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Rico

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Dec 11, 2002, 7:50:23 PM12/11/02
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How is @lex ?
Any of you got the skinny on him ?

Rico


FleK

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Dec 12, 2002, 12:35:34 AM12/12/02
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"Rico" <fba...@attbiteme.com> wrote in message
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> How is @lex ?
> Any of you got the skinny on him ?
>

Yes, he's in Iraq teaching them the fine art of surrender.

_F


Awe F'shore

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Dec 12, 2002, 2:15:32 AM12/12/02
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"FleK" <flek*****@cfl.rr.com> wrote in message
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>
> "Rico" <fba...@attbiteme.com> wrote in message
> news:j3RJ9.326723$P31.126885@rwcrnsc53...
> > How is @lex ?
> > Any of you got the skinny on him ?
I was wondering the same thing.

> Yes, he's in Iraq teaching them the fine art of surrender.

f, you are an ignorant fucking idiot.

rodNDtube

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Dec 12, 2002, 7:32:06 AM12/12/02
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One of @lex's surf club buddies reports that everything went well. He
should be back at home today. "He is a little bit tired. I think he's
going to post again soon. You can send him a mail."

There you have it - send @lex email (or post at AS)!

--------------------------------------
Rodrigo 'PR-6' Rodriguez
Thinking of layers of SPF, not rubber.

rodNDtube

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Dec 12, 2002, 7:34:09 AM12/12/02
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Flek, tell me you didn't know that @lex had a major neuro surgical
procedure last week.

--------------------------------------
Rodrigo 'PR-6' Rodriguez
Thinking of layers of SPF, not rubber.

FleK

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Dec 12, 2002, 9:29:34 AM12/12/02
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"Awe F'shore" <xlight...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
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>
> f, you are an ignorant fucking idiot.


*smack*

your ears will only ring for a sec, homey.

)FleK


FleK

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Dec 12, 2002, 9:31:06 AM12/12/02
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"rodNDtube" <rrod...@bcpl.net> wrote in message
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> Flek, tell me you didn't know that @lex had a major neuro surgical
> procedure last week.


nope, didn't know. I didn't even know they had neru-surgeons in Iraq.
Aren't you supposed to be in PR?

_FleK


Corbeau

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Dec 12, 2002, 11:01:48 AM12/12/02
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"FleK" <flek*****@cfl.rr.com> wrote in news:K41K9.367920$fa.7042074
@twister.tampabay.rr.com:

Your only peer is the rank yellow shit I scaped off my boot last weekend
while avoiding the rotten deer carcasses.

C.

FleK

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Dec 12, 2002, 11:13:37 AM12/12/02
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"Corbeau" <Cor...@Unkindness.com> wrote in message
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>
> Your only peer is the rank yellow shit I scaped off my boot last weekend
> while avoiding the rotten deer carcasses.

Ouch, my feelings are hurt. Really. I mean that. What does that make you?

_FleK


Corbeau

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Dec 12, 2002, 11:22:51 AM12/12/02
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"FleK" <flek*****@cfl.rr.com> wrote in
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Someone trying to keep sticky pieces of shit off my bootheel as I make my
way to quality surf. Yes, that's a metaphor.

C.

FleK

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Dec 12, 2002, 12:28:29 PM12/12/02
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"Stokely Pitman" <spi...@nonewsspamguy.com> wrote in message > >
>
> Yes, he is unquestionably the dumbest of the dumb shits to come down the
> alt.surfing pike since the imfamous Constantine Pappous. The really sad
part
> was that Constant Poopoo was a profile, but Flek is just sincerely stupid.

Evil, spiteful and stupid people don't like me.

I'm crushed.

_FleK


FleK

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Dec 12, 2002, 12:29:14 PM12/12/02
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"Corbeau" <Cor...@Unkindness.com> wrote in message
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> Someone trying to keep sticky pieces of shit off my bootheel as I make my
> way to quality surf. Yes, that's a metaphor.
>

Everyone knows it's a metaphor, you don't surf.

