RAME Glossary: Terminology Of Porn Speak E - M
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E
Easy
Highly available for sex given sufficient funds.
Eclair (Mudhead TM)
An anal cream pie
Eskimo Pie (Torris TM)
An internal anal shot
Eunuch Porn (Torris TM )
Porn lite or the porn clogging the porn pipeline from Vivid (Vapid TM
Torris), VCA and Wicked (Wacked TM Torris); more about sanitized
condoms and prancing and moody camera angles from Coppola wannabees.
Populated by....(see Flesh Mannequins)
F
Fag Hag
Porn chick at the tail end of her career with nothing to lose willing
to perform with bi-sex studs.
Finger Friggin'
Masturbation by hand
Fishing Lure (Torris TM)
Any variety of piercings found on the female body
Flap Jacks (AJB TM)
Small, saggy breasts looking like soggy pancakes or crushed nerf
footballs.
Flatties (AJB TM)
The diminutive yet perky breasts of young'un porn babes. Degoratory
version of flatties is "mosquito bites". See also: "Barely Legals".
Flesh Mannequins (Torris TM)
Starlets who obviously hate having to fuck for a living and aren't
talented enough to exploit their marginally better looks in
legitimate enterprises and have to resort to porn. See Jenna Jameson
and Jenteal as the prototypes.
Floppy Rob (Torris TM)
Less than flattering name for Dee's suitcase pimp who if he can't get
a decent erection to fuck his own wife has no business being in
porn.....
FrankenTits
See Bolt-Ons
Freak Show Porn (Rog TM)
Something so totally outrageous, it's not even about sexuality any
more. 1000 man gang bangs, anal cum slurping, ass
painting, severed limb porno, etc.
Friendly Fire (AJB TM)
The accidental action of a stud who shoots a cum load, accidently,
upon the
dick of a fellow gang banging porn stud. In rare cases, Peter
North-like
loads fly so far they splash into another porn stud's hair; see "Dead
MuthaFucker" for more details.
Fromunda Cheese
Excess lube emanating from starlet butt or twat... Background info
from the Food Network....
There is a type of cheese popular in the PA Dutch country called "cup
cheese". Unless you are spoonfed this stuff before you are able to
protest I doubt if you would even think about eating it. It does bear
some striking similarities to the above mentioned "lube".
Fuck Face (AJB TM)
That horrid, constricted facial expression of a porn stud as he is
(supposedly) ejaculating. Usually filmed minutes after a pathetic,
drippy cum leak to give the viewer the impression that the male really
was excited enough to orgasm. See also: "Money Shot"
G
Gang-Of-12 (Voyager TM)
Term traced back to the 70's when the US Justice Department and the
Porn Industry signed a secret ruling specifying that at any one time
in history there can be no more than 12 males performing in porn
within the borders of the United States. Once a member of the
annointed Gang of 12, one may drop out of the porn industry, to do
time or study for one's GED, and may reenter at any stage in their
life, preferably at Grandpa stage. This ruling was created for
national security purposes, in that it was found from an exhaustive
CIA study, if virile american males of the same age as porn actresses,
especially the barely legals, had easy access to jobs in the porn
industry, society as we now know it would crumble. The shills for the
porn industry came up with a wonderful coverup for this, by stating
that the Gang-of-12 males in porn are special because they are the
only ones who can get wood in the presence of a willing, nubile barely
legal, and/or only have the ability to keep a hard-on and cum when the
likes of a Cortknee has swallowed one's member whole, is looking up at
you with puppy-dog eyes, big smile on her face, chuckling to herself,
her nostrils flaring as she extends her tongue to lapp at your raging
knap-sack.
Gash
As in "Vagina".
Gape
A dilated asshole.
Gay Film (AJB TM)
Progressive sound track, disproportionate moustached men, highly
developed pectoral muscles, favourite (notice the canuck spelling...)
type of x-rated film for women viewers.
Gonzo
Genre of porn making where there are no plots, basically parolee
"meats" girl.
Grandpa
Used to classify the older generation of male pornstars. Best example,
Randy West, or affectionately called , Grandpa West.
Gropie (TAL TM)
The porn equivalent of a groupie
Guppy Mouth (Riley TM)
Position where the girl is typically on her knees, her head cocked
upwards, her mouth open, many times eyes closed, waiting for the
parolee to jack-off on her face, mouth or wherever.
GYN Exam or GYNO
A scene where the woman's face or body is barely shown. Instead, we
get 15 minutes of a close up of her pussy or ass
being fondled or pounded.
H
Harlot
Ho starring in high end porn film with many a careful marketing phrase
on box cover trying to appeal to couples.
Heat
Quotient of sexually arousing action in a given scene or movie.
Hindicooze (Torris TM)
Indian girls, that of the subcontinent, the most blessed Nadia Nyce
being a prime-cut example.
