DELURK NOW
Leah Verre
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Begin:
B. Chas Parisher
:) Dear Lurkers to alt.religion.kibology
:)
:) You are hereby ordered to post.
:) Use the handy space provided below.
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:)
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:)
:) Begin:
Something witty.
Whatd'yi win?
--B. Chas Parisher
Leah Verre
wrote:
A big bunch of ass!
.
Go away, old-timey-person!
YOU GO SQUISH NOW!
-Leah
------------------------------------
You wasted our time and bandwidth to correct a spelling error?
Get a life.....
- My buddy, Mark
Seth Tupper
> Dear Lurkers to alt.religion.kibology
>
> You are hereby ordered to post.
> Use the handy space provided below.
> You are ordered to say something witty.
>
> No pressure.
>
> Begin:
something witty
(I think your order is a plot to steal everyone's double t's.)
- Seth
Andreas Lehnert
Leah Verre <le...@humongous.com> wrote:
>Begin:
Me too.
Andreas
--
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awle...@midway.uchicago.edu
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Dean Lenort
>In article <3665ab1c...@news.primenet.com>,
>Leah Verre <le...@humongous.com> wrote:
>
>>Begin:
>
> Me too.
>
>Andreas
>
>--
>Andreas Lehnert aar...@hilbert.spc.uchicago.edu
Are you making fun of my name? It's spelled Lenort, not Lehnert fer
crissakes! No one makes fun of my name, and lives... BUCKO!
Oh sure, it may be fun to poke fun at someone's unusual monikker, but where
does it end? YOU HAVE YOUR LAUGHS, BUT YOUR FUN COMES AT WHAT PRICE????
How do you measure the hurt in a young boy's heart when his mommy has to
explain to him that some people get their kicks by belittling others. Why
must we teach these paticular life lessons so early? Can't we give the
children a chance? But no, you had to go and make a mockery of a perfectly
normal name so that you could get your quick laugh. You disgust me.
So who's next? Leah Verre? Etienne Rouette? Huh? Do you really want to
inflict pain on either of these young and innocent children?
Actually, now that I look at them again, those really are two pretty good
names to make fun of. Leah Verre? Leah Very what? HAR! And Eighteen
Roulette has too many possibilities to even bother with. OH DANG! I MADE
FUN OF IT PURELY BY ACCIDENT! HAR!
So carry on my good friend Andreas! I see how the temptation is too much
to possibly resist and hold no bitterness towards you, for now.
--
Dean Lenort | ARK IS FOR WHACKY BOZOS WHO KNOW IT! NANAB
dean....@att.net | IS FOR WHACKY BOZOS WHO DON'T! - E. Holmes
Riboflavin
>"Leah" doesn't really sound like anything in Danish.
Leah is my bestest friend outside of a Danish.
Inside a Danish, it's too dark to see.
--
Kevin Allegood ribotr...@mindspring.pants.com
Remove the pants from my email address to reply
"Having a bad day? It takes 42 muscles to frown, but only 4 to pull
the trigger of a decent sniper rifle." - Dr. John D. Taylor
julie-louise
>
> Dear Lurkers to alt.religion.kibology
>
> You are hereby ordered to post.
> Use the handy space provided below.
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>
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>
> Begin:
I knew I had been lurking on ARK too long when I saw a listing for a
band called "Bowl of Fire" and wackyparsed it as...ah, you all can
guess.
Julie-Louise
Aaron A.
>awle...@midway.uchicago.edu (Andreas
> Lehnert) wrote:
>>In article
>> <3665ab1c...@news.primenet.com>,
>> Leah Verre <le...@humongous.com> wrote:
>>>Begin:
>> Me too.
>>Andreas
>Are you making fun of my name? It's spelled
> Lenort, not Lehnert fer crissakes! No one makes
> fun of my name, and lives... BUCKO!
Ooh, Cunningham's ticked!
>Oh sure, it may be fun to poke fun at someone's
> unusual monikker, but where does it end? YOU
> HAVE YOUR LAUGHS, BUT YOUR FUN
> COMES AT WHAT PRICE????
<doidy doidy>
>You disgust me.
Yeah, punk. Don't make me call my posse and jump yo' ass, foo'!!!
>So who's next? Leah Verre? Etienne Rouette?
> Huh? Do you really want to inflict pain on either of
> these young and innocent children?
>Actually, now that I look at them again, those
> really are two pretty good names to make fun of.
> Leah Verre? Leah Very what? HAR! And Eighteen
> Roulette has too many possibilities to even bother
> with. OH DANG! I MADE FUN OF IT PURELY
> BY ACCIDENT! HAR!
THAT'S FUNNY CUZ HE WUZ TELLIN ANDY NOT TO MAKE FUN OF PEEPULS NAMES!!!!
HAW HAW HAW HAW!!!!!!!
--
Preferred E-mail: "DoctorAaron at
mindless dot com"
"Sex is like going abroad, or leasing a car with a moonroof. No one
would ever think of bothering with such foolishness, if it were not for
advertising." -Bill Cleere
And
my
sig
is
way
too
long.
What
are
you
going
to
do
about
it?
</BLINK>
Aaron A.
And anybody whose name begins or ends with a vowel or a consonant,
> You are hereby ordered to post.
> Use the handy space provided below.
Use the "handy space" provided below.
> You are ordered to say something witty.
> No pressure.
