Programming virtual dildos in C
Adam Ben Nalois
should I use a different programming language ?
Bruno Desthuilliers
> Is C a good language for programming virtual anal dildos for me or
> should I use a different programming language ?
Depends... Would an ANSI dildo fit your, er... needs ?, or do you need
more platform-specific extensions ?-)
Simon Biber
> Is C a good language for programming virtual anal dildos for me or
> should I use a different programming language ?
You will need a tap into the Central Nervous System of the user in
order to virtualise the sensations associated with anal dildo
insertion. Such hardware interfacing is not provided in standard C
and so is off-topic here.
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Anton Gavrilov
> Is C a good language for programming virtual anal dildos for me or
> should I use a different programming language ?
No, you shouldn't use C. It's not perverted enough to fully satisfy
your requirements. You need something like COBOL or VB.
BR,
Anton
Randy Howard
mister...@yahoo.ca says...
> Is C a good language for programming virtual anal dildos for me or
> should I use a different programming language ?
That has already been written. It is known as .NET.
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Christopher Benson-Manica
> Is C a good language for programming ... (snipped)
The sad thing about this post is that it's a Mad-libbed version of a
perfectly good post (asking whether C is good for somesuch issue), so
I'm not sure it would qualify as abuse. Oh well.
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> Is C a good language for programming virtual anal dildos for me or
> should I use a different programming language ?
i would be careful about u.b. ;)
Ben Pfaff
> Is C a good language for programming virtual anal dildos for me or
> should I use a different programming language ?
Standard C doesn't provide any way to interface with a virtual
anal dildo. You should consult a newsgroup that discusses such
things, perhaps alt.sex.fetish.anal.
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Simon Biber
> mister...@yahoo.ca (Adam Ben Nalois) writes:
> > Is C a good language for programming virtual anal dildos for
> > me or should I use a different programming language?
>
> Standard C doesn't provide any way to interface with a virtual
> anal dildo. You should consult a newsgroup that discusses such
> things, perhaps alt.sex.fetish.anal.
I don't have that group, but I do have alt.comp.periphs.dildoes which
seems to be more appropriate for computer-controlled ones.
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Ben Pfaff
> "Ben Pfaff" <b...@cs.stanford.edu> wrote:
> > mister...@yahoo.ca (Adam Ben Nalois) writes:
> > > Is C a good language for programming virtual anal dildos for
> > > me or should I use a different programming language?
> >
> > Standard C doesn't provide any way to interface with a virtual
> > anal dildo. You should consult a newsgroup that discusses such
> > things, perhaps alt.sex.fetish.anal.
>
> I don't have that group, [...]
I just made up the name, for what it's worth.
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