hmmm
Jaffo
In alt.politics.jaffo, fro...@praline.no.neosoft.com (Carlos May) wrote:
:Andrew S. "Gurk" Damick (asda...@unity.ncsu.edu) wrote:
:: This wisdom in alt.politics.jaffo did Archbishop "Math Pervert" Smirk impart:
:
:: : alt.politics.jaffo has been created,
:
:: Very true. I WONDER who may be responsible!
:
:Some profligate waster of bandwidth no doubt.
:A vacant used nesgoup like "alt.lamers.mitnick" would have served the
:purpose just as well, AND BEEN MORE ECOLOGICALLY SENSITIVE!!
Heretic! I don't mind you insulting me, that's REQUIRED! But how DARE you
promote the concept of ECOLOGICAL SENSITIVITY in Alt.Politics.Jaffo!!!
That's the social equivalent of dining at Four Seasons and eating corn on the
cob with your FEET!!!
(Side note: I really have to watch myself. I've only been in my own group
for 2 minutes, and I'm already posting like a slobbering egomaniac.)
*deep breath*
What I meant was, here at alt.politics.jaffo, we tolerate and embrace ALL
points of view. Openness, compassion, tenderness. Those are the concepts my
group is built upon.
Just forgive me if I forget myself every now and then and start ripping
throats out. I assure you these are temporary bouts of insanity.
:: : but there is no jaffo...
:
:: Kids, no matter what your parents tell you, THERE IS A JAFFO!
:
:Now now, boys. When all is said and done, there can be no final
:definitive proof either for or against the existance of Jaffo.
:Therefore we must leave this as a matter of personal belief.
:(As Rene Satre said, "Jaffo ergot zoom".)
For the record, I have never "zoomed an ergot" in my life. But I'll bet Ellen
has. And you are both correct. I do not exist, except for those brief
moments when I do.
When I am gone, you must rely on FAITH. FAITH that I will return and post
volumes, even if I've been gone a while. If for some reason my phone is
disconnected, I promise to type posts and mass mail printed copies to all APJ
regulars.
If it's good enough for Piers Anthony, it's certainly good enough for me.
:: : this is must distressing.
:
:Try spraying with Lysol.
:
:: Crosspost all your APJ posts to misc.misc so he gets 'em! Propagation
:: can be beaten! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (And so forth.)
I'm "beating my propogation": RIGHT NOW, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!
MUUUHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
I WIN!
No matter how stupid my jokes are, they're always on topic!!!! Yea!
Isn't this the real reason vanity froups are created?
Jaffo
--
Chief Executive In Charge of Wheel, Cog, and Bimbo Greasing
Certified In Bribery, Collusion, Graft, and Bimbo Eruption
Kibo For President Campaign, 1996
http://rampages.onramp.net/~jaffo
Jaffo
In alt.politics.jaffo, ches...@catt.ncsu.edu (Archbishop Smirk) wrote:
:Carlos May (fro...@praline.no.neosoft.com) wrote:
:>Try spraying with Lysol.
:
:Eek.
:
:When I read your above line, I thought it said, "Try spaying with Lysol."
:Not a pretty sight.
Posts about mutilating genitalia are "on topic" for apj, but please, be
tasteful.
:Chesh
:"Thou shalt not have naked singularities."
I've been searching for a good naked singularity all my life. <Sigh>
Jesse Garon
wedn...@tezcat.com (bev) writes:
>In article <31fbda8d...@news.io.com>, Jaffo <ja...@onramp.net> wrote:
>>Posts about mutilating genitalia are "on topic" for apj, but please, be
>>tasteful.
>I'm not sure you want to know how genital mutilation tastes.
>-- bev. nothing like chicken.
Damn. Now I'm not entirely sure how appropriate it would be to rewrite a
certain Shakesperean sonnet so that the first line ended "nothing like
chicken." I have having decorum and discretion. It's so inhibiting.
"Jesse Garon" is a product of:
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bev
In article <31fbda8d...@news.io.com>, Jaffo <ja...@onramp.net> wrote:
>Posts about mutilating genitalia are "on topic" for apj, but please, be
>tasteful.
