A Great Day for a Great Futurama
Eric S.
one last week. This winter theme was very fitting as we out east are locked
up snug in our houses while the newest blizzard rages outside. (Although for
how hyped it's been, the snow has already stopped here and doesn't seem like
anything out of the ordinary yet.). If this episode doesn't convince any
doubters that this is the most entertaining show on television today, you
better check their brains for frostbite.
The show was in peak form with a combination of earthly satire, sci-fi
concepts, tons of action and adventure, just enough but not too much plot
with perfectly measured twists and turns, and some of the most energized and
playful uses of the animated form the show has ever achieved. We even got a
terrific series fan in-joke with the appearance of Free Waterfall Sr. Sr.
Nevermind the apparent magic of certain jokes that seem too topical to have
been animated months ago, e.g. the sign "protect our useless wasteland" or
however it was phrased and how it relates to Bush wanting to drill Alaska for
oil.
All of this came at a rapid fire pace, and really they've never paced an
episode so fast and so perfectly at the same time. They realized there is
just so much plot-heavy information you can process at that pace and didn't
give us more than we could handle.
The way the animation turned the penguins into characters was incredibly well
thought-out. There have been so many appearances of animals on The Simpsons
where they completely ruin their credibility by making them act in a
cartoonish, often too-human way. Here, the show characterized them
beautifully by respecting the animal limitations of their intellect and
basing the jokes and plot on that.
Then add the characterization on top of that. Leela was the great feminine
center to the show, while not losing sight of her "let's kick ass" attitude.
And if any one was the star, it would be Bender, and boy was he great in
this. His scheming, plotting, his gadgets, his special robot abilities, his
self-centeredness. They even clarified the point of how he really needs
alcohol to stay sober. Fry wasn't in this one as much, but he was the source
of lots of that great twisted comic dialogue the show has sort of pioneered,
even if he didn't play a role in the episode, like "If I were captain, I
wouldn't treat you like this!"
At any rate, all the magic of Futurama was in this episode, and I'd say it's
a great one to show people to get them more interested in the series.
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that 6000 hulls bit was hilarious
and fly within 3 miles of pluto to avoid the toll(i guess to enter the solar
system)
oh yea that point and click gun interface had me rollin
but wouldn't that liquid dark matter be really heavy and just sink to the
bottom of the ocean and just flow off of the penguins like mercury would
Eric S. <sn...@geocities.com> wrote:
: Tonight's episode definitely put the series back on track after that shaky
Dartheodore Maximillian Arada III
opinions.
<: The show was in peak form with a combination of earthly satire, sci-fi
: concepts, tons of action and adventure>
I did like seeing Pluto, but I did feel the action got a little irrelevant, and
the solution of the Penguin's death was what one of the ATSers I know might
call "A sacred cow" politically correct thing, as well as it being a
coincidence. I do think the environmentalist satire was ok, but nothing beats
"M.E.A.T" and the whole Lion Tofu fiasco. I was hoping they could have found
some equally funny stuff to match Problem With Popplers.
<: All of this came at a rapid fire pace, and really they've never paced an
: episode so fast and so perfectly at the same time. They realized there is
: just so much plot-heavy information you can process at that pace and didn't
: give us more than we could handle.>
I hope this'll dictate my opinion on repeated viewings, as some others have
done.
>: Then add the characterization on top of that. Leela was the great feminine
>
>: center to the show, while not losing sight of her "let's kick ass"
>attitude.
I don't know, I thought it was very tacky, and while environmentalist safety
can be natural, the circumstances Farnsworth gives were overly essential, and
Leela's care pops up only for the episode's sake, something the Scully Simpsons
has done.
>: At any rate, all the magic of Futurama was in this episode, and I'd say
>it's
>: a great one to show people to get them more interested in the series.
I've said this too many times, but I think Season 2 was the peak so far, and
the one which could've attracted more people. It had a lot of witty humor,
etched-in-stone characters that were juggled perfectly, and overall very fresh
writing, getting past the annoying self-important first season.
Anyway, some of my opinions might get better or worse on repeated viewings, but
the episode just doesn't give me the urge for that.
~DarthArada~
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Majesty's Secret Service"
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Eric S.
>
>I did like seeing Pluto, but I did feel the action got a little irrelevant, and
>the solution of the Penguin's death was what one of the ATSers I know might
>call "A sacred cow" politically correct thing, as well as it being a
>coincidence.
