EVERYONE must be TOLD about THIS
James Kibo Parry
GIANT H FIGHTS!!!!
As seen in the tremendously exciting sci-fi masterpiece, "The Phantom Planet".
1) Get a capital "H" about four feet across.
2) Two people grab opposite ends and twist it back and forth!
It has THRILLS! It has DANGER! It's better than wimpy old PUJO STICKS!
AMERICAN GLADIATORS hasn't yet discovered the AWESOME TRUTH about BIG H FIGHTS!
If you don't have a partner just wave the giant H in front of the TV set
and pretend that Pat Sajak or Connie Chung is on the other end of YOUR BIG H!!!
YOU CAN USE THE H IN THE SHOWER, YOU CAN USE THE H TO FIRM YOUR BUTT!!!
Giant H fights are the WAY OF RECREATION FOR TOMORROW and BEYOND!!!
For extra fun dress up in a funny hat. This is good advice every day in fact!
I am not a crackpot--I just like GIANT H FIGHTS!!!
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Andreas Leitgeb
> T H E S P O R T O F T H E F U T U R E
> GIANT H FIGHTS!!!!
> 1) Get a capital "H" about four feet across.
> 2) Two people grab opposite ends and twist it back and forth!
> [tons of praises deleted]
this is nonsense ! How dare you praise a game that costs less than
100 Dollars ? you would ruin American game-industry !
such an H has been found in the sHops for free, so what should the
shopkeepers do for a living when everybody only takes their
H's leaving no money but only 'sops' ???
unless you combine it with an advertising-strategy saying that only
HigH-quality H's ( <100$) are fun to play with
--
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28~x} P XYO6xw
Qwerty Polipop
>such an H has been found in the sHops for free, so what should the
>shopkeepers do for a living when everybody only takes their
>H's leaving no money but only 'sops' ???
There once was a place called 'Artland' in Orlando, Florida. It sat at the
corner of the busy intersection of Highway 17-92 & SR 434. Myself and some
friends were once so lucky as to find, not 100 yards away, a giant 'F'
fallen off a sign of another store.
Good night, sweetie.
Shaun Lowry
Qwerty Polipop <qwe...@waunatta.cs.ucf.edu> wrote:
>There once was a place called 'Artland' in Orlando, Florida. It sat at the
>corner of the busy intersection of Highway 17-92 & SR 434. Myself and some
>friends were once so lucky as to find, not 100 yards away, a giant 'F'
>fallen off a sign of another store.
Similarly, on the Collier Row in Romford (UK), a new Indian takeaway
has been opened, named 'THE TASTE OF RAJ'. It's tempting to paint out
the bottom of the 'J'. Also, several years ago, there was a
hairdresser's salon named 'Flickers', whose sign was written in a
flamboyant joined-up style. Painting out the top of the 'l' and the
dot on the 'i' would have made the sign reflect more accurately the
management style there.
Shaun.
--
"I was in Camberwell when I invented it, and it looks like a carrot."
-- "Danny" in Withnail & I
Peter Essig
: GIANT H FIGHTS!!!!
: As seen in the tremendously exciting sci-fi masterpiece, "The Phantom
Planet".
: 1) Get a capital "H" about four feet across.
: 2) Two people grab opposite ends and twist it back and forth!
: It has THRILLS! It has DANGER! It's better than wimpy old PUJO STICKS!
: AMERICAN GLADIATORS hasn't yet discovered the AWESOME TRUTH about BIG H
FIGHTS!
: If you don't have a partner just wave the giant H in front of the TV set
: and pretend that Pat Sajak or Connie Chung is on the other end of YOUR BIG
H!!!
Hi Kibo. American Gladiators has discovered a great game called, in pseudo-
Freudian terms, "Own The Bone".
It`s a twisted two person sort of tug-of- war with a small white
bone shaped thing where the contestants try to stay in a ring.
It is especially exciting when the female contestants go at
that bone against the female gladiators.
: YOU CAN USE THE H IN THE SHOWER, YOU CAN USE THE H TO FIRM YOUR BUTT!!!
Steve Lamont
>In article <2rqahc$q...@network.ucsd.edu>
>s...@szechuan.ucsd.edu (Steve Lamont) writes:
>
>>"THE TASTE OF RAI?"
>>
>>Eh?
>>
>If you were REALLY an English Speaker, not an Amerkin styoodint, you'd know
>what rai means... ew.
Believe me, my styoodint days are far behind me. Oh, yeah, it's
"Merkin," not "Amerkin." As in "Mah fella Merkins..."
