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~!! Easy Money: Turn $6 into $60,000

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black_reaver

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Jun 29, 2003, 12:50:06 PM6/29/03
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Dear:

[x] Clueless Newbie
[x Loser
[ ] AOLer
[ ] 12 year old
[x] Troll
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Geek
[x] Spammer
[ ] Wannabe
[ ] Asskisser
[ ] l337 d00d
[ ] Flamer
[ ] Whiner
[ ] Other:

You Are Being Flamed Because

[ ] You posted a .99999... = 1 thread
[ ] You posted a Release Date thread
[ ] You posted a Patch thread
[ ] You posted a PC vs Mac thread
[ ] You posted a System Specifications thread
[ ] You posted a (InsertRandomRPG) vs *band thread
[ ] You posted a Vanilla vs Tome thread
[ ] You posted a big slobbery kiss on A variant maintainer's Ass
[ ] You posted a "Where is Ringil/bladeturner/PDSM" thread
[ ] You posted a *band vs DiabloII thread
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You committed crimes against pork biproducts
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[x] You haven't read the FAQ
[x] You don't know which forum to post in
[x] You just plain suck
[x] You posted false information
[x] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You doubleposted
[ ] YOU POSTED A MESSAGE ALL WRITTEN IN CAPS
[ ] You posted racist crap
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice
[x] You are not civilized enough to post in these forums
[ ] Yuo mispeled evry sengle wurd.

In Punishment, You Must:

[x] Give up your AOL Internet account
[x] STFU & GTFO
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[x] Actually post something relevant
[x] Read the f****** FAQ
[ ] Be Pat Buchanan's love slave
[ ] Call Bull Gates and inform him he sucks
[x] Go to your room with no supper
[x] Apologize to everybody on this forum
[ ] Go stand in the middle of a Highway
[ ] Recite the Greek alphabet backwards
[ ] Take a bath in bleach
[ ] Drink out of a spitoon
[ ] All of the above

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

[ ] Blow me
[x] Get a life
[x] Never post again
[ ] I pity your dog
[x] Go to hell
[ ] Your IQ must be 7
[x] Take your s*** somewhere else
[x] STFU & GTFO
[ ] Learn to post or f*** off
[ ] Go jump into some industrial equipment
[ ] All of the above

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use on people not worthy of actual thought or effort in being
flamed. People so STUPID that a simple copy/paste and a few check
marks is all that's necessary to properly relay the flamer's
contempt for the flame.

You have been identified as such a person and as such, this flame
was brought to you in under 10 seconds of being read.

Keep your spam scams out of this forum!!!!...

..and fear the wrath of the reaver...

Juan Heguiabehere

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Jun 30, 2003, 11:33:54 AM6/30/03
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black_reaver wrote:
> Dear:
>
> [x] Clueless Newbie
> [x Loser

...

> ==============================================
>
> The preceding Forum Form Flame was constructed for
> use on people not worthy of actual thought or effort in being
> flamed. People so STUPID that a simple copy/paste and a few check
> marks is all that's necessary to properly relay the flamer's
> contempt for the flame.
>
> You have been identified as such a person and as such, this flame
> was brought to you in under 10 seconds of being read.
>
>
>
> Keep your spam scams out of this forum!!!!...
>
> ..and fear the wrath of the reaver...

Awesome. Is the form GPL'd?

Juan

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Martin Bazley

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Jun 30, 2003, 5:43:22 AM6/30/03
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Thrice the brinded cat hath mewed, and black_reaver did decree on 29 Jun 2003...

[large snip]


> Keep your spam scams out of this forum!!!!...
>
> ..and fear the wrath of the reaver...

This isn't excactly on-topic either.

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Arturus Magi

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Jun 30, 2003, 8:28:33 PM6/30/03
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From: black_reaver black_...@jagwireless.net
Newsgroups: rec.games.roguelike.angband
Date: Sun, 29 Jun 2003 16:50:06 +0000 (UTC)

>The preceding Forum Form Flame was constructed for
>use on people not worthy of actual thought or effort in being
>flamed.

Form Flames may be amusing sometimes (I have a much longer and more in-depth
one here somewhere), but they tend to get old faster than the spam itself does.
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Foo

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Jul 2, 2003, 9:22:14 AM7/2/03
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Arturus Magi wrote:
> Form Flames may be amusing sometimes (I have a much longer and more in-depth
> one here somewhere), but they tend to get old faster than the spam itself does.

Hmm, but the original post had some relevance. "Turn $6 into $60,000!"
Haven't the rest of us been screaming that alchemists are overpowered?

Felwynne

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Jul 2, 2003, 9:40:03 AM7/2/03
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Relevance?

Dear Mr Wormtongue,

You too, can make big AU! This is all legal. Just send 6AU to each of the
addressees below, remove the top name and add yours to the bottom. It really
works!

Frodo Baggins
Bag End
Hobbiton

Elrond
Rivendel

Mr Balrog
Moria

Galadriel
Lothlorien

Enough now :P
>
>

muscle

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Jul 3, 2003, 7:22:31 AM7/3/03
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On 2003-07-02 15:40:03, Felwynne <jp4...@hotmail.com> wrote:

honestly, it's a great idea.
after all, you don't have to send any money.. it's just to replace the last name
and spam. blame the top names if anyone complains :)


Bryan Head

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Jul 3, 2003, 7:56:05 PM7/3/03
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muscle <l...@lyn.us> wrote in message news:<be13ln$2pj7$1...@news.vol.cz>...

I never understood this particular pyramid scheme. If I were to ever
receive something like this, I might remove the top name and add mine
and spam it, but I wouldn't send any money. Why should I?

black_reaver

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Jul 3, 2003, 10:25:35 PM7/3/03
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~snip~

Why should I?

Because you're gullible...only reason you would listen to that scheme.

Arturus Magi

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Jul 4, 2003, 1:53:12 AM7/4/03
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From: bh...@shap.com (Bryan Head)
Newsgroups: rec.games.roguelike.angband
Date: 3 Jul 2003 16:56:05 -0700

>I never understood this particular pyramid scheme. If I were to ever
>receive something like this, I might remove the top name and add mine
>and spam it, but I wouldn't send any money. Why should I?

They depend on people believing in kharma (or occasionally hexes).

ColdSnickersBar

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Jul 5, 2003, 3:17:15 AM7/5/03
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>
> honestly, it's a great idea.

Not really, man. If you do the math, you see that after only a few cycles, it
would require more participants than the population of the Earth to make
anything near that ammount of money.

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