Huh? The solution was to "let nature work itself out." That's more than a
joke, it's insightful and possibly profound. It's a statement against the
politically correct mentality of those who want to regulate the environment
in different ways. "They can't possibly screw it up anymore than we did by
trying to fix it" is truly hilarious dialogue rich in social commentary,
something you used to see on The Simpsons..."As long as everybody is
videotaping everyone else, justice will be served." If you think the whale
was the ending of the episode, then you weren't paying very close attention
to things.
>I do think the environmentalist satire was ok, but nothing beats
>"M.E.A.T" and the whole Lion Tofu fiasco. I was hoping they could have found
>some equally funny stuff to match Problem With Popplers.
I wouldn't say this was better than Popplers, which was the best episode, but
it is probably in my top 5 episodes somewhere.
>Leela's care pops up only for the episode's sake, something the Scully Simpsons
>has done.
Leela has always had a soft spot for animals. She took in Nibbler when the
rules said otherwise for crying out loud. Scully Simpsons doesn't have
characters take on important roles and points-of-view in the story structure.
That's something classic Simpsons did, like when Marge picketed against
Itchy and Scratchy or Homer campaigned to export illegal immigrants. That's
part of what makes Futurama's storytelling so damn good. The characters are
not just there to be there every week. The story finds an important function
where they fit in.
Till Boßmeyer
solar
> system)
I may be a little late but it was 3 FEET !
Dartheodore Maximillian Arada III
So the plot could be setup.
Ostap Bender
>but wouldn't that liquid dark matter be really heavy and just sink to the
>bottom of the ocean and just flow off of the penguins like mercury would
Mercury rolls off things mainly because of its poor binding to
surfaces
rather than high density.
But obvisouly believability of physical properties of dark matter was
sacrificed here in favor of oil spill analogy. So there.
Mike Zaite
I was actually thinking about this.
Dark matter is incredibly dense. One pound of it weighs 10,000 pounds. So it
really can only exist as a super dense solid. However What if Dark Matter Oil
is a byproduct of Dark Matter? So say one ounce of Dark Matter makes 10,000
gallons of Dark Matter Oil.(Meaningless numbers) It's a less energetic fuel
then dark matter ounce for ounce obviously. But fills the role of Petroleum oil
in the 31st century For use as lubricant, Refined Fuel, and Plastics, etc...
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Ostap Bender
>I was actually thinking about this.
>
>Dark matter is incredibly dense. One pound of it weighs 10,000 pounds.
Actually, that fact has nothing to do with density :-).
> So it
>really can only exist as a super dense solid.
Atom/molecule packing in a solid isn't that much denser than in a
liquid. In some cases - water being most obvious - same compound is less
dense
as a solid. There's no reason why a super dense substance couldn't be a
liquid.
> However What if Dark Matter Oil
>is a byproduct of Dark Matter?
Care to give a What-If machine a whirl?
>gallons of Dark Matter Oil.(Meaningless numbers) It's a less energetic fuel
>then dark matter ounce for ounce obviously. But fills the role of Petroleum
oil
>in the 31st century For use as lubricant, Refined Fuel, and Plastics, etc...
Oil spills...
Mike Zaite
I gotta say none of your reply makes sence. Wanna give it a second shot?
Ostap Bender
OK, now I am confused. Is that some scam to get a power of attorney?
:-). But OK, I'll elaborate.
>> Atom/molecule packing in a solid isn't that much denser than in a
>> liquid. In some cases - water being most obvious - same compound is less
>> dense
>> as a solid. There's no reason why a super dense substance couldn't be a
>> liquid.
Ice is less dense than water, yes? And it's the same compound - water.
What does that mean? That means - solid isn't necessarily more dense than
liquid. Typically it is, but isn't a hard rule. Hence, no reason why liquid
Dark Matter can't be super-dense.
>> > However What if Dark Matter Oil
>> >is a byproduct of Dark Matter?
>>
>> Care to give a What-If machine a whirl?
Ain't your question a "What If" question?
>> >gallons of Dark Matter Oil.(Meaningless numbers) It's a less energetic
fuel
>> >then dark matter ounce for ounce obviously. But fills the role of
Petroleum
>> oil
>> >in the 31st century For use as lubricant, Refined Fuel, and Plastics,
etc...
>>
>> Oil spills...
