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James Kibo Parry

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Jan 6, 1997, 3:00:00 AM1/6/97
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In [alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.*], none wrote:

> SO MUCH PUSSY THAT IT IS ALL OVER YOU SCREEN!!!

SO MUCH STUPIDITY THAT IT IS IN THE BACK OF YOU PANTS!!!!

-- K.
Well, I *could* have thought of a clever
putdown, but I've matured *beyond* that.

Jeff Gerstmann

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Jan 9, 1997, 3:00:00 AM1/9/97
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James "Kibo" Parry <ki...@world.std.com> wrote:

: In [alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.*], none wrote:

: > SO MUCH PUSSY THAT IT IS ALL OVER YOU SCREEN!!!

: SO MUCH STUPIDITY THAT IT IS IN THE BACK OF YOU PANTS!!!!

SO MUCH CANDY THAT IT IS IN THE TRUNK OF YOU CAR!!


Je "Beating a dead horse since 1994" ff
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Jesse Garon

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Jan 9, 1997, 3:00:00 AM1/9/97
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asu...@Xenon.Stanford.EDU (Lupus Yonderboy) writes:

>Thus spake Jeff Gerstmann <je...@wco.com>:


>>James "Kibo" Parry <ki...@world.std.com> wrote:
>>: In [alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.*], none wrote:
>>: > SO MUCH PUSSY THAT IT IS ALL OVER YOU SCREEN!!!
>>: SO MUCH STUPIDITY THAT IT IS IN THE BACK OF YOU PANTS!!!!
>>SO MUCH CANDY THAT IT IS IN THE TRUNK OF YOU CAR!!

>SO MUCH COFFEE THAT IT IS IN THE FRONT OF YOUR PANTS!!!!!!

SO MUCH USENET THAT IT ISN'T IN ANY PANTS AT ALL!

"Jesse Garon": the God damnedest mass of tact known to the human race
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Nick S Bensema

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Jan 9, 1997, 3:00:00 AM1/9/97
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In article <5b4h56$d...@nnrp1.news.primenet.com>,

'Jesse Garon' <gri...@primenet.com> wrote:
>asu...@Xenon.Stanford.EDU (Lupus Yonderboy) writes:
>
>>Thus spake Jeff Gerstmann <je...@wco.com>:
>>>James "Kibo" Parry <ki...@world.std.com> wrote:
>>>: In [alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.*], none wrote:
>>>: > SO MUCH PUSSY THAT IT IS ALL OVER YOU SCREEN!!!
>>>: SO MUCH STUPIDITY THAT IT IS IN THE BACK OF YOU PANTS!!!!
>>>SO MUCH CANDY THAT IT IS IN THE TRUNK OF YOU CAR!!
>>SO MUCH COFFEE THAT IT IS IN THE FRONT OF YOUR PANTS!!!!!!
>
>SO MUCH USENET THAT IT ISN'T IN ANY PANTS AT ALL!

SO MUCH PUSSY THAT THE MICE ARE SCARED SHITLESS!!!!


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Lupus Yonderboy

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Jan 9, 1997, 3:00:00 AM1/9/97
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Thus spake Jeff Gerstmann <je...@wco.com>:
>James "Kibo" Parry <ki...@world.std.com> wrote:
>: In [alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.*], none wrote:
>
>: > SO MUCH PUSSY THAT IT IS ALL OVER YOU SCREEN!!!
>
>: SO MUCH STUPIDITY THAT IT IS IN THE BACK OF YOU PANTS!!!!
>
>SO MUCH CANDY THAT IT IS IN THE TRUNK OF YOU CAR!!

SO MUCH COFFEE THAT IT IS IN THE FRONT OF YOUR PANTS!!!!!!

Viva Cascade!

