Wackest Names in Hip Hop
Dani Sdao
know if many of these people are around anymore.
Bobby Jummy and The Critters
Clee & Drank-A-Lot
Control Machete
Dead Ends Alliance
E-Money Bags
Get Low Playaz
Keak da Sneak
The Mighty Mindbomb
Mr. Doctor
Penthouse Players Clique
Playa Fly
Project Playaz
Porn Theatre Ushers
Rowdy Rahz
Seff the Gaffla
Tear Da Clup Up Thugs
Three 6 Mafia
...and thank God The Roots are no longer
Square Roots
Got anymore?
d
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d is the one
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Spoonie Gee (egads!)
Brucie Bee (sounds a little homo to me)
Bill Blast and Vandy C (ditto)
Maestro Fresh-Wes
Granddaddy I.U.
Brainsick Mob (just awful!)
Pop Da Brown Hornet
Smiley Da Ghetto Child (has to be one of the worst!)
Mos Def (actually a pretty uncatchy name IMO)
and probably the wackest name ever...
Sir Mix-A-Lot
peas,
d
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dg...@FreeNet.Carleton.CA (Dani Sdao) wrote:
> It's 3 a.m and I'm bored. I got most of these names of OHHLA, and I
don't
> know if many of these people are around anymore.
>
> Bobby Jummy and The Critters
> Clee & Drank-A-Lot
> Control Machete
> Dead Ends Alliance
> E-Money Bags
> Get Low Playaz
> Keak da Sneak
> The Mighty Mindbomb
> Mr. Doctor
> Penthouse Players Clique
> Playa Fly
> Project Playaz
> Porn Theatre Ushers
> Rowdy Rahz
> Seff the Gaffla
> Tear Da Clup Up Thugs
> Three 6 Mafia
You left out a bunch. Who could forget the lyrical onslaught and
cavalcade of Source ads for none others than WHITE DAWG, the hardest
rapper to ever come out of Miami. Well, other than Luke, and Trick Daddy
and basically every other Miami rapper.
The WhoRidas is a wack-ass name too. Is it just me, or Saafir the ONLY
thing to care about in Hobo Junction?
All the BNTH rappers have wack-ass names. Layzie, Krayzie, Wish, Bizzy,
Flesh n', Stiffy..
Blinky Blink may take the cake as the all time shittiest. Ever notice
how as soon as Ma$e retired no one cared about his drag queen sister and
their stupid friends? (as if they did in the first place)
Dark Man X is a wack name too. Ever notice how many good emcees usually
have good names?
Drag-On is a stupid ass name, and the funny thing is, it pretty much
describes his fucking style, too..
Seff The Gaffla? Just keep reading it over and over, and try not to
laugh.
Young Soldierz sounds dumb as hell. But, I think Dinco D of L.O.N.S.
might have the wackest name ever.
Seff The Gaffla's #1 Fan,
Jordan Breen
Kemetic Queen
"The power of life and death is in the tongue..."
Fee
Number one for me has to be "DA tear da club up thugz".
Actaully, any names that use a "Z" in place of an "S" are
pretty wack.
Other's wack names include:
Mr. Eon
Lady Luck
Ice Cube, Ice-T, Vanilla Ice (generally anything with "ice" in it),
Orko The Sykotik Alien
+ any other name that follows the pattern: <first name> da <adjective>
<noun>
Big Noyd
Sporty Theives
Da Cella Dwellas
Puff Daddy
Master P, Slikk Da Shocker, Hot Boys (generally any names from No Limit and
Cash Money),
Cuban Link
+ anyone named after a middle-eastern dictator
+ anyone with "Lil" or "Big" as a prefix to their name
+ anyone with thier name tatooed on thier stomach
The dopest names are always the "simple" ones:
Juice
Evidence
Redman
Proof
Pete Rock
El-P
Slug
Common Sense
Black Thought
Sole
Planet Asia
Rasco
Pedestrian
Cage, etc......
Peace,
Fee
natt...@my-deja.com
also - remember- El-P may be dope, but El Producto is kinda of wack.
