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Ranjit Bhatnagar

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Sep 11, 2001, 9:17:08 AM9/11/01
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Airplanes are smashing
Into the World Trade Center
I think I'll stay home

Dramar Ankalle

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Sep 11, 2001, 9:26:36 AM9/11/01
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Ranjit Bhatnagar <ranji...@moonmilk.com> wrote in message
news:9nl2sk$14o2$1...@nntp1.ba.best.com...

> Airplanes are smashing
> Into the World Trade Center
> I think I'll stay home
>

and the smoke from her
rising like the fifth angel
hold me close she cried


Ranjit Bhatnagar

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Sep 11, 2001, 9:40:48 AM9/11/01
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In alt.religion.kibology Ranjit Bhatnagar <ranji...@moonmilk.com> wrote:
> Airplanes are smashing

I wasn't sure if I was awake or not.
I can see the smoke out my window...

spot the robot

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Sep 11, 2001, 9:51:08 AM9/11/01
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NPR seems to think there is some sort of to-do afoot at the Pentagon and the
White House as well. Sounds like a busy day out there.


Beable van Polasm

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Sep 11, 2001, 10:50:56 AM9/11/01
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FUKKEN HELL! I thought my TeeVee was trolling me. What about Le
Pentagon?

cheers
Beable van Polasm
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Tamara

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Sep 11, 2001, 11:31:23 AM9/11/01
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"Beable van Polasm" <bea...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
news:lvbskhy...@beable.van.polasm.bigpond.net.au...

> Ranjit Bhatnagar <ranji...@moonmilk.com> writes:
> >
> > In alt.religion.kibology Ranjit Bhatnagar <ranji...@moonmilk.com>
wrote:
> > > Airplanes are smashing
> >
> > I wasn't sure if I was awake or not.
> > I can see the smoke out my window...
>
> FUKKEN HELL! I thought my TeeVee was trolling me. What about Le
> Pentagon?

Part of it collapsed. It's bloody awful. The whole thing is awful. I've
been watching this on teevee since Ranjit's first post this morning. I hope
that all Kibologists in those areas are okay.

I feel really sad.

~T


revjack

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Sep 11, 2001, 11:55:54 AM9/11/01
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In alt.religion.kibology Beable van Polasm <bea...@my-deja.com> wrote:

: Ranjit Bhatnagar <ranji...@moonmilk.com> writes:
:>
:> In alt.religion.kibology Ranjit Bhatnagar <ranji...@moonmilk.com> wrote:
:> > Airplanes are smashing
:>
:> I wasn't sure if I was awake or not.
:> I can see the smoke out my window...

: FUKKEN HELL! I thought my TeeVee was trolling me. What about Le
: Pentagon?

ON FIRE

--
___________________
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Tobias Kellner

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Sep 11, 2001, 12:04:33 PM9/11/01
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Beable van Polasm wrote:
> [...]

> FUKKEN HELL! I thought my TeeVee was trolling me. What about Le
> Pentagon?

http://a188.g.akamaitech.net/f/188/920/30s/www.uparkmd.com/webcam32.jpg

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Joshua Hesse

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Sep 11, 2001, 12:23:08 PM9/11/01
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In alt.religion.kibology Ranjit Bhatnagar <ranji...@moonmilk.com> wrote:
:Airplanes are smashing

:Into the World Trade Center
:I think I'll stay home

W0RST HAIKU EVER.

(Or at least the most morbid. Holy cow.)
-Josh

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Carlos May

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Sep 11, 2001, 12:46:15 PM9/11/01
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revjack <rev...@revjack.net> wrote:
: In alt.religion.kibology Beable van Polasm <bea...@my-deja.com> wrote:

: : FUKKEN HELL! I thought my TeeVee was trolling me. What about Le
: : Pentagon?

: ON FIRE

My first laugh of the day. Thanks, I needed it.


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Joseph Michael Bay

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Sep 11, 2001, 1:07:25 PM9/11/01
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Joshua Hesse <0009...@bigred.unl.edu> writes:

>In alt.religion.kibology Ranjit Bhatnagar <ranji...@moonmilk.com> wrote:
> :Airplanes are smashing
> :Into the World Trade Center
> :I think I'll stay home

>W0RST HAIKU EVER.

>(Or at least the most morbid. Holy cow.)


Bah.

HAIKU IN HONOR OF THE BOMBING OF NAGASAKI
(and...@cml.rice.edu (Andrew Solberg))

Cherry blossoms fall
Autumn breezes WHAT'S THAT LIGHT?
OH MY GOD MY *EYES* !!!!