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Eli M. Balin

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Jan 10, 1997, 3:00:00 AM1/10/97
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In article <5b4h56$d...@nnrp1.news.primenet.com>,
'Jesse Garon' <gri...@primenet.com> wrote:
>asu...@Xenon.Stanford.EDU (Lupus Yonderboy) writes:
>>Thus spake Jeff Gerstmann <je...@wco.com>:
>>>James "Kibo" Parry <ki...@world.std.com> wrote:
>>>: In [alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.*], none wrote:
>>>: > SO MUCH PUSSY THAT IT IS ALL OVER YOU SCREEN!!!
>>>: SO MUCH STUPIDITY THAT IT IS IN THE BACK OF YOU PANTS!!!!
>>>SO MUCH CANDY THAT IT IS IN THE TRUNK OF YOU CAR!!
>>SO MUCH COFFEE THAT IT IS IN THE FRONT OF YOUR PANTS!!!!!!
>SO MUCH USENET THAT IT ISN'T IN ANY PANTS AT ALL!

SO MUCH HELVETICA THAT IT IS ON TOP OF YOU DESK!!!!

--
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John Sweeney

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Jan 10, 1997, 3:00:00 AM1/10/97
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'Jesse Garon' (gri...@primenet.com) forced alt.religion.kibology to read:
> asu...@Xenon.Stanford.EDU (Lupus Yonderboy) writes:

> >Thus spake Jeff Gerstmann <je...@wco.com>:
> >>James "Kibo" Parry <ki...@world.std.com> wrote:
> >>: In [alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.*], none wrote:
> >>: > SO MUCH PUSSY THAT IT IS ALL OVER YOU SCREEN!!!
> >>: SO MUCH STUPIDITY THAT IT IS IN THE BACK OF YOU PANTS!!!!
> >>SO MUCH CANDY THAT IT IS IN THE TRUNK OF YOU CAR!!
> >SO MUCH COFFEE THAT IT IS IN THE FRONT OF YOUR PANTS!!!!!!
> SO MUCH USENET THAT IT ISN'T IN ANY PANTS AT ALL!

SO MUCH BANDWIDTH THAT IT IS OVERFLOWING YOU SOCKS!!!!!!!

I just got a new job today at a small office with a T-1 line running out
of it...

:-)

<oh sure, this is where someone will brag about the T-3 they have in
their lab, or barring that, flame me for breaking the cascade...>

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Andy Wing

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Jan 12, 1997, 3:00:00 AM1/12/97
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In article <5b62e9$1...@panix2.panix.com>,

elib...@panix.com (Eli M. Balin) wrote:
>In article <5b4h56$d...@nnrp1.news.primenet.com>,
>'Jesse Garon' <gri...@primenet.com> wrote:
>>asu...@Xenon.Stanford.EDU (Lupus Yonderboy) writes:
>>>Thus spake Jeff Gerstmann <je...@wco.com>:
>>>>James "Kibo" Parry <ki...@world.std.com> wrote:
>>>>: In [alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.*], none wrote:
>>>>: > SO MUCH PUSSY THAT IT IS ALL OVER YOU SCREEN!!!
>>>>: SO MUCH STUPIDITY THAT IT IS IN THE BACK OF YOU PANTS!!!!
>>>>SO MUCH CANDY THAT IT IS IN THE TRUNK OF YOU CAR!!
>>>SO MUCH COFFEE THAT IT IS IN THE FRONT OF YOUR PANTS!!!!!!
>>SO MUCH USENET THAT IT ISN'T IN ANY PANTS AT ALL!
>SO MUCH HELVETICA THAT IT IS ON TOP OF YOU DESK!!!!
SO MUCH SWISS THAT ITS OVERPOWERING OUR VELVEETA

