Play-by-news Tetris
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FIND A HIGHLY UNSTABLE (PARANOID) SUBSTANCE WHICH UPON PROVOCATION WOULD
EXPLODE LIKE STALIN OR GENGHIS KHAN !.
kristin buxton
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kristin buxton <bux...@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu> wrote:
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Oh, great, guys. I just lost.
Next time I'd like to see some real playing, okay?
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Mentally Yours,
Jeff Mink
Emperor of the Universe
Scourge of the Galaxy
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And yes... this is a cry for help.
-- L. Yonderboy
Big Man On Cacafuego
Charles R. Harrison
: Excerpts from netnews.alt.discordia: 10-Aug-94 Play-by-news Tetris by
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Zan, Just a Pope.
L. Futplex McCarthy
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in alt.women.attitudes
Craig Dickson
compliment one can pay to a good joke on Usenet is to not follow up
unless one is capable of actually topping it.
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Nosy
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Greg Alt
Play-By-News Russian Roulette
- Click -
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Unix... best if used before: Tue Jan 19 03:14:08 2038 UTC
Jason Grossman
Alt) wrote:
Play-By-News Blind Man's Buff:
Steve Heckman
lmcc...@ducie.cs.umass.edu (L. "Futplex" McCarthy) wrote:
Greg Alt writes:
$ Play-By-News Russian Roulette
$ - Click -
*click*
...Hey! let ME try...
*click*
DAMN! I lost!
*click*
Arghh! Lost again!!!
*click*
Shit! C'mon!
*BANG!*
...I..wuuhhhh...<flop>
Andrew Bulhak
: Greg Alt writes:
: $ Play-By-News Russian Roulette
: $ - Click -
: *click*
*click*
Iain Clark
>L. "Futplex" McCarthy (lmcc...@ducie.cs.umass.edu) wrote:
>: Greg Alt writes:
>: $ Play-By-News Russian Roulette
>: $ - Click -
>: *click*
>*click*
NO CARRIER
Bruce Tomlin
> Greg Alt writes:
> $ Play-By-News Russian Roulette
> $ - Click -
> *click*
*cli*... grr, it jammed. Next?
ahp...@expert.cc.purdue.edu
Andrew Bulhak <acb...@penfold.cc.monash.edu.au> wrote:
>L. "Futplex" McCarthy (lmcc...@ducie.cs.umass.edu) wrote:
>: Greg Alt writes:
>: $ Play-By-News Russian Roulette
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Ouch! Damn!
Uhm, . . . anyone have a squeege? My brayns is leaking on da floor.
Oh, well. This will give me an excuse to be late with my homework!
Ann Gow
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Jason> Play-By-News Blind Man's Buff:
Play-by-News "break the pin~ata!"
Or maybe not.
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Rat <rat...@ccs.neu.edu> |On the seventh day the Lord said: I'm
http://www.ccs.neu.edu/home/ratinox|pooped. You build the theme park.
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Charles R. Harrison
: Play-by-News "break the pin~ata!"
: Or maybe not.
OK! me first ....---->>>>> WOOSHHHHH >>> BANG <<OUCH!>>
Opps, Sorry Rat, Missed.
Zan, Just a Pope
Lars Larsen
Andrew Bulhak <acb...@penfold.cc.monash.edu.au> wrote:
>: Greg Alt writes:
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Joseph A. Admire
Organization: NETCOM On-line Communication Services (408 261-4700 guest)
Iain Clark (ma04...@dingo.cc.uq.oz.au) wrote:
: acb...@penfold.cc.monash.edu.au (Andrew Bulhak) writes:
: >L. "Futplex" McCarthy (lmcc...@ducie.cs.umass.edu) wrote:
: >: Greg Alt writes:
: >: $ Play-By-News Russian Roulette
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: NO CARRIER
*click*
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BANG
Oops, sorry about that. I thought I was aiming at myself. Can I get you
something to shovel the brains back into your skull?
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Joe Admire (jad...@netcom.com) (adm...@vaxa.cna.org) (josep...@aol.com)
Kibo number 1/mandatory "beable" mention/ECU 1985 (Go Pirates!)/GWU JD 1989
*Stevie Nicks is _still_ the queen of rock and roll.*
I work for CNA, but they don't even know that these are my opinions.
