To the Reverend Fformby-Snide [tm]: A Poem
Cindy S.
Violets are bluish.
One little snip.
And you could be Jewish!
Best regards, mon chere,
--Cindy S.
Susan Cohen
"Cindy S." wrote:
> Roses are red.
> Violets are bluish.
> One little snip.
> And you could be Jewish!
Actually, with a little snip, he'd end up female.
The hostility & where he aims it is proof of this.
Susan
The Revd Terence Fformby-Smythe
Why, thank you, Cindy. I'm honoured and flattered, even though you
managed to misadvertently misspell my name. I've often thought of
converting to jewdism but I fear my Usenet posting history may work
against me. Should this present a problem, may I count on you for a
suitable reference?
BTW I've now had to killfile myself to avoid downloading and reading
all my own posts!
The Revd Terence Fformby-Smythe
wrote:
>Suzy
Ah, Suzy - we already know that your own bungled circumcision is the
source of all your angst. A nice jewish psychiatrist you should see
already.
Mickey
news:3dbd57e2...@news.onetel.net.uk...
A pig that can't stand it's own shit. Now there's a new one.
Mickey
Strider
Cindy is a slut,
Jewish little slob,
Kiss reverend's arse
And give him a blow job!
Cindy S.
"Strider" <pete...@fdn.com> wrote in message
news:vZlv9.49746$842....@news1.fdn.com...
Well, I'm shocked...(that he was able to get two words to rhyme).
Best regards,
--Cindy S.
>
>
>
Susan Cohen
"Cindy S." wrote:
> "Strider" <pete...@fdn.com> wrote in message
> news:vZlv9.49746$842....@news1.fdn.com...
> >
> > Cindy is a slut,
> > Jewish little slob,
> > Kiss reverend's arse
> > And give him a blow job!
>
> Well, I'm shocked...(that he was able to get two words to rhyme).
But you'll note that it doesn't scan.
Then again, he was only looking for sexual release himself, in the
only way he can get it.
Susan
The Revd Terence Fformby-Smythe
wrote:
You go ahead and eat yours, Micky Marine. You know it makes sense.
Mickey
news:3DBE0FD1...@hers.com...
That happens when you are such a revolting person that your own hand won't
touch your dick.
Mickey
chano
<cst...@rochester.rr.com> wrote:
>Roses are red.
>Violets are bluish.
>One little snip.
>And you could be Jewish!
>
>Best regards, mon chere,
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The Tora expressly proscribes any "bas Yisroel" comunicating with 're'shoim'
like fformby-smythe (yemach shemo vezichro). It is contrary to the 'kavod'
of an ''Eishes Chayil" to do so.
Chano
Cindy S.
"chano" <ch...@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message
news:MlAv9.14176$8c5....@news-binary.blueyonder.co.uk...
Okay, point taken, but it *was* fun while it lasted. Would this also apply
to Strider (who couldn't find his way out of a paper bag) and the
missionizers (double yemach shemo vezichro)?
Best regards,
--Cindy S.
>
Susan Cohen
chano wrote:
Hey, you get me a chariot and an army like D'vorah, and I'm there.
Until then, this is it!
Susan
The Revd Terence Fformby-Smythe
<chi...@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:
>On Mon, 28 Oct 2002 05:45:20 GMT, "Cindy S."
><cst...@rochester.rr.com> wrote:
>
>>Roses are red.
>>Violets are bluish.
>>One little snip.
>>And you could be Jewish!
>>
>>Best regards, mon chere,
>-----------------------------------------
>The Tora expressly proscribes any "bas Yisroel" comunicating with 're'shoim'
>like fformby-smythe (yemach shemo vezichro). It is contrary to the 'kavod'
>of an ''Eishes Chayil" to do so.
>Chicano
Thank you for the few words of yiddish that you managed to pull
together. Keep it up, asshole.
Cindy S.
Never forget that you are of the royal Kahena line!
Best regards,
--Cindy S.
>
> Susan
>
Mickey
news:MlAv9.14176$8c5....@news-binary.blueyonder.co.uk...
