SONGS ABOUT MASTURBATION (Here we go...)
Trevor Greenberg
: Brett A Riley <bar6...@pegasus.cc.ucf.edu> wrote:
: >: Elisabeth Higgins (lis...@netcom.com) wrote:
: >
: >: : I'll tell you what. Just to make it up to you guys, I'll restart the SONGS
: >: : ABOUT MASTURBATION thread. Everyone can participate!!!
: >
: >: : YAAAYYYYY!!!
: >
: > Er, "Uncontrollable Urge", "Penetration in the Centerfold",
: >"Be Stiff" -- all by Devo, of course!
: What about other Devo songs, like "Whip It", "I can't get no
: Satisfaction", "S.I.B. (Swelling Itching Brain)", "Blockhead",
: "Shrivel-up", "Mongoloid", "Big Mess", "Jerkin' Back and Forth" (If that
: isn't about Masturbation, I don't know what is!), "Peek-a-boo", AND OF
: COURSE...
: "Jocko Homo".
My favourite band, the Melbourne Loser group, New Waver, which is fronted by
Melbourne's most famous Loser (he works a public service job to fund his
tapes, CD's, magazines and one novel, all so he can give them away (or have
record stores sell them without him ever going back for the cash), and
spread the Loser message to his "true constituency") has made numerous songs
revolving around (no pun intended) or including mention of masturbation.
They are also almost all covers because he is (according to his own explan-
ation), too much of a Loser to come up with his own songs.
These include "Erotic, Erotic/Put my hands all over my body"
(Madonna cover)
"I started masturbating two years ago/I tried to use a tissue
but I can't stop the flow/I told the minister at Sunday
School just the other day/but he looked embarrassed and he
wanted me to go away" (I'm Good, LL Cool J cover)
The masturbation and suicide themes dominate a lot of the music. Wadley
is active on the internet, running the Lossnet mailing list ("All come onto
the internet so we can lose interactively"). If any Losers (including nerds,
geeks, etc) want to hear his tapes, e-mail me for his address.
--
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Robert Jones
>>As one duck said to another, "WANK, WANK, WANK!"
>I am "wanking" right now, if you know what I mean.
Does this mean you are a duck?
-Me
dr._memory
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Michael Roach
writes:
>
>Hey asshole,
>
>He meant take it out of this newsgroup and move it where it belongs.
> We
>have enough of this shit as it is.
>
>J.D.
So where did you post from, alt.christnet, talk.rumors, rec.humor,
alt.conspiracy, alt.religion.kibolog, alt.alien.visitors, talk.bizarre,
alt.atheism.satire, alt.sex.watersports,talk.religion.misc,
alt.fan.bill-gates, alt.cyberpunk, alt.stupidity, alt.controv,
alt.corporate.accountability, alt.destroy.the.earth,
alt.current-events.flood-of-93, alt.gif-agreemen, or
alt.gov.meeting.services?
virus14
jenny finkel
>
> One Hit band... what are you talking about? they had another perverted
> song as well..
> Goes somthing like this...
>
> Why can't i get o why can't i get just one kiss....
> oh i look at your legs and I need a kiss...
> Why can't i get , why can't i get just one screw
> why can't i get, why can't i get just on screw from you...
> oh...why can't i why can't i get just on fuck
> why can't i get just one fuck...
this is how it actually goes (you were close though) oh and htis is add
it up, not blister in the sun.
why cant i get just one kiss/why cant i get just one kiss/maybe somethings
that i wouldnt miss/ but i look at your pants and i need a kiss/ why
cant i get just one screw/why cant i get just one screw/maybe id know
what to do/ but something wont let me make love to you/ why cant i get
just one fuck/ why cant i get just one fuck/ i guess its got something
to do with luck/ but ive waited my whole life for just one..
> Uhm...Mastruabation songs... Green Day
>
> "when mastruabation's lost it's fun your fuckin' lonely...."
> That whole song is about mastrabation.
icicle by tori amos- 'getting off, getting off while theyre all downstairs,
singing prayers, sing away, hes in my pumpkin pjs, lay a book on my chest,
FEEL the word, FEEL the word...and when they say take of his body, i think
ill take from mine instead'
> >How about "Blister in the Sun" by the Violent Femmes, the ultimate
> >one-hit band. How ironic!
what the fuck? violent femmes kick ass.