I'm not sure you want to know how genital mutilation tastes.
-- bev. nothing like chicken.
--
Ain't that the curse of the second hand; ain't that the way of
the hour and the day... look at the sun and pray for rain. -- Mark Heard
<bev white> <wedn...@tezcat.com> <http://www.tezcat.com/~wednsday>
<http://www.nmia.com/~aurora5> <http://www.hallucinet.com/wednesday>
Andrew S. Gurk Damick
This wisdom in alt.politics.jaffo did bev impart:
: In article <31fbda8d...@news.io.com>, Jaffo <ja...@onramp.net> wrote:
: >Posts about mutilating genitalia are "on topic" for apj, but please, be
: >tasteful.
:
: I'm not sure you want to know how genital mutilation tastes.
Waitwaitwait A-MINNIT. If ANYONE begins talking about chewing testicles
for fun and profit, I'm taking a vacation.
--Gurk
I mean, that lamination
thing was bad enough.
P.S. Are we only allowed to talk about politics and penises in APJ?
--
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"That I may hear only you, / Your blood-rhythm slowing mine..."
- - - - - - - - - c o m e b e a f o o l a s w e l l -Card
Jaffo
In alt.politics.jaffo, asda...@unity.ncsu.edu (Andrew S. "Gurk" Damick)
wrote:
:This wisdom in alt.politics.jaffo did bev impart:
:: In article <31fbda8d...@news.io.com>, Jaffo <ja...@onramp.net> wrote:
:: >Posts about mutilating genitalia are "on topic" for apj, but please, be
:: >tasteful.
::
:: I'm not sure you want to know how genital mutilation tastes.
:
:Waitwaitwait A-MINNIT. If ANYONE begins talking about chewing testicles
:for fun and profit, I'm taking a vacation.
:
:
:
: --Gurk
: I mean, that lamination
: thing was bad enough.
:
:
:P.S. Are we only allowed to talk about politics and penises in APJ?
All right, this is the second time in 1 day you've asked me about topics. I
don't have the energy to declare "on" and "off" topic. No one would care
anyway.
So, official pronouncement:
EVERYTHING IS ON TOPIC IN ALT.POLITICS.JAFFO! This is the law.
Flaming is discouraged, but legal.
Go nuts.
I will accept things in this group that might not even be appropriate in ark.
For example, I encourage the posting of poetry and original fiction, even if
it's really, really long.
That's one thing I hate to do on ark that I WILL do in my own group. I'll be
posting long manuscripts and articles here that I consider too long for other
groups.
After all, it would be hypocrisy for APJ to impose restrictions on length. <G>
bev
In article <4theoj$f...@taco.cc.ncsu.edu>,
Andrew S. "Gurk" Damick <gu...@ncsu.edu> wrote:
>This wisdom in alt.politics.jaffo did bev impart:
>: In article <31fbda8d...@news.io.com>, Jaffo <ja...@onramp.net> wrote:
>: >Posts about mutilating genitalia are "on topic" for apj, but please, be
>: >tasteful.
>:
>: I'm not sure you want to know how genital mutilation tastes.
>
>Waitwaitwait A-MINNIT. If ANYONE begins talking about chewing testicles
>for fun and profit, I'm taking a vacation.
Of course not. We need them for nad kung fu.
> I mean, that lamination
> thing was bad enough.
You know what's great? Hair laminator.
>P.S. Are we only allowed to talk about politics and penises in APJ?
If we can't talk about the vulva, I'm staging a revolution.
bev
In article <31feacd9...@news.io.com>, Jaffo <ja...@onramp.net> wrote:
>In alt.politics.jaffo, wedn...@tezcat.com (bev) wrote:
>:Of course not. We need them for nad kung fu.
>
>I have to read that thread before I get this. Do I want to get this?
Yeah.
>:If we can't talk about the vulva, I'm staging a revolution.
>:
>I don't see why not, foreign cars are perfectly on topic.
>
>PS If you got that, I'll give you a dollar.
