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pinch

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Oct 30, 1999, 3:00:00 AM10/30/99
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Join the Buncha Funch for free and get the following:

Free Membership Sig
Free Super Chimpy Secret Decoder Ring
Free X-Ray Glasses
(while supplies last)

It's all free, it's all yours, so why are you waiting for?

maura

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pinch <pinchp...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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I'm in.


THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~

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I hate you. I really really hate you. PLUS I'M GONNA FSCKING SUE YOU FOR
RIPPING OFF MY IDEA!!!!


************CEASE AND DESIST!!!!********************

Michelle

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maura said:
I'm in.

ditto

"Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures.... Remember, when
someone annoys you, It takes 42 muscles in your face to frown but, it only
takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and smack the asshole upside the head."
Todd Freim


Christine A Tarbet

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Excerpts from netnews.alt.tv.real-world: 30-Oct-99 BUNCHA FUNCH
APPLICATIONS N.. by pi...@yahoo.com
> Join the Buncha Funch for free and get the following:
>
> Free Membership Sig
> Free Super Chimpy Secret Decoder Ring
> Free X-Ray Glasses
> (while supplies last)
>
> It's all free, it's all yours, so why are you waiting for?

See, Mystic Neutrino, it's all about the decoder ring and free X-ray
specs. Sign me up, Pinch! I wanna be in the buncha funch!

christine

Michelle

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MN said:
I hate you. I really really hate you. PLUS I'M GONNA FSCKING SUE YOU FOR
RIPPING OFF MY IDEA!!!!

My, my, my. Jealousy is an UGLY, UGLY emotion.......
You never wouldgive us the 411 on your "Funch Bunch" so we had to go
elsewhere.

maura

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Michelle <girl...@aol.comnojunk> wrote in message
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> MN said:
> I hate you. I really really hate you. PLUS I'M GONNA FSCKING SUE YOU
FOR
> RIPPING OFF MY IDEA!!!!
>
> My, my, my. Jealousy is an UGLY, UGLY emotion.......
> You never wouldgive us the 411 on your "Funch Bunch" so we had to go
> elsewhere.
>
\\

Wait. There's no men.

Big Red Shark

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maura wrote in message ...
:
:Michelle <girl...@aol.comnojunk> wrote in message

:news:19991030171536...@ng-ct1.aol.com...
:> MN said:
:> I hate you. I really really hate you. PLUS I'M GONNA FSCKING SUE YOU
:FOR
:> RIPPING OFF MY IDEA!!!!
:>
:> My, my, my. Jealousy is an UGLY, UGLY emotion.......
:> You never wouldgive us the 411 on your "Funch Bunch" so we had to go
:> elsewhere.
:>
:\\
:
:Wait. There's no men.
:

Then that would make you the Rug munch bunch

:> "Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures.... Remember,

:>
:>
:>
:>
:>
:>
:>
:
:

maura

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Big Red Shark <ski...@sprynet.com> wrote in message
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>
> maura wrote in message ...
> :
> :Michelle <girl...@aol.comnojunk> wrote in message
> :news:19991030171536...@ng-ct1.aol.com...
> :> MN said:
> :> I hate you. I really really hate you. PLUS I'M GONNA FSCKING SUE YOU
> :FOR
> :> RIPPING OFF MY IDEA!!!!
> :>
> :> My, my, my. Jealousy is an UGLY, UGLY emotion.......
> :> You never wouldgive us the 411 on your "Funch Bunch" so we had to go
> :> elsewhere.
> :>
> :\\
> :
> :Wait. There's no men.
> :
>
> Then that would make you the Rug munch bunch

Don't try to foul a decent club.

pinch

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Maura, Michelle and Christine. WELCOME TO BUNCHA FUNCH!

You're free membership sig will arrive via e-mail tonight (provided you
have supplied your correct e-mail address). Be sure to use it during the
Buncha Funch Fright Fest starting at midnight tonight and continuing
through all of Halloween!

Super Chimpy Decoder Rings and X-Ray Glass will arrive shortly...along
with your first secret message!

pinch

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maura wrote:
>
> Michelle <girl...@aol.comnojunk> wrote in message
> news:19991030171536...@ng-ct1.aol.com...
> > MN said:
> > I hate you. I really really hate you. PLUS I'M GONNA FSCKING SUE YOU
> FOR
> > RIPPING OFF MY IDEA!!!!
> >
> > My, my, my. Jealousy is an UGLY, UGLY emotion.......
> > You never wouldgive us the 411 on your "Funch Bunch" so we had to go
> > elsewhere.
> >
> \\
>
> Wait. There's no men.

