Bumper Stickers?
Michael Reilly
Written or read any outstanding bumper stickers lately? Please share.
All replies: DAWN c/o mre...@nets.com
Greg-man
Michael Reilly <mre...@nets.com> wrote:
>Written or read any outstanding bumper stickers lately? Please share.
>
>All replies: DAWN c/o mre...@nets.com
My two favorites that I've seen:
I KNOW JACK SHIT
(btw--to pre-empt comments, that's got nothing to do with knowing
Jack Mingo)
JESUS SAVES... GRETSKY STEALS... HE SCORES!!!
I also like the applique of the fish that Christians put on their cars,
but instead it has feet on it and says "DARWIN" inside.
As well, some company sells stickers with a screw or the club from a deck
of cards on them so you can put them over the hearts on other people's
stickers.
Turn "I [heart] MY GERMAN SHEPHERD" into "I [screw] MY GERMAN SHEPHERD"
or "I [heart] MY KIDS" becomes "I [club] MY KIDS"
That's funny in a perverse way.
Greg (I [spade] MY DOG) man
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kEN Colburn
THAT DON'T LIKE REALITY
SEX IS EVEN BETTER
WITH TWO PEOPLE
CA sticker:
THE WEATHER IS HERE
WISH YOU WERE BEAUTIFUL
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William T Quick
: Written or read any outstanding bumper stickers lately? Please share.
: All replies: DAWN c/o mre...@nets.com
More fun would be: Has anybody *made up* any good bumper stickers
lately. Okay, I'll start.
"If life is ironic, then God is an iron."
(With apologies to Spider Robinson...)
Best,
The Judge
Derek G Bacon
>Michael Reilly (mre...@nets.com) wrote:
>
>More fun would be: Has anybody *made up* any good bumper stickers
>lately. Okay, I'll start.
A friend of mine wants to make bumper stickers in a really fancy Old
English font (the same font that AA uses for the Easy Does It, etc...
bumper stickers) that says:
"I could really go for a drink."
-lightnin
Naomi Bull
>Michael Reilly (mre...@nets.com) wrote:
>Best,
>The Judge
Judge? Does this mean you're not allowed to compete..? :)
"Happiness can't buy money."
"Violence is the lowest form of wit."
"I'm getting married in two weeks.
I still have a good chance of finding a groom."
"I don't like men who come, and go."
<<< NoemZ
Rivka Buchanan
Humans versus the earth"
seen as graffiti beside the road.
John Camp
America Needs More Lerts
Visualize Whirled Peas
AGAINST ABORTION?
Don't have one
My wife, yes; My dog, maybe; My gun, never.
This is your brain [Ford Logo]
This is your brain on drugs [Chevrolet Logo]
Joe Chamberlain
Warren Overton
(actually a line from "Ana Ng" by They Might Be Giants).
KenM720512
>This is your brain [Ford Logo]<
>This is your brain on drugs [Chevrolet Logo]<
I saw this on the bumper of a dilapidated, rust-heap of a '72 Ford truck
with primer-red doors.
--Thanks Dean Whitter
Terence Wright
In article <ezwriter...@netcom.com>, kEN Colburn (ezwr...@netcom.com) writes:
> THE NET IS FOR PEOPLE
> THAT DON'T LIKE REALITY
>
> SEX IS EVEN BETTER
> WITH TWO PEOPLE
>
> CA sticker:
> THE WEATHER IS HERE
> WISH YOU WERE BEAUTIFUL
>
UK Sticker:
Sex Appeal - please give generously!
Terence Wright
Pas d'elle yeux Rhone que nous! ;-)
Artemis (Morrigan)
"I swerve and hit people at random".
Also:
"Childhood ends -- but you can be immature forever".
-Artemis.
--
"Are you reading fortunes,
Or just reading Nietzche?
Find another teacher --
He ain't worth an apple." -- All About Eve.
Steve James
> Written or read any outstanding bumper stickers lately? Please share.
>
> All replies: DAWN c/o mre...@nets.com
After seeing George W. Bush win the Governorship of Texas, much
to my chagrin, I thought this an appropriate bumper sticker:
BUSH HAPPENS!
Steve (not fond of Bush's...George type, that is.) James
rw...@nwcl.nwcl.net
: BUSH HAPPENS!
Along similar lines, on a gardener's car: COMPOST HAPPENS!
Seen by a friend:
EARTH FIRST. (WE'LL LOG THE OTHER PLANETS LATER.)