In the same case, Cella Dwellas have now shortened it to a not-great, but
better The Dwellas.
paz,
d
Big AL
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> Other's wack names include:
> + anyone with "Lil" or "Big" as a prefix to their name
Whats wrong with "Big"??
Big is best! U better not be mocking the one known as Big AL!
I think that i might have to revert back to "Amokachi" or even my real name
if the commencement of the name calling continues for much longer!
(or I could just tell my mum, and let her give me permission to bitch slap
you)
Big AL
H Dot Com
Names (hot):
Refletion Eternal (always)
Sadat X
Cali Agents
man... ther are way too many to list - on both sides.
Fee wrote in message <8kt0n9$h64$1...@nntp.itservices.ubc.ca>...
>Yeah, you hit on most of the ones I was thinking.
>Number one for me has to be "DA tear da club up thugz".
>Actaully, any names that use a "Z" in place of an "S" are
>pretty wack.
>
>Other's wack names include:
>Mr. Eon
>Lady Luck
>Ice Cube, Ice-T, Vanilla Ice (generally anything with "ice" in it),
>Orko The Sykotik Alien
>+ any other name that follows the pattern: <first name> da <adjective>
><noun>
>Big Noyd
>Sporty Theives
>Da Cella Dwellas
>Puff Daddy
>Master P, Slikk Da Shocker, Hot Boys (generally any names from No Limit and
>Cash Money),
>Cuban Link
>+ anyone named after a middle-eastern dictator
>+ anyone with "Lil" or "Big" as a prefix to their name
Aesop Da Visual Zodiac
e-Factor --->
One man's simple is another man's huh - David Stone, 1979
Energy ain't created or destroyed, it's changed - (Rakka) Iriscience of Dilated Peoples, 2000
natt...@my-deja.com
MEMPHIS BLEEK - god awful name.
Mellow Man Ace - (hahahaha)
Tone Loc - Wretched
also Psycho Les is a wack name, but comes off as dope because it's Les.
peas,
GoldenChild
The Mountain Bros.
Peanut Butter Wolf
Q-Tip
Phife Dawg
Chino XL
Ras Kass
Memphis Bleek
Beanie Siegel
Cocoa Bros.
Herb McGruff
Jake The Flake (the worst of the worst)
Goodie Mob
Ruff Ryders
Yaggfu Front
MC Eight
Percee-P
Tom Skeemask
Kingpin Skinny Pimp
Big Bear
Project Pat
Del The Funky Homosapien
Some of the dopest names are:
Ghostface Killa
Cormega
Outkast
Sixty Second Assasin
Scaramanga
Noreaga
Triple Seis
Black Thought
Sporty Thievz
Theiven Stealberg
Hear No Evil
Dead Poet Society
Organized Rhyme Family
Peace.
TJ Xenos
>Some of the dopest names are:
>Ghostface Killa
Definitely, Wu usually comes correct with relatively dope names except, Meth
IMO.
>Cormega
>Outkast
>Sixty Second Assasin
>Scaramanga
>Noreaga
Tragedy Khadafi is a pretty dope name too, tho capone is hopelessly wack.
>Triple Seis
>Black Thought
>Sporty Thievz
>Theiven Stealberg
>Hear No Evil
>Dead Poet Society
>Organized Rhyme Family
>
>
Id throw on Thirstin Howl III, Pacewon, Inspectah Deck, Xzibit, UGK, Dr
Octagon, Ol Dirty Bastard, Jeru the Damaja,
T.J. Xenos
xen...@student.wit.edu
"I'll beat you till your face is mad ugly like biz,
if you ever open your mouth to ask me what a memph bleek is"
"im about to save hiphop like ghost did the wu"
natt...@my-deja.com
Legonda...@webtv.net (GoldenChild) wrote:
> Some terrible names ya'll left out are:
> The Mountain Bros.
> Peanut Butter Wolf
these 2 are beyond evil - simply awful
> Q-Tip
> Phife Dawg
I don't know - at the time, they were cool offbeat names. I guess Trugoy
is a pretty wack name now too
> Memphis Bleek
hee hee, we must've posted this at the same time!