_FleK


Timothy B. Maddux

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Dec 12, 2002, 12:33:54 PM12/12/02
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In article <GeVJ9.20623$Db4.6...@twister.tampabay.rr.com>,

FleK <flek*****@cfl.rr.com> wrote:
>Yes, he's in Iraq teaching them the fine art of surrender.

*plonk*

--
.-``'. Tim Maddux, Postdoctoral Investigator, WHOI
.` .`~
_.-' '._ "Moderation in all things... including moderation."

Corbeau

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Dec 12, 2002, 1:07:22 PM12/12/02
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"FleK" <flek*****@cfl.rr.com> wrote in
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Yah, exactly...

...that is, exactly the same weak, nonsensical shit as usual from you.
Compare the number of surf reports and pics I've posted in my short time on
AS to yours in totality.

Hint - there is no comparison 'cause you don't post any as you're too busy
with stupid, offtopic political ramblings and making a total ass of
yourself.

You are like rank, yellow shit on my bootheel. That's a simile you
pathetic, bozonic moron.

C.

FleK

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Dec 12, 2002, 1:30:10 PM12/12/02
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"Corbeau" <Cor...@Unkindness.com> wrote in message
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> ...that is, exactly the same weak, nonsensical shit as usual from you.
> Compare the number of surf reports and pics I've posted in my short time
on
> AS to yours in totality.
>
> Hint - there is no comparison 'cause you don't post any as you're too busy
> with stupid, offtopic political ramblings and making a total ass of
> yourself.
>

pics can be and are faked, nobody cares about your surf reports. If you
want to compare cred, let's talk about who's travelled and surfed with whom.
You're a broken record, boy.

_FleK


FleK

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Dec 12, 2002, 1:36:54 PM12/12/02
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<ski...@blakestah.com> wrote in message
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> FleK <flek*****@cfl.rr.com> wrote:
> > pics can be and are faked, nobody cares about your surf reports.
>
> I like Corbeau's reports and pics.
>
> Your insults of the extremely sick are in contrast nearly
> completely tasteless.


Milk it 'blakestah'! *HARDER*!

_FleKstah


FleK

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Dec 12, 2002, 1:34:58 PM12/12/02
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<ski...@blakestah.com> wrote in message
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> @lex had a brain hemorrhage which caused him to take anti-epilepsy
> drugs for a while before going in for neurosurgery.
>
> Why you think that is an appropriate occasion to make fun of him
> is beyond me.


Because I didn't know. When I was told, I was like: "D'oh", but you guys
don't care. I'm sure it won't change anybody's opinon on my jab because
some folks are consumed by hate...but them's the breaks.

_)FleK(I also think things would have been better if Strom Thurmond would
have been president)


FleK

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Dec 12, 2002, 4:00:06 PM12/12/02
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"Stokely Pitman" <spi...@nonewsspamguy.com> wrote in message
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> What the hell do you know about surf or surfing? You transplated from
South
> Carolina to Florida. Your knowledge of surf travel speaks for itself:
you are
> visiting Cabo San Lucas in the dead of winter (and calling it Baja).

I'm *landing* in Cabo San...but of course you wouldn't know anything about
4x4ing it, or anything like that...would you? you know...it may kill an
armadillo or two!

You *and corbeau* are profiles. I know whom you both are, and you're a
paranoid schitzo, and have no room to talk. Boy.

_FleK

tdsurf

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Dec 12, 2002, 4:27:57 PM12/12/02
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On 12 Dec 2002 11:48:19 -0800, Stokely Pitman
<spi...@nonewsspamguy.com> wrote:

>Outer Banks surf is inconsistent, and it is small and weak at it's
>very best.

This is a sign of somebody speaking from their ass.

td

FleK

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Dec 12, 2002, 4:43:01 PM12/12/02
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"tdsurf" <t...@wavenospcamam.com> wrote in message
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For 'spitman', it'd be novel to have him *not* speak outta his ass.

_FleK


Rico

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Dec 12, 2002, 7:00:52 PM12/12/02
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Flek, as the guy who initiated this now ugly thread; I realized that you
were prolly ignorant of @lex's present situation when you replied.
I think no one gave you the chance to say: "DOH, oops! Sorry 'bout that
folks."

