Son of Short, Shameful Confession
Nick S Bensema
In article <6irgk2$8...@freenet-news.carleton.ca>,
K.M. Mennie <ay...@FreeNet.Carleton.CA> wrote:
>
>
>I woke up around four thirty yesterday morning with that unpleasant cold
>sweat you only get from overly lucid dreams. You know: it takes a second
>or two to realize it was only a dream, then you get up and play with the
>thermostat, and abuse Benson and Hedges and Valium until you can fall back
>into a less-than-deep sleep.
>
>What I had last night was a dream _of a prurient nature_ -- I am trying to
>be ladylike here -- _involving Kibo_.
What surprises me is that you're the first.
It's times like this I wish I had sex dreams, so I could dream about
one of these kibology chyx and have a say in this thread.
I have been dreaming about going on vacation, though... but somehow
all I seem to do is go to airports and check into hotels. I never
know which city I'm in so I don't know which people to bring into
the dream, but I think I got phone calls from my parents. And I
never get around to watching any porn on Spectravision because I've
always lost something.
That would be a pathetic one: dreaming about just porn.
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Shelton Garner
On 6 May 1998 23:29:01 -0700, ni...@primenet.com (Nick S Bensema)
wrote:
>
>That would be a pathetic one: dreaming about just porn.
Porn corn?
lee "hubba hubba" bumgarner
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K.M. Mennie
I woke up around four thirty yesterday morning with that unpleasant cold
sweat you only get from overly lucid dreams. You know: it takes a second
or two to realize it was only a dream, then you get up and play with the
thermostat, and abuse Benson and Hedges and Valium until you can fall back
into a less-than-deep sleep.
What I had last night was a dream _of a prurient nature_ -- I am trying to
be ladylike here -- _involving Kibo_.
I'm not sure if never having met Kibo redeems me or condemns me here.
James Kibo Parry
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? INC. PRESENTS:
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?
KIA ------ Has blue dreams of Kibo. Admits it.
NOKIA ------ Makes cell phones and drysuits
favored by action-movie heroes.
REDEEMED BY KIBO ------ Entitles you to a free Taco Jr.
at Taco Bell (with purchase of a
27-pack of Burrito Supreme 2000s.)
CONDEMNED BY KIBO ------ Kibo drives up to your house with
a perfectly square 16x16 bulldozer
and your house goes "poof!" and property
values go up once he puts in that round
skyscraper with a "C" on top. They he
embezzles thousands of dollars by
typing "M-O-N-E-Y" and sets Godzilla lose.
KIA, REDEEMED ------ Has a blue dream about a free Taco Jr. without cheese.
KIA, CONDEMNED ------ Waits for Florence Henderson to start singing
"O Holy Night" before she pops out of the rubble
of her once-beautiful house. Cousin Oliver hugs her.
NOKIA, REDEEMED ------ A neoprene drysuit is cut into strips and made
into a Burrito Supreme. Customers hate it because
it's less chewy than their usual.
NOKIA, CONDEMNED ----- You press the cell-phone to your ear and your other
ear falls off. You pick it up and press your ear
to your head and then your head explodes.
FADE TO BRIGHT.
-- K.
end of line
Jaffo
In alt.religion.kibology, on 7 May 1998 05:25:22 GMT, K.M. Mennie
said:
:What I had last night was a dream _of a prurient nature_ -- I am trying to
:be ladylike here -- _involving Kibo_.
Yeah. That happens to me all the time.
You need to adjust the controls on your Hivemind receiver.
You need to turn your SEXUAL FRUSTRATION setting down.
When I'm single, I turn mine all the way up to 10.
When I'm in a relationship, I turn it down to 3.
And since you're married to a scary, man-eating lawyer now -- you
should probably turn yours OFF before somebody gets hurt.
Jaffo
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Chihuahua Gilliam Fnordling-5 (with an umlaut over it) Grub
ki...@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) gurbled like so many
unfortunate tangerines on Thu, 7 May 1998 07:40:36 GMT:
> CONDEMNED BY KIBO ------ Kibo drives up to your house with
> a perfectly square 16x16 bulldozer
> and your house goes "poof!" and property
> values go up once he puts in that round
> skyscraper with a "C" on top. They he
> embezzles thousands of dollars by
> typing "M-O-N-E-Y" and sets Godzilla lose.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait a sec... so SimCity references are
allowed? What about SimAnt refs? How about references to the alleged
SimLoungeSinger or SimArgonaut?
And what do I get for pointing out Kibonian typos?
I came, I saw, I did a little dance, made a little love, got down
tonight...
...this is Chihu, signing off.
