Moose in Manhatten (by Freeman/COL. XENON)

[John Lacelle;x2537]

***Mooses in Manhatten***

The massive moose saunters silently to Studio 69
He discos about, raving throughout his kingdom
and lowers his head to snort a rail
While humans breathlessly watch his John Travolta moves
The boiling hot dancefloor raises blisters off his hooves
He bellows in disco fever
The crowd swoons in delight
As they snap their Kodak FunSavr photos
I revel in the wonder and magic of New York
The moose is quite a sight
Where shall we rave today?

-Col XENON

--
.........this .sig was warlorded.

[merlin q. bigfoot]

In article <lacelle.792171439@lifesci>,

This moose poem has been scansed by Merlin
of Bigfoot and has been judged Grade A.
Merlin especially appreciates the use of
full brand names to exemplify the acqusitive
ethic that so typifies the age.

The recent flowering of moose poemetry has
left Merlin both gleeful and full of mirth.
In fact, Merlin is wearing a moose t-shirt
as he types.

BTW Col XENON, Merlin once saw a moose drinking
a cappucino on the Upper West Side with a
devastating Oriental woman. His hair was
perfect.

--
Merlin of Bigfoot *<:-{

Wizard, Enchanter, Moose Poemicist

[RevDrFreak]

In article <D3nG0...@cup.hp.com>, tno...@cup.hp.com (terry) wrote:

> merlin q. bigfoot so posted:
>
> : BTW Col XENON, Merlin once saw a moose drinking

> : a cappucino on the Upper West Side with a
> : devastating Oriental woman. His hair was perfect.

> ^^^^^^^^ WHOOOOOOP, WHOOOOOOOOP, WHOOOOOOOOP!!!! BZZZZZZT!
> UNAUTHORIZED USAGE OF ORIENTAL ALERT!!!!
>
> Thats "ASIAN" woman, and if you insist on using the term 'oriental' then I
> will turn your comment over to the leftist-fascists of
> alt.sex.fetish.orientals.

OOOoooo....we're quaking with fear...

> Anyways, dont use the term
> "oriental" any more, OKAY????
>
No...we have little tolerance for self-righteous newbie pukes who have no
concept of "strong and free" as it applies to alt dot bigfoot, and who are
equally lacking in the knowledge of how Bigfoot created the Net and turned
control of it over to alt dot bigfoot. We call 'em as we see 'em...and she
looked Oriental...begone, twit...

RevDrFreak
'foot soldier

[merlin q. bigfoot]

In article <D3nG0...@cup.hp.com>, terry <tno...@cup.hp.com> wrote:
>merlin q. bigfoot so posted:
>

>: BTW Col XENON, Merlin once saw a moose drinking

>: a cappucino on the Upper West Side with a
>: devastating Oriental woman. His hair was perfect.

> ^^^^^^^^ WHOOOOOOP, WHOOOOOOOOP, WHOOOOOOOOP!!!! BZZZZZZT!
> UNAUTHORIZED USAGE OF ORIENTAL ALERT!!!!
>
>Thats "ASIAN" woman, and if you insist on using the term 'oriental' then I
>will turn your comment over to the leftist-fascists of

>alt.sex.fetish.orientals. Namely Richard Lee (rrco...@uclink2.berkeley.edu),
>Edmund Wong (strm...@uclink2.berkeley.edu), Stephanie Choi
>(st...@uclink2.berkeley.edu), and that one Po-Han but I dont know his email
>address, he is just so damned forgetable. Anyways, dont use the term
>"oriental" any more, OKAY????

You know Terry, I once saw Drew Barrymore doing, in a LESBO
style, two Oriental chicks at once. It was *SO COOL*!
BTW, why isn't it alt.sex.fetish.asian?

[Kevin M. Hebert]

In article <D3nG0...@cup.hp.com>, terry <tno...@cup.hp.com> wrote:
>Thats "ASIAN" woman, and if you insist on using the term 'oriental' then I
>will turn your comment over to the leftist-fascists of
>alt.sex.fetish.orientals.

>Anyways, dont use the term
>"oriental" any more, OKAY????

Why not? Remember McDonald's Chicken Salad Oriental? Or their Oriental style
Chicken McNuggets? Well, I'd like to do nothing more than share them with
my Oriental girlfriend while we take our compasses and practice Orienteering!
That's no reason to get disoriented, terry!

-- KMH