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Stefan Kapusniak

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Jan 14, 1997, 3:00:00 AM1/14/97
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a_wing@th_under.ocis.temple.edu (Andy Wing) wrote:
>In article <5b62e9$1...@panix2.panix.com>,
>elib...@panix.com (Eli M. Balin) wrote:
>>In article <5b4h56$d...@nnrp1.news.primenet.com>,
>>'Jesse Garon' <gri...@primenet.com> wrote:
>>>asu...@Xenon.Stanford.EDU (Lupus Yonderboy) writes:
>>>>Thus spake Jeff Gerstmann <je...@wco.com>:
>>>>>James "Kibo" Parry <ki...@world.std.com> wrote:
>>>>>: In [alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.*], none wrote:
>>>>>: > SO MUCH PUSSY THAT IT IS ALL OVER YOU SCREEN!!!
>>>>>: SO MUCH STUPIDITY THAT IT IS IN THE BACK OF YOU PANTS!!!!
>>>>>SO MUCH CANDY THAT IT IS IN THE TRUNK OF YOU CAR!!
>>>>SO MUCH COFFEE THAT IT IS IN THE FRONT OF YOUR PANTS!!!!!!
>>>SO MUCH USENET THAT IT ISN'T IN ANY PANTS AT ALL!
>>SO MUCH HELVETICA THAT IT IS ON TOP OF YOU DESK!!!!
>SO MUCH SWISS THAT ITS OVERPOWERING OUR VELVEETA

SO MUCH BELGIUM THAT ITS RESURRECTING OUR SPAM!!!!

-- Kapusniak, Stefan m

The 2-Belo

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Jan 15, 1997, 3:00:00 AM1/15/97
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SO MUCH THRUST THAT IT'S RE-ENTERING THE ATMOSPHERE!!!!

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Jan 17, 1997, 3:00:00 AM1/17/97
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In article <3W72ys0K...@zetnet.co.uk>,

Stefan Kapusniak <stefan...@zetnet.co.uk> wrote:
:a_wing@th_under.ocis.temple.edu (Andy Wing) wrote:
:>In article <5b62e9$1...@panix2.panix.com>,
:>elib...@panix.com (Eli M. Balin) wrote:
:>>In article <5b4h56$d...@nnrp1.news.primenet.com>,
:>>'Jesse Garon' <gri...@primenet.com> wrote:
:>>>asu...@Xenon.Stanford.EDU (Lupus Yonderboy) writes:
:>>>>Thus spake Jeff Gerstmann <je...@wco.com>:
:>>>>>James "Kibo" Parry <ki...@world.std.com> wrote:
:>>>>>: In [alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.*], none wrote:
:>>>>>: > SO MUCH PUSSY THAT IT IS ALL OVER YOU SCREEN!!!
:>>>>>: SO MUCH STUPIDITY THAT IT IS IN THE BACK OF YOU PANTS!!!!
:>>>>>SO MUCH CANDY THAT IT IS IN THE TRUNK OF YOU CAR!!
:>>>>SO MUCH COFFEE THAT IT IS IN THE FRONT OF YOUR PANTS!!!!!!
:>>>SO MUCH USENET THAT IT ISN'T IN ANY PANTS AT ALL!
:>>SO MUCH HELVETICA THAT IT IS ON TOP OF YOU DESK!!!!
:>SO MUCH SWISS THAT ITS OVERPOWERING OUR VELVEETA
:SO MUCH BELGIUM THAT ITS RESURRECTING OUR SPAM!!!!

SO MUCH ASCII THAT IT ISN'T NO SENSE AT ALL!!1!

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Nick S Bensema

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Jan 18, 1997, 3:00:00 AM1/18/97
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In article <5boumo$f...@netnews.upenn.edu>,

SO MUCH DISHES IT IS INSIDE YOU CUPBOARDS!

Jay C Jachimiak

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Jan 18, 1997, 3:00:00 AM1/18/97
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sw...@polaris.net (John Sweeney) wrote:
>
>I just got a new job today at a small office with a T-1 line running out
>of it...

Big deal, a T-1. At my office, we have *seven* telephone lines. That's
right, SEVEN TIMES the number of phone lines you have. And they all
come into the office in one big cable, while if you got seven of your
cheesy T-1 (which stands for "one telephone" by the way) lines, you'd
have to have *seven* cables coming into your office.

>
><oh sure, this is where someone will brag about the T-3 they have in
>their lab,

T-3. Sheesh, like someone would *brag* about that!


