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Darrylbar

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Jun 1, 2000, 3:00:00 AM6/1/00
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Hello

In the login process to this group I think this got lost. So lets try it
again. In the ending bits of this episode you see Zack with Vir in a palace
room looking over some paperwork. What unform is Zack wearing. I think its
ranger gear, a friend of mine says army of light. Does anyone have the correct
info.

Note, as always the answer will be greatly appreciated.

Darrylbar


Jms at B5

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I'm appending this message here as well as sending it as a separate thread
because sometimes new threads take a while to get through moderation, whereas
replies to current threads get through faster, so pardon any redundencies....

For those who have wanted to see some new stuff from me....

I'm pleased to announce that I've signed a contract to have some of my prose
work appear online at www.bookface.com, a brand new and exciting site which
will make a wide range of well-known authors and best-sellers available for
reading online *without charge* to readers.

These include the following items, which will be rolled out in roughly this
order over the coming days and weeks....

My brand new non-B5 short story, COLD TYPE, and in a little while, a reprint of
my novelette WE KILLED THEM IN THE RATINGS, which originally appeared in a
major mystery anthology. COLD TYPE is a contemporary dark fantasy story in
the TWILIGHT ZONE mold.

Of special interest to B5 and Crusade fans...my two unproduced CRUSADE scripts
that were written specifically to crank up the overall story arc: "To the Ends
of the Earth," which was to be that season's arc jumper a la "The Coming of
Shadows," and the *season finale* "End of the Line." These episodes were
written but never filmed. For those who want to know what was planned for the
rest of the season and where it was going...this is it.

AND...biggest of all....

In a few weeks, as a thank-you to all the B5 fans who've stayed with us over
the years, instead of taking my new novel to auction, through Bookface I'm
making it avaiable *free* for online reading. TRIBULATIONS will be serialized
on the Bookface site over a period of about a month.

So head on over...I think you'll like what you see.

jms
jms

(jms...@aol.com)
B5 Official Fan Club at:
http://www.thestation.com
(all message content (c) 2000 by
synthetic worlds, ltd., permission
to reprint specifically denied to
SFX Magazine)

Jms at B5

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Jun 4, 2000, 3:00:00 AM6/4/00
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Actually, I was just at the bookface.com site and I'm pleased to see that
they've uploaded ALL the stuff already, absent Tribulations.

So both Crusade scripts are up, plus COLD TYPE, WE KILLED THEM IN THE RATINGS,
and another short story of mine, previoulsy published in PULPHOUSE, "Say Hello,
Mister Quigley." It's a story with teeth....

Best to go to the search window and type in straczynski to find all of them.

Michael Harper

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Jms at B5 wrote:

So both Crusade scripts are up, plus COLD TYPE, WE KILLED THEM IN THE RATINGS,
and another short story of mine, previoulsy published in PULPHOUSE, "Say Hello,
Mister Quigley." It's a story with teeth.... Best to go to the search window and
type in straczynski to find all of them.

And in the course of housecleaning recently, I found the issue of Pulphouse that
story is in...

So I'm on my way there now!

jmh

JBONETATI

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Jun 4, 2000, 3:00:00 AM6/4/00
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<<So both Crusade scripts are up, plus COLD TYPE, WE KILLED THEM IN THE
RATINGS,
and another short story of mine, previoulsy published in PULPHOUSE, "Say Hello,
Mister Quigley." It's a story with teeth....>>

Whew! I just finished the two Crusade scripts. Now I want more Crusade more
than ever! And now more questions than ever, sigh....

The system seemed to hang up on the third page of "Cold Type" so I'm going to
save it and "Say Hello.." for later. Later today probably <g>.

JMS, you realize that you're spoiling us, don't you? We're going to want new
JMS stuff every week again soon. Good thing for Rising Stars and Joe's Comics,
I think.

And thanks in advance for Tribulations! What a cool thing to do. Will it ever
see print though? I do like to be able to pick my books up and put them down.

Thanks,

Jan


Tammy Smith

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Jun 4, 2000, 3:00:00 AM6/4/00
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Great--I've bookmarked the Bookface site, & will check out the stories.

Tammy

Tammy Smith

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I can't read the stories! It's Java only, & I can only use html with
Webtv!

Any way you can get them to add html, JMS? I'd really like to read the
stories!

Tammy

Simo Aaltonen

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On 4 Jun 2000 09:55:15 -0600, Tammy Smith <gka...@webtv.net> wrote:
>Any way you can get them to add html, JMS? I'd really like to read the
>stories!