> Begin:
his finger caught on something - I think it was part of his skull -
and they had to take him to the hospital with his finger in his nose and
we all lived out in Togiak which is way out in the middle of nowhere, so
it was 20 a mile drive over a gravel road. The end.
Joseph Michael Bay
>You just reminded me of the shirt I bought from a street vendor in
>Taiwan. It was white with green sleeves
Blam Blam Blam Blam Blam-Blam Blam Blam Blam
Blam Blam Blam Blam Blam Blam Blam Blam Blam
--
Joseph Bay Program in Cancer Biology -- Auctus Auctus Gratia
Leland Stanford Junior University Stanford, California
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Sheldon Gartner
wrote:
>Dear Lurkers to alt.religion.kibology
>
>You are hereby ordered to post.
>Use the handy space provided below.
>You are ordered to say something witty.
>
>No pressure.
>
>Begin:
It all began when I did a dumb thing--I put a dark red sweater that
had never been washed in with some other apparel.
D'oh!
Not only did it turn a white shirt slightly purple, it turn a pair of
jeans slightly purple as well. I didn't really notice it until I
looked in the mirror and realized I looked like I color blind.
-l: LURKER NO MO!
---
ICQ#: 9393354 * "Whenever you find that you are on the side of
the majority, it is time to reform." -- Mark Twain
Etienne Rouette
dean....@att.net says...
> awle...@midway.uchicago.edu (Andreas Lehnert) wrote:
>
> >Andreas Lehnert aar...@hilbert.spc.uchicago.edu
>
> Are you making fun of my name? It's spelled Lenort, not Lehnert fer
> crissakes! No one makes fun of my name, and lives... BUCKO!
>
> does it end? YOU HAVE YOUR LAUGHS, BUT YOUR FUN COMES AT WHAT PRICE????
> explain to him that some people get their kicks by belittling others. Why
> must we teach these paticular life lessons so early? Can't we give the
> children a chance? But no, you had to go and make a mockery of a perfectly
> normal name so that you could get your quick laugh. You disgust me.
>
> inflict pain on either of these young and innocent children?
>
> Actually, now that I look at them again, those really are two pretty good
> names to make fun of. Leah Verre? Leah Very what? HAR! And Eighteen
> Roulette has too many possibilities to even bother with. OH DANG! I MADE
> FUN OF IT PURELY BY ACCIDENT! HAR!
>
> to possibly resist and hold no bitterness towards you, for now.
> --
> Dean Lenort | ARK IS FOR WHACKY BOZOS WHO KNOW IT! NANAB
> dean....@att.net | IS FOR WHACKY BOZOS WHO DON'T! - E. Holmes
>
IHNJH, I'm just testing my old .sig. Which I had never noticed was FULLY
JUSTIFIED, before today.
--
"Even when you're lame, your name makes up for it." -Kevin Allegood
"[Your] name looks like the other half of Dean Lenort's name" -Kibo
B. Chas Parisher
:) ba...@netcom.com (B. Chas Parisher) wrote:
:) >Something witty.
:) >Whatd'yi win?
:) A big bunch of ass!
Yay! Heaven knows my ass is small enough. It barely fits in the parens:
(,). I'm so glad I'll finally be getting a new one! Maybe this one will
big enough to take up a full airplane seat! Oh joy!
:) Go away, old-timey-person!
Wow. I'm old-timey? Does this mean I can sit at the cool table with Lee
S. Bumgarner and Craig Shergold? Maybe Kibo will respond to my posts now!
But not Jaffo, 'cause he's a big meenie who just posts URLs.
:) YOU GO SQUISH NOW!
I feel so flat. Not entirely unlike someone's butt.
--B. Chas Parisher
Carlos Froggy May
: ba...@netcom.com (B. Chas Parisher) wrote:
: >Whatd'yi win?
: A big bunch of ass!
Whaaa! B. Chas Parisher gets ALL the ass!
: YOU GO SQUISH NOW!
SITE
-- F.
* Fro...@neosoft.com ** "The Information Super-Frog" [dibs] *
http://www.angelfire.com/la/carlosmay/
Carlos Froggy May
Frank Celsius (rev...@radix.net) wrote:
: Leah Verre explains it all:
: :Dear Lurkers to alt.religion.kibology
: :You are hereby ordered to post.
: Even us alt.slack Diaspora?
Do mention it if a.s ever gets fixed again.
(We used to rmgroup it once a year, but havn't
since '94. It's overdue; tear the damn thing down
and rebuild from scratch.)
Also, RevJack, you ain't no lurker no more. Sorry. The first
3 steps of the ARK Hivemind implant have already been completed
on you.
[...]
: This one guy at work always gave me a hard time, criticizing my ideas and
: denigrating my work in front of my superiors, etc. Also he smelled bad,
: and he always had food in his teeth. So I waited until one day when he had
: this big presentation to give to the Board of Directors, and I pushed him
: out the window. He died.
Not bad, but I have to take off 10 points for your failure to use
the word "defenetration".
Keep it up,
-- Frater Frogalogus
Mortis
>Dear Lurkers to alt.religion.kibology
>
>You are hereby ordered to post.
>Use the handy space provided below.
>You are ordered to say something witty.
>
>No pressure.
>
>Begin:
Well, i'm not really a lurker, more of a KPS spy, but here goes:
She's a super-freak! She's super-freaky! Unh! Yeah!
