Bye For Now, You Losers...
blue...@prodigy.net
Dear boring lurkers, and the rest of s.c.s.,
I am about to go on an extended break from this silly place for
business and personal reasons.
A new product I am offereing at the lab has really taken off, and I'm
the only one who can do it. That leaves very little time available to
insult you people, so I will hand the torch over to someone else who
is willing to flame the newbies.
I also would like to spend more time working on a book I am writing,
(that will never be published) and I figure I would be about five
chapters further along if it weren't for you potato heads.
If anyone would like to waste a half hour of their life that they will
never get back, the raw work in progress can be viewed and snickered
at by following this link:
http://pages.prodigy.net/bluewhale/louie.html
So, thanks for the fun, and I'll probably be back sometime in the
summer when the workload eases...
Jon Croft
blue...@prodigy.net
~wedding-services~ UK
Your erudite topical conversation will forever be spoken off, in hushed
whispers thru out the Interneto
--
d@vid @llison
~wedding-service~ UK
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<blue...@prodigy.net> wrote in message
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Moses Lambert
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>
> Dear boring lurkers, and the rest of s.c.s.,
>
> I am about to go on an extended break from this silly place for
> business and personal reasons.
>
> A new product I am offereing at the lab has really taken off, and I'm
> the only one who can do it.
Oh, now, cetacean, don't be so self-important. Anyone can mix up meth in a
kitchen sink.
That leaves very little time available to
> insult you people, so I will hand the torch
Better get rid of that torch right away - open flames around acetone whilst
brewing methamphetamine is a big no-no.
over to someone else who
> is willing to flame the newbies.
>
> I also would like to spend more time working on a book I am writing,
> (that will never be published) and I figure I would be about five
> chapters further along if it weren't for you potato heads.
>
> If anyone would like to waste a half hour of their life that they will
> never get back, the raw work in progress can be viewed and snickered
> at by following this link:
>
> http://pages.prodigy.net/bluewhale/louie.html
>
> So, thanks for the fun, and I'll probably be back sometime in the
> summer when the workload eases...
>
Hmm. Well, I'll take a chance on it, but I hope you remembered to use your
spell-check in this "offereing."
--
Moses Lambert
Attn ECHELON: weapons-grade plutonium; anthrax; Waco; Ruby Ridge; First
Amendment; Second Amendment; Clinton (pick one) assassination; Columbine;
fully-automatic
Linda S. Cummings
blue...@prodigy.net wrote in message
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>
>
>Dear boring lurkers, and the rest of s.c.s.,
You talkin' to us, arsewipe?
>I am about to go on an extended break from this silly place for
>business and personal reasons.
Oh right , business and personal reasons...is that code for "My wife is
threatening to leave me if I don't do some work?"
>A new product I am offereing at the lab has really taken off, and I'm
>the only one who can do it. That leaves very little time available to
>insult you people, so I will hand the torch over to someone else who
>is willing to flame the newbies.
Of course, Jon, make it look like you're indispensable. If you'd hire
someone that speaks English and doesn't have to hide from the athourities
maybe you wouldn't be in this predicament.
>I also would like to spend more time working on a book I am writing,
>(that will never be published) and I figure I would be about five
>chapters further along if it weren't for you potato heads.
You'd be even further along if you'd learn to type with all your fingers.
Hunt and peck is not a timely way to write "The Great American Novel".
>If anyone would like to waste a half hour of their life that they will
>never get back, the raw work in progress can be viewed and snickered
>at by following this link:
>
>http://pages.prodigy.net/bluewhale/louie.html
This better not be more of those nudie pics you've been trying to get me to
critique for the last six months.
Nobody wants to see your twig and berries.
>
>So, thanks for the fun, and I'll probably be back sometime in the
>summer when the workload eases...
That's code for....I'll be back when I get my wife off my case and at least
two of my employee's finish their "English as a second language"course.
>
We'll be missing you, ya big lug.
Get a life, Jon.
Linda
Maggie Stewart-Grant
> business and personal reasons.
>
> the only one who can do it. That leaves very little time available to
> insult you people, so I will hand the torch over to someone else who
> is willing to flame the newbies.
>
> (that will never be published) and I figure I would be about five
> chapters further along if it weren't for you potato heads.
