my previous postings
c...@vaxb.acs.unt.edu
> Sayeth c...@vaxb.acs.unt.edu:
> $In article <1991Dec17.030538.13523@xrtll>, silver@xrtll (Hey - That's Me!) writes:
> $> I'm sorry, Christopher, but you seem to have confused which of Kibo's
> $> "bean" series of fonts is which.
> $see Kibo's postscript .sig. and only CUTE people are allowed to call me
> $'Christopher'.
>
> Well, I *know* I'm cute. I use *asterisks* around words sometimes,
> and this guarantees that I'm *cute*.
[something clever, probably something Kibozotic]
> But seriously, I _have_ been called cute before, y'know. By women,
> even. And not just one of them. So there, Christopher.
>
> silver "but less than 378 of them, unfortunately"
thank you for playing. #413 is at my door, and WOW! woodya look at
those hooters.
> --
> .--------------------------------------. ...!uunet!xrtll!silver
> |Silver, perpetually searching for SNTF|----------------------------
> `--------------------------------------'a vaguely phallic .signature
read my license again...
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christopher williams, `gilligan', `dude', c...@vaxb.acs.unt.edu, +1 817 565 4161
lead programmer/operator, the university of north texas, home of the _VaxCave_!
`help stamp out and abolish redundancy!' my other .sig is boring too.
my .sig is licensed. have you read, understood, and complied with the license?
Matthew Hannigan
>[ .sig license ]
>BETWEEN THE PARTIES AND SUPERCEDES ALL PROPOSALS OR PRIOR AGREEMENTS, VERBAL OR
>[continues]
Note spelling mistake in your license. This probably invalidates your
license, at least to the legal pedants.
Thank you for reading this post. Have three Merry Christmases.
-Matt, Spelling Policeman^H^H^Hperson
PS. c...@vaxb.acs.unt.edu writes:
^^^ Wouldn't it be amusing if there were a Catholic
University of North Texas?
Joe Decker
>
>In article <1991Dec17.030538.13523@xrtll> silver@xrtll (Hi Ho Silver) writes:
> Sayeth c...@vaxb.acs.unt.edu:
> $> Kibo, can you make a typeface that jumps and jitters on the page?
> $the 'vanilla jelly bean' font is pretty jumpy, i'd say. 'specially right now.
> $kibo, which was that again?
> I'm sorry, Christopher, but you seem to have confused which of Kibo's
>
>serifs up to a Bodoni blonde and says "Want to come home with me
>and get kerned?"
>
>She looked at his face and said "What do I look like, a Bembo? I
>wouldn't be caught dead with your type."
I've been faced.
--BookMan (TM)
a.k.a. Joe Decker
Joe Decker; Franklin Electronic Publishers; Sunnyvale Lab
--- 1290 Oakmead Pkwy.; Ste. 200; Sunnyvale, CA 94086 ---
AT&T: +1 408 749 9191 FAX: -9468 UUCP: j...@franklin.com
The Stark Pistol
> silver "pardon my reference to Courier"
> --
> .--------------------------------------. ...!uunet!xrtll!silver
> |Silver, perpetually searching for SNTF|----------------------------
> `--------------------------------------'a vaguely phallic .signature
"SNTF" Somebody Nice to F___?
Well, I'm nice. But only if you've got BIG HOOTERS!
--
Mc"B"
Edward Bertsch
what the hell is a SNTF ????
In article <1991Dec21.212711.4339@xrtll>, silver@xrtll (Hi Ho Silver) writes:
> Sayeth c...@vaxb.acs.unt.edu:
> $In article <1991Dec17.030538.13523@xrtll>, silver@xrtll (Hey - That's
Me!) writes:
> $> I'm sorry, Christopher, but you seem to have confused which of Kibo's
> $> "bean" series of fonts is which.
> $see Kibo's postscript .sig. and only CUTE people are allowed to call me
> $'Christopher'.
>
> Well, I *know* I'm cute. I use *asterisks* around words sometimes,
> and this guarantees that I'm *cute*.
>
> But seriously, I _have_ been called cute before, y'know. By women,
> even. And not just one of them. So there, Christopher.
>
> silver "but less than 378 of them, unfortunately"
> --
> .--------------------------------------. ...!uunet!xrtll!silver
> |Silver, perpetually searching for SNTF|----------------------------
> `--------------------------------------'a vaguely phallic .signature
--
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Operations/User Services 1200 Washington Ave. S.E.
(612) 626-1571 Minneapolis, Minnesota 55415
Patrick Schaaf
reply mutated somewhat, so I thought I should rather follow-up. Ignore this
followup if you find it does not fit into your reality. Anyway, I don't
remember the name of the person that did the post I am now replying to,
and I am too lazy to go back to nn another time just to replace this now
rather big bracketed insert with the name of that person. Hope you don't mind.):
>my .sig is licensed. have you read, understood, and complied with the license?
Yes, I think I got it. Will you please send me the registration card?
Your .sig was tested and found ok to hang just next to Kibo's .sig on
the front toilet wall of our flat.
I know... That possibility is mentioned nowhere in your license agreement,
but I look forward to the update. There are really many people here all
the time, so maybe someone will read and buy your .sig after he has seen
it in our toilet. Want me to be your german main distributor?
Yours sincerely
Brian "Patrick Schaaf" o'Fish
P.S. Kibo, what about an update? And skip the finnish parts this time, please.
P.P.S.: Copyright (c) very extremely late 1991 Muli Mailbox Press, Exc.
--
Patrick Schaaf / \ /\
Saarbruecken, Terra / -.- /..\ if you can't make it go away,
Voice: +49 681 63022 / \ even when you stop believing it,
EMail: b...@midget.saar.sub.org \ then, maybe, it might be reality.
