Stinky Grunter vs. the PKs
B.B.
Diablo's minions grow stronger.
Stinky Grunter: Ungh?
Voice from the Heavens: HaktZon invites you to join her party.
Stinky Grunter: Ungh?
HaktZon: PARTY
Stinky Grunter: Ungh!
Voice from the Heavens: You have joined HaktZon's party.
HaktZon: TP
HaktZon: TP
HaktZon: TP
HaktZon: TP
HaktZon: TP
HaktZon: TP
HaktZon: TP
HaktZon: TP
HaktZon: TP
HaktZon: TP
HaktZon: TP
HaktZon: TP
HaktZon: TP
HaktZon: TP
HaktZon: TP
Stinky Grunter: Ungh!
HaktZon: WHAT
Stinky Grunter: Ungh!
<momentary quiet>
HaktZon: TP
HaktZon: TP
HaktZon: TP
HaktZon: TP
HaktZon: TP
HaktZon: TP
HaktZon: TP
StinkyGrunter: Ungh! [leaps into the middle of a large swarm of Doom
Knights. Opens TP. Leaps away]
Voice from the Heavens: HaktZon was slain by Doom Knight
HaktZon: WHAT
HaktZon: YOU ASSHOLE WHY DID YOU DO THAT
Stinky Grunter: Ungh!
HaktZon: SPEAK ENGLISH
Stinky Grunter: Ungh!
HaktZon: WHAT IS RONG WITH U
Stinky Grunter: Ungh!
HaktZon: U STUPID NOOB!!!!!!!!!!!!
Voice from the Heavens: HaktZon has left your world. Diablo's
minions grow weaker.
Stinky Grunter: Ungh! [slaughters Doom Knights, picks up HaktZon's
gold] Ungh! [dances about]
<minutes go by>
Voice from the Heavens: HaktSorc(*lamerPKer) has joined your world.
Diablo's minions grow stronger.
Voice from the Heavens: HaktBarb(*lamerPKer'sFriend) has joined your
world. Diablo's minions grow stronger.
Voice from the Heavens: HaktPally(*lamerPKer'sOtherFriend) has joined
your world. Diablo's minions grow stronger.
HaktSorc: HAHA WE GOT U KNOW
Stinky Grunter: UNGH!
HaktSorc: SEE I TOLD YOU HE TALKD LIKE THAT
HaktBarb: why did you kill our friend?
Stinky Grunter: Ungh!
HaktBarb: WHAT R U STUPID?
HaktPally: LETS JUST KILL HIM
Voice from the Heavens: HaktPally has expressed hostility towards you.
Stinky Grunter: UNGH!!!! [stinky runs around, pops all of diablo's
seals, gathers all of the critters in the middle of the CS, TPs to town,
and WPs to act 5]
HaktBarb: where is he?
HaktSorc: HES AT DIABLO TAKE MY TP
Voice from the Heavens: HaktSorc was slain by Lord de Seis.
HaktSorc: WHAT FUCK U NOOB
Stinky Grunter: Ungh!!!!!!!!!
HaktPally: WHAT HAPPENED?
Voice from the Heavens: HaktBarb was slain by Oblivion Knight.
Voice from the Heavens: HaktPally was slain by Oblivion Knight.
HaktBarb: ITS A TRAP
HaktPally: I NO
Stinky Grunter: Ungh! Ungh! Ungh! Ungh!
HaktPally: SHUT UP
Voice from the Heavens: HaktBarb has left our world. Diablo's
minions grow weaker.
Voice from the Heavens: HaktSorc has left our world. Diablo's
minions grow weaker.
Voice from the Heavens: HaktPally has left our world. Diablo's
minions grow weaker.
Stinky Grunter: Ungh! [returns to act 4, walks to CS, leaps in, grabs
close to 200k in gold, leaps out and goes home]
<editor's note: UNGH!>
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Stephen Mackey
*snip the triumph of the righteous over pkers*
::giggle::
Cute story. Did you really talk like that the whole time? Were they really
all named Hakt? Heh. Thanks for sharing, it made me laugh.
--
Stephen Mackey
"There is no sig. There is only Zuul."
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Aaron
> Diablo's minions grow stronger.
ROTF!!! *wipes tears from eyes* Classic...just classic...
~Aaron
B.B.
kark...@aol.com (Stephen Mackey) wrote:
>B.B. said:
>
>*snip the triumph of the righteous over pkers*
>
>::giggle::
>Cute story. Did you really talk like that the whole time? Were they really
>all named Hakt? Heh. Thanks for sharing, it made me laugh.