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Chihuahua Gilliam Fnordling-5 (with an umlaut over it) Grub (cha...@mactyre.net.ack) asieoniezi:
: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait a sec... so SimCity references are
: allowed? What about SimAnt refs? How about references to the alleged
: SimLoungeSinger or SimArgonaut?
Duh. You're Allowed. You can make references to ANYTHING, even lame-ass
shite like Gilbert & Sullivan.
But only if you're paid up on your dues.
(Send a SASE to James "Kibo" Parry, c/o Harvard University, Boston, USA)
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Chihuahua Gilliam Fnordling-5 (with an umlaut over it) Grub
cha...@mactyre.net.ack (Chihuahua Gilliam Fnordling-5 (with an umlaut
over it) Grub) gurbled like so many unfortunate tangerines on Thu, 07
May 1998 11:19:02 GMT:
>ki...@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) gurbled like so many
>unfortunate tangerines on Thu, 7 May 1998 07:40:36 GMT:
>
>> CONDEMNED BY KIBO ------ Kibo drives up to your house with
>> a perfectly square 16x16 bulldozer
>> and your house goes "poof!" and property
>> values go up once he puts in that round
>> skyscraper with a "C" on top. They he
>> ^^^^
>> embezzles thousands of dollars by
>> typing "M-O-N-E-Y" and sets Godzilla lose.
> ^^^^
>And what do I get for pointing out Kibonian typos?
'Coz there were two... I've pointed them out for everone's
inconvenience.
I get, like, a swift kick in the ass, right? And then I get scorn and
dismay for years to come, correct?
Awww, man... Maybe I should be so quick to point 'em out, then...
Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity...
...this is Chihu, signing off.
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Chihuahua Gilliam Fnordling-5 (with an umlaut over it) Grub
tom...@umich.edu (Thomas R Scudder) gurbled like so many unfortunate
tangerines on Thu, 07 May 1998 13:22:58 GMT:
>Chihuahua Gilliam Fnordling-5 (with an umlaut over it) Grub (cha...@mactyre.net.ack) asieoniezi:
>: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait a sec... so SimCity references are
>: allowed? What about SimAnt refs? How about references to the alleged
>: SimLoungeSinger or SimArgonaut?
>
>Duh. You're Allowed. You can make references to ANYTHING, even lame-ass
>shite like Gilbert & Sullivan.
To that, I answer: "PORK!"
Folks who think they know it all bug those of us who do...
...this is Chihu, signing off.
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Chihuahua Gilliam Fnordling-5 (with an umlaut over it) Grub
cha...@mactyre.net.ack (Chihuahua Gilliam Fnordling-5 (with an umlaut
over it) Grub) gurbled yet again like so many unfortunate tangerines
on Thu, 07 May 1998 13:32:35 GMT:
>cha...@mactyre.net.ack (Chihuahua Gilliam Fnordling-5 (with an umlaut
>over it) Grub) gurbled like so many unfortunate tangerines on Thu, 07
>May 1998 11:19:02 GMT:
>
>>ki...@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) gurbled like so many
>>unfortunate tangerines on Thu, 7 May 1998 07:40:36 GMT:
>>
>>> CONDEMNED BY KIBO ------ Kibo drives up to your house with
>>> skyscraper with a "C" on top. They he
>>> ^^^^
>>> embezzles thousands of dollars by
>>> typing "M-O-N-E-Y" and sets Godzilla lose.
>> ^^^^
>>And what do I get for pointing out Kibonian typos?
>
>'Coz there were two... I've pointed them out for everone's
>inconvenience.
>
>I get, like, a swift kick in the ass, right? And then I get scorn and
>dismay for years to come, correct?
>
>Awww, man... Maybe I should be so quick to point 'em out, then...
> ^^^^^^
Proof: I suck.
I'm going to bed now so I can wake up to the impending ridicule...
About to fall asleeppppppppppppp..........................
...this is Chihu, signing off.
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K.M. Mennie wrote:
>
> I woke up around four thirty yesterday morning with that unpleasant cold
> sweat you only get from overly lucid dreams. You know: it takes a second
> or two to realize it was only a dream, then you get up and play with the
> thermostat, and abuse Benson and Hedges and Valium until you can fall back
> into a less-than-deep sleep.
>
> be ladylike here -- _involving Kibo_.
>
That's it. I'm going to put aluminum siding on my pretty house. I'm
going to wear aluminum foil everything for the rest of my life. I
will NOT be a victim of the Hivemind. I can't take this anymore!!!
See... I had the very same thing happen to me this morning. This is
no joke.
Of course... it could merely be anxiety over grades being due tomorrow
for my classes and a project deadline as well.