Oy, vey! These Israelis.
spl
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'Where to? what next?'" - Carl Sandburg, "The People, Yes"
Steve Lamont
>Similarly, on the Collier Row in Romford (UK), a new Indian takeaway
>has been opened, named 'THE TASTE OF RAJ'. It's tempting to paint out
"THE TASTE OF RAI?"
Eh?
spl
Jeremy Reimer
>T H E S P O R T O F T H E F U T U R E
>
> GIANT H FIGHTS!!!!
[stuff twisted into a giant H and then thrown into junk]
>I am not a crackpot--I just like GIANT H FIGHTS!!!
Have you told Arnold Rimmer about this strange fixation of yours?
>ki...@prodigy.ibm.com (James "Kibo" Parry) Mensa member #16309
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You should add a "Trolled #" for the number of times people have been trolled
by your "PROD1GY!!11" .sig... :)
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Yossi Oren
>"THE TASTE OF RAI?"
>
>Eh?
>
If you were REALLY an English Speaker, not an Amerkin styoodint, you'd know
what rai means... ew.
Yossioren. //Chevyn died this way, posting obscenities out of talk.*.
Sean Smith
> has been opened, named 'THE TASTE OF RAJ'. It's tempting to paint out
> the bottom of the 'J'. Also, several years ago, there was a
> hairdresser's salon named 'Flickers', whose sign was written in a
> flamboyant joined-up style. Painting out the top of the 'l' and the
> dot on the 'i' would have made the sign reflect more accurately the
> management style there.
>
Well, Mama Nature did a pretty good job of altering the sign at a local
cinema which was showing "All Dogs Go To Heaven."
Up came a really fierce windstorm one night and evidently blew away some of
the letters on the marquee. The next day, it read:
"All Dogs Go Heave"
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
"In real life, one must look out the window"
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Keith Braithwaite
Mat Hall
Steve Lamont <s...@szechuan.ucsd.edu> wrote:
>In article <2rl4f2$d...@ns.internic.net> s...@mfltd.co.uk (Shaun Lowry) writes:
>>Similarly, on the Collier Row in Romford (UK), a new Indian takeaway
>>has been opened, named 'THE TASTE OF RAJ'. It's tempting to paint out
>>the bottom of the 'J'. ...
>
>"THE TASTE OF RAI?"
>
>Eh?
I think the J lookes like this : #####
#
#
#. ,#
`####'
So it would be THE TASTE OF RAT.
Lewis Futplex McCarthy
Shaun Lowry> the bottom of the 'J'. ...
Steve Lamont>"THE TASTE OF RAI?"
Mat Hall> So it would be THE TASTE OF RAT.
From where I sit, YHBT. YHL. Judges ?
-Lewis
=== "In my opinion, parts of these shows couldn't be closer to the ===
=== truth even if I was writing them myself." -John_-_Winston ===
Steve Lamont
>Shaun Lowry> 'THE TASTE OF RAJ'. It's tempting to paint out
>Shaun Lowry> the bottom of the 'J'. ...
>
>Steve Lamont>"THE TASTE OF RAI?"
>
>Mat Hall> So it would be THE TASTE OF RAT.
>
>From where I sit, YHBT. YHL. Judges ?
*Bong*
I'm sorry, you lose. But as a consolation prize, have this lovely bag
of live chickens.
Now, Vanna, who's our next guest on Trolling For Newbies?
Keith Braithwaite
urrgh, god-damn newsreader screwed up
try again...
In article <CqBKw...@cee.hw.ac.uk>, ph...@cee.hw.ac.uk (Keith
Braithwaite) writes:
|>In article <2rl4f2$d...@ns.internic.net> s...@mfltd.co.uk (Shaun Lowry)
|>writes:
|>>In article <2rk895$q...@osceola.cs.ucf.edu>,
|>>Qwerty Polipop <qwe...@waunatta.cs.ucf.edu> wrote:
|>>
|>>>There once was a place called 'Artland' in Orlando, Florida. It sat at
|>the
|>>>corner of the busy intersection of Highway 17-92 & SR 434. Myself and
|>some
|>>>friends were once so lucky as to find, not 100 yards away, a giant 'F'
|>>>fallen off a sign of another store.
|>>
|>>Similarly, on the Collier Row in Romford (UK), a new Indian takeaway
|>>has been opened, named 'THE TASTE OF RAJ'. It's tempting to paint out
|>>the bottom of the 'J'. Also, several years ago, there was a
|>>hairdresser's salon named 'Flickers', whose sign was written in a
|>>flamboyant joined-up style. Painting out the top of the 'l' and the
|>>dot on the 'i' would have made the sign reflect more accurately the
|>>management style there.
|>>
|>> Shaun.
|>>
|>>--
onto
the Tyne Brige. On the quayside below it is an oriental cuisine restaurant
called "The River Kwi".
|>
|>
|>
--
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| Keith Braithwaite |Man cannot live by rice and vitamin pills|
|cs...@vaxb.hw.ac.uk |alone, but untill my next grant cheque |
|ph...@cyrano.phy.hw... |arrives I'm gonna give it a go. |
====================================================================
M. Legare, etc.
assume the worst, kids,
Kibo's beginning to believe his own hype.
