Alternate lyrics for blatantly religious songs
Rober...@yahoogroups.com
music on TV and radio and other places, such as this crap:
- Christ was born on Christmas day
- The little lord Jesus
but after suffering those lyrics all my life, when I hear an
instrumental recording of the same music the stupid words come to my
mind. The only way to get rid of that mental map between tune and
lyrics is to hear alternate lyrics lots of times. But who will write
the alternate lyrics? Does anybody know any good examples? Meanwhile,
I'm starting to write such alternate lyrics myself:
Don't let them in,
to preach their crap.
Just keep, them out, away.
We don't want them to talk to us.
We don't want them to sing to us.
Keep Christians far away.
Keep Christians far away.
Keep Christians, and all their whores, so far away.
Stop all the whores,
who preach for church.
I hope, they starve, to death.
(That's all I have so-far. I hope everyone recognizes the tune so I
don't have to state it explicitly.)
Snorky2k
They have been defamed by the religious for ages just like us and have had
the guts to keep on whoring.
<Rober...@YahooGroups.Com> wrote in message
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Bored With The Bitch
>I think that it is demeaning to whores to associate them with religion.
>They have been defamed by the religious for ages just like us and have had
>the guts to keep on whoring.
More to the point, whores perform a USEFUL SOCIAL FUNCTION, religion does not.
Erikc (alt.atheist #002) | "An Fhirinne in aghaidh an tSaoil."
BAAWA Knight | "The Truth against the World."
| -- Bardic Motto
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At one point in time, many of us actually had Jesus as
our personal lord and saviour. Unfortunately, we later
had to dismiss him for incompetence, gross negligence,
misconduct and consistent failure to show up for work.
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