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* MARRIED WITH CHILDREN *
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P R O G R A M G U I D E

by Dean Adams

{dna...@nyx.net}
www.nyx.net/~dnadams

(December, 1997)

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** NINTH SEASON EPISODES (1994-95) **

Regular cast:

Ed O'Neill .......................... Al Bundy
Katey Sagal ......................... Peggy Bundy
Amanda Bearse ....................... Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy
Christina Applegate ................. Kelly Bundy
David Faustino ...................... Bud Bundy
Ted McGinley ........................ Jefferson D'Arcy
Buck the Dog ........................ Buck

Production staff:

Co-Producer ......................... David Castro
Michael Greenspon

Producer ............................ Larry Jacobson
John Maxwell Anderson

Supervising Producer ................ Stacie Lipp
Co-Executive Producer ............... Richard Gurman
Kim Weiskopf

Executive Producer .................. Michael G. Moye
Katherine Green

Creative Consultant ................. Ralph Farquhar
Russell Marcus

Story Editor ........................ Alison Taylor
Dog Trainer ......................... Steven Ritt
Director (primary) .................. Gerry Cohen

184. 09/04/94 "SHOEWAY TO HEAVEN" (901)
Teleplay: Nancy Steen, Story: Carl Studebaker / Gerry Cohen

In the ninth-season opener, nostalgia brings fortune to Al and
Jefferson after they stumble upon a crate of fashionable shoes
from the 70's. Meanwhile, exotic-insect bites force Kelly to
always tell the truth. [Note: Katey Sagal was on maternity
leave and only appears by "phone"; the end credits contain
the following message: "In Loving Memory of James Maura"]

Dominique ................... Tawny Kitaen
Billy Ray Wetnap ............ John Bloom
Shoemaker ................... Richard Stahl
Woman #1 .................... Barbara Sammeth
Woman #2 .................... Jodi Taffel
Woman #3 .................... Rosie Taravella
TV Announcer ................ John O'Connell
herself ..................... Terry Murphy

185. 09/11/94 "DRIVING MR. BOONDY" (902)
Donald Beck / Gerry Cohen

Bud is Al's driving examiner when dad goes to renew his license;
Marcy gets Kelly a job at the bank after Jefferson's advice loses
Kelly her job as 'The Verminator'. [Note: new opening credits]

Mr. Blithers ................ Oliver Muirhead
Heidi ....................... Nicole Nagel
Ahmed ....................... Isa Totah
Bank President .............. Greg Callahan
Test Examiner ............... Jeffrey Winner
Man ......................... Wesley Leong
DVS Woman ................... Deborah Lee Hall
Bank Customer ............... Gene Steichen

186. 09/18/94 "KELLY BREAKS OUT" (903)
Larry Jacobson / Gerry Cohen

Kelly is hired as the spokesmodel for a new beer only to realize that
her career isn't the only thing "breaking out" when a zit might just
cancel her first commercial, unless Uncle Sticky's pimple potion comes
to the rescue.

Stage Manager ............... Michael F. Clarke
Director .................... Clio Augusto
Chinese Actor ............... Dennis Phun
Cameraman #1 ................ Don Brunner
Lola ........................ Dot Jones

187. 09/25/94 "NAUGHTY BUT NIECE" (904)
David Castro / Gerry Cohen

Bud's intense studying for a scholarship exam makes him periodically
nod off. So is his passionate encounter with Marcy's niece a dream
or is it for real?

Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester
Amber ....................... Juliet Tablak
Cherise ..................... Heather Paige Kent
Genghis ..................... Joseph Reitman
Breezy ...................... Kirsten Holmquist

188. 10/02/94 "BUSINESS SUCKS (part 1)" (905)
Richard Gurman / Gerry Cohen

Marcy leads a protest after Al banishes a shoe-store customer for
nursing her baby. This prompts a counter-protest by NO MA'AM.
Meanwhile, train accidents delay Peggy's return home.
[Note: Peggy returns at the end of this episode; end credits
say "To be continued, Same Bundy Time, Same Bundy Channel"]

Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester
Miranda Cardinal ............ Teresa Parente
Wendell ..................... Jack Riley
Rebecca ..................... Cynthia Steele
Sylvia ...................... Jean Spiegle Howard
Lucille ..................... Gretchen Palmer
Connie ...................... Terri J. Vaughn
Eartha ...................... Annie O'Donnell
Bob Rooney .................. E.E. Bell
Dot ......................... Dot Jones
Poindexter .................. David J. Poindexter
Sadie ....................... Rachel Winfree
Butcher...................... Joe Costanza

189. 10/09/94 "BUSINESS STILL SUCKS (part 2)" (906)
Stacie Lipp / Gerry Cohen

Conclusion. Al concocts a plan to rid the store of nursing
mothers, but will it hold up when the owner arrives?

Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester
Gary ........................ Janet Carroll
Officer Dan ................. Dan Tullis, Jr.
Miranda Cardinal ............ Teresa Parente
Bob Rooney .................. E.E. Bell
Marge ....................... Mary-Pat Green
Poindexter .................. David J. Poindexter
Rebecca ..................... Cynthia Steele
Helga ....................... Marla Cotovsky
Dot ......................... Dot Jones

190. 10/16/94 "DIAL B FOR VIRGIN" (907)
Wayne Kline / Amanda Bearse

Bud's community-service assignment is the one he's least suited for:
counseling virgins on the brink of temptation. Meanwhile, Al and Peg
go to the video store. [Note: a "Dutch" poster is on the wall
in the store; the following x-rated film titles are given:
Schindler's Lust, Joy Slut Club, Forrest Hump, Mrs. Assfire,
Booty and the Beast, Silence of the Loins]

Esther ...................... Monica Creel
Miss Hardaway ............... Beverly Archer
Judy ........................ Rhonda Aldrich
Security Guard .............. Phill Lodwick
Clerk ....................... Bodhi Pine Elfman

191. 10/23/94 "SLEEPLESS IN CHICAGO" (908)
Katherine Green / Katherine Green

Jefferson learns the Barbie doll he's bought for Marcy is worth a small
fortune, so he asks Al for a big favor: sleep next to Marcy while he
trades dolls. In exchange, Al gets to keep a prized first edition
copy of "Big Un's".

Amber ....................... Juliet Tablak
Barbiephile ................. Allan Trautman
Auctioneer .................. Kenneth Danziger

192. 11/06/94 "NO POT TO PEASE IN" (909)
John Glenn Houston / Gerry Cohen

Kelly's rejected for a sitcom role, but her description of her
family inspires the producer to change the show into a reflection
of Bundy life. [Note: end credits feature a photo of the Bundy's
with their TV counterparts from this episode]

Ronald N. Michaels........... George Wyner
Patty ....................... Lisa Kaseman
Mel ......................... Richard Kelly Young
Lou ......................... Steve Hack
Ben ......................... Bruce Fine
Maria ....................... Jennifer Massey
Security Guard .............. J.J. Johnston
Washington .................. Mark Barriere
Woman #1 .................... Rochelle Swanson
Woman #2 .................... Amber Van Lent
Carrie ...................... Alexandra Ann McLeod

193. 11/13/94 "DUD BOWL" (910)
Kim Weiskopf / Gerry Cohen

Al is turned into to a tackling dummy when his big mouth brings on
a grudge football match between Polk High and their old rival team.

himself ..................... John S. Reynolds
himself ..................... Bubba Smith
himself ..................... Ken Stabler
himself ..................... Lawrence Taylor
Bob Rooney .................. E.E. Bell
Jack Franklin ............... Stan Ivar
Thad ........................ Drew Pillsbury
Rodent ...................... Dean Norris
Speedy ...................... Chuck Lefever
Cigarette Girl .............. Hillary Davis
Samuel ...................... Darryl Henriques
Bartender ................... Michael Leopard
Mrs. Bubba Smith ............ Michelle Harrell
Mrs. Taylor ................. Dawn Reed

194. 11/27/94 "A MAN FOR NO SEASONS" (911)
Kim Weiskopf / Amanda Bearse

In response to the strike, Al and NO MA'AM help to organize
a "working man's" baseball league -- sponsored by nudie bars.

Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester
himself ..................... Mike Piazza
himself ..................... Bret Saberhagen
himself ..................... Danny Tartabull
himself ..................... Frank Thomas
himself ..................... Dave Winfield
himself ..................... Joe Morgan
Bob Rooney .................. E.E. Bell
Officer Dan ................. Dan Tullis, Jr.
Sticky ...................... Pat Millicano
Ike ......................... Tom McCleister
Akbar ....................... Shaun Tour

195. 12/11/94 "I WANT MY PSYCHO DAD (part 1)" (913)
Barry Gold / Gerry Cohen

Al leads his men's group NO MA'AM in a protest against the
cancellation of his favorite TV show "Psycho Dad".

Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester
Bob Rooney .................. E.E. Bell
Officer Dan ................. Dan Tullis, Jr.
Ike ......................... Tom McCleister
Psycho Dad .................. Andrew Prine
Miranda Cardinal ............ Teresa Parente
Cameraman ................... Bill Lee Brown

196. 12/18/94 "I WANT MY PSYCHO DAD: SECOND BLOOD (part 2)" (914)
David Castro / Gerry Cohen

Conclusion. Thanks to Jefferson's pull, Al gets to address the
U.S. Senate about having "Psycho Dad" put back on the air.

Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester
Bob Rooney .................. E.E. Bell
Officer Dan ................. Dan Tullis, Jr.
Ike ......................... Tom McCleister
Pam ......................... T.C. Warner
Geronimo .................... Barry Wiggins
Chopper ..................... Michael Philip
Tom ......................... Joseph Reitman
Senator Furman .............. J. Patrick McCormack

197. 01/08/95 "THE NAKED AND THE DEAD, BUT MOSTLY THE NAKED" (912)
Michael G. Moye / Sam W. Orender

To check out their husband's claim of "totally innocent fun",
Peggy and her friends accompany their husbands to the nudie bar.
Meanwhile, Kelly lands a part in a weight-loss commercial.

Charlie ..................... Shabaka Barry Henly
Helen ....................... Jo Anne Hart
Bob Rooney .................. E.E. Bell
Ike ......................... Tom McCleister
Mark ........................ Leland Orser
Louise ...................... Alix Elias
Frannie ..................... Carol Ann Susi
Brandi ...................... Brandy Sanders
Peter ....................... Michael Caldwell
Mai Lin ..................... Fumi Shishino
Rocki Mountains ............. Letha Weapons
Iqbal ....................... Iqbal Theba
Diane ....................... Judy Carmen
Stage Manager ............... Kevin Schon

198. 01/15/95 "KELLY TAKES A SHOT" (915) [01/06/05]
Al Aidekman / Amanda Bearse

Bud helps Kelly to audition for a part in a commercial.
Meanwhile, Al battles a bird keeping him awake at night.

Amber ....................... Juliet Tablak
Fryer Tuck .................. Dion Anderson
Beth ........................ Katherine Olsen

199. 02/05/95 "GET THE DODGE OUT OF HELL" (917) [01/20/95]
Larry Jacobson / Gerry Cohen

Al's Dodge mysteriously disappears during a trip to the car wash.
Just as mysteriously, Steve Rhoades makes a return appearance.
[Note: this episode ended with the on-screen caption:
"For Your Emmy Consideration, Thank You Very Much"
Following this episode was the special "The Best of
Bundy: Married... With Children's 200th Episode"]

Steve Rhodes ................ David Garrison
Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester
Mikey ....................... Michael Faustino*
Employee #1 ................. Ian Gomez
Employee #2 ................. Rick Batalla
Mr. D'Player................. Pierre Gonneau

200. 02/12/95 "25 YEARS AND WHAT HAVE YOU GOT?" (918) [02/03/95]
Donald Beck / Sam W. Orender

Al is in trouble when Buck buries Peg's anniversary gift
in the backyard. [Note: this episode was also listed
with the title "25 YEARS AND WHAT DO YOU GET"]

Dave ........................ Marty Rackham
Chance ...................... David Drumond
Sven ........................ John Robert Lafleur

201. 02/19/95 "SHIP HAPPENS (part 1)" (919) [02/10/95]
Michele Wolff / Gerry Cohen

The Bundy's and the D'Arcy's hit the high seas
when Peggy wins a Caribbean cruise.

himself ..................... Wolfman Jack
Gretchen .................... Lisa Stahl
Julie ....................... Mary Garripoli

202. 02/26/95 "SHIP HAPPENS (part 2)" (920)
Katherine Green / Gerry Cohen

Conclusion. The Bundy's vacation cruise takes a turn for
the worst when their ship (the Sea Dodge) sinks.

himself ..................... Gilbert Gottfried
Miranda Cardinal ............ Teresa Parente
Joy ......................... Hannah Eckstein
Reporter #1 ................. Leilani Jones Wilmore
Reporter #2 ................. Keith Sellon-Wright
Reporter #3 ................. Kevin McBride
Reporter #4 ................. Melissa Chan
Reporter #5 ................. Scott Hartman

203. 03/12/95 "SOMETHING LARRY THIS WAY COMES" (916) [01/13/95]
Alison Taylor / Amanda Bearse

Kelly gets a big break at the Larry Storch School of Acting, but
when Gary knocks out Larry Storch, Al must come to her rescue.

himself ..................... Larry Storch
Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester
Gary ........................ Janet Carroll
Woman ....................... Lynn Ann Leveridge

204. 03/26/95 "AND BINGO WAS HER GAME-O?" (921) [02/24/95]
Laurie Lee-Goss & Garry Bowren / Gerry Cohen

Peggy wins ten thousand dollars at a big bingo tournament.
Meanwhile, and Al and the "NO-MAAM" club spend the night
choosing a new official beer.

Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester
Bob Rooney .................. E.E. Bell
Ceil ........................ Jean Speegle Howard
Ike ......................... Tom McCleister
Mullen ...................... Clint Howard
Babs ........................ Rusty Schwimmer
Elmo ........................ Peter Spellos
Abdula ...................... Vick Sabitjian
Bingo Caller ................ Pat Crawford Brown
impersonations .............. Julia Kato

205. 04/09/95 "USER FRIENDLY" (923) [03/10/95]
Russell Marcus / Sam W. Orender

Bud gets hooked on a virtual reality sex experiment, while Al becomes
obsessed with an electrical switch that has an unknown function.

Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester
Amber ....................... Juliet Tablak
Bob Rooney .................. E.E. Bell
Dr. Kessler ................. J.D. Cullum
Sandy ....................... Elaine Hendrix
Bruno ....................... John Kendall

206. 04/30/95 "PUMP FICTION" (925)
Kim Weiskopf & David Castro / Gerry Cohen

When Kelly and Al collaborate in making a movie about shoes (titled
"SHEOS"), for Kelly's acting class, they win a grant of ten thousand
dollars from the National Endowment of the Arts to make another film.
[Note: this episode was followed by the "My Favorite Married" special]

Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester
Bob Rooney .................. E.E. Bell
Ike ......................... Tom McCleister
Marshall .................... Tom Henschel
Devin ....................... Miles Arreola
Gwen ........................ Jennifer Echols
Colleen ..................... Shae Marks
Babette ..................... Wanda Acuna
Eileen ...................... Vene Lynn Arcoraci
Darlene ..................... Dawn Radenbaugh
Alderman .................... Mark Voland
Justine ..................... Elisha Choice

207. 05/07/95 "RADIO FREE TRUMAINE" (926R) [04/07/95]
Richard Gurman & Stacie Lipp / Gerry Cohen

On WHIP Radio, the campus station at the college Bud attends, Oliver Cole
and Mark Campbell host several hours of unconventional and overlooked
programming. After a probing interview divulging the past of Trumaine's
Dean of Students, Steve Rhodes, both Oliver and Mark are kicked off the
airwaves and out of school. To get revenge on her ex-husband, Marcy D'Arcy
leads a feeble on-air protest against their expulsion. The protest does not
attract much attention, but when Bud's desperate attempt to steal the
affections of April away from Nickolai, a ruggedly handsome basketball
star is broadcast over the station, "Hot Talk With April" is born, the
station --and Mark and Oliver-- become popular and Dean Rhodes allows
them to stay at Trumaine and on WHIP Radio. [Note: this episode was the
second new series pilot broadcast as an episode of Married With Children]

Steve Rhodes ................ David Garrison
Oliver ...................... Eric Dane
Mark ........................ Andrew Kavovit
Nickolai .................... Timothy Elwell
April ....................... Keri Russell
Stoner ...................... Joseph D. Reitman

208. 05/14/95 "SHOELESS AL" (924)
Bootsie / Amanda Bearse

An insurance agent is assigned to make sure Al is afraid to wear shoes
to corroborate his law suit agianst the mall that claims he is afraid
of shoes after being tied up by burglers at work. However he must decide
between the money from the settlement or winning the bowling championship
when he is not allowed to bowl barefoot.

Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester
Bob Rooney .................. E.E. Bell
Mary-Pat .................... Mary-Pat Green
Leslie Baum ................. Charlie Dell
Milt ........................ Michael Rothhaar
Brenda ...................... Susan Varon
Marv ........................ Mike Finneran

209. 05/21/95 "THE UNDERGRADUATE" (922) [03/03/95]
Fran E. Kaufer / Amanda Bearse

Kelly's 12 year-old secret admirer bribes her into escorting
him to his junior prom.

Robby ....................... Noah Segan
Stitch ...................... William Gallo
Mr. Bennett ................. Harry S. Murphy
Principal ................... Damien Leake
Tommy ....................... Christopher Miranda
Refreshment Guy ............. Brad Parker
Megan ....................... Lynsey Bartilson
Jenny ....................... Jessica Smith
Julie ....................... Krystin Moore
Delivery Man ................ Bert L. Cook
Donald ...................... Matt Zusser

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** TENTH SEASON EPISODES (1995-96) **

Regular cast:

Production staff:

Executive Creative Consultant ....... Michael G. Moye
Supervising Producer ................ Russell Marcus
Co-Executive Producer ............... Stacie Lipp

Executive Producer .................. Richard Gurman
Kim Weiskopf

Co-Producer ......................... Michael Greenspon
Producer ............................ John Maxwell Anderson
Consulting Producer ................. Jim Herzfeld
Calvin Brown, Jr.

Dog Trainer ......................... Steven Ritt
Director (primary) .................. Gerry Cohen

210. 09/17/95 "GUESS WHO'S COMING TO BREAKFAST, LUNCH AND DINNER" (1002)
Russell Marcus / Gerry Cohen

Bud finally decides to move out of the house and converts the basement
into his love palace. But his old bedroom doesn't stay vacant for long
when Peggy's parents split up, sending her gargantuan mother fleeing to
Chicago to take up residence with the Bundys, much to Al's horror. Seeing
the only possible solution, a miserable Al ventures to Wanker County with
the hope of convincing Peg's father Ephraim to make up with his wife.

Ephraim Wanker .............. Tim Conway
Jamie ....................... Jennifer Aspen
Peg's Mom (V.O.) ............ Kathleen Freeman
Twichy ...................... Eric Floyd
Clyde ....................... Gunther Jensen

211. 09/24/95 "A SHOE ROOM WITH A VIEW" (1001) [08/18/95]
Richard Gurman & Stacie Lipp / Gerry Cohen

Al convinces his boss Gary to open an aerobics studio next to the shoe
store thinking it will attract beautiful women to the mall. However,
his grand plan backfires upon discovering the studio caters to those
who are "calorically challenged". To solve the problem, Al, with the
help of Kelly, persuades Gary to hire Latino hunk Ramon to teach classes
in an effort to attract a more desirable clientele.

Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester
Gary ........................ Janet Carroll
Bob Rooney .................. E.E. Bell
Ike ......................... Tom McCleister
Ramon ....................... Marco Sanchez
Matilda ..................... Dancia Sheridan
Cynthia ..................... Jennifer Echols
Arlene ...................... Sonya Eddy
Rebecca ..................... Jami Music
Melissa ..................... Meilani Paul
Taylor ...................... Marci Brickhouse
Chantal ..................... Shana Wall
Sally ....................... Maureen Costa

212. 10/01/95 "REQUIEM FOR A DEAD BRIARD" (1003) [09/01/95]
Michael Moye / Gerry Cohen

As the Bundys return from Buck's funeral, we cut to Heaven's Gate where
Buck waits for entry. He believes that due to his pathetic life, his
spirit will be reassigned. Meanwhile, the family tries to console Kelly
by bringing her new pets and holding a seance to contact Buck. When a
Cocker Spaniel puppy shows up at the house, we realize (to Buck's dismay)
that he has been reassigned to the Bundys in the form of the puppy.
This episode ends with the following message on the screen:
"Dedicated to Buck the Dog who with this episode begins a
well earned retirement and hopefully a nice gig at stud.
We'll miss you, Buddy, lift a leg. -The Producers."
[Note: the end credits are over a picture of Buck]

Father Guido Sarducci ....... Don Novello
Peg's Mom ................... Kathleen Freeman
Felix D. Katt/Mouse Lawyer .. Kevin Schon
Voice of Tweety and Bailiff . Roger Rose
Thomas ...................... Ben Stein

213. 10/08/95 "REVEREND AL" (1004) [09/08/95]
Kim Weiskopf / Gerry Cohen

Al and the NO MA'AM guys decide to form the "Church of NO MA'AM" in
order to avoid paying beer tax. The movement gains momentum and Al
becomes a televangelist preaching the NO MA'AM way of life. Marcy
breaks into the studio during a taping and exposes Al as a fraud with
a videotape of him taking Peg to a nice dinner, the theater and a motel.
[Note: this episode has new 10th season opening credits, featuring
Lucky the Dog]

Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester
Bob Rooney .................. E.E. Bell
Ike ......................... Tom McCleister
Miranda Cardinal ............ Teresa Parente
Sticky ...................... Benjamin Lum
Splib ....................... Andrew Craig
Mail Carrier ................ Robb Skyler
Dot ......................... Dot Jones
Congregation Member ......... Harvy Blanks
Archimedes .................. Peter Hughes
Halla ....................... Lisa Marie Scott
Luyah ....................... Jeanine Michelle

214. 10/15/95 "HOW BLEEN WAS MY KELLY" (1005)
Daniel O'Keefe / Amanda Bearse

Kelly is researching to play the part of a scientist and discovers a
new color "bleen", (a cross between blood and green) when she mixes
some chemicals together. She brings the mixture home and Al discovers
that Bleen grows hair, but it also has a terrible side effect.

Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester
Bob Rooney .................. E.E. Bell
Ike ......................... Tom McCleister
Scientist ................... Gene Wolande
Bald No Ma'am Guy #1......... Joseph G. Medalis
Bald No Ma'am Guy #1......... George Hirschmann
Sexy Woman .................. Barbara Baldieri

215. 10/22/95 "THE WEAKER SEX" (1006)
Dvora Inwood / Amanda Bearse

Peggy and Marcy enroll in a self-defense class, much to the chagrin
of Al, who thinks that a woman could never be as manly as a man.
But when Peg wrestles a pickpocket while Al stands idly by, the
local news hears about it and labels Al a weasely man; he then must
devise a scheme to win back his self respect.

Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester
Miranda Cardinal ............ Teresa Parente
Ghengis ..................... Joseph D. Reitman
Dot ......................... Dot Jones
Thunder ..................... Jody Mullenax
Camera Person ............... Jonathan Fahn
Biker Chick ................. Deanna Booher
Bartender ................... Mike McKenna
Guy in Line ................. Steve Valentine
Biker ....................... Bruce Michael Paine
Interviewer ................. Jeb Stuart

216. 10/29/95 "FLIGHT OF THE BUMBLEBEE" (1007)
Calvin Brown, Jr. / Gerry Cohen

In order to join the NO MA'AM group, Bud must go through an initiation
process where he must crash a televised wrestling match in order to get
an autograph of King Kong Bundy. Bud not only gains backstage access
by dressing up in a bumblebee suit, he ends up in the ring facing the
star wrestler as well.

Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester
Bob Rooney .................. E.E. Bell
Ike ......................... Tom McCleister
Sticky ...................... Benjamin Lum
Frannie ..................... Carol Ann Susi
Louise ...................... Alix Elias
himself ..................... King Kong Bundy
Bouncer ..................... Michael Clark Duncan
Natalie ..................... Carrie Genzel
Ring Announcer .............. Jimmy Lennon, Jr.
Referee ..................... Frank Lloyd
Anytime ..................... Neriah Davis
Girl Witch .................. Kate Weiskpof

217. 11/05/95 "BLONDE AND BLONDER" (1008)
Stacie Lipp & Richard Gurman / Gerry Cohen

Kelly and her best friend from high school go to their class reunion to
find out that the nerdiest quy is now a rich hunk. The girls decide to
compete to see who can have their way with him first. Back at home,
Marcy's bank is having a "guns for toys" drive. In the spirit of giving,
the Bundys donate some toy guns for the occasion.

Ashley ...................... Heidi Mark
Peg's Mom ................... Kathleen Freeman
Fawn ........................ Lisa Boyle
Mindy ....................... Lisa Picotte
Eric ........................ Casper Van Dien
Jessica ..................... Sarahann Morris
Fireman Roberto ............. Armando Garza
Debbie ...................... Tina New
Policeman ................... Bert L. Cook
Chad ........................ Troy Fromin

218. 11/19/95 "THE TWO THAT GOT AWAY" (1011)
Al Aidekman / Amanda Bearse

Al and Jefferson go fishing, but when they arrive at the lodge they
are told that Shannon Tweed, a famous actress, has taken their reservation
and there are no more cabins available. When Al and Jefferson return home,
they discover that they have a naked picture of Sandy in a hot tub, and
they hold a tabloid auction to see which publication will offer the
highest price. Meanwhile, Bud and Kelly take Lucky to a commercial
audition for Hungry Puppy Dog food, and the only way Lucky will perform
is if Kelly demonstrates the tricks first.

herself ..................... Shannon Tweed
Randolph .................... Joe Sagal
Director .................... Leland Orser
The Trash ................... Alden Millikan
Inga ........................ Shae Marks
Star Disher ................. Jasmin Paul
Helga ....................... Donna D'Errico
Stage Mom ................... Mary Harper-Johns
[Daily Scandal ............... Joey Dente]
[TV Announcer (V.O.) ......... Kevin Schoen]

219. 11/26/95 "DUD BOWL II" (1009)
Kim Weiskopf / Gerry Cohen

Marcy's bank, Kyoto National, plans to donate a new scoreboard
to Polk High and name it after Polk's most famous football legend.
Al, having scored four touchdowns in a single game, assumes that it
is him; but, Marcy hates Al and is determined to find another former
Polk football star. And, when she discovers that Terry Bradshaw once
attended Polk for 2 months, she is certain that she has found her man.

himself ..................... Terry Bradshaw
Cheerleader ................. Jennifer Wade
[Newscaster (V.O.) ........... Roger Rose]

220. 12/03/95 "BEARLY MEN" (1010) [11/03/95]
Russell Marcus / Gerry Cohen

When the Bundys travel to Wanker County to persuade Peg's dad to come
retrieve his wife, Al and Bud must somehow prove their manliness to
Peg's dad. They go hunting and bring back what they think is a dead
bear they found in the woods. Back in Chicago they are in for a big
surprise when the bear wakes up from hibernation and wreaks havoc on
the Bundys and the city.

Ephraim Wanker .............. Tim Conway
Peg's Mom (V.O.) ............ Kathleen Freeman
Vendor ...................... Frank Lloyd
Gang Guy..................... Algelo Vacco
Mamie ....................... Vicki E. Milbourne

221. 12/10/95 "LOVE CONQUERS AL" (1013) [12/01/95]
Paul Corrigan & Brad Walsh / Amanda Bearse

Al and Peg go with her father and mother to Dr. Richelieu's marriage
retreat and water slide park, hoping to patch things up between the
two. At home, Kelly invites her new lust interest, Carlos, over to the
house. Carlos agrees to the date only if Bud will keep his virginal
sister, Esmerelda, occupied.

Ephraim Wanker .............. Tim Conway
Carlos ...................... Mark Esponoza
Dr. Richelieu ............... Edward Hibbert
Esmerelda ................... Christina Solis
Fawn ........................ Lisa Boyle
Pancake ..................... Tiffany Granath
Clown ....................... Kevin Lee Bickford
Phillip ..................... David Sederholm
Naomi ....................... Glori Golding

222. 12/17/95 "I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S BUTTER" (1012) [11/17/95]
Scott Zimbler & Joel Valentincic / Sam W. Orender

Al gives a lonely Griff 20 free minutes on 1-900-YUMMY for Christmas,
a phone sex line that soon has Griff hooked as a regular customer.
When Al discovers who the voice of Griff's phone sex partner really is
he then tries to keep Griff from going through with his plan of asking
"Butter" to spend the holidays with him.

Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester
Bob Rooney .................. E.E. Bell
Ike ......................... Tom McCleister
Officer Dan ................. Dan Tullis, Jr.
Belinda ..................... Danica Sheridan
Cindy ....................... Venessia Valentino
Bobby ....................... Dijon Williams
Peg's Mom (V.O.) ............ Kathleen Freeman
Butter (V.O.) ............... Jennifer Martin

223. 01/07/96 "THE HOOD, THE BUD AND THE KELLY (PART 1)" (1014)
Davora Inwood / Gerry Cohen

Al buys a satellite dish from a discount store and he and Jefferson
insist on installing it themselves. Also, Bud borrows money from the
Mob to finance an exercise video starring Kelly and Latin hunk Rafael.
During the shoot Kelly and Rafael get into a huge fight, each storming
off to their dressing rooms. At the end of Part 1, Bud finds out that
the backers of the video are dangerous hoods who threaten his life should
the video not get made. To save himself, Bud must get Kelly and Ramon
to finish the video.

