Observations from Geosynchronous Orbit.
F.P.1
>
> FROM: ELGBAR, 3RD ZRLBEEK OF THE TRPEKKUGUGK.
> TO: CARBON UNITS ON THIRD PLANET FROM THE STAR S1123-5144-1459aV88.
>
> IT IS NOT OF CLEARNESS TO BE SPEAKING TO TELL WHY IS IT OF OBSERVANCES
> TO MAKE FOR USE OF HUMAN BEINGS OF PLANET 3 FROM STAR
> S1123-5144-1459aV88. BEINGS OF HUMAN ORIGINS ARE OF PRIMITIVE STATES
> IN MIND, AND ALSO DO NOT OF BEING FROM OF EARTH UNDERSTANDINGS OF OUR
> APPEARANCES.
We got our lights on, Edgar, can you see us? We're about midway between
Portland, Maine, and the west coast of Ireland. Wave if you can.
Stop in anytime. Coffee's on. Just don't eat us the way you did John
Glenn.
When in Mid-Atlantic visit F.P.1
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Conveniently located at the Point of No Return
F.P.1
> (3) IT IS MOST OF NECESSARY TO POINTING OUT OF THE USE OF
> SUCH AUTOMATA AS DANCING PAPERCLIP IS OF
>
> S T R I C T E S T F O R B I D D E N
>
> OF MEMBERS IN THE INTRAGALACTICAL CONCORDIUMATION!!!
> THIS IS OF WILL NOT BE PERMITTED OR TOLERATED!!!
One day the dancing paperclip inserted itself into Calista Flockhart's
vagina.
Nine months later the world welcomed the dancing paperclip baby.
(Ooga-chaka.)
He looks like his mama, except he's even skinnier, if that's possible.
Rollin Thomas
TO: CARBON UNITS ON THIRD PLANET FROM THE STAR S1123-5144-1459aV88.
IT IS NOT OF CLEARNESS TO BE SPEAKING TO TELL WHY IS IT OF OBSERVANCES
TO MAKE FOR USE OF HUMAN BEINGS OF PLANET 3 FROM STAR
S1123-5144-1459aV88. BEINGS OF HUMAN ORIGINS ARE OF PRIMITIVE STATES
IN MIND, AND ALSO DO NOT OF BEING FROM OF EARTH UNDERSTANDINGS OF OUR
APPEARANCES.
THEREFORE, WE ARE OF TO NOT BE AMONG OF YOU AND YOURNESS. THE
FOLLOWING IS OF OBSERVANCES OF TO CAUSE YOU WHEN ADHERENCE TO OF
SUGGESTINGS TO BE OF ADMITTED TO INTRAGALACTICAL CONCORDIUMATION.
(1) IMMEDIATION CEASEMENT OF TO CAUSE ENDING OF WARS AND
CONFLAGRATIONAL DISAGREEMENTINGS. WARLIKE NATURE IS
NOT OF PERMISSIBLE SUBSETS OF ACTIONS WHILE MEMBERS
OF INTRAGALACTICAL CONCORDIUMATION.
(2) WITHOUT OF IMMEDIATE RECOURSE, TO CALL STAR ABOUT WHICH
IS ORBITING THIRD PLANET IN NAME S1123-5144-1459aV88,
AND OF TO CALL IN SUCH MANNER IN EVERYDAY OF LIFE, BECAUSE
AMBIGUITY OF LINGUISTIC CONVENTIONS IS OF IMMEDIATE CAUSE
FOR DISMISSION OF MEMBERSHIP OF INTRAGALACTICAL
CONCORDIUMATION.
(3) IT IS MOST OF NECESSARY TO POINTING OUT OF THE USE OF
SUCH AUTOMATA AS DANCING PAPERCLIP IS OF
S T R I C T E S T F O R B I D D E N
OF MEMBERS IN THE INTRAGALACTICAL CONCORDIUMATION!!!
THIS IS OF WILL NOT BE PERMITTED OR TOLERATED!!!
(4) MORTALITY OF HUMAN BEINGS RATE IS 100% AT CURRENT
TIME OF CALCULATION. PLEASE WORK ON THIS.
(5) THE KEEPING OF FOOD ITEMS SUCH AS CATS, DOGS,
HAMSTERINGS, SNAKES, GERBILINGS, MONKEYS, AND
PENICILLIN MOLDS IS OF GREATLY PUZZLEMENT TO THE
CURRENT OF MEMBERS OF INTRAGALACTICAL CONCORDIUMATION.
PLEASE EATING OF THEM.
(6) PERNICIOUS ACTIVITIES OF SUCH AS SNACK BOY MUST
NOT BE PERMITTED OF CONTINUATION, LEST YOU DESIRE
TO REMAIN AS UNWASHED SAVAGES UNDER THE ROCKS OF
PREHISTORIC PAST, AND AS THOSE WITHOUT THE USE OF
TOILET PAPER IN CONVENIENT SUPPLY!