All I wanted to do was inquire about @lex, knowing that he had just
undergone major surgery.
I wish him a speedy recovery.
I'm sure we all do.

Rico
Happy Holidays boyz !


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tdsurf

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Dec 12, 2002, 7:40:17 PM12/12/02
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On 12 Dec 2002 15:06:59 -0800, Stokely Pitman
<spi...@nonewsspamguy.com> wrote:

>In article <3df8fe05...@news.la.sbcglobal.net>, t...@wavenospcamam.com
>says...

>You live in southern California. You're a competent surfer. You've traveled to
>and surfed in legitimate surf destinations, such as Costa Rica, mainland Mexico,
>and Hawaii. Have you ever surfed the Outer Banks?

Did for about seven years.

>Ever catch it better than
>head high and glassy for more than a an hour or two at a time?

Yep, plenny. Even had all day offshores.

>Ever get sucked
>over the falls or broken a board there?

I've never broken a board, but I've creased em.

Look, there are plenty of people on A.S. who can tell you everything
you want to know about Hatteras. What is your point?
td

Corbeau

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Dec 12, 2002, 7:55:42 PM12/12/02
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"FleK" <flek*****@cfl.rr.com> wrote in
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>
> You *and corbeau* are profiles. I know whom you both are, and you're
> a paranoid schitzo, and have no room to talk. Boy.
>
> _FleK
>

Bwaaahaaahaa...

Yes, there really is only one PNW poster on AS. We twisted the space-time
continuum when me, Blake, Fly and Utah had dinner together last summer, or
when I met PNWK and Utah at a local break, or Fly up on the OlyPen.

If being a profile includes posting under a psuedonym instead of one's real
name, then most of the group, including you are profiles.

Pathetic, bozonic, moron indeed...

C.

Corbeau

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Dec 12, 2002, 8:00:19 PM12/12/02
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Sure we did Rico. Here's Flek's version of "D'oh", his immediate
response when he found out:

"nope, didn't know. I didn't even know they had neru-surgeons in Iraq."

http://groups.google.com/groups?dq=&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8
&threadm=mF4K9.369081%24fa.7079471%
40twister.tampabay.rr.com&prev=/groups%3Fq%3Dalt.surfing%26hl%3Den%
26btnG%3DGoogle%2BSearch


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Awe F'shore

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Dec 12, 2002, 8:37:42 PM12/12/02
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"rodNDtube" <rrod...@bcpl.net> wrote in message
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> One of @lex's surf club buddies reports that everything went well. He
> should be back at home today. "He is a little bit tired. I think he's
> going to post again soon. You can send him a mail."
>
> There you have it - send @lex email (or post at AS)!

Glad to hear it.
Awe

Rico

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Dec 12, 2002, 8:42:23 PM12/12/02
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<sigh>

<shrug>

Anyway, a speedy recovery to you @lex!

Rico


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FleK

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Dec 12, 2002, 10:06:57 PM12/12/02
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"Rico" <fba...@attbiteme.com> wrote in message
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> Flek, as the guy who initiated this now ugly thread; I realized that you
> were prolly ignorant of @lex's present situation when you replied.
> I think no one gave you the chance to say: "DOH, oops! Sorry 'bout that
> folks."
>
> All I wanted to do was inquire about @lex, knowing that he had just
> undergone major surgery.
> I wish him a speedy recovery.
> I'm sure we all do.
>

Rico, they know it, they're just milking it for what it's worth. I think
they think somebody cares. There are two categories, those who expect the
worst and those who know better. They're not talking anyone into anything.
*HOWEVER*, raw emotional outbursts are kinda fun though. ;)

Tell Mrs. L I said Merry Christmas. (that's Xmas for all you californians)

_FleK


Neal Miyake

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Dec 13, 2002, 12:16:32 AM12/13/02
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"FleK" <flek*****@cfl.rr.com> wrote to Stokely Pitman: <snip>

> You *and corbeau* are profiles. I know whom you both are, and you're a
> paranoid schitzo, and have no room to talk. Boy.