Gino ........................ Richard Moll
Vito ........................ Perry Anzilotti
Rafael ...................... John Carlos Frey
Ariel ....................... Jennifer Lyons
Farrah ...................... Lisa Arturo
Jacklyn ..................... Melissa DeSousa
Kate ........................ Veronica De La Cruz

224. 01/14/96 "THE HOOD, THE BUD AND THE KELLY (PART 2)" (1015)
Daniel O'Keefe / Gerry Cohen

Bud must complete his video by 5:00 PM or else he will be swimming
with the fishes in cement boots. And, the fact that Kelly and Rafael
both insist on being the one and only star has Bud sweating to
complete his project before The Mob's deadline of 5PM. Meanwhile, Peg
and Marcie think that the guys are totally useless since they have
been on the roof trying to install the satellite dish for hours. But,
the guys are not useless, they just have no use for the women and have
retreated to the roof as their new safe haven.

Gino ........................ Richard Moll
Vito ........................ Perry Anzilotti
Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester
Bob Rooney .................. E.E. Bell
Ike ......................... Tom McCleister
Officer Dan ................. Dan Tullis, Jr.
Rafael ...................... John Carlos Frey
Louise ...................... Alix Elias
Bebe ........................ J.J. Johnston
Frannie ..................... Carol Ann Susi
Farrah ...................... Lisa Arturo
Kate ........................ Veronica De La Cruz
Jacklyn ..................... Melissa DeSousa

225. 02/04/96 "CALENDAR GIRL" (1016)
Fran E. Kaufer / Amanda Bearse

Al and Bud get competitive with Floyd Babcock (owner of the rival
shoe store in the mall) and his son, Little Floyd, when Bud and
Little Floyd must complete a project for their business class. Bud's
idea is to make a "Women of Trumaine" calendar; when he hires
Crystal, a gorgeous co-ed, to be the calendar's cover girl, Al and
Floyd decide to put their money together and take the project national.
Crystal is strangely reluctant to "go national" in a string bikini
and Bud must work overtime to convince her to pose. [Note: the end
credits feature Bud still staring into an empty TV screen]

Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester
Floyd ....................... Victor Raider-Wexler
Crystal ..................... Krista Allen
Little Floyd ................ John Patrick White
Pilgrim Girl ................ Patty Breton
Woman #1 .................... Tina New
TV Host ..................... Robin Krieger

226. 02/11/96 "THE AGONY AND THE EXTRA C" (1019)
Jimmy Alack & Jim Kelly / Sam W. Orender

On the D'Arcy's anniversary, Marcy makes Jefferson promise they will
spend a quiet, romantic evening together alone, and that he won't hang
around Al. Naturally, Jefferson gets lured away to the nudie bar by Al
and the NO MA'AM guys. One thing leads to the next and a drunken Al and
Jefferson go to a tattoo shop where Jefferson decides to get Marcy the
ultimate anniversary gift - an "I Love Marcy" tattoo. Only problem is
that the tattoo artist has been partying with them and ends up giving
him an "I Love Mary" tattoo. Al must help him figure out a way to get
this past Marcy.

Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester
Bob Rooney .................. E.E. Bell
Ike ......................... Tom McCleister
Officer Dan ................. Dan Tullis, Jr.
Iqbal ....................... Iqbal Theba
Doctor #1 ................... David Pires
Doctor #2 ................... Robert E. Almodovar
Sierra Madre ................ Cindyana Lair
Lap Dancer .................. Traci Bingham
Harris ...................... Nick Danger
O'Malley .................... Monty Ash

227. 02/18/96 "SPRING BREAK (PART 1)" (1017)
Kim Weiskopf / Gerry Cohen

Bud and his nerdy fraternity brothers decide to go to Ft. Lauderdale
for Spring Break and have their airline tickets and hotel rooms booked.
When Kelly and her friends learn of Bud's plans they hustle them out
of their tickets by way of seduction. The shoe store is sold out due
to the large amount of women who want shoes to wear with their bikinis,
so he and Griff go to Ft. Lauderdale with Jefferson, who is an alumni
judge in a bikini contest for his fraternity. Marcy stops by the Bundys'
to check in on things and winds up seeing Jefferson and Al on television
in a news story about Spring Break. It's a road trip with Marcy, Bud and
his friends.

228. 02/25/96 "SPRING BREAK (PART 2)" (1018)
Calvin Brown, Jr. / Gerry Cohen

It turns out that the bikini contest that Jefferson is judging has
$10,000 prize for first place, so Kelly enters the contest. Al and
Griff wind up as judges with Jefferson posing as his frat brothers.
They concoct a scheme to have Kelly win the contest, but no one can
find out Al and Kelly are related. Marcy, Bud and his friends finally
make it to Florida after having every imaginable detour. When they
arrive Marcy finds out about the contest and tries to expose Al.

Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester
Dan Inwood .................. Chris Hardwick
Ashley ...................... Heidi Mark
Fawn ........................ Lisa Boyle
Mindy ....................... Lisa Picotte
Barney ...................... Shawn Michael Howard
Hummer ...................... Dave Ruby
Achmed ...................... Kyle Parker
Parley Wayne ................ Micky Jones
Waitress .................... Denise Hulsey
Marla ....................... Renee Tenyson
Life Guard #1 ............... Brad Nickell
Life Guard #2 ............... Scott Gurney
Claudia ..................... Marie Caldare
Policeman ................... Todd Glass
Angela ...................... Meadow Williams
[Life Guard #3 ............... Bailey Lutegert]
[Judge Wong .................. Warren Tabata]
[Missy Cameron ............... Jami Music]
[Tammy Grindstaff-Burke ...... Jennifer Echols]
[Lucky (V.O.) ................ Kim Weiskopf ]

229. 03/17/96 "TURNING JAPANESE" (1020)
Fran E. Kaufer / Sam W. Orender

Marcy is up for a big promotion at her Japanese-owned bank. Since the
owner of the bank is in town, she invites them over for a traditional
Japanese dinner. The owner is incredibly bored with the D'Arcy's until
he hears the backfire of Al's Dodge coming from outside. It turns out
he is a huge fan of American cars and needs Al's car to complete his
collection. Marcy convinces the owner that she will take care of
everything. Al uses this information to force Marcy to wine and dine
him and the owner at the nudie bar, not to mention the $50K he thinks
the guy will pay for the car. Things get out of hand at the bar when
the bank owner gets on stage with a dancer and the police show up.

Mr. Shimokawa ............... Pat Morita
Officer Dan ................. Dan Tullis, Jr.
Iqbal ....................... Iqbal Theba
Officer Stan ................ Todd Parker
Japanese Al ................. Darrell Kunitomi
Bambi ....................... Angela Spangler

230. 03/24/96 "AL GOES TO THE DOGS" (1022)
Garry B. Bowren & Laurie Lee-Goss / Sam W. Orender

Al decides to build a doghouse for Lucky but, when he makes an absurd
amount of noise in the backyard, Marcy has the building inspector
inspect Al's work. When the inspector informs Al that the little house
is not up to "code," he, along with the help of Kelly's boyfriend, Carlos,
end up tearing down and rebuilding several times to get it right.