> Beanie Siegel
I forgot this wackass name
> Cocoa Bros.
even worse than Smif n' Wessum
> Jake The Flake (the worst of the worst)
> Goodie Mob
in best Maseo voice - "I don't know - I kinda like... it!"
> Yaggfu Front
I love these guys, but it is a wack name
> Percee-P
don't see much wrong with this.
> Del The Funky Homosapien
even worse when spelled "Funkee" like on the first lp. Glad he's just
Del now - this name made it possible for Kool Keith (pretty wack name
too) to diss him hard ("with the word H-O-M-O spelled in your name")
and dope names
> Sixty Second Assasin
hell yeah! Always loved this - I think it loks dope when misspelled
"62nd Assinator" too
> Scaramanga
Operatic names are dope. Much better than Sir Menelik!
Contra Diktion
Kemetic Queen
>
Agreed....
MrMagnifi
and yeah, i think 60 second assassin is one of the best names in hip-hop, if
not THE best...
BUGGZY650
I think it's dope, kinda like he's saying that his lyrics clean out the other
shitty lyrics that are up in your ears...but that's just me.
Buggzy
"I'm always telling these many pals of mine
The most that you can spend on any child is time"--Chali Tuna
Autobilia
and changed it to Drag-On.
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Autobilia
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> Fee <af...@interchange.ubc.caNOSPAM> wrote in message
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>
> > Other's wack names include:
>
> > + anyone with "Lil" or "Big" as a prefix to their name
>
Rick Neal
nothing wack about him. the tightest name is ol' dirty bastard. he
couldn't pick a better name to describe himself. i'd have a lot more
respect for any rapper that didn't even use a nickname.
Big Blue
album
"The more weight I gain, the more b*tches I get"
Sauce Money
natt...@my-deja.com
ass time. Here's some more.
It seems the Bay Area is a hotbed for wack names, you've named a grip,
here's 3 more:
FlyMar
Young Cellski
Ray Luv - what area does this cat repp? Castro?!?
(it seems the only way to go in the Bay is to either have a wack name, or
bite your name a la AdRoc from Totally Insane and the many incarnations
of bay area Dre's.)
and finally (for now,) from Beantown, a contender for the worst name
ever:
Super Mr. Marvelous
to the East, sissies!
d
Jbardic
- Justin Bardic -
Redeem
GoldenChild
single for some reason, it's got a rugged ass low-budget country feel to
it, and I like his lazy ass laid back yet descriptive flow.
Some more of the worst names though are:
Skull Duggery
Silk The Shocker
Hershey Loc
Plug-one
Gillie Da Kid
Psycho Drama
Gangsta Boo
Cam'ron
Kemetic Queen
>
>I think it's dope, kinda like he's saying that his lyrics clean out the other
>shitty lyrics that are up in your ears...but that's just me.
Nah, it can't be that. His lyrics ARE shitty...
Kemetic Queen
>describes his fucking style, too..
>
HAHA! >lbs.<
STRATEGY3
>From: natt...@my-deja.com
>Date: 7/17/2000 5:11 AM Pacific
>Subject: Re: Wackest Names in Hip Hop
>From: natt...@my-deja.com
>Date: 7/17/2000 5:11 AM Pacific
>As you can tell... I LOVE THIS POST. Best post - funwise - in a long
>ass time. Here's some more.
>
>It seems the Bay Area is a hotbed for wack names, you've named a grip,
>here's 3 more:
>FlyMar
damn, you just dissed my homie. Does he sound like King T to you, at times?
>Young Cellski
Another sem-homie. I engineered two tracks for him several years ago. I got
no problem with his name, but dude has some serious smell emanating from his
body. I thought maybe it was just that day, but several days later his was
reeking even worse......
>Ray Luv - what area does this cat repp? Castro?!?
Man, you ain't right. He's from Fairfield.
>(it seems the only way to go in the Bay is to either have a wack name, or
>bite your name a la AdRoc from Totally Insane
His name's Ad Capone.
> and the many incarnations
>of bay area Dre's.)
What you're missing is, all those cats are named Andre. Dre has been used as
short for Andre long before the good Doctor.
