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Mats Andtbacka

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Dec 19, 1994, 5:43:51 AM12/19/94
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Tony Lawrence, in <D10t7...@world.std.com>:
>I am announcing the founding of BAAWA (Bad Assed Atheists With Attitude).

Oh drat - *another* one I'll never be qualified to join.
Crap. One of these days I'll likely have to start my _own_ club...
--
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Will be lost in time, like tears in the rain;
Time - To die. "

William Barwell

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Dec 20, 1994, 5:14:59 AM12/20/94
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In article <D120H...@world.std.com>, Tony Lawrence <a...@world.std.com> wrote:
>Tony Lawrence (a...@world.std.com) wrote:
>: I am announcing the founding of BAAWA (Bad Assed Atheists With Attitude).
>
>Bob Felton has the honor of being the first to express interest in this,
>so he gets to be President (sorry, Bob).
>
>Roger Taylor was close behind, so Treasurer and Secretary are taken
>care of (don't fret, Roger: no dues, no meetings. It's a soft post).
>
>As the offices are now filled, those of you afraid of getting stuck with
>administrative duties are now free of that threat.
>

Do you need an opposum wrangler?
A weinerdog catcher?


Pope Charles
SubGenius Pope Of Houston
Slack!

Tony Lawrence

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Dec 20, 1994, 7:31:21 AM12/20/94
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William Barwell (wbar...@Starbase.NeoSoft.COM) wrote:
: >
: >Bob Felton has the honor of being the first to express interest in this,

: >so he gets to be President (sorry, Bob).

*Bill* Felton. Sorry, guy.


: Do you need an opposum wrangler?
: A weinerdog catcher?

A perfect position for you to fill.

Let it be so.

--
Tony
Taint Anthony the Astonished BAAWA!

Surgeon General's Warning: Quitting Religion Now Greatly Increases
the Chances of World Peace.

D. Dale Gulledge

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Dec 20, 1994, 5:18:59 PM12/20/94
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In article <D120H...@world.std.com> a...@world.std.com (Tony Lawrence) writes:

Tony Lawrence (a...@world.std.com) wrote:
: I am announcing the founding of BAAWA (Bad Assed Atheists With Attitude).

Bob Felton has the honor of being the first to express interest in this,


so he gets to be President (sorry, Bob).

Roger Taylor was close behind, so Treasurer and Secretary are taken


care of (don't fret, Roger: no dues, no meetings. It's a soft post).

As the offices are now filled, those of you afraid of getting stuck with
administrative duties are now free of that threat.

I volunteer to lead the strike team to place fans next to houses of cards.

- Dale
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elsewhere. These opinions are strictly | Helpu dispremi unulingvismon!
my own. |
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d...@cci.com, D. Dale Gulledge, Software Engineer, Northern Telecom,
Directory & Operator Services, 97 Humboldt St., Rochester, NY 14609

Tony Lawrence

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Dec 20, 1994, 6:32:44 PM12/20/94
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Wayne E. Barlow (w...@spiderman.unx.dec.com) wrote:

: How 'bout it, Tony? Can I join, pleeeeaaasssse?

It is not necessary to seek permission, my son.

: I've never been part of an elitist atheist organization, and
: a bad assed one at that.

Wayne Barlow, Charter BAAWA!

Steve Fletcher

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Dec 21, 1994, 2:35:07 PM12/21/94
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Sign me up!!!

Eric Williams @ PCB x5577

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Dec 22, 1994, 4:03:34 PM12/22/94
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Should we have an Official Lurker Strike Team?

This Strike Team would mostly lurk in the shadows, pouncing
on unsuspecting theists. Oh, wait a minute, that's not
PC, is it? Well, maybe we can just show them the errors
of their ways... :->.

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(At least not in this newsgroup...)

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Xian the Desk Lizard

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Dec 22, 1994, 4:42:42 PM12/22/94
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On Tue, 20 Dec 1994 12:31:21 GMT, Tony Lawrence gave us:

\ : Do you need an opposum wrangler?
\ : A weinerdog catcher?

\ A perfect position for you to fill.

\ Let it be so.

So let it be written, so let it be done?

Have you been too long on the Publioids, Tony? |:>

(sorry I've been away, I've had personal fires to tend)
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full-time dosser | moments for very compelling reasons.

Tony Lawrence

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Dec 23, 1994, 9:35:05 AM12/23/94
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Xian the Desk Lizard (C.D.A....@bradford.ac.uk) wrote:
: On Tue, 20 Dec 1994 12:31:21 GMT, Tony Lawrence gave us:

: \ : Do you need an opposum wrangler?
: \ : A weinerdog catcher?

