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Lupus Yonderboy

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Feb 1, 1998, 3:00:00 AM2/1/98
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Doctor: I'm afraid I've got really bad news. You have cancer
and altzheimers.

Patient: Well... at least I don't have cancer.


Needless to say, I got the job,
Humor in Old People

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Alex Suter
"They've ALL IGNORED the RINSE CYCLE!!"
http://world.std.com/~asuter/

E Teflon Piano

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Feb 1, 1998, 3:00:00 AM2/1/98
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In article <EnoHo...@world.std.com>, asu...@world.std.com (Lupus
Yonderboy) wrote:

}Doctor: I'm afraid I've got really bad news. You have cancer
} and altzheimers.
}
}Patient: Well... at least I don't have cancer.
}
}
} Needless to say, I got the job,
} Humor in Old People

What? What's it say? Dangnabit, this type's too teeny. <basefont size=coot>
Ah, there we go. Mommy, is the big-screen WebTV free?

Remotely Yours,
Ronald Reagan National Airport,
the airport that time forgot.

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E Teflon Piano is now AppleEvent aware, and is running under Mac OS 8.
ŠE[dibs] 1994-1997

Justin the Blue

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Feb 2, 1998, 3:00:00 AM2/2/98
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asu...@world.std.com (Lupus Yonderboy) writes:

>Doctor: I'm afraid I've got really bad news. You have cancer
> and altzheimers.

>Patient: Well... at least I don't have cancer.

Yeh. Neat thing about alzheimers is, every face you meet is a
new face.

...Justin the, uh, uh....oh, crap.

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___ _ _ | Better Living Through the Lambert Conformal Projection
| \ / | "The last stronghold of Rebel resistance is...outta sight..
| \/ | under eight million hardbound copies of _The_Naked_Lunch..."

Louis Nick III

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Feb 3, 1998, 3:00:00 AM2/3/98
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Justin the Blue <ea...@agora.rdrop.com> wrote:
>asu...@world.std.com (Lupus Yonderboy) writes:
>>Doctor: I'm afraid I've got really bad news. You have cancer
>> and altzheimers.
>>Patient: Well... at least I don't have cancer.
>
>Yeh. Neat thing about alzheimers is, every face you meet is a
>new face.
>
>...Justin the, uh, uh....oh, crap.

Hey, have you seen my new webpage: The Metaphysics of Blue? It calculates
the precise amount of energy exerted by a naked woman's foot pressing the
accelerator. Starring Mareena Citrus.

Gulliver Foyle
The Metaphysics of Blue
ro...@127.0.0.1.com
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of his life; it would form a union of sets in which the facts would be the
only elements in common." -- Stanislaw Lem, _His Master's Voice_
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Richard E. Nickle

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Feb 4, 1998, 3:00:00 AM2/4/98
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Louis Nick III <sn...@animal.blarg.net> wrote in article

> Hey, have you seen my new webpage: The Metaphysics of Blue? It
calculates
> the precise amount of energy exerted by a naked woman's foot pressing the
> accelerator. Starring Mareena Citrus.

I thought it was called "Rhapsody in Blue" by
Juan Garcia Esquivel?

> Gulliver Foyle

Oh, he hit me on the gulliver he did!
Deep space is my dwelling place!

> The Metaphysics of Blue
> ro...@127.0.0.1.com

Dear Mister Nick, I tried 127.0.0.1.com but
address was not known, and my nameserver could
not find the 'I.P.' [don't giggle] number!
Could you tell me the 'I.P.' number please?

I would like to send you mail about my special
brand of honey made by the beehive in my brain.

Rick


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