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Al Chameth

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Sep 8, 2003, 12:44:10 PM9/8/03
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"Pedantus" <rlsat...@stny.rr.com> wrote in message news:<Yu_6b.73757$7G2....@twister.nyroc.rr.com>...
> "House Widdershins" <sini...@concentric.net> wrote in message
> news:g0oolvcdu8bktueoe...@4ax.com...
> > X-No-Archive: Yes.
> > On Sun, 7 Sep 2003 11:21:22 +0100, "altheim"
> > <alt...@spamblokfreeuk.com> wrote:

> > >"House Widdershins" <sini...@concentric.net> wrote:
> > >>"Agno" <Da...@sholver.freeserve.co.uk> wrote:
> > >> >"altheim" <alt...@spamblokfreeuk.com> wrote:
> > >> >> "Lorrill Buyens" <buy...@interlacken.com> wrote:
> > >> >> > > "Peachy" <sb1504...@hotmail.com>, who protested:

> [......................................................]

> > Widdershins

> > I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish.
> > The wicked sometimes rest.

> > Alexandre Dumas, pere (with thanks to Twitch)

> > Borrowed from Twitch

> Thanks for the great quote, Widdy. I'm using it here to create another
> astrology lesson for Ed.

> So, Ed can you see how the art of horoscopic expression "works" now...:)?

Yes, I can see how you project your defective and biased Mercury in
Leo, need for social approval (Venus opposition Moon) and Mars (ruler
of 7) in Libra (social acceptance for being "Artsy") INTO the
(no-built-in meaning) chart or issue that seems to attract you.

> http://home.stny.rr.com/pedantus/Quote-a-scope_03.gif
> "I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish.
> The wicked sometimes rest."-- Alexandre Dumas

> Dumas, and everyone, including you, *seems* to project his individuality

I see, but Roger doesn't project his goofy personality INTO the
reading which he seeks social approval for?

> in specific way from moment to moment. These expressions/projections usually
> conform to the natal chart as general seed pattern. This imaginative
> interpreting process, with no foundation in reality *is* astrology, whether
> or not you wish it to be so. The selection of appropriate seeming words

No Roger, this is some fanciful concoction that YOU have created that
will be difficult for you to acheive any success with, because of your
own poor judgment (Mercury in Leo has too much "Drama" interjected
into logical assessment), hence, you cannot achieve a high enough
level of discernment to remove the bulk of your own projections from
the so-called analysis--which is really nothing more than a flamboyant
"Roger mental masturbation" exhibition.

> from the hundreds of words supplied by astrological traditions is an indeed
> a very interesting human psychological phenomenon, but it is no more
> "powerful" or "predictive" than a crossword puzzle. When you let go of the
> foolish desire to be a wizard, you can get some occasional rest...:)

> Rog

Oh PLEAaaaaaSE Roger--When you let go of the attempt to be a
psychoanalyst and move on to be an artist or actor or some other
endeavor more suited to your personality and talents, you will no
longer have an obsession to "outperform" this wizard.

"On the big screen they showed us a Sun--but never as bright and real
life as the real one, its never quite the same as the real one. And
tell me grey seal how does it feel to be so wise? To see through eyes
that only see whats real? Tell me, grey seal.

If anyone can cry then so can I, I read books and draw life from the
eye. All my life is drawings from the eye.
And tell me grey seal how does it feel to be so wise? To see through
eyes that only see whats real? Tell me, grey seal.

I was reborn before all life could die, the Phoenix bird will leave
this world to fly--if the Phoenix bird can fly then so can I.
And tell me grey seal how does it feel to be so wise? To see through
eyes that only see whats real? Tell me, grey seal.
Your mission bells were wraught by ancient men, YOUR ROOTS WERE FORMED
BY TWISTED ROOTS--YOUR ROOTS WERE TWISTED THEN!

And tell me grey seal how does it feel to be so wise? To see through
eyes that only see whats real? Tell me, grey seal."
"Elton John/Bernie Taupin "Grey Seal"

Edmond H. Wollmann P.M.A.F.A.
© 2003 Altair Publications, SAN 299-5603
Astrological Consulting http://www.astroconsulting.com/
Artworks http://www.astroconsulting.com/personal/
http://home.earthlink.net/~arcturianone/

viv.e...@verizon.net

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Sep 8, 2003, 1:40:36 PM9/8/03
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> > > "House Widdershins" <sini...@concentric.net> wrote in message
> > > news:g0oolvcdu8bktueoe...@4ax.com...

> > > > Widdershins


> >
> > > > I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish.
> > > > The wicked sometimes rest.
> >
> > > > Alexandre Dumas, pere (with thanks to Twitch)
> >
> > > > Borrowed from Twitch

There's absolutely nothing on this thread that suggests that Dumas,
Widdershins, or Twitch knew that they were talking about.

Om Tryambakam Yajamahe
viveshwar

Ross

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Sep 8, 2003, 1:50:11 PM9/8/03
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viv.e...@verizon.net (Fucknozzle Jr.) pulled a bright
blue crayon out of the box and scribbled this in
news:oa37b.31151$Dg7....@nwrddc02.gnilink.net:

...damn!....another IronyMeter(tm) dies in a cloud of smoke.

R.

--
Go not to Usenet for counsel, for they will say both yes and no.

viv.e...@verizon.net

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Sep 8, 2003, 2:53:33 PM9/8/03
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Ross wrote:

> viv.e...@verizon.net (Fucknozzle Jr.) pulled a bright
> blue crayon out of the box and scribbled this in
> news:oa37b.31151$Dg7....@nwrddc02.gnilink.net:
>
> >> > > "House Widdershins" <sini...@concentric.net> wrote in message
> >> > > news:g0oolvcdu8bktueoe...@4ax.com...
> >
> >> > > > Widdershins
> >> >
> >> > > > I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish.
> >> > > > The wicked sometimes rest.
> >> >
> >> > > > Alexandre Dumas, pere (with thanks to Twitch)
> >> >
> >> > > > Borrowed from Twitch
> >
> > There's absolutely nothing on this thread that suggests that Dumas,
> > Widdershins, or Twitch knew that they were talking about.
>

> ....damn!....another IronyMeter(tm) dies in a cloud of smoke.
>
> R.
>
Give me a hint, good buddy. Why is there never anything in your mind
but "bright blue crayons" and "Ironymeters"? Are you really that
stupid? I'm REALLY trying to understand this.

As above, so below
viveshwar
>

Dr. Flonkenstein

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Sep 8, 2003, 3:05:50 PM9/8/03
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Being tired of lurking, on Mon, 08 Sep 2003 17:50:11 +0000, Ross posted:

You're still using that old fashion model that has no
anti-kook gear then?

> R.

--
mhm 27x12
smeeter #27 (also)

Cujo

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Sep 8, 2003, 3:16:29 PM9/8/03
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alch...@yahoo.com (Al Chameth) wrote in
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Bullshit and evasion noted, fuckhead.

>> http://home.stny.rr.com/pedantus/Quote-a-scope_03.gif
>> "I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish.
>> The wicked sometimes rest."-- Alexandre Dumas
>
>> Dumas, and everyone, including you, *seems* to project his
>> individuality
>
> I see, but Roger doesn't project his goofy personality INTO the
> reading which he seeks social approval for?

A spittle-flecked mirror is not a good thing to use to describe yourself,
kookboi.

>> in specific way from moment to moment. These expressions/projections
>> usually conform to the natal chart as general seed pattern. This
>> imaginative interpreting process, with no foundation in reality *is*
>> astrology, whether or not you wish it to be so. The selection of
>> appropriate seeming words
>
> No Roger, this is some fanciful concoction that YOU have created that
> will be difficult for you to acheive any success with, because of your
> own poor judgment (Mercury in Leo has too much "Drama" interjected
> into logical assessment), hence, you cannot achieve a high enough
> level of discernment to remove the bulk of your own projections from
> the so-called analysis--which is really nothing more than a flamboyant
> "Roger mental masturbation" exhibition.

Projection noted. Archive bait noted, freak.

>> from the hundreds of words supplied by astrological traditions is an
>> indeed a very interesting human psychological phenomenon, but it is
>> no more "powerful" or "predictive" than a crossword puzzle. When you
>> let go of the foolish desire to be a wizard, you can get some
>> occasional rest...:)
>
>> Rog
>
> Oh PLEAaaaaaSE Roger--When you let go of the attempt to be a
> psychoanalyst and move on to be an artist or actor or some other
> endeavor more suited to your personality and talents, you will no
> longer have an obsession to "outperform" this wizard.

I doubt Rog has the need to 'magically' grow some balls and actually file
some of those lawsuits you've been whining about. Edmo has talents but I
hear Aaron Brothers has started locking their dumpsters.

--
But you assholes choose this endless go round of you trying to down me --
and me being undownable. - Edmond Wollkook, kook success story!
Cujo - The Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in
alt.paranormal, alt.astrology and alt.astrology.metapsych.
Winner of the 8/2000 & 2/2003 HL&S award. Hail Petitmorte!
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Ross

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Sep 8, 2003, 3:22:12 PM9/8/03
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Dr. Flonkenstein pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled
this in news:pan.2003.09.08....@hotmail.com:

The newer digital models were just not standing up to the wear and tear of
Edmo, Kettler, Peat, Huge & Flaggy; I suspect they just can't make a surge
protector THAT strong. As a result, I ordered a gross of the old analog
models before they were all sold out.

Damn, FnJr, is spiking the voltage even the older models can't take it.

Ross

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Sep 8, 2003, 3:26:54 PM9/8/03
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House Widdershins pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled
this in news:jfjplvge97p6smfvm...@4ax.com:

> X-No-Archive: Yes.
> On Mon, 08 Sep 2003 17:50:11 GMT, Ross <Ro...@SingingFrog.com> wrote:

[snip re: FnJr.]

>>...damn!....another IronyMeter(tm) dies in a cloud of smoke.
>>
>>R.
>

> Perhaps he needs a Usenet lesson.

He and a whole truck load of other kooks.

> I find it ironic that I headed his kill file list, and now he's
> quoting me.

Well, he's supposedly plonked me and he replies to my posts. As Edmo might
say: Viv is out of integrity.

> If he can't figure out a killfile, how can we expect
> him to get the subtle ironies expressed in a sig?

It is very much beyond his limited capabilities.

> Viv is one stoopid muthah fuckah!

Ah-yup.

R.

--
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and Fucknozzle Jr.'s
stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
--Albert Einstein

Dr. Flonkenstein

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Sep 8, 2003, 3:30:04 PM9/8/03
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Being tired of lurking, on Mon, 08 Sep 2003 19:22:12 +0000, Ross posted:

Maybe you should rot-13 the messages before, that helps sometimes.