Kibo please give me back my brane. It might not be worth much to
-some- but I am fond of it. Thank you.
Rhianna
--
"All I can say is, I will do everything within my power to ensure this
day does NOT end with me standing shirtless at a busy intersection,
holding a jug of toxic waste material and speaking in tongues."
--Sean Smith (smt...@bcvms.bc.edu)
Leah Verre
On Thu, 07 May 1998 13:57:29 GMT, Rhianna <rhi...@bee.net> wrote:
>
>That's it. I'm going to put aluminum siding on my pretty house. I'm
I just wanted you to know that I read this as "I'm going to have an
aluminum sliding party".
So now I'm hoping someone out there will have an aluminum sliding
party. Of course I'm hoping (dreaming??) that i will be invited to
said party.
If you let me come, I promise not to bring lard.
Love,
Leah
B. Chas Parisher
I have no joke here, I just wanted to quote Leah out of context.
Carry on!
--B. Chas Parisher
Leah Verre
On Thu, 7 May 1998 20:11:35 GMT, ba...@netcom.com (B. Chas Parisher)
wrote:
Stoopit Chas! You go SQUISH now!
Love, Leah
James Kibo Parry
le...@humongous.com (Leah Verre) wrote:
>
> > Rhianna <rhi...@bee.net> wrote:
> >
> > That's it. I'm going to put aluminum siding on my pretty house.
>
> aluminum sliding party".
>
> So now I'm hoping someone out there will have an aluminum sliding
> party. Of course I'm hoping (dreaming??) that i will be invited to
> said party.
1. All party guests must make their costume out of one square yard,
or less, of aluminum siding.
2. Costumes must be attached with only one pop rivet, preferably a
flimsy plastic one. A Bedazzler stud is considered a flimsy plastic one.
3. No costumes may be removed before midnight.
4. At midnight, all partygoers' costumes will be removed (in height order)
by the Mechanical Costume Separator machine in the Animal 57 room.
> If you let me come, I promise not to bring lard.
5. Costumes must only be lubricated with mineral oil, Vaseline,
castor oil, lard, or other lubricants which dissolve latex. Also,
for the duration of the party, lard is kosher. VERY kosher.
> Love,
> Leah
Exxes and Ohs,
-- K.
X's are hugs and O's are kisses, so Q's
are French kisses, right? What's a W?
Dag ]gren FYSI
Leah Verre (le...@humongous.com) wrote:
> On Thu, 07 May 1998 13:57:29 GMT, Rhianna <rhi...@bee.net> wrote:
> >That's it. I'm going to put aluminum siding on my pretty house. I'm
> I just wanted you to know that I read this as "I'm going to have an
> aluminum sliding party".
I, OTOH, read it as "aluminium siding panty hose".
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James Kibo Parry
dag...@abo.fi wrote:
>
> Leah Verre (le...@humongous.com) wrote:
> >
> > Rhianna <rhi...@bee.net> wrote:
> > >
> > > That's it. I'm going to put aluminum siding on my pretty house.
> >
> > aluminum sliding party".
>
> I, OTOH, read it as "aluminium siding panty hose".
That is a ridiculous claim. Do you really think we're going to believe
that you're Aleister Crowley? I bet you don't even know how to tie
worms in knots to make it rain, or which orientation of a pentagram is
the MOST chaotic. (Hint: it's something-seven degrees.) And you've probably
never even _heard_ of "Masterpiece Theatre", let alone sacrificed a
sheep during the opening credits while the camera pans over the
shelf of hundreds of copies of the Necronomicon.
I will Charles Schulz would draw Necronomicomics. They'd go like this:
(panel 1)
CHARLIE BROWN: Ever time I try to light the candles at all five corners
of this pentagram I drew, Lucy knocks them down! This time I'll trick
her. I'll light them from behind this tree, with my flamethrower!
(panel 2)
Hundreds of old kites fall out of the tree and hit him on the head.
They go "WUMP!!!" and two asterisks come out of the two lobes of his brain.
(panel 3)
CHARLIE BROWN: AUGH!! RATS! (He kicks the flamethrower out of frame.)
(panel 4)
SNOOPY (holding the flamethrower): I want a chocolate chip cookie.
There's more, but at this point it gets too wiggly to read.
(Just think, in five years, Woodstock's dialogue will be the LEAST illegible!)
-- K.
Woodstock sez a dirty word:
|||| || |||| ||| |||||| || ---- ||| ||||!!
James Kibo Parry
ki...@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) wrote:
>
> Dag ]gren FYSI (dag...@abo.fi) wrote:
> >
> > I, OTOH, read it as "aluminium siding panty hose".