True, but until Rev Chicken Shit posts a VERIFIABLE name AND address, what
other options have we?
Mickey
The Revd Terence Fformby-Smythe
wrote:
The same options you'd have if you bothered to verify the name
everybody knows is my own. Has the container of diapers arrived yet?
The Revd Terence Fformby-Smythe
<cst...@rochester.rr.com> wrote:
>
>"Susan Cohen" <fla...@hers.com> wrote in message
>news:3DBEE5EA...@hers.com...
>>
>>
>> chano wrote:
>>
>> > On Mon, 28 Oct 2002 05:45:20 GMT, "Cindy S."
>> > <cst...@rochester.rr.com> wrote:
>> >
>> > >Roses are red.
>> > >Violets are bluish.
>> > >One little snip.
>> > >And you could be Jewish!
>> > >
>> > >Best regards, mon chere,
>> > -----------------------------------------
>> > The Tora expressly proscribes any "bas Yisroel" comunicating with
>'re'shoim'
>> > like fformby-smythe (yemach shemo vezichro). It is contrary to the
>'kavod'
>> > of an ''Eishes Chayil" to do so.
>>
>> Hey, you get me a chariot and an army like D'vorah, and I'm there.
>> Until then, this is it!
>
>Never forget that you are of the royal Kahena line!
More like the not-so-royal O'Reilly line.
Fred Cherry
In Message-ID: <Q94v9.24167$TX.86...@twister.nyroc.rr.com>
Subject: To the Reverend Fformby-Snide [tm]: A Poem
Newsgroups: soc.culture.jewish
Date: Mon, 28 Oct 2002 05:45:20 GMT
"Cindy S." <cst...@rochester.rr.com> wrote:
Cindy, my dear,
I recently had a poem written about me. Here are the circumstances. As
Suzy Cohen would say, I was "Cyberstalking" NAMBLA. After finding a post
by the official NAMBLA spokesman on Usenet, I responded with THIS:
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The members of NAMBLA have all sorts of mind games and tricks that they use
to seduce young boys into homosexual activity. Here is some information
about NAMBLA.
There was an article in THE JERSEY JOURNAL (Newsstand Edition), dated
6/11/82, pages 1 and 29, describing their modus operandi. The story says
that members of NAMBLA went to local fast food stores and "cased" the
stores for potential victims. It goes on to say that: "None of the victims,
it was stressed by authorities, had any previous homosexual experience."
The article then goes on to say that the victims were boys ranging in age
from eight to fourteen and that they were all poor white boys with no
father in the home. Then the NAMBLA members went to the boys' homes and
convinced the boys' mothers that the NAMBLA members were a "big brother"
charitable organization and wanted to serve as surrogate fathers. They
first took the boys on fishing and camping trips and to movies. THEN after
softening up the boys in this manner, they brainwashed the boys into
engaging in homosexual activity.
In addition, NAMBLA is an organization which has a pathological hatred of
women. I say this on the basis of one of the items of literature that they
used to recommend. They used to hand out literature at the anual New York
City "Gay Pride" parade which included the book: THE ASBESTOS DIARY, as one
of the books on their recommended reading list. I will quote from a review
of this book which appeared in the homosexual magazine TANGENTS, dated
5/66:
Consider, for example, the kind deed done to humanity by
the author ("Duke" to his friends) in the matter of the old
whore. After one of his old *inamorati* has been sent to the
hospital with "the two worse of the seven sociable diseases,
plus stricture and involvement of the prostate and bladder--
and potent penicillin which killed Mark....," Duke goes to
the boy's funeral and later, after having purchased two
small household items at Polter & Geist's Department Store,
visits the old whatever: "...I threw a sawbuck in her lap
saying it was hers in any case but to tell me the truth: Is
she free from disease? 'I'm clean as your mother, dearie!'
she lisped, sealing her doom, and soiling my gloved fist on
*impasto* complexion I clipped her on the jaw, lowered her
unconscious form to the bed and ripped off her clothes. Then
I unwrapped my purchases: a pound of powdered Plaster of
Paris and a pastry tube...mixed powder with water to smooth
batter, poured it into pastry-tube the nozzle of which I
shoved up that malodorous maladied twat where at least one
young explorer had been wrecked on his maiden-voyage -- and
squeezed!
