From the folx who brought you 'weblog'...
Jorn Barger
"Well, sodomize me with a toilet plunger!"
.
Rose Marie Holt
jo...@enteract.com (Jorn Barger) wrote:
I dont think it would be prudent to use that interjection. You never
know who is going to go literal-minded on you.
Best, Marie
PS when I ask my teenage daughter where something is that I need, she
says "up your butt" Is this disrespectful?
PPS the toilet plunger is where it belongs. (next to the toilet)
Jacob W. Haller
> PS when I ask my teenage daughter where something is that I need, she
> says "up your butt" Is this disrespectful?
That depends. Are the items in question in fact up your butt? If so,
then this sounds like common courtesy.
-jwgh
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Rose Marie Holt
sp...@jwgh.org (Jacob W. Haller) wrote:
> Rose Marie Holt <rmh...@mindspring.com> wrote:
>
> > PS when I ask my teenage daughter where something is that I need, she
> > says "up your butt" Is this disrespectful?
>
> That depends. Are the items in question in fact up your butt? If so,
> then this sounds like common courtesy.
>
> -jwgh
I dont know why this caught me as so funny, but I am actually in tears
with tummy cramps.
Love, Marie
Stephenls
> > That depends. Are the items in question in fact up your butt? If
> > so, then this sounds like common courtesy.
> > -jwgh
Alright, who's been stealing messages from my newsfeed? I cannot see
this one on its own.
--
Stephenls
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Stephenls
> PS when I ask my teenage daughter where something is that I need, she
> says "up your butt" Is this disrespectful?
Weird.
I have a friend who used to reply to any questions regarding the
locations of objects with "If it was up your ass you'd feel it."
Apparently that particular meme has a high rate of mutation.
Kevin S. Wilson
<rmh...@mindspring.com> wrote:
>PS when I ask my teenage daughter where something is that I need, she
>says "up your butt" Is this disrespectful?
I dunno. Has she picked herself up off the floor and out of next week
yet?
--
Kevin S. Wilson
Tech Writer at a University Somewhere in Idaho
"You can safely ignore Kevin in order to
maximise life's experience." --A. Loon, in alt.religion.kibology
Kevin S. Wilson
wrote:
>Rose Marie Holt wrote:
>
>> PS when I ask my teenage daughter where something is that I need, she
>> says "up your butt" Is this disrespectful?
>
>Weird.
>
>I have a friend who used to reply to any questions regarding the
>locations of objects with "If it was up your ass you'd feel it."
>
He had it wrong. It goes, "If it was up your ass you'd know it."
As I was looking for something (for instance, my baseball glove in the
refrigerator), my grandma used to say, "If it was a snake you'd have
found it by now." I never understood this saying, and once replied by
saying, "If it was a snake I wouldn't be looking for it."
She kicked my ass in front of my friends at the city park the next
day.
Kevin S. Wilson
wrote:
>On Mon, 21 Oct 2002 08:53:20 -0700, Stephenls <step...@shaw.ca>
>wrote:
>
>>Rose Marie Holt wrote:
>>
>>> PS when I ask my teenage daughter where something is that I need, she
>>> says "up your butt" Is this disrespectful?
>>
>>Weird.
>>
>>I have a friend who used to reply to any questions regarding the
>>locations of objects with "If it was up your ass you'd feel it."
>>
>He had it wrong. It goes, "If it was up your ass you'd know it."
>
>As I was looking for something (for instance, my baseball glove in the
>refrigerator), my grandma used to say, "If it was a snake you'd have
>found it by now." I never understood this saying, and once replied by
>saying, "If it was a snake I wouldn't be looking for it."
>
>She kicked my ass in front of my friends at the city park the next
>day.
Should be: "IF IT WAS A SNAKE IT WOULD'VE BIT YOU BY NOW."
I are dumm. That is all.
John D Salt
news:3DB422B4...@shaw.ca:
>> In article <1fkej77.ko56g81bi6gw0N%sp...@jwgh.org>,
>> sp...@jwgh.org (Jacob W. Haller) wrote:
>
>> > That depends. Are the items in question in fact up your
>> > butt? If so, then this sounds like common courtesy.
>
>> > -jwgh
>
> Alright, who's been stealing messages from my newsfeed? I
> cannot see this one on its own.
Thank you for not speculating about the whereabouts of the
disappeared posts.
Also, please not to be calling attention to any Kibologist who
are walking funny.
Thank you.
All the best,
John.
Rose Marie Holt
Kevin S. Wilson <res...@spro.net> wrote:
> On Mon, 21 Oct 2002 09:14:42 -0600, Rose Marie Holt
> <rmh...@mindspring.com> wrote:
>
> >PS when I ask my teenage daughter where something is that I need, she
> >says "up your butt" Is this disrespectful?
>
> I dunno. Has she picked herself up off the floor and out of next week
> yet?
She got bigger and stronger than me sometime last spring. I have to rely
on wits and phone privileges.
