LOOK AT THE GOLF BALL AND GRIN!

[Eric Johnson]

SHOULD ANY OF YOU PASS GAS THAT OFFENDS MY DELICATE NASAL PASSAGES? WELL,
YOUR TESTICLES WILL BECOME MY PERSONAL PROPERTY!

PUT THE BUNNY BACK IN THE BOX!

BEAUTIFUL? NEW BORN BABIES ARE BEAUTIFUL, SUNSETS ARE BEAUTIFUL... THIS?
THIS??? THIS IS FUCKING SPECTACULAR!

Don't TEST me!

ENGLISH LERNT ME TO TALK REALLY GOOD.

But seriously... on a more profound note. This message was not intended to
be viewed as though I were a jackass. Rather, it is a statement against
this country's edumacational (gotcha) system. If we could all take the time
to educate our children, to avoid smokin' the dosia, and to better
ourselves, this world would be hundreds of times better than it is now.
Thank you.