-Jay
jay...@panix.com
the "c" stands for "charisma"


Richard Morse

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Jan 21, 1997, 3:00:00 AM1/21/97
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soun...@ix.netcom.com wrote:

>On Sat, 18 Jan 1997 16:40:21 GMT, jay...@panix.com (Jay C Jachimiak)
>wrote:


>
>>Big deal, a T-1. At my office, we have *seven* telephone lines. That's
>>right, SEVEN TIMES the number of phone lines you have. And they all
>>come into the office in one big cable, while if you got seven of your
>>cheesy T-1 (which stands for "one telephone" by the way) lines, you'd
>>have to have *seven* cables coming into your office.
>

>You are without a doubt the most incredibly IGNORANT life form on the
>net. Read a magazine once in awhile. A T1 is a high speed digital link
>that costs upwards of $10,000 a year. Do the world a favor and get a
>vascectomy before you reproduce!
>soundguy <(((

Given my recent post dealing with computer power on us space shuttle, I'm
probably the last to be able to say this, but

YHBT

HTH,
Ricky (or should it be IHBT?)

-----
Pukku

Steve Crisp

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Jan 21, 1997, 3:00:00 AM1/21/97
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soun...@ix.netcom.com wrote:
>
> On Sat, 18 Jan 1997 16:40:21 GMT, jay...@panix.com (Jay C Jachimiak)
> wrote:
>
> >Big deal, a T-1. At my office, we have *seven* telephone lines. That's
> >right, SEVEN TIMES the number of phone lines you have. And they all
> >come into the office in one big cable, while if you got seven of your
> >cheesy T-1 (which stands for "one telephone" by the way) lines, you'd
> >have to have *seven* cables coming into your office.
>
> You are without a doubt the most incredibly IGNORANT life form on the
> net. Read a magazine once in awhile. A T1 is a high speed digital link
> that costs upwards of $10,000 a year. Do the world a favor and get a
> vascectomy before you reproduce!
> soundguy <(((

And just what is wrong with both of you? A T1 can be configured to
handle 24 POTS equivelent lines. Or 20 POTS lines and four set aside for
data transmission. Or any combination thereof.

And a T1 line does not cost anywhere near $10K per year unless you also
include internet access with that figure. Especially if you are on frame
relay.

Now, go away...

Steve Crisp

soun...@ix.netcom.com

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Jan 22, 1997, 3:00:00 AM1/22/97
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Andy Wing

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Jan 22, 1997, 3:00:00 AM1/22/97
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In article <32DC5E...@aim.ilc.or.jp>,
The 2-Belo <tis...@aim.ilc.or.jp> wrote:

>Stefan Kapusniak wrote:
>>
>> a_wing@th_under.ocis.temple.edu (Andy Wing) wrote:
>> >In article <5b62e9$1...@panix2.panix.com>,
>> >elib...@panix.com (Eli M. Balin) wrote:
>> >>In article <5b4h56$d...@nnrp1.news.primenet.com>,
>> >>'Jesse Garon' <gri...@primenet.com> wrote:
>> >>>asu...@Xenon.Stanford.EDU (Lupus Yonderboy) writes:
>> >>>>Thus spake Jeff Gerstmann <je...@wco.com>:
>> >>>>>James "Kibo" Parry <ki...@world.std.com> wrote:
>> >>>>>: In [alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.*], none wrote:
>> >>>>>: > SO MUCH PUSSY THAT IT IS ALL OVER YOU SCREEN!!!
>> >>>>>: SO MUCH STUPIDITY THAT IT IS IN THE BACK OF YOU PANTS!!!!
>> >>>>>SO MUCH CANDY THAT IT IS IN THE TRUNK OF YOU CAR!!
>> >>>>SO MUCH COFFEE THAT IT IS IN THE FRONT OF YOUR PANTS!!!!!!
>> >>>SO MUCH USENET THAT IT ISN'T IN ANY PANTS AT ALL!
>> >>SO MUCH HELVETICA THAT IT IS ON TOP OF YOU DESK!!!!
>> >SO MUCH SWISS THAT ITS OVERPOWERING OUR VELVEETA
>> SO MUCH BELGIUM THAT ITS RESURRECTING OUR SPAM!!!!
>SO MUCH THRUST THAT IT'S RE-ENTERING THE ATMOSPHERE!!!!
SO MUCH THRUST THAT IT'S REAR-ENTERING THE PROSTITUTE HERE!!!