ALL ARE WELCOME TO FUNCHA BUNCH (except Joe1Orbit and Nazis).

pinch

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THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ wrote:
>
> pinch <pinchp...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:381B548E...@yahoo.com...
> > Join the Buncha Funch for free and get the following:
> >
> > Free Membership Sig
> > Free Super Chimpy Secret Decoder Ring
> > Free X-Ray Glasses
> > (while supplies last)
> >
> > It's all free, it's all yours, so why are you waiting for?
>
> I hate you. I really really hate you. PLUS I'M GONNA FSCKING SUE YOU FOR
> RIPPING OFF MY IDEA!!!!
>
> ************CEASE AND DESIST!!!!********************

Quit playing Steve Jobs to my Bill Gates. It may have been your idea,
but you didn't know how to market it. Poor sport chimp.

Russell B

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I'll be damned if that bastard "pinch" didn't have the nerve to say:

>maura wrote:
>>
>> Michelle <girl...@aol.comnojunk> wrote in message
>> news:19991030171536...@ng-ct1.aol.com...
>> > MN said:

>> > I hate you. I really really hate you. PLUS I'M GONNA FSCKING SUE YOU
>> FOR
>> > RIPPING OFF MY IDEA!!!!
>> >

>> > My, my, my. Jealousy is an UGLY, UGLY emotion.......
>> > You never wouldgive us the 411 on your "Funch Bunch" so we had to go
>> > elsewhere.
>> >
>> \\
>>
>> Wait. There's no men.
>
>ALL ARE WELCOME TO FUNCHA BUNCH (except Joe1Orbit and Nazis).

I would like to join your Buncha Funch, on the following conditions:

1. Absolutely no "always-on" banner ad window. No, not even a little
one. No, not even if it has a convenient little "handle" to move it
out of the way.

2. Ideally, I should be assigned, or be permitted to choose, a cutesy
Buncha Funch name to use only when in direct communication with other
Buncha Funch members.

That said, and assuming these conditions do not bar my entry in your
club, I eagerly anticipate your letter of acceptance.

>
>>
>> > "Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures.... Remember, when
>> > someone annoys you, It takes 42 muscles in your face to frown but, it only
>> > takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and smack the asshole upside the head."
>> > Todd Freim
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >

--
Russell B

Russell B: "Do you like to hot-chat?"
A. L. I. C. E. the chatterbot: "Hmm, Russell, I'm not sure if I'd like to hot-chat that much. I like to make new friends."

maura

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pinch <pinchp...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> Christine A Tarbet wrote:
> >
> > Excerpts from netnews.alt.tv.real-world: 30-Oct-99 BUNCHA FUNCH
> > APPLICATIONS N.. by pi...@yahoo.com
> > > Join the Buncha Funch for free and get the following:
> > >
> > > Free Membership Sig
> > > Free Super Chimpy Secret Decoder Ring
> > > Free X-Ray Glasses
> > > (while supplies last)
> > >
> > > It's all free, it's all yours, so why are you waiting for?
> >
> > See, Mystic Neutrino, it's all about the decoder ring and free X-ray
> > specs. Sign me up, Pinch! I wanna be in the buncha funch!
> >
> > christine
>
> Maura, Michelle and Christine. WELCOME TO BUNCHA FUNCH!
>
> You're free membership sig will arrive via e-mail tonight (provided you
> have supplied your correct e-mail address). Be sure to use it during the
> Buncha Funch Fright Fest starting at midnight tonight and continuing
> through all of Halloween!
>
> Super Chimpy Decoder Rings and X-Ray Glass will arrive shortly...along
> with your first secret message!

David you should try to get in while membership is still available.


pinch

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Russell B wrote:

> >> Wait. There's no men.
> >
> >ALL ARE WELCOME TO FUNCHA BUNCH (except Joe1Orbit and Nazis).
>
> I would like to join your Buncha Funch, on the following conditions:
>
> 1. Absolutely no "always-on" banner ad window. No, not even a little
> one. No, not even if it has a convenient little "handle" to move it
> out of the way.
>
> 2. Ideally, I should be assigned, or be permitted to choose, a cutesy
> Buncha Funch name to use only when in direct communication with other
> Buncha Funch members.
>
> That said, and assuming these conditions do not bar my entry in your
> club, I eagerly anticipate your letter of acceptance.


