sayings 4

[SWE...@esoc.bitnet]

Sex discriminates against the shy and ugly.
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
She loves you as much as she can, which is not very much.
She sells cshs by the cshore.
She who hesitates is won.
Sheep are best!
Shift to the left! Shift to the right! Pop up, push down! Byte, byte, byte!
Shine on, you crazy diamond!
Short circuits got no reason to live.
Show respect for age. Drink good scotch for a change.
Show your affection, which will probably meet with pleasant response.
Show your appreciation for your lover by surprising him/her with a small gift.
Shower the people you love with your love. Shower with the people you love.
Sight is a faculty; seeing is an art.
Sign up now for the summarizing Proust competition!
Simple pleasures are the last refuge of the complex.
Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all.
Sir, it's very possible this asteroid is not stable.
Small change can often be found under seat cushions.
Small things make base men proud.
Smile! You're on Candid Camera.
Smile, tomorrow will be worse.
Snow and adolescence are the only problems that go away if ignored long enough.
Snow day--stay home.
So many men, so many opinions; every one his own way.
So you're back.
Social innovations tend to the level of minimum tolerable well-being.
Society is a mule, not a car; if pressed harder, it will kick and throw you off.
Some men are discovered; others are found out.
Some people cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
Some people fall for everything and stand for nothing.
Some rise by sin and some by virtue fall.
Some things have to be believed to be seen.
Somehow, somewhere along the line, this town lost its pride.
Someone close to you is taking advantage of your trust.
Someone is speaking well of you. How unusual!
Someone is unenthusiastic about your work.
Someone whom you reject today, will reject you tomorrow.
Someone will try to honk your nose today.
Something's rotten in the state of Denmark.
Somewhere in the quisling clinic there's a shorthand typist taking seconds of m
Sooner or later, the worst possible set of circumstances is bound to occur.
Sorry. Nice try.
Sorry, no fortune this time.
Spend enough time confirming the need and the need will disappear.
Spock: We suffered 23 casualties in that attack, Captain.
SPQR - what every Roman always knew: Small Profit Quick Return!
Standing on head makes smile of frown, but rest of face also upside down.
State Farm? Guard dogs?
Statistics are no substitute for judgement.
Statistics are used as a drunk uses lampposts--for support, not illumination.
Stay away from flying saucers today.
Steer clear of incorrect forms of verbs that have snuck in the language.
Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.
Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
Strike while the iron is hot.
Succumb to natural tendencies. Be hateful and boring.
suffixing, or other alterings.
Supercompetence is more objectionable than incompetence.
Support your local church. Worship at Bank of America.
Surly grammarians insist that all words ending in "ly" are adverbs.
Survival of the species is everyone's business.
Swap read error. You lose your mind.
Sweet April showers do spring May flowers.
System checkpoint complete.
System going down at 1:45 this afternoon for disk crashing.
System restarting, wait.
Systems programmers are the high priests of a low cult.
Tact is the unsaid part of what you're thinking.
Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
Take the bull by the hand and avoid mixed metaphors.
Take what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof.
Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
Talkers are no good doers.
Tallulah Bankhead barged down the Nile last night as Cleopatra and sank.
Tanstaafl.
Taxpayers don't have to take a civil service exam to work for the government.
Thank you for observing all safety precautions.
That must be wonderful! I don't understand it at all.
That that is is not that that is not.
The abuse of greatness is when it disjoins remorse from power.
The adverb always follows the verb.
The amount of work done varies inversely with the time spent in the office.
The attacker must vanquish; the defender need only survive.
The basis of optimism is sheer terror.
The best prophet of the future is the past.
The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.
The better part of valor is discretion.
The bigger the theory, the better.
The Bozos are coming.
The brain works from the moment of birth until you stand up to speak in public.
The cart has no place where a fifth wheel could be used.
The coast was clear.
The days just before marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book.
The descent to Hades is the same from every place.
The die is cast.
The difficult we do today; the impossible takes a little longer.
The disks are getting full; purge a file today.
The early worm gets eaten first ...
The earth is like a tiny grain of sand, only much, much heavier.
The fashion wears out more apparel than the man.
The first myth of management is that it exists.
The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.
The fortune '$ rm -r $HOME' could be extremely unsettling!!
The future is a myth created by insurance salesmen and high school counselors.
The future is bright in affairs of the heart.
The future is not what it used to be. (It never was.)
The future lies ahead.
The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn't been asleep.
The grave of Karl Marx is just another communist plot.
The greatest griefs are those we cause ourselves.
The greatest remedy for anger is delay.
The hand that kindles cannot quench the flame.
The heart is wiser than the intellect.