Carlos ...................... Mark Espinoza
Inspector Fitzpatrick ....... Ian Patrick Williams
Turquoise ................... Angela Strader
Foreman ..................... Don Dowe

231. 04/14/96 "ENEMIES" (1024) [04/05/96]
Richard Gurman & Stacie Lipp & Russell Marcus / Gerry Cohen

Tom, a handsome delivery guy, is on the rocks again with his gorgeous
girlfriend, Shannon, and so when he meets Kelly delivering a package
to the Bundy's, he asks her out for the evening. Shannon, to spite Tom,
asks out a handsome millionaire, and the four of them end up at the
local greasy spoon. The evening gets more and more x-rated as Tom and
Shannon try to outdo each other with their dates. [Note: end credits
feature Al and Henry watching TV on the couch, while Kelly waits]

Henry ....................... Alan Thicke
Shannon ..................... Nicole Eggert
Tom ......................... Matt Borlenghi
Maria ....................... Terri Ivens
Keiko ....................... Milissa Chan
George ...................... Phill Lewis
Jackson ..................... Chris Young
Claire ...................... Jean Speegle Howard
Edwin ....................... Rance Howard
[Maria ....................... Maria Celedonio]

232. 04/28/96 "BUD HITS THE BOOKS" (1021) [02/23/96]
Stacie Lipp / Sam W. Orender

Bud is in finals and must pull some good grades to graduate. Only problem
is that he is going out with a hot new girl and sex is getting in the way
of his studies. They make a pact to remain celibate until finals are over.
Bud can't concentrate at home because Al subscribed to the new Biggun's
Channel, so he goes to the school library. He just can't keep his mind
off sex. The librarian lets Bud use a private room so he can study quietly,
but now all of his books are conjuring up sexual images. He can't take it
any longer and "takes care of business" in the study room. Little does he
know that there is a video camera mounted in the room and Bud finds himself
brought up on conduct charges by the university. It's up to Al, Marcy and
the NO MA'AM guys to mount his defense. Despite everything, Bud still
manages to graduate.

Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester
Ike ......................... Tom McCleister
Ariel ....................... Jennifer Lyons
Miss Hardaway ............... Beverly Archer
Dean ........................ Will Utay
Miranda Cardinal ............ Teresa Parente
Voice of Bob Packwood ....... Ed Gilbert

233. 05/05/96 "KISS OF THE COFFEE WOMAN" (1023) [03/08/96]
Story: Todd Newman, Teleplay: Dvora Inwood / Sam W. Orender

Marcy keeps nagging Jefferson to get a job, so he hires Bud as his agent
hoping to get some quick money doing commercials. Bud ends up getting
Jefferson and Kelly a gig where they play a couple in a coffee commercial.
The spot catches on with the public and the coffee company decides to
shoot more commercials, including one where they must kiss. This makes
both Al and Marcy uncomfortable, so Bud convinces them that it's completely
innocent... and invites them down to the set. When Al and Marcy arrive
they find that the set-up is a little different than they expected -
Jefferson and Kelly are to be kissing in bed together. Al and Marcy end
up doing the commercial instead! [Note: end credits feature Al and
Marcy in bed, still rehearsing for the coffee commercial]

Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester
Director .................... Leland Orser
Lance ....................... Brian Stewart
Linda ....................... Andrea Nittoli
Dina ........................ Karen Lynn Scott
Becca ....................... Susan Slome

234. 05/19/96 "TORCH SONG DUET" (1025)
Donelle Q. Buck

Al and Griff are listening to the sports quiz show on the radio - the
winner gets an all-expense paid trip to the Olympics as well as running
one of the Chicago legs of the torch-carrying relay. Al has been banned
from the station, so he feeds the answers to Griff who ends up winning
the contest. Al begs and pleads to at least run the torch until Griff
finally gives in. Moments later, a beautiful woman tells Griff how hot
she think he would be running the torch and Griff goes back on the deal.
On the day of the relay the media camp is set up in the shoe store,
questioning Al on what it is like to work with Griff. Al can't take it
anymore and tackles Griff as he runs by with the torch. They end up
wrestling in the fountain and the torch flame goes out for the first
time in Olympic history. The Atlanta games are postponed as they have
to take the torch back to Greece to start the relay over.

Himself ..................... Larry Brown
Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester
Himself ..................... Roy Jones, Jr.
Flint Guccione .............. Richard Kline
Miranda ..................... Teresa Parente
Marla ....................... Renee Tenison
Carla ....................... Rosie Tenison
Model #1 .................... Petra Verkaik
Model #2 .................... Victoria Fuller
Reporter #1 ................. Burke Roberts
Reporter #2 ................. Nikki Dunn
Alex ........................ Alex Carl
Himself ..................... Bo Jackson

235. 05/26/96 "THE JOKE'S ON AL" (1026) [04/05/96]
Calvin Brown, Jr.

Al and Jefferson are in a practical joke contest - always one-upping the
other. A beautiful woman comes to the Bundys' door claiming to be an old
friend of Peg's. When the woman starts coming on to Al, he is sure it is
one of Jefferson's practical jokes. He goes along with the idea and even
takes it as far as planning a mock-wedding to get the upper hand. It turns
out that the woman had held a grudge against Peg for many years and plains
on going through with the wedding. Peg and Ephraim show up in time to save
the day.

Ephraim Wanker .............. Tim Conway
Griff ....................... Harold Sylvester
himself ..................... Gary Coleman
June ........................ Deborah Harmon
Officer Dan ................. Dan Tullis, Jr.
Bob Rooney .................. E.E. Bell
Ike ......................... Tom McCleister
Male Detective .............. Mark Sellers
Female Detective ............ G. Jordan Moore
Executioner ................. Bert L. Cook

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* MARRIED WITH CHILDREN *
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** ELEVENTH SEASON EPISODES (1996-97) **

Season 11 Listings Complied by:
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Andreas Carl {anc...@studi.unizh.ch}
http://privat.schlund.de/bundyology
Grail {u4...@keele.ac.uk}
http://www.keele.ac.uk/socs/ks38/grl/index.htm
Ralph Morse {Ralph...@msn.com}
http://members.aol.com/RMorse0620

Regular cast:

Production staff:

Co-Executive Producer ............... Russell Marcus
Vince Cheung
Ben Montanio

Executive Producer .................. Pamela Eells

Co-Producer ......................... Michael Greenspon
Producer ............................ John Maxwell Anderson
Consulting Producer ................. Richard Gurman

Dog Trainer ......................... Steven Ritt
Director (primary) .................. Gerry Cohen

236. 09/28/96 "TWISTED" (1103)
Richard Gurman

Bud tries to scare his date into his arms by creating the illusion of
a tornado. But a real storm sends everyone rushing to his basement
bedroom. [Note: between the directed by/written by freeze frame and the
rolling end credits, there is an epilogue where Kelly is Dorothy in the
Wizard of Oz, talking to a scarecrow]

Harold Sylvester ............ Griff
Jennifer Lyons .............. Ariel
Donna Pieroni ............... Sandy
Christine Moore ............. Gorgeous Woman
Steven Shenbaum ............. Scarecrow

237. 10/05/96 "CHILDREN OF THE CORNS" (1102)
Matthew Berry & Eric Abrams / Amanda Bearse *

Instead of competing against each other for a raise, Al and Griff
cooperate to blackmail their boss, Gary, when they learn she's using
illegal workers to make shoes. [Note: in the epilogue, Bud is still
working and Peg is wearing shoes he made]

Harold Sylvester ............ Griff
Janet Carroll ............... Gary
Teresa Parente .............. Miranda
Lee Arnone-Briggs ........... Woman Customer
Louisa Abernathy ............ Christy
Christopher Elwood .......... Delivery Guy
Patrick T. O'Brien .......... Bob Thompson
Erick Vasques ............... Immigrant Child #1
Cherisse Ligot .............. Immigrant Child #2
Richard Ornelas ............. Thug