When the carpool for Cornerstone met up at True Tunes, Wheaton's
finest music store specializing in Christian music of all sorts,
I hadn't slept very much and was terribly hyper. When Kumquat
Kuriosity [hereafter known as Jeff] stated that he was parked over
there, I looked over there. "A VOLVO?" I say. Jeff nods. "You
drive FEMALE GENITALIA?" Jeff blushes.
You owe me a buck....
--
We just keep trying to out-angst Bev...and she won't let us win.
Which only creates more angst...it's all a vicious circle. -- chris parks
<bev white> <wedn...@tezcat.com> <http://www.tezcat.com/~wednsday/>
<http://www.nmia.com/~aurora5/> <http://www.hallucinet.com/wednesday/>
Jaffo
In alt.politics.jaffo, wedn...@tezcat.com (bev) wrote:
:In article <4theoj$f...@taco.cc.ncsu.edu>,
:Andrew S. "Gurk" Damick <gu...@ncsu.edu> wrote:
:>This wisdom in alt.politics.jaffo did bev impart:
:>: In article <31fbda8d...@news.io.com>, Jaffo <ja...@onramp.net> wrote:
:>: >Posts about mutilating genitalia are "on topic" for apj, but please, be
:>: >tasteful.
:>:
:>: I'm not sure you want to know how genital mutilation tastes.
:>
:>Waitwaitwait A-MINNIT. If ANYONE begins talking about chewing testicles
:>for fun and profit, I'm taking a vacation.
:
:Of course not. We need them for nad kung fu.
I have to read that thread before I get this. Do I want to get this?
:
:> I mean, that lamination
:> thing was bad enough.
:
:You know what's great? Hair laminator.
:
:>P.S. Are we only allowed to talk about politics and penises in APJ?
:
:If we can't talk about the vulva, I'm staging a revolution.
:
I don't see why not, foreign cars are perfectly on topic.
Jaffo
PS If you got that, I'll give you a dollar.
--
Chief Executive In Charge of Wheel, Cog, and Bimbo Greasing
Certified In Bribery, Collusion, Graft, and Bimbo Eruption
Kibo For President Campaign, 1996
Web: http://rampages.onramp.net/~jaffo News: alt.politics.jaffo
Jaffo
:This wisdom in alt.politics.jaffo did bev impart:
:: In article <31fbda8d...@news.io.com>, Jaffo <ja...@onramp.net> wrote:
:: >Posts about mutilating genitalia are "on topic" for apj, but please, be
:: >tasteful.
::
:: I'm not sure you want to know how genital mutilation tastes.
:
:Waitwaitwait A-MINNIT. If ANYONE begins talking about chewing testicles
:for fun and profit, I'm taking a vacation.
It's kinda fun if they don't bite down too hard...
:
: --Gurk
: I mean, that lamination
: thing was bad enough.
You laminated your testicles? Owie.
:
::P.S. Are we only allowed to talk about politics and penises in APJ?
:
No, those are just the most popular subjects right now. I vote we move on to
BREASTS and HURRICANES! Woo!
Jaffo
Andrew S. Gurk Damick
This wisdom in alt.politics.jaffo did bev impart:
: We just keep trying to out-angst Bev...and she won't let us win.
: Which only creates more angst...it's all a vicious circle. -- chris parks
AT LAST, I GET IT. IT'S LIKE "MY SO-CALLED LIFE" AND "PARTY OF FIVE" AT
THE SAME TIME. I GET IT NOW. I GET IT.
--Gurk
--
Andrew S. "Gurk" Damick, Poet for Life ----> gu...@ncsu.edu
"I'm in the amazing business." -Al Pacino, Scent of a Woman
http://www4.ncsu.edu/~asdamick/www/
bev
In article <4tnukf$h...@taco.cc.ncsu.edu>,
>: We just keep trying to out-angst Bev...and she won't let us win.
>: Which only creates more angst...it's all a vicious circle. -- chris parks
>
>AT LAST, I GET IT. IT'S LIKE "MY SO-CALLED LIFE" AND "PARTY OF FIVE" AT
>THE SAME TIME. I GET IT NOW. I GET IT.
Huh?
--
We just keep trying to out-angst Bev...and she won't let us win.