I did talk like that. I always talk like that. (:
I couldn't remember their real names, so I made up HaktNames.
short
> In article <20030712132015...@mb-m04.aol.com>,
> kark...@aol.com (Stephen Mackey) wrote:
>
> >B.B. said:
> >
> >*snip the triumph of the righteous over pkers*
> >
> >::giggle::
> >Cute story. Did you really talk like that the whole time? Were they
really
> >all named Hakt? Heh. Thanks for sharing, it made me laugh.
>
> I did talk like that. I always talk like that. (:
> I couldn't remember their real names, so I made up HaktNames.
>
Heh, this was the best one yet.
Keep it up!!
short
jjoy
Just rich in comedic value! :P
Xocyll
from reading the entrails of the porn spammer to utter "The Augury is
good, the signs say:
> Voice from the Heavens: HaktZon(*lamerPKer) has joined your world.
>Diablo's minions grow stronger.
<biggety snip>
> Stinky Grunter: Ungh! [returns to act 4, walks to CS, leaps in, grabs
>close to 200k in gold, leaps out and goes home]
>
><editor's note: UNGH!>
All I can say to this is ROFLSHISTC!
Xocyll
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a cautionary example if you'll FO And Get Chronically, Incurably,
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FOAGCIPPEDI. -- Mike Andrews responding to an idiot in asr
Orchid
> Diablo's minions grow stronger.
>
> Stinky Grunter: Ungh?
>
> Voice from the Heavens: HaktZon invites you to join her party.
>
> Stinky Grunter: Ungh?
>
> HaktZon: PARTY
>
> Stinky Grunter: Ungh
> HaktZon: WHAT
>
> Stinky Grunter: Ungh!
>
>
> Stinky Grunter: Ungh!
>
> HaktZon: WHAT IS RONG WITH U>
<snip>
> HaktSorc: HAHA WE GOT U KNOW
>
> Stinky Grunter: UNGH!
>
> HaktSorc: SEE I TOLD YOU HE TALKD LIKE THAT
>
> HaktPally: SHUT UP
This was hilarious!! I was laughing out loud the whole way through.
I'd have loved to have been there watching them react to the "Unghs".
StinkyGrunter is going to go down in AGD spot report history as the
funniest character ever.
More, please! :-)
Shari (Orchid)
Stephen van Ham
<DoNotSpa...@airmail.net.com.org.gov.tw.ch.ru> oozed up out of
the petri dish and said:
,.
> Stinky Grunter: Ungh!
>
> HaktZon: SPEAK ENGLISH
>
> Stinky Grunter: Ungh!
>
> HaktZon: WHAT IS RONG WITH U
>
> Stinky Grunter: Ungh!
>
> HaktZon: U STUPID NOOB!!!!!!!!!!!!
Classic.
Ovarb! Or should that be Ungh? Or Urk? Or Grrr?
SpiffyBlooeyPizzaPops!
Zod
UNGH!!!
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: Diablo's minions grow stronger.
:
: Stinky Grunter: Ungh?
LOL. Now I know what it's all about.
Mickey
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> Diablo's minions grow stronger.
>
How did you know they were hacked before you even played with them?
Mickey - Methinks I know
Richard Buckle
> Diablo's minions grow stronger.
[APPLAUSE]
Richard.
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B.B.
"Mickey" <mic...@comcast.netxx> wrote:
The story's heavily edited/embellished. I carved out the boring span
of time between the zon entering and demanding to party. Somehwere in
the the zon beagged a bit about her equipment, which was hacked all to
hell and back, judging by what she said.
And though you didn't ask, he username included the string "pkpkpk"
so I figured her for a PKer when se suddenly decided to "help" me. That
and she was rather annoying anyway.
Mickey
Well then, I think it may be time for me to report my highly secret recipe
for Ear-Of-PK-Soup.
Mickey
B.B.
"Mickey" <mic...@comcast.netxx> wrote:
[...]
>> And though you didn't ask, he username included the string "pkpkpk"
>> so I figured her for a PKer when se suddenly decided to "help" me. That
>> and she was rather annoying anyway.
>>
>
>Well then, I think it may be time for me to report my highly secret recipe
>for Ear-Of-PK-Soup.
Sounds tasty.
Mickey
> In article <Domcndne_KV...@comcast.com>,
> "Mickey" <mic...@comcast.netxx> wrote:
>
> [...]
>
> >> And though you didn't ask, he username included the string "pkpkpk"
> >> so I figured her for a PKer when se suddenly decided to "help" me.