Hey Funcha Bunch, let's welcome Russell B, our newest member!

Russell, no banners are ever allowed on the Funcha Bunch, and as a token
of our appreciation, we bestow upon you the honor of choosing cutesy
Funcha Bunch names for not only yourself, but all Active Funcha Bunch
Members, except for me. For Funcha Bunch purposes, I am Pincha Funch.


Funcha Bunch Roll Call:

Pincha Funch!
Maura!
Michelle!
Christine!
Russell!

maura

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Wait now. Russell gets to choose my name but not yours? I must have the
power of veto if this is going to work. Welcome Russell (or whatever your
name is)


Michelle

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please let me know when the first official Funcha Bunch meeting is to
take place -- I will bring the refreshments -- Halloween candy for
all!! We will be eating Halloween candy till Easter!

**Michelle**


Michelle

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pinch said:
ALL ARE WELCOME TO FUNCHA BUNCH (except Joe1Orbit and Nazis).

Aw, no Joe? Come on Pinch, put a little love in your heart.......

**Michelle**


maura

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Michelle <Girl...@webtv.net> wrote in message
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> pinch said:
> ALL ARE WELCOME TO FUNCHA BUNCH (except Joe1Orbit and Nazis).
>
> Aw, no Joe? Come on Pinch, put a little love in your heart.......
>

he'll stick aids infested needles in our 3 muskateers bars.

> **Michelle**
>

THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~

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>
> pinch <pinchp...@yahoo.com> wrote in message


I thinking about it.

THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~

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pinch <pinchp...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> Russell B wrote:
>
> > >> Wait. There's no men.
> > >
> > >ALL ARE WELCOME TO FUNCHA BUNCH (except Joe1Orbit and Nazis).
> >
> > I would like to join your Buncha Funch, on the following conditions:
> >
> > 1. Absolutely no "always-on" banner ad window. No, not even a little
> > one. No, not even if it has a convenient little "handle" to move it
> > out of the way.
> >
> > 2. Ideally, I should be assigned, or be permitted to choose, a cutesy
> > Buncha Funch name to use only when in direct communication with other
> > Buncha Funch members.
> >
> > That said, and assuming these conditions do not bar my entry in your
> > club, I eagerly anticipate your letter of acceptance.
>
>
> Hey Funcha Bunch, let's welcome Russell B, our newest member!
>
> Russell, no banners are ever allowed on the Funcha Bunch, and as a token
> of our appreciation, we bestow upon you the honor of choosing cutesy
> Funcha Bunch names for not only yourself, but all Active Funcha Bunch
> Members, except for me. For Funcha Bunch purposes, I am Pincha Funch.
>
>
> Funcha Bunch Roll Call:
>
> Pincha Funch!
> Maura!
> Michelle!
> Christine!
> Russell!

This makes me sick.


Russell B

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I'll be damned if that bastard "maura" didn't have the nerve to say:

>Wait now. Russell gets to choose my name but not yours? I must have the
>power of veto if this is going to work. Welcome Russell (or whatever your
>name is)

I am deeply hurt by this post. Your Buncha Funch name is Missy Munch,
by the way.

Michelle

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maura said:
he'll stick aids infested needles in our 3 muskateers bars.

Oh yeah, good point. You're right, Joe is definately not Funcha Bunch
material........

Christine A Tarbet

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Excerpts from netnews.alt.tv.real-world: 30-Oct-99 Re: BUNCHA FUNCH
APPLICATIO.. by Russell B...@here.not
> I would like to join your Buncha Funch, on the following conditions:
>
> 1. Absolutely no "always-on" banner ad window. No, not even a little
> one. No, not even if it has a convenient little "handle" to move it
> out of the way.
>
> 2. Ideally, I should be assigned, or be permitted to choose, a cutesy
> Buncha Funch name to use only when in direct communication with other
> Buncha Funch members.
>
> That said, and assuming these conditions do not bar my entry in your
> club, I eagerly anticipate your letter of acceptance.

Yes, I think a cutesy name is in order.