James 'Kibo' Parry
>P.S. Kibo, what about an update? And skip the finnish parts this time, please.
The updated .sig will appear in a week or so, as will the new
alt.religion.kibology charter/FAQage. Not to mention I'll be giving out
door prizes.
I think I may even spruce up the Postscript version with some even
ickier typefaces, too. It needs to have all of Motter's faces worked in
somehow.
Oh, yes, I've also been promising to post a self-portrait. That may
have to wait a bit, but I'll post a nice one that you can print
poster-size (with no jaggies :-)) once I have the better equipment.
>P.P.S.: Copyright (c) very extremely late 1991 Muli Mailbox Press, Exc.
No it isn't! Didn't you read the charter I never posted? Anything that
gets cross-posted to alt.religion.kibology automatically becomes
property of the Kibological Natural Understanding Research Doctors
(KNURDs) who may use it for financial gain and sleazy seductions.
Except, of course, Chris (cgw, poxaV, gilligan) William's postings. We
don't want those.
-- K.
--
.................. ...................................................
James "Kibo" Parry 271 Dartmouth St #3D, Boston MA 02116 (617)262-3922
ki...@world.std.com Independent graphic designer and typeface designer.
David W. Tamkin
<bof.69...@midget.saar.sub.org>:
| In alt.religion.kibology someone wrote:
| >my .sig is licensed. have you read, understood, and complied with the
| >license?
Was that someone? I thought it was Christopher G. Williams, better known
to the machines on these networks as c...@vaxb.acs.unt.edu.
It sounds like something Spot would write, I'll concede, but Spot isn't
allowed.
David W. Tamkin Box 7002 Des Plaines, Illinois 60018-7002 +1 708 518 6769
dat...@ddsw1.mcs.com CIS: 73720,1570 MCI Mail: 426-1818 +1 312 693 0580
christopher 'NOITANIRU' williams
> In alt.religion.kibology someone wrote (I first wanted to mail him, but the
> reply mutated somewhat, so I thought I should rather follow-up. Ignore this
> followup if you find it does not fit into your reality. Anyway, I don't
> remember the name of the person that did the post I am now replying to,
> and I am too lazy to go back to nn another time just to replace this now
> rather big bracketed insert with the name of that person. Hope you don't mind.):
>
That would be me, and no, I don't mind at all. I especially like the
third sentence above.
> Yes, I think I got it. Will you please send me the registration card?
> Your .sig was tested and found ok to hang just next to Kibo's .sig on
> the front toilet wall of our flat.
The registration card isn't back from the printer yet. But you'll be
the first to get one.. well, the second, anyway. Wow, to think that
somewhere, someone hung MY .sig next to Kibo's! I am truly and deeply
flattered, Patrick.
> I know... That possibility is mentioned nowhere in your license agreement,
> but I look forward to the update. There are really many people here all
> the time, so maybe someone will read and buy your .sig after he has seen
> it in our toilet. Want me to be your german main distributor?
Congratulations! The update is in this very posting! Apparently, I
misspelled the word 'supersede' (Thanks to David Tamkin (dat...@ddsw1.mcs.com)
for finding this error). Seeing as how I don't currently have a German
distributor, it would be fine with me. Uh, but I hope my License Agreement
isn't _in_ the toilet... that might clog it up (Then again, it's not THAT
big).
What's amazing is that *no* one has returned the .sig. I guess that means
I can start suing when I see my .sig pop up in postings & followups,
without having given my express permission. See you in court, all you
dirty, rotten, scum-sucking .sig STEALERS!
> Yours sincerely
> Brian "Patrick Schaaf" o'Fish
>
> P.S. Kibo, what about an update? And skip the finnish parts this time, please.
>
> P.P.S.: Copyright (c) very extremely late 1991 Muli Mailbox Press, Exc.
> --
> Patrick Schaaf / \ /\
> Saarbruecken, Terra / -.- /..\ if you can't make it go away,
> Voice: +49 681 63022 / \ even when you stop believing it,
> EMail: b...@midget.saar.sub.org \ then, maybe, it might be reality.
-cgw-
for those of you following along at home, here's the updated (and now,
completely error-free!) License Agreement for my .signature:
License Agreement
BETWEEN THE PARTIES AND SUPERSEDES ALL PROPOSALS OR PRIOR AGREEMENTS, VERBAL OR
WRITTEN, AND ANY OTHER COMMUNICATIONS BETWEEN THE PARTIES RELATING TO THE
SUBJECT MATTER OF THIS AGREEMENT.
Should you have any questions concerning this Agreement, please contact
in writing Christopher Williams, Sales and Service, 800 I.O.O.F. #8, Denton
TX 76201.
[did i misspell 'suing'? 'sueing' looks funny, but so does 'suing'.]
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christopher williams, `gilligan', `dude', c...@vaxb.acs.unt.edu, +1 817 565 4161
lead programmer/operator, the university of north texas, home of the _VaxCave_!
`help stamp out and abolish redundancy!' my other .sig is boring too.
christopher 'NOITANIRU' williams
> In article <bof.69...@midget.saar.sub.org> b...@midget.saar.sub.org (Patrick Schaaf) writes:
>>P.S. Kibo, what about an update? And skip the finnish parts this time, please.
>
> The updated .sig will appear in a week or so, as will the new
> alt.religion.kibology charter/FAQage. Not to mention I'll be giving out
> door prizes.
i'd like a nice, solid-core, oak jobber, in a 16th century frame.
