From the new Broadway Musical, "Vaseline"

[Rain]

(Tune borrowed from
Grease's "Summer Lovin"):

Bill: "Summer intern, had me a blast"
Monica: "White House intern, happened so fast"
Bill: "Met a girl, crazy for me"
Monica: "Met the prez, down on my knees"
Both: "Summer days, sucking away, oh, ah, but those White
House Nights"

Ken Starr: "Well, ah.. well, ah....well, ah, uh. Tell me more,
tell me more"
Linda Trip: "Just speak into my vest"
Ken Starr: "Tell me more, tell me more"
Ken Starr: "Did he come on your dress?"

Bill: "Wanted to screw her but she had a cramp"
Monica: "The prez is sexy - he makes me so damp"
Bill: "She gave me head, in the White House"
Monica: "I said OK, just don't come in my mouth"
Both: "Summer days, sucking away, oh, ah, but those White
House Nights"

Orrin Hatch: "Tell us more, tell us more"
Ken Starr: "Did he tell you to lie?"
Linda Tripp: "Tell us more, tell us more"
Hilary: "Hope it got in your eye!"

Bill: "Press found out, now what a mess"
Monica: "He gave me fifty bucks to buy a new dress"
Bill: "She said she'd lie, her solemn vow"
Monica: "Wonder who is servicing him now"
Both: "Sex filled dreams, ripped at the seams,
but...oh...Those White House Nights!"