Lt. Wilkes
>>>>>> "Jason" == Jason Grossman <Jason.G...@ucs.cam.ac.uk> writes:
>Jason> Play-By-News Blind Man's Buff:
>Play-by-News "break the pin~ata!"
>Or maybe not.
How about Infocom's Break the Pin~ata?
You see nothing. You are holding a long stick. You hear several children
around you giggling.
> SWING
Swing what?
> SWING STICK
You miss. You see nothing. You are holding a long stick. You hear
several children around you giggling.
...
Sincerely,
Lieutenant Wilkes
Andrew Bulhak
: > SWING
: Swing what?
: > SWING STICK
You forget the paragraph breaks. Every Infocom game has them.
You see nothing. You are holding a long stick.
You hear several children around you giggling.
> SWING
Swing what?
> SWING STICK
Hey, I'm not some simple "verb noun" parser!
> SWING THE STICK
You miss.
You see nothing. You are holding a long stick.
You hear several children around you giggling.
Charles R. Harrison
: Lt. Wilkes (ltwi...@netcom.com) wrote:
: : rat...@ccs.neu.edu (Stainless Steel Rat) writes:
: : >>>>>> "Jason" == Jason Grossman <Jason.G...@ucs.cam.ac.uk> writes:
: : How about Infocom's Break the Pin~ata?
: You forget the paragraph breaks. Every Infocom game has them.
But it would be a puzzle.
: You see nothing. You are holding a long stick.
: You hear several children around you giggling.
: > SWING
: Swing what?
: > SWING STICK
: Hey, I'm not some simple "verb noun" parser!
: > SWING THE STICK
Swing the stick at what?
> SWING THE STICK AT PINATA
I dont know what a PINATA is
> SWING THE STICK AT PIN~ATA
: You miss.
: You see nothing. You are holding a long stick.
: You hear several children around you giggling.
Zan, Just a Pope
Louise Van Hine
: How about Infocom's Break the Pin~ata?
: You see nothing. You are holding a long stick. You hear several children
: around you giggling.
: > SWING
: Swing what?
: > SWING STICK
: You miss. You see nothing. You are holding a long stick. You hear
: several children around you giggling.
>SOUTH
You stumble over a large rock and fall down. In the distance, you hear
the sound of the ocean. There is the sound of children giggling to the
north.
>GET UP
There is no up here. There is a large rock nearby. In the
distance, you hear the sound of the ocean. There is the sound of
children giggling to the north.
CTRL-C
Terminate batch file? Y
C:\
There is the sound of giggling from the CPU.
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lou...@netcom.com
Steve Heckman
acb...@penfold.cc.monash.edu.au (Andrew Bulhak) writes:
[snniiipp!!]
You see nothing. You are holding a long stick.
You hear several children around you giggling.
You are Michael Jackson.
-Vehement Sack
Std Dis, Inc.
Spatch
Zzooott <zzo...@pentagon.io.com> wrote:
>In article <343v8h$5...@harbinger.cc.monash.edu.au>,
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>You hear a child cry out in pain. Through the blindfold, you feel a small
>fist in your left eye.
> SCREAM
Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh!
While fun, that does not improve your condition.
> CURSE LIKE A DRUNKEN SAILOR
This is a family game!
> GO NORTH
You cannot see, much less discern a direction from your position.
> SWING STICK
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.
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| O | Bob has just logically concluded that he is not a 10-inch nerd.
|/ \| Way to go, Bob!
Michael Straight
Charles R. Harrison <harr...@pasis6.ftc.scs.ag.gov> wrote:
>Andrew Bulhak (acb...@penfold.cc.monash.edu.au) wrote:
>: Lt. Wilkes (ltwi...@netcom.com) wrote:
>: : rat...@ccs.neu.edu (Stainless Steel Rat) writes:
>: : >>>>>> "Jason" == Jason Grossman <Jason.G...@ucs.cam.ac.uk> writes:
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>: : How about Infocom's Break the Pin~ata?