Which only creates more angst...it's all a vicious circle. -- chris parks
Elisabeth Higgins
In alt.politics.jaffo, wedn...@tezcat.com (bev) remarks:
>there, I looked over there. "A VOLVO?" I say. Jeff nods. "You
^^^^^ "I roll."
>drive FEMALE GENITALIA?" Jeff blushes.
And the symbol is IRON.
Gawd, I'm sick of Volvo jokes.
J. Ryan Cheshire Younce
Andrew S. "Gurk" Damick (asda...@unity.ncsu.edu) wrote:
>This wisdom in alt.politics.jaffo did bev impart:
>
>: We just keep trying to out-angst Bev...and she won't let us win.
>: Which only creates more angst...it's all a vicious circle. -- chris parks
>
>AT LAST, I GET IT. IT'S LIKE "MY SO-CALLED LIFE" AND "PARTY OF FIVE" AT
>THE SAME TIME. I GET IT NOW. I GET IT.
So basically it's its own show: "My So-Called Party of Five." I much rather
it be named: "My So-Called Acting Career."
Then there's the TCBY (The Country's Best Yogurt) and ICBIY (I Can't Believe
It's Yogurt) merger joke that Saturday Night Live had run a couple of years
back. The two companies merge to form "I Can't Believe It's the Country's
Best Yogurt." Herfh.
Ryan Younce
--
Cheshire Cat (Really!) | Alice: "Cheshire Puss, could you tell me which way
ches...@catt.ncsu.edu | I should go from here? My what large teeth
jryo...@pams.ncsu.edu | you have..."
"HERFH! HERFH! HERFH!" | Chesh: "Herfh. Me, Cheshire, say HERFH to Alice."
E.Holmes
In alt.politics.jaffo, wedn...@tezcat.com (bev) remarks:
/When the carpool for Cornerstone met up at True Tunes, Wheaton's
/finest music store specializing in Christian music of all sorts,
/I hadn't slept very much and was terribly hyper. When Kumquat
/Kuriosity [hereafter known as Jeff] stated that he was parked over
/there, I looked over there. "A VOLVO?" I say. Jeff nods. "You
/drive FEMALE GENITALIA?" Jeff blushes.
/
/You owe me a buck....
I knew we'd end up owing her for something. I avoided the
graphic design fees, but now you're making bets with her.
:-)
E.(remember the Edsel? Now THAT was a female-parts car)Holmes
E.Holmes
http://rampages.onramp.net/~eholmes/
The clay pot sitting in the sun will always be just a clay pot. It
must go through the white heat of the furnace to become porcelain.
Louis Nick III
Rich Holmes <rsho...@hydra.syr.EDU> wrote:
>In article <4to5fc$j...@taco.cc.ncsu.edu> ches...@catt.ncsu.edu (J. Ryan "Cheshire" Younce) writes:
>
>>Then there's the TCBY (The Country's Best Yogurt) and ICBIY (I Can't Believe
>>It's Yogurt) merger joke that Saturday Night Live had run a couple of years
>>back. The two companies merge to form "I Can't Believe It's the Country's
>>Best Yogurt." Herfh.
>
>"Stop & P"... <rim shot>
It's just a reorganization. The sister organization will of course be
'A! Shop!
Louis "you know, in case people forget to, or something" Nick
--
"She's just a collection of pixels."
"Yeah, but what pixels!"
=== Louis Nick III sn...@u.washington.edu alt.religion.louis-nick ===
Andy Wing
In article <4thlmj$k...@huitzilo.tezcat.com>, wedn...@tezcat.com (bev) wrote:
>In article <4theoj$f...@taco.cc.ncsu.edu>,
>>: >Posts about mutilating genitalia are "on topic" for apj, but please, be
>>: >tasteful.
>>:
>>: I'm not sure you want to know how genital mutilation tastes.
>>
>>Waitwaitwait A-MINNIT. If ANYONE begins talking about chewing testicles
>>for fun and profit, I'm taking a vacation.
>
>
>> thing was bad enough.
>
>
>
--
Politics is not the art of persuasion, it's the science of selfishness.