>
> never get back, the raw work in progress can be viewed and snickered
> at by following this link:
>
> http://pages.prodigy.net/bluewhale/louie.html
>
> summer when the workload eases...
>
> blue...@prodigy.net
I cannot believe you are posting it on the net. And yes, it will be
published. God, Jon! <sigh> What *am* I going to do with you!!!
~M.
Maggie Stewart-Grant
>
> <blue...@prodigy.net> wrote in message
> news:3869bf47...@news.prodigy.net...
> >
> >
> > I am about to go on an extended break from this silly place for
> > business and personal reasons.
> >
> > A new product I am offereing at the lab has really taken off, and I'm
> > the only one who can do it.
>
> kitchen sink.
>
> > insult you people, so I will hand the torch
>
> brewing methamphetamine is a big no-no.
>
> > is willing to flame the newbies.
> >
> > I also would like to spend more time working on a book I am writing,
> > (that will never be published) and I figure I would be about five
> > chapters further along if it weren't for you potato heads.
> >
> > If anyone would like to waste a half hour of their life that they will
> > never get back, the raw work in progress can be viewed and snickered
> > at by following this link:
> >
> > http://pages.prodigy.net/bluewhale/louie.html
> >
> > So, thanks for the fun, and I'll probably be back sometime in the
> > summer when the workload eases...
> >
> spell-check in this "offereing."
> --
> Moses Lambert
> Attn ECHELON: weapons-grade plutonium; anthrax; Waco; Ruby Ridge; First
> Amendment; Second Amendment; Clinton (pick one) assassination; Columbine;
> fully-automatic
When it comes to something I believe is a worthy venture, all the
smartass remarks just piss me off. Maybe a good time for me to go back
to work and forget about being here, myself.
~M.
Jorgen Junker
>If anyone would like to waste a half hour of their life that they will
>never get back, the raw work in progress can be viewed and snickered
>at by following this link:
>
>http://pages.prodigy.net/bluewhale/louie.html
>
Hey BW! It's got best-seller written all over it! Can't you just email me
the bits as you finish them? Have fun, Kj
ian.s...@dial.pipex.com
blue...@prodigy.net :
>
>
>Dear boring lurkers, and the rest of s.c.s.,
>
>I am about to go on an extended break from this silly place for
>business and personal reasons.
going to the place that whales go when they're in a huff !
>
>
>A new product I am offereing at the lab has really taken off,
>and I'm the only one who can do it.
smarty-pants and deserved the rank, yah, boo, sucks.
But keep your rotten old officers mess, I've got a bigger
and better mess than you have !
(this last is true ! Have you ever seen whale poo ??)
>
>
>That leaves very little time available to insult you people,
of my famous insult posts, something to do with age and
deterioration and degradation of my brain cell .
Note to Newbies -
(when he had two brain cells, he could be quite witty)
(not charming !!! just witty !)
>
>
>so I will hand the torch over to someone else who
>is willing to flame the newbies.
MacRobert is an obvious contender. The only problem is
that he insists on having them for dinner after the event.
>
>
>I also would like to spend more time working on a book I am writing,
>(that will never be published)
Not if Perfidious Alban Publishing has anything to do with it !
That outline draft you sent to us was *disgusting* !!
And what a *stupid* name for a novel - "Fluke Back In Anger"
>
>
>and I figure I would be about five chapters further along if
>it weren't for you potato heads.
Potato Heads ? Very mild ! You in wind-down mode already ?
NtN
(it's actually better when he's in down-wind mode !)
>
>
>If anyone would like to waste a half hour of their life that they will
>never get back, the raw work in progress can be viewed and snickered
>at by following this link:
>
>http://pages.prodigy.net/bluewhale/louie.html
>
Is this it ?? You writing a trilogy (three chapters) ?
Thought this great work was destined to be the Murkin equivalent
of
Toystall's, "Whaur's ma piece ?"
or
Gibber's, "Guys and Dolls at the Holy Roman Empire (Leicester Square)"
or
Jenkin's, "Who Et the Wean ?"
>
>
>So, thanks for the fun,
Too late for honey coated words now !
We *know* you don't mean them ! Go !