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Shiro Akaishi

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Sep 11, 2001, 1:37:41 PM9/11/01
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on 11 Sep 2001, Ranjit Bhatnagar did this!

It took me 10 minutes to find a semi-appropriate thread location to post
this to.

<TV> All flights have been cancelled. There are 60 planes remaining in the
air.

<Outside> *JET ENGINES*

<Me> fucking scared.

I know mentally, that fear is the goal of terrorism (hence the terror bit)
and it's basically fighting right now with my fear, anger, and sadness.

I'm not sure what to feel. Anger does me no good, I don't feel justified in
sadness after what TV's shown me, and cerebrally fear means, to me, that
they've won.

So I guess I'll start honoring the people on the hijacked flights that
didn't hit their targets.

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Beable van Polasm

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Sep 11, 2001, 1:48:46 PM9/11/01
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aka...@skizzzzers.org (Shiro Akaishi) writes:
> I know mentally, that fear is the goal of terrorism (hence the terror bit)
> and it's basically fighting right now with my fear, anger, and sadness.
>
> I'm not sure what to feel. Anger does me no good, I don't feel justified in
> sadness after what TV's shown me, and cerebrally fear means, to me, that
> they've won.
>
> So I guess I'll start honoring the people on the hijacked flights that
> didn't hit their targets.

Go to the hospital and give them some of your TASTY TASTY BLOOD!
They're going to need a lot of it for all the injured people.

cheers
Beable van Polasm
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Fantod

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Sep 11, 2001, 1:55:13 PM9/11/01
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[Beable van Polasm]:

>Go to the hospital and give them some of your TASTY TASTY BLOOD!
>They're going to need a lot of it for all the injured people.

I don't have enough tasty blood inside for them to take any out. One of you
will have to bleed more!

Go bleed! Now!

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David DeLaney

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Sep 11, 2001, 1:44:50 PM9/11/01
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revjack <rev...@revjack.net> wrote:
>Beable van Polasm <bea...@my-deja.com> wrote:
>: Ranjit Bhatnagar <ranji...@moonmilk.com> writes:
>:> Ranjit Bhatnagar <ranji...@moonmilk.com> wrote:
>:> > Airplanes are smashing

Oooh, a 1/3 haiku...

>:> I wasn't sure if I was awake or not.
>:> I can see the smoke out my window...
>
>: FUKKEN HELL! I thought my TeeVee was trolling me. What about Le
>: Pentagon?
>
>ON FIRE

Check. Ranjit, IN BED. Check. Osama bin Laden, THE CLOWN. Check...

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David DeLaney

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Sep 11, 2001, 1:46:27 PM9/11/01
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spot the robot <a@b.c> wrote:
>Ranjit Bhatnagar <ranji...@moonmilk.com> wrote:
><Airplanes are smashing
><Into the World Trade Center
><I think I'll stay home
>
>NPR seems to think there is some sort of to-do afoot at the Pentagon and the
>White House as well. Sounds like a busy day out there.

Well, the Pentagon got blowed up at least some good, so I don't really blame
them for saying "Hey, everyone out of the White House NOW, we'll re-convene
at ... hmmm, Denny's on K Street sound good?"...

Dave

stephen

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Sep 11, 2001, 3:47:11 PM9/11/01
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Ranjit Bhatnagar <ranji...@moonmilk.com> wrote in message news:<9nl2sk$14o2$1...@nntp1.ba.best.com>...
> Airplanes are smashing
> Into the World Trade Center
> I think I'll stay home


The title of your thread is a little off colour Ranjit, given the
scale of the misery unfolding.
This is not the time for insouciance.

Stephen

James Waldby

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Sep 11, 2001, 4:52:38 PM9/11/01
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Joseph Michael Bay wrote:
>
> Joshua Hesse <0009...@bigred.unl.edu> writes:
>
> >In alt.religion.kibology Ranjit Bhatnagar <ranji...@moonmilk.com> wrote:
> > :Airplanes are smashing
> > :Into the World Trade Center
> > :I think I'll stay home
>
> >W0RST HAIKU EVER.
>
> >(Or at least the most morbid. Holy cow.)
>
> Bah.
>
> HAIKU IN HONOR OF THE BOMBING OF NAGASAKI
> (and...@cml.rice.edu (Andrew Solberg))
>
> Cherry blossoms fall
> Autumn breezes WHAT'S THAT LIGHT?
> OH MY GOD MY *EYES* !!!!