In a Seattle paper years ago, after a contentious election, seen on a car
heading north on the freeway: AMERICA, LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT
Canadian plates, and g'bye.
JESUS, SAVE ME FROM YOUR FOLLOWERS
Rita (Looking for a tree to hide behind) Winn
***Deep in the North Cascades***
Mark Danielson
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> > All replies: DAWN c/o mre...@nets.com
A few of my favorites:
If you don't like my driving GET OFF THE SIDEWALK!
As a matter of fact I do own the road.
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
And a license plate frame I saw on a porsche:
My other car is a Yugo.
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Mark A. Danielson
(the MADman)
email: dani...@colorado.edu
kEN Colburn
be a law. send me $20 to get this law on record. thank u.
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i miss those old days before TV,sitting around on Grandpa's lap
listening to old radio shows on the CD player...Grandma was
drunk, Grandpa was naked... ezwr...@netcom.com
Annabel Smyth
>BE ALERT
>America Needs More Lerts
>
No, no, you have it wrong. That one, as anyone who has ever travelled
on the London underground knows, goes:
BE ALERT
England needs lerts
--
Annabel Smyth Ann...@amsmyth.demon.co.uk
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
"Only when the caterpillar has consented to . . . total
annihilation can the butterfly be constructed." (Sara Maitland)
Gregg Morris
> Written or read any outstanding bumper stickers lately? Please share.
All this talk about bumper stickers makes me wonder...
If you were dropped on a street somewhere, could you determine your
location simply by the bumper stickers you see on passing cars?
For example, I could always tell when I was in L.A. by the "In and
Out _urge_" and the "Keeping Honking while I Reload" stickers.
When I lived in Santa Cruz, I enjoyed such classics as "Friends
Don't Let Friends Eat Meat" and "Buy a Waterphone. Call your own
Whale."
Now that I live in rural Maryland, most of the bumper stickers
discuss the calibre of the weapon protecting that particular truck
or make Clinton digs (e.g., "Hilary: Shut Up and Redecorate").
Has anyone else noticed a regional aspect to bumper stickers?
Betsy
gemo...@digex.net
JMingo
Bartman) writes:
>And a license plate frame I saw on a porsche:
> My other car is a Yugo.
I've always wanted one--for truth, ecology and reverse snobbism--that
says:
MY OTHER CAR IS A SCWHINN.
Jack (My other computer is a Cray) Mingo
Rheal Nadeau
]In article <mike.368...@cais.com>, mi...@cais.com (Michael D.
]Bartman) writes:
]
]>And a license plate frame I saw on a porsche:
]> My other car is a Yugo.
]
]I've always wanted one--for truth, ecology and reverse snobbism--that
]says:
]
]MY OTHER CAR IS A SCWHINN.
I'd like one for my bike that says
MY OTHER CAR IS A BUS
The (car-free and care-free) Rhealist
Michael D. Bartman
>And a license plate frame I saw on a porsche:
> My other car is a Yugo.
Have you seen the "My other car is a Rolls" ones? I saw one the other
day...on a Rolls....
-- Mike "some people have no couth" Bartman --
Serena Burgess
"My other car's a Rolls Royce"
Serena Burgess
Ser...@Motiv.demon.co.uk
Kathryn Roth-Whitworth
When I grow up, I want to be an 18-wheeler.
One of my faves:
I'm only driving this because my starship is in the shop.
Best,
Kat
Kathryn Roth-Whitworth *** Chicagoland *** whit...@gagme.wwa.com
D. Citron
: Seen in the rear window of a Rolls Royce
: "My other car's a Rolls Royce"
MY OTHER CAR IS MY FEET
D. Citron
: > Written or read any outstanding bumper stickers lately? Please share.
: All this talk about bumper stickers makes me wonder...
Radio station and sports stickers and most political stickers are regional.
Many years ago, you used to see this sticker in south Florida: "Will the
last American to leave Miami please take the flag?" I haven't seen one in
years. But maybe I just avoid the redneck areas where such stickers are
seen.
Ooops, should I apologize for saying redneck? Naah, the PC police don't
mind if you insult them! But that's another thread, and I must get to bed...
D. Citron
I like these:
CLINTON/GORE - GONE IN FOUR IS YOUR CHURCH ATF APPROVED?