> I think I may even spruce up the Postscript version with some even
> ickier typefaces, too. It needs to have all of Motter's faces worked in
> somehow.
>
> Oh, yes, I've also been promising to post a self-portrait. That may
> have to wait a bit, but I'll post a nice one that you can print
> poster-size (with no jaggies :-)) once I have the better equipment.
>
>>P.P.S.: Copyright (c) very extremely late 1991 Muli Mailbox Press, Exc.
>
> No it isn't! Didn't you read the charter I never posted? Anything that
> gets cross-posted to alt.religion.kibology automatically becomes
> property of the Kibological Natural Understanding Research Doctors
> (KNURDs) who may use it for financial gain and sleazy seductions.
>
> Except, of course, Chris (cgw, poxaV, gilligan) William's postings. We
> don't want those.
> -- K.
hmph. must be the license. btw, it's " Williams's " not " William's ".
> --
> .................. ...................................................
> James "Kibo" Parry 271 Dartmouth St #3D, Boston MA 02116 (617)262-3922
> ki...@world.std.com Independent graphic designer and typeface designer.
-cgw-
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christopher williams, `gilligan', `dude', c...@vaxb.acs.unt.edu, +1 817 565 4161
lead programmer/operator, the university of north texas, home of the _VaxCave_!
`help stamp out and abolish redundancy!' my other .sig is boring too.
Blair P. Houghton
>what the hell is a SNTF ????
*plonk*
--Blair
"I spend my days pulling on the ends of
my hair, snapping off the frizzies and
causing curlies...four more years...
four more years..."
Bruce Becker
|[...]
|[did i misspell 'suing'? 'sueing' looks funny, but so does 'suing'.]
"sueing" is seeking redress in a court of law.
"suing" is the act of changing one's identity.
--
,u, Bruce Becker Toronto, Ontario
a /i/ Internet: b...@becker.UUCP, br...@gpu.utcs.toronto.edu
`\o\-e UUCP: ...!utai!mnetor!becker!bdb
_< /_ "Should we smoke another one?", Tom asked dubiously
James 'Kibo' Parry
>In article <BH5r6...@world.std.com>, ki...@world.std.com (James 'Kibo' Parry) writes:
>> In article <bof.69...@midget.saar.sub.org> b...@midget.saar.sub.org (Patrick Schaaf) writes:
>>>P.S. Kibo, what about an update? And skip the finnish parts this time, please.
>>
>> The updated .sig will appear in a week or so, as will the new
>> alt.religion.kibology charter/FAQage. Not to mention I'll be giving out
>> door prizes.
>
>i'd like a nice, solid-core, oak jobber, in a 16th century frame.
I'm sorry, but I decided to only give them to people who don't want
them. However, you're allowed, and once you forget you want it I'll
give you one.
-- K.
David W. Tamkin
<1991Dec29...@vaxb.acs.unt.edu>:
| Congratulations! The update is in this very posting! Apparently,
| I misspelled the word 'supersede' (Thanks to David Tamkin
| (dat...@ddsw1.mcs.com) for finding this error).
Thanks to WHOM? I repost <1991Dec24....@ucc.su.OZ.AU> by Matthew
"ma...@extro.ucc.su.OZ.AU" Hannigan below. Res ipse loquitur:
__________
From: ma...@extro.ucc.su.OZ.AU (Matthew Hannigan)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.slack,talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: my previous postings
Message-ID: <1991Dec24....@ucc.su.OZ.AU>
Date: 24 Dec 91 04:09:02 GMT
Article-I.D.: ucc.1991Dec24.040902.1730
References: <1991Dec18...@vaxb.acs.unt.edu> <1991Dec21.212711 <1991Dec22...@vaxb.acs.unt.edu>
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-Matt, Spelling Policeman^H^H^Hperson
__________
I don't even *look* Australian, nor would the acronym of a Catholic
University of North Texas amuse me. South Henrietta Institute of Technology
is enough collegiate acronym whimsy for one lifetime.
christopher 'NOITANIRU' williams
> c...@vaxb.acs.unt.edu (Christopher 'NOITATIGRUGER' Williams) accused me in
> <1991Dec29...@vaxb.acs.unt.edu>:
>
> | Congratulations! The update is in this very posting! Apparently,
> | I misspelled the word 'supersede' (Thanks to David Tamkin
> | (dat...@ddsw1.mcs.com) for finding this error).
>
> Thanks to WHOM? I repost <1991Dec24....@ucc.su.OZ.AU> by Matthew
> "ma...@extro.ucc.su.OZ.AU" Hannigan below. Res ipse loquitur:
to YOUM. you're the one who brought it to my attention. i missed
Matthew Hannigan's correction, because of news.weirdness on sol.acs.unt.edu.
> __________
>
>
> From: ma...@extro.ucc.su.OZ.AU (Matthew Hannigan)
> Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.slack,talk.bizarre
> Subject: Re: my previous postings
> Message-ID: <1991Dec24....@ucc.su.OZ.AU>
> Date: 24 Dec 91 04:09:02 GMT
> Article-I.D.: ucc.1991Dec24.040902.1730
> References: <1991Dec18...@vaxb.acs.unt.edu> <1991Dec21.212711 <1991Dec22...@vaxb.acs.unt.edu>
> Sender: ne...@ucc.su.OZ.AU
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>
> In article <1991Dec22...@vaxb.acs.unt.edu> c...@vaxb.acs.unt.edu writes:
>>[ .sig license ]
>>BETWEEN THE PARTIES AND SUPERCEDES ALL PROPOSALS OR PRIOR AGREEMENTS, VERBAL OR
> ^
>>[continues]
>
> Note spelling mistake in your license. This probably invalidates your
> license, at least to the legal pedants.
