Great idea, Ed!
Culturally Sensitive Ed
place is just too fucking boring for me but I just had a great idea. The
whole group could form a punk rock band and we could do nifty cool stuff
like making t-shirts and inventing phoney stage names and writing lyrics
and shit. To kick things off I humbly sumbit the following for our first
hit single (I tried to use lots of naughty words and angst and stuff in
keeping with the raw, hardcore punk motif):
FUCKIN' FREEDOM
by Culturally Sensitive Ed
Do Do Do
Whoa
Do do do do do doo
Every day I hear a different story
People saying that you're no good for me
Saw your lover with another
And the bitch's making a fool of you
Ooohhh
If you love me bitch you deny it
But you laugh and tell me I should try it
Tell me I'm a bitch
And I don't understand
But you know that I'll forgive you
Just this once twice fuckin' forever
Bitch, you could drag me to hell and back
Just as long as we're together
And you do
I don't want your fuckin' freedom
I don't want to play around
I don't want nobody bitch
Part time love just brings me down
I don't need your fuckin' freedom
Bitch all I want right now is you
Do do do
Whoa whoa yeah
D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-doooo
Like a prisoner who has his own key
But I can't escape until you love me
I just go from day to day
Knowing all about the other faggots
Take my hand and tell me I'm a fool
To give you all that I do
Bet you someday bitch
Someone says the same to you
But you know that I'll forgive you
Just this once twice fuckin' forever
Bitch, you could drag me to hell and back
Just as long as we're together
And you do
Oohh
I don't want your fuckin' freedom
I don't want to play around
I don't want nobody bitch
Part time love just brings me down
I don't want your fuckin' freedom
Bitch all I want right now is you
Do do do
Whoa whoa yeah
D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-doooo
You're hurtin' me bitch
Hurtin' me bitch...
Ohhh...
Do-do-do do-do-do-do
Do-do-do do-do-do-do
Do-do-do do-do-do-do
Do-do-do do-do-do-do
You're hurtin' me bitch
Hurtin' me bitch...
But you know that I'll forgive you
Just this once twice fuckin' forever
Cause, bitch, you could drag me to hell and back
Just as long as we're together
And you do
Oohh
I don't want your fuckin' freedom
I don't need to play around
I don't want nobody bitch
Part time love just brings me down
I don't want your fuckin' freedom
I don't want to play around
I don't want nobody bitch
Part time love just brings me down
I don't want your (I don't want your)
I don't want your (I don't want your)
I don't want your (I don't want your)
I don't want your (I don't want your.........)
---
* Culturally Sensitive Ed *
"You'd fight and you were right but they were just too strong.
They'd stick it in your face and let you smell what they consider wrong."
- Filter
Stacia
>FUCKIN' FREEDOM
>by Culturally Sensitive Ed
>I don't want your fuckin' freedom
>I don't want to play around
>I don't want nobody bitch
>Part time love just brings me down
>I don't need your fuckin' freedom
>Bitch all I want right now is you
Okay, if anyone lets the chimp back in here to do regurgitated Wham!
lyrics with naughty words added AGAIN, I swear I'm quitting as roadie.
And you can't afford that because I'm the only roadie you got! Besides,
I've just gotten a great offer from The Everlasting Godmockers, and by
"great" I mean they don't threaten to kick my ass every time I forget to
bring extra triangles for when Atwola breaks hers.
* * *
Stacia * sta...@world.std.com * http://world.std.com/~stacia/
"I'm starting to understand what turns people from normal
to Manley Hubbell within one lifetime."
robert lindsay
wrote:
> I just figured out why I don't really post to ark anymore. This
> place is just too fucking boring for me but I just had a great idea.
well of COURSE it's boring. Not all of us can live with stacia, which
must be like living with a box of unexploded ordinance from WWII.
> The
> whole group could form a punk rock band and we could do nifty cool stuff
> like making t-shirts and inventing phoney stage names and writing lyrics
> and shit. To kick things off I humbly sumbit the following for our first
> hit single (I tried to use lots of naughty words and angst and stuff in
> keeping with the raw, hardcore punk motif):
I dunno, all the bitch and fag stuff, it sounds more like Rap or
Nu-Metal than punk to me.
> FUCKIN' FREEDOM
[snipped not to violate the DMCA]
--
The time passes like a healthy stool - topato potato
leo sgouros
IRAQI FREEDOM, BY ELTON JORN
I used to be a rolling clone
You know if the cause was right
I'd leave to find the answer on the road
I used to be a bomb dropping on someone
But the times have changed
The less I say the more no work gets done
`Cause I live and breathe this new Iraqi Freedom
From the day that I was born I've waved the flag
New Iraqi Freedom loots me knee-high to a man
Yeah gave me peace of mind my mullah never had
Oh New Iraqi Freedom shine on me, I love you
Shine a light through the eyes of the ones blown to bits
Paint a target, paint a target
Paint a target , won't you paint a target
New Iraqi Freedom I love you, yes I do
If you choose to you can live your life alone
Some people choose the city
Some others choose the good old family mosque
I like living easy without family ties
Till CVN 72 of freedom zapped me
Right between the eyes
Darla Vladschyk
>In article <b8ibar$f0$1...@pcls4.std.com>, Culturally Sensitive Ed <x@x.x>
>wrote:
>
>> I just figured out why I don't really post to ark anymore. This
>> place is just too fucking boring for me but I just had a great idea.