Best Marie
talysman
> On Mon, 21 Oct 2002 08:53:20 -0700, Stephenls <step...@shaw.ca>
> wrote:
>
> >Rose Marie Holt wrote:
> >
> >> PS when I ask my teenage daughter where something is that I need, she
> >> says "up your butt" Is this disrespectful?
> >
> >Weird.
> >
> >I have a friend who used to reply to any questions regarding the
> >locations of objects with "If it was up your ass you'd feel it."
> >
> He had it wrong. It goes, "If it was up your ass you'd know it."
>
> As I was looking for something (for instance, my baseball glove in the
> refrigerator), my grandma used to say, "If it was a snake you'd have
> found it by now." I never understood this saying, and once replied by
> saying, "If it was a snake I wouldn't be looking for it."
she had it wrong. *my* grandma, and also my mother, said it this
way: "if it was a snake, it would have bit you by now". which
makes more sense, because it does not suggest you would want to
look for a snake ... only that you were close enough for DANGER!
> She kicked my ass in front of my friends at the city park the next
> day.
you mean "ripped off your arm and slapped you with its hand."
HTH.
Kevin S. Wilson
<taly...@globalsurrealism.com> wrote:
>Kevin S. Wilson <res...@spro.net> writes:
>
>> On Mon, 21 Oct 2002 08:53:20 -0700, Stephenls <step...@shaw.ca>
>> wrote:
>>
>> >Rose Marie Holt wrote:
>> >
>> >> PS when I ask my teenage daughter where something is that I need, she
>> >> says "up your butt" Is this disrespectful?
>> >
>> >Weird.
>> >
>> >I have a friend who used to reply to any questions regarding the
>> >locations of objects with "If it was up your ass you'd feel it."
>> >
>> He had it wrong. It goes, "If it was up your ass you'd know it."
>>
>> As I was looking for something (for instance, my baseball glove in the
>> refrigerator), my grandma used to say, "If it was a snake you'd have
>> found it by now." I never understood this saying, and once replied by
>> saying, "If it was a snake I wouldn't be looking for it."
>
>she had it wrong. *my* grandma, and also my mother, said it this
>way: "if it was a snake, it would have bit you by now". which
>makes more sense, because it does not suggest you would want to
>look for a snake ... only that you were close enough for DANGER!
Boy, are you going to feel silly when you discover that I followed up
to myself to correct myself. It was indeed "If it was a snake, it
would've bit you by now."
>
>> She kicked my ass in front of my friends at the city park the next
>> day.
>
>you mean "ripped off your arm and slapped you with its hand."
>
Exactly.
Note to You Kids at Home: If your mom or grandma say to you "If it
was a snake, it would've bit you by now," be sure to point out that
proper use of the subjunctive mood would require her to say, "If it
WERE a snake, it would've bit you by now." Then duck.
definitely what
Jorn Barger <jo...@enteract.com> wrote:
>...my new interjection:
> "Well, sodomize me with a toilet plunger!"
"Which end?"
rone
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Glenn Knickerbocker
> Should be: "IF IT WAS A SNAKE IT WOULD'VE BIT YOU BY NOW."
Just remember, wherever you went, there you would've been.
ŹR
Glenn Knickerbocker
> she had it wrong. *my* grandma, and also my mother, said it this
> way: "if it was a snake, it would have bit you by now".
Well, yeah, until he went and corrected himself, I thought the whole
point of his post was how his grandma had screwed up the expression.
> you mean "ripped off your arm and slapped you with its hand."
That's NOTHING compared to, oh, never mind.
ŹR
Jorn Barger
> > "Well, sodomize me with a toilet plunger!"
>
> know who is going to go literal-minded on you.
Sure I do-- but I keep my distance from Kate-Bush fans!
Jeremy Impson
> PS when I ask my teenage daughter where something is that I need, she
> says "up your butt" Is this disrespectful?
Dunno, but I do knoe that your daughter is major uncool, because I used to
say that in response to that sort of question when I was 14, and now I am
26, which is WICKED OLD.
--Jeremy
--
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Joseph Michael Bay
>Best, Marie
>PS when I ask my teenage daughter where something is that I need, she
>says "up your butt" Is this disrespectful?
It depends on what it is that you need. Is it MY BOOT, FOOL?
Because then it's accurate, and I PITY YOU.
--
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www.stanford.edu/~jmbay/ DO NOT PRESS
James Vandenberg
> Best, Marie
Ever!
I can't see that without mentally adding the ever.
Ja-does-that-make-me-a-bad-person?-mes
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Mark Hill
> ...my new interjection:
>
>
> "Well, sodomize me with a toilet plunger!"
From the folx who brought you "blog"...
"Well, mize me with a nger."
N. Gergen
> On Mon, 21 Oct 2002, Rose Marie Holt wrote:
>
> > PS when I ask my teenage daughter where something is that I need, she
> > says "up your butt" Is this disrespectful?
>
> Dunno, but I do knoe that your daughter is major uncool, because I used to
> say that in response to that sort of question when I was 14, and now I am
> 26, which is WICKED OLD.