Mortis
Master of the Unknown, KPS
Nebulosis defunctus
**WARNING! WARNING! THE LATIN EATING .SIG HAS EXPLODIATED!**
BAAAAAAMF! GARGLE! KA-BLOOOOOIE!
Yoda6942
>
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Life sucks. Death sucks. Being dead sucks. Doesn't give you many options,
does it?
"When you wake up in the morning and nothing hurts, don't assume you're dead.
You could have leprosy." - Kaijen
Tim the Penguin
Yoda...@aol.com (Yes, I have AOL. You can stop laughing now.)
Leah Verre
wrote:
>On Wed, 02 Dec 1998 21:03:27 GMT, le...@humongous.com (Leah Verre)
>wrote:
>
>>Dear Lurkers to alt.religion.kibology
>>
>>You are hereby ordered to post.
>>Use the handy space provided below.
>>You are ordered to say something witty.
>>
>>No pressure.
>>
>>Begin:
>
>It all began when I did a dumb thing--I put a dark red sweater that
>had never been washed in with some other apparel.
>
>D'oh!
>
>Not only did it turn a white shirt slightly purple, it turn a pair of
>jeans slightly purple as well. I didn't really notice it until I
>looked in the mirror and realized I looked like I color blind.
>
>-l: LURKER NO MO!
OH I GET IT!
Lee is only ever delurked in his serious reporter guise!
He is only JUST NOW delurking as a kibologist!
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!
Clancy Dalebout
> It all began when I did a dumb thing--I put a dark red sweater that
> had never been washed in with some other apparel.
> D'oh!
> Not only did it turn a white shirt slightly purple, it turn a pair of
> jeans slightly purple as well. I didn't really notice it until I
> looked in the mirror and realized I looked like I color blind.
You just reminded me of the shirt I bought from a street vendor in
Taiwan. It was white with green sleeves (ooh! How inadvertently
H-massy!) and had the words:
SAVE THE
ARTH
in black 4032-point Impact narrow lettering, fully justified.
I destroyed it the first time I washed it by putting it in the
cardboard "My First Washing Machine (tm)" that sat out on the tile
balcony outside my flat, because the green dye they used was a
combination of Mountain Dew and file' powder.
IIRC, the washing machine really did weigh about 4 pounds, and was
powered by pressure from a garden hose.
> -l: LURKER NO MO!
And I didn't flame Lee!
Howya doin' Lee.
--
Clancy Dalebout | fleegix!at!siam!nein!aracnet!com
"With proper tactics, nuclear war need not be as destructive as it appears,
...BUCKO!"
-- Henry "Jaffo" Kissinger
James Kibo Parry
>
> Dear Lurkers to alt.religion.kibology
>
> You are hereby ordered to post.
> Use the handy space provided below.
> You are ordered to say something witty.
>
> No pressure.
>
> Begin:
Leah, you don't have the authority to do that, and even if you did,
nobody on a.r.k would listen to you because you have a job working
on CHILDREN'S software so it's obviously a WUSSY job.
So what we need is either (a) someone who works on ADULT software,
or better yet, because this is a family newsgroup, (b) me, the Officious
Leader (voice dubbed by Patrick Macnee) who can issue a binding decree
that all within the sound of my keyboard MUST OBEY AND LIKE IT.
I HEREBY DECREE THAT EVERYONE SHOULD DE-LURK -- IN ALT.TV.KNIGHT-RIDER.
Thank you very much.
-- The King Of Pseudo-Science
James Kibo Parry
>
> You just reminded me of the shirt I bought from a street vendor in
> Taiwan. It was white with green sleeves (ooh! How inadvertently
> H-massy!) and had the words:
>
> SAVE THE
> ARTH
That's my favorite song from any Odzilla movie.
> in black 4032-point Impact narrow lettering, fully justified.
Northing justifies using Impact. Except the "Wonder Woman" title sequence.
And that was the mid-seventies, when nearly every year was the Bicentennial,
so it was a special crazy time where all sorts of stupidity seemed okay.
> I destroyed it the first time I washed it by putting it in the
> cardboard "My First Washing Machine (tm)" that sat out on the tile
> balcony outside my flat, because the green dye they used was a
> combination of Mountain Dew and file' powder.
Powdered fillay? Is that the secret ingredient that turns boring
old fillay minyon into fillay shaved steak? That and an electric razor?
> [...] the washing machine really did weigh about 4 pounds, and was
> powered by pressure from a garden hose.
Now that's a phrase that would be right at home on CNN Headline News.
"Today, powered by pressure from a garden hose, Congress passed a resolution..."
That's the whole thing, they'd just stop when they got to the "dot dot dot"
part because it takes too long to say "dot dot dot" after every half a sentence.
-- K.
What's the Taiwanese equivalent of
those playground balls that say
"MOISTEN NEEDLE BEFORE INFLATING TAIWAN"?
And has anyone there ever invented a
combination playground ball inflation
and acupuncture needle?
Riboflavin
Joseph Michael Bay wrote in message <745bj8$a...@epic13.Stanford.EDU>...
>Clancy Dalebout <fle...@shell2.aracnet.com> writes:
>
>>You just reminded me of the shirt I bought from a street vendor in
>>Taiwan. It was white with green sleeves
>
^^^^^^^^^
Is that where you fired off both barrels at once? I'm still trying to figure
out these shotgun sounds.
david ross
http://members.theglobe.com/aza23/
bea...@my-dejanews.com
ki...@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) wrote:
> Leah Verre (le...@humongous.com) wrote:
> >
> > Dear Lurkers to alt.religion.kibology
> >
> > You are hereby ordered to post.
