He left you a Baggin: Bad LoTR Captions
Banazir the Jedi Hobbit
http://users3.ev1.net/~eekfrenzy/captionspage/badfotrcaptionsx.html
We laughed so much, it added years to our lives.
Second, thanks to Mirabella and Joy for their contributions!
Now, here's the compleat (to date) compendium of LoTR (TTT/RoTK) ones
that some have written to me for. The new ones are at the end.
A New Odor is Rising
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MIRABELLA: I hope they 'do' TTT soon...
BANAZIR: Theodred will be mourned as "Son of Theodred" and Eowyn will
be called Theoden on occasion.
JOY: No, she'll be called *Aragorn*... And so will Eomer. And Merry
and Pip will get carried around by an ant. Ooh, I wanna see the
battle of Hen's Dip.
BANAZIR: Yes! Yes! Hahaha...
On the plus side, Faramir will be noble again.
FARAMIR: I can't not let you hoppits go to enemy
and we'll get to see the Glittering Caves:
GANDALF: The defenses have to cold.
ARAGORN: They will cold.
and mazbe even Minas Vegas:
GANDALF: 300 Liza Minelli walk this earth, and now I have no time.
TREEBEARD: We have decided you are not ox
MIRABELLA: The ox might swamp all over the hoppits....
JOY: Knot while I'M the heir of Condo!! (Hey, Legolas gets to be one,
why shouldn't AYE be?)
ARAGORN: We cracked a bang of arrows high, westwards cross planes.
EOMER: Look four your fringe, but don't not trust two hop!
BANAZIR:
EOMER: It is for shaking these ants.
JOY:
GALADRIEL: There is not why we can't do Frodo. The quest will maim
his wife.
BANAZIR: To say nothing of what it will do to the young captain of
Condo...
THEODEN: When last I looked, I was the king of Roman.
ARWEN: The grace of the valley protect you.
JOY: Ooh ooh, I can't wait till RotK comes oot... to see Frodo with
the light of Eden dune, and his trusty sort Stink, and lal the oxen!!
And mazbe they'll show us mee threat gates. Scary noodles!!
BANAZIR: That's it! And the Ram's Echo, and the Rats' Diner...
WITCH-KING: ... he will not slay thee in thy turn, but bear thee
away to the Houses of Lamination...
DENETHOR: Come here, if you be not all recreating!
Theoden's funeral song "out of dark, out of life, unto long gory"
might actually not be that far off...
ARAGORN: In this place I will abide, and my hair, until the ending
of the girl.
You are catching on!
JOY:
EOWYN: Tofu... Tofu have returned...? (at Hen's Dip)
BANAZIR:
And fro the extended edition, we might see a cameo by Huor.
(That's the THIRD Prophecy of Mandos at work there.)
JOY:
FRODO: I don't not choose now to do what I came to do!
I won't not do this did!! The wing is mine!!
BANAZIR:
SARUMAN: The world is changing. Who now has the strength to stand
against the armies if I send guard and motor? To stand against the
might of Legolas and Sauron in the onion of the two towels?
Together, my lord Sauron, we shall rue this Middle-earth. The old
world will burn in the fires of English trees, forests will fall, a
new odor will rise. We will drive the machine of war with the sword
and the spear and the iron foot of the ox. We have only to
remove those who oppose us. It will begin in Roman. Too long have
this pheasant stood against you, but no more. Roman, my lord, is
ready to fall.
(Apparently Gibbon was right!)
FARAMIR: What does the king command?
ARAGORN: Walk no more in shadow, do not wake! You are weary.
Rest a while, and make food, and be ready when I return.
(Which is what happens when you patrol Eriador too long.)
IORETH: The hands of king are hands of killer!
JOY:
FARAMIR: Men of Condo! Here now the stew of realm! Hold!
One come to claim the king's ship! Here Aragorn son of Aragorn,
chief Dune dines of armor, captain of the ghosts of the west,
barer of star of the north, wheeler of the sword reformed,
victorious in baggin, who's hands bring killing, the self stoned,
of lesser line of valley, senator's son, Ellen's son of new men,
or shall he king and enter City and dwell dare?