DON'T BLAME ME - I VOTED FOR BUSH ABORT HILLARY'S HEALTH PLAN
THE TITANIC/THE HINDENBURG/THE CLINTONS
IF CLINTON'S THE ANSWER -- IT MUST REALLY BE A STUPID QUESTION
POLITICALLY INCORRECT AND PROUD OF IT
ANNOY A LIBERAL -- WORK HARD AND GET RICH
K. Paul Johnson
OLLIE DOES IS LIE
Richard Stille
IN reply to Serena's story about the rolls royce - in 1970
I saw a rolls royce parked in front of the Palmer House hotel
in the loop in downtown Chicago with a card in the window
that read "Police Vehicle".
Dick Stille
Warren Harris
Still one of my favorites:
Procrastinators Unite!
...Tomorrow...
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"It's turtles all the way down!" (:)<
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James Gaskin
Seen on a pickup in Texas:
"How many workers has your lawyer unemployed today?"
James (Is there an award for the bitterest bumper sticker?) Gaskin
Benvonk
(Warren Harris) writes:
>Procrastinators Unite!
> ...Tomorrow...
This reminds me of my all-time favorite graffito, seen in a public parking
garage
in Ann Arbor, Michigan:
DYSLEXICS
UNTIE!
--Ben
Michael D. Bartman
>Gregg Morris (gemo...@access3.digex.net) wrote:
>: > Written or read any outstanding bumper stickers lately? Please share.
>: All this talk about bumper stickers makes me wonder...
>: Has anyone else noticed a regional aspect to bumper stickers?
>Radio station and sports stickers and most political stickers are regional.
So are some business stickers. There was a company in the southern Virginia
area that made warehouse equipment, and had a bumpersticker that showed a
little picture of a forklift, and the words: If you can't lift it, fork it.
-- Mike "or the computer store with the 'Byte my ASCII' stickers" Bartman --
Annabel Smyth
Behind every successful woman there is a rather intelligent cat.
Only dead fish swim with the stream.
We are all in the gutter but some of us are looking at the stars.
It would be nice if hospitals and schools had all the money they needed -
and the army had to hold jumble sales to buy guns.
Kathy Vincent
: We are all in the gutter but some of us are looking at the stars.
You must have a VERY long bumper!
But I like the choice anyway. One of my favorites, that.
Oscar Wilde is good for a lot of bumper stickers, isn't he?
Another of my long-time favorites is:
I can resist everything except temptation.
And, as long as I'm double-checking the precise wording of that one:
The truth is rarely pure and never simple.
A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.
A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book.
Books are well-written, or badly written.
And finally -- the mind boggles!!!
Anybody can be good in the country.
Kathy Vincent, in the country ...
kEN Colburn
.sigs are the bumper stickers of fthe 90s
Stanley J Shursky
NO NEWTS IS GOOD NEWTS
May be I should print my own. Think there's a market?
Stan (This sig protected by Smith & Wesson) Shursky
Andrew Arensburger
I want one that says
Grey Mousergnuegen
--
Andrew Arensburger, Systems guy Center for Automation Research
University of Maryland
are...@cfar.umd.edu
Joe Chamberlain
>
>May be I should print my own. Think there's a market?
COLD BLOODED NEWT
Karen Sanchez
>From: dci...@gate.net (D. Citron)
>Subject: Re: Bumper Stickers?
>Date: 17 Nov 1994 06:13:10 GMT
Which model? Chevrolegs or Toyotoes?
M Barnard
M (walker/biker/busser (buser?)/subway rider) Barnard
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bar...@grin.io.org ...........................................................
Stonehenge is the interrupted dance of obelisks/moving too slowly for the
eyes of man to register/like the birth of mountains/like the death of stars.
Allan S. Izen
: Annabel Smyth (Ann...@amsmyth.demon.co.uk) wrote:
Not to mention grandma's favorite aphorism: "The water knows not how
many hands were on the pump handle."
Allan Izen, from our southernmost AND westernmost state
: Kathy Vincent, in the country ...
Allan S. Izen
How about: "Don't honk if you love Jesus"? Or, "Honk if you favor noise
control"?
"That which appears to be coming at you is coming from you." J. Flanders.
Dave Gardner
To add to all this bumper fun, I recall seeing a sticker on Guam that
all of us at the University wanted to snag,
From a local meat and dairy product distributor:
"You can whip our cream, but you can't beat our meat."
Strange, but fun.
In New Mexico, I saw "Visualize Whirled Peas" on a Volkswagen bus...
Hmmmm
QMS Account
I've met a lot of people by displaying this bumper sticker:
I'm in the Write Business