--
if one falls on you,
we just carve your name on it
and leave it there...
mle...@wetware.com
Craig Dickson
= Shaun Lowry> 'THE TASTE OF RAJ'. It's tempting to paint out
= Shaun Lowry> the bottom of the 'J'. ...
=
= Steve Lamont>"THE TASTE OF RAI?"
=
= Mat Hall> So it would be THE TASTE OF RAT.
=
= From where I sit, YHBT. YHL. Judges ?
The judge from Berkeley gives Steve Lamont a 5.4 for technical merit,
and a 5.5 for artistic impression. (A perfect score, on either scale,
would be 6.0, of course.)
Matt Hall is awarded a consolation prize: the coveted bumper sticker
that says, "IWT. IL. IHAND."
--
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Coordinator, Kook of the Month Awards (alt.usenet.kooks). Nominees for 05/94:
Shani Abovitz, Andrew Beckwith, Roger Bryner, Dennis Crocker, Bill O'Donnell.
David DeLaney's net.legends.FAQ may be obtained from ftp.netcom.com /pub/crd.
David Filippi
>Qwerty Polipop <qwe...@waunatta.cs.ucf.edu> wrote:
>
>
>Similarly, on the Collier Row in Romford (UK), a new Indian takeaway
>has been opened, named 'THE TASTE OF RAJ'. It's tempting to paint out
>the bottom of the 'J'. Also, several years ago, there was a
Here's another splendid reason not to read news in Geneva.
Keith Braithwaite
In article <2rqahc$q...@network.ucsd.edu>, s...@szechuan.ucsd.edu (Steve
Lamont) writes:
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|>Subject: Re: Shop signs begging to be altered (was Re: EVERYONE must be
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|>In article <2rl4f2$d...@ns.internic.net> s...@mfltd.co.uk (Shaun Lowry)
|>writes:
|>>Similarly, on the Collier Row in Romford (UK), a new Indian takeaway
|>>has been opened, named 'THE TASTE OF RAJ'. It's tempting to paint out
|>>the bottom of the 'J'. ...
|>
|>"THE TASTE OF RAI?"
|>
|>Eh?
in my head. If you painted out the bottom of such a thing it would look
like
a large sans-serif I: Of course, if I had imagined a *Roman* J...
|>
|> spl
Eddie Saxe
Since when is Harvard in Geneva?
Eddie
--
Free Tibet! ...with three Red Army proof of purchases!
Martin Rodgers
> assume the worst, kids,
>
> Kibo's beginning to believe his own hype.
I just assumed that he only got his own forum on CIS by dying. He looked
young enough when last saw him on TV, but that was a few years ago, and
CIS can accelorate the aging process faster than sex, drugs, and rock
'n' roll. I'd still prefer all 3 of them to CIS, any day.
--
Martin Rodgers
kevin w mcauley
beelzebub
[ .sig under construction. ]
Lana H. Willis
>Matt Hall is awarded a consolation prize: the coveted bumper sticker
>that says, "IWT. IL. IHAND."
"I was there. I lost. I have a nine-inch dick."
That's it, right?
Keep 'em coming.
Lana Willis I don't dance to music;
la...@aeravs.mitre.org music dances to me!
Joseph A. Admire
: GIANT H FIGHTS!!!!
: As seen in the tremendously exciting sci-fi masterpiece, "The Phantom
: Planet".
: 1) Get a capital "H" about four feet across.
: 2) Two people grab opposite ends and twist it back and forth!
Hold it, hold it, hold it. Did you say "H"? Oh drat...now I know why people
laughed at me everytime I took my giant "8" to the H-fight arena.
(snip)
: For extra fun dress up in a funny hat. This is good advice every day in
: fact!
Well, *that* part I got right. it is strongly recommended that you wear
one of those hats where you have two cans of beer stuck to it and you can
drink from those cans through a straw. It will greatly enhance the
experience of GIANT 8^H^H^H^HH FIGHTS!
