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Tiny Dr. Tim
Apr 8, 2000, 3:00:00 AM4/8/00
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Session Start: Thu Apr 06 20:15:17 2000
<Firelogger> Hi, fry!
<Firefried> Hi all
<Firefried> and the news drought continues...
<Firefried> BRB :)
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<Firelogger> Welcome Bri
<Firefried> Hey Bri, how are things in Briville??
<bfwestley> oh, ok
<bfwestley> pretty quiet so far
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<Firelogger> Good evening cease
<Firefried> SO quite I cant hear himself
<cease> hi folks
<Firefried> Hey cat
<bfwestley> hi cat
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<cease> hi other
<cease> fried, bf
<SO> How do. BW will be here in a sec.
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<Firefried> Is there still a west coast or has it all gone east??
<bfwestley> theyre eating east coast marshmallows
<LeatherG> Good evening, all.
<Firefried> Hi LG
<LeatherG> Firelogger?
<Firelogger> The B and the V being the same.
<bfwestley> a logging bot who spews bon mots when you mention the name -
dont say the name!
<LeatherG> I know that.
<LeatherG> Am I lagging, Bri?
<bfwestley> unless you want random sirefign fayins
<bfwestley> nope, 1 sec to all from me
<cease> i love those east coast marshmallows
<LeatherG> They knock me out when Im down there.
<cease> they taste like pork
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<StephenFosterKane> StephenFosterKane appears at 9:08:15 PM EDT with a
slightly frazzled hardware but hopeful attitude...
<cease> kane, the movie!
<StephenFosterKane> yep
<StephenFosterKane> hiyall
<LeatherG> Howdy.
*** StephenFosterKane is now known as klokwkdog
<cease> still dogging those klocks?
<Firefried> The Blind White Kane..
<cease> isnt it doglight savings time?
<klokwkdog> OK, where the **^%$ is the bleedin firelogger? why aint I
oped (not that i ever need it) and when is that PBS special?
<Firelogger> Papoon For President!
<Firefried> But whos saving it??
<LeatherG> Yer right, no one is opped but BFW.
<LeatherG> What PBS special?
<klokwkdog> and hes being strangely silent
<cease> theres a little doggie door
<klokwkdog> (i can tell & i just got hier
<Firefried> Ossmann for PreZ!!
<bfwestley> cat is lagging
<LeatherG> He aint lagging for me--2 secs.
<cease> i wonder if ossie is going to do something for your election?
someone should pay him for some comentary somewhere as the surrealist
candidate
<klokwkdog> from here, it all looks alike - Cats been reading his
Einstein, fer sure
<cease> should i try another server?
<Firefried> Pick up yur tale, cat.. that should cure the lag..
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<Firelogger> Welcome back kend^, the president will see you now.
<kend^> thanks, firelogger
<Firelogger> Too much - too soon!
<kend^> hi all
<cease> is this my tale?
<klokwkdog> you look fine to me, Cat - here at liberty, everyone else
is,
say, 2 secs and youre 5. a jnd, thats all
<klokwkdog> hey kend
<cease> kend
<LeatherG> Hi, kend^
<Firefried> Hey ^kend
<kend^> everyone to me is 4 or less
<klokwkdog> thats 4 or less true, ken
<kend^> apparently chanserv/nickserv isnt doint the op job
<kend^> theres one in every crowd :(
<klokwkdog> its not toting its load then
<kend^> bri, can you not "op" people?
<bfwestley> maybe it doesnt recognize anyone else
<klokwkdog> perhaps it IS der tod...
<bfwestley> the /mode command says I cant
<klokwkdog> can you compare us to a summers day?
<kend^> try typing /msg chanserv op cease
<kend^> or the nick of your choice
<klokwkdog> ...and ALL ops everywhere quit
<LeatherG> Nick nick nicky nick nick, stop slapping me!
<kend^> chanserv and nickserv are both on
<kend^> thats Kcin to you, sweetheart
-ChanServ:#firesign- bfwestley has opped cease
<LeatherG> That worked.
<klokwkdog> yes, perhaps another nick might be safer to try..."cease" is
one of those charged words in our language
<cease> how nice
<kend^> hey, you did it! eureka and hoover and dirt devil!
<Firefried> Somebody nicked the server??
-ChanServ:#firesign- bfwestley has opped kend^
<LeatherG> Dirt devil = soot satan at our house.
<bfwestley> youre all just power hungry
<klokwkdog> Yep - probably the same miscreant who nicked the Enigma box
from Bletchley last weekend
<LeatherG> Yeah, I wanna set the topic.
<cease> what would satan say?
<Firefried> He said power and we responded
*** kend^ changes topic to C:\ is the root of all directories.
<klokwkdog> (all power corrupts...but we need electricity -- D.W. Jones)
<cease> no, that was robosatan
<kend^> satan would say he sold a vowel to wheel of fortune and became
stan
<cease> proctor and bergman said "power"
<bfwestley> a PC-specific topic?!
<LeatherG> kend^: LOL
<kend^> oops, sorry, my mac friend
<cease> lol
<klokwkdog> didja see 1 Apr Salon? Brilliant Careers: Satan
<LeatherG> Unhappy Mac nam
<bfwestley> saw most of americathon today on TV
<cease> no i missed that
<cease> wow, bf
<bfwestley> forgot the meatloaf and jay leno had parts
<bfwestley> (that)
<cease> how was it?
<klokwkdog> yeah, Cat, and look what it did for them. All they got was
money and air time...
<LeatherG> WHAT was it?
<kend^> meatloaf, one of my favs
<cease> was chief dan george in it?
<bfwestley> its pretty weak, but there are some bizarre bits
<bfwestley> cat: yes
<cease> i recall proc telling me hed worked with dan, my man here in
north van
<bfwestley> P&B predicted a philandering president in 1998! Whoda thunk
it?
<kend^> anyone else here know all the dialog/words to "paradise by the
dashboard lights"?
<bfwestley> P&B didnt appear onscreen, though
<klokwkdog> no pl Ken
<kend^> kwd: in my earlier incarnations, the mind was as weak as the
body
<klokwkdog> even on cars where it were multiple
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<Firelogger> Whats the frequency, man?
<kend^> hey freq
<FreqMan> hello hello...
<cease> freq
<Firefried> Hey Hertz
<klokwkdog> no problem, Ken, in my earlier incantations, my voice was as
weak as my body
<LeatherG> Hey, our iron lung is working again.
<FreqMan> thats breath of fresh air....
<kend^> lg: dont forget to pay the lectric bill then
<LeatherG> Who is lectric bill?
<klokwkdog> all the lyrics for everything are online...except the
less-known Yma Sumac stuff
<LeatherG> Some of the lyrics Ive found on line are wrong.
<LeatherG> Whoever wrote them down misheard stuff.
<kend^> i just heard yma on npr the other day, first time ever, but ive
known her for years from crossword puzzles
<klokwkdog> AHHHHHH! Missed the moon thing! You folx on the left
coast
- all the planets are screwed up tonight! Go look.
<cease> its too light out here now, klok
<SO> Moon thing?
<klokwkdog> she and her 7-oct. range are still with us? amazing
<FreqMan> Fly me to the moon... let me walk among the stars...
<Firefried> Whose
<kend^> it was recording, kwd
<klokwkdog> Yeah, check Chronicle/SF Gate or something - they had a
story
<klokwkdog> all the planets what paid their light bill are ganging up on
the moon at northern horizon at twilight and gonna beat the crap out of
it
or something
<cease> did you folks check out the post from that show thats playing (i
hope) the dear freinds and lets eat shows?
<cease> i posted it to alt.ft yesterday
<cease> got it from ted alvy, surprised he didnt post it.
<FreqMan> Ill be playing a few dear friends on my show later this
year....
<LeatherG> Got it by e-mail but I wasnt sure where it was. No URL, I
think.
<cease> the original shows or the album, freq?
<FreqMan> a couple of the originals...
<FreqMan> I did a cut from album 8 about the census that should air in a
few weeks...
<cease> there are some lets eat ive never heard. plan to listen to em
from the website
<cease> leather, just go to the webpage of the station mentioned. its in
california somewhere, an npr station
<LeatherG> OK, cat.
<klokwkdog> just killed 1st mosquito of the year. its going to be a
rough one...
<cease> in april?
<cease> must be spring already. spider population is rising daily
<klokwkdog> I dont remember having one around so early.
<kend^> you have spiders in vancouver? im not going. but we have them
here, too
<FreqMan> if I could get some dot com mega corp to underwrite my show -
Ill be able to buy the whole dear friend collection AND provide my show
FREE to community and public radio all across the USA... anyone know any
dot com companies that like irreverant frequently anti-megacorp humor
type
shows????
<kend^> havent seen mosquitos yet though, supposed to have snow tomorrow
night/sat a.m.
<klokwkdog> Yep, peepers going crazy - good story in local paper on them
-
nobody ever sees peepers, but everyone hears them
<FreqMan> is that anything like a trouser mouse???
<klokwkdog> we have serious EE (encephalitis) problem here and maybe
west
nile, so seeing a squito so early is troubling. esp. inside!
<FreqMan> klok... the accepted abrev. is "skeeter"
<cease> indeed
<klokwkdog> its barely over freezing here at night this week
<LeatherG> Never thought about that, kwd--not seeing them. I never have.
<klokwkdog> yes sir - I will note that
<klokwkdog> a sec., LG, Ill dredge the URL...
<FreqMan> and the abreviation of personal computer is "pooter"
<kend^> "puter"
<Firefried> pooter aka the pushover (runs everything or everybody)
<FreqMan> ok... puter... but I like the hillbilly feel of "pooter"....
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<Firelogger> Howdy Boggler
<kend^> pooter reminds me of who i am after visit to taco bell
<nin0> hi all
<LeatherG> Hi, Nin0
<kend^> hi mind boggler!
<Firefried> Hey NinO
<Firelogger> Systat - Direct Readout - Uptime: 9:30pm est
<cease> nino. boggled any minds lately?
<nin0> Anything newsworthy happenin tonite?
<FreqMan> So I heard that Burger King, and Pizza Hut are going to follow
suit with their fast food brothers and change their names to BK and PH
respectively... for some reason Taco Bell is staying out...
<cease> firesign news or real news?
<kend^> hmmm, TB? why not?
<Firefried> The world ended as we know it...
<nin0> preferable Firesign news but anything humorous!
<nin0> Gosh, FF...did they change the water?
<cease> i just mentioned the npr show thats playing dear friends and
lets eat. i posted it to alt.ft yesterday
<cease> i think that counts as news
<cease> i hope this week wasnt the only one
<FreqMan> According to the Onion... Census officials are baffled that
there are only 13,465 people in the US...
<nin0> Cool cease, Ill look for that post later!
<cease> i have to read that more often
<kend^> did anyone hear onion dude interviewed on npr talk show this
week?
hilarious
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<Firelogger> The Technical Doctor is "IN"
<kend^> hey dt
<nin0> Hi Doc
<DocTech> hello, is shiva a good server to be on
<DocTech> ?
<LeatherG> Were the only ones who got the short form. The long form
people arent turning em in. Heard that on the news.