I suspect that's unlikely (unfortunately) since they want to make it
impossible to read the books off-line. Standard HTML could be saved or
copy-and-pasted just like that, unlike the Java system they're using.

It's an understandable approach, I think. Who wants to see JMS's and
others' books being peddled by people who've printed them themselves off
the site? Not me.

-simo aaltonen


Joseph O'Neil

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On 4 Jun 2000 01:51:15 -0600, jms...@aol.com (Jms at B5) wrote:

>So both Crusade scripts are up, plus COLD TYPE, WE KILLED THEM IN THE RATINGS,
>and another short story of mine, previoulsy published in PULPHOUSE, "Say Hello,
>Mister Quigley." It's a story with teeth....

-snip-

Thanks, thanks a big one! It works perfectly. The only thing
I wish is the "reading window" was a wee bit bigger. For guys like
me using small monitors it's kinda tight to read, even with the type
enlarged, but still, it is a fantastic thing you did.
thanks again
joe


http://www.oneilphoto.on.ca

Jeff Vavasour

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Jms at B5 wrote in message <20000604032506...@ng-cm1.aol.com>...

>I'm pleased to announce that I've signed a contract to have some of my
prose
>work appear online at www.bookface.com, [...]

>Of special interest to B5 and Crusade fans...my two unproduced CRUSADE
scripts
>that were written specifically to crank up the overall story arc: "To the
Ends
>of the Earth," which was to be that season's arc jumper a la "The Coming of
>Shadows," and the *season finale* "End of the Line."

Thanks immensely! It sounded for a while that, if they couldn't be released
in the proper medium, you weren't going to be releasing them at all.

*** SPOILER QUESTION FOR END OF THE LINE ***

I'll try to keep it as vague as possible, but it seemed a little hard to
believe that that was the best Galen could do in the final scene. I realise
he might've been drained from a few scenes back, but it was my impression
that a large amount of time had passed... enough to recover somewhat.

- Jeff


Jms at B5

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>The system seemed to hang up on the third page of "Cold Type" so I'm going to
>save it and "Say Hello.." for later. Later today probably <g>.

Apparently so many people went after Cold Type that the system hiccupped....

>And thanks in advance for Tribulations! What a cool thing to do. Will it
>ever
>see print though? I do like to be able to pick my books up and put them
>down.
>

Of that I have no doubt. We haven't set anything up yet or even gone to market
on it because I really wanted to let this go out in this form first.

Jms at B5

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Just checked in again, and "Cold Type" is definitely glitching about page
3...but the rest of the stories and Crusade scripts are definitely fine (though
"We Killed Them in the Ratings" is somehow coming through as one big
paragraph).

Tammy Smith

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I e-mailed Bookface, & they can't do html, so I guess I will have to
read the stories on my sister's computer. Oh, well!

Tammy

Chibi-Light

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In rec.arts.sf.tv.babylon5.moderated, John Dutka <jdu...@pcnet.com>
writes:


>Their privacy policy may be a bit distressing, as it does not make clear
>whether or not they'll give your email address to anoyone else or if they'll
>send you any email at all. A "yes" to either of those comments will mean
>there's no way in hell I'll register with them. These days, when email spam
>is a significant issue for many people, a yes to any of the above questions
>would be poor form. Thanks.

There in lies the magic of a "junk" address. Set yourself up a
hotmail or yahoo address and use that for sites that might be proned
to spam you and you've got no worries. Plus, if they do send you some
sort of confirmation email, you can still recieve it where as if you
just typed in "i...@hate.spam" you'd never see it. Anyway, hope that
helps.

CL


Michael J Wise

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Tammy Smith wrote:

> I can't read the stories! It's Java only, & I can only use html with
> Webtv!

Sorry, Java is required.

> Any way you can get them to add html, JMS? I'd really like to read the
> stories!

It is not going to happen. Read their FAQ for why they are doing it this
way, and you'll understand.

Aloha mai Nai`a!
--
"Please have your Internet License http://kapu.net/~mjwise/
and Usenet Registration handy..."

carl Dershem

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Jms at B5 wrote:

> Just checked in again, and "Cold Type" is definitely glitching about page
> 3...but the rest of the stories and Crusade scripts are definitely fine (though
> "We Killed Them in the Ratings" is somehow coming through as one big
> paragraph).