> Thank you for reading this post. Have three Merry Christmases.
>
> -Matt, Spelling Policeman^H^H^Hperson
thanks anyway, Matt.
> PS. c...@vaxb.acs.unt.edu writes:
> ^^^ Wouldn't it be amusing if there were a Catholic
> University of North Texas?
we're west of the Mississippi, so that means most(/all) radio/tv stations
begin with a 'K' (except the ones that are grandfathered, like WBAP 820 AM
and WFAA channel 8/dallas, just for you, Resident Pedant Tamkin.)
guess what UNT's radio station is named?
> __________
>
> I don't even *look* Australian, nor would the acronym of a Catholic
> University of North Texas amuse me. South Henrietta Institute of Technology
> is enough collegiate acronym whimsy for one lifetime.
>
> David W. Tamkin Box 7002 Des Plaines, Illinois 60018-7002 +1 708 518 6769
> dat...@ddsw1.mcs.com CIS: 73720,1570 MCI Mail: 426-1818 +1 312 693 0580
-cgw-
ps: ok, not _really_. before we were UNT, we were NTSU, and the radio
station was KNTU. obviously, they didn't change it, much to the chagrin
of me and my friends.
-cgw-
christopher 'NOITANIRU' williams
> In article <1991Dec29...@vaxb.acs.unt.edu> ki...@world.std.com,c...@vaxb.acs.unt.edu writes:
>>In article <BH5r6...@world.std.com>, ki...@world.std.com (James 'Kibo' Parry) writes:
>>> In article <bof.69...@midget.saar.sub.org> b...@midget.saar.sub.org (Patrick Schaaf) writes:
>>>>P.S. Kibo, what about an update? And skip the finnish parts this time, please.
>>>
>>> The updated .sig will appear in a week or so, as will the new
>>> alt.religion.kibology charter/FAQage. Not to mention I'll be giving out
>>> door prizes.
>>
>>i'd like a nice, solid-core, oak jobber, in a 16th century frame.
>
> I'm sorry, but I decided to only give them to people who don't want
> them. However, you're allowed, and once you forget you want it I'll
> give you one.
Hail Kibo!
Kibo, I forgot I didn't want to win the Publisher's Clearinghouse Ten
Million Dollar Sweepstakes.
-cgw-
> --
> .................. ...................................................
> James "Kibo" Parry 271 Dartmouth St #3D, Boston MA 02116 (617)262-3922
> ki...@world.std.com Independent graphic designer and typeface designer.
-cgw-, feeling duplicitous
Patrick Schaaf
>I think I may even spruce up the Postscript version with some even
>ickier typefaces, too. It needs to have all of Motter's faces worked in
>somehow.
Great. Laser's aimed...
>>P.P.S.: Copyright (c) very extremely late 1991 Muli Mailbox Press, Exc.
>No it isn't! Didn't you read the charter I never posted? Anything that
>gets cross-posted to alt.religion.kibology automatically becomes
>property of the Kibological Natural Understanding Research Doctors
>(KNURDs) who may use it for financial gain and sleazy seductions.
Sure I did. But, sorry, Kibo, you obviously missed the addendum I didn't
post 2 days ago. Not claiming the copyright for germany, I did so on
behalf of the Church Of Fast Failsafe Electronic Eternity (COFFEE) with
sublicense to Muli Mailbox Press, Exc.
Would you please add this to the group's charter? Thanks a lot.
BTW: For all people believing in some strange definition of reality,
another year just passed by. Isn't it really ridiculous, given the current
state of the world? Years were invented to know when there is plenty of
things to eat and when not. Nowadays you either have plenty of things to
eat or not. All the time. Thus, the celebration of the end of the year is
nothing but a propaganda trick.
We'll have an end-of-the-world party...
Patrick "Brian o'Fish" Schaaf (perhaps I should swap that)
--
Patrick Schaaf / \ /\
Saarbruecken, Terra / -.- /..\ if you can't make it go away,
Voice: +49 681 63022 / \ even if you stop believing it,
Blair P. Houghton
> "suing" is the act of changing one's identity.
One is the multiplicative identity; ZERO is the additive identity;
Patrick Buchanan is the political identity.
--Blair
"Guess the Secret Identity."
David W. Tamkin
<1991Dec31...@vaxb.acs.unt.edu>:
| to YOUM. you're the one who brought it to my attention. i missed
| Matthew Hannigan's correction, because of news.weirdness on sol.acs.unt.edu.
Then I will accept credit for the delivery but not for the origination.
| we're west of the Mississippi, so that means most(/all) radio/tv stations
| begin with a 'K' (except the ones that are grandfathered, like WBAP 820 AM
| and WFAA channel 8/dallas, just for you, Resident Pedant Tamkin.)
So that's my tip, being called a resident for a comment you assumed I would
make? Last time I bring *you* anything, Williams. (This comes from a guy
who had just lit into me for rewriting his past; he now prewrites my future.)
Seriously, since you had said "most" I wouldn't have made any remarks about
exceptions, so you didn't need to go to that length.
| guess what UNT's radio station is named?
WHAT? No, that can't be unless it's grandfathered.
| ps: ok, not _really_. before we were UNT, we were NTSU, and the radio
| station was KNTU. obviously, they didn't change it, much to the chagrin
| of me and my friends.
Our college radio station was WNCR, and the standing joke was that National
Cash Register (who were still known as National Cash Register then) would
want to usurp it. Then we were told to use WNCS, then WNCR again, then WRNC.
Then the station closed. The I flunked out. It was a grand two years.
Isn't KNTU profane enough on its own, especially among English-speaking
people in southeastern Africa?