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>: You hear several children around you giggling.
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>: > SWING
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>: Swing what?
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>: > SWING STICK
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>: Hey, I'm not some simple "verb noun" parser!
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>: > SWING THE STICK
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>Swing the stick at what?
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>> SWING THE STICK AT PINATA
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>I dont know what a PINATA is
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>> SWING THE STICK AT PIN~ATA
>
LISTEN
You hear several children around you giggling.
There is a faint whooshing sound over your head.
SWING THE STICK AT THE SOUND
Which sound do you mean, the children giggling or the whooshing sound
over your head?
SWING THE STICK AT THE CHILDREN GIGGLING.
Your stick connects with a sickening THWACK and you hear a child scream
in pain. Large hands pull your blindfold off. As you blink in the bright
light you see the face of an angry father and a fist coming your way.
You have died.
Michael Straight//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\40mst...@sophia.unc.sph.edu
They say the strong survive but no one makes it out alive.
"Death plucks my ear and says `Live! I am coming!'" - Virgil
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brandon long
>In <346g19$n...@pentagon.io.com> zzo...@pentagon.io.com (Zzooott) writes:
>>In article <343v8h$5...@harbinger.cc.monash.edu.au>,
>>Andrew Bulhak <acb...@penfold.cc.monash.edu.au> wrote:
>>SWING THE STICK AT GIGGLING.
>>You hear a child cry out in pain. Through the blindfold, you feel a small
>>fist in your left eye.
>> SELECT 4
>You put away the stick, and raise your Gatling-style machine gun
>> FIRE AT GIGGLING
>You hear a burst of automatic-weapons fire, followed by a burst of
>anguished screams, followed by a burst of silence.
>You are credited with six frags.
>It is slippery here.
> GET THE BLOOD
As you say these words, a space-time rift opens in front of you, and your
words float through to a peace conference table where the phrase GET THE
BLOOD is a horrible curse in the tongue of the combatants. That phrase
provokes a war which rages on for centuries, eventually leading to the
complete destruction of their respective home planets.
You should speak more carefully in the future.
It is slippery here.
--
Brandon Long "I think, therefore, I am confused." -- RAW
Computer Engineering Run Linux 1.1.xxx Its that easy.
University of Illinois bl...@uiuc.edu http://www.cen.uiuc.edu/~bl6456/
Don't worry, these aren't even my views.
Helen, The Ill-Tempered Ticket Lady
>In article <343v8h$5...@harbinger.cc.monash.edu.au>,
>Andrew Bulhak <acb...@penfold.cc.monash.edu.au> wrote:
>SWING THE STICK AT GIGGLING.
>You hear a child cry out in pain. Through the blindfold, you feel a small
>fist in your left eye.
> SELECT 4
You put away the stick, and raise your Gatling-style machine gun
> FIRE AT GIGGLING
You hear a burst of automatic-weapons fire, followed by a burst of
anguished screams, followed by a burst of silence.
You are credited with six frags.
It is slippery here.
--
Jason A. Lindquist "We're not doing any of that thumbs-up shit."
li...@uiuc.edu -- Roger Ebert, 29 Jul 94
"I'll get lost now." -- cvk
kristin buxton
>It is slippery here.
Isn't it getting a bit warm and mushy?
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brandon long
>bl...@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (brandon long) writes:
>>It is slippery here.
>ISN'T IT GETTING A BIT WARM AND MUSHY?
No, IT is just fine. Why do you ask?
kristin buxton
>>>It is slippery here.
>>ISN'T IT GETTING A BIT WARM AND MUSHY?
>No, IT is just fine. Why do you ask?
>It is slippery here.
Wait, what could i have been thinking.... it's anything BUT warm and mushy...
What's the opposite? probably just more *crunch*ing all around
Joe Bay
>> SWING STICK
>Hey, I'm not some simple "verb noun" parser!
>> SWING THE STICK
>You miss.
>You see nothing. You are holding a long stick.
>You hear several children around you giggling.
But knowing Infocom, wouldn't it be more like:
You see nothing. You are holding a long stick.