Where on the site are the scripts? I looked (loved "cold type") and didn't see
them anywhere.

cd


Kay Shapero

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04 Jun 00 00:51, Jms at B5 wrote to All:

JaB> So both Crusade scripts are up, plus COLD TYPE, WE KILLED THEM
JaB> IN THE RATINGS,
JaB> and another short story of mine, previoulsy published in
JaB> PULPHOUSE, "Say Hello,
JaB> Mister Quigley." It's a story with teeth....

Hooray!!!


J. Potts

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In article <20000604184953...@ng-fo1.aol.com>,

Jms at B5 <jms...@aol.com> wrote:
>Just checked in again, and "Cold Type" is definitely glitching about page
>3...but the rest of the stories and Crusade scripts are definitely fine (though
>"We Killed Them in the Ratings" is somehow coming through as one big
>paragraph).

I've just finished reading all your stories currently on bookface.com.
Wow. In particular, the Crusade scripts. Not only am I more hooked than
ever on Crusade, but you left it on a *cliffhanger*! You mean, mean man!

BTW, "Cold Type" seems to be doing better now, though "We Killed Them in the
Ratings" still appears as (mostly) one large paragraph. Actually, one
paragraph per 3-4 pages.

Also, the script for "To the Ends of the Earth" I noticed a rather glaring
typo. On page 18, for the INT. CONFERENCE ROOM where Gideon is seated going
over the report, as Matheson waits, the next set of lines says it's Galen
speaking and it should read Gideon. It threw me for a loop there for a
second, 'til I realized the mistake.

That aside, did I mention how much I enjoyed the Crusade scripts? You know,
I don't think I'd object if you decided to write the next 4 1/2 years worth
of Crusade scripts and put them up on the bookface.com web site.....

I also really enjoyed the other pieces. "Say Hello, Mr. Quigley" reminded
me of the old Twilight Zone stories. You know, you seem to have a knack for
this writing thing. You ought to consider doing it for a living.

--
JRP
"How many slime-trailing, sleepless, slimy, slobbering things do you know
that will *run and hide* from your Eveready?"
--Maureen Birnbaum, Barbarian Swordsperson


J. Potts

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In article <393AED94...@home.com>,

carl Dershem <der...@home.com> wrote:
>Where on the site are the scripts? I looked (loved "cold type") and didn't see
>them anywhere.

I went to "Power Search" and put Joe's last name in and it pulled up
all the stuff he's got on there right now.

Richard Lyth

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carl Dershem <der...@home.com> wrote in message
news:393AED94...@home.com...

> Jms at B5 wrote:
>
> > Just checked in again, and "Cold Type" is definitely glitching about
page
> > 3...but the rest of the stories and Crusade scripts are definitely fine
(though
> > "We Killed Them in the Ratings" is somehow coming through as one big
> > paragraph).
>
> Where on the site are the scripts? I looked (loved "cold type") and
didn't see
> them anywhere.
>
> cd
>
Just do a search for 'Crusade' - that's the only title that both are given.
They're fantastic scripts - it's a shame we didn't get to see them on
screen, but it's nice to know what would have happened at least.

Richard


Andrew Swallow

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In article <Pine.MAC.4.10.100060...@kapu.net>, Michael J Wise
<mjw...@kapu.net> writes:

>
>> I can't read the stories! It's Java only, & I can only use html with
>> Webtv!
>
>Sorry, Java is required.
>

It sounds like someone should publish instructions on how to run jarva from
CompuServe. I accessed the www.bookface.com via Internet Explorer; but there
must be a better way then that.

Thank you JMS I enjoyed the 2 new episodes.

Andrew Swallow


Andy Hock

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Thanks! I've acquired several "junk" e-mail addresses throughout the
years, but I never thought of using them to control spam.

Andy Hock


j...@gte.net

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I read Cold Type and Say Hello to Mr Quigley. I must say, I think the
latter would make a wonderful horror movie. It would be so misleading
-- everyone thinking they knew what was going on, until the end.

At one point you (JMS) said we shouldn't go to the trouble of digging
up your early novels because they were really not that good. I
ignored the advice and found them. You are right, they are not that
good. However, somewhere between then and now you got to be a
fantastic writer.

Next time on line, I will go for the crusade scripts.

Jon (jjs)


Jms at B5

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>I read Cold Type and Say Hello to Mr Quigley. I must say, I think the
>latter would make a wonderful horror movie. It would be so misleading
>-- everyone thinking they knew what was going on, until the end.
>

Thanks...most horror films these days are about damnation and not a lot of them
are about redemption. I wanted to cut against the tide on that one.