> > Use the handy space provided below.
> > You are ordered to say something witty.
> >
> > No pressure.
> >
> > Begin:
>
> Leah, you don't have the authority to do that, and even if you did,
> nobody on a.r.k would listen to you because you have a job working
> on CHILDREN'S software so it's obviously a WUSSY job.
kibo, first of all, SHE'S ALLOWED!
>
> So what we need is either (a) someone who works on ADULT software,
> or better yet, because this is a family newsgroup, (b) me, the Officious
> Leader (voice dubbed by Patrick Macnee) who can issue a binding decree
> that all within the sound of my keyboard MUST OBEY AND LIKE IT.
>
> I HEREBY DECREE THAT EVERYONE SHOULD DE-LURK -- IN ALT.TV.KNIGHT-RIDER.
secondly, while i am sure everydoidy will agree that this is
witty, YOU ARE NOT A LURKER!!!! duh.
>
> Thank you very much.
>
> -- The King Of Pseudo-Science
k o p s
aaaarrrgggghhh!!! kibo is the kops!!!
actually, shouldn't that be -- the King In a Bee's Orifice
cheers
brian
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Dean Lenort
>Daddy, what does, "fomatting dean....@att.net" mean?
>>Actually, now that I look at them again, those
>> really are two pretty good names to make fun of.
>> Leah Verre? Leah Very what? HAR! And Eighteen
>> Roulette has too many possibilities to even bother
>> with. OH DANG! I MADE FUN OF IT PURELY
>> BY ACCIDENT! HAR!
>
>THAT'S FUNNY CUZ HE WUZ TELLIN ANDY NOT TO MAKE FUN OF PEEPULS NAMES!!!!
>HAW HAW HAW HAW!!!!!!!
I'm sorry, your post receives an "F" grade for failing to include the
required word "COOTER!" at the end.
If your not even going to make an honest effort at the compulsories I don't
see why we should bother to let you try the free style.
--
Dean Lenort dean....@att.net
"Here, have a lutefisk. ><>" - Lupus Yonderboy
E Teflon Piano
dean....@att.net wrote:
}If your not even going to make an honest effort at the compulsories I don't
}see why we should bother to let you try the free style.
Which reminds us to remark that those commericals for pizza featuring
Snatch Cootertwat and his mop "lawyer" are really demeaning to the
profession of costumed trademark actors.
--
Institute for Misapplied Psychometry fellow E Teflon Piano, founder of the
Internet 'Lectronic Legal Society, is now AppleEvent aware, and running under
Mac OS 8. Teflon is a mark owned by duPont. E is E poly(Tetrafluoroethylene)
Piano Enterprises' [dibs] for ironic hyperbole and calculated misstatements.
ŠE[dibs] 1994-1998
Chihuahua Grub
"B. Chas Parisher" wrote:
>
> Leah Verre sez:
> :) ba...@netcom.com (B. Chas Parisher) wrote:
> :) >Something witty.
> :) >Whatd'yi win?
> :) A big bunch of ass!
>
> Yay! Heaven knows my ass is small enough. It barely fits in the parens:
> (,). I'm so glad I'll finally be getting a new one! Maybe this one will
> big enough to take up a full airplane seat! Oh joy!
>
> :) Go away, old-timey-person!
>
> Wow. I'm old-timey? Does this mean I can sit at the cool table with Lee
> S. Bumgarner and Craig Shergold? Maybe Kibo will respond to my posts now!
No. It means Lisa Pea will hate you.
Sorry.
That's just the way it goes...
...this is Chihu, signing off.
Chris Franks
> You just reminded me of the shirt I bought from a street vendor in
> H-massy!)
That Ralph Vaughn Williams sure could craft a mean tune!
Chris Franks
>
> I knew I had been lurking on ARK too long when I saw a listing for a
> band called "Bowl of Fire" and wackyparsed it as...ah, you all can
> guess.
Chris Franks
No, it is Parry, not Perry, and Lee is another reference altogether.
But not a bad first try for a WebTVer.
cr...@radiks.net
>
> Joseph Michael Bay wrote in message <745bj8$a...@epic13.Stanford.EDU>...
>
> ^^^^^^^^^
> Is that where you fired off both barrels at once? I'm still trying to figure
> out these shotgun sounds.
I'm still trying to figure out how you people get 10+ rounds out of a shotgun
without reloading. Perhaps "-" is the NRA designation for "reload".
--
David J. Crowe ********** My weeble just fell down
cr...@radiks.net **********
Leah Verre
Parry) wrote:
>Leah Verre (le...@humongous.com) wrote:
>>
>> Dear Lurkers to alt.religion.kibology
>>
>> You are hereby ordered to post.
>> Use the handy space provided below.
>> You are ordered to say something witty.
>>
>> No pressure.
>>
>> Begin:
>
>
>Leah, you don't have the authority to do that, and even if you did,
ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME THAT I AM NOT ALLOWED???
Maybe I should just take my name and my sanbox and convert to a LESS
SILLY RELIGION! HUNH? HOW WOULD YOU LIKE THAT, Mr. KIBO GUY?? Mr.
BIG OL' JERK GUY???? HUNH? HUNH?????
>nobody on a.r.k would listen to you because you have a job working
>on CHILDREN'S software so it's obviously a WUSSY job.