>
>well of COURSE it's boring. Not all of us can live with stacia, which
>must be like living with a box of unexploded ordinance from WWII.
Yes. As a matter of fact, just before CS Ed showed up with his brief
complaint, I was going to post asking why he never posted, and opining
that a series entitled "Life With Stacia" would be of enormous
interest to many ARKians.
How about it, CS?
>The time passes like a healthy stool - topato potato
I don't know who this potato person might be, but this is one of my
all-time favourite similies.
-=D=-
___________________________________________________
"Iraq will not be defeated. Iraq has now already
achieved victory - apart from some technicalities."
---Mohsen Khalil, Iraqi Ambassador to the Arab League::
___________________________________________________
"PREPARE TO FEEL THE PECK OF DEATH, FOOL!" ---jwgh
___________________________________________________
http://www.yougotta.com/Darla
___________________________________________________
Pugg
Vladschyk) say:
>robert lindsay <rrli...@comcast.net> wrote:
>>
>> [...]
>>
>>The time passes like a healthy stool - topato potato
>
>I don't know who this potato person might be, but this is one of my
>all-time favourite similies.
Gah! Balsephmey! <-- W00! No Sleep! W00!
Anyhoo, go here:
and dig through the archives to find the Topato-y goodness.
Then go to the store and buy a t-shirt. I like wearing my "The Monkey
Represents Sharing" shirt whilst travelling, as it makes kewt kiosk
chyxx0rs at the airport wanna talk to me.
In other news, I need a nap.
pugg
--
Darla Vladschyk
>Anyhoo, go here:
>
>http://www.wigu.com
>
>and dig through the archives to find the Topato-y goodness.
OIC. Many thanks!
I think it will be the long-sleeve "I am made of poison" for me!
Hope you got your napoid.
-=D=-
Jeremy Impson
> Anyhoo, go here:
>
> http://www.wigu.com
>
> and dig through the archives to find the Topato-y goodness.
>
> Then go to the store and buy a t-shirt. I like wearing my "The Monkey
> Represents Sharing" shirt whilst travelling, as it makes kewt kiosk
> chyxx0rs at the airport wanna talk to me.
I will now purchase this shirt, as I'm sure it will get me gobs of
promiscuious secs.
YOU'D BETTER BE RIGHT ABOUT THIS.
--Jeremy
--
Jeremy Impson
jdim...@acm.org
http://impson.tzo.com/~jdimpson
Pugg
[About the chyxxor-attracting power of "The Monkey Represents Sharing"
t-shirts:]
>I will now purchase this shirt, as I'm sure it will get me gobs of
>promiscuious secs.
If it gets you gobs of triple-secs be sure to post about it here and
over at alt.sex.fetish.liqueurs. I'm not going to look to see if there
really *is* an asfl, but I'm sure there's something equally or more
disturbing.
>YOU'D BETTER BE RIGHT ABOUT THIS.
Look, the "TMRS" t-shirt is just for getting the chyxxor to _notice_
you and start talking to you. The secs results from your ability to
take that opening and run with it. I make no guarantee that simply
wearing a "TMRS" t-shirt will result in the hawt secs. No, for that
you should have purchased one of the limited edition "Ceci n'est pas
une Topato" shirts. Behold! Even Alton Brown cannot resist their
stylish allure:
http://www.dumbrella.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=12;t=001305
Sadly, they were only available for the month of February.
pugg
--
Ricky Morse
wrote:
> Okay, if anyone lets the chimp back in here to do regurgitated Wham!
> lyrics with naughty words added AGAIN, I swear I'm quitting as roadie.
> And you can't afford that because I'm the only roadie you got! Besides,
> I've just gotten a great offer from The Everlasting Godmockers, and by
> "great" I mean they don't threaten to kick my ass every time I forget to
> bring extra triangles for when Atwola breaks hers.
So, just how many bands have triangle players named "Atwola" anyways?
Ricky
Darla Vladschyk
I. Do. Not, Play. Triangles. Nor any other geometric shape. I AM THE
KEYBOARDIST.
Get used to it.
-=AC=-
Jacob W. Haller
> Ricky Morse <re...@cornell.edu> wrote:
>
> >In article <b8q1av$j5s$2...@pcls4.std.com>, sta...@world.std.com (Stacia)
> >wrote:
> >
> >> Okay, if anyone lets the chimp back in here to do regurgitated Wham!