<cease> i have a vast amount of firesign but i dont have all the lets
eat shows and look forward to hearing them for the first time
<cease> hi doc
<FreqMan> Id like to get permission to steal some of the stuff that the
Onion comes up with on my show...
<Firefried> Hi Doc, have a Johnny cup..
<DocTech> yo ceaseter
<cease> he stabbed me with a shiva
<cease> i was reborn as a lotus!
<DocTech> thanks, dont mind if i do ff
<nin0> A lot of us are on lineone.uk.eu.dal.net, doc
<bfwestley> I ping doc fast
<cease> careful, you dont know what johnny put in that cup
* DocTech takes a warm steamin gulpful of his johnny cup
<FreqMan> LG... my wife didnt even let me see the damned thing... I came
home and she said... oh by the way... the Census came... I put it in the
mail. (I hope she filled it out)
* DocTech gasps for air, staggers, collapses in a heap in front of his
pc
<cease> i think hes still into that sex with his had thing
<nin0> Cease: whatever it ewas, it was warm and steamin!
* DocTech slowly recovers
<DocTech> hhheeeeellllllloooooooooo......
<klokwkdog> LG: URL gone. Maybe find it later.
<FreqMan> cease... as in.. he HAD sex?
<LeatherG> Freq, the short form had about four questions, and three of
them were about race.
<Firefried> or seven
<LeatherG> Tx anyway, kwd.
<nin0> He had gender...now he^h^hits neuter
<FreqMan> Human, Alien, other...
<kend^> lg: yeah, race, i put down "daytona 500" on mine
<klokwkdog> LOL
<DocTech> k^: daytona 500 - thats a good one!
<LeatherG> SO actually wanted the long form.
<kend^> under sex, as often as possible (sorry, old joke)
<nin0> Long form of *what*, LG? No...never mind...
<FreqMan> My sister in law got the long form... they have 6 people in
their house... yikes...
<LeatherG> You okay now, Doc?
<DocTech> lg: yeah i think so
<bfwestley> "whats your frequency of sex?" -- "oh, about 1 hertz"
<DocTech> except every once in a while i get these spots in front of my
eyes
<DocTech> wish those dogs would go away
<nin0> Gee Doc, thats ruff
<klokwkdog> thosere called "blind spots" after the character in the
early
reader series
<kend^> i havent had sex since 1945...thats a long time...but its only
2150 now
<nin0> A sad tail
<Firefried> And to think all I had to do was to put the balls on the
other
side..
<FreqMan> I have only one beer a day... Im up to April 30th 2123...
<klokwkdog> thats right - kick ol blind Spot again and maybe theyll
shift to the other side...
<kend^> freq! i like it!
<LeatherG> Ive got spots *in* my eyes.
<cease> look, spot
<DocTech> woof woof
<LeatherG> Run, spot, run.
<FreqMan> I got no spots... Im on non commercial radio...
<DocTech> isnt he a good spot folks?
<klokwkdog> some story had Bravarians as worlds largest beer drinkers
(believable if youve seen Bravarians)
<nin0> Dog Catcher = Spot Remover?
<klokwkdog> and had them downing 30 or 45 gal/year
<DocTech> nin0: could be, could be!!
<LeatherG> Ive never seen a Bravarian. Are they like Rotarians?
<cease> run spot run
<FreqMan> Oh... that reminds me... I gotta get to Oktoberfest (the real
one) one of these years...
<Firefried> What about the spot on the rug, is he paper trained??
<klokwkdog> I worked that out - its only about 10-12 oz/day - not
exactly
alcoholic level
<DocTech> yeah, but hell only read the new york times
<bfwestley> pay for your dog with a spot check
<kend^> my uncle spent extended time in air force in germany, said the
locals think of bavarians like we do west virginians or kentuckians
<LeatherG> So basically theyre large but they dont drink all that much
beer.
<FreqMan> where do find a dog with no legs... whereever you left
him...
<klokwkdog> what was that Steve Martin you sent, Ken - about the kittens
being from Mars?
<kend^> it wasnt steve martin, i dont remember who wrote it though. was
on one of the joke lists i get
<FreqMan> klok... maybe its in Bavarian gallons... hmmm?
<cease> speaking of mars, did you get lugers new mao lines i forwarded
you, doc?
<bfwestley> is that why theyre barrel chested?
<cease> i hope stenshoel can use em. sounded good to me
<klokwkdog> LG - no, they are the biggest drinkers of beer in the world.
maybe theyre counting ALL Bravarians, even the ones who dont drink
beer...
<klokwkdog> hmm, is that oxymoron, "Bravarians who dont drink beer"?
<DocTech> cease: not yet, when did you send em?
<FreqMan> LG... its all the prezels and struddel...
<cease> more than the belgians?
<DocTech> i havent checked my email in about 3 hrs
<cease> this aft, doc. As soon as bill sent em, around 3 i think
<DocTech> ah, so theyre probably there in the mail box. which account
did you send them to?
<klokwkdog> Belgians? Bravarians? Belarussians?
<kend^> the belgian weakness if waffles, if you can believe half the
breakfast restaurants around here
<cease> Firesign
<LeatherG> Bela Lugosi.
<bfwestley> belgians waffle too much
<kend^> and his faithful sidekick, boris
<DocTech> and at the risk of seeming brain-dead, once im logged into the
mush server how do i get into The Same Old Place?
<klokwkdog> The EU is headquartered in Brussels so they can be sure to
use
up all that ag. dairy surplus and achieve good turnover in ministers
<bfwestley> doc, you need to @set me=enter_ok
<FreqMan> theres a car dealership in the next town called Boris
Karlott... no kidding... hes got this big metal frankenstien on top of
his building...
<bfwestley> then you can be handed objects
<DocTech> bfw: huh?
<DocTech> i just wanna get into the room where others are now, is all
<klokwkdog> Ken - the article I read had to do with some trying to put
closing hours on beer gardens - some neighbors dont like them going at
4AM
<bfwestley> have you tried to take a cigarette?
<cease> maybe fredll make a movie about him
<klokwkdog> ...and the Bravarian response is: why dont you move...
<DocTech> i dont smoke
<cease> car dealers and the firesign theatre go together like....
<kend^> kwd: i like their attitude!
<bfwestley> doc: theres a back door now, go to happy panditt and ask him
to fly you to nancys place
<FreqMan> DEMONS!!!
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<DocTech> syntax, i need syntax! im a total newbie with fs mush, have
no
idea what im doing
<cease> the hind quarters are heard from
<Bob_Hind> greetings from the land of snails and adventure
<kend^> hi bob, hows the hind?
<klokwkdog> Hey TDT, who was that guy in Seattle who dressed as Satan
and
smashed cars? Something about "Chevys double-walled construction means
it doesnt show!"?
<nin0> Hi Bob
<FreqMan> I got lost in the mush last time... Ill stay here in the
chat...
<bfwestley> doc: thats the point
<Bob_Hind> not too....shiny
<bfwestley> doc: can you move around?
<cease> no, the liliputians have him tied down
<LeatherG> The Tiny Doctor isnt in, is he, kwd?
<klokwkdog> So this is the owner of The Golden Hind in Marin, eh?
<cease> only the liliputian docs tognight
<bfwestley> doc, where are you in the much?
<LeatherG> I dont think I could do IRC and learn MUSH at the same time.
<klokwkdog> oops - LG, u are right. where IS TDT tonite? Not like him
to
miss (but then I aint his housekeeper)
<Firefried> Where is the Tiny Doctor, anyway??
<Bob_Hind> The Golden Hind is docked in Boston harbor...its going to be
one eck of a tea party
<kend^> bob: tell us the 30 second biography, for those not in the know
<DocTech> im connected, but not in the fs mush part. forgot how to
enter
the space
<kend^> ken, michigan, since 1970 firehead
<bfwestley> doc, do +visit Regnad
<cease> hes grown so tiny he cant reach the keyboard
<Bob_Hind> smaller & smaller
<cease> sounds like my play Inside
<DocTech> bfw: thx. any chance someone can write up specific
instructions
for the fs mush so we can all find our way around easily?
<klokwkdog> TDT - use the YELLOW mushrooms. Thats it!
* LeatherG agrees with Doc.
<bfwestley> I added stuff to fst.com/mudhead.html
<cease> one shroom makes you smaller
<FreqMan> make sure you have a bucket
<FreqMan> or a towel
<klokwkdog> and one pill makes you...ah, I forgot!
<FreqMan> or was it a trowel...
<Bob_Hind> never put yellow musgrooms in the freezer...they turn
to....mush
<kend^> the smell of them cooking made me sick, never tried them
<LeatherG> Freq, why not call a spade a spade?
<DocTech> unlike some here, i just dont have the time to acquiant myself
with the vagaries and specifics of mush navigation except on irc nights.
<Firefried> and Gracie will shot you with a shotgun
<cease> all spades are groovy
<FreqMan> or shoot you with a shoot gun
<FreqMan> hey shes not groovy...
<Firefried> Slick answer
<LeatherG> <siren>
<nin0> Bozos use a Zip gun...
<cease> few zips are groovy
<klokwkdog> anyplace that "Five Future Lifestyles of Man" is up on the
web, Cat??
<kend^> and zippy used a bazooka
<Bob_Hind> Wanna hear me rap?
<Bob_Hind> ; )
<Firefried> You holdin??
<kend^> go for it, bob, we are up for anything
<FreqMan> Hes holdin...
<cease> zippys unarmed
<Bob_Hind> this is a frame up...you took my yellow mush!
<cease> amazing what he can do with his legs, though
<Firefried> No, I think Ill hold it over here.
<nin0> Have some blue moss instead
<Bob_Hind> thanks nin0
<FreqMan> lets turn him on his head...
<Bob_Hind> ptui! its disgusting
<nin0> Look! Look! The horizon is moving up!
<kend^> totally off the subject, and off the wall, who did album with
something about "pointy little head" in it?
<FreqMan> but is really great disgusting Mr Hind....
<klokwkdog> bless its pointy little head!
<Bob_Hind> hey its still warm
<nin0> Smells like...BREAKFAST!
<Firefried> J airplane, Bless its pointed little..
<kend^> thanks, ff, appreciate that conclusion to my random thought
<nin0> Thinking of Random Coolzip again?
<klokwkdog> definitely the Airplane
<klokwkdog> onea the best
* Bob_Hind pops a Duck Blind
* Bob_Hind guzzles
<Bob_Hind> Im blind!
<cease> no, youre hind
<FreqMan> if an airplane flies in the air... where does a sea plane fly?
<Bob_Hind> great duck, tho
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<kend^> you should have quit doing it sooner, bob
<kend^> i just wear glasses
<Bob_Hind> ahhh
<Firefried> If you are blind, you wont mind this offensive
comment..!#*&$&#$
<nin0> Erase your sins with Lasik laser surgery!
<FreqMan> shhhh he might have a braile monitor...
<cease> must be a left over duck from the rose parade
<FreqMan> DUCK!!!!