>At one point you (JMS) said we shouldn't go to the trouble of digging
>up your early novels because they were really not that good. I
>ignored the advice and found them. You are right, they are not that
>good. However, somewhere between then and now you got to be a
>fantastic writer.

Thanks, but I'm still not quite there yet, in my own mind, not quite where I
want to be with the writing. Give me another ten years.

lcou...@stetson.edu

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In article <20000604180527...@ng-fa1.aol.com>,

jms...@aol.com (Jms at B5) wrote:
> >The system seemed to hang up on the third page of "Cold Type" so I'm
going to
> >save it and "Say Hello.." for later. Later today probably <g>.
>
> Apparently so many people went after Cold Type that the system
hiccupped....
>
> >And thanks in advance for Tribulations! What a cool thing to do.
Will it
> >ever
> >see print though? I do like to be able to pick my books up and put
them
> >down.
> >
>
> Of that I have no doubt. We haven't set anything up yet or even gone
to market
> on it because I really wanted to let this go out in this form first.
>
> jms
>
> (jms...@aol.com)
> B5 Official Fan Club at:
> http://www.thestation.com
> (all message content (c) 2000 by
> synthetic worlds, ltd., permission
> to reprint specifically denied to
> SFX Magazine)
>
>


Just a little innocent question - has jms ever been nominated for a
Hugo in the short story category? Would "Cold Type" qualify for next
year. Note I am *not* trying to arranage a ballot - stuffing or
anything <g>.

Lisa Coulter


Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/
Before you buy.


lcou...@stetson.edu

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In article <20000608224820...@ng-bd1.aol.com>,

jms...@aol.com (Jms at B5) wrote:
> >I read Cold Type and Say Hello to Mr Quigley. I must say, I think
the
> >latter would make a wonderful horror movie. It would be so
misleading
> >-- everyone thinking they knew what was going on, until the end.
> >
>
> Thanks...most horror films these days are about damnation and not a
lot of them
> are about redemption. I wanted to cut against the tide on that one.
>
> >At one point you (JMS) said we shouldn't go to the trouble of digging
> >up your early novels because they were really not that good. I
> >ignored the advice and found them. You are right, they are not that
> >good. However, somewhere between then and now you got to be a
> >fantastic writer.
>
> Thanks, but I'm still not quite there yet, in my own mind, not quite
where I
> want to be with the writing. Give me another ten years.
>
> jms
>
> (jms...@aol.com)
> B5 Official Fan Club at:
> http://www.thestation.com
> (all message content (c) 2000 by
> synthetic worlds, ltd., permission
> to reprint specifically denied to
> SFX Magazine)
>
>


Given as good as you are now, that is a frightening statement!

Pål Are Nordal

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Andy Hock wrote:
>
> Thanks! I've acquired several "junk" e-mail addresses throughout the
> years, but I never thought of using them to control spam.

There is also http://spamcop.net which tracks down the spammers ISP and
automatically generates a report. Always gives me a good feeling each I
report a spammer :-)

--
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Pål Are Nordal
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John W. Kennedy

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Wingnut wrote:
> If we give you another ten years, we'll have to start pronouncing Straczynski as
> "shake-spear."

Arrggghhhh!!!!!

You obviously don't follow humanities.lit.authors.shakespeare, where
about half the traffic is taken up by looney [sic] who-wrote-Shakespeare
conspiracy theories. PLEASE DON'T JOKE ABOUT THE SUBJECT.

--
-John W. Kennedy
-jwk...@attglobal.net
Compact is becoming contract
Man only earns and pays. -- Charles Williams


Jane E. Nicholson

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On 4 Jun 2000 14:42:55 -0600, "Jeff Vavasour" <je...@physics.ubc.ca> wrote:

>*** SPOILER QUESTION FOR END OF THE LINE ***
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>I'll try to keep it as vague as possible, but it seemed a little hard to
>believe that that was the best Galen could do in the final scene. I realise
>he might've been drained from a few scenes back, but it was my impression
>that a large amount of time had passed... enough to recover somewhat.
>
>- Jeff
>

It seemed to me that he wasn't drained from anything he had done, he was
distracted by the current emotional situation between himself and Gideon.

Jane


Richard Tibbetts

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"John W. Kennedy" <jwke...@bellatlantic.net> wrote:

>Wingnut wrote:
>> If we give you another ten years, we'll have to start pronouncing Straczynski as
>> "shake-spear."
>
>Arrggghhhh!!!!!
>
>You obviously don't follow humanities.lit.authors.shakespeare, where
>about half the traffic is taken up by looney [sic] who-wrote-Shakespeare
>conspiracy theories. PLEASE DON'T JOKE ABOUT THE SUBJECT.

