RAME Glossary: Terminology Of Porn Speak N - R
Voyager
Today, brought to you by the letters...
N through R
N
Nasal Sex
Penetration of the nostril with pecker. My guess found mostly in
orange tinted euro tapes.
Natural vs. Implants, concerning tits that is.... (Felix Miata TM)
1-Scars. These are not always visible, but they're a giveaway when
they are. The location most common in the early days was the crease
underneath, but this is rather uncommon today. IIRC, Mirage aka
Brianna Banks is one of the most recent porn victims of this form of
mutilation. More common is the areola scar, evidenced by a bottom
circumference that looks welted, while the top circumference looks
normal. Often this scar misses a portion of the actual circumference,
leaving obvious mis-aligned "joints", or stepping in the
circumference. Many implants today are inserted through incisions in
remote locations, like armpit or navel, where scars are rarely
evident.
2-Puckers, wrinkles or ripples. These are rare in natural breasts and
uncommon in modest implants, but nearly universal among overboosted
porn wimmenz. Think of how a cheap plastic beach ball or raft looks at
the seams, particularly when over or under inflated. Puckering is not
very common when the pornstress is standing, but in nearly any other
basic position, and particularly when in doggy, when the implant is
pulled by gravity into a non-preferred position, puckering will be
evident at the sides.
3-Unnatural shapes. Breasts come in zillions of shapes, so it's tough
to define unnatural. Basically it amounts to any type of curvature
that appears counter to gravitational pull. An example of this is an
under breast that starts to make a typical curve up away from the
chest wall (common among small breasts), but then droops, like a thick
liquid spilling over the edge of a spoon or spatula. Adjacent to the
chest wall the breast is very firm (a semi-circular implant), but a
bit away from it soft (real breast). Often in doggy the breast nearest
the chest moves little or none, while the outer portion flops
liberally. Keisha & Sarah Jane Hamilton are examples of this that come
to mind.
4-Excessive firmness. Mother nature pancakes real ones when she's on
her back. If the cone shape changes little when pointed at the
ceiling, they're plasticones.
5-Excessive size. Res ipsa loquitur.
Naughtie Bit (Monty Python TM)
Parts of the male and female anatomy which your mommie, school teacher
told you not to touch. Parts of the male and female anatomy your
priest, grandpa touched for you. :-)
O
OCV
The girl's been attempting to deepthroat and is gagging horribly, she
can't fit it all down. Suddenly the scene cuts and we're straight
into mish. What's up with that? You just know there was
some...OFF-CAMERA VOMIT!
One Day Wonder
The time from when the drug deal went down to finance the porn
production to the time a tape is ready to be duped on 2- headed dirty
VCR's.
One handed Welcome (Adam Film World TM)
See shelf life ~ as in she wore out her one handed welcome 40 movies
ago
180 pound hemorrhoid (Torris TM )
Corollary to Floppy Rob (see in glossary), meaning in the case of a
porn starlet, in this case Dee, who will only let her suitcase pimp
fuck her ass on film
P
P4P Porno For Pedos (Rog TM)
The strong appeal to young, often pre-teen sexuality. Talk of
teachers, daddies as well as clothing items and
situations can all be included in this.
Paint brush (Riley TM)
That's a wide racing stripe.(see racing stripe) Another pubic
hairstyle.
Parolee
Standard issue male pornstar, typically working for the compensation
of cheeseburgers and gas money.
Panty Wrangler (Mike South TM)
The guy, many times a suitcase pimp, who collects a pornstar's panties
and other items after dancing on stage or the set of her previous porn
scene.
PC gymnastics (Basement Child TM)
(PC here for pubococcygneus!) Creatures such as Denni O and Tye who
stretch their twats to engulf large dildos, the likes of the dwarf
Napolian, and even some some city-states....
PL
Pathetic Loser. Honorable term meant for those who frequent porn,
stripclubs, and other tenderloin services
Pile Driver
Position where the girl is on the floor, her torso raised in the air
at a 90 degree angle to her face. She is looking up at the parolee as
he hovers over her, he is now able to have free access to her pussy
and/or bunghole.
