{ASS}Spam story contest entry

[r_ri...@cryogen.com]

Oops! this story ran a little longer than 1,000 words.
If you need to disqualify me so be it. However I
would ask for you indulgence since this is my first post
here.

R_rivers

BARBIE IS WAITING!
or
(The great spam rush of '97)

I'm an old man now. Hear me! You the young, the
confidant, brimming with life, hear what I have to say
and be warned! I was like you once, though you may not
believe me. I had a life, dreams, hopes. I
walked in the daylight of the world of men and women
just as you take for granted every day of your
lives.

It was 1997, I think. I can't be sure. So long ago...
Before anything you remember to be sure. I lived in a
small town as a happy normal young man. I was reserved
in my dealings with others doing no harm, if no
good, to those around me. I was the kind of person
nobody notices and I thrived on it.

That year strange rumors started to reach our town over
the Network. A few of my more adventurous
friends left our small town and were never seen again.
The rumors were vague but all had to do with sex
in one way or another. FREE SEX, HOT COEDS, SHAVED
CUNTS. Suddenly these words and others
were on everybodys' lips. The conservative lad that I
was made me all but immune to this wild
speculation and gossip. One day however it appeared on
my own computer. FREE SEX SITE! What
sinister siren song was this? No man could resist it!
Sex that was free, available at this magical site? I
had to find it! Oh that I had like some modern day
Odysseus stuffed my disk drives with wax, lashed my
mouse to the desk, anything to prevent me from heeding
that call!

I sold all my worldly goods to buy the fastest computer
I could and without pausing to say good-bye to
friends and loved ones set out on the information
superhighway in search of the site where sex was FREE!

Let me tell you I found nothing on that cursed road!
Only despair and desolation were my reward. I
passed men with slower computers who called out to me:
"Save some of that FREE SEX for us when you
get there! Send us the password!" I passed others
huddled sometimes ten around one miserable broken
down computer. "Brother, can you spare a few megs of
ram?" I admit with shame that I turned my back
on those wretched creatures.

I traveled days and nights on end without rest or food,
after a time without even hope. When my despair
was deepest I happened upon the Ghost Town. Not a real
town, just a run down Motel, a Dunkin Donuts,
and a Radio Shack. I needed food and rest. My pimply
complexion had almost cleared from lack of food.
I went into the Dunkin Donuts and sat at the counter.
Behind me the door slammed and a young woman
came in, out of breath.

"Can I help you?" She was wearing a Radio Shack uniform
with the name tag BARBIE. Noticing my
puzzled look she said "I own both places, the Motel too.
Got them for a song when all the men left in the
great spam rush."

As I wolfed down my donuts she stood behind the counter
and watched, finally saying:

"You're after that FREE SEX too aren't you?"

I nodded yes. "How can you tell?"

"You've got that look in your eyes. They all do."

Suddenly my weariness overcame me, or maybe it was just
all the sugar. "Barbie, I need a room for the
night. Anything you've got, as long as it has a phone
jack."

"Listen" she said, "I don't get many visitors here. It
isn't much but you can have the best room in the
place."

As I walked behind her across the parking lot to the
Motel I noticed for the first time that her little Radio
Shack outfit was holding a shapely firm body. Her ass
made a most pleasing motion as she walked. She
opened the door and we stepped inside.

"Uh, thanks Barbie" I said. "I guess I'll get some rest
now." I was technically still a virgin. I'd had plenty
of virtual women, but never a real live one.

She advanced toward me, closing the door. "It's been so
long since I had a man. Please let me stay with
you tonight. MY HOT PUSSY IS WAITING FOR YOU."

I looked at her. "Something is wrong here", I thought.
But I was too tired to fight with her.

She had both our clothes off in short order. Her
breasts were small and firm, the nipples standing out
like hot little bullets. She pushed me back on the bed
and engulfed my cock with her mouth. She made quick
little nodding motions that send me heavenward.

Looking up between my legs she said "I CAN SUCK YOUR
COCK ALL DAY!"

"Please, Barbie, don't...." I started to say but she had
my cock in her mouth again, taking my breath away.

She rolled off me and onto her back. I spread her legs
to discover her pussy was completely shaved.

"COME LICK MY SHAVED CUNT!" she said.

"Barbie!" I almost yelled at her. "You don't have to be
this way, not for me! Just be yourself."

"I can't help it!" she wailed. "LICK ME!"

I paused. "Any woman might say that" I thought.

Putting one hand under each knee I pushed her legs back
and apart as far as they would go. Her knees
were almost touching her breasts. I licked all around
the outside of her shaved pussy until it was
glistening wet. Spreading the inner labia with my
tongue I Worked my way slowly up to her clit. Around
and around it I went. When she had had enough she
grabbed my hair, stopping me.

"I'M YOUNG AND DUMB. FILL ME WITH YOUR CUM!"

"Stop it Barbie!" This time I did yell. "Stop
torturing me!"

"FUCK ME!" she said huskily.

I paused again: was I getting through to her or not?

Lust got the better of me anyway. I entered her gently
and started fucking her. We started slow but soon I
was really pounding her, and she wanted more. We ended
with her legs up over her shoulders. I came
deep inside her in many long and satisfying spurts.
Soon after, sleep overtook me.

The next morning I woke early as I always did: to get a
couple hours in while the nighttime phone rates
were still in effect. Barbie was sleeping soundly
beside me. It is hard to describe the thoughts that
went through my mind then: The life Barbie and I could
have together. I would run the Motel, she the Radio
Shack. Our kids could have the Dunkin Donuts. They
were wild utopian thoughts but I entertained them
seriously that morning.

My mind was made up to stay. "I'll just log on and
check my mail" I said to myself. But there it was
again: FREE SEX SITE. No Ahab wrestled with his
personal demon more than I did in those few minutes.
I think in that moment my humanity slipped away from me.
The tragic course which the rest of my life has taken
was set in that instant.

Trying not to wake her, I leaned over and kissed her
softly.

"Barbie, I've got to go."

Fin