Ross

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Sep 8, 2003, 3:32:10 PM9/8/03
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viv.e...@verizon.net (Fucknozzle Jr.) pulled a bright
blue crayon out of the box and scribbled this in
news:Ne47b.12760$98....@nwrddc03.gnilink.net:

> Ross wrote:
>
>> viv.e...@verizon.net (Fucknozzle Jr.) pulled a bright
>> blue crayon out of the box and scribbled this in
>> news:oa37b.31151$Dg7....@nwrddc02.gnilink.net:
>>
>> >> > > "House Widdershins" <sini...@concentric.net> wrote in message
>> >> > > news:g0oolvcdu8bktueoe...@4ax.com...
>> >
>> >> > > > Widdershins
>> >> >
>> >> > > > I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish.
>> >> > > > The wicked sometimes rest.
>> >> >
>> >> > > > Alexandre Dumas, pere (with thanks to Twitch)
>> >> >
>> >> > > > Borrowed from Twitch
>> >
>> > There's absolutely nothing on this thread that suggests that Dumas,
>> > Widdershins, or Twitch knew that they were talking about.
>>
>> ....damn!....another IronyMeter(tm) dies in a cloud of smoke.
>>
>> R.
>>
> Give me a hint, good buddy. Why is there never anything in your mind

> but "bright blue crayons"....

Blue is my favourite colour.

> ...and "Ironymeters"?

Kooks like you have a penchant for turning mine into little puddles of
molten lead.

> Are you really that stupid?

How stupid do you mean? I'm not as stupid as you, but I would be stupid
compared to, ...say, ...Bertrand Russell.

> I'm REALLY trying to understand this.

Why? All you need to do is recognize the crap that you post as the crap
that it is, and all will become clear.

> As above, so below

So Viv, does being in your killfile mean you will always respond to me?

....kewl!

Ross

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Sep 8, 2003, 3:39:50 PM9/8/03
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Dr. Flonkenstein pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and
scribbled this in news:pan.2003.09.08...@hotmail.com:

> Being tired of lurking, on Mon, 08 Sep 2003 19:22:12 +0000, Ross
> posted:

[...]

>> Damn, FnJr, is spiking the voltage even the older models can't take
>> it.
>
> Maybe you should rot-13 the messages before, that helps sometimes.
>

Nu! Erirefr gur cbynevgvrf! V arire gubhtug bs gung!

V bja lbh fbzr orref sebz gur PBB Orre Sevqtr (GVAPBBOS).

R.

Cujo

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Sep 8, 2003, 4:47:18 PM9/8/03
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Ross <Ro...@SingingFrog.com> wrote in
news:Xns93F09C5...@66.185.95.104:

You need to upgrade your Kookspeak(tm) translator. That and a heat sink
the size of Siberia. I'm using Antarctica so you'll have to settle for
that.

Himself

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Sep 8, 2003, 4:23:19 PM9/8/03
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In alt.astrology Ross <Ro...@singingfrog.com> wrote:
> Dr. Flonkenstein pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and
> scribbled this in news:pan.2003.09.08...@hotmail.com:
>
>> Being tired of lurking, on Mon, 08 Sep 2003 19:22:12 +0000, Ross
>> posted:
>
> [...]
>
>>> Damn, FnJr, is spiking the voltage even the older models can't take
>>> it.
>>
>> Maybe you should rot-13 the messages before, that helps sometimes.
>>
>
> Nu! Erirefr gur cbynevgvrf! V arire gubhtug bs gung!
>
> V bja lbh fbzr orref sebz gur PBB Orre Sevqtr (GVAPBBOS).

Lbh nyfb unir gb or pnershy gb qrtnhff gur fhpxref orsber erirefvat
gurve cbynevgl. Gurfr oyngurevat shpxvat ebpxrg fpvragvfgf ner zrepvyrff
jvgu gur uneqjner.

UGU,
Uvzfrys

Dr. Flonkenstein

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Sep 8, 2003, 6:34:39 PM9/8/03
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Being tired of lurking, on Mon, 08 Sep 2003 19:32:10 +0000, Ross posted:

> viv.e...@verizon.net (Fucknozzle Jr.) pulled a bright
> blue crayon out of the box and scribbled this in
> news:Ne47b.12760$98....@nwrddc03.gnilink.net:
>
>> Ross wrote:
>>
>>> viv.e...@verizon.net (Fucknozzle Jr.) pulled a bright
>>> blue crayon out of the box and scribbled this in
>>> news:oa37b.31151$Dg7....@nwrddc02.gnilink.net:
>>>
>>> >> > > "House Widdershins" <sini...@concentric.net> wrote in message
>>> >> > > news:g0oolvcdu8bktueoe...@4ax.com...
>>> >
>>> >> > > > Widdershins
>>> >> >
>>> >> > > > I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish.
>>> >> > > > The wicked sometimes rest.
>>> >> >
>>> >> > > > Alexandre Dumas, pere (with thanks to Twitch)
>>> >> >
>>> >> > > > Borrowed from Twitch
>>> >
>>> > There's absolutely nothing on this thread that suggests that Dumas,
>>> > Widdershins, or Twitch knew that they were talking about.
>>>
>>> ....damn!....another IronyMeter(tm) dies in a cloud of smoke.
>>>
>>> R.
>>>
>> Give me a hint, good buddy. Why is there never anything in your mind
>> but "bright blue crayons"....
>
> Blue is my favourite colour.
>
>> ...and "Ironymeters"?
>
> Kooks like you have a penchant for turning mine into little puddles of
> molten lead.
>

puddles of molten lead... Luckily I swallowed me coffee before
reading thin and saved my keyboard.

>> Are you really that stupid?
>
> How stupid do you mean? I'm not as stupid as you, but I would be stupid
> compared to, ...say, ...Bertrand Russell.
>

Bertrand Russell had his problematic days too, he was a human after all.

>> I'm REALLY trying to understand this.
>
> Why? All you need to do is recognize the crap that you post as the crap
> that it is, and all will become clear.
>
>> As above, so below
>

The living proof that there are clowns in heaven.

> So Viv, does being in your killfile mean you will always respond to me?
>
> ....kewl!
>

His killfile is probably as leaky as his inflatable girlfriend.

> R.

Dr. Flonkenstein

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Sep 8, 2003, 6:36:14 PM9/8/03
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Being tired of lurking, on Mon, 08 Sep 2003 13:58:30 -0600, Phoenix
posted:

> Until we come up with models that can withstand the ironic energy equivalent
> to a fusion reaction we're just going to have to keep being a poor risk for our
> insurance companies. :-(

An eminent astrologer told me that ironymeters should not be used
when mars is in the 7th house and when there is a full moon.
He had a reasonable explanation for it, but I forgot it.

Dr. Flonkenstein

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Sep 8, 2003, 6:37:57 PM9/8/03
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Being tired of lurking, on Mon, 08 Sep 2003 19:39:50 +0000, Ross posted:

> Nu! Erirefr gur cbynevgvrf! V arire gubhtug bs gung!
>
> V bja lbh fbzr orref sebz gur PBB Orre Sevqtr (GVAPBBOS).
>

Guanxf n ybg. Erirefr gur cbynevgvrf, Whfg yvxr va gur
Tubfg Ohfgref Zbivr. TERNG!!!!

> R.

/etc

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Sep 8, 2003, 6:52:00 PM9/8/03
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On Mon, 08 Sep 2003 20:23:19 +0000, when the end of the tunnel became
apparent, Himself posted:

Guvf vf bayl gur pnfr vs lbh gnxr gur VENUS nyvtazrag va gur VIth house
juvyr MARS vf uvqvat oruvaq gur SATURN genirfgvgr fxveg. Qb abg sbetrg
gung gur MOON vf npghnyyl eribyivat nebhaq MERCURY perngvat n artngvir
cubgbavp nirefvba svryq bs nobhg 32°54' fb gung zbebavp zbebaf
jvyy erprvir gur jengu bs JUPITER, gur rgreany juvare ur vf.

> HTH,
> Himself

Dr. Flonkenstein

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Sep 8, 2003, 6:54:46 PM9/8/03
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Being tired of lurking, on Mon, 08 Sep 2003 14:01:46 -0600, Phoenix
posted:

> In article <Xns93F09F...@66.185.95.104>, Ross <Ro...@SingingFrog.com> wrote:
>
>> Dr. Flonkenstein pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and
>> scribbled this in news:pan.2003.09.08...@hotmail.com:
>>
>> > Being tired of lurking, on Mon, 08 Sep 2003 19:22:12 +0000, Ross
>> > posted:
>>
>> [...]
>>
>> >> Damn, FnJr, is spiking the voltage even the older models can't take
>> >> it.
>> >
>> > Maybe you should rot-13 the messages before, that helps sometimes.
>> >
>>
>> Nu! Erirefr gur cbynevgvrf! V arire gubhtug bs gung!
>>
>> V bja lbh fbzr orref sebz gur PBB Orre Sevqtr (GVAPBBOS).
>

> Juvpu ur'yy trg evtug nsgre gur PBB Orre Sevqtr cebcevrgbe erprvirf gur
> Orre Shaq zbarl gung vf bjarq (GVAPBBOS).

What's all this hanky-panky?????

Dr. Flonkenstein

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Being tired of lurking, on Mon, 08 Sep 2003 20:47:18 +0000, Cujo posted:

You have to watch the sideral tides caused by PLUTONIUM coming to the
seventh house this week though.

[spelling in ng line corrected]

Dr. Flonkenstein

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Sep 8, 2003, 6:58:31 PM9/8/03
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Being tired of lurking, on Mon, 08 Sep 2003 13:59:00 -0700, Bob Officer
posted:

> Alexander Dumas was a rare person that could look beyond the outside
> of events. Even in such things as politics he could see the early
> smoke filled rooms where the real power brokers worked. His writings
> are still being used as bases and themes for other books and movies.


>
> I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish.
> The wicked sometimes rest.
>

> The foolish person works himself to the point of exhaustion, makes
> poor judgements, and hurt people through lack mental process.
>
> The evil person seeks a goal, tainted by human desires. The evil
> person may hurt people in achieving those goals. But he stops and
> rests, this giving the good a chance to take care of the problems the
> evil has created. and the rest evil person is less apt to make addle
> headed mistakes.
>
> Now what part of this don't you understand?

The part in which YHBT?

viv.e...@verizon.net

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Sep 8, 2003, 6:59:20 PM9/8/03
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Ross wrote:

> So Viv, does being in your killfile mean you will always respond to me?
>

> .....kewl!
>
> R.
>
>
No, it just means that occasionally I'm going to check you out again to
see if I can stand you anymore. Right now, you've got 1.5 feet in the
killfile. Insult me again so I won't have to look at your idiocy for a
while, OK?

viv.e...@verizon.net

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Sep 8, 2003, 7:06:09 PM9/8/03
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Dr. Flonkenstein wrote:

<Is snippink borink kabbutznik drivel, Natasha!>


> >
> puddles of molten lead... Luckily I swallowed me coffee before
> reading thin and saved my keyboard.

I know the thread has't hit bottom yet becasue the typos are just
beginning.


>
> >> Are you really that stupid?
> >
> > How stupid do you mean? I'm not as stupid as you, but I would be stupid
> > compared to, ...say, ...Bertrand Russell.
> >
> Bertrand Russell had his problematic days too, he was a human after all.
>
> >> I'm REALLY trying to understand this.
> >
> > Why? All you need to do is recognize the crap that you post as the crap
> > that it is, and all will become clear.
> >
> >> As above, so below
> >
> The living proof that there are clowns in heaven.
>

No, No, No! Like "bright blue crayon", that line has already been
beaten to death by many wierd trolls in search of a life. You're
supposed to write something original. That's how people canb tell
you're not STUPID.

