hello
Ian Porter
Hello. My name is Ian Porter.
-- Ian
E.Holmes
In alt.religion.kibology, Ian Porter <I...@zx81.demon.co.uk> remarks:
/Hello. My name is Ian Porter.
/
/-- Ian
And your point?
E. (or should I say, "And your port?") Holmes
PS And if that port is the liquid sort you need to bring it
right over.
PPS If you think my brownies are good, just wait til you try
them lightly permeated with well-aged liquor.
,,,^..^,,,
E.Holmes, Hostess/Muse of Alt.Rissa | A weed is just a flower growing
Kibo In Bozosity Out | somewhere it isn't wanted. And a
http://rampages.onramp.net/~eholmes | rose by any name still has thorns.
Ian Porter
In article <DYdS8DA$MRBy...@zx81.demon.co.uk>, Ian Porter
<I...@zx81.demon.co.uk> writes
>Hello. My name is Ian Porter.
You are Ian Porter, and I claim my $5.
-- Ian
Ian Porter
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>In alt.religion.kibology, Ian Porter <I...@zx81.demon.co.uk> remarks:
>
>/Hello. My name is Ian Porter.
>/
>/-- Ian
>
> And your point?
<beavis>You wanna see my point? Heh heh heh hmmmmnh...</beavis>
>E. (or should I say, "And your port?") Holmes
<geek>If this is Usenet, then surely my port is 119.</geek>
<Abrahams&Zucker>It is 119, and don't call me Shirley.</Abrahams&Zucker>
>PPS If you think my brownies are good, just wait til you try
>them lightly permeated with well-aged liquor.
I don't think Jaffo would be pleased to learn that you are trying to ply
me with liquor.
<AUTHOR anorak=100>-- Ian Porter</AUTHOR>
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<PEDANT> Yeah, I know half of these HTML tags are illegal and I know that this
last one shouldn't be outside the "HTML" "/HTML" tags, but <B>I DON'T CARE. I
AM A REBEL. ROCK AND ROLL.</B> So just shut up.</PEDANT>
J. Ryan Cheshire Younce
Ian Porter (I...@zx81.demon.co.uk) wrote:
>In article <DYdS8DA$MRBy...@zx81.demon.co.uk>, Ian Porter
><I...@zx81.demon.co.uk> writes
>
Uhm...following up to your own post. How...clever...
Ryan Younce
(...and rapidly hiding under the bed)
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Nick S Bensema
In article <DYdS8DA$MRBy...@zx81.demon.co.uk>,>-- Ian
Prove it.
(Don't worry, I have to ask everyone.
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Watson Aname
Hey, anyone here seen Ian Porter? Guy owes me money.
--
Watson Aname (pronounced Ah-nam-ee)
Ian Porter
In article <4u5pap$5...@madrid.visi.net>, Watson Aname
<an57...@anon.penet.fi> writes
>
>Hey, anyone here seen Ian Porter? Guy owes me money.
I paid you the 3 locusts, which was more than fair.
YOU owe ME the signed photo of Majel Shatner.
-- Ian
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Ian Porter
In article <4u4a53$4...@nnrp1.news.primenet.com>, Nick S Bensema
<ni...@Primenet.Com> writes
>In article <DYdS8DA$MRBy...@zx81.demon.co.uk>,
>Ian Porter <I...@zx81.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>>Hello. My name is Ian Porter.
>>
>>-- Ian
>
>Prove it.
??? I can't even come up with a convincing argument to support my own
existance.
>(Don't worry, I have to ask everyone.
^
NOOOOOOO!!!!1!. You forgot to close parentheses. THE UNIVERSE WILL
EXPLODE!
-- Ian
Ian Porter
In article <4u435b$5...@taco.cc.ncsu.edu>, "J. Ryan \"Cheshire\" Younce"
<ches...@catt.ncsu.edu> writes
>Ian Porter (I...@zx81.demon.co.uk) wrote:
>>In article <DYdS8DA$MRBy...@zx81.demon.co.uk>, Ian Porter
>>>Hello. My name is Ian Porter.
>>
>
>Uhm...following up to your own post. How...clever...
Yeah, and I'm so clever I don't need to follow up any of _your_ posts.
>Ryan Younce
>(...and rapidly hiding under the bed)
That's no good. The Greys will still find you.
-- Ian
Ian Porter
In article <RSHOLMES.9...@hydra.syr.EDU>, Rich Holmes
<rsho...@hydra.syr.EDU> writes
>In article <DYdS8DA$MRBy...@zx81.demon.co.uk> Ian Porter <I...@zx81.demon.co.uk>
>
>>Hello. My name is Ian Porter.
>
Yeah, I know you didn't, because I went back in time and killed him
before he met my mom*. Figure that one!
-- Ian
* I meant to say "mum", of course, but I was forced to bow my head and kneel
before the predominatly American Usenet culture+.
+ "Usenet culture" - surely an oxymoron.
Watson Aname
In article <HeTd2AAP...@zx81.demon.co.uk>, I...@zx81.demon.co.uk says...
->
->In article <4u5pap$5...@madrid.visi.net>, Watson Aname
-><an57...@anon.penet.fi> writes
->>
->>Hey, anyone here seen Ian Porter? Guy owes me money.
->
->I paid you the 3 locusts, which was more than fair.
->YOU owe ME the signed photo of Majel Shatner.
Don't you understand *ENGLISH? That was 3 *LOTUSes*! But I trust
you, Ian, so the chick's in the mail.
--
Watson Aname
->
->-- Ian
->
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Roger Douglas
Ian Porter <I...@zx81.demon.co.uk> expostulated:
>Hello. My name is Ian Porter.
Hereby nominated as Most Boring Name for a Newcomer in 1996.
--R.