JENNY
Sound Exchange punks
Japanese" by the Vapors, "Whip It" by Devo?
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Marc Siegfried
>>Brings to mind a song of my youth, it goes to Funiculi-funicula...
>>
>>"Last night, I lay in bed and pulled my pud...
>>It did me good,
>>I knew it would...
>>
>>Last night, I lay in bed and pulled my pud...
>>It did me good,
>>I knew it would...
>>
>>At first, I givva the short stroke...
>>I usa da hand...
>>And then, I givva the long stroke...
>>I usa da hand, I usa da hand...
>>
>>Beat it, bight it, slam it on the floor...
>>Smite it, strike it, jam it in the door...
>>
>>Some people think that buggery and fucking it is good!
>>But for personal enjoyment, I prefer to pull my pud...
>>
>>As one duck said to another, "WANK, WANK, WANK!"
>>
>
>Just great, now I have
>to forward this to the d**n
>song in my head thread
MUHAHAHAHAHA!
Jason Kennerly
> What about everyone's favorite whiner Cindy Lauper and her "She-Bop" mess
> of a song? According to her even the president bops on a regular basis.
POST THE LYRICS!!
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finger me and make a pgp key come.
Martin Poulter
Doctorb Science <b...@er7.rutgers.edu> wrote:
>I am "wanking" right now, if you know what I mean.
I am "engaging in repeated, vigorous manual stimulation of the corona of
my erect penis (using my right hand), while simultaneously engaging in
mental acts of detailed erotic ideation, with the purpose of continuing
stimulation until I experience an orgasmic release in the form of a
succession of muscluar contractions along the length of my sperm tract and
an intense burst of activity in subcortical areas of the brain, especially
the amygdala" right now, if you know what I mean (and I think you do).
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vitaly
Try to guess. I think that the reason for you not to masturbate!!
Get Well soon if you will guess surely. By! GoodNight
Steve Warrington
>
>I think that you are a bunch of sick freaks.
>
Actually I prefer roast beef, yorkshire pudding, roast potatoes
peas & carrots.
I generally leave the sick on the side.
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>In article <45ulv6$j...@er7.rutgers.edu>,
>Doctorb Science <b...@er7.rutgers.edu> wrote:
>>I am "wanking" right now, if you know what I mean.
>I am "engaging in repeated, vigorous manual stimulation of the corona of
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>my erect penis (using my right hand), while simultaneously engaging in
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>mental acts of detailed erotic ideation, with the purpose of continuing
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>stimulation until I experience an orgasmic release in the form of a
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>succession of muscluar contractions along the length of my sperm tract and
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>an intense burst of activity in subcortical areas of the brain, especially
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>the amygdala" right now, if you know what I mean (and I think you do).
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
YM "spanking the monkey" HTH!
-Teg.
Glenn Josephson
>
>ld...@nmsu.edu (Lilia Dale) writes:
>> What about everyone's favorite whiner Cindy Lauper and her "She-Bop" mess
>> of a song? According to her even the president bops on a regular basis.
>
>POST THE LYRICS!!
OH GOD NO..if you're really THAT curious check a lyric server or go out
and buy the bloody thing. Damn you all, now I'm gonna have the song
running over and over in my head.
Kill me. Now.
Michael Roach
(Jason Kennerly) writes:
>
>ld...@nmsu.edu (Lilia Dale) writes:
>> What about everyone's favorite whiner Cindy Lauper and her "She-Bop"
>> mess of a song? According to her even the president bops on a >>
regular basis.
>
>POST THE LYRICS!!
Ooooh, the copyright police are gonna wanna talk to you about this one!
> finger me and make a pgp key come.
Finger me and I'll break your finger!
Russ on a roll Reynolds
In article <4674hj$l...@cello.gina.calstate.edu>, jke...@cello.gina.calstate.edu (Jason Kennerly) writes:
|> ld...@nmsu.edu (Lilia Dale) writes:
|> > What about everyone's favorite whiner Cindy Lauper and her "She-Bop" mess
|> > of a song? According to her even the president bops on a regular basis.