238. 10/12/96 "KELLY'S GOTTA HABIT" (1106)
Laurie Lee-Goss & Garry Bowren / Amanda Bearse *

A nun checks up on Kelly when her latest commercial gig requires her
to sign a morals clause; Al rides along, in uniform, when the TV show
"Cops" follows Officer Dan. [Note: in the original airing, there was
a seamless switch from the preceding show "Cops" to Al and Jefferson
watching the end credits of "Cops"; in the epilogue, Bud is discussing
with Tina Yothers]

Dan Tullis, Jr. ............. Officer Dan
Nancy Linari ................ Sister Benedicta
David Pressman .............. Mike
Peter Kerr .................. Cab Driver
Te Mark Flack ............... Real Cop
Bryan Rasmussen ............. Burglar
Gerry Lock .................. Old Lady
Lewis Dauber ................ Sketch Artist
Bert L. Cook ................ Cab Driver #2
Tina Yothers ................ herself

239. 11/10/96 "REQUIEM FOR A CHEVYWEIGHT (PART 1)" (1107)
Steve Faber & Bob Fisher

With his beloved Dodge sputtering, Al recalls happier times in the
car, while the rest of the Bundys feign a worldwide search for the
necessary fuel pump.

Rick Overton ................ Dr. Fisher
Cliff Bemis ................. Al's Dad
Hannah Swanson .............. Young Kelly

240. 11/17/96 "REQUIEM FOR A CHEVYWEIGHT (PART 2)" (1109)
Russell Marcus / Amanda Bearse *

Conclusion. With the Dodge dead and buried, Al leases a new sports
car that turns out to be another lemon, while Peg digs up the corpse
to sell the engine. [Note: in the epilogue, Al drives through a show
room window]

Rick Overton ................ Dr. Fisher
Harold Sylvester ............ Griff
Tom McCleister .............. Ike
Michael Sorich .............. Fidel Castro
Gary Gribbs ................. Cal Stevens

241. 11/24/96 "A BUNDY THANKSGIVING" (1111)
Vince Cheung & Ben Montanio / Amanda Bearse *

Al's pursuit of aunt Maddie's traditional Thanksgiving pie takes him
to her funeral, while Bud and the D'Arcys try to procure Kelly's new
pet turkey. [Note: in the epilogue, sportscasters James Brown, Terry
Bradshaw, Howie Long and Ronnie Lott are watching Al's run out of the
church in the Fox sports studio]

Harold Sylvester ............ Griff
James Brown ................. himself
Terry Bradshaw .............. himself
Howie Long .................. himself
Ronnie Lott ................. himself
Beau Billingslea ............ Reverend Hightower
Ann Weldon .................. Aunt Maddie
Lakeitcha Hurd .............. Mourner #1
Virginia Capers ............. Mourner #2
Patricia Belcher ............ Eunetta
Nick La Tour ................ Old Man
Caroline Jones .............. Woman
Miles Marsico ............... Boy
Vivian Bonnell .............. Mourner #3

242. 12/01/96 "THE JUGGS HAVE LEFT THE BUILDING" (1108)
Vince Cheung & Ben Montanio

On vacation in Branson, Missouri, Peggy and Kelly get to open for
Tammy Wynette (who has a cameo) after winning a talent contest as
a singing duo. But Peg wants them billed as a sister act.

Tammy Wynette ............... herself
Brent Hinkley ............... Cletus
Nicole Nagorsky ............. Daughter
Ritchie Montgomery .......... Emcee
Doug Reid ................... Buford
Dan Reid .................... Elmo

243. 12/22/96 "GOD HELP YE, MERRY BUNDYMEN" (1113)
Steve Faber & Bob Fisher / Amanda Bearse *

Al and Griff lose their jobs to their holiday assistants; Bud and
Kelly steal Mary and Joseph from the D'Arcys' nativity scene.

Harold Sylvester ............ Griff
Janet Carroll ............... Gary
Jonathan Mangum ............. Hal
Kevin Lamont Smith .......... Biff
Mary Stein .................. Judge #2
Amy Lyndon .................. Mall Manager
Steven Anthony Lawrence ..... Kid #1
Lynette Bennett ............. Judge #1
Christian McLaughlin * ...... Reindeer Dancer

244. 12/29/96 "CRIMES AGAINST OBESITY" (1105)
Russell Marcus / Amanda Bearse *

On Al's birthday, all the fat women he has insulted put him on trial.
Meanwhile, Bud & Kelly try to tint the windows on his Dodge as a
birthday gift. [Note: in the epilogue, Kelly and Bud show the Dodge
to Al]

Harold Sylvester ............ Griff
Diana Bellamy ............... Shirley
Cassi Davis ................. Patty
Danica Sheridan ............. Matilda
Jennifer Echols ............. Gwen
Helen Siff .................. Leona
Kelly Goodman ............... Barbara
Nicola Nagorsky ............. Penelope

245. 01/06/97 "THE STEPFORD PEG" (1101)
Valerie Ahern & Christian McLaughlin / Amanda Bearse *

After Peggy gets amnesia, Al reprograms her. The result is a woman who
cooks, cleans and even accepts a ring girl when Al invites the guys
over to watch wrestling.

Harold Sylvester ............ Griff
E.E. Bell ................... Bob Rooney
Tom McLeister ............... Ike
Ron-Ann Frey ................ Sally
Larry McKay ................. TV Announcer

246. 01/13/97 "BUD ON THE SIDE" (1110)
Valerie Ahern & Christian McLaughlin / Sam W. Orender

Al advises a love-starved Bud to lower his standards, never dreaming
it could lead him to a fling with Al's boss, Gary.

Harold Sylvester ............ Griff
Janet Caroll ................ Gary
Mink Stole .................. Edna
Chris Bonno ................. Contractor
David Alan Graf ............. Delivery Guy #1
John Talamantez ............. Delivery Guy #2

247. 01/20/97 "GRIME AND PUNISHMENT" (1104)
Steve Faber & Bob Fisher / Sam W. Orender

After Al starts charging Bud rent, a building inspector labels him
a slumlord and confines him to Bud's basement room until he makes
the required repairs.

Marianne Muellereile ........ Health Inspector

248. 01/27/97 "T*R*A*S*H" (1114)
Teleplay: Terry Maloney & Mindy Morgenstern, Story: Todd
Newman & David Faustino * / Amanda Bearse *

Seeking regular meals, Al and Griff join military reserves and are
subsequently ordered to help with a garbage strike, with Jefferson
as their leader. [Note: the rejected title of this episode was "An
Officer and A Garbage Man"]

Harold Sylvester ............ Griff
J.J. Johnston ............... Drill Instructor
Gonzo Raymond ............... Santo
Jerry Giles ................. Du Wayne

249. 02/24/97 "BREAKING UP IS EASY TO DO (PART 1)" (1116)
Eric Abrams & Matthew Berry / Mark Samuels

Peggy and Al together visit a marriage counselor - but wind up leaving
separately. Meanwhile, Kelly fights in the ring for a part in a boxing
movie. [Note: part 1 and 2 were originally shown as a one-hour episode]

Harold Sylvester ............ Griff
Lisa Robin Kelly ............ Heather
Jake Johannsen .............. Dr. H. Longo
Kellie Beals ................ Nancy
Gerry del Sol ............... Referee

250. 02/24/97 "BREAKING UP IS EASY TO DO (PART 2)" (1117)
Russell Marcus

Sequel. Al lives in a room by the airport. He spies on Peggy in a
single bar, where she finds a new beau.