Christine

Christine A Tarbet

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Excerpts from netnews.alt.tv.real-world: 31-Oct-99 URGENT FUNCHA BUNCH
ANNOUNC.. by pi...@yahoo.com
>
> Hey Funcha Bunch, let's welcome Russell B, our newest member!
>
> Russell, no banners are ever allowed on the Funcha Bunch, and as a token
> of our appreciation, we bestow upon you the honor of choosing cutesy
> Funcha Bunch names for not only yourself, but all Active Funcha Bunch
> Members, except for me. For Funcha Bunch purposes, I am Pincha Funch.
>
>
> Funcha Bunch Roll Call:
>
> Pincha Funch!
> Maura!
> Michelle!
> Christine!
> Russell!

HERE! and I wish to be called Christa Funch (either that, or "Chesty Funch.")

CHristine

Christine A Tarbet

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Excerpts from netnews.alt.tv.real-world: 31-Oct-99 Re: URGENT FUNCHA
BUNCH ANN.. by "maura"@mediaone.net
> Wait now. Russell gets to choose my name but not yours? I must have the
> power of veto if this is going to work. Welcome Russell (or whatever your
> name is)

I'm sure you can put in a request.

Christine

Christine A Tarbet

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Excerpts from netnews.alt.tv.real-world: 31-Oct-99 Re: URGENT FUNCHA
BUNCH ANN.. by THE M. NEUTRINO@SUPERHER
> pinch <pinchp...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:381C0893...@yahoo.com...
> > Russell B wrote:
> >
> > > >> Wait. There's no men.
> > > >
> > > >ALL ARE WELCOME TO FUNCHA BUNCH (except Joe1Orbit and Nazis).
> > >
> > > I would like to join your Buncha Funch, on the following conditions:
> > >
> > > 1. Absolutely no "always-on" banner ad window. No, not even a little
> > > one. No, not even if it has a convenient little "handle" to move it
> > > out of the way.
> > >
> > > 2. Ideally, I should be assigned, or be permitted to choose, a cutesy
> > > Buncha Funch name to use only when in direct communication with other
> > > Buncha Funch members.
> > >
> > > That said, and assuming these conditions do not bar my entry in your
> > > club, I eagerly anticipate your letter of acceptance.
> >
> >
> > Hey Funcha Bunch, let's welcome Russell B, our newest member!
> >
> > Russell, no banners are ever allowed on the Funcha Bunch, and as a token
> > of our appreciation, we bestow upon you the honor of choosing cutesy
> > Funcha Bunch names for not only yourself, but all Active Funcha Bunch
> > Members, except for me. For Funcha Bunch purposes, I am Pincha Funch.
> >
> >
> > Funcha Bunch Roll Call:
> >
> > Pincha Funch!
> > Maura!
> > Michelle!
> > Christine!
> > Russell!
>
> This makes me sick.

You know you want in...

Christine

pinch

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THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ wrote:
>

It is pretty gay. I was mocking you and it got out of control. Please
help.

pinch

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THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ wrote:
>
> maura <jm...@mediaone.net> wrote in message
> news:LvPS3.18792$Qo3.3...@wbnws01.ne.mediaone.net...
> >
> > pinch <pinchp...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > news:381BDA9B...@yahoo.com...
> > > Christine A Tarbet wrote:
> > > >
> > > > Excerpts from netnews.alt.tv.real-world: 30-Oct-99 BUNCHA FUNCH
> > > > APPLICATIONS N.. by pi...@yahoo.com
> > > > > Join the Buncha Funch for free and get the following:
> > > > >
> > > > > Free Membership Sig
> > > > > Free Super Chimpy Secret Decoder Ring
> > > > > Free X-Ray Glasses
> > > > > (while supplies last)
> > > > >
> > > > > It's all free, it's all yours, so why are you waiting for?
> > > >
> > > > See, Mystic Neutrino, it's all about the decoder ring and free X-ray
> > > > specs. Sign me up, Pinch! I wanna be in the buncha funch!
> > > >
> > > > christine
> > >
> > > Maura, Michelle and Christine. WELCOME TO BUNCHA FUNCH!
> > >
> > > You're free membership sig will arrive via e-mail tonight (provided you
> > > have supplied your correct e-mail address). Be sure to use it during the
> > > Buncha Funch Fright Fest starting at midnight tonight and continuing
> > > through all of Halloween!
> > >
> > > Super Chimpy Decoder Rings and X-Ray Glass will arrive shortly...along
> > > with your first secret message!
> >
> > David you should try to get in while membership is still available.
> >
> >
> >
>
> I thinking about it.

