CORN - THE DANGEROUS EXPLODING VEGETABLE FROM HELL!!!!

James Kibo Parry

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Jun 22, 1993, 2:34:31 AM6/22/93

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*IMPORTANT!* FOR SATISFACTORY RESULTS, CAREFULLY READ AND FOLLOW DIRECTIONS
EXACTLY AS PRINTED ON BACK OF LID. *CAUTION* - DO NOT ALLOW YOUNG CHILDREN TO
PREPARE UNSUPERVISED. DO NOT POP ON GLASS TOP CERAMIC RANGE, OR OVER CHARCOAL
GRILL, OPEN CAMPFIRE, OR OTHER UNEVEN HEAT. TO USE ON A CAMP STOVE, FOLLOW DIRECTIONS FOR GAS RANGE.

*TO OPEN* \
Gently lift this tab & >
pull along dotted line /

*INGREDIENTS*: POPCORN, PARTIALLY HYDROGENATED VEGETABLE OIL SHORTENING
(CONTAINS ONE OR MORE OF THE FOLLOWING: SOYBEAN OIL, COTTONSEED OIL), SALT,
BUTTERFAT, NATURAL FLAVORING, ANNATTO AND TUMERIC EXTRACTS (COLOR) AND BHT.
(C) 1991 AMERICAN HOME FOODS * DISTRIBUTED BY AMERICAN HOME FOOD PRODUCTS, INC.,
685 THIRD AVE., NEW YORK, N.Y. 10017 * MADE IN U.S.A.

BEST USED BY
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FUN TO MAKE, FUN TO EAT
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BUTTER FLAVOR POPCORN

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JIFFY POP BUTTER
PROOF OF PURCHASE

NET WT. 4.5 OZ. 127g

DONUT REMOVE THIS TAB
FOLLOW ALL DIRECTIONS

*FOR BEST RESULTS
FOLLOW DIRECTIONS EXACTLY*

*DO NOT* puncture or tamper with swirled aluminum foil.
During popping, hold firmly but *do not* squeeze handle of pan.

Caution - Do not allow young children to prepare unsupervised. Do not pop on
glass top ceramic range, or over charcoal grill, open campfire, or other uneven
heat. To use on a camp stove, follow directions for gas range.

(A) GAS RANGE (B) ELECTRIC RANGE DIRECTIONS

THIS WAY NOT THIS OFF 1. (A) FOR GAS RANGE
MED Set flame at Low..
USE LOW FLAME HI (B) FOR ELECTRIC RANGE:
PRE-HEAT AT Pre-heat at *medium-high* setting.
MEDIUM-HIGH SETTING

CONTINUOUSLY 2. *Now place pan on burner.* As soon
SHAKE PAN as sizzling sound is heard, start
IN VERY FAST shaking pan. Continuously shake
CIRCULAR AND pan in *very fast* circular and
BACK AND FORTH back and forth motions.
MOTIONS.
*IMPORTANT: KEEP SHAKING PAN
UNTIL FOIL IS FULLY EXPANDED*
IMMEDIATELY REMOVE
PAN WHEN POPPING 3. *Immediately remove pan*
SOUNDS ALMOST from burner when
STOP popping sounds
almost stop.

4. Slit open top of foil care-
* OPEN CAREFULLY fully to release steam.
Now, hot and delicious
* SERVE AND ENJOY! Jiffy Pop Popcorn is
ready to serve
and ENJOY!

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lrud...@vax.clarku.edu

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Jun 22, 1993, 8:41:14 AM6/22/93

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Yes, but was there a needle in it?

Lee Rudolph

Murali

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Jun 22, 1993, 5:45:37 PM6/22/93

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Gasp.

I have now been truly enlightened.

Murali

James Eric Tilton

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Jun 24, 1993, 1:32:01 AM6/24/93

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In article <C91Ls...@acsu.buffalo.edu> maj...@acsu.buffalo.edu (Murali) writes:
>
> Gasp.
>
> I have now been truly enlightened.
>

What about the sundry and varied dangers of that most vile of grain
products, BREAD? I want to be suitably ENLEAVENED!

-et
--
\ James "(Eric)" Tilton, "Pigbruthr Ululation, Ramalama Dipthong,
/ Keeper of the Kozmik Kodaks, Frodo Fortyfingers, Knight of the Gear,
\ Guardian of the Beverages, and He Who Shall Be Slammed Up Against
/ The Car Window In A Divinely Tight Turn, Q.E.D." -- jti...@willamette.edu

Grant D McHerron

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Jun 26, 1993, 12:15:26 PM6/26/93

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Hey, I've eaten this stuff.... Didn't taste any worse than the popcorn you
get at the movies, either...

Grant

Matt Welsh

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Jun 26, 1993, 9:43:16 PM6/26/93

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In article <C90FL...@world.std.com> ki...@world.std.com writes:
>*IMPORTANT!* FOR SATISFACTORY RESULTS, CAREFULLY READ AND FOLLOW DIRECTIONS
>EXACTLY AS PRINTED ON BACK OF LID.

Kibo discovers OCR software. Film at 11.

mdw
--
Matt Welsh, m...@tc.cornell.edu
Radioactive decay ain't what it used to be.