So you're saying Bacon wrote B5??
--
Richard Tibbetts
http://www.primepeace.ltd.uk/


Jms at B5

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>So you're saying Bacon wrote B5??

Now be a good egg and stop that.

Iain Rae

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yes, Paramount have all the Ham.


--
Iain Rae
Computing Officer
Dept. Civil & Offshore Engineering
Heriot-Watt University


Tammy Smith

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I 've noticed, Joe, that you are joking around a lot more here on the
moderated newsgroup. It looks like the "vacation" from dealing with
"suits" like the ones at TNT has done you some good! Do you agree that
it's done you some good?

Tammy

Michael Ross

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On 14 Jun 2000 03:03:28 -0600, Iain Rae <ia...@civ.hw.ac.uk> wrote:

>Jms at B5 wrote:
>>
>> >So you're saying Bacon wrote B5??
>>
>> Now be a good egg and stop that.
>>
>> jms
>>
>> (jms...@aol.com)
>> B5 Official Fan Club at:
>> http://www.thestation.com
>> (all message content (c) 2000 by
>> synthetic worlds, ltd., permission
>> to reprint specifically denied to
>> SFX Magazine)
>
>
>yes, Paramount have all the Ham.

All right, this stops - now. One more pun and you're toast...

Mike

Rangers Catering Corps - 'We boil for the One, we fry for the One'
http://www.corestore.org


Gharlane of Eddore

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Someone said:
>
> So you're saying Bacon wrote B5??
>

Jms at B5 wrote:
>
> Now be a good egg and stop that.
>

On 14 Jun 2000 03:03:28 -0600, Iain Rae <ia...@civ.hw.ac.uk> wrote:
>
> yes, Paramount have all the Ham.
>


In <rh7gkskvb1lqvcnla...@4ax.com>


Michael Ross <aba...@ibm.net> writes:
>
> All right, this stops - now. One more pun and you're toast...
>


You call *that* a yoke?

I'm scrambling to get out of here in case this devilment isn't
over easy....

Christian McNeill

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"Michael Ross" <aba...@ibm.net> wrote in message
news:rh7gkskvb1lqvcnla...@4ax.com...

> On 14 Jun 2000 03:03:28 -0600, Iain Rae <ia...@civ.hw.ac.uk> wrote:
> >Jms at B5 wrote:
> >>
> >> >So you're saying Bacon wrote B5??
> >>
> >> Now be a good egg and stop that.
> >>
> >> jms
> >>
> >> (jms...@aol.com)
> >> B5 Official Fan Club at:
> >> http://www.thestation.com
> >> (all message content (c) 2000 by
> >> synthetic worlds, ltd., permission
> >> to reprint specifically denied to
> >> SFX Magazine)
> >
> >
> >yes, Paramount have all the Ham.
>
> All right, this stops - now. One more pun and you're toast...

I take it that all this joking around is not your bread and butter. :)

--


==========================================
Christian McNeill

One of the Medwar First Ones
Keeper of the "Grrr Arrgh"
Guardian of Mutant Enemy

E-mail: chri...@quicknet.com.au
Web: red.underground.com.au
ICQ: 818458
or 48580607

Pål Are Nordal

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Naah, he's just acting in accordance with the new "Super-Ultra Happy Fun
Smile Time" decree, issued by the usenet cabal.

Alyson L. Abramowitz

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Christian McNeill wrote:
>
> "Michael Ross" <aba...@ibm.net> wrote in message
> news:rh7gkskvb1lqvcnla...@4ax.com...
> > On 14 Jun 2000 03:03:28 -0600, Iain Rae <ia...@civ.hw.ac.uk> wrote:
> > >Jms at B5 wrote:
> > >>
> > >> >So you're saying Bacon wrote B5??
> > >>
> > >> Now be a good egg and stop that.
> > >>
> > >> jms
> > >>
> > >> (jms...@aol.com)
> > >> B5 Official Fan Club at:
> > >> http://www.thestation.com
> > >> (all message content (c) 2000 by
> > >> synthetic worlds, ltd., permission
> > >> to reprint specifically denied to
> > >> SFX Magazine)
> > >
> > >
> > >yes, Paramount have all the Ham.
> >
> > All right, this stops - now. One more pun and you're toast...
>
> I take it that all this joking around is not your bread and butter. :)

It's just food for thought.