Al Chameth

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Sep 8, 2003, 7:31:37 PM9/8/03
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alch...@yahoo.com (Al Chameth) wrote in message news:<bee40070.03090...@posting.google.com>...

> "Pedantus" <rlsat...@stny.rr.com> wrote in message news:<Yu_6b.73757$7G2....@twister.nyroc.rr.com>...

> > > I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish.
> > > The wicked sometimes rest.

> > > Alexandre Dumas, pere (with thanks to Twitch)

> > > Borrowed from Twitch

> > Thanks for the great quote, Widdy. I'm using it here to create another
> > astrology lesson for Ed.

> > So, Ed can you see how the art of horoscopic expression "works" now...:)?

> Yes, I can see how you project your defective and biased Mercury in
> Leo, need for social approval (Venus opposition Moon) and Mars (ruler
> of 7) in Libra (social acceptance for being "Artsy") INTO the
> (no-built-in meaning) chart or issue that seems to attract you.

> > http://home.stny.rr.com/pedantus/Quote-a-scope_03.gif
> > "I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish.
> > The wicked sometimes rest."-- Alexandre Dumas

> > Dumas, and everyone, including you, *seems* to project his individuality

> I see, but Roger doesn't project his goofy personality INTO the
> reading which he seeks social approval for?

> > in specific way from moment to moment. These expressions/projections usually
> > conform to the natal chart as general seed pattern. This imaginative
> > interpreting process, with no foundation in reality *is* astrology, whether
> > or not you wish it to be so. The selection of appropriate seeming words

> No Roger, this is some fanciful concoction that YOU have created that
> will be difficult for you to acheive any success with, because of your
> own poor judgment (Mercury in Leo has too much "Drama" interjected
> into logical assessment...

A good example of this "don't confuse me with the facts, I am doing
great and wonderful things" Mercury in Leo type of thinking is shown
by good ole George W. Bush.

Bush; "Saddam is a terror threat"--Fact: There were absolutely NO
connections to Al Queda when Bush went into Iraq, and Iraq was
virtually terror free. There is nmo evidence whatsoever that Iraq had
ANYTHING to do with this so-called "war on terror" (which Bush has
clearly lost).

Bush; "This tax cut will generate a million jobs"--Fact: There has
been the biggest job loss in over15 years since bush took office.

Bush; "Saddam has weapons of mass destruction that endanger the
security of the US." Fact: North Korea and other countries who REALLY
have weapons of mass destruction, are far more important than Iraq.

He even fired his economic advisor because he projected a cost of
about 200 billion for the war in Iraq--Fact: The war in Iraq is now
projected to cost OVER 200 billion.

So, you see Roger, this type of dramatic, illogical (verging on
delusions of granduer) type of assessment is easily seen in just about
any Mercury in Leo personage--who are really not the type of thinkers
who can deal with analytical discernment and objective analysis.

"He who knows others is clever, he who knows himself has discernment."
Lao-Tzu, 6th century B.C.

Himself

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Sep 8, 2003, 7:07:30 PM9/8/03
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So the kook acknowledges that he doesn't realize that a killfile is an
actual device used by many newsreaders. Guess he must think it's just
a way of saying "LA LA LA LA LA; I CAN'T HEEEEAAAAR YOU!!"

Duly noted.

HTH,
Himself

Himself

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Sep 8, 2003, 7:16:45 PM9/8/03
to
In alt.astrology /etc <gregoriy_rasp...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> On Mon, 08 Sep 2003 20:23:19 +0000, when the end of the tunnel became
> apparent, Himself posted:
>
>> In alt.astrology Ross <Ro...@singingfrog.com> wrote:
>>> Dr. Flonkenstein pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and
>>> scribbled this in news:pan.2003.09.08...@hotmail.com:
>>>
>>>> Being tired of lurking, on Mon, 08 Sep 2003 19:22:12 +0000, Ross
>>>> posted:
>>>
>>> [...]
>>>
>>>>> Damn, FnJr, is spiking the voltage even the older models can't take
>>>>> it.
>>>>
>>>> Maybe you should rot-13 the messages before, that helps sometimes.
>>>>
>>>
>>> Nu! Erirefr gur cbynevgvrf! V arire gubhtug bs gung!
>>>
>>> V bja lbh fbzr orref sebz gur PBB Orre Sevqtr (GVAPBBOS).
>>
>> Lbh nyfb unir gb or pnershy gb qrtnhff gur fhpxref orsber erirefvat
>> gurve cbynevgl. Gurfr oyngurevat shpxvat ebpxrg fpvragvfgf ner zrepvyrff
>> jvgu gur uneqjner.
>>
> Guvf vf bayl gur pnfr vs lbh gnxr gur VENUS nyvtazrag va gur VIth house
> juvyr MARS vf uvqvat oruvaq gur SATURN genirfgvgr fxveg. Qb abg sbetrg
> gung gur MOON vf npghnyyl eribyivat nebhaq MERCURY perngvat n artngvir
> cubgbavp nirefvba svryq bs nobhg 32??54' fb gung zbebavp zbebaf
> jvyy erprvir gur jengu bs JUPITER, gur rgreany juvare ur vf.

FAVC! Bss-gbcvp cbfg!! V perngrq guvf arjftebhc!! Lbh jvyy fgbc guvf
nohfr abj be V jvyy FUHG HFRARG QBJA!!!! V unir arire jbea n qerff be
cnagvrf ba zl urnq va choyvp, naq V, qba'g, nohfr, pbzznf-be ulcuraf.

V jvyy trg n znfgref qrterr sebz Xrcyre Havirefvgl, naq lbh jvyy fgbc
lbhe pyvrag'f nohfr be or yvfgrq ba zl nohfvir VFCf cntr. V qba'g pner
vs MARS fuvarf bhg lbhe nff, be vs MERCURY ebgngrf nebhaq lbhe urnq be
JUPITER vf n ersyrpgvba bs zl bja uhzbatbhf rtb. Lbh tbg gung fcnzzre?

Lbh fcvavpf ner abguvat ohg n ohapu bs BPQ sernxf naq V, nz gur bar,
jub pna gryy vg, yvxr vg vf.

Abj, qb lbh unir nal nfgebybtl gb qvfphff?

Rqzbaq U. Jbyyznaa C.Z.N.S.N.
(p) 2003 Nygnve Choyvpngvbaf, FNA 299-5603
Nfgebybtvpny Pbawbof uggc://jjj.fcvavpf.arg/
Negjbexf uggc://jjj.nfgebpbawbof.pbz/
uggc://jjj.fzogrpu.pbz/rq/

Jim Phillips

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Sep 8, 2003, 7:50:48 PM9/8/03
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On Mon, 8 Sep 2003 viv.e...@verizon.net wrote:

> Ross wrote:
>
> > viv.e...@verizon.net (Fucknozzle Jr.) pulled a bright
> > blue crayon out of the box and scribbled this in
> > news:oa37b.31151$Dg7....@nwrddc02.gnilink.net:
> >
> > >> > > "House Widdershins" <sini...@concentric.net> wrote in message
> > >> > > news:g0oolvcdu8bktueoe...@4ax.com...
> > >
> > >> > > > Widdershins
> > >> >
> > >> > > > I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish.
> > >> > > > The wicked sometimes rest.
> > >> >
> > >> > > > Alexandre Dumas, pere (with thanks to Twitch)
> > >> >
> > >> > > > Borrowed from Twitch
> > >
> > > There's absolutely nothing on this thread that suggests that Dumas,
> > > Widdershins, or Twitch knew that they were talking about.
> >
> > ....damn!....another IronyMeter(tm) dies in a cloud of smoke.
> >
> > R.
> >
> Give me a hint, good buddy.

Hitting you in the head with a clue-by-four doesn't seem to work,
so there's little hope a simple hint will do.

> I'm REALLY trying to understand this.

That is perhaps the saddest thing about you.

> As above, so below

Cling tenaciously to that silly superstition!

--
Jim Phillips, jphillip at bcpl dot net
"By far the vast majority of my tax cuts go to those at the bottom." G. W.
Bush during a primary debate (the bottom 60% got 14.7% of his tax cuts)

Jim Phillips

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Sep 8, 2003, 7:53:52 PM9/8/03
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On Mon, 8 Sep 2003 viv.e...@verizon.net wrote:

> Ross wrote:
>
> > So Viv, does being in your killfile mean you will always respond to me?
> >
> > .....kewl!
> >
> > R.
> >
> >
> No, it just means that occasionally I'm going to check you out

That's not the traditional definition of having someone in your
kill-file, you idiot.

Chris Krolczyk

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Sep 8, 2003, 8:01:24 PM9/8/03
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<viv.e...@verizon.net> wrote in message news:<Ne47b.12760$98....@nwrddc03.gnilink.net>...

> Give me a hint, good buddy. Why is there never anything in your mind
> but "bright blue crayons" and "Ironymeters"? Are you really that
> stupid? I'm REALLY trying to understand this.

It's called "humor", Viv. It's something you wouldn't comprehend
because you really are that stupid.

-Chris Krolczyk

el...@no.spam

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Sep 8, 2003, 9:41:04 PM9/8/03
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In article <bee40070.03090...@posting.google.com>,
Al Chameth <alch...@yahoo.com> wrote:

>A good example of this "don't confuse me with the facts,

Since when have you ever dealt with facts, Wollmann?

el...@no.spam

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Sep 9, 2003, 12:53:42 AM9/9/03
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In article <cR77b.14399$ae6....@nwrddc01.gnilink.net>,
<viv.e...@verizon.net> wrote:

>No, it just means that occasionally I'm going to check you out again to
>see if I can stand you anymore. Right now, you've got 1.5 feet in the
>killfile. Insult me again so I won't have to look at your idiocy for a
>while, OK?

Nobody believes your killfile lie, Viv the casteless.

el...@no.spam

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Sep 9, 2003, 1:00:12 AM9/9/03
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In article <Pine.SOL.3.96.1030908195305.1952D-100000@mail>,
Jim Phillips <jphi...@bcpl.net> wrote:

> That's not the traditional definition of having someone in your
>kill-file, you idiot.

Hint: he's lying about his killfile.

el...@no.spam

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Sep 9, 2003, 1:01:57 AM9/9/03
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In article <jfjplvge97p6smfvm...@4ax.com>,
House Widdershins <sini...@concentric.net> wrote:

>I find it ironic that I headed his kill file list, and now he's

>quoting me. If he can't figure out a killfile, how can we expect


>him to get the subtle ironies expressed in a sig?

I doubt he even has a killfile or knows how to use one if he
did.

>Viv is one stoopid muthah fuckah!

No change there.

el...@no.spam

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Sep 9, 2003, 1:04:42 AM9/9/03
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In article <pan.2003.09.08....@hotmail.com>,
Dr. Flonkenstein <gregoriy_rasp...@hotmail.com> wrote:

>Guanxf n ybg. Erirefr gur cbynevgvrf, Whfg yvxr va gur
>Tubfg Ohfgref Zbivr. TERNG!!!!

Did you cross the beams?

el...@no.spam

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Sep 9, 2003, 1:08:13 AM9/9/03
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In article <Xns93F0A09BDDD8As...@216.168.3.44>,
Cujo <cu...@petitmorte.net> wrote:

>You need to upgrade your Kookspeak(tm) translator. That and a heat sink
>the size of Siberia. I'm using Antarctica so you'll have to settle for
>that.