BANAZIR: (And they cried forth with one voice...) YAY!
Many partings: bye. bye. bye-bye.
SAM sits and takes ELANOR on his lap.
SAM: Well, my back.
- THE END... ? -
--
Banazir
(don't do me anything * i'm natural)
Onkel Ond
I nearly died laughing... give a warning the next time willya?
Excellent!
/Uncle Evil
Banazir the Jedi Hobbit
> Banazir the Jedi Hobbit wrote:
>> First, a hearty THANKS to the inspired person who made this web
page:
>> http://users3.ev1.net/~eekfrenzy/captionspage/badfotrcaptionsx.html
>>
>> We laughed so much, it added years to our lives.
> Mwaaaahahahahahaaaaaaaaa
> I nearly died laughing... give a warning the next time willya?
I did! See above - I din't saz that it walays adds a positive number
of yeats! >-)
> Excellent!
Thank first and foremost the maker(s) of the Frenzy page:
http://users3.ev1.net/~eekfrenzy/
and second Joy-Joy, who added a lot of teunce (especially Faramir's
speech, which combines lal the best of the garbling)!
> /Uncle Evil
Ooh, are you Ojevind's eViol twin?
--
Banazir
(Forge by the Dark Lord Sauron. Men doomed)
Banazir the Jedi Hobbit
> Mwaaaahahahahahaaaaaaaaa
> I nearly died laughing... give a warning the next time willya?
> Excellent!
>
> /Uncle Evil
Being a "stupid fat Googler" I dunno if this will reach you afore
Michael O'Neill's imposing presence is upon you, but here goes. :-)
We recommend that you trim your posts when replying, and remember to
post below quoted text (rather than top-post). Thank you!
--
Banazir
Onkel Ond
> Being a "stupid fat Googler" I dunno if this will reach you afore
> Michael O'Neill's imposing presence is upon you, but here goes. :-)
>
> We recommend that you trim your posts when replying, and remember to
> post below quoted text (rather than top-post). Thank you!
Sure thing!
/Uncle Evil
Jereeza
+0100, "Onkel Ond" <jafj_...@hotmail.PUNKTUM.com> decided
to release into cyberspace:
>Mwaaaahahahahahaaaaaaaaa
>I nearly died laughing... give a warning the next time willya?
>Excellent!
I'm crying... I'm crying...
Ooooooh thank you guys!!!
Cheers,
Mia
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kbrors
> Mwaaaahahahahahaaaaaaaaa
> I nearly died laughing... give a warning the next time willya?
> Excellent!
>
> /Uncle Evil
>
> Banazir the Jedi Hobbit wrote:
> > First, a hearty THANKS to the inspired person who made this web page:
> > http://users3.ev1.net/~eekfrenzy/captionspage/badfotrcaptionsx.html
> >
> > We laughed so much, it added years to our lives.
Me too...........I have just been laughing so much tears were running down
my face!! There is one for TTT on Ringbearer.org and various other sites!
Also very funny!!
Kirsten
Banazir the Jedi Hobbit
> Onkel Ond replied:
>> Banazir toasted:
>>> First, a hearty THANKS to the inspired person who made this web page:
>>> http://users3.ev1.net/~eekfrenzy/captionspage/badfotrcaptionsx.html
>>> We laughed so much, it added years to our lives.
>>
>> Mwaaaahahahahahaaaaaaaaa
>> I nearly died laughing... give a warning the next time willya?
>> Excellent!
>>
>> /Uncle Evil
>
> Me too...........I have just been laughing so much tears were running down
> my face!! There is one for TTT on Ringbearer.org and various other sites!
> Also very funny!!
Hey, it's back!
(It's been behind a password for a while.)
Excellent.
--
Banazir
Joy
> >>> http://users3.ev1.net/~eekfrenzy/captionspage/badfotrcaptionsx.html
> Hey, it's back!
> (It's been behind a password for a while.)
> Excellent.
YAY!!!!!!!
-joy (trying to get into the top 10...)