<Firefried> im in trouble now
<Bob_Hind> i cant feel a thing
<cease> Sic those lasers
<DocTech> im behind
<LeatherG> MR DUCKS, MR KNOT DUCKS
<LeatherG> S A R DUCKS
<LeatherG> C M WANGS
<FreqMan> I am A. Duck
<nin0> CM EDBD FEET?
<LeatherG> L I B MR DUCKS
<Bob_Hind> quark
<kend^> "your pants are down"
<FreqMan> this tape will self distruct in five seconds....
<nin0> Star Drake!
<nin0> Quark Quark Quark
<cease> rejoyce
<FreqMan> answer answer answer
<LeatherG> Three quarks for daffy duck
<Firefried> Sat on by a duck.. therefore ducked but not missed..
<FreqMan> is that my bill?
<DocTech> so theres mush documentation at
http://www.firesigntheatre.com/mudhead.html - thats very helpful bri
<cease> oh my duck, his pants have disappeared
<Bob_Hind> ty docT
<Bob_Hind> enteristing
<Bob_Hind> :)
<klokwkdog> beware the quantum ducks!
<nin0> Speaking of URLs, anyone got any new suggestions for the Easy
Read
IRC Log at the Tiny Dr.s place?
<Firefried> quirks and quakes
<nin0> I was thinking of collecting email addresses as well as URLs
<kend^> nino: as in, you want more, fewer, more interesting?
<Bob_Hind> make the text flash a lot - people really like that
<Bob_Hind> ; )
<kend^> i like it when it spins too
<nin0> Just anything you might want added to the program that formats
the
log file
<Bob_Hind> could cause delayed vorgorigmus tho
<DocTech> and be sure to use an illegible font - like SYMBOLS!
<Firefried> and when it comes out as Turkish
<Bob_Hind> towel
<Firelogger> Systat - Direct Readout - Uptime: 10:00pm est
<kend^> nino: times new roman, bold, italic, 16 point
<nin0> You guise are a pack of cards!
<Bob_Hind> bath
<LeatherG> Eek, time to go.
<nin0> Thanks, Firelogger!
<Firelogger> You rook ready for first retter from fanatic young
ristner...
<Bob_Hind> border
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<Firelogger> Dr. Tim is keeper of the sacred tablets!
<LeatherG> Gnight, folks.
<kend^> hi tdt
<nin0> Night, LG - Hi, TDT
<LeatherG> Oops, hi, TDT, bye, TDT.
<Bob_Hind> here, have a tablet
<kend^> bye lg
<Firefried> Hi..... TDT!!
<DocTech> nite lg
<Bob_Hind> hi TDT
<TinyDrTim> Hello, Dear Friends. Late but not forgotten, eh?
<DocTech> yo tee-dee-tee!
<nin0> Not lately...
<cease> by leather hi tiny
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<TinyDrTim> Babs, dont leave me now!
<TinyDrTim> Shit!
<kend^> i took virtual tour of the hermitage in st. petersburg, stumbled
into a room where i couldnt get english captions, all was in cyrillic
<klokwkdog> nite LG
<nin0> All was up against the wall of cyrillic
<Bob_Hind> cyril who?
<bfwestley> sounds cyrillistic, kend
<kend^> bfw: good one!
<kend^> hello, dali
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<klokwkdog> thats SAINT Cyril to you, Catholic scum...
<cease> by fried
<Bob_Hind> tanx TDT
<klokwkdog> nite FF
<nin0> Fries up
<cease> Sir Ill?
<kend^> cathylick
<FreqMan> so... has everyone czeched out the Reality Breaks new website
-
up since April 1st...
<klokwkdog> yeah, Ken, he had an ablum: Cyrilistic Pillow
<nin0> Whats URL, freq?
<kend^> i have several ablums
<FreqMan> http://www.geocities.com/xci_realitybreak
<cease> tell a vision, freq
<TinyDrTim> Hello, Mr. Hind - Do I know YOU? (To quote Steve Martin)
<DocTech> cease: lugers wavs sound fine thru my system
<kend^> oh yeah, now that i load it, it looks familiar. must have seen
ref
to it in ng
<cease> thats what i wanted to hear, doc
* klokwkdog thinks tonight is starting to resemble his Indian
half-sister,
Running Motif
<cease> and i like all the variety he gives me
<cease> lol klok
<Bob_Hind> weve met b4, TDT
<DocTech> cease: yes. i gotta duck out for a little while, ill stay
logged on but must divert my attention for a bit. dont touch that diall
<DocTech> dial
<TinyDrTim> Anybody czech out Firezines last chance sale lately? Theyre
going like hot groat cakes . . .
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<TinyDrTim> Bob_Hind - Real name? You in the CFD?
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<Bob_Hind> Zdim in the CFD
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<Firelogger> Howdy Boggler
<Zdim> brb
<nin0> Thanx Doc. Small space warp there...
<TinyDrTim> Firelogger, I havent said hello to you tonight. Any words of
wisdom?
<Firelogger> Nooooo! Imprications many, all horrible!
<kend^> i swear he knows what hes saying!
<kend^> do you, firelogger?
<FreqMan> nicely placed response...
<Firelogger> This tastes like moss
<nin0> Spookily sentient at times!
<FreqMan> maybe
<cease> you got the double cd of the maryland show, tiny?
<TinyDrTim> Otay, Zdim. Welcome to our weekly kaffee klatch!
<kend^> there goes another theory
<cease> well worth the yen
<FreqMan> So, how do you feel about crickets firelogger?
<Firelogger> #Firesign - The IRC channel that Nature forgot to hate!
<cease> even with routines i loathe
<nin0> crickets/nature - close
<cease> zahadoom? i thought you died on sheridan
<FreqMan> nin0... stretchhhhhhes on that one...
<kend^> nino: thats stretching it
<TinyDrTim> Cat, I believe so - would have to go through all my
collection
to be sure though. Why?
<kend^> firelogger: how bout them mets?
<Firelogger> Go No-Neckers, Go!
<FreqMan> hmmmmm
<kend^> ok, closer
<cease> just got it last week. great stuff. fred is to be commended. i
know its sales helped pay for the new issue
<TinyDrTim> You mean, to Bambi?
<FreqMan> mets... no-neckers... knuckle draggers...
<kend^> firelogger: does the rain in spain fall mainly on the plain?
<Firelogger> Oh my God - Ive got jaundice!
<FreqMan> its uncanny....
<cease> put it back in the can
<kend^> its tin canny
<cease> do you have prince albert in a can?
<FreqMan> brown paper baggie...
<nin0> Is the door a jar?
<kend^> i keep mine in a ziploc (r)(tm)
<TinyDrTim> Jaundice it is, Firelogger! Ready for symptom six, longer
than
anyone has ever surviced before?
<Firelogger> And you can believe me, because I never lie - and Im always
right.
<kend^> im not always right, but im never wrong
<TinyDrTim> er, survived
<cease> but, this is a bag of shit!
<nin0> But its really great shit, Mr C
<kend^> yeah, ive done that too! $20 for lawn clippings
<cease> reality break website is to be commended
<TinyDrTim> Geez, Dad, no one can stop you from nbeing Dog Killer this
time!
<bfwestley> but it
<kend^> cat: seconded, i like "lori" myself
<bfwestley> but its really great lawn clippings, Mr C
<FreqMan> cease... thank you... sign my guestbook...
<cease> peter?
* TinyDrTim grumbles again about his fat fingers . . . grumble grumble
<FreqMan> Im planning to do better links... and streamline the site as I
go...
<kend^> what do webmasters DO with those guestbooks?
<cease> book those guests
<FreqMan> kend... I read them, and feel really good that someone took
the
time to say something
<kend^> "and on tonights show, some lads from liverpool"
<FreqMan> really big shoes
<TinyDrTim> kend^ - We just want to see which bozo stopped by!
<kend^> i used to do it, then i suspected my name was sold to the "get
your merchant account here" people, i stopped
<FreqMan> tonights episode of ER is way too fast paced for me... Im
having overload...
<klokwkdog> gotta go real bad; back later
<TinyDrTim> And Freq is right. If someone takes the time to drop a line,
then they must have liked the site.
<kend^> freq: hold still, well give you 300 joules
<cease> will the real doctor pederman please report to neurosurgery
immediately
<kend^> well, freq, ill just tell you here i liked it, forge me in the
guestbook if you must
<TinyDrTim> My guest book is held in strictest confidence
<cease> cant catch many shnook if you keep dropping those lines
<kend^> some ive seen have all the entries out there in the open, thats
what scares me
<FreqMan> Im thinking of doing a skit where the Crocodile Hunter guest
stars on ER... Cracky... that looks like painful reptile itch... nurse
gimme that knife so I can suck out the poison...
<nin0> All the schnook are in the toilet anyway.
<TinyDrTim> Cat - Just brush off the cornstarch
<Zdim> suck out de poison
<cease> i read the daily shnook
<TinyDrTim> Freq - LOL!
<FreqMan> kend dont worry... you dont need to sign... thanks for the
comment...
<TinyDrTim> Anyone see the TOP 5 list on euphimisms for "getting your
period" ?
<FreqMan> Tiny... I do a great impression of the guy... my wife hates it
though... must be dead-on... hehehe
<FreqMan> TDT... I like a visit from Aunt Flo...
* FreqMan really doesnt like the way that sounded...
<kend^> tdt: yes, it was great even though i *still* havent got mine and
im 47
<TinyDrTim> 9.Massacre at the Y
<FreqMan> You need to go through your mid life crisis first... or does
that CAUSE it... I forgot...
* Zdim is fondling the rubber line again
<TinyDrTim> 3.Ordering lOmelette Rouge
<FreqMan> Anyhow... the minute you order that Harley... its not far
behind...
<kend^> ive gone through my midlife crisis, and its over--thank god
almighty, free at last
<TinyDrTim> Anyway, I laughed my ass off - Tastless, yes, funny, YES!
<kend^> i dont see myself on a harley, maybe one of those souped up
honda
gold wings
<kend^> tdt: you werent here when i asked earlier, did you hear the
onion
guy interviewed on npr this week?
<TinyDrTim> Peggy Blisswhips didnt care too much for it though - Oh well
. . .
<Zdim> when i die, i want to be stuffed with nougat
<kend^> and covered with caramel?
<FreqMan> So... if youre gonna live forever... when is your midlife
crisis?
<kend^> sometimes you feel like a nut.........
<TinyDrTim> kend^ - Yes, caught parts of it, in between sales calls.
Great
interview, what I heard.
<Zdim> no, a thin thin thin aluminum shell
* kend^ gets on religious soapbox: for it is appointed unto man once to
die....
<TinyDrTim> BRB - Piss, er, uh, pit stop . . .
<kend^> really, i guess my midlife was over 10 years ago according to
longeivity stats
* FreqMan says but only once....
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<Zdim> you cant say that on the radio
<cease> not much of a frequency
<kend^> that was st. paul quote (or was it jesus?) but i think we go
round
and round again and again
<cease> just like quarks
<Zdim> 16mm shell?
<kend^> i want to reincarnate as one of those cool guys with initial
first: l.ron hubbard, j.edgar hoover, g.gordon liddy, etc.