>
>
>I'll probably be back sometime in the summer when the workload eases...
Typical twist in the tail, he's only going for a couple of months !
-- The Despicable Stewart (Col)
-- Perfidious Alban
-- http://www.scs.informer.ukgateway.net/
THreeBoaRS
>Dear boring lurkers, and the rest of s.c.s.,
Well, at least he got me right...
>I am about to go on an extended break from this silly place for
>business and personal reasons.
Ahh, mating season!
>A new product I am offereing at the lab has really taken off, and I'm
>the only one who can do it.
Ripping off your employees ideas *is* an American corporate tradition.
>That leaves very little time available to
>insult you people, so I will hand the torch over to someone else who
>is willing to flame the newbies.
Time to re-read Don Rickles' Instructional Guide, eh?
>I also would like to spend more time working on a book I am writing,
>(that will never be published) and I figure I would be about five
>chapters further along if it weren't for you potato heads.
Shameless, pitiful attempt to get Maggie's heartstrings 'atwinging.
>If anyone would like to waste a half hour of their life that they will
>never get back, the raw work in progress can be viewed and snickered
>at by following this link:
>http://pages.prodigy.net/bluewhale/louie.html
::::getting into snicker mode:::::
>So, thanks for the fun, and I'll probably be back sometime in the
>summer when the workload eases...
>
>
> Jon Croft
> blue...@prodigy.net
>
Back atcha, you big, blubbery buffoon. Cya soon.
-------------------
"Everybody is ignorant. Only on different subjects."
- Will Rogers
Maggie Stewart-Grant
>
<trimmed carefully and neatly>
> >I also would like to spend more time working on a book I am writing,
> >(that will never be published) and I figure I would be about five
> >chapters further along if it weren't for you potato heads.
>
> Shameless, pitiful attempt to get Maggie's heartstrings 'atwinging.
Well, now he doesn't have to do that. He knows how much I love him! ;-)
>
> >If anyone would like to waste a half hour of their life that they will
> >never get back, the raw work in progress can be viewed and snickered
> >at by following this link:
>
> >http://pages.prodigy.net/bluewhale/louie.html
> ::::getting into snicker mode:::::
Drives me crazy when he refers to it as wasting time, and yes, I am very
sensitive about good writers' work. I was shocked at the other posters'
remarks here, until I realised it was bollocks. <G>
> Back atcha, you big, blubbery buffoon. Cya soon.
Had to read that twice. Thought you said "blueberry"!
;-)
~M.
John Mitchell
Linda S. Cummings <thist...@worldnet.att.net> wrote in message
> blue...@prodigy.net wrote in message
>Dear boring lurkers, and the rest of s.c.s.,
>
I see your still fighting the battle, Aye Linda.
Just wanted to drop you a wee note to say H/NY!
I'm moving to Edinburgh in Feb to play with the world famous
Edinburgh Police Pipe Band, or Lothian Borders as thier known Now.
It has always been a boyhood dream of mine to play with one of the big bands
over there.
BTW My wee band here in Niagara Falls placed 5th at the Worlds last Aug. in
Glasgow
anyway, hope alls well
cheers
John
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Micheil
<sunn...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>Linda S. Cummings <thist...@worldnet.att.net> wrote in message
>> blue...@prodigy.net wrote in message
>>Dear boring lurkers, and the rest of s.c.s.,
>>
>> You talkin' to us, arsewipe?
>
>I see your still fighting the battle, Aye Linda.
>
>Just wanted to drop you a wee note to say H/NY!
>
>I'm moving to Edinburgh in Feb to play with the world famous
>Edinburgh Police Pipe Band, or Lothian Borders as thier known Now.
>It has always been a boyhood dream of mine to play with one of the big bands
>over there.
>
>BTW My wee band here in Niagara Falls placed 5th at the Worlds last Aug. in
>Glasgow
>
That's really brilliant! Congratulations!
- měcheil
- innis dhomh sgéile mu 'n Thěr nan Ňg......
John Mitchell
> On Sat, 1 Jan 2000 05:35:48 -0500, "John Mitchell"
> <sunn...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >
> >I see your still fighting the battle, Aye Linda.
> >
> >Just wanted to drop you a wee note to say H/NY!
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