Pajama Sam will KICK YOUR WUSSY MARLBORO-SMOKIN ASS!
>
>So what we need is either (a) someone who works on ADULT software,
>or better yet, because this is a family newsgroup, (b) me, the Officious
>Leader (voice dubbed by Patrick Macnee) who can issue a binding decree
>that all within the sound of my keyboard MUST OBEY AND LIKE IT.
>
>
>I HEREBY DECREE THAT EVERYONE SHOULD DE-LURK -- IN ALT.TV.KNIGHT-RIDER.
Why not rec.org.mensa???
>
>
>Thank you very much.
>
> -- The King Of Pseudo-Science
Oooooo you make me sooooooo mayad!!!!!
- Leah Verre MOST POWERFUL PERSON IN THE WORLD
twi...@sound.net
cr...@radiks.net wrote:
> "Riboflavin" <ri...@mindspring.com> wrote:
> >
> > Joseph Michael Bay wrote in message <745bj8$a...@epic13.Stanford.EDU>...
> > >Blam Blam Blam Blam Blam-Blam Blam Blam Blam
> >
> > ^^^^^^^^^
> > Is that where you fired off both barrels at once? I'm still trying to figure
> > out these shotgun sounds.
>
> I'm still trying to figure out how you people get 10+ rounds out of a shotgun
> without reloading. Perhaps "-" is the NRA designation for "reload".
>
Speaking for myself, I use a ten barrel shotgun. A bit on the heavy side, but
whatcha gonna do?
--Terri
.
Theresa Willis
>In article <746tv9$itr$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com> cr...@radiks.net writes:
>
>>I'm still trying to figure out how you people get 10+ rounds out of a shotgun
>>without reloading. Perhaps "-" is the NRA designation for "reload".
>
>I was going to wonder that aloud, too, but had this nagging fear that
>my near-total ignorance of guns might be keeping me from having heard
>of some piece of RADIK()()L armament that allows one to do exactly
>that.
>
>I also can't recall Terri herself specifying that it was a shotgun.
Me either. Excepting as a dandy fashion statement.
Remember folks, shotguns don't kill people, I DO!!!!!!!11!
--Terri
NRA4EVER
Michael Janssen (CS/MATH stud.)
: In article <746tv9$itr$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>,
: cr...@radiks.net wrote:
: > "Riboflavin" <ri...@mindspring.com> wrote:
: > >
: > > Joseph Michael Bay wrote in message <745bj8$a...@epic13.Stanford.EDU>...
: > > >Blam Blam Blam Blam Blam-Blam Blam Blam Blam
: > >
: > > ^^^^^^^^^
: > > out these shotgun sounds.
: >
: > I'm still trying to figure out how you people get 10+ rounds out of a shotgun
: > without reloading. Perhaps "-" is the NRA designation for "reload".
: Speaking for myself, I use a ten barrel shotgun. A bit on the heavy side, but
: whatcha gonna do?
I think the Blam-Blam was when he switched feom one loaded gun to the other..
Myself? Only the best 12-barrel.
Jamuraa - and you thought I was gonna lurk forever?
The Avocado Avenger
^^^^
IWPTA "tuna". JTYSK.
Stacia * The Avocado Avenger * Life is a tale told by an idiot;
http://www.io.com/~stacia/ * Full of sound and fury,
Remove the guacamole to reply! * Signifying nothing.
David J. Crowe
> I was going to wonder that aloud, too, but had this nagging fear that
> my near-total ignorance of guns might be keeping me from having heard
> of some piece of RADIK()()L armament that allows one to do exactly
> that.
>
> I also can't recall Terri herself specifying that it was a shotgun.
Please excuse while I shift into research mode:
<KIBO>
: Re: alt.slack defection to ARK
: Author: The Avocado Avenger
: Date: 1998/11/25
: Forums: alt.religion.kibology, alt.slack
: Message ID: <73fq76$2tt$1...@hiram.io.com>
[regarding Ms. BLAM-BLAM's ommision from the US West Sex Goddess index]
: I think you're "Theresa" in the first list but "Etienne Rouette" in the
: designations listing. Maybe if you stopped wielding that shotgun and gave
^^^^^^^
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
[which was followed up directly by this post]
: Re: alt.slack defection to ARK
: Author: Theresa Willis
: Email: twi...@sound.net
: Date: 1998/11/25
: Forums: alt.religion.kibology, alt.slack
: Message-ID: <365c127d...@news.sound.net>
: No way. The shotgun is an important part of my new look. Do not
^^^^^^^
: interfere with my need to accessorize!
</KIBO>
So there you have it. Seems as though the shotgun is the weapon of choice
for the late-90's, smartly attired homemaker/mercenary.
--
David J Crowe *************** My weeble just fell down
cr...@radiks.net ***************
Does her gun have a ribbed barrel? IYKWIM.
Nick S Bensema
The Avocado Avenger <sta...@io.com.guacamole> wrote:
>
>IWPTA "tuna". JTYSK.
NO! MUST RESIST!
--
Nick Bensema <ni...@primenet.com> 98-KUPD Red Card #710563 UIN: 2135445
~~~~ ~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
duh
Mortis
>>Leah, you don't have the authority to do that, and even if you did,
>
>
>ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME THAT I AM NOT ALLOWED???
>Maybe I should just take my name and my sanbox and convert to a LESS
>SILLY RELIGION! HUNH? HOW WOULD YOU LIKE THAT, Mr. KIBO GUY?? Mr.