So do you propose
that as the worst, most morbid,
or some other class?

-jiw
----------------------
Thanks a million in advance, and excuse my English,
for I am Finnish and drunk - Kimmo Sundqvist

Ranjit Bhatnagar

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Sep 11, 2001, 7:47:56 PM9/11/01
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In alt.religion.kibology stephen <sitran...@hotmail.com> wrote:

> The title of your thread is a little off colour Ranjit, given the
> scale of the misery unfolding.
> This is not the time for insouciance.
>
> Stephen

BANG BANG is exactly what I heard through my bedroom window
this morning.

- ranjit

p.s. NY Times has a list of blood donation centers in NYC:

http://www.nytimes.com/2001/09/11/nyregion/11CND-DONATE.html


New York Area Blood Donation Centers

Manhattan:
St Clare's Hospital & Health Center
426 W 52nd St
212-586-1500

NY Blood Center
310 E 67th St (between 1st & 2nd Aves)

NY Blood Center
150 Amsterdam Ave (between 66th & 67th Sts)

St Vincent's Hospital & Medical Center
7th Ave at 11th St
212-604-7000

Brooklyn
NY Blood Center
120 Lawrence St near Metrotech
212-586-1500

St Mary's Hospital
170 Buffalo Ave
718-221-3000

Queens-Flushing
St Joseph's Hospital
15840 79th Ave
718-558-6200

Queens-Jamaica
St Vincent's Medical Center of Richmond
355 Bard Ave
718-876-1234

Staten Island
Mary Immaculate Hospital
15211 89th Ave
718-558-2000

1625 Forest Ave

Westchester
Elmsford
525 Executive Blvd

New Jersey
New Brunswick
167 New Street

For more details on available donor locations, call
1-800-GIVE-LIFE, 1-800-933-2566 or visit
www.nybloodcenter.org

If you are in Park Slope: Methodist Hospital (7th Ave & 6th
St in Brooklyn) has posted notes that they have enough blood
for now except Type O Negative, and will be collecting more
tomorrow.


cave deum

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Sep 11, 2001, 7:51:21 PM9/11/01
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In article <2824e3f4.01091...@posting.google.com>,

OH, IS IT THE TIME FOR CONDESCENDING PONTIFICATION, THEN?

rone
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Poot Rootbeer

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Sep 11, 2001, 7:52:40 PM9/11/01
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sitran...@hotmail.com (stephen) wrote:
>The title of your thread is a little off colour Ranjit, given the
>scale of the misery unfolding.
>This is not the time for insouciance.

WORST HAIKU EVER
WORST WORST WORST HAIKU EVER
WORST HAIKU EVER

-Poot

j...@frosch.com

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Sep 11, 2001, 9:37:31 PM9/11/01
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sitran...@hotmail.com (stephen) writes:

> Ranjit Bhatnagar <ranji...@moonmilk.com> wrote in message news:<9nl2sk$14o2$1...@nntp1.ba.best.com>...
> > Airplanes are smashing

...

> The title of your thread is a little off colour Ranjit, given the
> scale of the misery unfolding.
> This is not the time for insouciance.

moron.

Peter Seebach

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Sep 12, 2001, 4:07:07 AM9/12/01
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>The title of your thread is a little off colour Ranjit, given the
>scale of the misery unfolding.
>This is not the time for insouciance.

Yes, it is. If we let people scare us, then maybe this crap works.

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Michael B. Duff

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Sep 18, 2001, 1:59:55 PM9/18/01
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On 11 Sep 2001 16:51:21 -0700, in alt.religion.kibology , "cave deum"
<^#*&$@ennui.org> wrote:

:In article <2824e3f4.01091...@posting.google.com>,


:stephen <sitran...@hotmail.com> wrote:
:>Ranjit Bhatnagar <ranji...@moonmilk.com> wrote in message news:<9nl2sk$14o2$1...@nntp1.ba.best.com>...
:>> Airplanes are smashing
:>> Into the World Trade Center
:>> I think I'll stay home
:>The title of your thread is a little off colour Ranjit, given the
:>scale of the misery unfolding.
:>This is not the time for insouciance.
:
:OH, IS IT THE TIME FOR CONDESCENDING PONTIFICATION, THEN?

It's always time for condescending pontification!

P.S. I haven't posted so long, your misc.test redirect actually caught me.

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