Who are they? Maybe I can add them to the Hub's Evolutions page:
http://alt-surfing.org/sponge/evolutions.htm

sponge


Corbeau

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Dec 13, 2002, 12:36:28 AM12/13/02
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On Fri, 13 Dec 2002 05:16:32 GMT, "Neal Miyake" <spo...@iav.com>
wrote:

Sorry to disappoint Neal but except for one or maybe two posts as
'Jack Daw' I've always used my real name or as of about last summer
'Corbeau Freux'. A couple months ago I evolved myself to 'Le Grand
Corbeau' or simply 'Corbeau' for short.

It's an ornithological theme based on a nickname given by my wife. It
was actually discussed on-list when Dave had to explain the meaning to
@lex of all people.

C.

FleK

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Dec 13, 2002, 12:59:06 AM12/13/02
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"Neal Miyake" <spo...@iav.com> wrote in message
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you mean the new el roca profile?


Bad Monkey

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Dec 13, 2002, 11:50:53 AM12/13/02
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In distinct contrast is your endless stream of off-topic posts, in
which you inevitably screw it up. That's why you're so adept as Bad
Monkey: you are semi-literate in English, but regurgitations of the
worst part is your throat. And the mindless drivel that you can't even
get that Rush Limbaugh has puked down your throat. And the worst part
is your throat. And the worst part is your throat. And the mindless
drivel that Rush Limbaugh has puked down your endless stream of the
worst part is your endless stream of off-topic posts, in English, but
fluent in English, but regurgitations of the worst part is your
endless stream of the mindless drivel that Rush Limbaugh has puked
down your endless stream of off-topic posts, in English, but
regurgitations of off-topic posts, in English, but regurgitations of
off-topic posts, in which you are semi-literate in which you
inevitably screw it up. That's why you're so adept as Bad Monkey: you
contribute nothing but fluent in which you are semi-literate in
gibberish.

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FleK

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Dec 14, 2002, 1:07:49 AM12/14/02
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"Stokely Pitman" <spi...@nonewsspamguy.com> wrote in message >
> That's simple: Flek is a lamer, his waves are shit, and his women are
ugly.
>
>

This time, your ignorance has saved you. Had you met any women in *my*
life, I"d have to beat your ass.

_FleK


Jane Moody

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Dec 14, 2002, 8:38:34 AM12/14/02
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"FleK" <flek*****@cfl.rr.com> wrote in message
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Whoops that one missed the mark ;) I can personally vouch that Mrs.Flek is
quite lovely, not to mention intelligent and convivial.


rodNDtube

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Dec 14, 2002, 3:20:55 PM12/14/02
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Fear not Jane, the Pitman is simply trying to emulate a cross of the
Flekstah and the Blakestah.

It really should have gone something like this:
That's simple: Flek is a flamer, his waves are for shit (like in deep,
hollow, spitting), and his women are butt ugly.

Hatteras is actually quite nice... can be for days at a time and a nice
combination of the elements adding up to so much fun... but nobody every
confused it with southern Pacific. Like most places, they all have their
flat spells and bad conditions.

--------------------------------------
Rodrigo 'PR-4' Rodriguez
Thinking of layers of SPF, not rubber.


rodNDtube

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Dec 14, 2002, 6:46:28 PM12/14/02
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On 14 Dec 2002, Stokely Pitman wrote:

> I am sure Jane's taste in women is consistent with her taste in waves.

>
> >Fear not Jane, the Pitman is simply trying to emulate a cross of the
> >Flekstah and the Blakestah.
>

> Speak for yourself, old man.

>
> >Hatteras is actually quite nice...
>

> Hatteras sucks ass. Dude. Why anybody would waste any time going there is way
> beyond me.

You obviously don't remember the summer of 1972.

FleK

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Dec 15, 2002, 11:35:11 PM12/15/02
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"Stokely Pitman" <spi...@nonewsspamguy.com> wrote in message >
> Idiot, the only thing your are capable of beating is your meat puppet.
The
> truth is, there are no women in your life, just XYY circus freaks.
>
>

It's a good thing you hold the East coast in such contempt, you're safer not
showing up on this side.

_FleK


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