David W. Tamkin Box 7002 Des Plaines, Illinois 60018-7002 +1 708 518 6769
dat...@gagme.chi.il.us CIS: 73720,1570 MCI Mail: 426-1818 +1 312 693 0580
David W. Tamkin
| "sueing" is seeking redress in a court of law.
Canadian man speak with foreign tongue. My Random House dictionary doesn't
list "sueing" even as an alternative form, giving only "suing" as the present
participle and gerund of "to sue."
Since this stuff is getting crossposted to alt.usage.english, I guess a.u.e.
already has an FAQ post that includes a list of -eing suffixes, such as
hoeing, shoeing, dyeing, singeing, canoeing (being, seeing, fleeing ...),
and the like.
Rarefy, stupefy, liquefy, putrefy, defy, beefy ...
christopher 'NOITANIRU' williams
> | we're west of the Mississippi, so that means most(/all) radio/tv stations
> | begin with a 'K' (except the ones that are grandfathered, like WBAP 820 AM
> | and WFAA channel 8/dallas, just for you, Resident Pedant Tamkin.)
>
> So that's my tip, being called a resident for a comment you assumed I would
> make? Last time I bring *you* anything, Williams. (This comes from a guy
> who had just lit into me for rewriting his past; he now prewrites my future.)
A long-forgotten loved one will soon reappear. Buy the negatives at any price.
> Seriously, since you had said "most" I wouldn't have made any remarks about
> exceptions, so you didn't need to go to that length.
>
> | guess what UNT's radio station is named?
>
> WHAT? No, that can't be unless it's grandfathered.
>
> | ps: ok, not _really_. before we were UNT, we were NTSU, and the radio
> | station was KNTU. obviously, they didn't change it, much to the chagrin
> | of me and my friends.
>
> Our college radio station was WNCR, and the standing joke was that National
> Cash Register (who were still known as National Cash Register then) would
> want to usurp it. Then we were told to use WNCS, then WNCR again, then WRNC.
> Then the station closed. The I flunked out. It was a grand two years.
>
> Isn't KNTU profane enough on its own, especially among English-speaking
> people in southeastern Africa?
i wouldn't know, never having been to southeastern Africa (or any part
of africa).
> David W. Tamkin Box 7002 Des Plaines, Illinois 60018-7002 +1 708 518 6769
> dat...@gagme.chi.il.us CIS: 73720,1570 MCI Mail: 426-1818 +1 312 693 0580
-cgw-
Kevin L. McBride
> In article <132...@becker.UUCP> b...@becker.UUCP (Bruce Becker) writes:
> > "suing" is the act of changing one's identity.
> One is the multiplicative identity; ZERO is the additive identity;
> Patrick Buchanan is the political identity.
*plonk*
Qaz
>
> Where is cj lately anyway? I miss the vaguely phallic .sig that used to blah
> blah blether waffle bang aaaaarrrrgh what a silly waste of human life
apologies to cj silverano and hi ho silver for confusing their names; but then,
shit happens.
>
> Nonar. Trying very easy .....?
Nonar. Answering my own post 'cos noone else will.....?
Joe Decker
I would just like to say that I really like tomatoes.
--Joe
Nonar the Insane
AAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!
I had this theory, see, that these newsgroups were somehow fake, see, and all
the characters therein were generated by my local VAX system. And they'd quote
each other's posts, yeah? Like, they're all UNREAL - all those people, I mean
non-people, like xibo, Kibo, Silver, Silverano, Blair and the rest - even me
sometimes; I'm not really Qaz, I'm Nonar and I'm very unstable in this current
thing I call reality. See my theory was generated from the fact that no-one
seemed to notice my postings, however thick, wafflacious and annoying they were;
therefore I reasoned that the VAX program was a bit unintelligent, like, and
couldn't figure out how to handle a real person like me - I am a real person,
you know, I ignored myself for a whole day, and when I looked again, I was
still there, so I must be real - and it'd just ignore my postings, except to add
them to the newsgroup just so's I wouldn't cop. BUT I DID! You can't pull the
sheep's clothing over this wolf, no! I sussed it! Then YOU come along to fuck
up my theory! HA! I know your game! *THEY* copped onto my theory, they did!
They knew that I knew! So they rewrote their program to include YOU, a daft
pseudo-person who merely quotes me verbatim and then adds a random phrase! HA!
But I know! Next, it'll just quote little bits of my post to make you look more
real, but I won't be fooled! I know I'm on my own here.....
--
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
Nonar the Insane ! Ginsberg's Theorem: ! F**K 'EM ALL
University Of Limerick ! (1) You can't win. ! F**K THE BEGRUDGERS
Ireland. ! (2) You can't break even. ! F**K.....
! (3) You can't even quit the game. !
Email : 902...@ul.ie ! ! ...AH, F**K IT.....
\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/
Nonar the Insane
> Sayeth 902...@ul.ie (Qaz):
> $In article <18689.2...@ul.ie>, 902...@ul.ie (Qaz) writes:
> $> Where is cj lately anyway? I miss the vaguely phallic .sig that used to blah
> $> blah blether waffle bang aaaaarrrrgh what a silly waste of human life
> $apologies to cj silverano and hi ho silver for confusing their names; but then,
> $shit happens.
>
> Your next task is to apologize to cj about misspelling that surname.
>
> It is indeed unfortunate that you got us confused. While we are
> nearly identical in appearance, other than the fact that cj's breasts
> are slightly smaller than mine, most people have no trouble distinguishing
> us. cj's the pensive one, whereas I'm driven entirely by hormones.
>
> Next he'll be confusing both of us with nj. Geez.