You hear several children around you giggling.
> SWING THE STICK
What do you want to swing the stick at?
> PIN~ATA
What do you want to do to the pin~ata?
> SWING THE STICK AT THE PIN~ATA
You can't see any pin~ata here!
Pope John Paul "Really loved the Michaeld Jackson one" Sartre
(Formerly Pope John Paul George Ringo V)
Joe Bay
>bl...@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (brandon long) writes:
>>>>It is slippery here.
>>>ISN'T IT GETTING A BIT WARM AND MUSHY?
>>No, IT is just fine. Why do you ask?
>>It is slippery here.
>Wait, what could i have been thinking.... it's anything BUT warm and mushy...
>What's the opposite? probably just more *crunch*ing all around
The smell of burnt flesh permeates the air. The giggling sounds have been
replaced by an eeire quiet.
It is cold.
You hear crunching beneath your feet.
>SELECT 1
Which 1 do you mean, the chainsaw or the spikey thing?
>SPIKEY THING
What do you want to do with the spikey thing?
>SELECT SPIKEY THING
You are now armed with the spikey thing.
It is cold.
You hear crunching beneath your feet.
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Doughnut
>From: bux...@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (kristin buxton )
>Subject: Re: Play-by-news Tetris and other games
>Date: 2 Sep 1994 17:25:28 GMT
>bl...@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (brandon long) writes:
>>It is slippery here.
>Isn't it getting a bit warm and mushy?
Let's hope so.
Doug Schultz |Doughnuts are like the universe. They're both circular with
se...@msg.ti.com|voids in their centers. Of course, the universe doesn't have
|glaze or come in dozens or even go very well with your coffee.
|I guess they're not alike at all. I'll take the doughnuts.
gilbert.m.stewart
>In article <343v8h$5...@harbinger.cc.monash.edu.au>,
>Andrew Bulhak <acb...@penfold.cc.monash.edu.au> wrote:
[...]
>You see nothing. You are holding a long stick.
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>SWING THE STICK AT GIGGLING.
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>You hear a child cry out in pain. Through the blindfold, you feel a small
>fist in your left eye.
Call me a sicko, but this I like.
GMS
Wednesday
Quoting Tim, my, er, houseguest :) ....
"I think doughnuts go great with coffee....oops....no, that's the universe;
the *universe* goes great with coffee. Yeah, that's it."
In article <semy.654...@msg.ti.com>, Doughnut <se...@msg.ti.com> wrote:
>In article <347n68$b...@vixen.cso.uiuc.edu> bux...@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (kristin buxton ) writes:
>>bl...@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (brandon long) writes:
>>>It is slippery here.
>>Isn't it getting a bit warm and mushy?
>Let's hope so.
Whyeeeeee? Soft plush mushy Tetris sounds kinda splat.
* The jagged crooked piece slid down the soft, vagina-like canal and went
*sploosh* into the cervical crevice.
Wednesday
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w e d n e s d a y * w e d n s d a y @ m c s . c o m
k ' t r e v a a s h k e v r o n * also featuring Tim at odd moments
- - - c h e l a d e v a j i - - - * hasturhasturhasturhasturhasturhas.....
Tjames Madison
>>SELECT SPIKEY THING
>You are now armed with the spikey thing.
>It is cold.
>You hear crunching beneath your feet.
>SEARCH
You find a grapefruit.
>GET GRAPEFRUIT
You take the grapefruit.
>EAT GRAPEFRUIT
As you bite into the grapefruit, you realize with horror that the fruit
is actually a HUMAN HEAD.
You have died.
--
-tjm | October 12th - It's Time! Ask me for details
r o r - a l u c a r d
Lt. Wilkes
>>SELECT 1
>Which 1 do you mean, the chainsaw or the spikey thing?
>>SPIKEY THING
>What do you want to do with the spikey thing?
>>SELECT SPIKEY THING
>You are now armed with the spikey thing.
Hey carol! It looks like durian! are catching on in popularity as a
weapon. These people probably need you to train them now.:-)
Sincerely,
Lieutenant Wilkes
Helen, The Ill-Tempered Ticket Lady
>bl...@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (brandon long) writes:
>>It is slippery here.