Ho
Short for "whore" in ebonics. Inspirational goal of many a porn slut.
Hood
The skin covering the clitoris, topography varies widely within women.
Hood Ornament (Voyager TM)
Any manner of fishing lure attached to the clitorial hood
I
Idiot (AJB TM)
Buyer of any Paul Thomas written / directed video.
Industry Tampon (Torris or Riley TM)
AVN, Adult Video News trade rag
Ink (Schwenko TM)
Tattoos on the skin of a female
J
Jizz Biz.
Pornographic business.
Jack-off
Male equivalent of "finger friggin" but even more boring.
Juicy Lucy (Oz TM)
Girls who can supposedly "squirt" when they cum...
K
K-9 flicks
Beastie stuff, i.e., sex with Trigger, Rover, etc....
Kansas (AJB TM)
Destination and final home for all porn startlets brought under the
powerful mental sway of Voyager.
Kryo-Queen
A cold fuck
L
Leather Bags (Becky Carols)
Old tits
Limp Dick
Flacid penis incapable of performing a fuck scene. See also:
"Unemployment".
LSEVS (Crow TM)
Long suffering ever vigilant spouse.....
Lube Job
Not to be confused with "lube". A particularly wet blow job. AKA
"Stringy lube job" when the saliva/phlegm
forms strings from the woman's mouth to the man's dick.
M
Martian (Felix Miata TM)
A female porn performer equipped with bolt-ons, *and* two or more
piercings excluding ears, *and* at least
one tattoo visible while being captured in a porn shoot.
Max Hardcored (LuvBooty1 TM)
The matriculation process a girl goes through during a Max Hardcore
scene.
Mengeles (LT TM)
Term used to describe the dubiously trained and ethically challenged
cosmetic surgeons who work on porn starlets.
Milk Bags (Becky Carols TM)
Tits
Mish
Any position where the parolee is facing the girl while fucking.
Misogyny
The abuse of women meant to arouse a male.
Mud Flaps
The meaty, hanging, larger than norm, pussy lips or labia minora. Such
females almost invariably display sparkplugs, if properly attended
to...
Mons
The pussy guarding the labia minora or lips. Many times when engorged
will display puffiness.
Money Shot
The sexual and existential climax of a non-lesbian fuck scene. The
greater the volume, the greater the marketability for reasons
completely baffling to most porn consumers.
Moose Knucle
See Camel Toe
Muff Diver
Individual skilled in cunnilingus. See also "Carpet Muncher".
Muppet Pussy (Live_Slow TM)
Refers to the slash mouth of a muppet, i.e. Kermit the Frog. Hey
now.....what about "Kermit Cunt?"
Mute Button (AJB TM)
Life & sanity saving feature of a porn viewer's TV/VCR remote
controller whenever watching a porn movie in which Bunny Bleu or
Raquel Darrien speaks.
Mysterious Anal Glop (AJB TM)
Gooey slime which oozes out of an anal queen's bunghole in volumes and
colors beyond rational analysis. Some reported cases of green
ectoplasm are the most puzzling form of Mysterious Anal Glop.
Mysgonomy
Abuse of dyslexic women
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Felix Miata
> Mute Button (AJB TM)
> Life & sanity saving feature of a porn viewer's TV/VCR remote
> controller whenever watching a porn movie in which Bunny Bleu or
> Raquel Darrien speaks.
Mutilations - common porn performer features, such as: elective surgery
scars, tattoos, piercings, winklewalls, & racing stripes
> Mysterious Anal Glop (AJB TM)
> Gooey slime which oozes out of an anal queen's bunghole in volumes and
> colors beyond rational analysis. Some reported cases of green
> ectoplasm are the most puzzling form of Mysterious Anal Glop.
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Felix Miata *** http://mrmazda.members.atlantic.net/xxlist.html
chaining
>m2a (something we need much more of)
Who's "we"? Not me!
If that's your taste, go for it. But don't say "we" -just, "some of
us".
Xharing
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Old Dick
"Felix Miata" <ugaddabkidd...@atlantic.net> wrote in message
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Adult Movie FAQ
>Winklewalls? Wazzat?
I thought they were "wrinklewalls" which is the puckering of the implant
bag when the gal is on all fours -- the sides of her pendulous breasts get
all puckered since the bags are being stretched in a "not-quite-as-
designed" way.
CJH
>
> "Old Dick" <down...@mediaone.net> wrote in <rame.982730405p20097@bash>:
>
> >Winklewalls? Wazzat?
>
> I thought they were "wrinklewalls" which is the puckering of the implant
> bag when the gal is on all fours -- the sides of her pendulous breasts get
> all puckered since the bags are being stretched in a "not-quite-as-
> designed" way.
That "wrinklewall" shot is one of the most unattractive in
porn, yet the "closeup camera clowns" persist! YUK!
--
CJH
Old Dick
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