What does that say about me? I STILL say that to my ex-girlfriend, but
only because it bugs the, uh, poopy out of her. And now, ya little
whippersnapper is gonna learn the meaning of WIKKIT from da bidness
end of my rake! Ya-hey!
The Chem-Lawn guys came today so you can roll around on that stuff all
you want.
Rgds,
N. Gergen
--
"Huggbees!"
Matt McIrvin
> ...my new interjection:
>
>
> "Well, sodomize me with a toilet plunger!"
EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!
--
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Glenn Knickerbocker
>Dunno, but I do knoe that your daughter is major uncool,
Wait, isn't he just some junkie astronaut?
ŹR | Anybody who disagrees with Mike is
http://users.bestweb.net/~notr | practically a Nazi. Cool. --LisaB
Paula
> Note to You Kids at Home: If your mom or grandma say to you "If it
> was a snake, it would've bit you by now," be sure to point out that
> proper use of the subjunctive mood would require her to say, "If it
> WERE a snake, it would've bit you by now." Then duck.
My mom was the one who not only spoke like that, but insisted that we
use the subjunctive properly in front of her. All our friends thought
we were dweebs who couldn't speak English.
--
Paula
"Caramels are a fad, but chocolate is permanent." -- Milton Hershey
Rose Marie Holt
Jeremy Impson <jdim...@acm.org> wrote:
> On Mon, 21 Oct 2002, Rose Marie Holt wrote:
>
> > PS when I ask my teenage daughter where something is that I need, she
> > says "up your butt" Is this disrespectful?
>
> Dunno, but I do knoe that your daughter is major uncool, because I used to
> say that in response to that sort of question when I was 14, and now I am
> 26, which is WICKED OLD.
>
> --Jeremy
since I am in Nampa Idaho, this would mean she is EIGHT YEARS ahead of
the rest of the county.
Jorn Barger
> > "Well, sodomize me with a toilet plunger!"
>
> "Which end?"
"That'd be the butt, Ron."
Lee Merkel
>
> Note to You Kids at Home: If your mom or grandma say to you "If it
> was a snake, it would've bit you by now," be sure to point out that
> proper use of the subjunctive mood would require her to say, "If it
> WERE a snake, it would've bit you by now." Then duck.
>
Right indeed. And proper use of the future perfect would
require "it would've bitten or throttled you by now" -- depending
on its choice of making acquaintance (viper vs. accelerated python).
--
Lee Merkel
~~ A thing of duty is a job forever ~~
Lee Merkel
>
>
>
>PS when I ask my teenage daughter where something is that I need, she
>says "up your butt" Is this disrespectful?
I notice no one has asked the obvious. When she says that, is
she ever right?
"Hey! did anyone see my Preparation H?"
"No, but is it up ..."
David DeLaney
>Rose Marie Holt <rmh...@mindspring.com> wrote:
>> PS when I ask my teenage daughter where something is that I need, she
>> says "up your butt" Is this disrespectful?
>
>then this sounds like common courtesy.
Are you by any chance the subject of an Adam Green cartoon? If so, this
looks like sarcastic irony instead.
Dave "an entire Pilgrim family and your mother" DeLaney
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David DeLaney
>Stephenls <step...@shaw.ca> wrote:
>> Alright, who's been stealing messages from my newsfeed? I
>> cannot see this one on its own.
I've got it over here, but I'm done with it now, you should find it
momentarily. THE POSTER IS BEHIND YOU!
>Thank you for not speculating about the whereabouts of the
>disappeared posts.
>
>Also, please not to be calling attention to any Kibologist who
>are walking funny.
We're just -drawn- that way.
Dave "so many men, so little chance" DeLaney
David DeLaney
>refrigerator), my grandma used to say, "If it was a snake you'd have
>found it by now." I never understood this saying, and once replied by
>saying, "If it was a snake I wouldn't be looking for it."
Mutation of "If it war a snake it'd've bit yuh", I think.
>She kicked my ass in front of my friends at the city park the next day.
Dave "did she, and I ask this respectfully, this is your GRANDMOTHER we're
talking about here, ever instruct you in the surreptitious oral emptying of
eggs, perchance?" DeLaney
David DeLaney
>Rose Marie Holt wrote:
>>PS when I ask my teenage daughter where something is that I need, she
>>says "up your butt" Is this disrespectful?
>
> I notice no one has asked the obvious. When she says that, is
>she ever right?
Is it just me, or did the Obvious Bag execute a major sneak attack on the
newsgroup recently?
Dave "objects in newsgroup may be closer to you than they appear, OW" DeLaney
Beable van Polasm
>
> Note to You Kids at Home: If your mom or grandma say to you "If it
> was a snake, it would've bit you by now," be sure to point out that
> proper use of the subjunctive mood would require her to say, "If it
> WERE a snake, it would've bit you by now." Then duck.
Are you implying that there is some sort of Brazilian Biting Duck
riding on the back of any snake which might bite a child looking
for something? And then the duck bites them as well?
--
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