According to her, even The Pope does it. And I think you know
what I mean...
|> POST THE LYRICS!!
Thank you anyways.
-Russ
|> finger me and make a pgp key come.
No
Trevor Greenberg
: Do you know what "BANANAZATION" mean?
: Try to guess. I think that the reason for you not to masturbate!!
: Get Well soon if you will guess surely. By! GoodNight
Please go away.
SK
Sammons III) writes:
>
>
>: I am "engaging in repeated, vigorous manual stimulation of the corona
of
>: my erect penis (using my right hand), while simultaneously engaging
in
>: mental acts of detailed erotic ideation, with the purpose of
continuing
>: stimulation until I experience an orgasmic release in the form of a
>: succession of muscluar contractions along the length of my sperm
tract and
>: an intense burst of activity in subcortical areas of the brain,
especially
>: the amygdala" right now, if you know what I mean (and I think you
do).
>
>
> That's all fine and dandy, but I have two suggestions:
> 1: Should have said vas deferens instead of sperm tract.
> 2: Aim away from the keyboard!
>
>
>
AZAGTHOTH
A one.. A two.. A ONE TWO THREE FOUR!!! HIT IT!!
Well, I like to beat my meat..
I like to beat it all dayyy longg
<bluesy guitar shuffle solo>
No one wants to beat my meat for me
Guess I gotta beat it all by myselllf
Beatin' it all by myself
Cause nobody wants to beat my meat for meee..
Take it on home, Rosco
<bass solo.. blues/funk style>
Aw, yeah.. That's how I like it, baby..
I saw I'm spankin my monkey all over the place...
I ran out of baby oil so now I'm using my shampooooo
Whacking off like a madman oh yeah
Beatin off is lonely so lonely since my baby done left me
My woman done left me so I gotta whack off all by myself
Guess I gota beat my meat all by myself
Beatin' it all by myself
Cause nobody wants to beat my meat for meeee...
<long guitar solo w/ sax accompany>
THANK YOU!! THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!!!!
<bow>
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>In article <4674hj$l...@cello.gina.calstate.edu>, jke...@cello.gina.calstate.edu (Jason Kennerly) writes:
>|> ld...@nmsu.edu (Lilia Dale) writes:
>|> > What about everyone's favorite whiner Cindy Lauper and her "She-Bop" mess
>|> > of a song? According to her even the president bops on a regular basis.
>
> According to her, even The Pope does it. And I think you know
> what I mean...
>
That reminds me of a joke I have heard...
The Pope was bored one day. As an experiment he decides to - well , you
know. Whilst in the act the window cleaner sees him. The Pope panics, rushes
downstairs and stops the window cleaner leaving the grounds. `Wait,' he says,
`how much do you want for your silence'. `Half a million quid', replies
the window cleaner, who lives in Clapham and is covering Rome for a friend.
`OK' says the Pope.
At the end of the year the Papal acccountants are going through the books.
Unable to sort out a discrepancy, the go and see the Pontiff. `Your holiness',
they said, `we appear to be missing half a million quid'. `Oh', replied the
Pope, `errr that's for the window cleaner'. `Crikey', said the startled
actuaries, `he must have seen you coming !'.
Tap dance and exit, stage left.
LCdSG.
HIYA DOLL
HIYA DOLL
HIYA DOLL
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(Michael Roach ) wrote:
>In <4674hj$l...@cello.gina.calstate.edu> jke...@cello.gina.calstate.edu
>(Jason Kennerly) writes:
>>
>>ld...@nmsu.edu (Lilia Dale) writes:
>>> What about everyone's favorite whiner Cindy Lauper and her "She-Bop"
>>> mess of a song? According to her even the president bops on a >>
>regular basis.
>>
>
>Ooooh, the copyright police are gonna wanna talk to you about this one!
>
James H. Sammons III
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Craig S. McIntosh
Rosie, your all right
You wear my ring,
I got to hand it to me.
And it looks like its you and me again.
(or something like that)
Oinkman (Damien Leer)
> > What about everyone's favorite whiner Cindy Lauper and her "She-Bop" mess
> > of a song? According to her even the president bops on a regular basis.
You mean to say that Socks bops regularly? What scandalous behaviour!