No. Please. Don't. I'd lose all respect for you.

Russell B

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I'll be damned if that bastard "pinch" didn't have the nerve to say:

>THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ wrote:
>>
>> pinch <pinchp...@yahoo.com> wrote in message

It's too late.

BTW, my name will be Big Funchy.

Russell B

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I'll be damned if that bastard "Christine A Tarbet" didn't have the
nerve to say:

>Excerpts from netnews.alt.tv.real-world: 31-Oct-99 URGENT FUNCHA BUNCH
>ANNOUNC.. by pi...@yahoo.com
>>

>> Hey Funcha Bunch, let's welcome Russell B, our newest member!
>>
>> Russell, no banners are ever allowed on the Funcha Bunch, and as a token
>> of our appreciation, we bestow upon you the honor of choosing cutesy
>> Funcha Bunch names for not only yourself, but all Active Funcha Bunch
>> Members, except for me. For Funcha Bunch purposes, I am Pincha Funch.
>>
>>
>> Funcha Bunch Roll Call:
>>
>> Pincha Funch!
>> Maura!
>> Michelle!
>> Christine!
>> Russell!
>

>HERE! and I wish to be called Christa Funch (either that, or "Chesty Funch.")

Chesty it is.

pinch

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Russell B wrote:
>
> I'll be damned if that bastard "pinch" didn't have the nerve to say:
>
> >THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ wrote:
> >>
> >> pinch <pinchp...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> >> news:381C0893...@yahoo.com...
> >> > Russell B wrote:
> >> >
> >> > > >> Wait. There's no men.
> >> > > >
> >> > > >ALL ARE WELCOME TO FUNCHA BUNCH (except Joe1Orbit and Nazis).
> >> > >
> >> > > I would like to join your Buncha Funch, on the following conditions:
> >> > >
> >> > > 1. Absolutely no "always-on" banner ad window. No, not even a little
> >> > > one. No, not even if it has a convenient little "handle" to move it
> >> > > out of the way.
> >> > >
> >> > > 2. Ideally, I should be assigned, or be permitted to choose, a cutesy
> >> > > Buncha Funch name to use only when in direct communication with other
> >> > > Buncha Funch members.
> >> > >
> >> > > That said, and assuming these conditions do not bar my entry in your
> >> > > club, I eagerly anticipate your letter of acceptance.
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > Hey Funcha Bunch, let's welcome Russell B, our newest member!
> >> >
> >> > Russell, no banners are ever allowed on the Funcha Bunch, and as a token
> >> > of our appreciation, we bestow upon you the honor of choosing cutesy
> >> > Funcha Bunch names for not only yourself, but all Active Funcha Bunch
> >> > Members, except for me. For Funcha Bunch purposes, I am Pincha Funch.
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > Funcha Bunch Roll Call:
> >> >
> >> > Pincha Funch!
> >> > Maura!
> >> > Michelle!
> >> > Christine!
> >> > Russell!
> >>
> >> This makes me sick.
> >
> >It is pretty gay. I was mocking you and it got out of control. Please
> >help.
>
> It's too late.
>
> BTW, my name will be Big Funchy.

Okay then.

The NEW FUNCHA BUNCH ROLE CALL!

Missy Munch!
Big Funchy!
Chesty Funch!
Pincha Funch!
Michelle.

Something's wrong here, Russell. Fix it. Michelle's bringing candy.

THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~

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This burns me up. This grates my cheese.


Missy Munch

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Russell B <mai...@here.not> wrote in message
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> I'll be damned if that bastard "maura" didn't have the nerve to say:
> >Wait now. Russell gets to choose my name but not yours? I must have the
> >power of veto if this is going to work. Welcome Russell (or whatever
your
> >name is)
>
> I am deeply hurt by this post. Your Buncha Funch name is Missy Munch,
> by the way.
>

Okay.

