"Yeah, so I took off my shoes, like it said in the letter, and I looked
down at my feet, and sure enough each one had five toes! You can imagine
how I felt.
So, yep, it hurt quite a lot to cut off the little outside ones, but the
letter says that it's the only way to get rid of this new fatal disease.
I'm sure glad I saw the warning in time! Doctors are unable to diagnose or
treat it, you know; you just have to cut off the extra mutant toes.
Better check your own feet right away! And tell all your friends!"
had me laughing anyway :)
-AJL