KuLT KLaSSiK: "The Acrobat Fuckup - Part 2"
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On 7 Jun 2003 01:50:53 -0500, VroDORK the Troll <glau...@hotmail.com> got done
whacking off to an Elmer Fudd nudie and typed:
>On 7 Jun 2003 00:48:23 -0500, in alt.binaries.warez.ibm-pc.d, MrBobman
><MrBobman>, wondering whence the lambs & piglets, bleated & squealed:
>
>>Looks to be the right thing :-)
>
> Wasn't quite sure myself. Allow me to extend *my* thanx :o)
"extend my thanx" ? ROTFLMFAO !!!!!!!!!!!!
Time to give you a lesson on what Acrobat does, VroDORK .............
Adobe Acrobat 6.0 Professional software makes it easier than ever to
distribute, review, and archive PDF files created from a variety of
sources, including specialized software applications, helping
professional users meet tight deadlines without compromising
accuracy. It offers features tailored specifically for business
professionals who work with complex documents, as well as engineering
and creative professional document processes.
Business professionals are under increasing pressure to meet
aggressive deadlines without sacrificing quality and Adobe Acrobat
6.0 Professional helps professionals to meet tight deadlines and
reduce costs. Combine spreadsheets, presentations, images, and more
for easy distribution and review. Create an electronic repository of
draft and final versions of documents, layouts, schematics, and bids.
Acrobat 6.0 Professional helps engineering professionals speed the
document review process while ensuring accuracy and allowing easy
creation of searchable electronic archives. Engineering professionals
can now reliably exchange and review technical and design
documentation created with AutoCAD and specialized applications.
Acrobat 6.0 Professional is optimized for creative professionals who
need to widely exchange and review files and streamline the document
review process for final output to service providers and printers.
Did you read all that, VroDORK?
Ok, good.
And NOW, - it's time to give you a REALITY CHECK ....................
From: Vrodok the Troll <vro...@waadi.culvert.com>
Message-ID: <4qcc1tgln7cqid3bu...@4ax.com>
I don't crack, nor can I code worth a damn.
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From: Vrodok the Troll <vro...@culvert.waadi.com>
Message-ID: <eguk9tooscj74uf0f...@4ax.com>
I work partial-weekends & most of the week, in a poorly-lit,
dirty, manual-labour situation. Dunno if you got a "cushy office
job", but I bet it sure beats what I gotta do.
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From: Vrodok the Troll <vro...@waadi.culvert.com>
Message-ID: <6fr15tos66q8u7get...@4ax.com>
I gave up booze (hard liquor) in 1978.
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From: Vrodok the Troll <vro...@culvert.waadi.com>
Message-ID: <44iratcqaj5ltvra4...@4ax.com>
I *barely* got out of High-school; marks of 67, as I recall.
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From: Paul LeMassena <n2...@qrz.com>
Message-ID: <lc9obt8ctn0avjb0g...@4ax.com>
After getting a *very* nasty chipped tooth (no, didn't buy <g>;
was crunching on an M & M almond), I suspect the bill for fixing will be
a *bit* high. Might not be able to contrib very much, financial-wise.....
HAS IT SUNK IN YET ?
Let's summarize ...............
1. You are a REFORMED DRUNK who BARELY GOT OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL.
2. You perform MANUAL LABOR in a POORLY-LIT NIGHT JOB.
3. You have TROUBLE PAYING YOUR DENTAL BILLS.
Shit, man- the highlight of your day is taking your CAT for a drive!
http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=Vrodok@catdrive
Now what the FUCK is a poverty-stricken luzer like you gonna do with Adobe Acrobat?
Combine spreadsheets for business professionals under increasing pressure to meet
aggressive deadlines?
Create electronic repositories of draft and final versions of documents, layouts,
schematics, and bids?
Exchange and review technical and design documentation created with AutoCAD?
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL !!!!!!!!!!!!
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