Russell B

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I'll be damned if that bastard "pinch" didn't have the nerve to say:

>Russell B wrote:
>>
>> I'll be damned if that bastard "pinch" didn't have the nerve to say:
>>
>> >THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ wrote:
>> >>

>> >> This makes me sick.
>> >
>> >It is pretty gay. I was mocking you and it got out of control. Please
>> >help.
>>
>> It's too late.
>>
>> BTW, my name will be Big Funchy.
>
>Okay then.
>
>The NEW FUNCHA BUNCH ROLE CALL!
>
>Missy Munch!
>Big Funchy!
>Chesty Funch!
>Pincha Funch!
>Michelle.
>
>Something's wrong here, Russell. Fix it. Michelle's bringing candy.

Sorry. I had to go back to work. I'll get back to you in a little
bit.

pinch

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THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ wrote:
>
> pinch <pinchp...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:381CDEF9...@yahoo.com...
> This burns me up. This grates my cheese.

That would be goat cheese, right?

pinch

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> Sorry. I had to go back to work. I'll get back to you in a little
> bit.

Michelle's waiting....

Russell B

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OK, I went to download a binary, but now I'm back. Michelle's name is
"Little Cutie Crunch" -- just "Cutie Crunch" or "CC" for short.

(I figure if I'm going to be twee, I might as well go all the way)

Erin Walsh

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pinch wrote:

> Join the Buncha Funch for free and get the following:
>
> Free Membership Sig
> Free Super Chimpy Secret Decoder Ring
> Free X-Ray Glasses
> (while supplies last)
>
> It's all free, it's all yours, so why are you waiting for?

I was gone this weekend, so I'm hoping my application will still be
accepted.

Erin Walsh
sophomore at Pitt
excellent communication skills
over 30 pairs of underwear
ability to live with the most annoying roomate ever
can make a mean Fuzzy Navel (and drink it too)
seen every episode of Real World ten bazillion times
owner of 2 webpages
getting an A in organic chem (if this doesn't get me in, nothing will)

Erin
-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Erin Walsh Webgoddess, The Corey Cerovsek Fan Club
emws...@pitt.edu http://www.geocities.com/Vienna/Choir/6352

University of Pittsburgh

"There are two golden rules for an orchestra: start together and finish
together. The public doesn't give a damn what goes on in between."
--Sir Thomas Beecham

"The most perfect expression of human behavior is a string quartet."
--Jeffrey Tate

Michelle

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pinch said:
Michelle's waiting....

yeah Russell and it better be a really good, nice name too! The
Halloween candy this year is kick-ass! We went trick-or-treating in the
upscale neighborhood. Full size candy bars, no cheap black and orange
candy and NO raisins!!!

**Michelle**


pinch

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Hush now, Cutie Crunch. You have your secret Funcha Bunch name!

pinch

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Erin Walsh wrote:

> I was gone this weekend, so I'm hoping my application will still be
> accepted.
>

FUNCHA BUNCH ROLL CALL!

Missy Munch!
Big Funchy!
Chesty Funch!
Pincha Funch!

Cutie Crunch!
Erin.

Hey Big Funchy, you have a new member to name. Missy Munch, please send
her the Welcome Package. Cutie Crunch, is there any candy left for our
newest addition?

THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~

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pinch <pinchp...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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This damn fagga bunch is tearing me a new one.


pinch

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THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ wrote:
>

You know, the Funcha Bunch Secret Gift Package, free to all members,
contains a couple of Depends and a years supply of Tucks Medicated Pads.
In light of your recent "tearing" incident, you might reconsider your
decision not to join.

Your sister in Christ,
Pincha Funch

Christine A Tarbet

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Excerpts from netnews.alt.tv.real-world: 31-Oct-99 Re: URGENT FUNCHA
BUNCH ANN.. by THE M. NEUTRINO@SUPERHER
> pinch <pinchp...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:381CDEF9...@yahoo.com...

> > Russell B wrote:
> > >
> > > I'll be damned if that bastard "pinch" didn't have the nerve to say:
> > >
> > > >THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ wrote:
> > > >>
> > > >> pinch <pinchp...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > The NEW FUNCHA BUNCH ROLE CALL!

> >
> > Missy Munch!
> > Big Funchy!
> > Chesty Funch!
> > Pincha Funch!
> > Michelle.
> >
> > Something's wrong here, Russell. Fix it. Michelle's bringing candy.
>
>
> This burns me up. This grates my cheese.

But does it stick in your craw?