Platinum Tipped Sparkplug (Voyager TM)
A clitoris of the highest order. Examples include Holly Ryder, Morgan
Fairlane...
Plotted Porn
Genre of porn where a storyline is intermingled with the sex
Plumper (Riley TM)
Overweight girl
Porch Door Swings Both Ways (Torris TM)
Bisexual
Portuguese (Frank Simmons TM)
Tittie fucking when the parolee does the heavy lifting
Postage slot (Torris TM)
Cunt with no visible outer labia as in Pam Anderson
Post-Pubescent Broomsticks (MrScorpio TM)
Rangefed, barely legals....
Prostate Dust (Eden Rae TM)
See Cumspecks, Randy West, i.e., phantom cummer....
Puckered Asshole
Small skin ridges which radiate from the female asshole up to a one
inch circumference. Many times associated with a brown eye. A puckered
asshole is always ripe for anal sex.
Puffy Nipples
Found on a rare percentage of A and B cupped female breasts. Engorged
areola, (colored area surrounding the nipple). At times appears to
have just been released from the suction of a snake bite kit.
Push-out
After he cums, she pushes it out of her pussy or mouth.
Pushy Woman (Riley TM)
One not deferential to the males' constant needs. Tight small curls
within her hair is a warning sign.
Q
Quake (Frank Simmons TM)
A particularly realistic-looking female orgasm captured for your
viewing pleasure, complete with shudders, curled toes, a sigh of
exhaustion and the "don't touch me" squirm.
Queef (SchwebelGod TM)
The sound that comes from her pussy, not your asshole
R
Racing stripe (Riley TM)
Starts at the top of the clitoral hood and terminates at the extreme
top limit of where the normal inverted triangle of pubic hair would
end. A pubic hairstyle.
Roccoolized (LuvBooty1 TM)
The matriculation process when you slap or spit on a chicks face,
stretch her asshole to
ungodly proportions and the chick screams for more..... typically what
a girl goes through in an italian-stallion-Rocco scene. Should she be
grad. school material she will have to master the swirlie...
Raincoater
1) a porn viewer, typically male, whose idea of "good" porn
encompasses gyno closeups, POV, anal with gapes (see gape), A2M all
performed by any (number of) female(s). To a raincoater porn is about
"raw unbridled unabridged sexuality" captured in the most clear and
graphic way possible. To many porn viewers this is considered
excessive. Raincoaters would remind those what Mae West said," The
problem with 'too much' is wonderful." Raincoaters would be very
interested in the cornholing, A2M antics, anal cream pie (see eclair)
of Adrianna Huffington. It would not be political, in fact they would
want her to totally enjoy it. 2) everything Phyllis Schlafly is not.
3) Morgagni
Rangefed (Voyager TM)
Lean girl, many times ribs are seen when she is doing doggy, RC...
Many times can only guess where her next meal is coming from.
Redbone
A black female who's complexion is close to a caramel or rust.
RC
Reverse Cowgirl, where the girl mounts and rides cock in her pussy,
her ass and back facing the parolee. Great position to view the female
form.
RCA or RAC
Reverse Cowgirl Anal, where the girl mounts and rides cock in her ass,
her butt cheeks and back facing the parolee. The pussy is typically
exposed in this position in its full glory, many times spawning a
religious experience within the viewer.
Robo Slut (Torris TM)
Standard issue Vivid, Wicked, VCA porn actress. Typically, dyed blond
hair with dark roots (drapes never match the carpet)
garish eyemakeup, long black hookerish eyelashes, pancake makeup to
cover crows feet, suitcase pimp beatings, etc., bolt-ons (they better
not have any "give" to them), C-section scar, lack of waist
definition, hookerish platform heels.
Russian
Where the girl fucks cock between her fleshy tits. Best done with
nats, not a purdy sight if the girls' got bolt-ons. Also termed as
titfucking or breast-boffing
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Felix Miata
> RAME Glossary: Terminology Of Porn Speak
> Today, brought to you by the letters...