STRATEGY3
>Gangsta Nip
>
Damn those slanty-eyed Asian gangster rappers.......
STRATEGY
Kemetic Queen
>
>
>Another sem-homie. I engineered two tracks for him several years ago. I got
>no problem with his name, but dude has some serious smell emanating from his
>body. I thought maybe it was just that day, but several days later his was
>reeking even worse......
>
That's called sin..
BUGGZY650
>>
>>I think it's dope, kinda like he's saying that his lyrics clean out the
>other
>>shitty lyrics that are up in your ears...but that's just me.
>
>Nah, it can't be that. His lyrics ARE shitty...
Well, that's beside the point.
www.theamphibians.com
guess it's a good thing he spells it Kwest then, eh? ha...
Peace,
Spirit
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Steve 'Flash' Juon
rick...@excite.com says...
> i'd have a lot more
> respect for any rapper that didn't even use a nickname.
There are more than a couple. Erick Sermon is Erick Sermon.
Keith Murray is Keith Murray. I think Paula Perry is too.
Others fail me at the moment.
Peace, Flash
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STRATEGY3
>>>>Q-Tip
>>>
>>>I think it's dope, kinda like he's saying that his lyrics clean out the
>>other
>>>shitty lyrics that are up in your ears...but that's just me.
>>
>>Nah, it can't be that. His lyrics ARE shitty...
>
>Well, that's beside the point.
>
>Buggzy
>
Damn, i just read 4 people bashing Q-Tip in two different posts.
I knew this newsgroup would get better, if I stuck it out.
STRATEGY
Artsy Anal Fart
>
>I knew this newsgroup would get better, if I stuck it out.
>
The name Q-tip just sounds like he wears lace/satin and tiptoes around the
house in ballerina slippers.
Autobilia
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GMD
tony starks isn't his real name.
Steve 'Flash' Juon
says...
> What about Ghostface Killa using Tony Starks (or is it Stark)
*rolls eyes* To the five or six skits and interludes
on "Supreme Clientele" which refer to Tony Stark in the kind of
language seen in episodes of the X-Men... didja think they recorded
them all from scratch? No, they were sampling IRON MAN shit.
Stark Enterprises, Tony Stark, the Iron Man - Ghostface's entire
alter-ego is borrowed from the only great comic never to be made
into a movie (and hopefully never will, since they'd probably fuck
it up like they did Judge Dredd).
Redeem
>No, they were sampling IRON MAN shit.
> Stark Enterprises, Tony Stark, the Iron Man - Ghostface's entire
> alter-ego is borrowed from the only great comic never to be made
> into a movie (and hopefully never will, since they'd probably fuck
> it up like they did Judge Dredd).
Actually they are doing an Iron Man movie. For the life of my ass, I can't
remeber where I saw this, but I'm sure I didn't dream it. It was some TV
thing about other heroes being turned into movies and they talked about Iron
Man, I'm sure there was a clip (?!?)....
.......Redeem.......
quest19...@webtv.net
Father MC
Young MC
2 Bigg MC
Cappadonna(what is it?)
Choclair
Timbaland(stop playing)
Magoo
IMX(I know, they're R&B)
Jamie Jupiter(I liked Egyptian Lover better)
The Afros
PEACE!
Rikki O
Redeem <red...@lineone.net> wrote in message
> Actually they are doing an Iron Man movie. For the life of my ass, I can't
> remeber where I saw this, but I'm sure I didn't dream it. It was some TV
> thing about other heroes being turned into movies and they talked about
Iron
> Man, I'm sure there was a clip (?!?)....
not according to my source?
http://dailyradar.com/columns/showbiz_column_307.html
Steve Currie
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STRATEGY3
>How can you forget "JT Tha Bigga Figga"?
>
and for a couple of years he was just that.
JT was runnin' shit if Frisco back in the day.....I'm talking about music, of
course; not no real live ballin' shit. He was putting out an album every
couple of weeks, selling 10-20k consistently. Doesn't sound like much but it
all went in his pocket. He was making more off 20,000 copies than most
multi-platinum artists....
STRATEGY
4ever
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