Christine

Christine A Tarbet

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Excerpts from netnews.alt.tv.real-world: 31-Oct-99 Re: URGENT FUNCHA
BUNCH ANN.. by Russell B...@here.not
> I'll be damned if that bastard "Christine A Tarbet" didn't have the
> nerve to say:
>
> >Excerpts from netnews.alt.tv.real-world: 31-Oct-99 URGENT FUNCHA BUNCH
> >ANNOUNC.. by pi...@yahoo.com
> >>
> >> Hey Funcha Bunch, let's welcome Russell B, our newest member!
> >>
> >> Russell, no banners are ever allowed on the Funcha Bunch, and as a token
> >> of our appreciation, we bestow upon you the honor of choosing cutesy
> >> Funcha Bunch names for not only yourself, but all Active Funcha Bunch
> >> Members, except for me. For Funcha Bunch purposes, I am Pincha Funch.
> >>
> >>
> >> Funcha Bunch Roll Call:
> >>
> >> Pincha Funch!
> >> Maura!
> >> Michelle!
> >> Christine!
> >> Russell!
> >
> >HERE! and I wish to be called Christa Funch (either that, or "Chesty
Funch."
> )
>
> Chesty it is.

YES!!!!

Christine

Christine A Tarbet

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Excerpts from netnews.alt.tv.real-world: 31-Oct-99 Re: URGENT FUNCHA
BUNCH ANN.. by Mich...@webtv.net
> yeah Russell and it better be a really good, nice name too! The
> Halloween candy this year is kick-ass! We went trick-or-treating in the
> upscale neighborhood. Full size candy bars, no cheap black and orange
> candy and NO raisins!!!

People who give out raisins or pennies should be shot.

Christine

Christine A Tarbet

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Excerpts from netnews.alt.tv.real-world: 31-Oct-99 WELCOME ERIN!!!!3 by
pi...@yahoo.com
> FUNCHA BUNCH ROLL CALL!

>
> Missy Munch!
> Big Funchy!
> Chesty Funch!
> Pincha Funch!
> Cutie Crunch!
> Erin.
>
> Hey Big Funchy, you have a new member to name. Missy Munch, please send
> her the Welcome Package. Cutie Crunch, is there any candy left for our
> newest addition?

May I suggest Go Braugh Funch? Hmm... maybe not enough "zazz" to it.

Christine

Michelle

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mn said:
This damn fagga bunch is tearing me a new one.

Put your foolish pride aside and join the damn bunch already -- sheesh!

**Michelle**


Michelle

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pincha funch said:
Cutie Crunch, is there any candy left for our newest addition?

yep, I turned off my porch light at 7 last night so the
trick-or-treaters would think no one was home!

**Michelle**


THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~

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Christine A Tarbet <tar...@andrew.cmu.edu> wrote in message
news:As7Hg1q00...@andrew.cmu.edu...

> Excerpts from netnews.alt.tv.real-world: 31-Oct-99 Re: URGENT FUNCHA
> > > > >> > Hey Funcha Bunch, let's welcome Russell B, our newest member!
> > > > >> >
> > > > >> > Russell, no banners are ever allowed on the Funcha Bunch, and
as a
> > token
> > > > >> > of our appreciation, we bestow upon you the honor of choosing
> > cutesy
> > > > >> > Funcha Bunch names for not only yourself, but all Active Funcha
> > Bunch
> > > > >> > Members, except for me. For Funcha Bunch purposes, I am Pincha
> > Funch.
> > > > >> >
> > > > >> >
> > > > >> > Funcha Bunch Roll Call:
> > > > >> >
> > > > >> > Pincha Funch!
> > > > >> > Maura!
> > > > >> > Michelle!
> > > > >> > Christine!
> > > > >> > Russell!
> > > > >>
> > > > >> This makes me sick.
> > > > >
> > > > >It is pretty gay. I was mocking you and it got out of control.
Please
> > > > >help.
> > > >
> > > > It's too late.
> > > >
> > > > BTW, my name will be Big Funchy.
> > >
> > > Okay then.
> > >
> > > The NEW FUNCHA BUNCH ROLE CALL!