The honeymoon is that short period of doting between dating and debting.
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
The idle mind knows not what it is it wants.
The ink with which all history is written is merely fluid prejudice.
The last person who said that, God rest his soul, lived to regret it.
The last vestiges of the old Republic have been swept away.
The life which is unexamined is not worth living.
The light of a hundred stars does not equal the light of the moon.
The longest part of the journey is said to be the passing of the gate.
The luck that is ordained for you will be coveted by others.
The man who has never been flogged has never been taught.
The man who raises a fist has run out of ideas.
The man who runs may fight again.
The meek shall inherit the earth. They are too weak to refuse.
The minute a man is convinced that he is interesting, he isn't.
The moon is made of green cheese.
The more the merrier.
The more things change, the more they'll never be the same again.
The most harmful error has not yet been discovered in your program.
The most hopelessly stupid man is he who is not aware that he is wise.
The naked truth of it is, I have no shirt.
The next six days are dangerous.
The obvious answer is always overlooked.
The only rose without thorns is friendship.
The only thing constant is change.
The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
The only thing wrong with doing nothing is that you never know when you're done.
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it.
The other line moves faster.
The pen is mightier than the pencil.
The perfect guest is one who makes his host feel at home.
The person you rejected yesterday could make you happy, if you say yes.
The plural of spouse is spice.
The proof of the pudding is in the eating.
The ripest fruit falls first.
The road to Hades is easy to travel.
The road to hell is paved with NAND gates.
The Romans would never have had time to conquer the world if they had been obli
The shifts of Fortune test the reliability of friends.
The smallest worm will turn being trodden on.
The solution to a problem changes the nature of the problem.
The star of riches is shining upon you.
The tigers of wrath are wiser than the horses of instruction.
The time is right to make new friends.
The Tree of Learning bears the noblest fruit, but noble fruit tastes bad.
The two great tragedies in life: not getting what one wants and getting it.
The universe is all a spinoff of the Big Bang.
The universe is laughing behind your back.
The very remembrance of my former misfortune proves a new one to me.
The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
The weed of crime bears bitter fruit.
The whole world is a tuxedo and you are a pair of brown shoes.
The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.
The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast.
The world isn't worse. It's just that the news coverage is so much better.
The world wants to be deceived.
The worst form of failure is the failure to try.
The young wish to give their elders the full benefits of their inexperience.
Then you must be Don Francisco's sister!
There ain't no such thing as a free lunch.
There are fortunes that mention the word 'umbrella' for no apparent reason.
There are moments when art attains almost to the dignity of manual labor.
There are more horses' asses in this world than there are horses.
There are more old drunkards than old doctors.
There are more ways into the woods than out.
There are more ways of killing a cat than choking her with cream.
There are no giant crabs in here, Frank.
There are two instruments worse than a clarinet. Two clarinets.
There is a bear following you around.
There is always an easier way to do it.
There is always one more bug.
There is always someone worse off than yourself.
There is always something new out of Africa.
There is an easy answer to your problem that is neat, plausible, and wrong.
There is an exception to all laws.
There is danger in delaying, good fortune in acting.
There is life after death: in Cleveland, people are still allowed to vote.
There is much Obi-Wan did not tell you.
There is never time to do it right, but always time to do it over.
There is news.
There is no devil; it's God when he's drunk.
There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear.
There is no grief which time does not lessen and soften.
There is no royal road to geometry.
There is no security on this earth. There is only opportunity.
There is no such thing as a little garlic.
There is no time like the present to postpone what you ought to be doing.
There is nothing more silly than a silly laugh.
There is nothing so easy that it becomes difficult when done with reluctance.
There is only one way to kill capitalism--by taxes, taxes, and more taxes.
There is very little future in being right when your boss is wrong.
There isn't room enough in this dress for both of us.
There will be big changes for you but you will be happy.
There's at least one fool in every married couple.
There's small choice in rotten apples.
There's so much to say but your eyes keep interrupting me.
They have been at a great feast of languages, and stolen the scraps.
Things are not always what they seem.
Things past redress and now with me past care.
Things will be brighter tonight. A cop will shine a light in your face.
Things won't get any better, so get used to it.
Things work better when plugged in.
Think twice before speaking. But don't say "think think click click".
Thinly sliced cabbage.
This afternoon is favorable for romance. Try a single person for a change.
This fortune every third, but it still comprehensible.
This fortune intentionally left blank.
This fortune is inoperative. Please try another.
This fortune is owned and operated by Frobazz Magic Co., Ltd.
This fortune will not come true.
This is a good day for overcoming obstacles. Try a steeplechase.