That explains the global warming problem.

viv.e...@verizon.net

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Sep 9, 2003, 1:13:56 AM9/9/03
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Ross wrote:

> >>
> >> ...damn!....another IronyMeter(tm) dies in a cloud of smoke.
> >>

> > You're still using that old fashion model that has no
> > anti-kook gear then?
>
> The newer digital models were just not standing up to the wear and tear of
> Edmo, Kettler, Peat, Huge & Flaggy; I suspect they just can't make a surge
> protector THAT strong. As a result, I ordered a gross of the old analog
> models before they were all sold out.
>

> Damn, FnJr, is spiking the voltage even the older models can't take it.
>
>

You ain't seen NOTHIN yet. Nothing can take astrologers with their
collective shorts in a bunch. Not Ironymeters. Not killfiles. Not
Sceptoids. Not coaches. Not roaches. Not trolls. Not ancient Usenet
nerds with their technoid cerrebrums permanently inserted into their
deleted anatomies by experts. Not angels. Not demons. Not vampires.
not the Kling'on. Not the Regulans. Not the Borg. Not Q. Not Buffy
the Vampire Slayer. Not God.

You WILL count on that, because deep down in your immature perverted
asinine insignificant heart, you know it's true.

viv.e...@verizon.net

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Sep 9, 2003, 1:17:30 AM9/9/03
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Phoenix wrote:

> > >>>
> > >>> There's absolutely nothing on this thread that suggests that Dumas,
> > >>> Widdershins, or Twitch knew that they were talking about.
> > >>

> > >> ...damn!....another IronyMeter(tm) dies in a cloud of smoke.
> > >>
> > > You're still using that old fashion model that has no
> > > anti-kook gear then?
> >
> > The newer digital models were just not standing up to the wear and tear of
> > Edmo, Kettler, Peat, Huge & Flaggy; I suspect they just can't make a surge
> > protector THAT strong. As a result, I ordered a gross of the old analog
> > models before they were all sold out.
> >
> > Damn, FnJr, is spiking the voltage even the older models can't take it.
>

> Until we come up with models that can withstand the ironic energy equivalent
> to a fusion reaction we're just going to have to keep being a poor risk for our
> insurance companies. :-(
>
>

If you had a life in the first place, this would not be a problem.

el...@no.spam

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Sep 9, 2003, 1:18:34 AM9/9/03
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In article <okd7b.14739$ae6....@nwrddc01.gnilink.net>,
<viv.e...@verizon.net> wrote without caste:

>You ain't seen NOTHIN yet.

And we won't see anything from astrologers other than lies
and scams.

el...@no.spam

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Sep 9, 2003, 1:20:31 AM9/9/03
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In article <Knd7b.14741$ae6....@nwrddc01.gnilink.net>,
<viv.e...@verizon.net> wrote:

>If you had a life in the first place,

I guess with have to expect such lame retorts from
a casteless moron like you, viv.

viv.e...@verizon.net

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Sep 9, 2003, 1:21:41 AM9/9/03
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Ross wrote:

> Dr. Flonkenstein pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and
> scribbled this in news:pan.2003.09.08...@hotmail.com:
>
> > Being tired of lurking, on Mon, 08 Sep 2003 19:22:12 +0000, Ross
> > posted:
>
> [...]
>

> >> Damn, FnJr, is spiking the voltage even the older models can't take
> >> it.
> >

> > Maybe you should rot-13 the messages before, that helps sometimes.
> >
>
> Nu! Erirefr gur cbynevgvrf! V arire gubhtug bs gung!
>
> V bja lbh fbzr orref sebz gur PBB Orre Sevqtr (GVAPBBOS).
>

> R.
>
>
I think I like trolls better when they babble unintelligibly.
Straight-forward idiocy is much more fun than trying to figure out what
they think they mean.

el...@no.spam

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Sep 9, 2003, 1:25:00 AM9/9/03
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In article <Frd7b.14742$ae6....@nwrddc01.gnilink.net>,
<viv.e...@verizon.net> wrote:

>I think I like trolls better when they babble unintelligibly.

Your admission of rot13 ignorance is noted.

viv.e...@verizon.net

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Sep 9, 2003, 1:49:38 AM9/9/03
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Dr. Flonkenstein wrote:

It's a simple single-letter substitution, in which the alphabet is
advanced 13 places, so that:

cipher plain text

a n
b o
c p
d q
e r
f s
g t
h u
i v
j w
k x
l y
m z
n a
o b
p c
q d
r e
s f
t g
u h
v i
w j
x k
y l
z m

So, for example: <cipher>Nu! Erirefr gur ...</cipher> =
Ah! Reverse the ...

I think the attempt is to impress people. If they had anything to say
in the first place, it might have that effect.

viv.e...@verizon.net

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Sep 9, 2003, 2:53:52 AM9/9/03
to
Dr. Flonkenstein wrote:

> Being tired of lurking, on Mon, 08 Sep 2003 20:47:18 +0000, Cujo posted:
>
> > Ross <Ro...@SingingFrog.com> wrote in
> > news:Xns93F09C5...@66.185.95.104:
> >
> >> Dr. Flonkenstein pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and
> >> scribbled this in news:pan.2003.09.08....@hotmail.com:
> >>
> >>> Being tired of lurking, on Mon, 08 Sep 2003 17:50:11 +0000, Ross
> >>> posted:
> >>>

> >>>> viv.e...@verizon.net wrote this in

> >>>> news:oa37b.31151$Dg7....@nwrddc02.gnilink.net:
> >>>>
> >>>>>> > > "House Widdershins" <sini...@concentric.net> wrote in message
> >>>>>> > > news:g0oolvcdu8bktueoe...@4ax.com...
> >>>>>
> >>>>>> > > > Widdershins
> >>>>>> >
> >>>>>> > > > I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish.
> >>>>>> > > > The wicked sometimes rest.
> >>>>>> >
> >>>>>> > > > Alexandre Dumas, pere (with thanks to Twitch)
> >>>>>> >
> >>>>>> > > > Borrowed from Twitch
> >>>>>
> >>>>> There's absolutely nothing on this thread that suggests that Dumas,
> >>>>> Widdershins, or Twitch knew that they were talking about.
> >>>>
> >>>> ...damn!....another IronyMeter(tm) dies in a cloud of smoke.
> >>>>
> >>> You're still using that old fashion model that has no
> >>> anti-kook gear then?
> >>
> >> The newer digital models were just not standing up to the wear and
> >> tear of Edmo, Kettler, Peat, Huge & Flaggy; I suspect they just can't
> >> make a surge protector THAT strong. As a result, I ordered a gross of
> >> the old analog models before they were all sold out.
> >>
> >> Damn, FnJr, is spiking the voltage even the older models can't take
> >> it.
> >
> > You need to upgrade your Kookspeak(tm) translator. That and a heat sink
> > the size of Siberia. I'm using Antarctica so you'll have to settle for
> > that.
>
> You have to watch the sideral tides caused by PLUTONIUM coming to the
> seventh house this week though.
>

It works even better when you get a life; then you can dispense with all
the wierd attempts to pretend that you understand, because with a life,
you actually DO understand. Try it, you might like it.

viv.e...@verizon.net

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Sep 9, 2003, 3:06:20 AM9/9/03
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Dr. Flonkenstein wrote:

> Being tired of lurking, on Mon, 08 Sep 2003 13:58:30 -0600, Phoenix
> posted:


>
> > In article <Xns93F09C5...@66.185.95.104>, Ross <Ro...@SingingFrog.com> wrote:
> >
> >> Dr. Flonkenstein pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled
> >> this in news:pan.2003.09.08....@hotmail.com:
> >>
> >> > Being tired of lurking, on Mon, 08 Sep 2003 17:50:11 +0000, Ross posted:
> >> >

> >> >> viv.e...@verizon.net (Fucknozzle Jr.) pulled a bright

> >> >> blue crayon out of the box and scribbled this in

> >> >> news:oa37b.31151$Dg7....@nwrddc02.gnilink.net:
> >> >>
> >> >>>> > > "House Widdershins" <sini...@concentric.net> wrote in message
> >> >>>> > > news:g0oolvcdu8bktueoe...@4ax.com...
> >> >>>
> >> >>>> > > > Widdershins
> >> >>>> >
> >> >>>> > > > I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish.
> >> >>>> > > > The wicked sometimes rest.
> >> >>>> >
> >> >>>> > > > Alexandre Dumas, pere (with thanks to Twitch)
> >> >>>> >
> >> >>>> > > > Borrowed from Twitch
> >> >>>
> >> >>> There's absolutely nothing on this thread that suggests that Dumas,
> >> >>> Widdershins, or Twitch knew that they were talking about.
> >> >>
> >> >> ...damn!....another IronyMeter(tm) dies in a cloud of smoke.
> >> >>
> >> > You're still using that old fashion model that has no
> >> > anti-kook gear then?
> >>
> >> The newer digital models were just not standing up to the wear and tear of
> >> Edmo, Kettler, Peat, Huge & Flaggy; I suspect they just can't make a surge
> >> protector THAT strong. As a result, I ordered a gross of the old analog
> >> models before they were all sold out.
> >>
> >> Damn, FnJr, is spiking the voltage even the older models can't take it.
> >

> > Until we come up with models that can withstand the ironic energy equivalent
> > to a fusion reaction we're just going to have to keep being a poor risk for our
> > insurance companies. :-(
>

> An eminent astrologer told me that ironymeters should not be used
> when mars is in the 7th house and when there is a full moon.
> He had a reasonable explanation for it, but I forgot it.
>
Neither of those conditions is currently true. The ironymeters are
simply dead. They died of boredom, and as noted, they just couldn't
stand the competition. Deal with it.

New models will meet the same fate, unless you invent a sentient irony
meter, which I believe is equivalent to a troll. Trolls don't work
either, because they're too STUPID, and so they get bored and go away as
well.

An astrologer posting to an astrology group is a sovereign entity that
you can't shut up. Not by ironymeters, not by flame wars, not by
trolls, not by sheer blind stupidity, not by the perverted views of the
Sceptiods persisted in.

A [Temporary] Dog

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On Tue, 09 Sep 2003 05:49:38 GMT, Fscknozzle Junior
<viv.e...@verizon.net> painted a red bull's eye on his forehead,
ascended the altar of Fluffy and shouted:

>Dr. Flonkenstein wrote:
>
>> Being tired of lurking, on Mon, 08 Sep 2003 14:01:46 -0600, Phoenix
>> posted:
>>
>> > In article <Xns93F09F...@66.185.95.104>, Ross <Ro...@SingingFrog.com> wrote:
>> >
>> >> Dr. Flonkenstein pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and
>> >> scribbled this in news:pan.2003.09.08...@hotmail.com:

[....]


>> >> > Maybe you should rot-13 the messages before, that helps sometimes.

Hey, Vivian, notice who suggested the rot-13 in the first place?

[....]

>> > Juvpu ur'yy trg evtug nsgre gur PBB Orre Sevqtr cebcevrgbe erprvirf gur
>> > Orre Shaq zbarl gung vf bjarq (GVAPBBOS).
>>
>> What's all this hanky-panky?????
>>
>>
>It's a simple single-letter substitution,

[....]