>
> That is a ridiculous claim.
I apologize for forgetting to make fun of your Freudian underwear.
Incidentally, we need to invent a concise, cogent, crispy term for
the act of reading some phrase as a different phrase which is invariable
both more surreal and more entertaining.
I suggest "Kibological slip", because, let's face it, I'm as cool
as Sigmund Freud except for these minor differences:
1.) I never played a game of Master Mind against Sherlock Holmes.
2.) He's dead.
But "Kibological slip" just doesn't do it. I would prefer a single-word
term. Something like "I wackyparsed that as..." or "I incorrgrept you."
Maybe if we can't think of one I'll dig up Lewis Carroll and pack him
in a folding suitcase until he comes up with a better portmanteau word.
-- K.
Founder of Freudianetics.
P.S. There's a one-letter portmanteau
word hidden somewhere in this post.
Chihuahua Gilliam Fnordling-5 (with an umlaut over it) Grub
>ki...@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) wrote:
>>
>> Dag ]gren FYSI (dag...@abo.fi) wrote:
>> >
>> > I, OTOH, read it as "aluminium siding panty hose".
>>
>> That is a ridiculous claim.
>
>I apologize for forgetting to make fun of your Freudian underwear.
>
>Incidentally, we need to invent a concise, cogent, crispy term for
>the act of reading some phrase as a different phrase which is invariable
>both more surreal and more entertaining.
SCIMONOGRED!!! I SCIMONOGRED YOU!!!
Hell, I love that word... I gotta plug it, even if no one *does*
listen to me...
About to fall asleeppppppppppppp..........................
...this is Chihu, signing off.
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K.M. Mennie wrote:
>
> I woke up around four thirty yesterday morning with that unpleasant cold
> sweat you only get from overly lucid dreams. You know: it takes a second
> or two to realize it was only a dream, then you get up and play with the
> thermostat, and abuse Benson and Hedges and Valium until you can fall back
> into a less-than-deep sleep.
>
> What I had last night was a dream _of a prurient nature_ -- I am trying to
> be ladylike here -- _involving Kibo_.
Iiiiiee, how disgusting, you are a prevert. Nah, not the dream of a prurient
nature ivolving Kibo. But then getting up and playing with the thermostat ...
I think that comes very close to blasphemy, too, even in kibology, that
substituting your subconcious lust for leader Kibo with playing with the
thermostat; reading a.r.k is the appropriate thing to do.
>
> I'm not sure if never having met Kibo redeems me or condemns me here.
--
Martin Honnen
I condemn her; Oh great hivemind make sure she will be haunted every night
by dreams of a purulent nature involving R. Hubbard.
Jeremy W. Burgeson
ki...@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) wrote:
>Incidentally, we need to invent a concise, cogent, crispy term for
>the act of reading some phrase as a different phrase which is invariable
>both more surreal and more entertaining.
I have always used the word "craunch." I pulled it from
"to craunch a marmoset" from the phrase book _English as
She Is Spoke_. I don't have an ISBN, but I hear it is one
of the best guides to speaking conversational English there
is.
Jeremy
Bill Newcomb
>You need to adjust the controls on your Hivemind receiver.
>
>You need to turn your SEXUAL FRUSTRATION setting down.
>
>When I'm single, I turn mine all the way up to 10.
"Wouldn't it just be easier to make it so that 10 is a bit higher than
it used to be?"
"These go to 11."
--
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B. Chas Parisher
James "Kibo" Parry <ki...@world.std.com> wrote:
>Incidentally, we need to invent a concise, cogent, crispy term for
>the act of reading some phrase as a different phrase which is invariable
>both more surreal and more entertaining.
[snip]
>I would prefer a single-word
>term. Something like "I wackyparsed that as..." or "I incorrgrept you."
I know you used the term as something thrown away, but I kinda like
wackyparse. It's short-simple gets to the point douple-plus-quick.
--B. Chas "Off to write a wackyparse.pl script..." Parisher
Brian JARAI Chase
In article <kibo-08059...@kibo.std.com>,
James "Kibo" Parry <ki...@world.std.com> wrote:
> -- K.
>
> Woodstock sez a dirty word:
> |||| || |||| ||| |||||| || ---- ||| ||||!!
Woodstock speaks in postal bar-codes.
-jarai.
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James Kibo Parry
> > both more surreal and more entertaining.
> > I would prefer a single-word term. Something like "I wackyparsed that
> > as..." or "I incorrgrept you."
>
> I know you used the term as something thrown away, but I kinda like
> wackyparse. It's short-simple gets to the point douple-plus-quick.
