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Stan

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Sep 3, 2002, 10:53:42 PM9/3/02
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Tomorrow night's version of "he said she said she said he said and
Google tells all" will start promptly at 8 PM EST and continue all
night.

Dave will show his good side to Heather and bad side to Connie for the
first two hours.

Then Connie will make love to Dave for 5 minutes.

Following this, roles will revert to normal for two hours with Dave and
Heather going for 3 consecutive 30 posts threads. Connie will say
nothing during this time.

Then Connie will kick off a series of threads saying Hi to Dave and
Fuckoff to Heather.

Luna will hop in after this and offer to package up Dave and Connie to
immediate shipment to mister honesty in Indonesia.

Volunteers are needed to act as seconds for each of the participants BUT
must be acceptable to the participants which may prove difficult.

Kenster will give his political comments throughout which will be
ignored by the participants (a difficult task to say the least).

Those wishing to avoid this program may feel free to post the seldom
used soc.support.depression in an effort to revitalize this group.

There is also an opening for a team of three to challenge the
Dave-Connie-Heather team on Thursday night.

Rumor has it that Mary Beth is preparing to resurrect her gossip column.
Featured will be an synopsis of each evening's tag team battle for those
who are unable to either understand it or follow it.

In the meantime, all those who want an East Coast meet need to
immediately start begging my wife to allow this as I don't dare mention
it again. If my wife should agree, she will be reading the Google
Archives from the past month to decide how many auxiliary policemen will
be needed at the meet.

Devoid89

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Sep 3, 2002, 10:58:09 PM9/3/02
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*applause*


Luna

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Sep 3, 2002, 11:02:13 PM9/3/02
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<snip of MOST EXCELLENT synopsis>

Stan, if Mary Beth is too busy perhaps you should take up the torch? You're
very good at this. :)

jean

ConnieKat

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Sep 3, 2002, 11:01:42 PM9/3/02
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Oh, STAN!
I'm on the floor laughing here!
LOLOLOL
I LOVE IT!
I can't breaaaaathe!

my stomach is hurting!


"Stan" <spi...@ulster.net> wrote in message
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Sep 3, 2002, 11:05:41 PM9/3/02
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"Stan" <spi...@ulster.net> wrote in message
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anybody can predict the obvious
why should tomorrow be any different ?


Luna

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Sep 3, 2002, 11:04:27 PM9/3/02
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"Marybeth" <terr...@aol.com> wrote in message
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> x-no-archive:yes

> >Stan wrote:
>
> >Volunteers are needed to act as seconds for each of the participants
>
> I'll volunteer. Um wait a sec....let's read further...

>
> >BUT
> >must be acceptable to the participants which may prove difficult.
> >
>
> Okay, forget it. I'm out.

>
> >There is also an opening for a team of three to challenge the
> >Dave-Connie-Heather team on Thursday night.
>
>
> May I suggest Vali, Robert Maas, and Dick Small?
>
> No, I want to see this threesome: Luna, Denise, and Aware. WOOHOO! Three
hot
> chicks going at it. I'll bring the camera.

I've got my strap on ready, baby!

jean

>
> >Rumor has it that Mary Beth is preparing to resurrect her gossip column.
>

> Nope, never happen. Sorry. I have had numerous requests though, but just
not up
> to it anymore.


>
> >In the meantime, all those who want an East Coast meet need to
> >immediately start begging my wife
>

> I'm done with those too. I'll beg your wife.
>
> Very cute Stan,
> You're a sweetie,
> Mary Beth
>
>


gardenia

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Sep 3, 2002, 11:22:46 PM9/3/02
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Devoid89 wrote:
> *applause*

more like a standing ovation ..


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Sep 3, 2002, 11:59:23 PM9/3/02
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"gardenia" <garde...@prodigy.net> wrote in message
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> Devoid89 wrote:
> > *applause*
>
> more like a standing ovation ..
>
>

sorry , no standing well ovalating


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Sep 4, 2002, 2:44:24 AM9/4/02
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"Heather" <sp...@menot.com> wrote in message
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> In article <3D7575AB...@ulster.net>, Stan <spi...@ulster.net>
> wrote:
>
> <snip>
>
> Wow, I can't believe this came from your keyboard, Stan. Talk about a
> kick in the teeth. I thought you were my friend.
>
> Heather


i told you eventually everyone will figure you out


Brian Sunderland

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Sep 4, 2002, 4:44:26 AM9/4/02
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> I thought you were my friend.

Welcome to ASD where everyone react to you because of who you are, not what
you post.

What a fantasy.

Bri

--
Drink green tea - it's good for you.


Stan

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Sep 4, 2002, 7:02:17 AM9/4/02
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Heather wrote:
>
> In article <3D7575AB...@ulster.net>, Stan <spi...@ulster.net>
> wrote:
>
> <snip>
>
> Wow, I can't believe this came from your keyboard, Stan. Talk about a

> kick in the teeth. I thought you were my friend.

I do apologize Heather. It was not my intention to hurt anyone. As I
have had pointed out to me by a friend of yours, you have felt very
unfairly picked on and been very hurt by the things said to you. I'm
very sorry.

My only intention was to step back from all this never-ending posting
and take a humorous view of it from a distance.

Stan


Stan
>
> Heather

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Sep 4, 2002, 1:27:28 PM9/4/02
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"Aware1" <pwo...@mindspring.com> wrote in message
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> On Tue, 3 Sep 2002 23:04:27 -0400, "Luna" <jean_c...@hotmail.com>
> uplifted humanity with this little gem:

>
> >"Marybeth" <terr...@aol.com> wrote in message
> >news:20020903230017...@mb-mv.aol.com...
> >> x-no-archive:yes
> >> >Stan wrote:
> >>
> >> >Volunteers are needed to act as seconds for each of the participants
> >>
> >> I'll volunteer. Um wait a sec....let's read further...
> >>
> >> >BUT
> >> >must be acceptable to the participants which may prove difficult.
> >> >
> >>
> >> Okay, forget it. I'm out.
> >>
> >> >There is also an opening for a team of three to challenge the
> >> >Dave-Connie-Heather team on Thursday night.
> >>
> >> May I suggest Vali, Robert Maas, and Dick Small?
> >>
> >> No, I want to see this threesome: Luna, Denise, and Aware. WOOHOO!
Three
> >hot
> >> chicks going at it. I'll bring the camera.
> >
> >I've got my strap on ready, baby!
> >
> >jean
>
> It better be the fluorescent orange one missy!
>
> Aware1
> --
> Toto... I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.
>
> x-no-archive in headers


you do and i'll use the power of vito


Ensoul100

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Sep 4, 2002, 5:41:25 PM9/4/02
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>Subject: Tomorrow Night's Debate Subject..

I think you should take this for a weekly posting!! It's very well done and
brought a much needed laugh

.>In the meantime, all those who want an East Coast meet need to


>immediately start begging my wife to allow this as I don't dare mention
>it again.

Yoo-Who....oh Barb...Puuullll-ease
I'll do the cooking darling, I'll pay the rent...


lynn


You measure democracy by the freedom it gives its dissidents, not the freedom
it gives its assimilated conformists.
~ Abbie Hoffman

Don Quixote

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Sep 4, 2002, 9:45:00 PM9/4/02
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Stan might have said:

[Wonderful summing up reluctantly snipped]

What, no cuddling?


--
Fuck you.

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