>
> silver "name-dropping? me?"
> --
> .--------------------------------------. ...!uunet!xrtll!silver
> |Silver, perpetually searching for SNTF|----------------------------
> `--------------------------------------'a vaguely phallic .signature
more of you! I KNOW, I tell you! I'll tell everyone what's going on! You can't
stop me.....
Neal Johnson
>In article <1992Jan11.185308.4532@xrtll>, silver@xrtll (Hi Ho Silver) writes:
>> Sayeth 902...@ul.ie (Qaz):
>> $In article <18689.2...@ul.ie>, 902...@ul.ie (Qaz) writes:
>> $> Where is cj lately anyway? I miss the vaguely phallic .sig that used to blah
>> $> blah blether waffle bang aaaaarrrrgh what a silly waste of human life
>> $apologies to cj silverano and hi ho silver for confusing their names; but then,
>> $shit happens.
>>
>> Your next task is to apologize to cj about misspelling that surname.
>>
>> It is indeed unfortunate that you got us confused. While we are
>> nearly identical in appearance, other than the fact that cj's breasts
>> are slightly smaller than mine, most people have no trouble distinguishing
>> us. cj's the pensive one, whereas I'm driven entirely by hormones.
>>
>> Next he'll be confusing both of us with nj. Geez.
"nj?" I'm nj and who the hell am I being confused with? Breasts? What
is this? It's 8:22 am and I'm already confused...
Ian Dickinson
>But I know!
>Next, it'll just quote little bits of my post to make you look more real,
Yes you're right.
But I am a snazzy piece of code, that if it ever made it onto the net proper,
would be the most popular quoting/trimming/highlight/autoreply prog ever.
>but I won't be fooled! I know I'm on my own here.....
If I slobber on you, will you believe me?
Besides, your mail address looks more like a Message-ID: header.
Cheers,
--
\/ato
Ian Dickinson - NIC handle: ID17
va...@csv.warwick.ac.uk ...!mcsun!uknet!warwick!vato
@c=GB@o=University of Warwick@ou=Computing Services@cn=Ian Dickinson
Brian Ward
(twenty-one lines of quotes, then this being his entire article)
|See? I knew it! And now this mysterious 'nj' to try and make me think there's
|more of you! I KNOW, I tell you! I'll tell everyone what's going on! You can't
|stop me.....
Oh please. I could even stop you from making a correct sentence. See? It
worked.
Oh, yeah, this is also cross-posted to alt.fan.warlord, so:
--
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
Nonar the Insane ! Ginsberg's Theorem: ! F**K 'EM ALL
University Of Limerick ! (1) You can't win. ! F**K THE BEGRUDGERS
Ireland. ! (2) You can't break even. ! F**K.....
! (3) You can't even quit the game. !
Email : 902...@ul.ie ! ! ...AH, F**K IT.....
\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/
Stupid border, Stupid nickname, big-ass quote, psuedo-foul word, and oh!
eight stars! 80 columns, too. You earn a 6 on the plonk-warlord scale (1+2+3).
--
Brian Ward \ ``"editcmap.c", line 131: warning: 123 warnings
wa...@math.psu.edu \ suppressed by no warn option'' - Bill Fenner
Joe Decker
>> In article <18699.2...@ul.ie> 902...@ul.ie (Qaz) writes:
>>>Nonar. Answering my own post 'cos noone else will.....?
>>
>> I would just like to say that I really like tomatoes.
>>
>> --Joe
>
>AAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!
>
>sheep's clothing over this wolf, no! I sussed it!
Pull the wool over your own eyes.
>HA! I know your game! *THEY* copped onto my theory, they did!
>They knew that I knew! So they rewrote their program to include YOU, a daft
>pseudo-person who merely quotes me verbatim and then adds a random phrase! HA!
>But I know! Next, it'll just quote little bits of my post to make you look more
>real, but I won't be fooled! I know I'm on my own here.....
I suppose you're probably right. But, BoB damn it, why did they have to stick
me in a F***ING VAX? It probably runs F***ING VMS, the Slack-Less Operating
System If There Ever Was One with the Command Language from Hell, too Pink
to handle even simple filename completion. Why couldn't They put me somewhere
nice, like some souped-up Unix Box with a Hly. carb & Nitrous?
Jeez that feels good. I need a tomato. [Tomatoes promote Holy Growths in
your Third Nostril]
--Joe
Jeff Lee
>
> I suppose you're probably right. But, BoB damn it, why did they have to stick
> me in a F***ING VAX? It probably runs F***ING VMS, the Slack-Less Operating
> System If There Ever Was One with the Command Language from Hell, too Pink
> to handle even simple filename completion.
Oh, come now! It's not completely pink! Remember the wombat!
Or kill me.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Jeff Lee Free Dan Bredy! Disclaimer: I speak for Shipbrook
jl...@smylex.uucp uhasun!smylex!jlee Software, all of its employees, and
jlee%smyle...@uhasun.hartford.edu their families.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
taH pagh taHbe' -- William Shakespeare
Blair P. Houghton
Face it, Neener, you're not lucky enough that we'd
be imaginary.
--Blair
"Fanning the waters of paranoia."
Nonar the Insane
> Yes you're right.
I knew it all along!!!!!
> If I slobber on you, will you believe me?
SET AUTOREPLY/SLOBBER
%AUT-I-SLOBBERING, autoreply program is slobbering.
> Besides, your mail address looks more like a Message-ID: header.
>
Blame Uni Of Limerick - we're allocated ID-numbered a/c's on the VAX here.
