Nosy Question You Probably Won't Answer
Beable van Polasm
> On Thu, 10 Aug 2000 15:22:32 -0500, Luke Breinig wrote:
> >abomination, as is the belief that "babies are beautiful." The human
> >species in general has the most repugnant offspring in the animal
> >kingdom.
>
> Go to our veterinarian's office and look in the jar containing the immense
> maggots that came out of our rescued kitten's ears, and if you can imagine
> them moving around you'll probably revise that to "in the vertebrate
> phyla."
OH I SEE WHERE YOU'RE LEADING!!! OH SURE MR "GLENN KNICKERBOCKER" IF THAT
*IS* YOUR *REAL* NAME! OH YEAH WHY DON'T YOU JUST TRY TO INSINUATE THAT
PLANKTON ARE UGLY!
WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, BUCK0!! PLANKTON ARE NOT ONLY THE MoST
BEAUTIFUL CRiTTERS ON THE PLANET, THEY ARE ALSO INTELLIGENT AND MAKE
WONDERFUL LOViNG PETS!
SO *BASH* *IT* *UP* *YOUR* *CAKEHOLE*!!!1!!
cheers
Beable van Polasm
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Joseph Michael Bay
>WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, BUCK0!! PLANKTON ARE NOT ONLY THE MoST
>BEAUTIFUL CRiTTERS ON THE PLANET, THEY ARE ALSO INTELLIGENT AND MAKE
>WONDERFUL LOViNG PETS!
>SO *BASH* *IT* *UP* *YOUR* *CAKEHOLE*!!!1!!
Mister Polasm! We here at the Society for Plankton Abuse PREVENTION
are SADDENED by your endorsement of BASHING PLANKTON UP CAKEHOLES a la
Richard GERE or something and must INSIST that you STOP CAKEHOLING
PLANKTON and/or CASTING POROSITY.
--
Joe Bay Slimeford University Physarum Biology
While nobody would volunteer to be a slime mold, a primitive species
without etiquette would scrape slime off the tiles in the bathroom, like
pigs who wade in dirt and slime, singing, "Try not to slip on slime!"
RC
van Polasm <bea...@my-deja.com> writes
>
>SO *BASH* *IT* *UP* *YOUR* *CAKEHOLE*!!!1!!
>
>Beable van Polasm
I'm sorry, but this is a British Isles and Ireland expression - cakehole
means mouth not asshole. The people from around these parts will be
reading this and associated articles and will be thinking, "What the
fu^h^h^h^hell are they going on about now?" If you had used Uncle Al's
phrase everything would have been all right.
If you want to see these articles as being truly funny. Reread them but
replace, "SO BASH IT UP YOUR CAKEHOLE" WITH " SO POUND SAND UP YOUR
ASS".
However, notwithstanding this fact, Beable is right, plankton possess
amongst their number some of the finest looking creatures that Abraham
Moses Iscariot ever produced.
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RC
Eurakarte
When you combine Beable van Polasm, a hedgehog and a car
battery, you get:
>WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, BUCK0!! PLANKTON ARE NOT ONLY
>THE MoST BEAUTIFUL CRiTTERS ON THE PLANET, THEY ARE ALSO
>INTELLIGENT AND MAKE WONDERFUL LOViNG PETS!
The Prince of Plankton hath instructed me to give you this
official proclamation: "If you do not release all the plankton
hostages you have been holding as "pets", then we, the country
of Planktonia will have no choice but to declare war on you."
And let me tell you as a citizen of Planktonia, you better
comply. We have all the latest technology on our side.
-------------------------------
//Eurakarte
Bow to the Prince of Plankton.
http://eurakarte.cjb.net
Joseph Michael Bay
>RC <r...@earthpoetry.demon.co.uk> writes:
>> In article <m3wvho8...@beable.van.polasm.optusnet.com.au>, Beable
>> van Polasm <bea...@my-deja.com> writes
>> >SO *BASH* *IT* *UP* *YOUR* *CAKEHOLE*!!!1!!
>> I'm sorry, but this is a British Isles and Ireland expression - cakehole
>> means mouth not asshole.
>Well DUH! The word "cakehole" is also used in Austria. Normally
>in "SHUT YOUR CAKEHOLE!".
Yeah, I must have confused it with "cornhole". But cake has
to come out somewhere, right?
Beable van Polasm
> In article <m3wvho8...@beable.van.polasm.optusnet.com.au>, Beable
> van Polasm <bea...@my-deja.com> writes
> >
> >SO *BASH* *IT* *UP* *YOUR* *CAKEHOLE*!!!1!!
