FOOL?

blo...@little-jimmy.cs.unlv.edu

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Apr 17, 1993, 2:59:51 PM4/17/93

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I believe I started this string by saying I wasn't afraid of
Kibo... I'm still not, but strings are getting up there on my
paranoid list...

^^^^^^BLONDIE

James Kibo Parry

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Apr 18, 1993, 10:18:41 PM4/18/93

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[alt.alien.visitors.]

FERAL STRINGS MENACE BARCELONA. ALSO, I'M NOT WEARING PANTS. FILM AT 11.

Better call you-know-who on the String Telephone! It's a particle!
It's a wave! It's Super String! Yes, mild-mannered Silly String, when
sprayed across a lit birthday candle, bursts into flame and becomes
Super String, the first n-dimensional comic book hero! Get out your
handy n-dimensional glasses, kiddies! SUPER STRING IS HERE!

-- K., who knows that
you need to keep the
caps lock key down or
all the key caps might
get stolen!

lrud...@vax.clarku.edu

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Apr 19, 1993, 7:30:51 AM4/19/93

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In a previous article, ki...@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) wrote:
> -- K., who knows that
> you need to keep the
> caps lock key down or
> all the key caps might
> get stolen!

Strange. I thought I heard a radio ad that said Kibo endorsed The Club.

Lee "Kibo has Hub caps" Rudolph

Rich Payne

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Apr 21, 1993, 11:16:54 AM4/21/93

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In article <1993Apr17....@unlv.edu> blo...@little-jimmy.cs.unlv.edu writes:
>
>

Yeah, I used to have that problem too. My paranoid was listing badly,
to the left. It was so embarrasing. But suddenly, in a flash of
serindipidy, I stumbled across an advertizment for Kibo's Genuine
Original -new and Improved- neverbeforeseenintheUSA simulated imitation
wood-grained multipurpose Paranoid Support Set, which also slices and
dices and came with a set of Ginsu knives and a free subscription to the
World Wrestling Federation's _Ninja_Gardening_Techniques_and_Embroidering_.

Of course, I sent off right away, and in only 14 years, by
3.14159265357932364... class mail, I receieved the first magazine. It took
a few more years for the Paranoid Support Set to arrive, but I was busy in the
garden.

And guess what, the package was tide with string! Not just any string, but
<fanfare> SUPER-STRING! In fact, I used the SS to support my paranoids,
so like you, strings are way up on -my- paranoid list too.

Ain't it a small world?

> ^^^^^^BLONDIE

Rich

super...@netcom.com

James Kibo Parry

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Apr 22, 1993, 12:25:33 AM4/22/93

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In article <paynerC5...@netcom.com> pay...@netcom.com (Rich Payne) writes:
> In article <1993Apr17....@unlv.edu> blo...@little-jimmy.cs.unlv.edu writes:
> > I believe I started this string by saying I wasn't afraid of
> >Kibo... I'm still not, but strings are getting up there on my
> >paranoid list...
>
> Yeah, I used to have that problem too. My paranoid was listing badly,
> to the left. It was so embarrasing. But suddenly, in a flash of
> serindipidy, I stumbled across an advertizment for Kibo's Genuine
> Original -new and Improved- neverbeforeseenintheUSA simulated imitation
> wood-grained multipurpose Paranoid Support Set, which also slices and
> dices and came with a set of Ginsu knives and a free subscription to the
> World Wrestling Federation's _Ninja_Gardening_Techniques_and_Embroidering_.

I have no joke here, I just like making this lame inside-joke followup.

-- K.

I have no .sig,
I just like saying "--"