> Cheers,
> --
> \/ato
> Ian Dickinson - NIC handle: ID17
> va...@csv.warwick.ac.uk ...!mcsun!uknet!warwick!vato
> @c=GB@o=University of Warwick@ou=Computing Services@cn=Ian Dickinson
And to you too!
Joe Decker
>In article <1992Jan14....@franklin.com>, j...@franklin.com (Joe Decker) writes:
>>
>> I suppose you're probably right. But, BoB damn it, why did they have to stick
>> me in a F***ING VAX? It probably runs F***ING VMS, the Slack-Less Operating
>> System If There Ever Was One with the Command Language from Hell, too Pink
>> to handle even simple filename completion.
>
>Oh, come now! It's not completely pink! Remember the wombat!
>
>Or kill me.
Okay, the wombat was cool. I admit it. And I sort of liked the fact
that you could (using the shell-command-parsing stuff) set up a switch
that was default and non-invertable, which led to the classic line in
some Caltech docs...
This switch, which is on by default, has no inverse.
Which I think you'll agree has a pleasing, slack-filled rythym.
Joe
Nonar the Insane
Funnily enough, several people actually confessed to being machine-generated.
Kibo even sent me the source code.....
Nonar.
--
Nonar the Insane ! _(*)_ _____ ___/!__ aaaaeeeguh!
University Of Limerick ! // X \\_ /! ____ \_ * \%--'
Ireland. ! \IIIIIIIIII- - - ______ / /!/
! ! ! ! \! ____ \/ X-Industries
Email : 902...@ul.ie ! !_!_! .sig Virus Killer
Brian Ward
|Only 6????? Don't I get anything for being paranoid *as well* ????
No, but I'd give you an extra two for being stupid.
|New .sig. Hmm, let's calculate. 80 cols - just like before. So get an 80 - col
|terminal ???? Same nickname - blame my friends. Silly cartoon, `in' reference
|(X-Industries) and a whopping *2* stars. Must get about 6 again.
see below, warlord judges.
|Please oh please go annoy someone else now. Your point has been noted and
|burnt.
You must have some pretty volatile memory in your machine to do this. how did
you achieve this?
so, here's his sig.
|Nonar.
|--
|Nonar the Insane ! _(*)_ _____ ___/!__ aaaaeeeguh!
|University Of Limerick ! // X \\_ /! ____ \_ * \%--'
|Ireland. ! \IIIIIIIIII- - - ______ / /!/
| ! ! ! ! \! ____ \/ X-Industries
|Email : 902...@ul.ie ! !_!_! .sig Virus Killer
It's not 80 columns. But you retain the stupid nick, and added stupid ascii
graphics. hmm. 5, for the number of lines.
Rick Kelly
>> --Joe
>AAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!
Go plunge yourself into the opening of a large active geological
phenomena.
--
Rick Kelly r...@rmkhome.UUCP unixland!rmkhome!rmk r...@frog.UUCP
Neal Johnson
>Sayeth n...@Apple.COM (Neal Johnson):
>$>In article <1992Jan11.185308.4532@xrtll>, silver@xrtll (Hey - That's Me!) writes:
>$>> Next he'll be confusing both of us with nj. Geez.
>$ ^^
>$"nj?" I'm nj and who the hell am I being confused with? Breasts? What
>$is this? It's 8:22 am and I'm already confused...
>
> The nj who uses a middle initial is not the eternal nj.
He who speaks of the nj, does not know the nj.
The Howdy Ching
>
>silver "Neal doesn't know what breasts are ... film at 11"
Not me, wasn't anywhere near the Cuisinart when the power went off...
>--
>.--------------------------------------. ...!uunet!xrtll!silver
>|Silver, perpetually searching for SNTF|----------------------------
>`--------------------------------------'a vaguely phallic .signature
^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^
Vague is right...
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mail: n...@apple.COM "Love is the law, love under will."
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disclaimer: Everything stated here is disclaimed by all.
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Scott Ramming
>In article <83...@inews.intel.com>, bhou...@pima.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton) writes:
>> In article <18728.2...@ul.ie> 902...@ul.ie (Nonar the Insane) writes:
>> [...deleted: fantasy that his machine invented me, of all people...]
>>
>
>Funnily enough, several people actually confessed to being machine-generated.
>Kibo even sent me the source code.....
>
Of course! Where else would all of us _ibos come from? You don't think
we'd actually *choose* to have a nickname resembling that bozotic
typography spewer, would you?
;-)
~
--
sram...@athena.mit.edu
M. Scott '~ibo' Ramming 305 Memorial Drive, Room 615A, Cambridge MA 02139
( the nonibo -ibo ) (617) 225-9887 [machine] (617) 253-7942 [dungeon]
Ian Dickinson
>In article <18761.2...@ul.ie> 902...@ul.ie (Nonar the Insane) writes:
>>Funnily enough, several people actually confessed to being machine-generated.
>>Kibo even sent me the source code.....
>Of course! Where else would all of us _ibos come from? You don't think
>we'd actually *choose* to have a nickname resembling that bozotic
>typography spewer, would you?
I prefer being an _ato myself.
Of course, since we're machine generated, it will translate to __ibo
and __ato once you get to the symbol table.
My symbol table has a red and white checked tablecloth. Does yours?
--
\/ato - Ian Dickinson Speaker to
va...@csv.warwick.ac.uk stl...@cck.cov.ac.uk C news
Patrick Schaaf
>Funnily enough, several people actually confessed to being machine-generated.
>Kibo even sent me the source code.....
Ahem, would you mind posting it? I need some new features for my boerp
program and am running out of ideas at this time.