>
> I'm sorry, but this is a British Isles and Ireland expression - cakehole
> means mouth not asshole.
Well DUH! The word "cakehole" is also used in Austria. Normally
in "SHUT YOUR CAKEHOLE!".
> The people from around these parts will be reading this and
> associated articles and will be thinking, "What the fu^h^h^h^hell
> are they going on about now?" If you had used Uncle Al's phrase
> everything would have been all right.
Huh? "KEEP IT OUT OF SCI.HCEM FOOLS!"??
> If you want to see these articles as being truly funny.
And they ARE! The ones *I* wrote are, anyway.
> Reread them but replace, "SO BASH IT UP YOUR CAKEHOLE" WITH " SO
> POUND SAND UP YOUR ASS".
The expression to which I was alluding is a favourite one of a
friend of mine. I didn't want to use it, because it is a bit
crude, a bit risque as they say in the movies. BUT YOU HAVE
FORCED ME TO POST... THE EXPRESSION!
BASH IT UP YOUR FCKUHOLE!
It looks like a typographical error has saved me from immense
crudity.
> However, notwithstanding this fact, Beable is right, plankton
> possess amongst their number some of the finest looking creatures
> that Abraham Moses Iscariot ever produced.
You batcha, BAY BEE!
cheers
Beable van Polasm
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Beable van Polasm
> I'm sorry, but this is a British Isles and Ireland expression
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention:
1. IT'S A PENINSULA!!!
2. Ireland is PART OF the British Peninsula.
If you weren't just PRETENDING to be from the UK, you would
KNOW that!
Beable van Polasm
> Beable van Polasm <bea...@my-deja.com> writes:
>
> >RC <r...@earthpoetry.demon.co.uk> writes:
> >> In article <m3wvho8...@beable.van.polasm.optusnet.com.au>, Beable
> >> van Polasm <bea...@my-deja.com> writes
>
> >> >SO *BASH* *IT* *UP* *YOUR* *CAKEHOLE*!!!1!!
>
> >> I'm sorry, but this is a British Isles and Ireland expression - cakehole
> >> means mouth not asshole.
>
> >Well DUH! The word "cakehole" is also used in Austria. Normally
> >in "SHUT YOUR CAKEHOLE!".
>
> Yeah, I must have confused it with "cornhole". But cake has
> to come out somewhere, right?
Out of the oven?
cheers
Beable van Polasm
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RC
grammatically incorrect to us, so I suggested another phrase, which they
might like to use.............."
[RC stops dead in his tracks, and stares, for a moment, at the next
section of text placed down by BVP]
"Eh up, here's another one!" he says.
In article <m3snsb5...@beable.van.polasm.optusnet.com.au>, Beable
van Polasm <bea...@my-deja.com> writes
>RC <r...@earthpoetry.demon.co.uk> writes:
>> I'm sorry, but this is a British Isles and Ireland expression
>
>Oh yeah, I forgot to mention:
>1. IT'S A PENINSULA!!!
>2. Ireland is PART OF the British Peninsula.
>If you weren't just PRETENDING to be from the UK, you would
>KNOW that!
>
>cheers
>Beable van Polasm
Oh yeah, there is something I would like to mention too. Austria is not
a continent, it is a big island surrounded by water. If you don't
believe me do a searchenginebombing using the phrase, "definition of a
big island surrounded by water" using Google - 10,376 hits. We know you
have an "outback" but if the country is so big where is the "outfront".
Another thing, consider this thread hacked-up, not by cafeteria-style
one-liners but by solid facts produced by the amateurish use of
searchenginebombing.
One more thing, I received a CD-writer yesterday and the actual writer
compartment/box was suspended in mid-air between the cardboard-packaging
sides by using sticky, transparent polythene. I don't know whether to
unwrap it and put it in my computer or send it to the new Tate Gallery
so they can put it on display.
--
Gloop!
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RC
David DeLaney
>> >Well DUH! The word "cakehole" is also used in Austria. Normally
>> >in "SHUT YOUR CAKEHOLE!".
>>
>> Yeah, I must have confused it with "cornhole". But cake has
>> to come out somewhere, right?
>
>Out of the oven?
Thus bringing us full circle; that's the end of Round 1. Round Two will
commence in -just- a few minutes here...
Dave "nothin' says lovin' like" DeLaney
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