<nin0> Hey DocT...need a 100Mbps hub? One on eBay for $20 and some new
cards for under $10
<Zdim> I P Standing
<FreqMan> zdim... you can say an awful lot on the radio now a days...
but
not my show... I find that wav files inserted at the proper times make
for
a better cleaner show... man, Chris Rock gave me a run for my money on
one
of his pieces... he referred to a ladies secret place, and I replaced it
with Sylvester saying "Suffrin Suckotash"...
<Zdim> lol
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<Firelogger> Greetings, compadre
<kend^> hey lm
<nin0> Hey, Thanks kend^
* nin0 is "T.Rob" in real life...
<lennonmarx> greetings, fellow kids
<Zdim> welcome "_lennonmarx_"
<kend^> nino: i forgot about that. "i kiss you!"
<nin0> All hail!
<cease> lennon. i thought you were dead
<TinyDrTim> Heya, LM!
<kend^> yoko lives yet
<cease> look forward to reading your new book
<lennonmarx> not while Yokos alive
<Zdim> oh yoko....
<kend^> shes getting up there, what, 65 or so?
<lennonmarx> id love to turn you on, dead man
<bfwestley> well, Im gonna take off, see you next wednesday - oops,
wrong
fake film
<kend^> nite bfgoodrich, later
<FreqMan> ??
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<nin0> nite, bri
<TinyDrTim> What do you have to say about that, Firelogger?
<kend^> oops, wrong tirebitet
<Firelogger> I think youve got your phenomena scrambled.
<kend^> just like the eggs, there in there, too
<FreqMan> again a nicely placed comment from our friend....
<cease> by bf
<kend^> theyre in there, sorry about grammar
<FreqMan> were in where?
<Zdim> theyre in everybodys grammar, kend
* TinyDrTim thinks this Firelogger is controlled by an alien, or is it
Elian, Gonzalez?
<Firelogger> Deputy Dan has no friends.
<nin0> Neither does Elian...
<lennonmarx> deputy dan no esta amigos
<kend^> when a body, meet a body, coming through the firelogger
<Firelogger> Malcom X John Lennon? Come on in and dig your mother.
<Zdim> dont follow the balls when they make the street
<lennonmarx> ah, mom, Im not hungry
<TinyDrTim> In Kelseys Grammar?
<Zdim> whos gramma?
<cease> granpas wife
<lennonmarx> Ive got a gram
<kend^> grappa
<TinyDrTim> grouper
<kend^> anyone here tasted that stuff? i hear its wicked
<cease> i thought you split it with the sound effects woman
<nin0> agrippa
<lennonmarx> antipasta
<FreqMan>
<FreqMan> Todos debemos ejecutarnos de diputado Dan.
<TinyDrTim> Is that like - "Against Pasta?"
<Zdim> lol
<kend^> freq: spreak engrish!
<lennonmarx> Es muy fuente, Freqman
<TinyDrTim> Troop!
<FreqMan> We all must run from Deputy Dan...
<cease> skweek engrish, troop
<TinyDrTim> Luisa tienne catarro
<lennonmarx> cerveza frio
<cease> i have arrows?
<kend^> yo quiero luisa!
<TinyDrTim> I have bows
<TinyDrTim> Luisa is NOT queer!
<kend^> buttons and bows
<lennonmarx> su madre es el autobus in la cosina
<nin0> put a bow on it - maybe itll go away
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<kend^> red buttons
<TinyDrTim> LOL!
<kend^> hi wanderer
<Zdim> hey w
<cease> griz over portland by 10 in first quarter. a situation that will
change soon enough
<nin0> wander who that is
<TinyDrTim> So, who is the "wanderer?"
<^wanderer^> hey
<TinyDrTim> A Firesign Fan?
<cease> they call you the wanderer?
<TinyDrTim> I wander why . . .
<lennonmarx> are you the kind of guy that likes to roam around?
<kend^> i wander who wrote the book of love
<lennonmarx> youre never in one place, you go from town to town?
<Zdim> A Faresign Fin?
<^wanderer^> What, may I ask, is firesign??
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<^wanderer^> For heavens sake, no wander jokes!!
<TinyDrTim> who who, kend^
<kend^> bzzzzzzzzzzzz, wrong answer! kill him!
<cease> a comedy group were all fond of
<Zdim> tolchok the lad
* kend^ slaps ^wanderer^ around a bit with a large salmon, just for the
halibut!
<^wanderer^> fair enough :)
<TinyDrTim> What, may I ask, are you doing here?
<^wanderer^> Oooh. Ouch. :)
<kend^> we are mostly a friendly bunch though
* TinyDrTim slaps nin0 around a bit with a large trout
<Firelogger> Systat - Direct Readout - Uptime: 10:30pm est
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<Firelogger> Freq!
<cease> or a bunch of spinache
* TinyDrTim slaps ^wanderer^ around a bit with a large trout
<kend^> wb fm
* Zdim savages ^wanderer^ with a turbot
<^wanderer^> Well, TinyDrTim, I am living up to my name, and wandering.
* nin0 slaps TinyDrTim around a bit with a large trout
<FreqMan> Yikes... wah happen
<TinyDrTim> Sorry Nin0, my mouse is f*cked up
* kend^ wanders what this worlds coming to?
<FreqMan> it all came back to me like a hot kiss at the end of a wet
fist...
<nin0> Troutfest again. Oh carp ^h^h^h^h crap
<lennonmarx> kilgore trout?
<kend^> wanderer: i think you are on the next page in our script, stick
around, well get there eventually
<Zdim> Al Gore likes fish?
<Zdim> who cares?
<TinyDrTim> Well, welcome abroad, wanderer. Youve never heard of The
Firesign Theatre?
<^wanderer^> Oh...kay, I will.
<nin0> No, TDT...you do that to Gerbils, not mice!
<cease> he likes someone who works for scale?
<FreqMan> Al Gores initials are AAG!
<^wanderer^> Nope. Which country??
<kend^> almost the same as "eek"
<Zdim> prolly a pisces
<kend^> lets do the time warp again
<FreqMan> put your hands on your hips...
<nin0> Wanderer: check out http://www.firesigntheatre.com
<TinyDrTim> Where you from, stranger?
<cease> The Firesign theatre started as a radio show in LA in 1966. they
have many albums, including 2 new ones
<^wanderer^> okey doke, I shall.
<kend^> btw: we are *stranger* than most
<^wanderer^> Sydney, Australia.
<TinyDrTim> and http://www.oz.net/~bltebby
<cease> thats a long way to wander
<kend^> oh boy, an aussie! god save the queen!
<TinyDrTim> Eh, matey!
<kend^> and the abos too
<cease> i have friends in sydney. no doubt you dont know them
* ^wanderer^ smiles at all the nice foreigners
<TinyDrTim> or is it, "Eh, Mate?"
<kend^> throw another trout on the barbie (but not on the kend^)
<FreqMan> and he missed my idea about the Crocodile hunter...
<^wanderer^> I MIGHT.. :)
<kend^> wanderer: i regularly go to alt.binaries.australian.females--i
love your women!
<^wanderer^> ??
<TinyDrTim> Barbie smells like trout . . . After kend^ gets through
with
her
<kend^> lol tdt
* TinyDrTim apologizes for that last remark
<FreqMan> kend... be have...
<Zdim> there are only three things that smell like trout
<Zdim> one of them is trout
<^wanderer^> eah, we love our women too!!
<FreqMan> trout carp and... um...
<FreqMan> spleen...
<TinyDrTim> and yer kangaroos, eh mate?
<nin0> Holy carp!
<^wanderer^> thats..extraordinary.
<kend^> wand: what are you guys doing with all that olympic stuff now
that
its over? cricket and rugby?
<^wanderer^> No, we dont screw them!!
<Zdim> yes definitely spleen
* TinyDrTim is just kidding the new guy. He always wanted to live in the
outback
<Zdim> and badger
<Zdim> or dingo
<kend^> i eat at the outback, love those onions
<^wanderer^> So, where DO ya live??
<kend^> michigan, usa here
<lennonmarx> Boston
<kend^> still winter, snow tomorrow night
<Zdim> boston, soon moving to dallas here
<^wanderer^> wow, long ways away!
* TinyDrTim always wanted to live "down under", so to speak . . .
<^wanderer^> what is.. snow??
<^wanderer^> :)
<nin0> Charlotte, NC, USA, Earth, Milky Way
<cease> vancouver, canada
* Zdim high fives with lennonmarx "our fair city"
<^wanderer^> Same. Good thing I do live here!!
<FreqMan> theyre hosing down all the prostitutes...
<nin0> snow is that stuff you sniff that makes you speed around real
fast
<kend^> no snow in sydney ever?
* TinyDrTim lives south of Seattle Washington, U. S. of friggin A! Not
too proud, though . . .
* nin0 grew up in Florida - land of snow
<FreqMan> kend - are there outbacks all over?
<^wanderer^> NEVER. Only down the coast.
<kend^> but, nino, its that type that you sniff in florida
<^wanderer^> nope.
<kend^> fm: in mich, yes, dont know about the rest of us
<cease> take some speed, and beat the queen to Perth
<^wanderer^> But the bush kinda covers a HUGE area of oz
<FreqMan> zdim... no kidding... Im in Arlington TX
<Zdim> cornstarch
<Zdim> its not real snow, its cornstarch
<Zdim> oh cool freqman
<^wanderer^> well, I gotta get lunch.. Ill be back soon..
<kend^> fm: good thing you arent in arlington, virginia
<Zdim> moving to dallas next friday
<kend^> lunch? oh yeah, international date line and all that crap
<kend^> come back again, wand, we dont mind at all
<cease> god, we have to turn him onto some of the firesign aussie
parodies
<^wanderer^> yup ..:)
* TinyDrTim knew a bush that covered a huge area . . .
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<kend^> almost 11pm here
<Zdim> weird, its only 10:40 here ...
<Zdim> ; )
<cease> and you still havent found your way out, eh tiny?
<Zdim> time fissure
<TinyDrTim> What time is it in Aussie land, mate? Today or tomorrow?
* kend^ warbles: imagine theres no heaven, no sydney
<kend^> its tomorrow there already, lew
<kend^> or its yesterday here?
<kend^> hey, what a concept!
<kend^> we are living in the past
<Firelogger> About 10:40 EST
<nin0> Firelogger - what time is it?
<Firelogger> Cool it lady, dont get uptight.
<TinyDrTim> Cat - Dont want to . . . :-)
<kend^> firelogger - whats the square root of -1?
<Firelogger> Theres a whole dead cat in every bar!
<Zdim> may i post a link to silly things? (one of my sites)....no
worry...no pr0n here!
<kend^> oh please do (pr0n too!)
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<Zdim> lol
<Zdim> http://www.stormtroopers.com/zwr/eel.htm
<FreqMan> so howcome all of today isnt getting suck through the
yesterday
vortex created by the wanderer anom... anomyl... anomylll ... um
phenomenon...
<Zdim> ty
* TinyDrTim thinks Nin0 is putting words in Fireloggers mouth . . .
<cease> thatll keep me out
<Firelogger> Its Kabloona hour!
<Zdim> the whole kabloona?