Oinkman -- wonders if Bill and Hillary have ever bopped?
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Michael Roach
<ups...@pop3.vivanet.com> writes:
>
>Why would alien visitors give 2 s**ts about masturbation songs?
I have it on good authority that masturbation songs are worth 3 1/2
s**ts!
Katie Tell
..opening guitar strumming...
It's Friday night and I'm sittin' here.
Ain't got no plans, I'm just sippin my beer.
Times like these I start to plot,
how to fight this ennuie....
(strum strum)
I could stroke my toit!
(Chorus)
La la la de da,
I'm flyin' solo tonite.
La la la de da,
I love my hand, it won't put up a fight.
Ross Garmil
: In <46lcf7$n...@vivanews.vivanet.com> BradleyUpson
So what's that in goats?
Ross--who's not giving up any of Spatch's nickels
Doctor B. Science
>Can we get back to discussing the flood of 93 now?
Sure, let's discuss the "flood of 93".
If you know what I mean.
And I think you do.
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>YOU GUYS ARE
>SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!mik...@ix.netcom.com
>(Michael Roach ) wrote:
>>In <4674hj$l...@cello.gina.calstate.edu> jke...@cello.gina.calstate.edu
>>(Jason Kennerly) writes:
>>>
>>>> What about everyone's favorite whiner Cindy Lauper and her "She-Bop"
>>>> mess of a song? According to her even the president bops on a >>
>>regular basis.
>>>
>>
>>Ooooh, the copyright police are gonna wanna talk to you about this one!
>>
>>> finger me and make a pgp key come.
>>Finger me and I'll break your finger!
>>
"Darling Nikki" by Prince, back when he really was Prince and not just
some arabic looking symbol. Anyone else remember it?
>
Montana Online User
Oinkman (Damien Leer)
> : In <46lcf7$n...@vivanews.vivanet.com> BradleyUpson
> : <ups...@pop3.vivanet.com> writes:
> : >
> : >Why would alien visitors give 2 s**ts about masturbation songs?
>
> : I have it on good authority that masturbation songs are worth 3 1/2
> : s**ts!
>
> So what's that in goats?
about ten, I think. I know it is definitely worth twenty guotas, and
guotas are worth five bathmats, and goats are worth one tenth of a
bathmat, so that means that three and a half s**ts are worth about ten
goats. Glad I could help.
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Some people might like to listen to you but I sure as hell
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M. D. Yesowitch
> Keep up the good work you sick perverted butthole.
That's a butthole with the inside out that sneezes ?
-m
No, really, I didn't need the mental image.
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>Keep up the good work you sick perverted butthole.
>Some people might like to listen to you but I sure as hell
>don't!!!
Then why are you telling him (whoever he is) to keep up the good work?
Looks like the left hand was typing, then the right hand had to take over, and
didn't know what the left hand had done.
(yermom?)
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Hong Ooi
>Heard this euphimism yet? "A date with the Palm Maiden and her five sisters"
>
>Was on "NYPD Blue" last night (10/31)
How 'bout that? The version I've heard goes "A date with Mrs Palmer
and her five daughters".
______________________________________________________________________
Hong Ooi ho...@magna.com.au Sydney, Australia
Craig C. Bailey
>smt...@bcvms.bc.edu (Sean Smith) wrote:
>
>>Heard this euphimism yet? "A date with the Palm Maiden and her five sisters"
>>
>>Was on "NYPD Blue" last night (10/31)
>
>How 'bout that? The version I've heard goes "A date with Mrs Palmer
>and her five daughters".
I've always been fond of "hitch-hiking to the ceiling."
Craig Bailey
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Marley Elizabeth Greiner
>ho...@magna.com.au (Hong Ooi) wrote:
>>smt...@bcvms.bc.edu (Sean Smith) wrote:
>>
>>>Heard this euphimism yet? "A date with the Palm Maiden and her five sisters"
>>>
>>>Was on "NYPD Blue" last night (10/31)
>>
>>How 'bout that? The version I've heard goes "A date with Mrs Palmer
>>and her five daughters".
>I've always been fond of "hitch-hiking to the ceiling."
>Craig Bailey
When I was in high school, the guy used to refer to Rosey Palm and her five
sisters.