>BIG OL' JERK GUY???? HUNH? HUNH?????
Even though we may not be a religion, the KPS is actively (and
secretly) accepting new members! We need your kind of talent to bring
down horrible threads the usenet over! A great benefits package! For
more information (and a very good chance at membership!), come to
alt.fan.tom-servo and say "*PEEP*!"!
HAND!
David DeLaney
> I HEREBY DECREE THAT EVERYONE SHOULD DE-LURK -- IN ALT.TV.KNIGHT-RIDER.
...But ... but ... I don't _want_ to lower my IQ that much!
[I'm sorry, that was mean-hearted. It's just that I don't see the appeal of
a show where the -car- had greater sex appeal than its driver, the lovely
and talented Barbara Eden...]
Dave "where's waldo's talents? what would jesus post?" DeLaney
--
\/David DeLaney d...@panacea.phys.utk.edu "It's not the pot that grows the flower
It's not the clock that slows the hour The definition's plain for anyone to see
Love is all it takes to make a family" - R&P. VISUALIZE HAPPYNET VRbeable<BLINK>
http://panacea.phys.utk.edu/~dbd/ - net.legends FAQ/ I WUV you in all CAPS! --K.
Nick S Bensema
Leah Verre <le...@humongous.com> wrote:
>Dear Lurkers to alt.religion.kibology
>
>You are hereby ordered to post.
>Use the handy space provided below.
>You are ordered to say something witty.
>
>No pressure.
>
>Begin:
OK.. Have you ever taken a train and eaten it PIECE BY PIECE after
you just derailed it with your PENIS?
Joseph Michael Bay
>OK.. Have you ever taken a train and eaten it PIECE BY PIECE after
>you just derailed it with your PENIS?
You will.
--
Joseph Bay Program in Cancer Biology -- AVCTVS GRATIA AVCTVS
Leland Stanford Junior University Stanford, California
Nayncy, haynd da mayn da dayndy cayndy. Gawd!
5'CCGATTATGCCTGGCGCTAACGGCAGTACTGCT3' http://www.stanford.edu/~jmbay
twi...@sound.net
Leah! It's working! They're comin' out of the woodwork! (IYKWIM, AITYD!)
twi...@sound.net
cr...@radiks.net (David J. Crowe) wrote:
>
> So there you have it. Seems as though the shotgun is the weapon of choice
> for the late-90's, smartly attired homemaker/mercenary.
>
You bastard! I am nowhere near ninety! I'm not a day over 82!!!11!
--Terri
P.S. I'm really not!
> --
> David J Crowe *************** My weeble just fell down
> cr...@radiks.net ***************
>
> Does her gun have a ribbed barrel? IYKWIM.
>
>
None of your freakin' beeswax. Perv.
Leah Verre
twi...@sound.net wrote in message <748v8o$9uv$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>...
HAH!
SEE, MR. KIBOGUY???? SEE!!!!
Not allowed, MY ASS!
BUCKO!!!
-L
cr...@radiks.net
> You bastard! I am nowhere near ninety! I'm not a day over 82!!!11!
... and we leave you tonight with the story of the shotgun wielding granny
from Missouri.
[video of Terri angrily pointing at the camera and shouting what lip-readers
have verified as obscenities]
She began carrying the weapon as a necessity "to teach those cretins a
lesson," as the octagenarian put it. Now it's strictly a fashion accessory.
These days she has a busy social agenda made up of speaking engagements to
civic groups and appearances at community events. Tour buses from as far
away as Pixley have scheduled trips to the senior center where she spends her
free time in order to get a glimpse of this feisty old gal.
How about that weather forecast one more time, Phil?
Partly cloggy tonight with a median output of 35 Abian. Fully occluded
tomorrow.
Good night!
>
> None of your freakin' beeswax. Perv.
For your information, the neighborhood kids call me Uncle Pervy.
--
DAvid J. Crowe ************ My weeble just fell down.
cr...@radiks.net ************
Leah Verre
>So when should we, like, un-delurk?
HAH! That's funny.
You actually think that now that we know who the lurkers are, we're
ever going to ALLOW them to de-lurk again?
NEVAH!
NEVAH, EVAH!
Of course, I don't have any authority here APPARENTLY. SO I HEAR.
But I'm still going to order you around anyhowz.
HAH! HAH!
Love to you all!
-Leah
PS: Those of you with nothing really fun to do may want to check out
my updated website. It has nothing to do with anything, but I figured
I should plug it anyhow, JUST FOR FUNSIES!!!!! and also BUCKO!!!!
http://www.seanet.com/~leahv
HTH!
-L
cr...@radiks.net
[snip]
> PS: Those of you with nothing really fun to do may want to check out
> my updated website. It has nothing to do with anything, but I figured
> I should plug it anyhow, JUST FOR FUNSIES!!!!! and also BUCKO!!!!
> http://www.seanet.com/~leahv
>
Your Miró needs some watering.
Oh, um ... BUCKO!
Sorry.
Clancy Dalebout
> On 4 Dec 1998 17:12:37 GMT, Frank Celsius <rev...@radix.net> wrote:
>>So when should we, like, un-delurk?
> HAH! That's funny.
> You actually think that now that we know who the lurkers are, we're
> ever going to ALLOW them to de-lurk again?
> NEVAH!
> NEVAH, EVAH!
> Of course, I don't have any authority here APPARENTLY. SO I HEAR.