That
> >> and she was rather annoying anyway.
> >>
> >
> >Well then, I think it may be time for me to report my highly secret
recipe
> >for Ear-Of-PK-Soup.
>
> Sounds tasty.
In days of old when knights were bold (Diablo 1), I had a web page with the
recipe and pictures of the over 6,000 PK ears I pruned with my tank mage,
oddly enough named Ear-Of-PK-Soup.
Mickey
Lex
the
> recipe and pictures of the over 6,000 PK ears I pruned with my tank mage,
> oddly enough named Ear-Of-PK-Soup.
>
> Mickey
Got a DII/LoD recipe? I'd be interested to hear about it.
Lex
Simon Righarts
> Voice from the Heavens: HaktZon(*lamerPKer) has joined your world.
> Diablo's minions grow stronger.
>
> Stinky Grunter: Ungh?
>
> Voice from the Heavens: HaktZon invites you to join her party.
>
> Stinky Grunter: Ungh?
>
> HaktZon: PARTY
<snip>
That was classic :)
Mickey
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I shall prepare one, being the master ear chef of AGD :)
Mickey
Anadriel
wrote:
Where did you study? The Westmarch School of Culinary Arts?
Mickey
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Levels 13-16, Diablo-1... why do you think there are so many cauldrons
there.
Mickey
0tarin
of the following hogwash:
>"Anadriel" <bibleb...@shaw.ca> wrote in message
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>
>> Where did you study? The Westmarch School of Culinary Arts?
>
>Levels 13-16, Diablo-1... why do you think there are so many cauldrons
>there.
Personally, I wouldn't touch those with a KSOH. Evul cauldrons...
they were always in league with the barrels.
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> "Mickey" <mic...@comcast.netxx> grabbed a wombat and stuffed it full
> of the following hogwash:
>
> >"Anadriel" <bibleb...@shaw.ca> wrote in message
> >news:h0f6hvcnv2c83qsm9...@4ax.com...
> >
> >> Where did you study? The Westmarch School of Culinary Arts?
> >
> >Levels 13-16, Diablo-1... why do you think there are so many cauldrons
> >there.
>
> Personally, I wouldn't touch those with a KSOH. Evul cauldrons...
> they were always in league with the barrels.
Not in NetherWorld.... they were always safe there, and their name was
changed from the misleading "cauldron" to the more apropos "soup pot".
Mickey
0tarin
of the following hogwash:
>"0tarin" <0ta...@sluggy.net> wrote in message
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>> "Mickey" <mic...@comcast.netxx> grabbed a wombat and stuffed it full
>> of the following hogwash:
>>
>> >"Anadriel" <bibleb...@shaw.ca> wrote in message
>> >news:h0f6hvcnv2c83qsm9...@4ax.com...
>> >
>> >> Where did you study? The Westmarch School of Culinary Arts?
>> >
>> >Levels 13-16, Diablo-1... why do you think there are so many cauldrons
>> >there.
>>
>> Personally, I wouldn't touch those with a KSOH. Evul cauldrons...
>> they were always in league with the barrels.
>
>Not in NetherWorld.... they were always safe there, and their name was
>changed from the misleading "cauldron" to the more apropos "soup pot".
Hmmm... I'd forgotten that part of it. Nice idea ;) However, I'd be
willing to bet I still avoided them out of habit.
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Mickey
> "Mickey" <mic...@comcast.netxx> grabbed a wombat and stuffed it full
> of the following hogwash:
>
> >"0tarin" <0ta...@sluggy.net> wrote in message
> >news:3f1a6084....@News.CIS.DFN.DE...
> >> "Mickey" <mic...@comcast.netxx> grabbed a wombat and stuffed it full
> >> of the following hogwash:
> >>
> >> >"Anadriel" <bibleb...@shaw.ca> wrote in message
> >> >news:h0f6hvcnv2c83qsm9...@4ax.com...
> >> >
> >> >> Where did you study? The Westmarch School of Culinary Arts?
> >> >
> >> >Levels 13-16, Diablo-1... why do you think there are so many cauldrons
> >> >there.
> >>
> >> Personally, I wouldn't touch those with a KSOH. Evul cauldrons...
> >> they were always in league with the barrels.
> >
> >Not in NetherWorld.... they were always safe there, and their name was
> >changed from the misleading "cauldron" to the more apropos "soup pot".
>
> Hmmm... I'd forgotten that part of it. Nice idea ;) However, I'd be
> willing to bet I still avoided them out of habit.
Yeah, old habits die VERY hard.
Mickey