>I think the attempt is to impress people.

I think that wooshing sound you're heard was the joke flying over your
head.

>If they had anything to say
>in the first place, it might have that effect.

One doesn't troll about *anything*, one just trolls. Good one, Dr.
Flonkenstein.

>As above, so below

Does that explain the panties on Ed's head? BTW, why'd you sneck AUK?
You're always on topic there.


--
- A (Temporary) Dog | Certified PSF / Virtual Kookhound
"Dog of Disinformation" | Guild Dog for the "We're *Not* Lost
The Domain is *erols dot com* | Damit" Tribe of Skeptics
The Name is tempdog | Official Companion Animal of
Put together as name@domain | the Black Ships
"One Small Step For A Paranormal, One Giant Leap For KookKind" -Cipher

A [Temporary] Dog

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Sep 9, 2003, 5:21:47 AM9/9/03
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On Tue, 09 Sep 2003 07:06:20 GMT, <viv.e...@verizon.net> painted a

red bull's eye on his forehead, ascended the altar of Fluffy and
shouted:

>Dr. Flonkenstein wrote:

No one's trying to shut you up, Vivian. We (TINW) are trying to bring
out your full kooky glory.

>Not by ironymeters, not by flame wars, not by
>trolls, not by sheer blind stupidity, not by the perverted views of the
>Sceptiods persisted in.
>
>As above, so below
>viveshwar

--

A [Temporary] Dog

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Sep 9, 2003, 5:24:09 AM9/9/03
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On Tue, 09 Sep 2003 05:13:56 GMT, Fscknozzle Junior

<viv.e...@verizon.net> painted a red bull's eye on his forehead,
ascended the altar of Fluffy and shouted:

>Ross wrote:

Don't be selfish, Vivian. Share your rant with AUK.

Ross

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Sep 9, 2003, 8:11:15 AM9/9/03
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Dr. Flonkenstein pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and
scribbled this in news:pan.2003.09.08....@hotmail.com:

> Being tired of lurking, on Mon, 08 Sep 2003 19:32:10 +0000, Ross


> posted:
>
>> viv.e...@verizon.net (Fucknozzle Jr.) pulled a bright
>> blue crayon out of the box and scribbled this in

>> news:Ne47b.12760$98....@nwrddc03.gnilink.net:

[...]

>>> Are you really that stupid?
>>

>> How stupid do you mean? I'm not as stupid as you, but I would be
>> stupid compared to, ...say, ...Bertrand Russell.
>>
> Bertrand Russell had his problematic days too, he was a human after
> all.

Berty wouldn't have had it any other way.

R.

--
Go not to Usenet for counsel, for they will say both yes and no.

Ross

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Sep 9, 2003, 8:14:52 AM9/9/03
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viv.e...@verizon.net (Fucknozzle Jr.) pulled a bright blue
crayon out of the box and scribbled this in
news:BX77b.14408$ae6....@nwrddc01.gnilink.net:

> Dr. Flonkenstein wrote:
>
><Is snippink borink kabbutznik drivel, Natasha!>
>> >
>> puddles of molten lead... Luckily I swallowed me coffee before
>> reading thin and saved my keyboard.
>
> I know the thread has't hit bottom yet becasue the typos are just
> beginning.


>>
>> >> Are you really that stupid?
>> >
>> > How stupid do you mean? I'm not as stupid as you, but I would be
>> > stupid compared to, ...say, ...Bertrand Russell.
>> >
>> Bertrand Russell had his problematic days too, he was a human after
>> all.
>>

>> >> I'm REALLY trying to understand this.
>> >

>> > Why? All you need to do is recognize the crap that you post as the
>> > crap that it is, and all will become clear.
>> >
>> >> As above, so below
>> >
>> The living proof that there are clowns in heaven.
>>
> No, No, No! Like "bright blue crayon", that line has already been
> beaten to death by many wierd trolls in search of a life.

What???! Someone else is using the crayon???

Bob dammit, I was wondering why it shrinking faster than it should.

> You're supposed to write something original. That's how people canb tell
> you're not STUPID.

So, viv, when are you going to write something original?

Ross

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Sep 9, 2003, 8:20:53 AM9/9/03
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viv.e...@verizon.net (Fucknozzle Jr.) pulled a bright
blue crayon out of the box and scribbled this in
news:cR77b.14399$ae6....@nwrddc01.gnilink.net:

> Ross wrote:
>
>> So Viv, does being in your killfile mean you will always respond to me?
>>
>> .....kewl!
>>
>> R.
>>
>>

> No, it just means that occasionally I'm going to check you out again to
> see if I can stand you anymore. Right now, you've got 1.5 feet in the
> killfile. Insult me again so I won't have to look at your idiocy for a
> while, OK?

Bob-dammit! Does this mean I have to return my pass key to the 15th level
of Usenet Valhalla?

Life is sooooooooo unfair.

--
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and Fucknozzle Jr.'s
stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
--Albert Einstein

Jim Phillips

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Sep 9, 2003, 8:36:27 AM9/9/03
to

Oops, my bad--make that "you lying idiot."

DrPostman

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Sep 9, 2003, 8:54:23 AM9/9/03
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You are horribly irony challenged, aren't you?

--
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Member,Board of Directors of afa-b, SKEP-TI-CULT® member #15-51506-253.
You can email me at: eckles(at)midsouth.rr.com

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of our work will be satisfactory to a client."
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Ross

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Sep 9, 2003, 8:56:17 AM9/9/03
to
viv.e...@verizon.net (Fucknozzle Jr.) pulled a bright
blue crayon out of the box and scribbled this in
news:okd7b.14739$ae6....@nwrddc01.gnilink.net:

> Ross wrote:
>
>> >>
>> >> ...damn!....another IronyMeter(tm) dies in a cloud of smoke.
>> >>
>> > You're still using that old fashion model that has no
>> > anti-kook gear then?
>>
>> The newer digital models were just not standing up to the wear and
>> tear of Edmo, Kettler, Peat, Huge & Flaggy; I suspect they just can't
>> make a surge protector THAT strong. As a result, I ordered a gross
>> of the old analog models before they were all sold out.
>>
>> Damn, FnJr, is spiking the voltage even the older models can't take
>> it.
>>
>>
> You ain't seen NOTHIN yet. Nothing can take astrologers with their
> collective shorts in a bunch. Not Ironymeters. Not killfiles. Not
> Sceptoids. Not coaches. Not roaches. Not trolls. Not ancient
> Usenet nerds with their technoid cerrebrums permanently inserted into
> their deleted anatomies by experts. Not angels. Not demons. Not
> vampires. not the Kling'on. Not the Regulans. Not the Borg. Not Q.
> Not Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Not God.

<standing & clapping wildly>
Bravo! Bravo! Bravissimo!
Viv, j00 da man!
Woooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
</standing & clapping wildly>

> You WILL count on that, because deep down in your immature perverted
> asinine insignificant heart, you know it's true.

Wow, an encore! That was one damn fine rant about absolutely nothing.
This rivals some of Edmo's better contributions to the art of Usenet
Flagellation.

Ross

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Sep 9, 2003, 2:44:00 PM9/9/03
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Phoenix pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled this in
news:bjl608$7bs$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:

> In article <cR77b.14399$ae6....@nwrddc01.gnilink.net>,
> <viv.e...@verizon.net> wrote:
>

>> Ross wrote:
>>
>> > So Viv, does being in your killfile mean you will always respond to
>> > me?
>> >
>> > .....kewl!
>> >
>> > R.
>> >
>> >
>> No, it just means that occasionally I'm going to check you out again
>> to see if I can stand you anymore. Right now, you've got 1.5 feet in
>> the killfile. Insult me again so I won't have to look at your idiocy
>> for a while, OK?
>

> Bad form, Ross! You ended up vaulting into the bar. Give it a DECENT
> effort next time or you'll be blackballed at the next COO BBQ.

Fsck! I know. I've already had to give back my security pass to the 15th
level of Usenet Valhalla.

...Bob dam kooks....

Dr. Flonkenstein

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Sep 9, 2003, 3:50:04 PM9/9/03
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Being tired of lurking, on Tue, 09 Sep 2003 12:11:15 +0000, Ross posted:

> Dr. Flonkenstein pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and
> scribbled this in news:pan.2003.09.08....@hotmail.com:
>
>> Being tired of lurking, on Mon, 08 Sep 2003 19:32:10 +0000, Ross
>> posted:
>>
>>> viv.e...@verizon.net (Fucknozzle Jr.) pulled a bright
>>> blue crayon out of the box and scribbled this in
>>> news:Ne47b.12760$98....@nwrddc03.gnilink.net:
>
> [...]
>
>>>> Are you really that stupid?
>>>
>>> How stupid do you mean? I'm not as stupid as you, but I would be
>>> stupid compared to, ...say, ...Bertrand Russell.
>>>
>> Bertrand Russell had his problematic days too, he was a human after
>> all.
>
> Berty wouldn't have had it any other way.
>

Stange how these kook always use famous scientists to
stirr up their obscure theories with it, while they
are the anti paradigm of them themselves.

> R.

--
mhm 27x12
smeeter #27 (also)

Dr. Flonkenstein

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Sep 9, 2003, 3:51:43 PM9/9/03
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Being tired of lurking, on Tue, 09 Sep 2003 07:06:20 +0000, viv.eshwa
posted:

First learn what a killfile is, before starting to talk about irony
meters.
I's like pretending to write, when you can't even read.

Dr. Flonkenstein

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Sep 9, 2003, 3:52:53 PM9/9/03
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Being tired of lurking, on Tue, 09 Sep 2003 05:21:47 -0400, A [Temporary]
Dog posted:

I agree with this poast.


>>Not by ironymeters, not by flame wars, not by
>>trolls, not by sheer blind stupidity, not by the perverted views of the
>>Sceptiods persisted in.
>>
>>As above, so below
>>viveshwar
>
> --
> - A (Temporary) Dog | Certified PSF / Virtual Kookhound
> "Dog of Disinformation" | Guild Dog for the "We're *Not* Lost
> The Domain is *erols dot com* | Damit" Tribe of Skeptics
> The Name is tempdog | Official Companion Animal of
> Put together as name@domain | the Black Ships
> "One Small Step For A Paranormal, One Giant Leap For KookKind" -Cipher

--

Dr. Flonkenstein

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Sep 9, 2003, 3:54:16 PM9/9/03
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Being tired of lurking, on Tue, 09 Sep 2003 05:17:30 +0000, viv.eshwa
posted:

If your "get a life" lame would be a CD, we could see right through it
since the varnish is all gone.

> As above, so below

There are lamers in heaven, that's for sure.


> viveshwar

Dr. Flonkenstein

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Sep 9, 2003, 3:55:29 PM9/9/03
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Being tired of lurking, on Tue, 09 Sep 2003 12:46:04 -0600, Phoenix
posted:

> If you killfiled me like you said you did, you wouldn't look stupid commenting
> on this problem.

I don't now if you got the picture, but vivcarwash has not the slighted
idea of what a killfile is, not to speak about everything else in life.

Dr. Flonkenstein

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Sep 9, 2003, 3:56:54 PM9/9/03
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Being tired of lurking, on Tue, 09 Sep 2003 05:49:38 +0000, viv.eshwa
posted:

must be a lot of work to do all this.
For one line I could understand, but for several.....