> >> lyrics with naughty words added AGAIN, I swear I'm quitting as roadie.
> >> And you can't afford that because I'm the only roadie you got! Besides,
> >> I've just gotten a great offer from The Everlasting Godmockers, and by
> >> "great" I mean they don't threaten to kick my ass every time I forget to
> >> bring extra triangles for when Atwola breaks hers.
> >
> >So, just how many bands have triangle players named "Atwola" anyways?
>
> I. Do. Not, Play. Triangles.
It's true. The triangle player is named Gokmop the Irrefrangible.
We have discovered a new way to troll Darla!
Has anyone mentioned yet that Glenn recorded an alternative version of
The Robot Song? <http://interrobang.jwgh.org/songs/robot2.mp3> It's
pleasingly psychotic and makes good use of the electric elephant trunk!
-jwgh
--
"Medicine was so backwards in the early 1500s that the curative powers
of the leech had not yet been discovered."
- Joel Achenbach, _Why Things Are Volume II: The Big Picture_
John D Salt
news:1fum54p.xbkaiv17np5jiN%sp...@jwgh.org:
[Snips]
> It's true. The triangle player is named Gokmop the
> Irrefrangible.
Correctly correctington. Gokmop the Irrefrangible, with his
mighty 8-inch National Steel.
I am thinking of having myself measured for a pentagonal
triangle, because that's the kind of crazy rock'n'roll beer
monster I am, locked in the death-drip of self-destructive
creativity and reefer madness.
I am, however, capable of musically exploiting the full haunting
quality of the traditional acoustic triangle, as well as the
modern electrical instrument. The experimental musician in me is
looking forward to future events when I am scheduled to try out
the magnetic and weak atomic triangles.
You may think the drug-crazed tiny-tots who shake their lank hair
and booties in the mosh pit at Interrobang Cartel gigs are
playing air theremin, but they are really playing air weak atomic
pentagonal triangle.
They worship me.
It is the mighty ego of Gokmop the Irrefrangible that puts the
"I" in the triangle, and don't you old Bavarian geezers forget
it.
Leave me now, I must work on my circulatory breathing.
All the best,
Gokmop the Irrefrangible.
Darla Vladschyk
>We have discovered a new way to troll Darla!
Ooops.
In other news: We're leaving today for a three-week vacation. We are
flying to Vancouver; then driving back to Halifax across the great
USA. I have no clue what we are going to find to look at in Idaho,
Wyoming and Nebraska, but maybe there will be a World's Biggest Ball
of Twine or something.
We may have to put the car on auto-drive and just sleep through The
Prairies and The Heartland. *shrug*
Anyway, be aware of a gentle breeze against your cheek as we wave to
Kibologists on our way through your town.
Also: Anyone thinking about trashing our house in our absence should
be prepared to deal with a vicious, black-belted housesitter and two
rabid terriers. And Maxx The Drooling Cat.
See you after Memorial Day.
-=D=-
Daniel Buettner
> In other news: We're leaving today for a three-week vacation. We are
> flying to Vancouver; then driving back to Halifax across the great
> USA. I have no clue what we are going to find to look at in Idaho,
> Wyoming and Nebraska, but maybe there will be a World's Biggest Ball
> of Twine or something.
NEBRASKA? Are you driving on I-80? If you are, wave when
you pass through Lincoln!
--
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~
"Daniel Buettner" line 4 of 4 --100%--
Darla Vladschyk
>Darla Vladschyk <DarlaVl...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>> In other news: We're leaving today for a three-week vacation. We are
>> flying to Vancouver; then driving back to Halifax across the great
>> USA. I have no clue what we are going to find to look at in Idaho,
>> Wyoming and Nebraska, but maybe there will be a World's Biggest Ball
>> of Twine or something.
>
>NEBRASKA? Are you driving on I-80? If you are, wave when
>you pass through Lincoln!
Yes. yes we are! If you want a phone call at least. send me your
number!
Kevin S. Wilson
Vladschyk) wrote:
>I have no clue what we are going to find to look at in Idaho
<cough>
--
Kevin S. Wilson
Tech Writer at a University Somewhere in Idaho
"You can safely ignore Kevin in order to
maximise life's experience." --A. Loon, in alt.religion.kibology
David DeLaney
>Anyway, be aware of a gentle breeze against your cheek as we wave to
>Kibologists on our way through your town.
News flash: Further tornadoes devastate Oklahoooma on Thursday. Surviving
kibologists PLEASE CHECK IN!
>Also: Anyone thinking about trashing our house in our absence should
>be prepared to deal with a vicious, black-belted housesitter and two
>rabid terriers. And Maxx The Drooling Cat.
Dave "should require about a force six, don't you think?" DeLaney
--
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It's not the clock that slows the hour The definition's plain for anyone to see
Love is all it takes to make a family" - R&P. VISUALIZE HAPPYNET VRbeable<BLINK>
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