"Speeding down the misinformation superhighway"
Big Brother is not watching you, you're watching Big Brother, all 181 channels
Andy Wing agw...@astro.ocis.temple.edu aw...@thunder.ocis.temple.edu
Bill Marcum
In article <RSHOLMES.9...@hydra.syr.EDU>,
Rich Holmes <rsho...@hydra.syr.EDU> wrote:
>In article <4to5fc$j...@taco.cc.ncsu.edu> ches...@catt.ncsu.edu (J. Ryan
"Cheshire" Younce) writes:
>
>>Then there's the TCBY (The Country's Best Yogurt) and ICBIY (I Can't Believe
>>It's Yogurt) merger joke that Saturday Night Live had run a couple of years
>>back. The two companies merge to form "I Can't Believe It's the Country's
>>Best Yogurt." Herfh.
>
>And A&P is going to merge with Stop & Shop -- they're going to call it
>"Stop & P"... <rim shot>
>
--
Bill Marcum bma...@iglou.com
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too
dark to read." -- Marx
E.Holmes
In alt.politics.jaffo, agw...@astro.ocis.temple.edu (Andy Wing) remarks:
/wedn...@tezcat.com (bev) wrote:
/>Andrew S. "Gurk" Damick <gu...@ncsu.edu> wrote:
/>>This wisdom in alt.politics.jaffo did bev impart:
/>>: In article <31fbda8d...@news.io.com>, Jaffo wrote:
/>>: >Posts about mutilating genitalia are "on topic" for apj, but please, be
/>>: >tasteful.
/>>:
/>>: I'm not sure you want to know how genital mutilation tastes.
/>>
/>>Waitwaitwait A-MINNIT. If ANYONE begins talking about chewing testicles
/>>for fun and profit, I'm taking a vacation.
/>
/>Of course not. We need them for nad kung fu.
[...]
/>>P.S. Are we only allowed to talk about politics and penises in APJ?
/>
/>If we can't talk about the vulva, I'm staging a revolution.
/If we can talk about the SACRED vulva, I'm staging a lovolution.
Shouldn't that have been posted to alt.society.neutopia?
E.Holmes
http://rampages.onramp.net/~eholmes/ "Herfh."
Jaffo
In alt.politics.jaffo, wedn...@tezcat.com (bev) wrote:
:In article <31feacd9...@news.io.com>, Jaffo <ja...@onramp.net> wrote:
:>In alt.politics.jaffo, wedn...@tezcat.com (bev) wrote:
:>:Of course not. We need them for nad kung fu.
:>
:>I have to read that thread before I get this. Do I want to get this?
:
:Yeah.
:
:>:If we can't talk about the vulva, I'm staging a revolution.
:>:
:>I don't see why not, foreign cars are perfectly on topic.
:>
:>PS If you got that, I'll give you a dollar.
:
:When the carpool for Cornerstone met up at True Tunes, Wheaton's
:finest music store specializing in Christian music of all sorts,
:I hadn't slept very much and was terribly hyper. When Kumquat
:Kuriosity [hereafter known as Jeff] stated that he was parked over
:there, I looked over there. "A VOLVO?" I say. Jeff nods. "You
:drive FEMALE GENITALIA?" Jeff blushes.
:
:You owe me a buck....
If you're not careful, you might just get it in person.
What do they use for money in Chicago?
Jaffo
--
Jaffo, I love your morality, but sometimes it overrides
your common sense. - eho...@onramp.net
http://rampages.onramp.net/~jaffo/ alt.politics.jaffo
bev
In article <32069206...@news.io.com>, Jaffo <ja...@onramp.net> wrote:
>If you're not careful, you might just get it in person.
If *I'm* not careful? You've forgotten the First Law of USENET: You will
meet Bev.
>What do they use for money in Chicago?
Various forms of currency including but not limited to steak.
--
<bev white> <wedn...@tezcat.com> <http://www.tezcat.com/~wednsday/>
"Who needs the V-chip when I have an aging grandma? If she watches something
and has a heart attack, I know it is too violent." Lee Roche, Student
<http://www.nmia.com/~aurora5/> <http://www.hallucinet.com/wednesday/>
Starknight
In article <32069206...@news.io.com> ja...@onramp.net (Jaffo) writes:
>In alt.politics.jaffo, wedn...@tezcat.com (bev) wrote:
>:In article <31feacd9...@news.io.com>, Jaffo <ja...@onramp.net> wrote:
>:>In alt.politics.jaffo, wedn...@tezcat.com (bev) wrote:
>:>:Of course not. We need them for nad kung fu.