: \ A perfect position for you to fill.

: \ Let it be so.

: So let it be written, so let it be done?

: Have you been too long on the Publioids, Tony? |:>

Actually, I was thinking of Luke Picard intoning "Make it so, Mr. Riker".

Tony Lawrence

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Dec 18, 1994, 2:09:34 PM12/18/94
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I am announcing the founding of BAAWA (Bad Assed Atheists With Attitude).

We have no particular squabbles with the EAC (Evil Atheist Conspiracy),
but feel that our goals and methods differ sufficiently to require
a separate group.

We have no need of Decoder Rings, for example. We are perfectly happy
to express ourselves in plaintext. Our motto: "In your face, you
godsoaked twit!".

There are no dues. Any Bad Assed Atheist with an In Your Face Attitude
is welcome as a charter member. Resignation from EAC is not necessary,
unless they get their panties all in a knot over it.

There are no meetings planned.

If you are unsure as to your ability to meet the necessary standards
of membership, pleased be advised of the following:

Any member in good standing of the Bozo Brigade probably qualifies.
Any one who has ever been kill-filed by kevin@soft-logic qualifies.
Any one who thinks soft agnostics and "I'm OK, You're OK" types
are wishy-washy mugwumps will certainly qualify.

I expect this to be an elite brigade. There can of course, be no
honorary memberships for theists, no matter how much we may like
them personally (Sorry, Jayne. Sorry, Bob.).

The benefits of membership include the use of our logo (BAAWA!) wherever
appropriate.

Wayne E. Barlow

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Dec 20, 1994, 12:17:38 PM12/20/94
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In article <D10t7...@world.std.com>, a...@world.std.com (Tony Lawrence) writes:
|> I am announcing the founding of BAAWA (Bad Assed Atheists With Attitude).
|>
|> We have no particular squabbles with the EAC (Evil Atheist Conspiracy),
|> but feel that our goals and methods differ sufficiently to require
|> a separate group.
|>
|> We have no need of Decoder Rings, for example. We are perfectly happy
|> to express ourselves in plaintext. Our motto: "In your face, you
|> godsoaked twit!".

Sounds good.

|>
|> There are no dues. Any Bad Assed Atheist with an In Your Face Attitude
|> is welcome as a charter member. Resignation from EAC is not necessary,
|> unless they get their panties all in a knot over it.
|>
|> There are no meetings planned.

Good.

|>
|> If you are unsure as to your ability to meet the necessary standards
|> of membership, pleased be advised of the following:
|>
|> Any member in good standing of the Bozo Brigade probably qualifies.

I think that's me. I know Matthew has called me a moron on several
occasions.

|> Any one who has ever been kill-filed by kevin@soft-logic qualifies.

Don't know about that. I doubt it.

|> Any one who thinks soft agnostics and "I'm OK, You're OK" types
|> are wishy-washy mugwumps will certainly qualify.

I'm OK here, too, especially with agnostics (I guess they're not
sure about leprachauns or fairies either ;-).

|>
|> I expect this to be an elite brigade. There can of course, be no
|> honorary memberships for theists, no matter how much we may like
|> them personally (Sorry, Jayne. Sorry, Bob.).

I guess this is a good thing.

|>
|> The benefits of membership include the use of our logo (BAAWA!) wherever
|> appropriate.

How 'bout it, Tony? Can I join, pleeeeaaasssse?


I've never been part of an elitist atheist organization, and
a bad assed one at that.

Wayne.

Arturo Magidin

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Dec 31, 1994, 6:11:59 PM12/31/94
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In article <3e4hjc$8...@pdq.coe.montana.edu>,
Bill Pursell <pur...@math.montana.edu> wrote:
>In article <3dkpcu$k...@agate.berkeley.edu>,
>Arturo Magidin <mag...@herb-ox.berkeley.edu> wrote:
>>
>>Let's see; here's what I can come up with (and they all make sense!):
>>
>>1) 2 + 2 = 4
>>2) 2 + 2 = 0 (In Z/2Z, or any field of characteristic 2)
>>3) 2 + 2 = 100 (In binary)
>
>I hate to nitpick, but #3 doesn't actually make any sense.
>('2' is a non-existent charactar in binary)

Of course it doesn't. It's just shorthand for "10", so people
would understand what I was talking about.

I also forgot
2.5) 2 + 2 = 1 (In Z/3Z or any field of characteristic 3)

Silly me.

>>EMAC&EAMC (Evil Mathematical Atheist Conspiracy & Evil Atheistic
>>Mathematician Conspiracy; they are sister groups).
>
>Does (will) the EMAC&EAMC accept the proposition that we have
>free-will? (In other words, do they accept the Axiom of Choice?)