Oils spills is one of the uses of oil in 20th century, isn't it?
doug holverson
> From: Mike Zaite <za...@earthlink.net>
> Organization: CHUCK 5 Studios
> Reply-To: za...@tmbg.org
> Newsgroups: alt.tv.futurama
> Date: Sat, 10 Mar 2001 01:04:42 GMT
> Subject: Re: A Great Day for a Great Futurama
>
> Ostap Bender wrote:
>
>>> ===== Original Message From 200...@wongfaye.com =====
>>> but wouldn't that liquid dark matter be really heavy and just sink to the
>>> bottom of the ocean and just flow off of the penguins like mercury would
>>
>> Mercury rolls off things mainly because of its poor binding to
>> surfaces
>> rather than high density.
>>
>> But obvisouly believability of physical properties of dark matter was
>> sacrificed here in favor of oil spill analogy. So there.
>
> I was actually thinking about this.
>
> Dark matter is incredibly dense. One pound of it weighs 10,000 pounds.
Huh?
BTW- Which is heavier, a pound of gold or a pound of feathers?
DGH
Mike Zaite
> >I gotta say none of your reply makes sence. Wanna give it a second shot?
>
> OK, now I am confused. Is that some scam to get a power of attorney?
> :-). But OK, I'll elaborate.
>
> >> Atom/molecule packing in a solid isn't that much denser than in a
> >> liquid. In some cases - water being most obvious - same compound is less
> >> dense
> >> as a solid. There's no reason why a super dense substance couldn't be a
> >> liquid.
>
> Ice is less dense than water, yes? And it's the same compound - water.
> What does that mean? That means - solid isn't necessarily more dense than
> liquid. Typically it is, but isn't a hard rule. Hence, no reason why liquid
> Dark Matter can't be super-dense.
Ok here's where I was confused. Yes Ice is less dence then Watter. It's inherent
to the way Ice crystals form with so much space between Molecules. But when your
talking about super-dense compounds your talking about Crystaline structures
where the atoms are close to the (Can't think of the term. When an atom is as
close as possabe to another atom without violating Pauli's exclusion principle,
like Nutron Degenercy only not exactly.) You couldn't have fluid motion in a
compound like that. It's too high an energy state for something super-dense.
Dark Matter would need to be bound tightly to stay as dense as it is. Otherwise
it would expand enourmously and no longer be in a Super-Dense state.
> >> > However What if Dark Matter Oil
> >> >is a byproduct of Dark Matter?
> >>
> >> Care to give a What-If machine a whirl?
>
> Ain't your question a "What If" question?
>
> >> >gallons of Dark Matter Oil.(Meaningless numbers) It's a less energetic
> fuel
> >> >then dark matter ounce for ounce obviously. But fills the role of
> Petroleum
> >> oil
> >> >in the 31st century For use as lubricant, Refined Fuel, and Plastics,
> etc...
> >>
> >> Oil spills...
>
> Oils spills is one of the uses of oil in 20th century, isn't it?
Ok I was wrong I got these two the first time, so some of it did make sense. I
misspoke when I sad none of your post made sense.
Larry F
wrote:
>
>Ok here's where I was confused. Yes Ice is less dence then Watter. It's inherent
>to the way Ice crystals form with so much space between Molecules. But when your
>talking about super-dense compounds your talking about Crystaline structures
>where the atoms are close to the (Can't think of the term. When an atom is as
>close as possabe to another atom without violating Pauli's exclusion principle,
>like Nutron Degenercy only not exactly.) You couldn't have fluid motion in a
>compound like that. It's too high an energy state for something super-dense.
>Dark Matter would need to be bound tightly to stay as dense as it is. Otherwise
>it would expand enourmously and no longer be in a Super-Dense state.
I think at the anything that dense (1 pound weighing 10,000 pounds),
has to be some form of Neutronium. The entire substance is atoms,
collapsed to nothing but neutrons. In that case, it would be a fourth
(or fifth) state of matter, not solid liquid or gas (nor even plasma).
By the time matter has degenerated that far, you'd think it would have
very little energy in it. Kind of odd that it would be used as
starship fuel.
However, there is another usage for the term "Dark Matter". The
theoretical mass of the universe, based on the behavior of galaxies
etc., is much greater then the estimated mass of all the stuff that's
visible. Therefore there must be some unaccounted matter in the
universe, and since we cannot see it, it must be dark matter.
It's kind of like the "ether" concept. It must be there, so we say
it's there. Even though it has never been seen or detected in any
direct way.