<Zdim> thats a lotta kabloona
<nin0> Please do, Zdim. All links automatically posted to
http://www.oz.net/~bltebby/newmirc.htm in a day or two
<Firelogger> Hi, fry!
<Firefried> Hi all
<Firefried> and the news drought continues...
<Firefried> BRB :)
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<Firelogger> Welcome Bri
<Firefried> Hey Bri, how are things in Briville??
<bfwestley> oh, ok
<bfwestley> pretty quiet so far
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<Firelogger> Good evening cease
<Firefried> SO quite I cant hear himself
<cease> hi folks
<Firefried> Hey cat
<bfwestley> hi cat
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<cease> hi other
<cease> fried, bf
<SO> How do. BW will be here in a sec.
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<Firefried> Is there still a west coast or has it all gone east??
<bfwestley> theyre eating east coast marshmallows
<LeatherG> Good evening, all.
<Firefried> Hi LG
<LeatherG> Firelogger?
<Firelogger> The B and the V being the same.
<bfwestley> a logging bot who spews bon mots when you mention the name -
dont say the name!
<LeatherG> I know that.
<LeatherG> Am I lagging, Bri?
<bfwestley> unless you want random sirefign fayins
<bfwestley> nope, 1 sec to all from me
<cease> i love those east coast marshmallows
<LeatherG> They knock me out when Im down there.
<cease> they taste like pork
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<StephenFosterKane> StephenFosterKane appears at 9:08:15 PM EDT with a
slightly frazzled hardware but hopeful attitude...
<cease> kane, the movie!
<StephenFosterKane> yep
<StephenFosterKane> hiyall
<LeatherG> Howdy.
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<cease> still dogging those klocks?
<Firefried> The Blind White Kane..
<cease> isnt it doglight savings time?
<klokwkdog> OK, where the **^%$ is the bleedin firelogger? why aint I
oped (not that i ever need it) and when is that PBS special?
<Firelogger> Papoon For President!
<Firefried> But whos saving it??
<LeatherG> Yer right, no one is opped but BFW.
<LeatherG> What PBS special?
<klokwkdog> and hes being strangely silent
<cease> theres a little doggie door
<klokwkdog> (i can tell & i just got hier
<Firefried> Ossmann for PreZ!!
<bfwestley> cat is lagging
<LeatherG> He aint lagging for me--2 secs.
<cease> i wonder if ossie is going to do something for your election?
someone should pay him for some comentary somewhere as the surrealist
candidate
<klokwkdog> from here, it all looks alike - Cats been reading his
Einstein, fer sure
<cease> should i try another server?
<Firefried> Pick up yur tale, cat.. that should cure the lag..
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<Firelogger> Welcome back kend^, the president will see you now.
<kend^> thanks, firelogger
<Firelogger> Too much - too soon!
<kend^> hi all
<cease> is this my tale?
<klokwkdog> you look fine to me, Cat - here at liberty, everyone else
is,
say, 2 secs and youre 5. a jnd, thats all
<klokwkdog> hey kend
<cease> kend
<LeatherG> Hi, kend^
<Firefried> Hey ^kend
<kend^> everyone to me is 4 or less
<klokwkdog> thats 4 or less true, ken
<kend^> apparently chanserv/nickserv isnt doint the op job
<kend^> theres one in every crowd :(
<klokwkdog> its not toting its load then
<kend^> bri, can you not "op" people?
<bfwestley> maybe it doesnt recognize anyone else
<klokwkdog> perhaps it IS der tod...
<bfwestley> the /mode command says I cant
<klokwkdog> can you compare us to a summers day?
<kend^> try typing /msg chanserv op cease
<kend^> or the nick of your choice
<klokwkdog> ...and ALL ops everywhere quit
<LeatherG> Nick nick nicky nick nick, stop slapping me!
<kend^> chanserv and nickserv are both on
<kend^> thats Kcin to you, sweetheart
-ChanServ:#firesign- bfwestley has opped cease
<LeatherG> That worked.
<klokwkdog> yes, perhaps another nick might be safer to try..."cease" is
one of those charged words in our language
<cease> how nice
<kend^> hey, you did it! eureka and hoover and dirt devil!
<Firefried> Somebody nicked the server??
-ChanServ:#firesign- bfwestley has opped kend^
<LeatherG> Dirt devil = soot satan at our house.
<bfwestley> youre all just power hungry
<klokwkdog> Yep - probably the same miscreant who nicked the Enigma box
from Bletchley last weekend
<LeatherG> Yeah, I wanna set the topic.
<cease> what would satan say?
<Firefried> He said power and we responded
*** kend^ changes topic to C:\ is the root of all directories.
<klokwkdog> (all power corrupts...but we need electricity -- D.W. Jones)
<cease> no, that was robosatan
<kend^> satan would say he sold a vowel to wheel of fortune and became
stan
<cease> proctor and bergman said "power"
<bfwestley> a PC-specific topic?!
<LeatherG> kend^: LOL
<kend^> oops, sorry, my mac friend
<cease> lol
<klokwkdog> didja see 1 Apr Salon? Brilliant Careers: Satan
<LeatherG> Unhappy Mac nam
<bfwestley> saw most of americathon today on TV
<cease> no i missed that
<cease> wow, bf
<bfwestley> forgot the meatloaf and jay leno had parts
<bfwestley> (that)
<cease> how was it?
<klokwkdog> yeah, Cat, and look what it did for them. All they got was
money and air time...
<LeatherG> WHAT was it?
<kend^> meatloaf, one of my favs
<cease> was chief dan george in it?
<bfwestley> its pretty weak, but there are some bizarre bits
<bfwestley> cat: yes
<cease> i recall proc telling me hed worked with dan, my man here in
north van
<bfwestley> P&B predicted a philandering president in 1998! Whoda thunk
it?
<kend^> anyone else here know all the dialog/words to "paradise by the
dashboard lights"?
<bfwestley> P&B didnt appear onscreen, though
<klokwkdog> no pl Ken
<kend^> kwd: in my earlier incarnations, the mind was as weak as the
body
<klokwkdog> even on cars where it were multiple
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<Firelogger> Whats the frequency, man?
<kend^> hey freq
<FreqMan> hello hello...
<cease> freq
<Firefried> Hey Hertz
<klokwkdog> no problem, Ken, in my earlier incantations, my voice was as
weak as my body
<LeatherG> Hey, our iron lung is working again.
<FreqMan> thats breath of fresh air....
<kend^> lg: dont forget to pay the lectric bill then
<LeatherG> Who is lectric bill?
<klokwkdog> all the lyrics for everything are online...except the
less-known Yma Sumac stuff
<LeatherG> Some of the lyrics Ive found on line are wrong.
<LeatherG> Whoever wrote them down misheard stuff.
<kend^> i just heard yma on npr the other day, first time ever, but ive
known her for years from crossword puzzles
<klokwkdog> AHHHHHH! Missed the moon thing! You folx on the left
coast
- all the planets are screwed up tonight! Go look.
<cease> its too light out here now, klok
<SO> Moon thing?
<klokwkdog> she and her 7-oct. range are still with us? amazing
<FreqMan> Fly me to the moon... let me walk among the stars...
<Firefried> Whose
<kend^> it was recording, kwd
<klokwkdog> Yeah, check Chronicle/SF Gate or something - they had a
story
<klokwkdog> all the planets what paid their light bill are ganging up on
the moon at northern horizon at twilight and gonna beat the crap out of
it
or something
<cease> did you folks check out the post from that show thats playing (i
hope) the dear freinds and lets eat shows?
<cease> i posted it to alt.ft yesterday
<cease> got it from ted alvy, surprised he didnt post it.
<FreqMan> Ill be playing a few dear friends on my show later this
year....
<LeatherG> Got it by e-mail but I wasnt sure where it was. No URL, I
think.
<cease> the original shows or the album, freq?
<FreqMan> a couple of the originals...
<FreqMan> I did a cut from album 8 about the census that should air in a
few weeks...
<cease> there are some lets eat ive never heard. plan to listen to em
from the website
<cease> leather, just go to the webpage of the station mentioned. its in
california somewhere, an npr station
<LeatherG> OK, cat.
<klokwkdog> just killed 1st mosquito of the year. its going to be a
rough one...
<cease> in april?
<cease> must be spring already. spider population is rising daily
<klokwkdog> I dont remember having one around so early.
<kend^> you have spiders in vancouver? im not going. but we have them
here, too
<FreqMan> if I could get some dot com mega corp to underwrite my show -
Ill be able to buy the whole dear friend collection AND provide my show
FREE to community and public radio all across the USA... anyone know any
dot com companies that like irreverant frequently anti-megacorp humor
type
shows????
<kend^> havent seen mosquitos yet though, supposed to have snow tomorrow
night/sat a.m.
<klokwkdog> Yep, peepers going crazy - good story in local paper on them
-
nobody ever sees peepers, but everyone hears them
<FreqMan> is that anything like a trouser mouse???
<klokwkdog> we have serious EE (encephalitis) problem here and maybe
west
nile, so seeing a squito so early is troubling. esp. inside!
<FreqMan> klok... the accepted abrev. is "skeeter"
<cease> indeed
<klokwkdog> its barely over freezing here at night this week
<LeatherG> Never thought about that, kwd--not seeing them. I never have.
<klokwkdog> yes sir - I will note that
<klokwkdog> a sec., LG, Ill dredge the URL...
<FreqMan> and the abreviation of personal computer is "pooter"
<kend^> "puter"
<Firefried> pooter aka the pushover (runs everything or everybody)
<FreqMan> ok... puter... but I like the hillbilly feel of "pooter"....
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<Firelogger> Howdy Boggler
<kend^> pooter reminds me of who i am after visit to taco bell
<nin0> hi all
<LeatherG> Hi, Nin0
<kend^> hi mind boggler!
<Firefried> Hey NinO
<Firelogger> Systat - Direct Readout - Uptime: 9:30pm est
<cease> nino. boggled any minds lately?
<nin0> Anything newsworthy happenin tonite?
<FreqMan> So I heard that Burger King, and Pizza Hut are going to follow
suit with their fast food brothers and change their names to BK and PH
respectively... for some reason Taco Bell is staying out...
<cease> firesign news or real news?
<kend^> hmmm, TB? why not?
<Firefried> The world ended as we know it...
<nin0> preferable Firesign news but anything humorous!
<nin0> Gosh, FF...did they change the water?
<cease> i just mentioned the npr show thats playing dear friends and
lets eat. i posted it to alt.ft yesterday
<cease> i think that counts as news
<cease> i hope this week wasnt the only one
<FreqMan> According to the Onion... Census officials are baffled that
there are only 13,465 people in the US...
<nin0> Cool cease, Ill look for that post later!
<cease> i have to read that more often
<kend^> did anyone hear onion dude interviewed on npr talk show this
week?
hilarious
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<Firelogger> The Technical Doctor is "IN"
<kend^> hey dt
<nin0> Hi Doc
<DocTech> hello, is shiva a good server to be on
<DocTech> ?
<LeatherG> Were the only ones who got the short form. The long form
people arent turning em in. Heard that on the news.