Best,
Alyson


Dan Dassow

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In article <8i9vr3$4...@news.csus.edu>,
ghar...@ccshp1.ccs.csus.edu (Gharlane of Eddore) wrote:

>
> Someone said:
> >
> > So you're saying Bacon wrote B5??
> >
>
> Jms at B5 wrote:
> >
> > Now be a good egg and stop that.
> >
>
> On 14 Jun 2000 03:03:28 -0600, Iain Rae <ia...@civ.hw.ac.uk> wrote:
> >
> > yes, Paramount have all the Ham.
> >
>
> In <rh7gkskvb1lqvcnla...@4ax.com>
> Michael Ross <aba...@ibm.net> writes:
> >
> > All right, this stops - now. One more pun and you're toast...
> >
>
> You call *that* a yoke?
>
> I'm scrambling to get out of here in case this devilment isn't
> over easy....
>
>
choke...cough...coffee...coffee...coffee
Before you egg anyone else on, you had better pour on the juice and
break_fast out of here. Otherwise, you will become flat as a pan cake.
We have been known to grill people who tell cereal puns like this.
Orange you glad this has finally come to an end.

Pål Are Nordal

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Jun 17, 2000, 3:00:00 AM6/17/00
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ear...@hotmail.com wrote:
> Dan Dassow <dan_d...@my-deja.com> spewed:

> >>
> >choke...cough...coffee...coffee...coffee
> >Before you egg anyone else on, you had better pour on the juice and
> >break_fast out of here. Otherwise, you will become flat as a pan cake.
> >We have been known to grill people who tell cereal puns like this.
> >Orange you glad this has finally come to an end.
>
> I think you're just waffling over which pun to tell next. I says,
> grits your teeth and take the plunge, lest someone else bean you to
> it.

OK! THAT'S IT!

I'M CALLING IN THE SHOCK TROOPS...

*WHAM* *WHAM* *WHAM* *WHAM*

Anybody got any more puns they'd like addressed?

Maagic

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Jun 19, 2000, 3:00:00 AM6/19/00
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ear...@hotmail.com wrote:
>
> Pål Are Nordal <a_b...@bigfoot.com> spewed:


>
> >ear...@hotmail.com wrote:
> >> Dan Dassow <dan_d...@my-deja.com> spewed:
> >> >>
> >> >choke...cough...coffee...coffee...coffee
> >> >Before you egg anyone else on, you had better pour on the juice and
> >> >break_fast out of here. Otherwise, you will become flat as a pan cake.
> >> >We have been known to grill people who tell cereal puns like this.
> >> >Orange you glad this has finally come to an end.
> >>
> >> I think you're just waffling over which pun to tell next. I says,
> >> grits your teeth and take the plunge, lest someone else bean you to
> >> it.
> >
> >OK! THAT'S IT!
> >
> >I'M CALLING IN THE SHOCK TROOPS...
> >
> >*WHAM* *WHAM* *WHAM* *WHAM*
> >
> >Anybody got any more puns they'd like addressed?
>

> Just one....
>
> <Mr_Smithers>
>
> Eggsellent!
>
> </Mr_Smithers>
> ---
>
> "Cannot run out of time. There is infinite time. You are finite.
> Zathras is finite. This.. is wrong tool." -Zathras

That's it... You're TOAST! :)

--
-Maagic
aka Bryan Foster
Webmaster of the Rick and Bubba Experience
http://www.rickandbubba.net


The_Doge of St. Louis

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Jun 19, 2000, 3:00:00 AM6/19/00
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In article <20000614004602...@ng-fg1.aol.com>, jms...@aol.com
(Jms at B5) wrote:

>>So you're saying Bacon wrote B5??
>

>Now be a good egg and stop that.
>

> jms

Pay not attention to him, jms, he's just a poacher.

<rim shot>

--
<*> ObQuote: "Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publication."
-- Fran Lebowitz
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Charles Thomas Applin

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Jun 20, 2000, 3:00:00 AM6/20/00
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ear...@hotmail.com wrote:

>
> >choke...cough...coffee...coffee...coffee
> >Before you egg anyone else on, you had better pour on the juice and
> >break_fast out of here. Otherwise, you will become flat as a pan cake.
> >We have been known to grill people who tell cereal puns like this.
> >Orange you glad this has finally come to an end.
>
> I think you're just waffling over which pun to tell next. I says,
> grits your teeth and take the plunge, lest someone else bean you to
> it.

I'm lost, can you help me ketchup on purpose of this coffee talk?

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