Dr. Flonkenstein

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Sep 9, 2003, 3:59:53 PM9/9/03
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Being tired of lurking, on Tue, 09 Sep 2003 05:16:02 -0400, A [Temporary]
Dog posted:

> On Tue, 09 Sep 2003 05:49:38 GMT, Fscknozzle Junior


> <viv.e...@verizon.net> painted a red bull's eye on his forehead,
> ascended the altar of Fluffy and shouted:
>
>>Dr. Flonkenstein wrote:
>>
>>> Being tired of lurking, on Mon, 08 Sep 2003 14:01:46 -0600, Phoenix
>>> posted:
>>>
>>> > In article <Xns93F09F...@66.185.95.104>, Ross <Ro...@SingingFrog.com> wrote:
>>> >
>>> >> Dr. Flonkenstein pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and
>>> >> scribbled this in news:pan.2003.09.08...@hotmail.com:
>
> [....]
>
>>> >> > Maybe you should rot-13 the messages before, that helps sometimes.
>
> Hey, Vivian, notice who suggested the rot-13 in the first place?
>
> [....]
>

Obstinate kooks never thouroughly read posts.
That's what distinguishes them from scientists.

>>> > Juvpu ur'yy trg evtug nsgre gur PBB Orre Sevqtr cebcevrgbe erprvirf gur
>>> > Orre Shaq zbarl gung vf bjarq (GVAPBBOS).
>>>
>>> What's all this hanky-panky?????
>>>
>>>
>>It's a simple single-letter substitution,
>
> [....]
>
>>I think the attempt is to impress people.
>
> I think that wooshing sound you're heard was the joke flying over your
> head.
>

you forgot "pointy" :-))))

>>If they had anything to say
>>in the first place, it might have that effect.
>
> One doesn't troll about *anything*, one just trolls. Good one, Dr.
> Flonkenstein.
>

meow meow meow

>>As above, so below
>
WOEM !!!!!!!!

> Does that explain the panties on Ed's head? BTW, why'd you sneck AUK?
> You're always on topic there.
>

He's afraid to make Wollman jealous.

>
>
>
> --
> - A (Temporary) Dog | Certified PSF / Virtual Kookhound
> "Dog of Disinformation" | Guild Dog for the "We're *Not* Lost
> The Domain is *erols dot com* | Damit" Tribe of Skeptics
> The Name is tempdog | Official Companion Animal of
> Put together as name@domain | the Black Ships
> "One Small Step For A Paranormal, One Giant Leap For KookKind" -Cipher

--

Dr. Flonkenstein

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Sep 9, 2003, 4:02:22 PM9/9/03
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Being tired of lurking, on Tue, 09 Sep 2003 05:21:41 +0000, viv.eshwa
posted:

> Ross wrote:
>
>> Dr. Flonkenstein pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and
>> scribbled this in news:pan.2003.09.08...@hotmail.com:
>>
>> > Being tired of lurking, on Mon, 08 Sep 2003 19:22:12 +0000, Ross
>> > posted:
>>
>> [...]
>>
>> >> Damn, FnJr, is spiking the voltage even the older models can't take
>> >> it.
>> >
>> > Maybe you should rot-13 the messages before, that helps sometimes.
>> >
>>
>> Nu! Erirefr gur cbynevgvrf! V arire gubhtug bs gung!
>>
>> V bja lbh fbzr orref sebz gur PBB Orre Sevqtr (GVAPBBOS).
>>
>> R.
>>
>>
> I think I like trolls better when they babble unintelligibly.

Sorry, they never do.

> Straight-forward idiocy is much more fun than trying to figure out what
> they think they mean.
>

You couldn't even if you tried to (which you are unable to).

> As above, so below

TROLLS LIKE HEAVEN,
HEAVEN IS CLOSER
HEAVEN IS CLOSER


> viveshwar

Dr. Flonkenstein

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Sep 9, 2003, 4:04:26 PM9/9/03
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Being tired of lurking, on Tue, 09 Sep 2003 05:25:00 +0000, elli posted:

h3 45k3D h1§ |-|4><0r f\/\/13nD ...

Dr. Flonkenstein

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Sep 9, 2003, 4:06:05 PM9/9/03
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Being tired of lurking, on Tue, 09 Sep 2003 12:47:29 -0600, Phoenix
posted:

> NNNNNNNNNNJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ!!!!!!1!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!2!!!@!![V frr uvz qrpvcure guvf
punenpgre ol punenpgre, uvuvuv]

Dr. Flonkenstein

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Sep 9, 2003, 4:07:17 PM9/9/03
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Being tired of lurking, on Tue, 09 Sep 2003 05:04:42 +0000, elli posted:

> In article <pan.2003.09.08....@hotmail.com>,
> Dr. Flonkenstein <gregoriy_rasp...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>>Guanxf n ybg. Erirefr gur cbynevgvrf, Whfg yvxr va gur
>>Tubfg Ohfgref Zbivr. TERNG!!!!
>
> Did you cross the beams?

Whfg jnvgvat gb trg gur tubfg vagb gur fubrobk.

Dr. Flonkenstein

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Sep 9, 2003, 4:07:52 PM9/9/03
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Being tired of lurking, on Tue, 09 Sep 2003 10:33:23 -0600, Phoenix
posted:

> In article <pan.2003.09.08....@hotmail.com>, Dr. Flonkenstein <gregoriy_rasp...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>

>> Being tired of lurking, on Mon, 08 Sep 2003 20:47:18 +0000, Cujo posted:
>>
>> > Ross <Ro...@SingingFrog.com> wrote in
>> > news:Xns93F09C5...@66.185.95.104:
>> >

>> >> Dr. Flonkenstein pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and

>> >> scribbled this in news:pan.2003.09.08....@hotmail.com:
>> >>
>> >>> Being tired of lurking, on Mon, 08 Sep 2003 17:50:11 +0000, Ross
>> >>> posted:
>> >>>

>> >>>> viv.e...@verizon.net (Fucknozzle Jr.) pulled a bright

>> >>>> blue crayon out of the box and scribbled this in

>> >>>> news:oa37b.31151$Dg7....@nwrddc02.gnilink.net:
>> >>>>
>> >>>>>> > > "House Widdershins" <sini...@concentric.net> wrote in message
>> >>>>>> > > news:g0oolvcdu8bktueoe...@4ax.com...
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>>> > > > Widdershins
>> >>>>>> >
>> >>>>>> > > > I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish.
>> >>>>>> > > > The wicked sometimes rest.
>> >>>>>> >
>> >>>>>> > > > Alexandre Dumas, pere (with thanks to Twitch)
>> >>>>>> >
>> >>>>>> > > > Borrowed from Twitch
>> >>>>>

>> >>>>> There's absolutely nothing on this thread that suggests that Dumas,
>> >>>>> Widdershins, or Twitch knew that they were talking about.
>> >>>>
>> >>>> ...damn!....another IronyMeter(tm) dies in a cloud of smoke.
>> >>>>
>> >>> You're still using that old fashion model that has no
>> >>> anti-kook gear then?
>> >>
>> >> The newer digital models were just not standing up to the wear and
>> >> tear of Edmo, Kettler, Peat, Huge & Flaggy; I suspect they just can't
>> >> make a surge protector THAT strong. As a result, I ordered a gross of
>> >> the old analog models before they were all sold out.
>> >>

>> >> Damn, FnJr, is spiking the voltage even the older models can't take
>> >> it.
>> >

>> > You need to upgrade your Kookspeak(tm) translator. That and a heat sink
>> > the size of Siberia. I'm using Antarctica so you'll have to settle for
>> > that.
>>
>> You have to watch the sideral tides caused by PLUTONIUM coming to the
>> seventh house this week though.
>

> Archie's coming over? That would cause sidereal tsunamis!!

I love tsunamis++

Dr. Flonkenstein

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Sep 9, 2003, 4:12:45 PM9/9/03
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Being tired of lurking, on Tue, 09 Sep 2003 06:53:52 +0000, viv.eshwa
posted:

You really don't understand what the expression
"get a life" means, don't you?
It is not a mantra, and keeping endlessly repeating
it won't get you a life either.

> then you can dispense with all
> the wierd attempts to pretend that you understand, because with a life,
> you actually DO understand. Try it, you might like it.
>

Where(1) did I pretend that I understood what(2)?
(These are two questions in one, spankboi)

> As above, so below
> viveshwar,

proving you can get spanked in heaven too.

Dr. Flonkenstein

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Sep 9, 2003, 4:14:40 PM9/9/03
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Being tired of lurking, on Tue, 09 Sep 2003 12:54:23 +0000, DrPostman
posted:

Don't be too harsh on him. He still has to understand
that a killfile is not merely a term used in insulting.

>
>
>
> --
> Dr.Postman USPS, MBMC, BsD; "Disgruntled, But Unarmed"
> Member,Board of Directors of afa-b, SKEP-TI-CULT® member #15-51506-253.
> You can email me at: eckles(at)midsouth.rr.com
>
> "The services provided by Sylvia Browne Corporation are highly
> speculative in nature and we do not guarantee that the results
> of our work will be satisfactory to a client."
> -Sylvia's Refund Policy

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Dr. Flonkenstein

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Sep 9, 2003, 4:17:31 PM9/9/03
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Being tired of lurking, on Tue, 09 Sep 2003 05:13:56 +0000, viv.eshwa
posted:

> Ross wrote:
>
>> >>
>> >> ...damn!....another IronyMeter(tm) dies in a cloud of smoke.
>> >>
>> > You're still using that old fashion model that has no
>> > anti-kook gear then?
>>
>> The newer digital models were just not standing up to the wear and tear of
>> Edmo, Kettler, Peat, Huge & Flaggy; I suspect they just can't make a surge
>> protector THAT strong. As a result, I ordered a gross of the old analog
>> models before they were all sold out.
>>
>> Damn, FnJr, is spiking the voltage even the older models can't take it.
>>
>>

> You ain't seen NOTHIN yet. Nothing can take astrologers with their
> collective shorts in a bunch. Not Ironymeters. Not killfiles. Not
> Sceptoids. Not coaches. Not roaches. Not trolls. Not ancient Usenet
> nerds with their technoid cerrebrums permanently inserted into their
> deleted anatomies by experts. Not angels. Not demons. Not vampires.
> not the Kling'on. Not the Regulans. Not the Borg. Not Q. Not Buffy
> the Vampire Slayer. Not God.
>

> You WILL count on that, because deep down in your immature perverted
> asinine insignificant heart, you know it's true.
>

You wouldn't recognise truth (the holy astrologers word) even if it came
creeping your pimple ridden ass.

> As above, so below
> viveshwar

--

Dr. Flonkenstein

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Sep 9, 2003, 4:18:53 PM9/9/03
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Being tired of lurking, on Tue, 09 Sep 2003 12:56:17 +0000, Ross posted:

HhhhHHHHhhhhhhhhhHAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaa !!!!!!
Good point.


>> You WILL count on that, because deep down in your immature perverted
>> asinine insignificant heart, you know it's true.
>
> Wow, an encore! That was one damn fine rant about absolutely nothing.
> This rivals some of Edmo's better contributions to the art of Usenet
> Flagellation.
>
> R.