--Larry
Mike Zaite
Nope were only referring to Futurama's version of Dark Matter.
And it may be an exotic form of matter that retains it's original energy while being
compressed to an incredibly small volume. Maybe bound by the Weak Nuclear in some
kind of Z° boson matrix, or perhaps electron cloud compression on account of some
unknown lepton binding particle, or some other technobable.
But also when you think about it a Neutron Star that's sitting at the Neutron
Degeneracy limit has an incredible amount of energy bound up inside it. And
supernovas are caused by a star's Iron core compressing then rebounding of it's
electron limit. But Dark Matter would have to retain it's Protons and Electrons in a
Highly compacted state so that it would have a lot of potential energy waiting to
rebound out and create energy of some sort.
Mike Zaite
Doug, do you watch the show? The second sentence is a direct quote.
OmegaMan
>
>
> >
> > Ostap Bender wrote:
> >
> >>> ===== Original Message From 200...@wongfaye.com =====
> >>> but wouldn't that liquid dark matter be really heavy and just sink to the
> >>> bottom of the ocean and just flow off of the penguins like mercury would
> >>
> >> Mercury rolls off things mainly because of its poor binding to
> >> surfaces
> >> rather than high density.
> >>
> >> But obvisouly believability of physical properties of dark matter was
> >> sacrificed here in favor of oil spill analogy. So there.
> >
> > I was actually thinking about this.
> >
> > Dark matter is incredibly dense. One pound of it weighs 10,000 pounds.
>
> Huh?
>
> BTW- Which is heavier, a pound of gold or a pound of feathers?
It's a trick question. They are measured using different systems.
A pound of gold is 12 troy ounces. A pound of feathers is 16
avoirdupois
ounces. If you convert them to metric units a pound of gold is
0.373 kilograms, a pound of feathers is 0.453 kilograms.
Therefore a pound of feathers is heavier.
doug holverson
> From: OmegaMan <omeg...@hair.net>
> Newsgroups: alt.tv.futurama
> Date: Sat, 10 Mar 2001 01:54:11 -0700
> Subject: Re: A Great Day for a Great Futurama
>
Give the Omegaman a cigar! And stay away from that zombie mutant virus!
Now if somebody can explain how one pound of dark matter can weigh 10,000
pounds. Methinks some writer made an improbable Yogi Berrish statement about
mass just to get a laugh.
DGH
ji...@sp1sg1.8m.com.nospam
<dhol...@netins.net> wrote and i snipped:
-snip-
>>>>
>>>> Dark matter is incredibly dense. One pound of it weighs 10,000 pounds.
>>>
>>> Huh?
>>>
>>> BTW- Which is heavier, a pound of gold or a pound of feathers?
>>
>> It's a trick question. They are measured using different systems.
>> A pound of gold is 12 troy ounces. A pound of feathers is 16
>> avoirdupois
>> ounces. If you convert them to metric units a pound of gold is
>> 0.373 kilograms, a pound of feathers is 0.453 kilograms.
>> Therefore a pound of feathers is heavier.
>
>Give the Omegaman a cigar! And stay away from that zombie mutant virus!
>
>Now if somebody can explain how one pound of dark matter can weigh 10,000
>pounds. Methinks some writer made an improbable Yogi Berrish statement about
>mass just to get a laugh.
>
>DGH
>
it's the year 3000
comparing something's weight would be as follows:
one pound of dark matter (i.e. the same volume of dark matter as a
pound of water) weighs 10,000 pounds...
maybe you just have to be there
since no-one got that (including me) lets just say you have two boxes
that r the same size and magically don't leak water, filled one with
1m^3 of water, and one of 1m^3 of dark matter, the water would weigh a
pound, the dark matter would weigh 10,000
understand?
no?
good :)
Larry F
wrote:
>
>Nope were only referring to Futurama's version of Dark Matter.
>And it may be an exotic form of matter that retains it's original energy while being
>compressed to an incredibly small volume. Maybe bound by the Weak Nuclear in some
>kind of Z° boson matrix, or perhaps electron cloud compression on account of some
>unknown lepton binding particle, or some other technobable.
>
As the density increase, the distance between Protons and Electrons
must decrease. At a certain point the polar attraction will exceed the
weak nuclear force and the atoms will collapse in to a mass of
neutrons. Once that happens, it will either stop and the last bits of
energy will radiate out into space, or gravity will overwhelm the
nuclear force and Pauli's exclusion principle and the mass will
degenerate into a single ultra massive particle (a singularity).