>:>I have to read that thread before I get this. Do I want to get this?
>:Yeah.
>:>:If we can't talk about the vulva, I'm staging a revolution.
>:>I don't see why not, foreign cars are perfectly on topic.
>:>PS If you got that, I'll give you a dollar.
>:When the carpool for Cornerstone met up at True Tunes, Wheaton's
>:finest music store specializing in Christian music of all sorts,
>:I hadn't slept very much and was terribly hyper. When Kumquat
>:Kuriosity [hereafter known as Jeff] stated that he was parked over
>:there, I looked over there. "A VOLVO?" I say. Jeff nods. "You
>:drive FEMALE GENITALIA?" Jeff blushes.
>:You owe me a buck....
We recently stopped using US currency because it's so devalued; the standard
monetary unit is the Triganian Pu, a triangular rubber coin a half-mile on a
side. HTH.
Starknight
Chicago, Chicago, that toddlin' town
Andrew S. Gurk Damick
This wisdom in alt.politics.jaffo did bev impart:
: If *I'm* not careful? You've forgotten the First Law of USENET: You will
: meet Bev.
Actually, the First Law of USENET is something like: You Will Never Like
McDonald's Food Again.
--Gurk
--
+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+ http://www4.ncsu.edu/~asdamick/www/
Andrew S. Damick: Prophet, Poet, Groundhog. -+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+
Were you aware that the word "gullible" is absent from the dictionary?
be...@cais2.cais.com
bev (wedn...@tezcat.com) wrote:
: In article <32069206...@news.io.com>, Jaffo <ja...@onramp.net> wrote:
: >If you're not careful, you might just get it in person.
: If *I'm* not careful? You've forgotten the First Law of USENET: You will
: meet Bev.
So when are you coming to DC/Baltimore, missy?
--
Beth (do you like your Delmonico marinated?)
YoYo
In article <4uamer$h...@news2.cais.com>,
be...@cais.com wrote:
>So when are you coming to DC/Baltimore, missy?
And Georgia. A whole southeast tour!
--
YoYoYoYoYoYoYoYoYoYoYoYoYoYoYo yo...@io.com YoYoYoYoYoYoYoYoYoYoYoYoYoYoYo
++---What this country needs is a cranky 17th--------------------------++
++--------century Turk with clear vision, a mean mouth,----------------++
++-------------and a really awesome scimitar. -Meg Greenfield---------++
Carlos May
bev (wedn...@tezcat.com) says:
: In article <32069206...@news.io.com>, Jaffo <ja...@onramp.net> wrote:
: >If you're not careful, you might just get it in person.
: If *I'm* not careful? You've forgotten the First Law of USENET: You will
: meet Bev.
Hm. I musta missed the introductary lessons. (You all can tell I've
been FAKING it all this time on Usenet, can't you?!?)
I did not know that was the First Law of USENET. But I can vouch that
it is indeed true.
: >What do they use for money in Chicago?
: Various forms of currency including but not limited to steak.
Last year, toast was also in common circulation.
-- Deep Dish with extra Froggy
* Fro...@neosoft.com ** "The Information Super-Frog" [dibs] *
bev
In article <4u8ebh$g...@taco.cc.ncsu.edu>,
>
>: meet Bev.
>
>McDonald's Food Again.
Not on MY USENET.
Andrew S. Gurk Damick
This wisdom in alt.politics.jaffo did bev impart:
: Andrew S. "Gurk" Damick <gu...@ncsu.edu> wrote:
: >This wisdom in alt.politics.jaffo did bev impart:
: >
: >: If *I'm* not careful? You've forgotten the First Law of USENET: You will
: >: meet Bev.
: >
: >Actually, the First Law of USENET is something like: You Will Never Like
: >McDonald's Food Again.
:
: Not on MY USENET.
Hey, can I have the password to your USENET?