If people start calling those "douple-plusses" I'm gonna hit you.
-- K.
I'D WACKYPARSE
THAT FOR A DOLLAR!
Felix The Cat
Ouch. My brain hurts. You people are even more cryptic than I
am. How am I ever going to decode your language if you keep
making up words to suit your needs? Damn your snagglepritic
ways!
Cara O'Donnell
James "Kibo" Parry <ki...@world.std.com> wrote :
> Woodstock sez a dirty word:
> |||| || |||| ||| |||||| || ---- |||
||||!!
You have inadvertently posted the Safeway bar code for "yucca root." The
currect cost is seventy-nine cents. Thank you.
Darla
--- have a nice day.
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Zen Bitz
> > >
> > > I, OTOH, read it as "aluminium siding panty hose".
> >
> > That is a ridiculous claim.
>
> I apologize for forgetting to make fun of your Freudian underwear.
>
> both more surreal and more entertaining.
>
> as Sigmund Freud except for these minor differences:
>
> 1.) I never played a game of Master Mind against Sherlock Holmes.
>
> 2.) He's dead.
>
> term. Something like "I wackyparsed that as..." or "I incorrgrept you."
"Forkered" - as in opposite of "Spoonered".
Besides it's auto-referential, as people will immediatlely
Forker the word Forker as Fucker.
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Dag ]gren FYSI
James "Kibo" Parry (ki...@world.std.com) wrote:
> Incidentally, we need to invent a concise, cogent, crispy term for
> the act of reading some phrase as a different phrase which is invariable
> both more surreal and more entertaining.
> I suggest "Kibological slip", because, let's face it, I'm as cool
> as Sigmund Freud except for these minor differences:
> term. Something like "I wackyparsed that as..." or "I incorrgrept you."
I like "Kibological slip". Then we could pretend we're all intellectual
or something.
MKA
> > ki...@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) wrote:
> > Incidentally, we need to invent a concise, cogent, crispy term for
> > the act of reading some phrase as a different phrase which is invariable
> > both more surreal and more entertaining.
> >
> > I suggest "Kibological slip", because, let's face it, I'm as cool
> > as Sigmund Freud except for these minor differences:
> >
> >
> > 2.) He's dead.
> >
> > term. Something like "I wackyparsed that as..." or "I incorrgrept you."
>
>
> Besides it's auto-referential, as people will immediatlely
> Forker the word Forker as Fucker.
>
Kibbled. "I'm sorry I kibbled that as . . .;" "I'm sorry, what about pet food?"
stare master
In article <kibo-10059...@ppp0a001.std.com>,
It's not just great, it's Dopplerrific!
rone
NININININININIIIIYooowowowowowowowow
--
fuck, i'm so fucking full of angst i think i'll go read generation x so many
times i have it memorized and it just oozes out of my pores like so much of
the empty pseudophilosphy and religion i willingly embrace and espouse to my
peers and mentors. - Patrick J. Finerty <zi...@zifi.genetics.utah.edu>
stare master
In article <kibo-09059...@ppp0a012.std.com>,
>as Sigmund Freud except for these minor differences:
>1.) I never played a game of Master Mind against Sherlock Holmes.
>2.) He's dead.
>Maybe if we can't think of one I'll dig up Lewis Carroll and pack him
>in a folding suitcase until he comes up with a better portmanteau word.
Not until they let Kay LePortmanteau out of prison.
rone
M. Otis Beard
Chihuahua Gilliam Fnordling-5 (with an umlaut over it) Grub wrote:
>
> I get, like, a swift kick in the ass, right? And then I get scorn and
> dismay for years to come, correct?
Yes, but only if you continue using that horrible .sig.
-M. Otis Beard
M. Otis Beard
James Kibo Parry wrote:
>
> Incidentally, we need to invent a concise, cogent, crispy term for
> the act of reading some phrase as a different phrase which is invariable
> both more surreal and more entertaining.
>
> as Sigmund Freud except for these minor differences:
>
> 1.) I never played a game of Master Mind against Sherlock Holmes.
>
> 2.) He's dead.
3.) You hardly ever stubbornly clamp cigars into your rubberized
prosthetic post-cancerous jaw.
4.) You've never whizzed on the floor of Mom and Pop Freud's bedroom
while they were <NEWLYWED GAME>making whoopie</NEWLYWED GAME>.
5.) Jung has never pooped all over your pet theories.
> But "Kibological slip" just doesn't do it. I would prefer a single-word
> term. Something like "I wackyparsed that as..." or "I incorrgrept you."
"I justacigared that as. . ."
-M. Otis Beard