> But I'm still going to order you around anyhowz.
Leah Verre: lurkherder
--
Clancy Dalebout | fleegix!at!siam!nein!aracnet!com
"With proper tactics, nuclear war need not be as destructive as it appears,
...BUCKO!" -- Henry "Jaffo" Kissinger
Here. Have a lutedood: o-X -- Joseph "Michael" Bay
Leah Verre
>Leah Verre explains it all:
>
>:Of course, I don't have any authority here APPARENTLY. SO I HEAR.
>:But I'm still going to order you around anyhowz.
>
>You should order everyone to cheer Jaffo up.
>
>:PS: Those of you with nothing really fun to do may want to check out
>:my updated website. It has nothing to do with anything, but I figured
>:I should plug it anyhow, JUST FOR FUNSIES!!!!! and also BUCKO!!!!
>:http://www.seanet.com/~leahv
>
><TABLE CELLPADDING=0 CELLSPACING=0 BORDER=0 WIDTH=1421>
> ^^^^^^^^^^
>??????
I never said it was well-designed.
OKAY, SMARTGUY??? WHY DON'T YOU TRY USING NET OBFUSCATION FOR A WHILE,
HUNH?? HUNH MR. WEB EXPERT GUY, HUNH?!?!?!
Yeah, youknowhati'msaying.
-L
cm...@copperhill.com
In article <3665ab1c...@news.primenet.com>,
Leah Verre <le...@humongous.com> wrote:
>>Dear Lurkers to alt.religion.kibology
>>
>>You are hereby ordered to post.
>>Use the handy space provided below.
I should prefer not to.
Jason McLaren
b> ki...@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) wrote:
b> > Leah Verre (le...@humongous.com) wrote:
b> > >
b> > > Dear Lurkers to alt.religion.kibology
b> > > You are hereby ordered to post.
b> >
b> > Leah, you don't have the authority to do that
b>
b> kibo, first of all, SHE'S ALLOWED!
Yeah, but who does she think she is? She can't just MAKE us delurk!
Er, oops.
Jason
--
Jason McLaren jas...@poboxes.com www.poboxes.com/jasonm/
Butter tarts taste good. You can have all the butter tarts you want.
AFFA MU
>Non-Lurkers can keep saying stupid things.
OK
Camille: You, sir, should un-lurk.
Spot: Indeed, everyone else has un-lurked. Now let us see what lies
behind your pants.
TKIY: I wear no pants.
Camille: No Pants?! No Pants?!?
Douglas Goodall
cuprum at earthlink network
Mortis
>PS: Those of you with nothing really fun to do may want to check out
>my updated website. It has nothing to do with anything, but I figured
>I should plug it anyhow, JUST FOR FUNSIES!!!!! and also BUCKO!!!!
>http://www.seanet.com/~leahv
If i ever got a llama, i would name him Bob the Uber Llama!
(with the two little bumps over the u in uber of course, but i'm too
tired to do 'em here)
The Avocado Avenger
>Leah Verre explains it all:
>:I never said it was well-designed.
>:OKAY, SMARTGUY??? WHY DON'T YOU TRY USING NET OBFUSCATION FOR A WHILE,
>:HUNH?? HUNH MR. WEB EXPERT GUY, HUNH?!?!?!
>:Yeah, youknowhati'msaying.
>Actually I enjoyed my web experience on your site. I especially liked
>the "This is me and a llama. I am on the right."
Here I would like to point out that I went to Leah's on my own, and it
had nothing to do with her request that we go to the site. And while I
first thought the llamas were not real, she has assured me that they were,
and I kept myself from writing her the following: "LOOK OUT, THERE ARE
LLAMAS!"
Carlos Froggy May
: On 4 Dec 1998 17:12:37 GMT, Frank Celsius <rev...@radix.net> wondered:
: >So when should we, like, un-delurk?
So Leah Verre (le...@humongous.com) said:
: HAH! That's funny.
: You actually think that now that we know who the lurkers are, we're
: ever going to ALLOW them to de-lurk again?
: NEVAH!
What, Nevah?
: NEVAH, EVAH!
Well... UNLESS!!!!
Anyone who doesn't have anything funny or interesting to
say: Please go into lurking mode now.
HTH. Really.
-- F.
* Fro...@neosoft.com ** "The Information Super-Frog" [dibs] *
http://www.angelfire.com/la/carlosmay/
the Ur-Beatle
:)> >Blam Blam Blam Blam Blam-Blam Blam Blam Blam
and Riboflavin wrote:
:)> >Blam Blam Blam Blam Blam-Blam Blam Blam Blam
:)> ^^^^^^^^^
:)> Is that where you fired off both barrels at once? I'm still
:)> trying to figure out these shotgun sounds.
and cr...@radiks.net added:
:)I'm still trying to figure out how you people get 10+ rounds out of
:)a shotgun without reloading. Perhaps "-" is the NRA designation for
:)"reload".
what we need, obviously, is closed-captioning for the
shotgun-impaired.
you know, that joke made a whole lot more sense a few
minutes ago, before I did all that reformatting...
--
ask me who dreamed in contours of pity.
His Most Feathered Eminence, the Ur-Beatle
the Ur-Beatle
:)> -- The King Of Pseudo-Science
:) k o p s
and bea...@my-dejanews.com wrote:
:)aaaarrrgggghhh!!! kibo is the kops!!!