--Gurk
--
---- Andrew S. "Gurk" Damick, Prophet of Smerp ----
---- I ' m n o t t h e B o g e y M a n ! ! ----
-------- "Damick's gonna get me for sure." --------
--Ryan Younce
bev
In article <4uamer$h...@news2.cais.com>,
TheW...@Endor.com <be...@cais2.cais.com> wrote:
>bev (wedn...@tezcat.com) wrote:
>: In article <32069206...@news.io.com>, Jaffo <ja...@onramp.net> wrote:
>: >If you're not careful, you might just get it in person.
>
>: meet Bev.
>
Asap...
>Beth (do you like your Delmonico marinated?)
Yah. :)
Louis Nick III
Andrew S. "Gurk" Damick <gu...@ncsu.edu> wrote:
>This wisdom in alt.politics.jaffo did bev impart:
>: Andrew S. "Gurk" Damick <gu...@ncsu.edu> wrote:
>: >This wisdom in alt.politics.jaffo did bev impart:
>: >
>: >: meet Bev.
>: >
>: >Actually, the First Law of USENET is something like: You Will Never Like
>: >McDonald's Food Again.
>:
>: Not on MY USENET.
>
>Hey, can I have the password to your USENET?
This seems like an opportune time to mention that my USENET will be down
for part of this afternoon, because I will be hanging pictures and it's
just the right height to stand on.
Until then, Login as handmethathammerwillya, with password:
StAnDbAcKaNdTeLlMeIfThIsIsStRaIgHt
Try to get some stuff to propogate to louis.local, and PLEASE PLEASE
PLEASE find something that is remotely on-topic for louis.sex.
Thank you,
Your newsadmin.
Einswine
Carlos May wrote:
>
> bev (wedn...@tezcat.com) says:
> : In article <32069206...@news.io.com>, Jaffo <ja...@onramp.net> wrote:
> : >If you're not careful, you might just get it in person.
>
> : meet Bev.
>
> been FAKING it all this time on Usenet, can't you?!?)
> I did not know that was the First Law of USENET. But I can vouch that
> it is indeed true.
>
> : >What do they use for money in Chicago?
>
> : Various forms of currency including but not limited to steak.
>
> Last year, toast was also in common circulation.
>
That is true but it was only used as tokens for the el. The first rainy
day saw the sacking of the engineer who pushed through the toast idea
and
the promotion of another from sanitation who had previously suggested
beef
jerky. Wich, incidentaly can be made from thinly sliced marinated
delmonico steaks.
Doctorb Science
rsho...@hydra.syr.EDU (Rich Holmes) writes:
>And A&P is going to merge with Stop & Shop -- they're going to call it
>"Stop & P"... <rim shot>
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Doctorb Science
be...@cais2.cais.com (TheW...@Endor.com) writes:
>Beth (do you like your Delmonico marinated?)
I'M "MARINATING MY DELMONICO" RIGHT NOW, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
AND I THINK YOU FRAGGIN DO!!!!!1!!!! STINKEN CHUNK OF STEAK!!!!!1!!!
bev
In article <4uat81$b...@taco.cc.ncsu.edu>,
>
>Hey, can I have the password to your USENET?
You already have a USENET. I'm not giving you mine.
--
I can't turn away...all her vanity and fate written on her crazy face...
Here in my head, I hear you pray. - Psychedelic Furs
<bev white> <b...@olivier.dementia.org>
Jesse Garon
b...@eden.rutgers.edu (Doctorb Science) writes:
>be...@cais2.cais.com (TheW...@Endor.com) writes:
>>Beth (do you like your Delmonico marinated?)
>I'M "MARINATING MY DELMONICO" RIGHT NOW, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
>AND I THINK YOU FRAGGIN DO!!!!!1!!!! STINKEN CHUNK OF STEAK!!!!!1!!!
HEY YOU FUKKEN SOVOK!!!1! I KNOW U R K3WL AND ALL THAT, BUT U B NIC3
W3N U TALK TO B3FF! ARRRRRGH! STINKEN STINK OF STINK!!!!111!1!!
"Jesse Garon": the God damnedest mass of tact known to the human race
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