Backgammon Laws

[Walt Swan]

A checker on the bar remains at rest.

For every bad cube, there is a equal and opposite recube.

BG losses will assume the shape of my wallet.

No matter is created or destroyed, therefore the chouette sheet must
balance.

Choose direction and seats wisely for racing, as the angular velocity is
faster near the equator.

6-2 and 5-3 are isotopes of eight. As such, will display different reactions
within the same position.

Bernoulli rolling. In order to lift a checker off the bar. Roll dice at high
velocity over desired checker.

1st Law of Thermobackgammics. The internal energy of an isolated system is
constant. Therefore if your
dice are cold, opponents dice are hot.