--

Ross

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Sep 9, 2003, 4:34:24 PM9/9/03
to
Dr. Flonkenstein pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled
this in news:pan.2003.09.09....@hotmail.com:

Actually, I was the one to introduce the esteemed Prof. Russell into the
thread.

FnJr. might try to read him, but chances are he would be lost in the first
sentence of Principia Mathematica.

Kali

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Sep 9, 2003, 4:42:17 PM9/9/03
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In article <Xns93F1A89...@66.185.95.104>, posted
Tue, 09 Sep 2003 20:34:24 GMT, Ross says...
:Dr. Flonkenstein pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled

Maybe FNJr can parse this one:

The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics
are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so
full of doubts. - Bertrand Russell

Kali

Himself

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Sep 9, 2003, 4:30:42 PM9/9/03
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Va nyg.nfgebybtl.zrgncflpu ivi.r...@irevmba.arg jebgr:

> It's a simple single-letter substitution, in which the alphabet is
> advanced 13 places, so that:
> [...]

Jbj, Ivi cebirf gung [f]ur pna hfr tbbtyr. V jbaqre vs [f]ur pna svther
bhg ubj gb ebg13 n zrffntr be vs [f]ur qbrf vg znahnyyl.

Sbe nyy lbh ovg urnqf bhg gurer, zl snir ebg13 ebhgvar vf va crey:

#!/hfe/ova/crey -c
l/N-Mn-m/A-MN-Za-mn-z/;

Url Ivi! Vs lbh pna ernq guvf, lbh'er orvat BPQ!

UGU,
Uvzfrys

Ross

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Sep 9, 2003, 5:22:30 PM9/9/03
to
Kali pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled this in
news:MPG.19c7f72cc...@news.west.earthlink.net:

> In article <Xns93F1A89...@66.185.95.104>, posted
> Tue, 09 Sep 2003 20:34:24 GMT, Ross says...

[...]

>:FnJr. might try to read him, but chances are he would be lost in the
>:first sentence of Principia Mathematica.
>
> Maybe FNJr can parse this one:
>
> The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics
> are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so
> full of doubts. - Bertrand Russell

I wonder if the Church of the Subgenii has saints. St. Berty would be the
Patron Saint of Kookologists.

Kali

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Sep 9, 2003, 6:58:22 PM9/9/03
to
In article <Xns93F1B0B...@66.185.95.104>, posted
Tue, 09 Sep 2003 21:22:30 GMT, Ross says...
:Kali pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled this in

:news:MPG.19c7f72cc...@news.west.earthlink.net:
:
:> In article <Xns93F1A89...@66.185.95.104>, posted
:> Tue, 09 Sep 2003 20:34:24 GMT, Ross says...
:
:[...]
:
:>:FnJr. might try to read him, but chances are he would be lost in the
:>:first sentence of Principia Mathematica.
:>
:> Maybe FNJr can parse this one:
:>
:> The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics
:> are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so
:> full of doubts. - Bertrand Russell
:
:I wonder if the Church of the Subgenii has saints. St. Berty would be the
:Patron Saint of Kookologists.

Second!!1!!2!!

I wish I were more familiar with Dr. Russell's writings.
(Winter break idea!) You always inspire me, Ross.

Kali

viv.e...@verizon.net

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Sep 9, 2003, 7:09:45 PM9/9/03
to
A [Temporary] Dog wrote:

> On Tue, 09 Sep 2003 05:13:56 GMT, Fscknozzle Junior


> <viv.e...@verizon.net> painted a red bull's eye on his forehead,
> ascended the altar of Fluffy and shouted:
>

> >Ross wrote:
> >
> >> >>
> >> >> ...damn!....another IronyMeter(tm) dies in a cloud of smoke.
> >> >>
> >> > You're still using that old fashion model that has no
> >> > anti-kook gear then?
> >>
> >> The newer digital models were just not standing up to the wear and tear of
> >> Edmo, Kettler, Peat, Huge & Flaggy; I suspect they just can't make a surge
> >> protector THAT strong. As a result, I ordered a gross of the old analog
> >> models before they were all sold out.
> >>
> >> Damn, FnJr, is spiking the voltage even the older models can't take it.
> >>
> >>
> >You ain't seen NOTHIN yet. Nothing can take astrologers with their
> >collective shorts in a bunch. Not Ironymeters. Not killfiles. Not
> >Sceptoids. Not coaches. Not roaches. Not trolls. Not ancient Usenet
> >nerds with their technoid cerrebrums permanently inserted into their
> >deleted anatomies by experts. Not angels. Not demons. Not vampires.
> >not the Kling'on. Not the Regulans. Not the Borg. Not Q. Not Buffy
> >the Vampire Slayer. Not God.
> >

> >You WILL count on that, because deep down in your immature perverted
> >asinine insignificant heart, you know it's true.
> >

> >As above, so below
> >viveshwar
>

> Don't be selfish, Vivian. Share your rant with AUK.
>
>
AUK is on my killfile. Besides, no one has yet proven to me that AUK
exists. If it exists, I think it is just a black hole in Usenet. GIGO.
But I have not seen where the garbage emerges. It is undoubtedly one
end of a worm hole leading somewhere so deleted that nobody even wants
to know.

As above, so below.
viveshwar

Mr. ExtremeOne

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Sep 9, 2003, 7:42:07 PM9/9/03
to
O
SNip!

BORING!

The 2003 winner of AUK "golden killfile" award (LOFL)

Remember that everything in this universe has a purpose as
ordained by the greatness and genius of God, this includes
Trolls. Praise the Lord GOD today by responding to a Troll

Mr. ExtremeOne

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Sep 9, 2003, 7:41:49 PM9/9/03
to

Mr. ExtremeOne

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Sep 9, 2003, 7:41:58 PM9/9/03
to

Himself

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Sep 9, 2003, 7:47:41 PM9/9/03
to
In alt.astrology viv.e...@verizon.net wrote:
> A [Temporary] Dog wrote:
> [...]
>>
>> Don't be selfish, Vivian. Share your rant with AUK.
>>
>>
> AUK is on my killfile. Besides, no one has yet proven to me that AUK
> exists. If it exists, I think it is just a black hole in Usenet. GIGO.
> But I have not seen where the garbage emerges. It is undoubtedly one
> end of a worm hole leading somewhere so deleted that nobody even wants
> to know.

Hey Viv, your ignorance is showing. Find out what a killfile is before
blathering about it again.

HTH,
Himself

Ross

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Kali pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled this in
news:MPG.19c817084...@news.west.earthlink.net:

[...]

>:I wonder if the Church of the Subgenii has saints. St. Berty would be
>:the Patron Saint of Kookologists.
>
> Second!!1!!2!!
>
> I wish I were more familiar with Dr. Russell's writings.
> (Winter break idea!) You always inspire me, Ross.

<wink!>

I've always admired his philosophic writing in that it was unusually clear
for philosophy -- very different from the thick, intellectual pea soup of
Kant, Hume, Berkeley, Heidegger and others. His debate with Copleston
about the existence of God is classic, no matter on what side of the issue
one stands.

His mathematical writings leave my head spinning, though. Number theory
can do that to people.

Dr. Flonkenstein

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Sep 9, 2003, 8:44:28 PM9/9/03
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Being tired of lurking, on Tue, 09 Sep 2003 20:34:24 +0000, Ross posted:

So there is a chance he will not understand one iota of
the book I'm writing about "Quantum Astrology"

Sad sad sad

Dr. Flonkenstein

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Being tired of lurking, on Wed, 10 Sep 2003 00:18:16 +0000, Ross posted:

Number Theory can drive your totient function crazy !!!!

Dr. Flonkenstein

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Being tired of lurking, on Tue, 09 Sep 2003 23:41:49 +0000, Mr.ExtremeOn
posted:

> On Tue, 09 Sep 2003 21:55:29 +0200, "Dr. Flonkenstein"
> <gregoriy_rasp...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> SNip!
>
> BORING!
>

Sorry, spankboi, but no time for you today.
Other kooks are way more amusing.
Please come back another day.

>
> The 2003 winner of AUK "golden killfile" award (LOFL)
>
> Remember that everything in this universe has a purpose as
> ordained by the greatness and genius of God, this includes
> Trolls. Praise the Lord GOD today by responding to a Troll

--

Dr. Flonkenstein

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Sep 9, 2003, 8:51:29 PM9/9/03
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Being tired of lurking, on Tue, 09 Sep 2003 20:30:42 +0000, Himself
posted:

V unir gur punapr gung zl arjfernqre unf n ohggba gung qbrf
n ebg-guvegrra ba n fryrpgrq cneg bs gur grkg.

Ohg V fhttrfgrq gur fnzr gbcvp fbzrjurer ryfr.
V'z phevbhf. Cebonoyl jr'yy xrrc uvz ohfl sbe n juvyr. :-)))

Dr. Flonkenstein

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Sep 9, 2003, 8:52:02 PM9/9/03
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Being tired of lurking, on Tue, 09 Sep 2003 23:42:07 +0000, Mr.ExtremeOn
posted:

> O
> SNip!
>
> BORING!
>
Sorry spankboi,
no spanking today.

Dr. Flonkenstein

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Sep 9, 2003, 8:54:34 PM9/9/03
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Being tired of lurking, on Tue, 09 Sep 2003 23:09:45 +0000, viv.eshwa
posted:

WWWHhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

Oh Irony, Oh Irony

The message is of course:

AUK is on my *mind*
AUK is *in* my imaginary killfile.

Dr. Flonkenstein

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Being tired of lurking, on Tue, 09 Sep 2003 23:47:41 +0000, Himself
posted:

Jeeeeeez,

How can one be sooooooo ignorant?

Kali

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Sep 9, 2003, 11:43:11 PM9/9/03
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In article <Xns93F1CE8...@66.185.95.104>, posted
Wed, 10 Sep 2003 00:18:16 GMT, Ross says...
:Kali pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled this in

:news:MPG.19c817084...@news.west.earthlink.net:
:
:[...]
:
:>:I wonder if the Church of the Subgenii has saints. St. Berty would be
:>:the Patron Saint of Kookologists.
:>
:> Second!!1!!2!!
:>
:> I wish I were more familiar with Dr. Russell's writings.
:> (Winter break idea!) You always inspire me, Ross.
:
:<wink!>
:
:I've always admired his philosophic writing in that it was unusually clear
:for philosophy -- very different from the thick, intellectual pea soup of
:Kant, Hume, Berkeley, Heidegger and others. His debate with Copleston
:about the existence of God is classic, no matter on what side of the issue
:one stands.

Locke was one of the worst that I have been required to
read. But yes, all of them - pea soup. Kant not as bad for
me, because much of his stuff is more relevant to my area
of study. Even now, when I see hitherto and heretofor and
words like that, I shudder from post-traumatic stress.

:His mathematical writings leave my head spinning, though. Number theory

:can do that to people.

I like practical math, like stats, that can be done in a
program like Excel or spss. Math theory... that is a whole
other world, forever closed to me. For this I am grateful.
Look what happened to John Nash!

Kali

viv.e...@verizon.net

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Sep 10, 2003, 12:47:54 AM9/10/03
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You're good, Kali. You killed one of the most boring sequences on one
of the most cretinous threads ever invented by drooling trolls on a
void-of-course moon.

You should post more.