<cease> i have a vast amount of firesign but i dont have all the lets
eat shows and look forward to hearing them for the first time
<cease> hi doc
<FreqMan> Id like to get permission to steal some of the stuff that the
Onion comes up with on my show...
<Firefried> Hi Doc, have a Johnny cup..
<DocTech> yo ceaseter
<cease> he stabbed me with a shiva
<cease> i was reborn as a lotus!
<DocTech> thanks, dont mind if i do ff
<nin0> A lot of us are on lineone.uk.eu.dal.net, doc
<bfwestley> I ping doc fast
<cease> careful, you dont know what johnny put in that cup
* DocTech takes a warm steamin gulpful of his johnny cup
<FreqMan> LG... my wife didnt even let me see the damned thing... I came
home and she said... oh by the way... the Census came... I put it in the
mail. (I hope she filled it out)
* DocTech gasps for air, staggers, collapses in a heap in front of his
pc
<cease> i think hes still into that sex with his had thing
<nin0> Cease: whatever it ewas, it was warm and steamin!
* DocTech slowly recovers
<DocTech> hhheeeeellllllloooooooooo......
<klokwkdog> LG: URL gone. Maybe find it later.
<FreqMan> cease... as in.. he HAD sex?
<LeatherG> Freq, the short form had about four questions, and three of
them were about race.
<Firefried> or seven
<LeatherG> Tx anyway, kwd.
<nin0> He had gender...now he^h^hits neuter
<FreqMan> Human, Alien, other...
<kend^> lg: yeah, race, i put down "daytona 500" on mine
<klokwkdog> LOL
<DocTech> k^: daytona 500 - thats a good one!
<LeatherG> SO actually wanted the long form.
<kend^> under sex, as often as possible (sorry, old joke)
<nin0> Long form of *what*, LG? No...never mind...
<FreqMan> My sister in law got the long form... they have 6 people in
their house... yikes...
<LeatherG> You okay now, Doc?
<DocTech> lg: yeah i think so
<bfwestley> "whats your frequency of sex?" -- "oh, about 1 hertz"
<DocTech> except every once in a while i get these spots in front of my
eyes
<DocTech> wish those dogs would go away
<nin0> Gee Doc, thats ruff
<klokwkdog> thosere called "blind spots" after the character in the
early
reader series
<kend^> i havent had sex since 1945...thats a long time...but its only
2150 now
<nin0> A sad tail
<Firefried> And to think all I had to do was to put the balls on the
other
side..
<FreqMan> I have only one beer a day... Im up to April 30th 2123...
<klokwkdog> thats right - kick ol blind Spot again and maybe theyll
shift to the other side...
<kend^> freq! i like it!
<LeatherG> Ive got spots *in* my eyes.
<cease> look, spot
<DocTech> woof woof
<LeatherG> Run, spot, run.
<FreqMan> I got no spots... Im on non commercial radio...
<DocTech> isnt he a good spot folks?
<klokwkdog> some story had Bravarians as worlds largest beer drinkers
(believable if youve seen Bravarians)
<nin0> Dog Catcher = Spot Remover?
<klokwkdog> and had them downing 30 or 45 gal/year
<DocTech> nin0: could be, could be!!
<LeatherG> Ive never seen a Bravarian. Are they like Rotarians?
<cease> run spot run
<FreqMan> Oh... that reminds me... I gotta get to Oktoberfest (the real
one) one of these years...
<Firefried> What about the spot on the rug, is he paper trained??
<klokwkdog> I worked that out - its only about 10-12 oz/day - not
exactly
alcoholic level
<DocTech> yeah, but hell only read the new york times
<bfwestley> pay for your dog with a spot check
<kend^> my uncle spent extended time in air force in germany, said the
locals think of bavarians like we do west virginians or kentuckians
<LeatherG> So basically theyre large but they dont drink all that much
beer.
<FreqMan> where do find a dog with no legs... whereever you left
him...
<klokwkdog> what was that Steve Martin you sent, Ken - about the kittens
being from Mars?
<kend^> it wasnt steve martin, i dont remember who wrote it though. was
on one of the joke lists i get
<FreqMan> klok... maybe its in Bavarian gallons... hmmm?
<cease> speaking of mars, did you get lugers new mao lines i forwarded
you, doc?
<bfwestley> is that why theyre barrel chested?
<cease> i hope stenshoel can use em. sounded good to me
<klokwkdog> LG - no, they are the biggest drinkers of beer in the world.
maybe theyre counting ALL Bravarians, even the ones who dont drink
beer...
<klokwkdog> hmm, is that oxymoron, "Bravarians who dont drink beer"?
<DocTech> cease: not yet, when did you send em?
<FreqMan> LG... its all the prezels and struddel...
<cease> more than the belgians?
<DocTech> i havent checked my email in about 3 hrs
<cease> this aft, doc. As soon as bill sent em, around 3 i think
<DocTech> ah, so theyre probably there in the mail box. which account
did you send them to?
<klokwkdog> Belgians? Bravarians? Belarussians?
<kend^> the belgian weakness if waffles, if you can believe half the
breakfast restaurants around here
<cease> Firesign
<LeatherG> Bela Lugosi.
<bfwestley> belgians waffle too much
<kend^> and his faithful sidekick, boris
<DocTech> and at the risk of seeming brain-dead, once im logged into the
mush server how do i get into The Same Old Place?
<klokwkdog> The EU is headquartered in Brussels so they can be sure to
use
up all that ag. dairy surplus and achieve good turnover in ministers
<bfwestley> doc, you need to @set me=enter_ok
<FreqMan> theres a car dealership in the next town called Boris
Karlott... no kidding... hes got this big metal frankenstien on top of
his building...
<bfwestley> then you can be handed objects
<DocTech> bfw: huh?
<DocTech> i just wanna get into the room where others are now, is all
<klokwkdog> Ken - the article I read had to do with some trying to put
closing hours on beer gardens - some neighbors dont like them going at
4AM
<bfwestley> have you tried to take a cigarette?
<cease> maybe fredll make a movie about him
<klokwkdog> ...and the Bravarian response is: why dont you move...
<DocTech> i dont smoke
<cease> car dealers and the firesign theatre go together like....
<kend^> kwd: i like their attitude!
<bfwestley> doc: theres a back door now, go to happy panditt and ask him
to fly you to nancys place
<FreqMan> DEMONS!!!
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<DocTech> syntax, i need syntax! im a total newbie with fs mush, have
no
idea what im doing
<cease> the hind quarters are heard from
<Bob_Hind> greetings from the land of snails and adventure
<kend^> hi bob, hows the hind?
<klokwkdog> Hey TDT, who was that guy in Seattle who dressed as Satan
and
smashed cars? Something about "Chevys double-walled construction means
it doesnt show!"?
<nin0> Hi Bob
<FreqMan> I got lost in the mush last time... Ill stay here in the
chat...
<bfwestley> doc: thats the point
<Bob_Hind> not too....shiny
<bfwestley> doc: can you move around?
<cease> no, the liliputians have him tied down
<LeatherG> The Tiny Doctor isnt in, is he, kwd?
<klokwkdog> So this is the owner of The Golden Hind in Marin, eh?
<cease> only the liliputian docs tognight
<bfwestley> doc, where are you in the much?
<LeatherG> I dont think I could do IRC and learn MUSH at the same time.
<klokwkdog> oops - LG, u are right. where IS TDT tonite? Not like him
to
miss (but then I aint his housekeeper)
<Firefried> Where is the Tiny Doctor, anyway??
<Bob_Hind> The Golden Hind is docked in Boston harbor...its going to be
one eck of a tea party
<kend^> bob: tell us the 30 second biography, for those not in the know
<DocTech> im connected, but not in the fs mush part. forgot how to
enter
the space
<kend^> ken, michigan, since 1970 firehead
<bfwestley> doc, do +visit Regnad
<cease> hes grown so tiny he cant reach the keyboard
<Bob_Hind> smaller & smaller
<cease> sounds like my play Inside
<DocTech> bfw: thx. any chance someone can write up specific
instructions
for the fs mush so we can all find our way around easily?
<klokwkdog> TDT - use the YELLOW mushrooms. Thats it!
* LeatherG agrees with Doc.
<bfwestley> I added stuff to fst.com/mudhead.html
<cease> one shroom makes you smaller
<FreqMan> make sure you have a bucket
<FreqMan> or a towel
<klokwkdog> and one pill makes you...ah, I forgot!
<FreqMan> or was it a trowel...
<Bob_Hind> never put yellow musgrooms in the freezer...they turn
to....mush
<kend^> the smell of them cooking made me sick, never tried them
<LeatherG> Freq, why not call a spade a spade?
<DocTech> unlike some here, i just dont have the time to acquiant myself
with the vagaries and specifics of mush navigation except on irc nights.
<Firefried> and Gracie will shot you with a shotgun
<cease> all spades are groovy
<FreqMan> or shoot you with a shoot gun
<FreqMan> hey shes not groovy...
<Firefried> Slick answer
<LeatherG> <siren>
<nin0> Bozos use a Zip gun...
<cease> few zips are groovy
<klokwkdog> anyplace that "Five Future Lifestyles of Man" is up on the
web, Cat??
<kend^> and zippy used a bazooka
<Bob_Hind> Wanna hear me rap?
<Bob_Hind> ; )
<Firefried> You holdin??
<kend^> go for it, bob, we are up for anything
<FreqMan> Hes holdin...
<cease> zippys unarmed
<Bob_Hind> this is a frame up...you took my yellow mush!
<cease> amazing what he can do with his legs, though
<Firefried> No, I think Ill hold it over here.
<nin0> Have some blue moss instead
<Bob_Hind> thanks nin0
<FreqMan> lets turn him on his head...
<Bob_Hind> ptui! its disgusting
<nin0> Look! Look! The horizon is moving up!
<kend^> totally off the subject, and off the wall, who did album with
something about "pointy little head" in it?
<FreqMan> but is really great disgusting Mr Hind....
<klokwkdog> bless its pointy little head!
<Bob_Hind> hey its still warm
<nin0> Smells like...BREAKFAST!
<Firefried> J airplane, Bless its pointed little..
<kend^> thanks, ff, appreciate that conclusion to my random thought
<nin0> Thinking of Random Coolzip again?
<klokwkdog> definitely the Airplane
<klokwkdog> onea the best
* Bob_Hind pops a Duck Blind
* Bob_Hind guzzles
<Bob_Hind> Im blind!
<cease> no, youre hind
<FreqMan> if an airplane flies in the air... where does a sea plane fly?
<Bob_Hind> great duck, tho
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<kend^> you should have quit doing it sooner, bob
<kend^> i just wear glasses
<Bob_Hind> ahhh
<Firefried> If you are blind, you wont mind this offensive
comment..!#*&$&#$
<nin0> Erase your sins with Lasik laser surgery!
<FreqMan> shhhh he might have a braile monitor...
<cease> must be a left over duck from the rose parade
<FreqMan> DUCK!!!!
<Firefried> im in trouble now
<Bob_Hind> i cant feel a thing
<cease> Sic those lasers
<DocTech> im behind
<LeatherG> MR DUCKS, MR KNOT DUCKS
<LeatherG> S A R DUCKS
<LeatherG> C M WANGS
<FreqMan> I am A. Duck
<nin0> CM EDBD FEET?