This is Betty Frenel. I don't know who to call but I can't reach my Food-a-hol
This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message; I'll get back to
This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message; I'll get back to
This is Maria, Liberty Bail Bonds. Your client, Todd Lieman, skipped out and h
This is the Baron. Angel Martin tells me you buy information. Ok, meet me at o
This is the day for firm decisions! Or is it?
This night methinks is but the daylight sick.
This place has everything.
This sentance has threee errors.
This sentence contains ten words, eighteen syllables, and sixty-four letters.
This sentence no verb.
This system will self-destruct in five minutes.
This unit ... must ... survive.
This was the most unkindest cut of all.
Those of you who think you know everything are annoying those of us who do.
Those who can, do; those who can't, teach; those who can't teach, teach gym.
Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
Thou hast seen nothing yet.
Time as he grows old teaches all things.
Time flies like arrow; fruit flies like banana.
Time is nature's way of making sure everything doesn't happen at once.
Time is the most valuable thing a man can spend.
tion can be avoided by rereading and editing.
To add insult to injury.
To all virgins: thanks for nothing.
To be wise, the only thing you need to know is when to say "I don't know."
To climb the ladder of success you must get through the crowd at the bottom.
To criticize the incompetent is easy; it is more difficult to criticize the com
To do nothing is to be nothing.
To do two things at once is to do neither.
To err is human, to forgive is out of the question.
To find out a girl's faults, praise her to her girl friends.
To give happiness is to deserve happiness.
To have died once is enough.
To iterate is human; to recurse, divine.
To keep your friends, treat them kindly; to kill them, treat them often.
To laugh at men of sense is the privilege of fools.
To light a candle is to cast a shadow.
To love is good, love being difficult.
To refuse praise is to seek praise twice.
To save a single life is better than to build a seven story pagoda.
To see a need and wait to be asked, is to already refuse.
To study a subject best, understand it thoroughly before you start.
To the landlord belong the doorknobs.
To use violence is to already be defeated.
Today is a bad day to give to charity.
Today is a good day for you to jump in a lake.
Today is a good day to bribe a high-ranking official.
Today is the last day of your life so far.
Toothache tends to start on Saturday night.
Traveling through hyperspace isn't like dusting crops, boy.
Treat each new situation as though it's a crisis.
Treat your friend as if he might become an enemy.
Troglodytism does not necessarily imply a low cultural level.
Troubled day for beautiful wealthy virgins over 16 living in eucalyptus trees.
True happiness will be found only in true love.
Truth is hard to find and harder to obscure.
Try the Moo Shu Pork. It is especially good today.
Try to divide your time evenly to keep others happy.
Try to value useful qualities in one who loves you.
Trying to establish voice contact--please yell into keyboard.
tte. We aren't going to call again; now you want these free lessons or what?
Two heads are better than one.
Two rights don't make a wrong, they make an airplane.
u're no longer licensed as an investigator.
UFO's are real. The Air Force doesn't exist.
Under every stone lurks a politician.
Undetectable errors are infinite; detectable errors by definition are finite.
Unix soit qui mal y pense.
Unqualified superlatives are the worst of all.
Up your accumulator.
Use the semicolon properly, always use it where it is appropriate; and never wh
Verbs has to agree with their subjects.
Vini, vidi, vici.
Violence is the last recourse of the incompetent.
Visit beautiful Vergas, Minnesota.
Visit beautiful Wisconsin Dells.
Vote Anarchist.
Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
Wait for that wisest of all counselors, Time.
Walk softly and carry a big stick.
War is the last refuge of incompetent statesmen.
War spares not the brave, but the cowardly.
Warranty and guaranty clauses are voided by payment of the invoice.
Was it a car or a cat I saw?
Waste not fresh tears over old griefs.
Waste not, get your budget cut next year.
Watch out for low flying seagulls.
Watch your mouth, kid, or you'll find yourself floating home.
We all live in a state of ambitious poverty.
We are not a clone.
We are not alone.
We are the knights who say, "NIE!"
We cannot do everything at once, but we can do something at once.
We don't really understand it, so we'll give it to the programmers.
We have to get organized!
We may be alone. We may not be alone. Either way, the thought is staggering.
We prefer to speak evil of ourselves rather than not speak of ourselves at all.
We promise according to our hopes, and perform according to our fears.
We secure our friends not by accepting favors but by doing them.
We'll be back to Nick Danger after this message.
We'll pivot at warp 2 and bring all tubes to bear, Mr. Sulu.
We're all over it, like a cheap suit.
Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
Welcome to The Machine.
Welcome to the Future! It's just starting now ...
Well begun is half done.
Wharbat darbid yarbou sarbay?
What a friend we have in cheeses.