*Avant-garde* frictional fiction has ever rung with praise
for the whore with the heart of gold. Now I give you
something new: the whore with the plaster vagina!" If that
act is not of "redeeming" importance, I'd like to see one
that is.
............................
All in all, a highly entertaining book.
--Gary Taylor
In addition, NAMBLA is an organization which hates Jews. That information
comes from PENTHOUSE Magazine. In the January '85 issue of PENTHOUSE
Magazine, there is an article about child-molesters. In that article, there
is a quote from a NAMBLA publication as follows:
That the New York Press (even the left wing Guardian!) still
swallow Judi as a legit source proves their gullibility--and
their complicity in the ongoing witch-hunt. Judi's abuses have
time and time again been publicly documented. Yet, like the
proverbial bad penny, she keeps turning up. And like any other
brazen loud Jewish kvetch, she won't close that motor-mouth
filled with lies. Every time that fat trap opens, she
jeopardizes public safety.
Now, please don't misunderstand. As a Jew, I'm not complaining over the
fact that NAMBLA hates us, I'm bragging about it. We Jews must be doing
something right, in order for a bunch of creeps like that to hate us!
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That brought out the poetic talent of a potential Ezra Pound from
the illustrious University of Virginia.
Here is the "poem" posted by this potential poetic genius:
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From: A Poet laurete <lega...@bullshiticus.com>
Subject: An Ode to Fred Cherry
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Twas the night before Judgement Day
and all thru the house
not a creature was stirring
except Fred the louse.
He was glued to his monitor
making a list
of all the bad people
having homosexual trysts.
His list was for Jesus
who Fred was sure
would condemn the naughty homos
for their email and slurs.
Fred knew he was right
his hate had no bounds
and all because
his asshole was made out of round.
Faster and faster
did poor Fred type
so obsorbed
in his newsgroup hype
He didn't notice the sound on the stair
The sound of a bulky man
with long dirty hair.
Straight from prison
with a hard on to share
slowly he crept
into poor Fred's lair.
Fred jumped with a start
then was frozen with fear
there stood the homo-rapist
hung like a bear.
While pumping Fred's ass
the rapist pistol did roar
he splattered Fred's brains
finally silencing Fred's keyboard.
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I got into a hassle with the powers-that-be at the illustrious University
of Virginia. At one point one of the idiots in power there claimed that I
was violating his copyright because I posted an abusive E-Mail he had sent
me. I'm telling you, if Thomas Jefferson, the founder of the University of
Virginia, were alive today, he would turn over in his grave. He would be
known as "Twirling Thomas."
jo...@world.std.com (Fred Cherry)
Grand Duke of Yugoslobia
Duke of Vulgaria
Grand Muff-Diver of Jerusalem
& Elector of Homophobia
godlessheathen
just point... NAMBLA members are pedophiles, not homosexuals.
Fred Cherry
In Message-ID: <o%1w9.2103$6g.5...@news1.news.adelphia.net>
Subject: Re: To the Reverend Fformby-Snide [tm]: A Poem
Newsgroups: soc.culture.jewish,alt.arts.poetry.comments,uva.want-ads
Date: Thu, 31 Oct 2002 04:06:44 GMT
From: "godlessheathen" <b...@godlessheathen.org> wrote:
> just point... NAMBLA members are pedophiles, not homosexuals.
NAMBLA members are BOTH pedophiles AND homosexuals.
If you looked at the NAMBLA website, even an idiot like you would
understand that fact.
If you are going to defend homosexuals like that, you might have gone
further. One time a faggot posted a message claiming that all NAMBLA
members are HETEROSEXUAL pedophiles.
You're the idiot who calls himself an atheist and believes that "God"
actually exists. You also think that the word atheism is spelled
"athiesm."
And so in conclusion, verily I say unto you, as one of Usenet's great
philosophers hath said:
"The difference between intelligence and stupidity is that intelligence
has its limits."
Copyright 2002 by HiEv.