Thank you
Patrick.c
Live from the Twilight Zone
> In article <1992Jan20.2...@athena.mit.edu> sram...@athena.mit.edu
(Scott Ramming) writes:
>>In article <18761.2...@ul.ie> 902...@ul.ie (Nonar the Insane) writes:
>>>Funnily enough, several people actually confessed to being machine-generated.
>>>Kibo even sent me the source code.....
>>Of course! Where else would all of us _ibos come from? You don't think
>>we'd actually *choose* to have a nickname resembling that bozotic
>>typography spewer, would you?
>
> I prefer being an _ato myself.
> Of course, since we're machine generated, it will translate to __ibo
> and __ato once you get to the symbol table.
>
> My symbol table has a red and white checked tablecloth. Does yours?
As an _mo, I am not machine generated.
I am an infinite number of monkeys with USENET access.
Because I am not machine generated, I do not have a symbol table.
But I do have a very big coffee table with an insanely large number of
bananas on it.
---
David "Hee-mo" Vacca, Live from the Twilight Zone.
William Sherman
>In article <994c...@cck.coventry.ac.uk>, stl...@cck.coventry.ac.uk
>(Ian Dickinson) writes:
>> In article <1992Jan20.2...@athena.mit.edu> sram...@athena.mit.edu
>>(Scott Ramming) writes:
>>>In article <18761.2...@ul.ie> 902...@ul.ie (Nonar the Insane) writes:
>>>>Funnily enough, several people actually confessed to being
>>>>machine-generated. Kibo even sent me the source code.....
>>>Of course! Where else would all of us _ibos come from?
>> I prefer being an _ato myself.
> As an _mo, I am not machine generated.
I'm just an _ill, yes I'm only an _ill, and I'm sitting here on
Capitol Hill...
>David "Hee-mo" Vacca, Live from the Twilight Zone.
As in "Hee-mo the Magnificent"? Ah, junior high science class...*sigh*
Personally, I preferred "Donald Duck in Mathemagicland". Perhaps it
led me to my present career.
--
Bill Sherman she...@math.ucla.edu No blah blah blah! -Kirk, "Miri"
Compared to my life, Eleanor Rigby's was a gay mad whirl. -Ringo, Yel.Sub.
Positive, adj.: Mistaken at the top of one's voice. -A. Bierce
Art for breakfast! Art for lunch! Art for tea! Yahoo! -Mr. Nobody
Ian Dickinson
>(Ian Dickinson) writes:
>> I prefer being an _ato myself.
>> Of course, since we're machine generated, it will translate to __ibo
>> and __ato once you get to the symbol table.
> I am an infinite number of monkeys with USENET access.
No way - When *I'M* around there ain't no room for anything but the finite.
Besides - where did the bandwidth come from? My ass.
>> My symbol table has a red and white checked tablecloth. Does yours?
> Because I am not machine generated, I do not have a symbol table.
> But I do have a very big coffee table with an insanely large number of
>bananas on it.
Well that's ok then - Pineapple flavoured I presume?
Cheers,
--
\/ato if (!take(joke))
Ian Dickinson - NIC handle: ID17 em = fork();
Scott Ramming
>My symbol table has a red and white checked tablecloth. Does yours?
Of course not! If you would read the header, you would see that I'm a
poor college student who can't afford the luxuries of a nice tablecloth
for my symbol table. I have to make do with paper towels, old copies of
the Boston Herald, and those neat paper placemats with games and mazes
and stuff that I steal from Pizza Hut!
MEGAZONE 23
>I'm just an _ill, yes I'm only an _ill, and I'm sitting here on
>Capitol Hill...
As your body grows bigger, you're mind will flower. It's great to learn.
'Cause knowledge is power! It's school house Rocky, a chip of the block. Of
America's favorite school house School House Rock!
Hehehe, I have them all on video. (except three ring circus, good 11, and
little 12 toes) Watched them all 3 time today. 6 hours of school house rock.
William Sherman, as opposed to Sherman Williams?
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# I have one prejudice, and that is against stupidity. Use your mind, think! #
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MEGAZONE 23
>I'm just an _ill, yes I'm only an _ill, and I'm sitting here on
>Capitol Hill...
As your body grows bigger, your mind will flower. It's great to learn.
'Cause knowledge is power! It's school house Rocky, a chip of the block. Of
America's school house School House Rock!
William Sherman
(MEGAZONE 23) writes:
>In article <1992Jan25.2...@math.ucla.edu> she...@oak.math.ucla.edu
(William Sherman) (that's me! Hi, mom) writes:
>>I'm just an _ill, yes I'm only an _ill, and I'm sitting here on
>>Capitol Hill...
>As your body grows bigger, you're mind will flower. It's great to learn.
>'Cause knowledge is power! It's school house Rocky, a chip of the block. Of
>America's favorite school house School House Rock!
What's "three ring circus"? The 3 tables were "Three is a Magic Number",
according to the soundtrack album. Or was "three ring circus" about
the electoral process?
>William Sherman, as opposed to Sherman Williams?
No, you're thinking of paint store Sherwin-Williams. Sherwin Williams
is actually the anti-WilliamSherman. He's my sworn nemesis. He's not
allowed.
I'm the guy whose parents named him after the general who burned Atlanta
down. Thanks, folks! I once asked my mom why she named me after a war
hero, and she said "What war hero?" <sound effect of my palm slapping
my forehead> "Eisenhower, who'd ya think?" Hey, at least nobody
ever calls me 'Tank'.
--
Bill Sherman she...@math.ucla.edu No blah blah blah! -Kirk, "Miri"
Reality, n.: The dream of a mad philosopher. -A. Bierce
ella megalast burls forever. -Liz the Phraser