> > >
> > > Missy Munch!
> > > Big Funchy!
> > > Chesty Funch!
> > > Pincha Funch!
> > > Michelle.
> > >
> > > Something's wrong here, Russell. Fix it. Michelle's bringing candy.
> >
> >
> > This burns me up. This grates my cheese.
>
> But does it stick in your craw?
>
> Christine

Oh it sticks in my craw alright.


pinch

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Christine A Tarbet wrote:
>
> Excerpts from netnews.alt.tv.real-world: 31-Oct-99 WELCOME ERIN!!!!3 by
> pi...@yahoo.com
> > FUNCHA BUNCH ROLL CALL!

> >
> > Missy Munch!
> > Big Funchy!
> > Chesty Funch!
> > Pincha Funch!
> > Cutie Crunch!
> > Erin.
> >
> > Hey Big Funchy, you have a new member to name. Missy Munch, please send
> > her the Welcome Package. Cutie Crunch, is there any candy left for our
> > newest addition?
>
> May I suggest Go Braugh Funch? Hmm... maybe not enough "zazz" to it.

Go Braughless Funch? We'll leave it up to Russell.

Erin Walsh

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pinch wrote:

> Erin Walsh wrote:
>
> > I was gone this weekend, so I'm hoping my application will still be
> > accepted.
> >
>

> FUNCHA BUNCH ROLL CALL!
>
> Missy Munch!
> Big Funchy!
> Chesty Funch!
> Pincha Funch!
> Cutie Crunch!
> Erin.

Woo hoo!

> Hey Big Funchy, you have a new member to name. Missy Munch, please send
> her the Welcome Package. Cutie Crunch, is there any candy left for our
> newest addition?

Erin

Pizimp PurpleMonkeyDishwasher

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girl...@aol.comnojunk (Michelle) wrote in message
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>maura said:
>I'm in.
>
>ditto

Ditto x 2.
------
I love to go to the schoolyard and watch the children jump and scream, but they
don't know I'm using blanks.
~Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

It ain't easy having a giant penis.

Russell B

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I'll be damned if that bastard "pinch" didn't have the nerve to say:

>Erin Walsh wrote:


>
>> I was gone this weekend, so I'm hoping my application will still be
>> accepted.
>>
>
>FUNCHA BUNCH ROLL CALL!
>
>Missy Munch!
>Big Funchy!
>Chesty Funch!
>Pincha Funch!
>Cutie Crunch!
>Erin.

"Lolita F. Prettypanties." "Lola Funch" for short.

>
>Hey Big Funchy, you have a new member to name. Missy Munch, please send
>her the Welcome Package. Cutie Crunch, is there any candy left for our
>newest addition?

--

Erin Walsh

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Russell B wrote:

> >FUNCHA BUNCH ROLL CALL!
> >
> >Missy Munch!
> >Big Funchy!
> >Chesty Funch!
> >Pincha Funch!
> >Cutie Crunch!
> >Erin.
>
> "Lolita F. Prettypanties." "Lola Funch" for short.

I'll take it. Lola Funch!

Pigman

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I want in.
Pizimp PurpleMonkeyDishwasher wrote in message
<19991101170326...@ng-fa1.aol.com>...

pinch

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Pigman wrote:
>
> I want in.

Okay, Pigga Crunch.

pinch

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Pizimp PurpleMonkeyDishwasher wrote:
>
> girl...@aol.comnojunk (Michelle) wrote in message
> 19991030170703...@ng-ct1.aol.com:
> >maura said:
> >I'm in.
> >
> >ditto
>
> Ditto x 2.

Okay, Pizma Slunch

Pizimp PurpleMonkeyDishwasher

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pinch pinchp...@yahoo.com wrote in message
382078BD...@yahoo.com:

>Pizimp PurpleMonkeyDishwasher wrote:
>>
>> girl...@aol.comnojunk (Michelle) wrote in message
>> 19991030170703...@ng-ct1.aol.com:
>> >maura said:
>> >I'm in.
>> >
>> >ditto
>>
>> Ditto x 2.
>
>Okay, Pizma Slunch

That's an interesting one..

Erin Walsh

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pinch wrote:

> Pizimp PurpleMonkeyDishwasher wrote:
> >
> > girl...@aol.comnojunk (Michelle) wrote in message
> > 19991030170703...@ng-ct1.aol.com:
> > >maura said:
> > >I'm in.
> > >
> > >ditto
> >
> > Ditto x 2.
>
> Okay, Pizma Slunch

I think we need to have a roll call, because I can't keep track or everyone.

Lola Funch here!

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