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>OK - here's a list of 'fake objects' that the new lads at work always seem
>to get sent out for.
>Are there any *significant* examples that I'm missing?
>(Preferably hardware based...)
>
>Board Stretchers
>Brass Magnets
>Dehydrated Water
>Left Handed Monkey Wrenches
>Left Handed Screwdrivers
>Liquid Magnets
>Prop Wash (Bucket of)
>Rubber Hammers
Hey, what's fake about rubber hammers? I've got one at home.
>Shoreline (30m length)
>Sky Hooks
>Smoke Shifters
>Striped Paint
>Widgets
You could also add:
A long weight
Chocolate teapots
Glass hammers
Tiger Milk
The first one's my fave. Seen it done once in a builders' merchants. "Hi,
I'd like a long weight". "Okay mate, stand over there" (and he did...for
a LONG time).
John
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Errrm, I've got one of these, actually! (for hammering floortiles into place
without cracking them).
> The first one's my fave. Seen it done once in a builders' merchants. "Hi,
> I'd like a long weight". "Okay mate, stand over there" (and he did...for
> a LONG time).
Ha ha! Hey, but a ton, a short ton and a long ton *are* all different
weights!
Yours pedantically,
dave
12v short-circuit for a motorbike
8 inch reproductive tool
Bag of sparks (or spots for the spot welder)
A metric adjustable spanner
New bubble for the spirit level
Set of plug gaps,
Verbal agreement form
Board Stretchers
Brass Magnets
Bucket of short circuits
Can of Elbow Grease
Can of Elbow Grease
Tiger Milk
Can of Propeller Pitch
Chocolate Teapot
Compression powder,
Cooking glue
Dehydrated Water
Glass Hammer
Left handed hammer
Left Handed Monkey Wrenches
Left Handed Screwdrivers
Liquid Magnets
Long weight (wait)
Packet of Drill Holes
Petrol can for compressed air
Pigeon's milk
Prop Wash (Bucket of)
Radiator cap for VW beetle
Relative Bearing Grease
Rubber hammer
Shoreline (30m length)
Sky Hooks
Smoke Shifters
Spark plugs for a diesel motor
Straight hooks
Striped Paint
Not a fake object, but we used to enjoy sending first formers (prior to the
spring term when they studied mammalian reproduction) to the stores to fetch
a fallopian tube :-)
ZK
More of a naval thing but I believe new recruits were sent to search for
the golden rivet; I may have this completely wrong, in which case if it
means something obscene I'm suitably embarrassed in advance...
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>Kat<
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Hah Hah, I suggest you go find a sailor to explain this one.
I don't think you have fathomed the full implications.
Rich.
You've plumbed new depths with this pun!
Water you talking about?
Whale, are you going to explain? You're keeping us in the
dark on porpoise.
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Oh, I sea. Very funny!
nige
http://i.am/nige
>Hah Hah, I suggest you go find a sailor to explain this one.
>I don't think you have fathomed the full implications.
Yes, that's what I thought, hence my disclaimer.....
So, hello Sailor, are you going to tell me then?
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>Kat<
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Oh shit, we're not pissing about with more silly puns are we?
Yep. This thread is sunk!
and a spiral plumb line.
timi the tosspot - i8u 42828680
> OK - rubber hammers dropped - list amended below (love the
> long weight BTW, reminds me of the poor kid we used to send
> up to the roof to wait for the mail copter!)
When a new guy at the Unemployment Benefit Office, pissed
someone off we would send them looking for the lost claim tray.
Manic wrote:
>
> OK - here's a list of 'fake objects' that the new lads at work always seem
> to get sent out for.
> Are there any *significant* examples that I'm missing?
> (Preferably hardware based...)
>
> Board Stretchers
> Brass Magnets
> Dehydrated Water
> Left Handed Monkey Wrenches
> Left Handed Screwdrivers
> Liquid Magnets
> Prop Wash (Bucket of)
> Rubber Hammers
> Shoreline (30m length)
> Sky Hooks
> Smoke Shifters
> Striped Paint
> Widgets
Tartan shoe polish, ISTR
Cheers
L
Looks like it. Given the choice between looking for the
golden rivet or continuing the pun, I hose ..............
> double-ended nails
KAT DO NOT LOOK.
Left handed screws
">kat<" wrote:
>
> In article <81epb7$l1m$1...@uranium.btinternet.com>, timi the tosspot
> <tim....@rsole.btinternet.com> writes
> >
> >Nige wrote in message <383B4A...@gre.ac.uk>...
> >>double-ended nails
> >
> >
> >and a spiral plumb line.
> The story of my life.....
> when ever I mention the golden rivet, I've been met with resounding
> silence. Will someone perleese explain...... by email if necessary!
> --
> >Kat<
> Š
I'd love to Kat, but I'm in ignorance myself, as per usual.
But if someone does explain it, could you pass it along to me, please?
Ta
L
A quick amphibian impersonation for kat's benefit:
rivet-rivet
> Tartan shoe polish
Reflective, tartan shoe polish
The usual reference is to railways.
No idea what a sailor would do with it.
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>Kat<
©
Tin of elbow grease. (Friend of mine spent ages looking under the
kitchen sink for this as a child after her father said he needed some)
Vintage Beaujolais Nouveau - only the best wine shops stock this.
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Kennedy
Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed;
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed.
Python Philosophers (replace 'nospam' with 'kennedym' when replying)
Camouflage paint
A bubble for a spirit level
A leg puller
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On Tue, 23 Nov 1999 15:51:00 -0000, "Manic" <mänic@dépressivé.co.uk>
wrote:
Steve
> ">kat<" <katri...@cwcom.net> wrote in message
> news:KPNMJBAb...@cwcom.net...
> > In article <81epb7$l1m$1...@uranium.btinternet.com>, timi the tosspot
> > <tim....@rsole.btinternet.com> writes
> > >
> > >Nige wrote in message <383B4A...@gre.ac.uk>...
> > >>double-ended nails
> > >
> > >
> > >and a spiral plumb line.
> > The story of my life.....
> > when ever I mention the golden rivet, I've been met with resounding
> > silence. Will someone perleese explain...... by email if necessary!
>
> The usual reference is to railways.
> No idea what a sailor would do with it.
Interesting, may be its there for the same reason?
Of course most rivets on boats are made of other metals, which is why the
golden one is sooooo important.
Never heard of one mentioned aboard an aeroplane.
Rich.
Intuition <nick.f...@iitm.co.uk> wrote in message
news:383bc2fe...@news.in2home.co.uk...
Nor did anyone else.