Patient: Well... at least I don't have cancer.
Needless to say, I got the job,
Humor in Old People
--
Alex Suter
"They've ALL IGNORED the RINSE CYCLE!!"
http://world.std.com/~asuter/
}Doctor: I'm afraid I've got really bad news. You have cancer
} and altzheimers.
}
}Patient: Well... at least I don't have cancer.
}
}
} Needless to say, I got the job,
} Humor in Old People
What? What's it say? Dangnabit, this type's too teeny. <basefont size=coot>
Ah, there we go. Mommy, is the big-screen WebTV free?
Remotely Yours,
Ronald Reagan National Airport,
the airport that time forgot.
--
E Teflon Piano is now AppleEvent aware, and is running under Mac OS 8.
ŠE[dibs] 1994-1997
>Doctor: I'm afraid I've got really bad news. You have cancer
> and altzheimers.
>Patient: Well... at least I don't have cancer.
Yeh. Neat thing about alzheimers is, every face you meet is a
new face.
...Justin the, uh, uh....oh, crap.
--
As Seen On | Justin the Blue <ea...@agora.rdrop.com>
___ _ _ | Better Living Through the Lambert Conformal Projection
| \ / | "The last stronghold of Rebel resistance is...outta sight..
| \/ | under eight million hardbound copies of _The_Naked_Lunch..."
Hey, have you seen my new webpage: The Metaphysics of Blue? It calculates
the precise amount of energy exerted by a naked woman's foot pressing the
accelerator. Starring Mareena Citrus.
Gulliver Foyle
The Metaphysics of Blue
ro...@127.0.0.1.com
(remove .com to reply)
--
"With sufficient imagination a man could write a whole series of versions
of his life; it would form a union of sets in which the facts would be the
only elements in common." -- Stanislaw Lem, _His Master's Voice_
===Louis Nick III alt.religion.louis-nick sn...@blarg.net===
Louis Nick III <sn...@animal.blarg.net> wrote in article
> Hey, have you seen my new webpage: The Metaphysics of Blue? It
calculates
> the precise amount of energy exerted by a naked woman's foot pressing the
> accelerator. Starring Mareena Citrus.
I thought it was called "Rhapsody in Blue" by
Juan Garcia Esquivel?
> Gulliver Foyle
Oh, he hit me on the gulliver he did!
Deep space is my dwelling place!
> The Metaphysics of Blue
> ro...@127.0.0.1.com
Dear Mister Nick, I tried 127.0.0.1.com but
address was not known, and my nameserver could
not find the 'I.P.' [don't giggle] number!
Could you tell me the 'I.P.' number please?
I would like to send you mail about my special
brand of honey made by the beehive in my brain.
Rick