E.Holmes

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Feb 2, 1997, 3:00:00 AM2/2/97
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On Tue, 21 Jan 1997 23:10:20 -0500, Steve Crisp <cr...@pageplop.com> wrote:

<soun...@ix.netcom.com wrote:

You know you really ought to check your facts before spouting off
like that. Makes you sound like a real turkey. Gobble gobble.

<And just what is wrong with both of you? A T1 can be configured to
<handle 24 POTS equivelent lines. Or 20 POTS lines and four set aside for
<data transmission. Or any combination thereof.
<
<And a T1 line does not cost anywhere near $10K per year unless you also
<include internet access with that figure. Especially if you are on frame
<relay.

Amazing how 3 different people can say 3 different things and all of
them can be a little bit right and a whole lot wrong. Especially
soundguy. T1 is really cheap in some areas, like here - I even have
one coming into my home. But it doesn't cost more with net access.

I think Steve is thinking of T3. And did you know that ANY phone
line can be split into multiple 'lines' with different numbers. The
regular lines carry 8 twisted pairs, and T3 has 24 (hence 'T3' or
3 times the basic T1 cable).

E.Holmes

Nick S Bensema

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Feb 2, 1997, 3:00:00 AM2/2/97
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In article <32f937a1...@news.panix.com>,

Jay C Jachimiak <jay...@panix.com> wrote:
>soun...@ix.netcom.com wrote:
>>On Sat, 18 Jan 1997 16:40:21 GMT, jay...@panix.com (Jay C Jachimiak)
>>trolled:

>>>cheesy T-1 (which stands for "one telephone" by the way) lines,
>>
>>You are without a doubt the most incredibly IGNORANT life form on the
>>net. Read a magazine once in awhile.
>
>I *love* the way those two sentences go together. Which magazine is it
>"Soundguy", that is the magical antidote for ignorance?
>
>>A T1 is a high speed digital link that costs upwards of $10,000 a year.
>
>Really? I'll call my accounting department in the morning and inform
>them that we're being vastly undercharged for our three T-1's. Now
>that you've told me how we're ripping our provider off, I won't be
>able to sleep at night until we start paying what those lines are
>really worth!

Hush hush... you see... your accounting department KNOWS you're being
undercharged.

They're STEALING internet access by piggybacking their next door
neighbor's T1. And by the way, that HBO is stolen, too. And they have
their refrigerator plugged into their neighbor's power supply with a big
orange extension cord.

And that pay phone in front of the building is really beige-boxed to their
payroll department's phone.

Thought you should know.

Jay C Jachimiak

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Feb 3, 1997, 3:00:00 AM2/3/97
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soun...@ix.netcom.com wrote:
>On Sat, 18 Jan 1997 16:40:21 GMT, jay...@panix.com (Jay C Jachimiak)
>trolled:
>>cheesy T-1 (which stands for "one telephone" by the way) lines,
>
>You are without a doubt the most incredibly IGNORANT life form on the
>net. Read a magazine once in awhile.

I *love* the way those two sentences go together. Which magazine is it
"Soundguy", that is the magical antidote for ignorance?

>A T1 is a high speed digital link that costs upwards of $10,000 a year.

Really? I'll call my accounting department in the morning and inform
them that we're being vastly undercharged for our three T-1's. Now
that you've told me how we're ripping our provider off, I won't be
able to sleep at night until we start paying what those lines are
really worth!

BTW, YHBT. YHL. HAND.

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