> N through R
Proposed additions & modifications, subject to revisions deemed
appropriate by the group:
Brand/Branding/Branded - any quarterhorse, thoroughbred or stud with
only one visible tattoo or its sole visible tattoo
Filly - "bimbot" or "robo slut" in early porn appearances, prior to
acquiring tattoos, piercings, or boltons (see: "mutilations",
"martian"); often "rangefed"; most frequently used in a historical
context, since morphing into a "bimbot" normally begins within one year
of entering porn; often correlating to or synonymous with with "barely
legal"
Hag - refers to any "pornlet" who should have retired or never even
entered porn in the first place; usually an elder "mare"
Mare - any "pornlet" who has obviously dispensed a "rugrat"
Parolee
Standard issue male pornstar, typically working for the compensation
of cheeseburgers and gas money; usually with multiple tattoos; usually
shaves at least once a week, but typically misses a lot, since shaving
is unimportant when you rarely have reason or occasion to embrace a
female
Pornlet - generic term preferred to "porn star" for female porn
performer not subclassified
Quarterhorse - "parolee" substitute with good musculature, little
apparent body fat, usually with minimal or no apparent "mutilations",
but often "branded"
Rugrat - common result of "creampie"; typical reason for stretchmarks
and belly scar and why "mare" should retire from porn
Showhorse - a "filly" who only does g/g, or g/g/b but never gets real
penis in pussy on camera
Showhorse wannabe - a "bimbot" or "robo slut" emulating a "showhorse"
Stud - an elder "quarterhorse"; usually one who should be in another
line of work, but continues for lack of marketable conventional job
skills and/or dearth of "quarterhorses" to substitute for "parolees" in
plotted porn; see Randy Spears, Joel Lawrence
Thoroughbred - quarterhorse found in at least one of every 20 recent
plotted porn features; see Evan Stone, Earl Slate, Eric Everhard, Alec
Metro
--
Train a child in the way he should go, and when he is old he will not
turn from it. Proverbs 22:6 NKJV
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Frank Simmons
>Portuguese (Frank Simmons TM)
>Tittie fucking when the parolee does the heavy lifting
As I said before, V, I can't claim credit for this. In fact, I had never
heard
of the expression the lst time you tried to credit me for it.
>Puffy Nipples
>Found on a rare percentage of A and B cupped female breasts. Engorged
>areola, (colored area surrounding the nipple). At times appears to
>have just been released from the suction of a snake bite kit.
Actually, based on the ads I've seen in recent A&E catalogs, I'd say that
last
sentence could be more definite. They are selling a nipple-pump as one of
their "marital aids."
>Quake (Frank Simmons TM)
> A particularly realistic-looking female orgasm captured for your
>viewing pleasure, complete with shudders, curled toes, a sigh of
>exhaustion and the "don't touch me" squirm.
Hmmm - don't know that I first used this term either, but I won't disagree
with
the assessment.
Frank
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Torris
<ugaddabkidd...@atlantic.net> wrote:
>
>Mare - any "pornlet" who has obviously dispensed a "rugrat"
I like this one. Especially the dispensed. I'm sure Riley will agree!
Torris
"Rehab is for quitters"
Voyager
wrote:
>>From: Voyager voy...@swbell.net
>
>>Portuguese (Frank Simmons TM)
>>Tittie fucking when the parolee does the heavy lifting
>
>As I said before, V, I can't claim credit for this. In fact, I had never
>heard
>of the expression the lst time you tried to credit me for it.
I have your taped confession, don't you remember that night with Traci
and all that pillow talk she was pumping out of you? You see, I have
my operatives!
Frank Simmons
>I have your taped confession, don't you remember that night with Traci
>and all that pillow talk she was pumping out of you? You see, I have
>my operatives!
Say V - I've never heard it called "pillow talk" before. :-)
Frank
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Stan Stewart
wrote:
>>From: Voyager voy...@swbell.net
>
>>I have your taped confession, don't you remember that night with Traci
>>and all that pillow talk she was pumping out of you? You see, I have
>>my operatives!
>
>Say V - I've never heard it called "pillow talk" before. :-)
>
>Frank
>
>** Traci, Ginger, Christy, Amber, Nikki, Kristara, Ali; Those Were The
Days **
ROTFL!!! That almost sounds painful. No wonder Lexington Steele
screams like a banshee. ;-)
Stan Stewart