--
Joe Admire (jad...@netcom.com) (adm...@vaxa.cna.org) (josep...@aol.com)
Kibo number 1/mandatory "beable" mention/ECU 1985 (Go Pirates!)
*Stevie Nicks is _still_ the queen of rock and roll.*
(Insert your favorite opinion disclaimer here.)
Craig Dickson
= GIANT 8^H^H^H^HH FIGHTS!
Accounting for the ^H's, this term ends up as "GIAH FIGHTS!" What is a
giah, and why do they fight?
--
Craig Dickson (c...@netcom.com) a.k.a. "*ibo": a collector of net.butterflies.
Todd Hawley
>jad...@netcom.com (Joseph A. Admire) writes:
>
>= GIANT 8^H^H^H^HH FIGHTS!
>
>Accounting for the ^H's, this term ends up as "GIAH FIGHTS!" What is a
>giah, and why do they fight?
No, I believe that it is Giant fights & this occurs when the San
Francisco Giants are playing baseball & the pitcher for the opposing team
deliberately throws at a Giants player, thereby setting off a huge fight.
Check out rec.sport.baseball for further info.
-th
Jeremy Reimer
>
>
>assume the worst, kids,
>
>Kibo's beginning to believe his own hype.
*BEGINNING*?? He's always believed it. He's Allowed. So is everyone
else (except those people who are Not Allowed, as any dimwit knows)
So, for example, I'm ALLOWED to believe my OWN hype.
Even though there isn't any.
Dave Palmer
craig dickson wrote:
Accounting for the ^H's, this term ends up as "GIAH FIGHTS!"
What is a giah, and why do they fight?
what he means, of course, is ghidirah, the three-headed monster from
the godzilla movies. you know, the one with three heads that goes
"grawwk!" and breathes lightning? he's lots of fun at parties.
--dave
--
"Once I had a little game
I liked to crawl back into my brain
I think you know the game I mean
I mean the game called 'go insane'" Jim Morrison
M J G Day
: Well, *that* part I got right. it is strongly recommended that you wear
: one of those hats where you have two cans of beer stuck to it and you can
: drink from those cans through a straw. It will greatly enhance the
: experience of GIANT 8^H^H^H^HH FIGHTS!
The intersesting point about those hats is that they form a siphon between
the beer cans and your mouth resulting in both cans being emptied in
approx 6-7 secs thus necessitating the hiring of a beer can wallah
whose job it is to make sure that your cans are full at all times!!!
--
M.J....@durham.ac.uk Or kill me !
---------------------------------------
Andreas Leitgeb
> T H E S P O R T O F T H E F U T U R E
> GIANT H FIGHTS!!!!
> 1) Get a capital "H" about four feet across.
> 2) Two people grab opposite ends and twist it back and forth!
> [tons of praises deleted]
this is nonsense ! How dare you praise a game that costs less than
100 Dollars ? you would ruin American game-industry !
such an H has been found in the sHops for free, so what should the
shopkeepers do for a living when everybody only takes their
H's leaving no money but only 'sops' ???
unless you combine it with an advertising-strategy saying that only
HigH-quality H's ( <100$) are fun to play with
--
PS: Another imp0rtadt thi g :hv *=i~x 9}dFiui
28~x} P XYO6xw
MIKE SCOTT
an...@freenet3.scri.fsu.edu writes:
>this is nonsense ! How dare you praise a game that costs less than
>100 Dollars ? you would ruin American game-industry !
>
>such an H has been found in the sHops for free, so what should the
>shopkeepers do for a living when everybody only takes their
>H's leaving no money but only 'sops' ???
>
>unless you combine it with an advertising-strategy saying that only
>HigH-quality H's ( <100$) are fun to play with
>--
>PS: Another imp0rtadt thig :hv*=i~x 9}dFiui
> 28~x} PXYO6xw
>
>
-The Management
Lewis Futplex McCarthy
$ such an H has been found in the sHops for free, so what should the
$ shopkeepers do for a living when everybody only takes their
$ H's leaving no money but only 'sops' ???
My giant H is not available in stores.
$ unless you combine it with an advertising-strategy saying that only
$ HigH-quality H's ( <100$) are fun to play with
Sorry, my giant H costs rather more than $100. The mosquitoes alone are worth
at least $350.
$ PS: Another imp0rtadt thig :hv*=i~x 9}dFiui
$ 28~x} PXYO6xw
Who says UseNet isn't like ham radio ?
Mike Scott writes:
$ THIS IS OBVIOUSLY OFF-TOPIC CEASE AND DECEASED!
$ -The Management
I've put it back on track....
-McKibo, merely the 22nd most evil person on UseNet