That's why tiny atoms are so expensive. I'm not made out of money!
Leave me alone!
>But also when you think about it a Neutron Star that's sitting at the Neutron
>Degeneracy limit has an incredible amount of energy bound up inside it. And
>supernovas are caused by a star's Iron core compressing then rebounding of it's
>electron limit. But Dark Matter would have to retain it's Protons and Electrons in a
>Highly compacted state so that it would have a lot of potential energy waiting to
>rebound out and create energy of some sort.
You would have two very strong forces in equilibrium, gravity versus
weak nuclear force. If you could suppress, even partially, the
gravitational force, then neutrons would fly out in all directions.
This is similar to Larry Niven's device which temporarily suppresses
negative charges causing matter to disintegrate.
Otherwise, Neutronium, being the end result of billions of years of
extreme exothermic nuclear reactions would have very little energy
left. Considering that the Planet Express ship has artificial gravity,
and Fry did complain the gravity in Luna Park was phony, we can assume
that by the year 3000, they can create gravity. It is a small stretch
from there to the assumption that they can suppress gravity as well.
There is one catch 22 in all this. If they can suppress gravity, there
would be little need for fuel, since accelerating in zero G requires
relatively little energy. Unless the energy is need for the gravity
suppression itself.
All this is assuming that a wizard didn't do it.
--Larry
Ostap Bender
inherent
>to the way Ice crystals form with so much space between Molecules. But when
your
>talking about super-dense compounds your talking about Crystaline structures
>where the atoms are close to the (Can't think of the term. When an atom is as
>close as possabe to another atom without violating Pauli's exclusion
principle,
I think you're still confused.
Packing of atoms can't ever possibly be as tight as packing of
particles
WITHIN the atom. So super density is much more likely to be achieved by
making
atoms bigger. Which doesn't look too far fetched - physicists have found
that
after the initial drop of stability of transuranic elements with increase of
atomic number there's a definite trend of increase in stability. There are
specilations about stable elements with atomic number 200 and on.
And these big atoms can have weak interactions, thus not excluding the
possibility of liquid super-dense matter.
Now bringing atoms closer - that's not something you can feasibly do.
Here's an example for you - diamond has one of the (if not THE) tightest
atom
packing achievable. Yet it's density is mere 3.5. Mercury, being a liquid,
has
a density of 13. See the differense atom size makes?
Mike Zaite
Or it was intended as a joke because it was coming out of the mouth of a crazy
old man.
doug holverson
> From: Mike Zaite <za...@earthlink.net>
> Organization: CHUCK 5 Studios
> Reply-To: za...@tmbg.org
> Newsgroups: alt.tv.futurama
> Date: Sat, 10 Mar 2001 21:03:29 GMT
> Subject: Re: A Great Day for a Great Futurama
>
Absolutely!
DGH
Mike Zaite
But these are examples of regular matter. Dark Matter would most likely be an
exotic matter. It wouldn't work on the same principles that govern normal matter.
Perhaps it generates a Graviton like short distance particle that causes it to
compress itself down and increase it's density beyond that of a crystal matrix. I
mean when you think about it Hg or C still have a lot of empty space between
atoms. Perhaps there's less space between energy levels in the electron shell's
that allow more matter to fill a given space. But I think the biggest problem here
is your trying to rationalise it with real physics where as im am trying to find a
thechnobabel solution that everyone can enjoy.
Ostap Bender
>> has
>> a density of 13. See the differense atom size makes?
>
>But these are examples of regular matter. Dark Matter would most likely be an
>exotic matter.
Actually, it's even better - it's a fictional matter.
>that allow more matter to fill a given space. But I think the biggest problem
here
>is your trying to rationalise it with real physics where as im am trying to
find a
>thechnobabel solution that everyone can enjoy.
It's all technobable. Mine is just as BS as yours. And I enjoyed it.
Didn't you?
Mike Zaite
Indoubidoubly{sic?}my good man!
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| Indoubidoubly{sic?}my good man!
Indubitably.
Holy crap, I spelled it right. Even looked it up in a dictionary to make
sure the spellchucker hadn't made a mistake.
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OmegaMan
It was such an obvious Prof. Farnsworth blooper that I had to laugh.
I didn't want to. But I did anyway.