AC is, of course, independent of the other Axioms. You are free to
accept it or not (-;

So, are you in?

======================================================================
"It's not denial. I'm just very selective about
what I accept as reality."
--- Calvin ("Calvin and Hobbes")
======================================================================

Arturo Magidin
mag...@uclink.berkeley.edu
mag...@math.berkeley.edu

Bill Pursell

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Dec 31, 1994, 4:14:20 PM12/31/94
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In article <3dkpcu$k...@agate.berkeley.edu>,
Arturo Magidin <mag...@herb-ox.berkeley.edu> wrote:
>
>Let's see; here's what I can come up with (and they all make sense!):
>
>1) 2 + 2 = 4
>2) 2 + 2 = 0 (In Z/2Z, or any field of characteristic 2)
>3) 2 + 2 = 100 (In binary)

I hate to nitpick, but #3 doesn't actually make any sense.
('2' is a non-existent charactar in binary)

>EMAC&EAMC (Evil Mathematical Atheist Conspiracy & Evil Atheistic

>Mathematician Conspiracy; they are sister groups).

Does (will) the EMAC&EAMC accept the proposition that we have
free-will? (In other words, do they accept the Axiom of Choice?)


Bill Pursell
-----------------------------------------------------
When God asks himself, "What is the meaning of life?",
what is the answer?

Bill Pursell

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Jan 2, 1995, 7:43:00 PM1/2/95
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In article <3e4ofv$5...@agate.berkeley.edu>,
Arturo Magidin <mag...@jaffna.berkeley.edu> wrote:
>
>So, are you in?

Is there a health plan?

-----------------------------------------------
Bill Pursell EMAC&EAMC

Cyndy Hammond

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Jan 3, 1995, 2:39:27 AM1/3/95
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Bill Pursell (pur...@math.montana.edu) wrote:
: In article <3e4ofv$5...@agate.berkeley.edu>,

: Arturo Magidin <mag...@jaffna.berkeley.edu> wrote:
: >
: >So, are you in?

: Is there a health plan?

As an ex-NEAC assassin I can tell you about their ehem health plan.

--
Cyndy

Opinions expressed herein may supercede previously
professed opinions. Future opinions may supercede
those expressed herein.

Arturo Magidin

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Jan 3, 1995, 4:39:44 PM1/3/95
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In article <3eauvf$g...@news.ccit.arizona.edu>,
Cyndy Hammond <ham...@bigdog.engr.arizona.edu> wrote:
>Bill Pursell (pur...@math.montana.edu) wrote:
>: In article <3e4ofv$5...@agate.berkeley.edu>,

>: Arturo Magidin <mag...@jaffna.berkeley.edu> wrote:
>: >
>: >So, are you in?
>
>: Is there a health plan?
>
>As an ex-NEAC assassin I can tell you about their ehem health plan.
>

Hey! We're not those wookies down at NEAC. We're the
EAMC&EMAC!

As for Health Plan... If you can prove it's existence in ZF, sure.
Axiom of Choice optional.

Arturo Magidin

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Jan 4, 1995, 2:46:09 PM1/4/95
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In article <3ed3rd$7...@news.ccit.arizona.edu>,
Cyndy Hammond <ham...@bigdog.engr.arizona.edu> wrote:
>Arturo Magidin (mag...@wish-bone.berkeley.edu) wrote:
>: >As an ex-NEAC assassin I can tell you about their ehem health plan.

>: >
>
>: Hey! We're not those wookies down at NEAC. We're the
>: EAMC&EMAC!
>
>: As for Health Plan... If you can prove its existence in ZF, sure.
>: Axiom of Choice optional.
>
>Ok. You lost me with this one. :-/

In the article you originally responded to, they asked me
about the EAMC&EMAC health plan. ZF stands for
"Zermelo-Fraenkel", the usually accepted axioms for set
theory. The Axiom of Choice line was because somebody
asked me the EAMC&EMAC position on Free Will, or as they
put it, whether I accepted the Axiom of Choice. Since
AC is independent, I leave it as optional (-;.

Cyndy Hammond

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Jan 3, 1995, 10:14:53 PM1/3/95
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Arturo Magidin (mag...@wish-bone.berkeley.edu) wrote:
: >As an ex-NEAC assassin I can tell you about their ehem health plan.
: >

: Hey! We're not those wookies down at NEAC. We're the
: EAMC&EMAC!

: As for Health Plan... If you can prove it's existence in ZF, sure.
: Axiom of Choice optional.

Ok. You lost me with this one. :-/

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