<LeatherG> L I B MR DUCKS
<Bob_Hind> quark
<kend^> "your pants are down"
<FreqMan> this tape will self distruct in five seconds....
<nin0> Star Drake!
<nin0> Quark Quark Quark
<cease> rejoyce
<FreqMan> answer answer answer
<LeatherG> Three quarks for daffy duck
<Firefried> Sat on by a duck.. therefore ducked but not missed..
<FreqMan> is that my bill?
<DocTech> so theres mush documentation at
http://www.firesigntheatre.com/mudhead.html - thats very helpful bri
<cease> oh my duck, his pants have disappeared
<Bob_Hind> ty docT
<Bob_Hind> enteristing
<Bob_Hind> :)
<klokwkdog> beware the quantum ducks!
<nin0> Speaking of URLs, anyone got any new suggestions for the Easy
Read
IRC Log at the Tiny Dr.s place?
<Firefried> quirks and quakes
<nin0> I was thinking of collecting email addresses as well as URLs
<kend^> nino: as in, you want more, fewer, more interesting?
<Bob_Hind> make the text flash a lot - people really like that
<Bob_Hind> ; )
<kend^> i like it when it spins too
<nin0> Just anything you might want added to the program that formats
the
log file
<Bob_Hind> could cause delayed vorgorigmus tho
<DocTech> and be sure to use an illegible font - like SYMBOLS!
<Firefried> and when it comes out as Turkish
<Bob_Hind> towel
<Firelogger> Systat - Direct Readout - Uptime: 10:00pm est
<kend^> nino: times new roman, bold, italic, 16 point
<nin0> You guise are a pack of cards!
<Bob_Hind> bath
<LeatherG> Eek, time to go.
<nin0> Thanks, Firelogger!
<Firelogger> You rook ready for first retter from fanatic young
ristner...
<Bob_Hind> border
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<Firelogger> Dr. Tim is keeper of the sacred tablets!
<LeatherG> Gnight, folks.
<kend^> hi tdt
<nin0> Night, LG - Hi, TDT
<LeatherG> Oops, hi, TDT, bye, TDT.
<Bob_Hind> here, have a tablet
<kend^> bye lg
<Firefried> Hi..... TDT!!
<DocTech> nite lg
<Bob_Hind> hi TDT
<TinyDrTim> Hello, Dear Friends. Late but not forgotten, eh?
<DocTech> yo tee-dee-tee!
<nin0> Not lately...
<cease> by leather hi tiny
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<TinyDrTim> Babs, dont leave me now!
<TinyDrTim> Shit!
<kend^> i took virtual tour of the hermitage in st. petersburg, stumbled
into a room where i couldnt get english captions, all was in cyrillic
<klokwkdog> nite LG
<nin0> All was up against the wall of cyrillic
<Bob_Hind> cyril who?
<bfwestley> sounds cyrillistic, kend
<kend^> bfw: good one!
<kend^> hello, dali
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<klokwkdog> thats SAINT Cyril to you, Catholic scum...
<cease> by fried
<Bob_Hind> tanx TDT
<klokwkdog> nite FF
<nin0> Fries up
<cease> Sir Ill?
<kend^> cathylick
<FreqMan> so... has everyone czeched out the Reality Breaks new website
-
up since April 1st...
<klokwkdog> yeah, Ken, he had an ablum: Cyrilistic Pillow
<nin0> Whats URL, freq?
<kend^> i have several ablums
<FreqMan> http://www.geocities.com/xci_realitybreak
<cease> tell a vision, freq
<TinyDrTim> Hello, Mr. Hind - Do I know YOU? (To quote Steve Martin)
<DocTech> cease: lugers wavs sound fine thru my system
<kend^> oh yeah, now that i load it, it looks familiar. must have seen
ref
to it in ng
<cease> thats what i wanted to hear, doc
* klokwkdog thinks tonight is starting to resemble his Indian
half-sister,
Running Motif
<cease> and i like all the variety he gives me
<cease> lol klok
<Bob_Hind> weve met b4, TDT
<DocTech> cease: yes. i gotta duck out for a little while, ill stay
logged on but must divert my attention for a bit. dont touch that diall
<DocTech> dial
<TinyDrTim> Anybody czech out Firezines last chance sale lately? Theyre
going like hot groat cakes . . .
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<TinyDrTim> Bob_Hind - Real name? You in the CFD?
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<Bob_Hind> Zdim in the CFD
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<Firelogger> Howdy Boggler
<Zdim> brb
<nin0> Thanx Doc. Small space warp there...
<TinyDrTim> Firelogger, I havent said hello to you tonight. Any words of
wisdom?
<Firelogger> Nooooo! Imprications many, all horrible!
<kend^> i swear he knows what hes saying!
<kend^> do you, firelogger?
<FreqMan> nicely placed response...
<Firelogger> This tastes like moss
<nin0> Spookily sentient at times!
<FreqMan> maybe
<cease> you got the double cd of the maryland show, tiny?
<TinyDrTim> Otay, Zdim. Welcome to our weekly kaffee klatch!
<kend^> there goes another theory
<cease> well worth the yen
<FreqMan> So, how do you feel about crickets firelogger?
<Firelogger> #Firesign - The IRC channel that Nature forgot to hate!
<cease> even with routines i loathe
<nin0> crickets/nature - close
<cease> zahadoom? i thought you died on sheridan
<FreqMan> nin0... stretchhhhhhes on that one...
<kend^> nino: thats stretching it
<TinyDrTim> Cat, I believe so - would have to go through all my
collection
to be sure though. Why?
<kend^> firelogger: how bout them mets?
<Firelogger> Go No-Neckers, Go!
<FreqMan> hmmmmm
<kend^> ok, closer
<cease> just got it last week. great stuff. fred is to be commended. i
know its sales helped pay for the new issue
<TinyDrTim> You mean, to Bambi?
<FreqMan> mets... no-neckers... knuckle draggers...
<kend^> firelogger: does the rain in spain fall mainly on the plain?
<Firelogger> Oh my God - Ive got jaundice!
<FreqMan> its uncanny....
<cease> put it back in the can
<kend^> its tin canny
<cease> do you have prince albert in a can?
<FreqMan> brown paper baggie...
<nin0> Is the door a jar?
<kend^> i keep mine in a ziploc (r)(tm)
<TinyDrTim> Jaundice it is, Firelogger! Ready for symptom six, longer
than
anyone has ever surviced before?
<Firelogger> And you can believe me, because I never lie - and Im always
right.
<kend^> im not always right, but im never wrong
<TinyDrTim> er, survived
<cease> but, this is a bag of shit!
<nin0> But its really great shit, Mr C
<kend^> yeah, ive done that too! $20 for lawn clippings
<cease> reality break website is to be commended
<TinyDrTim> Geez, Dad, no one can stop you from nbeing Dog Killer this
time!
<bfwestley> but it
<kend^> cat: seconded, i like "lori" myself
<bfwestley> but its really great lawn clippings, Mr C
<FreqMan> cease... thank you... sign my guestbook...
<cease> peter?
* TinyDrTim grumbles again about his fat fingers . . . grumble grumble
<FreqMan> Im planning to do better links... and streamline the site as I
go...
<kend^> what do webmasters DO with those guestbooks?
<cease> book those guests
<FreqMan> kend... I read them, and feel really good that someone took
the
time to say something
<kend^> "and on tonights show, some lads from liverpool"
<FreqMan> really big shoes
<TinyDrTim> kend^ - We just want to see which bozo stopped by!
<kend^> i used to do it, then i suspected my name was sold to the "get
your merchant account here" people, i stopped
<FreqMan> tonights episode of ER is way too fast paced for me... Im
having overload...
<klokwkdog> gotta go real bad; back later
<TinyDrTim> And Freq is right. If someone takes the time to drop a line,
then they must have liked the site.
<kend^> freq: hold still, well give you 300 joules
<cease> will the real doctor pederman please report to neurosurgery
immediately
<kend^> well, freq, ill just tell you here i liked it, forge me in the
guestbook if you must
<TinyDrTim> My guest book is held in strictest confidence
<cease> cant catch many shnook if you keep dropping those lines
<kend^> some ive seen have all the entries out there in the open, thats
what scares me
<FreqMan> Im thinking of doing a skit where the Crocodile Hunter guest
stars on ER... Cracky... that looks like painful reptile itch... nurse
gimme that knife so I can suck out the poison...
<nin0> All the schnook are in the toilet anyway.
<TinyDrTim> Cat - Just brush off the cornstarch
<Zdim> suck out de poison
<cease> i read the daily shnook
<TinyDrTim> Freq - LOL!
<FreqMan> kend dont worry... you dont need to sign... thanks for the
comment...
<TinyDrTim> Anyone see the TOP 5 list on euphimisms for "getting your
period" ?
<FreqMan> Tiny... I do a great impression of the guy... my wife hates it
though... must be dead-on... hehehe
<FreqMan> TDT... I like a visit from Aunt Flo...
* FreqMan really doesnt like the way that sounded...
<kend^> tdt: yes, it was great even though i *still* havent got mine and
im 47
<TinyDrTim> 9.Massacre at the Y
<FreqMan> You need to go through your mid life crisis first... or does
that CAUSE it... I forgot...
* Zdim is fondling the rubber line again
<TinyDrTim> 3.Ordering lOmelette Rouge
<FreqMan> Anyhow... the minute you order that Harley... its not far
behind...
<kend^> ive gone through my midlife crisis, and its over--thank god
almighty, free at last
<TinyDrTim> Anyway, I laughed my ass off - Tastless, yes, funny, YES!
<kend^> i dont see myself on a harley, maybe one of those souped up
honda
gold wings
<kend^> tdt: you werent here when i asked earlier, did you hear the
onion
guy interviewed on npr this week?
<TinyDrTim> Peggy Blisswhips didnt care too much for it though - Oh well
. . .
<Zdim> when i die, i want to be stuffed with nougat
<kend^> and covered with caramel?
<FreqMan> So... if youre gonna live forever... when is your midlife
crisis?
<kend^> sometimes you feel like a nut.........
<TinyDrTim> kend^ - Yes, caught parts of it, in between sales calls.
Great
interview, what I heard.
<Zdim> no, a thin thin thin aluminum shell
* kend^ gets on religious soapbox: for it is appointed unto man once to
die....
<TinyDrTim> BRB - Piss, er, uh, pit stop . . .
<kend^> really, i guess my midlife was over 10 years ago according to
longeivity stats
* FreqMan says but only once....
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<Zdim> you cant say that on the radio
<cease> not much of a frequency
<kend^> that was st. paul quote (or was it jesus?) but i think we go
round
and round again and again
<cease> just like quarks
<Zdim> 16mm shell?
<kend^> i want to reincarnate as one of those cool guys with initial
first: l.ron hubbard, j.edgar hoover, g.gordon liddy, etc.
