Minnesota Teenage-Republicans
Alexander R. Conant
joining a Teenage Republicans club in Minnesota, please contact me.
Thank you.
Alexander Conant
Peter Klausler
>If anyone is, or knows someone, who may be interested in either starting or
>joining a Teenage Republicans club in Minnesota, please contact me.
>
>Thank you.
Minnesota Teenage Republicans
"We had all the money!
We got all the votes!
Now we've got all the fun!"
- P. J. O'Rourke
Proposed 1996 Activities Schedule
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February - "Respect Iowans for a Month" Month
Chew fingernails with us as we watch the Iowans "do caucus"!
(Ha ha.) And on President's Day, remember that neither
Washington nor Lincoln was a Democrat. Or a damn liberal.
March... - ... On To Victory!
Come to the meeting with a videotape of your favorite
negative advertisement so far.
April - You Can't Own Too Many Guns Month
15: Watch Daddy's lawyers finish his taxes!
19-23: Five-day waiting period of silence in memory of
the martyrs of Waco
27-28: Spring Camping trip (camouflage is NOT optional this year)
May - Let's Put the Fun back into Fundamentalism!
Are YOU ready for the Apocalypse? Come to our weekly
lecture series on "A Creation Scientist Explains
Social Darwinism."
June - Gated Community (non-)Progressive Dinner
Private school is out! Let's celebrate by shuttling our
sport-utility vehicles between Bearpath and North Oaks for
a (non-)progressive dinner, courtesy of the Teenage
Republican Ladies' Auxiliary!
July - Convention Crazy Days
We can't all afford to go to San Diego (well, we could, but
our folks won't let us), so we'll get together in front
of a big-screen and party with the Majority Party! The Teenage
Ladies' Auxiliary will make snacks and also score us some beer.
A local foreign exchange student will translate Buchanan's
1992 speech back into the original German for us. (*)
August - Annual Canoe Trip
Join our trek into the BWCAW as we scout for unharvested
old-growth timber kept from our rightful Wise Use by
those shortsighted environmentalists.
September - Fall Rush
Discuss current events! Meet every afternoon during Study Hall
to listen to Rush on headphones and get the REAL story.
October - Bookburning Month
Huddle around OUR bonfire this fall as we incinerate
many immoral, subversive, and obscene children's books
recently forced off school library shelves!
Also, on Halloween: Join us as we cruise the
suburbs and pull up Wellstone lawn signs!
November - The Agony of Humilation, Disgrace, and Infamy
Watch the discredited liberal elite crash and burn
at our Election Eve blowout! A charity betting pool
will be run by the Ladies' Auxiliary on the Electoral
College outcome.
December - A New Volvo from Daddy!
Happy holidays! See you next year at the Dole Inauguration!
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(*) this joke stolen from Molly Ivins
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Peter Klausler (p...@pmk.mn.org) "They're beating my head against a dead horse."
Drew Lanz
>Alexander R. Conant (rco...@maroon.tc.umn.edu) wrote:
>: If anyone is, or knows someone, who may be interested in either starting or
>: Thank you.
>Alex,
>I'd love to meet some nice teen-age republican girls. Please let me
>know when the group forms.
>Ed
Ed,
I think that Farmer Fischer has claim to these types of postings.
Thanks for using restraint in the mention of details, though.
Regards,
Drew ---------------------------------------------
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Technical Intelligence-MN-USA
I'd love to meet some nice teen-age republican girls. Please let me
know when the group forms.
Ed
Alexander R. Conant (rco...@maroon.tc.umn.edu) wrote:
: If anyone is, or knows someone, who may be interested in either starting or
: joining a Teenage Republicans club in Minnesota, please contact me.
:
: Thank you.
:
: Alexander Conant
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