Alan Thicke ................. Bruce
Harold Sylvester ............ Griff
Lisa Melilli ................ Sandy
Rosa Blasi .................. Woman #1
Mandy Levin ................. Woman #2
Irene Roseen ................ Woman #3
Christopher Shobe ........... Guy in Bar

251. 03/03/97 "BREAKING UP IS EASY TO DO (PART 3)" (1118)
Russell Marcus

Conclusion. Peggy's new friend loses Bud and Kelly's support when they
learn their potential "step-daddy" may force them to find work.

Alan Thicke ................. Bruce
Harold Sylvester ............ Griff
Michael Irpino .............. Clerk

252. 03/10/97 "LIVE NUDE PEG" (1112)
Matthew Berry & Eric Abrams / Amanda Bearse *

Al and his "NO MA'AM" boys enjoy an amateur night at the nudie bar,
where Al becomes infatuated with a disguised Peggy.

Harold Sylvester ............ Griff
Dan Tullis, Jr. ............. Officer Dan
E.E. Bell ................... Bob Rooney
Tom McCleister .............. Ike
Iqbal Theba ................. Iqbal
Gloria LeRoy ................ Chesty
Carmen Morrell .............. Shaney
Vanessa A. Dorian ........... Stripper #1

253. 03/17/97 "A BABE IN TOYLAND" (1115)
Valerie Ahern & Christian McLaughlin

TV stardom goes to Kelly's head when she becomes a hit while subbing
for a kiddie-show host after his breakdown. Meanwhile, Peg and Al get
twin beds.

Brandon Maggart ............. Uncle Dudley
Claire Baron ................ Jordan
Richard Israel .............. Court Jester
Richard Taylor Olson ........ Bobby Beaver

254. 03/31/97 "BIRTHDAY BOY TOY" (1119)
Terry Maloney & Mindy Morgenstern

Jefferson becomes a star attraction at a health club after Marcy
gives him a membership; Bud directs Kelly and Al in a commercial
for the shoe store.

Harold Sylvester ............ Griff
Stefani Spruill ............. Gloria
Kevin Spirtas ............... Instructor
Susan Isaacs ................ Woman #1
Sonya Eddy .................. Betty
Michelle Mitchell ........... Woman #2
Corinne Reilly .............. Young Woman

255. 04/28/97 "DAMN BUNDYS" (1120)
Ben Montanio & Vince Cheung / Richard Correll

Al finds that hell's a breeze after selling his soul to play for the
Chicago Bears, so the devil has to make an adjustment. [Note: the
rejected title of this episode was "To Hell and Back"]

James Brown ................. himself
Robert Englund .............. Lucifer
John Welsh .................. Clerk
John Cirigliano ............. Napoleon
Alex Ardenti ................ Hunky Guy
Erik Kramer ................. himself
Curtis Conway ............... himself
Raymont Harris .............. himself

256. 04/28/97 "LEZ BE FRIENDS" (1122)
Pamela Eells

Marcy expresses jealousy over the popularity of her cousin Mandy, who
shares Al's taste for beer, sports - and women. [Note: Amanda Bearse,
who plays Marcy and Mandy, is gay in real life]

Elaine Hendrix .............. Elaine

257. 05/05/97 "THE DESPERATE HALF-HOUR" (1123)
Valerie Ahern & Christian McLaughlin

The Bundys and the D'Arcys are held hostage by Bud's prison pen pal
and her dimwit boyfriend Lonnie who has a meeting of the minds with
Kelly.

Tricia Cast ................. Starla
Charles Esten ............... Lonnie
Harold Sylvester ............ Griff
Bill Torees ................. Cop

258. 05/05/97 "HOW TO MARRY A MORON" (1124)
Teleplay: Russell Marcus & Pamela Eells,
Story: Vince Cheung & Ben Montanio

Conclusion. Kelly wants to marry Lonnie. Al is happy when he hears
that Lonnie is the son of a millionaire, but then he meets him at
the nudie bar. [Note: this episode originally aired together with
"The Desperate Half-Hour" as a one-hour show and was announced to
be the last episode ever; there is a short "tribute" message after
the freeze frame: black screen, in elegant white script flashes:
"THANK YOU, MARRIED... WITH CHILDREN" "FOR ELEVEN GREAT SEASONS"
"AND A MILLION LAUGHS."; then the Fox logo in white, then fade out]

Charles Esten ............... Lonnie
Harold Sylvester ............ Griff
Edie McClure ................ Mrs. Tot
Gordon Jump ................. Mr. Tot
Rance Howard ................ Reverend
Lauren Hays ................. Susie
T.L. Brooke ................. Tatum Tot
Mason Dragotto .............. Jennifer
Rena Riffel ................. Stripper #1

259. 06/09/97 "CHICAGO SHOE EXCHANGE" (1121)
Matthew Berry & Eric Abrams / Mark K. Samuels

Al and Griff simply must have the nifty massage chair from the upscale
gadget store. Since they are broke, they decide to barter their way to
more relaxed muscles. Meanwhile, Kelly practices her newly learned
massage techniques on Bud. [Note: this episode almost became another
"Lost Show", but it aired 5 weeks after the official "last episode";
in epilogue, there is a chimpanzee dressed like Al in the shoe store]

Harold Sylvester ............ Griff
Janet Carroll ............... Gary
Larry Bagby III ............. Clements
James Nardini ............... Chris
Matthew Sutherland .......... Grad
Michael C. Mahon ............ Larry
Abbey Nayor ................. Corn Dog Lady
Lisa-Gay Tremblay ........... Cathy
Cheryl Rhoads ............... Rachel
Gita Isak ................... Gloria

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* MARRIED WITH CHILDREN *
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** SPECIALS **

05/09/92 "BACKSTAGE WITH THE BUNDYS"

This half-hour special aired on MTV. It documented the making of
the episode "THE GOOD-BYE GIRL" (622), which was taped on 03/13/92.

06/07/93 "A DAY IN THE LIFE"

This Fox special featured segments (separately) following Ted McGinley
and Amanda Bearse through their normal activities for a day, including
the taping of the MWC episode "UNALFUL ENTRY" (720) on 3/18/93, which
Amanda directed.

02/05/95 "THE BEST OF BUNDY: MARRIED... WITH CHILDREN'S 200th EPISODE"

This half-hour tribute to Married With Children was hosted
by George Plimpton, and preceded the airing of the episode
"GET THE DODGE OUT OF HELL" (917).

04/30/95 "MY FAVORITE MARRIED..." (SP9535)

Married... With Children cast members Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal,
Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, and Ted
McGinley share their most memorable "Bundy" moments from the
past nine seasons. This half-hour Fox special aired after the
episode "PUMP FICTION" (925).

11/26/95 "AL BUNDY SPORTS SPECTACULAR"

This half-hour special hosted by Roy Firestone, features various
Married With Children sports-related highlights. It aired after
the episode "DUD BOWL II" (1009).

Producer: Bob Campbell
Director: William Brown
Writer: Paul Wales

[continued in part 4]

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FORMAT FOR EPISODE LISTINGS:

a. __ b __ " episode title " ( c ) [ d ] {e/f}
writer(s) / director

a. episode number by airing order d. date of taping
b. original air date e. rating
c. production code f. ratings share

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all original author and copyright information intact. Any sales of
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of the author.

[ Season 11 Listings Complied by: Andreas Carl, Grail, Ralph Morse ]

[ Copyright (c) 1997, Dean Adams. All rights reserved. ]
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