THANKING YOU FOR OF ANTENNAS AND ATTENTION. AWAITING TIMELY REPLY,
THIS IS, DEAR FRIEND, ETC. ETC.
ELGBAR
3RD ZRLBEEK OF THE TRPEKKUGUGK.
SP - PLEASING OF SEND TO ORBIT MORE OF TASTY OLD FARTS IN SUCH AS
GLENN_JOHN. WHILE MEMBERS OF INTRAGALACTICAL CONCORDIUMATION, STILL
ARE WE OF NEEDING IN PROTEIN FROM TIMES TO TIMES.
--
Rollin C. Thomas - tho...@mail.nhn.ou.edu - #54-93476-548
"We keep getting stories on a daily basis and slowly, like a slow-
cooked frog we digest them." - Art Bell, "Coast to Coast AM," 5-27-98
Lloyd Wood
: Rollin Thomas wrote:
: >
: > FROM: ELGBAR, 3RD ZRLBEEK OF THE TRPEKKUGUGK.
: > TO: CARBON UNITS ON THIRD PLANET FROM THE STAR S1123-5144-1459aV88.
: >
: > IT IS NOT OF CLEARNESS TO BE SPEAKING TO TELL WHY IS IT OF OBSERVANCES
: > TO MAKE FOR USE OF HUMAN BEINGS OF PLANET 3 FROM STAR
: > S1123-5144-1459aV88. BEINGS OF HUMAN ORIGINS ARE OF PRIMITIVE STATES
: > IN MIND, AND ALSO DO NOT OF BEING FROM OF EARTH UNDERSTANDINGS OF OUR
: > APPEARANCES.
: We got our lights on, Edgar, can you see us? We're about midway between
: Portland, Maine, and the west coast of Ireland. Wave if you can.
: Stop in anytime. Coffee's on. Just don't eat us the way you did John
: Glenn.
IHNJH,IJLS "earth boys aren't easy".
L.
Michail Bolotenko
Rollin Thomas wrote:
> FROM: ELGBAR, 3RD ZRLBEEK OF THE TRPEKKUGUGK.
> TO: CARBON UNITS ON THIRD PLANET FROM THE STAR S1123-5144-1459aV88.
>
> IT IS NOT OF CLEARNESS TO BE SPEAKING TO TELL WHY IS IT OF OBSERVANCES
> TO MAKE FOR USE OF HUMAN BEINGS OF PLANET 3 FROM STAR
> S1123-5144-1459aV88. BEINGS OF HUMAN ORIGINS ARE OF PRIMITIVE STATES
> IN MIND, AND ALSO DO NOT OF BEING FROM OF EARTH UNDERSTANDINGS OF OUR
> APPEARANCES.
>
> 3RD ZRLBEEK OF THE TRPEKKUGUGK.
>
> SP - PLEASING OF SEND TO ORBIT MORE OF TASTY OLD FARTS IN SUCH AS
> GLENN_JOHN. WHILE MEMBERS OF INTRAGALACTICAL CONCORDIUMATION, STILL
> ARE WE OF NEEDING IN PROTEIN FROM TIMES TO TIMES.
> --
> Rollin C. Thomas - tho...@mail.nhn.ou.edu - #54-93476-548
> "We keep getting stories on a daily basis and slowly, like a slow-
> cooked frog we digest them." - Art Bell, "Coast to Coast AM," 5-27-98
fOrM: TARZAN - KiNg APE Peeple
Me NOt Understand. Goddammmd MONKES in next romm typing Shakespeare. ONE
monkeee always wear hat, singing. Me tink shaikespeer only one play bout
African wid Tuurret Sindrome.
Me - Jane - Cheetah surrender sheboy child - run out of names - call boy
BOY because Tarzan name used up - what call sheboy? No can use Jane name -
already one bboy. Gud luck.
By way. Say, "Ungawa" to Mr. Appulwite. Tell HIM me PiSSed off. how come no
leave Nike AIR Jordan for me. NoT KNo how manny splinters in Tarzan tOES?
Tarzan
(King of Carbon Forms IN Jungul)
PS. mUST ad mit ME sound REEL Smart in this lEttre. IT be spell chequed bi
DAn Quail.
Motor
City Mike "Boy"lotenko.
The Reverse Psychology Major at Bawston School for Idiots
Michail Bolotenko wrote in message <3642684E...@on.aibn.com>...
... fuck off!!! your breath has the distinct aroma of a penis and your
sister wears army boots, your mother drives a pickle-wagon AND your aunt
does push-ups in a cucumber patch, iykwim, aityd, irtyd.
beelzibub
ps;
deal with it, i can't
you know when you put a stick in the water and it looks
like it's bent but it's not? ...
that's why i don't take baths. -- Steven Wright