>Isn't it getting a bit warm and mushy?
What are you doing snooping on Jason & Micki?
David Wooding
|In <347o27$c...@vixen.cso.uiuc.edu> bl...@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (brandon long) writes:
|.>bux...@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (kristin buxton ) writes:
|.>>bl...@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (brandon long) writes:
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|.>>>It is slippery here.
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|.>>ISN'T IT GETTING A BIT WARM AND MUSHY?
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|.>No, IT is just fine. Why do you ask?
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|>remove blindfold
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|You see the bleeding carcasses and entrails of several young children
|here. They apparently met their demize from the barrel of a large-
|caliber automatic weapon, judging from the size and arrangement of
|the wounds, as well as the holes in the wall opposite you.
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|A large quantity of blood covers the floor.
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|Michael Jackson is here, crying "Oh, the humanity!"
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|Lisa Marie Presley is here.
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|The King is here.
|
Gag Jackson with blindfold.
Helen, The Ill-Tempered Ticket Lady
>jlin...@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Helen, The Ill-Tempered Ticket Lady) writes:
>>In <347n68$b...@vixen.cso.uiuc.edu> bux...@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (kristin buxton ) writes:
>>>bl...@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (brandon long) writes:
>>>>It is slippery here.
>>>Isn't it getting a bit warm and mushy?
>>What are you doing snooping on Jason & Micki?
>somehow i don't think that one required snooping.. now what was that line
>"playing strip poker with an exhibitionish sure takes the fun out of it"
I keep missing all the good weekends, don't I?
--
Jason A. Lindquist "We're not doing any of that thumbs-up shit."
li...@uiuc.edu -- Roger Ebert, 29 Jul 94
brandon long
>Gag Jackson with blindfold.
Michael Jackson continues making unintelligible mutterings, only more so.
Lisa Marie Presley says, "Thank you very much" in perfect Elvis imitation.
The King says, "I don't know what you saw in him, he never could sing."
Lisa Marie Presley smiles.
A large quantity of blood covers the floor.
It is slippery here.
Brandon
What is a poly-father anyways? Aren't most people annoyed enough by just one?
Helen, The Ill-Tempered Ticket Lady
.>bux...@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (kristin buxton ) writes:
.>>bl...@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (brandon long) writes:
.>>>It is slippery here.
.>>ISN'T IT GETTING A BIT WARM AND MUSHY?
.>No, IT is just fine. Why do you ask?
.>It is slippery here.
>remove blindfold
You see the bleeding carcasses and entrails of several young children
here. They apparently met their demize from the barrel of a large-
caliber automatic weapon, judging from the size and arrangement of
the wounds, as well as the holes in the wall opposite you.
A large quantity of blood covers the floor.
Michael Jackson is here, crying "Oh, the humanity!"
Lisa Marie Presley is here.
The King is here.
kristin buxton
>>bl...@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (brandon long) writes:
>>>It is slippery here.
>>Isn't it getting a bit warm and mushy?
>What are you doing snooping on Jason & Micki?
somehow i don't think that one required snooping.. now what was that line
"playing strip poker with an exhibitionish sure takes the fun out of it"
carol borden
Lt. Wilkes <ltwi...@netcom.com> wrote:
>b...@gandalf.rutgers.edu (Joe Bay) writes:
>
>>What do you want to do with the spikey thing?
he he he *poke* *poke*
*poke*
>
>>>SELECT SPIKEY THING
>
>>You are now armed with the spikey thing.
>
>Hey carol! It looks like durian! are catching on in popularity as a
>weapon. These people probably need you to train them now.:-)
> Sincerely,
> Lieutenant Wilkes
Ya! Now Announcing Madame Carol!ova's Gifted Durian! Finishing
School. If you have a durian I'll show you how to use it against
villians and evil-doers. And how to make a tasty durian! shake.
No takers?
*silence*
Oh, well.
carol!
Lt. Wilkes
>No takers?
>*silence*
What? No driving lessons for the Durian!mobile?
Sincerely,
Lieutenant Wilkes