As above, so below
viveshwar

viv.e...@verizon.net

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Sep 10, 2003, 12:51:06 AM9/10/03
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Ross wrote:

> viv.e...@verizon.net (Fucknozzle Jr.) pulled a bright blue

> crayon out of the box and scribbled this in

> news:BX77b.14408$ae6....@nwrddc01.gnilink.net:
>
> > Dr. Flonkenstein wrote:
> >
> ><Is snippink borink kabbutznik drivel, Natasha!>
> >> >
> >> puddles of molten lead... Luckily I swallowed me coffee before
> >> reading thin and saved my keyboard.
> >
> > I know the thread has't hit bottom yet becasue the typos are just
> > beginning.


> >>
> >> >> Are you really that stupid?
> >> >
> >> > How stupid do you mean? I'm not as stupid as you, but I would be
> >> > stupid compared to, ...say, ...Bertrand Russell.
> >> >
> >> Bertrand Russell had his problematic days too, he was a human after
> >> all.
> >>

> >> >> I'm REALLY trying to understand this.
> >> >
> >> > Why? All you need to do is recognize the crap that you post as the
> >> > crap that it is, and all will become clear.
> >> >
> >> >> As above, so below
> >> >
> >> The living proof that there are clowns in heaven.
> >>
> > No, No, No! Like "bright blue crayon", that line has already been
> > beaten to death by many wierd trolls in search of a life.
>
> What???! Someone else is using the crayon???
>
> Bob dammit, I was wondering why it shrinking faster than it should.
>
> > You're supposed to write something original. That's how people canb tell
> > you're not STUPID.
>
> So, viv, when are you going to write something original?
>
> R.
>
>
------->original<---------


Is that literal and stupid enough for you?

viv.e...@verizon.net

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Sep 10, 2003, 1:55:55 AM9/10/03
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DrPostman wrote:

> On Tue, 09 Sep 2003 06:53:52 GMT, <viv.e...@verizon.net> wrote:
>
> >Dr. Flonkenstein wrote:
> >
> >> Being tired of lurking, on Mon, 08 Sep 2003 20:47:18 +0000, Cujo posted:
> >>
> >> > Ross <Ro...@SingingFrog.com> wrote in
> >> > news:Xns93F09C5...@66.185.95.104:
> >> >
> >> >> Dr. Flonkenstein pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and
> >> >> scribbled this in news:pan.2003.09.08....@hotmail.com:
> >> >>
> >> >>> Being tired of lurking, on Mon, 08 Sep 2003 17:50:11 +0000, Ross
> >> >>> posted:
> >> >>>
> >> >>>> viv.e...@verizon.net wrote this in
> >> >>>> news:oa37b.31151$Dg7....@nwrddc02.gnilink.net:
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>>> > > "House Widdershins" <sini...@concentric.net> wrote in message
> >> >>>>>> > > news:g0oolvcdu8bktueoe...@4ax.com...
> >> >>>>>
> >> >>>>>> > > > Widdershins
> >> >>>>>> >
> >> >>>>>> > > > I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish.
> >> >>>>>> > > > The wicked sometimes rest.
> >> >>>>>> >
> >> >>>>>> > > > Alexandre Dumas, pere (with thanks to Twitch)
> >> >>>>>> >
> >> >>>>>> > > > Borrowed from Twitch
> >> >>>>>
> >> >>>>> There's absolutely nothing on this thread that suggests that Dumas,
> >> >>>>> Widdershins, or Twitch knew that they were talking about.
> >> >>>>

> >> >>>> ...damn!....another IronyMeter(tm) dies in a cloud of smoke.
> >> >>>>
> >> >>> You're still using that old fashion model that has no
> >> >>> anti-kook gear then?
> >> >>
> >> >> The newer digital models were just not standing up to the wear and
> >> >> tear of Edmo, Kettler, Peat, Huge & Flaggy; I suspect they just can't
> >> >> make a surge protector THAT strong. As a result, I ordered a gross of
> >> >> the old analog models before they were all sold out.
> >> >>
> >> >> Damn, FnJr, is spiking the voltage even the older models can't take
> >> >> it.
> >> >

> >> > You need to upgrade your Kookspeak(tm) translator. That and a heat sink
> >> > the size of Siberia. I'm using Antarctica so you'll have to settle for
> >> > that.
> >>
> >> You have to watch the sideral tides caused by PLUTONIUM coming to the
> >> seventh house this week though.
> >>
> >It works even better when you get a life; then you can dispense with all
> >the wierd attempts to pretend that you understand, because with a life,
> >you actually DO understand. Try it, you might like it.
>
>
>
> You are horribly irony challenged, aren't you?
>

Irony is the decadent affectation of those who have nothing to say.

Mr. ExtremeOne

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Sep 10, 2003, 8:26:19 AM9/10/03
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On Wed, 10 Sep 2003 02:47:46 +0200, "Dr. Flonkenstein"
<gregoriy_rasp...@hotmail.com> wrote:

>Being tired of lurking, on Tue, 09 Sep 2003 23:41:49 +0000, Mr.ExtremeOn
>posted:
>
>> On Tue, 09 Sep 2003 21:55:29 +0200, "Dr. Flonkenstein"
>> <gregoriy_rasp...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> SNip!
>>
>> BORING!
>>

>Sorry, spaSMAQK~

BORING!

DrPostman

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Sep 10, 2003, 8:55:46 AM9/10/03
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On Wed, 10 Sep 2003 05:55:55 GMT, <viv.e...@verizon.net> wrote:

>DrPostman wrote:

>> You are horribly irony challenged, aren't you?
>>
>Irony is the decadent affectation of those who have nothing to say.


So that's not all you are challenged with, is it?

--
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Ross

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Sep 10, 2003, 10:58:14 AM9/10/03
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Kali pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled this in
news:MPG.19c859cf9...@news.west.earthlink.net:

> In article <Xns93F1CE8...@66.185.95.104>, posted
> Wed, 10 Sep 2003 00:18:16 GMT, Ross says...

[...]



> Locke was one of the worst that I have been required to
> read. But yes, all of them - pea soup.

Oh, yes, I forgot about Locke. He is definitely on my lits of difficult to
read philosophers.

> Kant not as bad for
> me, because much of his stuff is more relevant to my area
> of study. Even now, when I see hitherto and heretofor and
> words like that, I shudder from post-traumatic stress.

;-)

Much depends on the translation, I think.

>:His mathematical writings leave my head spinning, though. Number
>:theory can do that to people.
>
> I like practical math, like stats, that can be done in a
> program like Excel or spss. Math theory... that is a whole

> other world....

No kidding.

> For this I am grateful. Look what happened to John Nash!

...and Alan Turing.

Then there are the normal ones like John von Neumann who just co-invented
Game Theory (and not with John Nash, Hollywood not withstanding), proposed
the model of computer that is used in almost all modern computers and
contributed to the hydrogen bomb project (no value judgement intended, but
that is a remarkable piece of engineering).

The 'easiest' introduction to number theory I've read is Godel, Escher,
Bach -- The Eternal Golden Braid by Douglas Hofstadter. Well worth the
read if you can squeeze it between your Russel volumes this summer.

Ross

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Your contribution is assuredly stupid, but I asked for original.

Himself

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Sep 10, 2003, 11:54:34 AM9/10/03
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Argfpncr hfrq gb ebg13 jura lbh uvg gur '!' xrl, ohg vg tbg qebccrq
va Zbmvyyn/Trpxb. Abg fher jul. Ohg vg'f nyy gur zber sha gb shpx jvgu
arjovr xbbxf vs arjfernqref qba'g znxr vg rnfl. Urr urr.

Himself

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Sep 10, 2003, 12:00:47 PM9/10/03
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In alt.astrology viv.e...@verizon.net wrote:
> Irony is the decadent affectation of those who have nothing to say.

POOF! And with that, an entire body of literature goes up in a cloud of
irony.

What would Twain have to say about this twit?

HTH,
Himself

Edmond Wollmann

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Sep 10, 2003, 12:23:35 PM9/10/03
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kooks, removed, metapsych removed from the abusive "Kali".

Kali wrote:

> Maybe FNJr can parse this one:

> The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics
> are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so
> full of doubts. - Bertrand Russell

> Kali

That's why anyone who thinks they know what astrology is without really
studying it, who makes biased assessments as you have, is a bigot.

"He who thinks he knows--doesn't, but he who knows he doesn't know,
does." Joseph Campbell "The Power of The Myth"

Metapsych removed.
--
Edmond H. Wollmann P.M.A.F.A.
© 2000 Altair Publications, SAN 299-5603
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Keera Ann Fox

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Sep 10, 2003, 12:41:27 PM9/10/03
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Himself <him...@wackymonkey.org.invalid> wrote:

According to <http://www.basicquotations.com>, nothing about irony, but
there are these gems by Twain:
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people
who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it."
"Let us be thankful for fools. But for them the rest of us could
not succeed."

--
****** Keera in Norway ******
* Think big. Shrink to fit. *
http://home.online.no/~kafox

Dr. Flonkenstein

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Sep 10, 2003, 5:18:28 PM9/10/03
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Being tired of lurking, on Wed, 10 Sep 2003 15:54:34 +0000, Himself
posted:

> In alt.astrology Dr. Flonkenstein <gregoriy_rasp...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> Being tired of lurking, on Tue, 09 Sep 2003 20:30:42 +0000, Himself
>> posted:
>>

>>> In alt.astrology.metapsych viv.e...@verizon.net wrote:
>>>> Vg'f n fvzcyr fvatyr-yrggre fhofgvghgvba, va juvpu gur nycunorg vf
>>>> nqinaprq 13 cynprf, fb gung:


>>>> [...]
>>>
>>> Jbj, Ivi cebirf gung [f]ur pna hfr tbbtyr. V jbaqre vs [f]ur pna svther
>>> bhg ubj gb ebg13 n zrffntr be vs [f]ur qbrf vg znahnyyl.
>>>
>>> Sbe nyy lbh ovg urnqf bhg gurer, zl snir ebg13 ebhgvar vf va crey:
>>>
>>> #!/hfe/ova/crey -c
>>> l/N-Mn-m/A-MN-Za-mn-z/;
>>>
>>> Url Ivi! Vs lbh pna ernq guvf, lbh'er orvat BPQ!
>>>
>>> UGU,
>>> Uvzfrys
>>
>> V unir gur punapr gung zl arjfernqre unf n ohggba gung qbrf
>> n ebg-guvegrra ba n fryrpgrq cneg bs gur grkg.
>>
>> Ohg V fhttrfgrq gur fnzr gbcvp fbzrjurer ryfr.
>> V'z phevbhf. Cebonoyl jr'yy xrrc uvz ohfl sbe n juvyr. :-)))
>
> Argfpncr hfrq gb ebg13 jura lbh uvg gur '!' xrl, ohg vg tbg qebccrq
> va Zbmvyyn/Trpxb. Abg fher jul. Ohg vg'f nyy gur zber sha gb shpx jvgu
> arjovr xbbxf vs arjfernqref qba'g znxr vg rnfl. Urr urr.

Gurer vf nyjnf n jnl bhg vs lbh yrnea ubj gb frnepu ba gur
vagrearg bs pbhefr!
Ohg V jbaqre vs ivipnejnfu jvyy rire trg n pyhr;

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