<nin0> Hey DocT...need a 100Mbps hub? One on eBay for $20 and some new
cards for under $10
<Zdim> I P Standing
<FreqMan> zdim... you can say an awful lot on the radio now a days...
but
not my show... I find that wav files inserted at the proper times make
for
a better cleaner show... man, Chris Rock gave me a run for my money on
one
of his pieces... he referred to a ladies secret place, and I replaced it
with Sylvester saying "Suffrin Suckotash"...
<Zdim> lol
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<Firelogger> Greetings, compadre
<kend^> hey lm
<nin0> Hey, Thanks kend^
* nin0 is "T.Rob" in real life...
<lennonmarx> greetings, fellow kids
<Zdim> welcome "_lennonmarx_"
<kend^> nino: i forgot about that. "i kiss you!"
<nin0> All hail!
<cease> lennon. i thought you were dead
<TinyDrTim> Heya, LM!
<kend^> yoko lives yet
<cease> look forward to reading your new book
<lennonmarx> not while Yokos alive
<Zdim> oh yoko....
<kend^> shes getting up there, what, 65 or so?
<lennonmarx> id love to turn you on, dead man
<bfwestley> well, Im gonna take off, see you next wednesday - oops,
wrong
fake film
<kend^> nite bfgoodrich, later
<FreqMan> ??
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<nin0> nite, bri
<TinyDrTim> What do you have to say about that, Firelogger?
<kend^> oops, wrong tirebitet
<Firelogger> I think youve got your phenomena scrambled.
<kend^> just like the eggs, there in there, too
<FreqMan> again a nicely placed comment from our friend....
<cease> by bf
<kend^> theyre in there, sorry about grammar
<FreqMan> were in where?
<Zdim> theyre in everybodys grammar, kend
* TinyDrTim thinks this Firelogger is controlled by an alien, or is it
Elian, Gonzalez?
<Firelogger> Deputy Dan has no friends.
<nin0> Neither does Elian...
<lennonmarx> deputy dan no esta amigos
<kend^> when a body, meet a body, coming through the firelogger
<Firelogger> Malcom X John Lennon? Come on in and dig your mother.
<Zdim> dont follow the balls when they make the street
<lennonmarx> ah, mom, Im not hungry
<TinyDrTim> In Kelseys Grammar?
<Zdim> whos gramma?
<cease> granpas wife
<lennonmarx> Ive got a gram
<kend^> grappa
<TinyDrTim> grouper
<kend^> anyone here tasted that stuff? i hear its wicked
<cease> i thought you split it with the sound effects woman
<nin0> agrippa
<lennonmarx> antipasta
<FreqMan>
<FreqMan> Todos debemos ejecutarnos de diputado Dan.
<TinyDrTim> Is that like - "Against Pasta?"
<Zdim> lol
<kend^> freq: spreak engrish!
<lennonmarx> Es muy fuente, Freqman
<TinyDrTim> Troop!
<FreqMan> We all must run from Deputy Dan...
<cease> skweek engrish, troop
<TinyDrTim> Luisa tienne catarro
<lennonmarx> cerveza frio
<cease> i have arrows?
<kend^> yo quiero luisa!
<TinyDrTim> I have bows
<TinyDrTim> Luisa is NOT queer!
<kend^> buttons and bows
<lennonmarx> su madre es el autobus in la cosina
<nin0> put a bow on it - maybe itll go away
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<kend^> red buttons
<TinyDrTim> LOL!
<kend^> hi wanderer
<Zdim> hey w
<cease> griz over portland by 10 in first quarter. a situation that will
change soon enough
<nin0> wander who that is
<TinyDrTim> So, who is the "wanderer?"
<^wanderer^> hey
<TinyDrTim> A Firesign Fan?
<cease> they call you the wanderer?
<TinyDrTim> I wander why . . .
<lennonmarx> are you the kind of guy that likes to roam around?
<kend^> i wander who wrote the book of love
<lennonmarx> youre never in one place, you go from town to town?
<Zdim> A Faresign Fin?
<^wanderer^> What, may I ask, is firesign??
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<^wanderer^> For heavens sake, no wander jokes!!
<TinyDrTim> who who, kend^
<kend^> bzzzzzzzzzzzz, wrong answer! kill him!
<cease> a comedy group were all fond of
<Zdim> tolchok the lad
* kend^ slaps ^wanderer^ around a bit with a large salmon, just for the
halibut!
<^wanderer^> fair enough :)
<TinyDrTim> What, may I ask, are you doing here?
<^wanderer^> Oooh. Ouch. :)
<kend^> we are mostly a friendly bunch though
* TinyDrTim slaps nin0 around a bit with a large trout
<Firelogger> Systat - Direct Readout - Uptime: 10:30pm est
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<Firelogger> Freq!
<cease> or a bunch of spinache
* TinyDrTim slaps ^wanderer^ around a bit with a large trout
<kend^> wb fm
* Zdim savages ^wanderer^ with a turbot
<^wanderer^> Well, TinyDrTim, I am living up to my name, and wandering.
* nin0 slaps TinyDrTim around a bit with a large trout
<FreqMan> Yikes... wah happen
<TinyDrTim> Sorry Nin0, my mouse is f*cked up
* kend^ wanders what this worlds coming to?
<FreqMan> it all came back to me like a hot kiss at the end of a wet
fist...
<nin0> Troutfest again. Oh carp ^h^h^h^h crap
<lennonmarx> kilgore trout?
<kend^> wanderer: i think you are on the next page in our script, stick
around, well get there eventually
<Zdim> Al Gore likes fish?
<Zdim> who cares?
<TinyDrTim> Well, welcome abroad, wanderer. Youve never heard of The
Firesign Theatre?
<^wanderer^> Oh...kay, I will.
<nin0> No, TDT...you do that to Gerbils, not mice!
<cease> he likes someone who works for scale?
<FreqMan> Al Gores initials are AAG!
<^wanderer^> Nope. Which country??
<kend^> almost the same as "eek"
<Zdim> prolly a pisces
<kend^> lets do the time warp again
<FreqMan> put your hands on your hips...
<nin0> Wanderer: check out http://www.firesigntheatre.com
<TinyDrTim> Where you from, stranger?
<cease> The Firesign theatre started as a radio show in LA in 1966. they
have many albums, including 2 new ones
<^wanderer^> okey doke, I shall.
<kend^> btw: we are *stranger* than most
<^wanderer^> Sydney, Australia.
<TinyDrTim> and http://www.oz.net/~bltebby
<cease> thats a long way to wander
<kend^> oh boy, an aussie! god save the queen!
<TinyDrTim> Eh, matey!
<kend^> and the abos too
<cease> i have friends in sydney. no doubt you dont know them
* ^wanderer^ smiles at all the nice foreigners
<TinyDrTim> or is it, "Eh, Mate?"
<kend^> throw another trout on the barbie (but not on the kend^)
<FreqMan> and he missed my idea about the Crocodile hunter...
<^wanderer^> I MIGHT.. :)
<kend^> wanderer: i regularly go to alt.binaries.australian.females--i
love your women!
<^wanderer^> ??
<TinyDrTim> Barbie smells like trout . . . After kend^ gets through
with
her
<kend^> lol tdt
* TinyDrTim apologizes for that last remark
<FreqMan> kend... be have...
<Zdim> there are only three things that smell like trout
<Zdim> one of them is trout
<^wanderer^> eah, we love our women too!!
<FreqMan> trout carp and... um...
<FreqMan> spleen...
<TinyDrTim> and yer kangaroos, eh mate?
<nin0> Holy carp!
<^wanderer^> thats..extraordinary.
<kend^> wand: what are you guys doing with all that olympic stuff now
that
its over? cricket and rugby?
<^wanderer^> No, we dont screw them!!
<Zdim> yes definitely spleen
* TinyDrTim is just kidding the new guy. He always wanted to live in the
outback
<Zdim> and badger
<Zdim> or dingo
<kend^> i eat at the outback, love those onions
<^wanderer^> So, where DO ya live??
<kend^> michigan, usa here
<lennonmarx> Boston
<kend^> still winter, snow tomorrow night
<Zdim> boston, soon moving to dallas here
<^wanderer^> wow, long ways away!
* TinyDrTim always wanted to live "down under", so to speak . . .
<^wanderer^> what is.. snow??
<^wanderer^> :)
<nin0> Charlotte, NC, USA, Earth, Milky Way
<cease> vancouver, canada
* Zdim high fives with lennonmarx "our fair city"
<^wanderer^> Same. Good thing I do live here!!
<FreqMan> theyre hosing down all the prostitutes...
<nin0> snow is that stuff you sniff that makes you speed around real
fast
<kend^> no snow in sydney ever?
* TinyDrTim lives south of Seattle Washington, U. S. of friggin A! Not
too proud, though . . .
* nin0 grew up in Florida - land of snow
<FreqMan> kend - are there outbacks all over?
<^wanderer^> NEVER. Only down the coast.
<kend^> but, nino, its that type that you sniff in florida
<^wanderer^> nope.
<kend^> fm: in mich, yes, dont know about the rest of us
<cease> take some speed, and beat the queen to Perth
<^wanderer^> But the bush kinda covers a HUGE area of oz
<FreqMan> zdim... no kidding... Im in Arlington TX
<Zdim> cornstarch
<Zdim> its not real snow, its cornstarch
<Zdim> oh cool freqman
<^wanderer^> well, I gotta get lunch.. Ill be back soon..
<kend^> fm: good thing you arent in arlington, virginia
<Zdim> moving to dallas next friday
<kend^> lunch? oh yeah, international date line and all that crap
<kend^> come back again, wand, we dont mind at all
<cease> god, we have to turn him onto some of the firesign aussie
parodies
<^wanderer^> yup ..:)
* TinyDrTim knew a bush that covered a huge area . . .
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<kend^> almost 11pm here
<Zdim> weird, its only 10:40 here ...
<Zdim> ; )
<cease> and you still havent found your way out, eh tiny?
<Zdim> time fissure
<TinyDrTim> What time is it in Aussie land, mate? Today or tomorrow?
* kend^ warbles: imagine theres no heaven, no sydney
<kend^> its tomorrow there already, lew
<kend^> or its yesterday here?
<kend^> hey, what a concept!
<kend^> we are living in the past
<Firelogger> About 10:40 EST
<nin0> Firelogger - what time is it?
<Firelogger> Cool it lady, dont get uptight.
<TinyDrTim> Cat - Dont want to . . . :-)
<kend^> firelogger - whats the square root of -1?
<Firelogger> Theres a whole dead cat in every bar!
<Zdim> may i post a link to silly things? (one of my sites)....no
worry...no pr0n here!
<kend^> oh please do (pr0n too!)
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<Zdim> lol
<Zdim> http://www.stormtroopers.com/zwr/eel.htm
<FreqMan> so howcome all of today isnt getting suck through the
yesterday
vortex created by the wanderer anom... anomyl... anomylll ... um
phenomenon...
<Zdim> ty
* TinyDrTim thinks Nin0 is putting words in Fireloggers mouth . . .
<cease> thatll keep me out
<Firelogger> Its Kabloona hour!
<Zdim> the whole kabloona?
<Zdim> thats a lotta kabloona
<nin0> Please do, Zdim. All links automatically posted to
http://www.oz.net/~bltebby/newmirc.htm in a day or two
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