Marley
tom
dav...@mail.bogo.co.uk
>
> hello everyone
>
>
Short but very sweet.
Sandra Phipps
Gerry Lannin
Diane M. DeMelo
> : You are doomed to be reincarnated as a Macintosh in your
> : next life!!!!
Good! I'd rather be a Power Macintosh than be a lame PC ;)
Diane M. DeMelo
dde...@ici.net
Rich Holmes
>"While reading the Longest Thread Ever in alt.religion.scientology, on my
>PC, which is superior to every Mac ever built, I started wondering if
>anyone knew any songs about masturbation, or knew someone who did?
>Unfortunately, the evil forger Pyotr Vorobyov said 'turkey', and
>Davoduglo the Furr Peddler showed up, with Archimedes Plutonium and a
>copy of the Green Golfball Joke. Me too. Add me to the list. TIA."
>
>Then my head exploded.
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Dhum
> You are doomed to be reincarnated as a Macintosh in your
> next life!!!!
Can't I be a C64 instead?
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>Ned Wilson (n...@rain.org) wrote:
>: You are doomed to be reincarnated as a Macintosh in your
>: next life!!!!
> WOW! Think of just sitting still, and spitting out disks whenever you
>like...
>BTW. Has anyone noticed the deterioration of this newsgroup?
>No one seems to be interested in destroying the dirt anymore...
I have not been folowing this thread, however, it's title (songs about
beating off) or something like that has been on this group for quite a long
while. WHAT THE FUCK IS IT ABOUT? WHAT HAS IT TO DO WITH ANY CONSPIRACY
THEORIES?
Please stick to the topic or explain how this relates...
A lurking mind wants to know...
MGunner
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<Oh good. Let's just take the Two Most Evil Threads in History and
<combine them into one, okay?
<
<Or how about all of them?
<
<"While reading the Longest Thread Ever in alt.religion.scientology, on my
<PC, which is superior to every Mac ever built, I started wondering if
<anyone knew any songs about masturbation, or knew someone who did?
<Unfortunately, the evil forger Pyotr Vorobyov said 'turkey', and
<Davoduglo the Furr Peddler showed up, with Archimedes Plutonium and a
<copy of the Green Golfball Joke. Me too. Add me to the list. TIA."
<
<Then my head exploded.
Typical wimpy Armenian terrorist....probably going to start
begging for .gifs of Sheryl Crowe next, don't you know....
Valerie Sylvestre
Genesis
used
Ned Wilson
reincarnated as a C64 or a TRS-80 or whatever other piece
of antiquated technology you wish!!
Monica c/o Ned W.
n...@rain.org
I'm not weird...I'm gifted!!!!
bi...@nque.com
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> Subject: Re: SONGS ABOUT MASTURBATION, a prophecy in response to all who oppose Microsoft and the Mighty Bill
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> hey what is this about MASTURBATION
>
>
I don't know? You tell me Valerie
Talkie Toaster
>From: Ned Wilson <n...@rain.org>
>Subject: Re: SONGS ABOUT MASTURBATION, a prophecy in response to all who oppose Microsoft and the Mighty Bill
Yeah, you probably went to the gifted class!
_ _ _ mart __________ "Oh, wow, Technofear! It's
/ / \_/ /_\ ijn@ /\_-_-_-_-_\ happening again! All the
\_ / / \ _ wire _/ / ___ \__ machinery's ganging up on
/ hub. \// /___\ \/ me!" NEIL - The Young Ones
T A L K I E nl \/______________\ +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-
Steffen Hellwig
>> hey what is this about MASTURBATION
>>
>I don't know? You tell me Valerie
>
And for that awfully significant statement you really had to quote the
whole 'document' ?
Poor pal ...
Steffen
Don Salad
> my erect penis (using my right hand), while simultaneously engaging in
> mental acts of detailed erotic ideation, with the purpose of continuing
> stimulation until I experience an orgasmic release in the form of a
> succession of muscluar contractions along the length of my sperm tract and
> an intense burst of activity in subcortical areas of the brain, especially
> the amygdala" right now, if you know what I mean (and I think you do).
What is it with you geeks and Natalie Portman?!
Thanks,
Don