KOPS: IN THE BOSTON PUBLIC LIBRARY
<cue reggae themesong>
"Bad Science
Bad Science
whachoogonnadoo?
whachoogonnadoo about
Archie P-YOO?"
--
odious sighing empresses often live here.
the Ur-Beatle
Nick S Bensema wrote:
:)>OK.. Have you ever taken a train and eaten it PIECE BY PIECE after
:)>you just derailed it with your PENIS?
and Joseph Michael Bay replied:
:)You will.
funny.
all this time, I never realized Joe Bay worked for AT&T.
--
dogs break all our leashes and some of our heels.
Jaffo
Okay, so I'm reading Leah's new page and I decide to follow the link
to Carlos. I haven't checked out the Kibological web pages in so
long, I don't even know who the regulars are anymore.
A person could be here for two years and still be "new" to me.
Like everybody else, the first thing I look for on these pages is my
own name.
I scroll down to see what Carlos wrote about me and I end up here:
"Jaffo is well endowed with 6 hectares of webpages. His newsfroup
alt.politics.jaffo is where some of us Kibologists sometimes go to
talk a little more seriously."
Carlos makes me sound like the Evil Babysitter. "Behave yourself
young man, or we'll send you over to Jaffo's!"
"No, anything but that! Nothing funny ever happens at Jaffo's!"
Geez.
My favorite entry is Froggy's description of Bev.
"It is said that back in the earliest days of the Internet when there
were only 10 women on line, W E D N E S D A Y was at least 6 of them."
I also like the tiny dig he wrote about alt.slack:
"I found 'The ARK' shortly after I went online in July of 1994 by
following the more clever crossposts on alt.slack"
Very slick. <G>
He also mentions the rampaging "Tribe of Jens" that conquered Usenet
in 1994. They gave it back, of course. Too high-maintenance.
Carlos also mentions an event that I would have killed mice to attend.
The 1995 Conference at Third Coast. But I've always been scared if I
actually met the Kibologists in person, I would be mildly horrified.
I've actually spoken with Louis Nick on the phone. I think I scared
him. It occurs to me that the only Kibologists I've met in person
aren't really Kibologists anymore. (Andy Damick, Ellen)
Carlos also mentions a few people I've never heard of.
CAJ?
b.eable?
Ranjit Bhatnagar? (Looks like ROT13 for William Shatner.)
Ron Burke? (I think this was the star of Boogie Nights.)
Chris Chase? (Is this guy related to Brian?)
Marty Fouts?
And who the hell is Captain Infinity?
Brian Knotts?
And what's the big deal about JAHWEH DAVID LYNCH?
Who's neko?
Is Hong Ooi still alive? He was funny.
I have a vague idea who Sleepbot is, but I still don't get the joke.
Syadoz? This sounds like a Viagra prototype. (My dick didn't get any
bigger, but my eyes bulged out like Roger Rabbit!)
Bruce Tomlin?
the Ur-Beatle?
Lt. Wilkes?
Terri Willis? Is this Theresa Willis? Isn't that the same person as
Stacia the Guacamole Girl?
I figure these people are:
1. Really old people who were here before me.
2. New people who have been here for 2 years or less.
3. Alt.Slack transplants.
Could everyone mentioned on this list please follow up and tell me
where you came from and how long you've been here? If you don't have
time to do this, please put a 1, 2, or 3 by your name, according to
the list above.
I'm confused.
Jaffo
--
Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke
a chain or freed a human soul. -- Mark Twain
Etienne Rouette
says...
[Snipped a list of people Jaffo doesn't know]
Is this reverse-name-dropping or what? I'm sure Stacia would not have
minded not being on this list.
Please, someone draw a diagram of the current status of the posters on
ARK, for Jaffo's benefit.
Etienne Rouette
Brian JARAI Chase
Nick S Bensema <ni...@primenet.com> wrote:
>OK.. Have you ever taken a train and eaten it PIECE BY PIECE after
>you just derailed it with your PENIS?
Nick, quit pleasuring yourself with the electric current running through
the tracks of your HO scale train set. It'll make you go blind.
-jarai.
--
---
Brian "JARAI" Chase | http://world.std.com/~bdc/ | VAXZilla LIVES!!!
Riboflavin
>Carlos also mentions a few people I've never heard of.
You know, Jaffo, you could loosen that killfile a bit... I mean, some of
these people are REGULAR POSTERS! Some of them should have posts in your
newsfeed RIGHT NOW!!1!!!
>b.eable?
Brian Eable (bea...@my-dejanews.com) is a fontist UN enforcer who comes in
to newsgroups to attempt to discover those who would oppose vicious new UN
policies. He has already marked me for cancellation because I refuse to go
along with his anti-helvitic plans.
>And who the hell is Captain Infinity?
You don't want to know.
>And what's the big deal about JAHWEH DAVID LYNCH?
He's not a real person, he's just some stupid Eliza script that responds to
stuff on ARK at random.
>the Ur-Beatle?
The Ur-Beatle had his trophy panties stolen by Leah Verre. This caused him
to get very angry and start posting to alt.slack, where Pope Emperor Frogman
appointed him 'His most feathered eminence'.
>
>Terri Willis? Is this Theresa Willis? Isn't that the same person as
>Stacia the Guacamole Girl?
No, Stacia is much shorter and works as a sub, while Terri/Theresa wields a
10-barreled shotgun and crafts things lovingly by hand.
>If you don't have
>time to do this, please put a 1, 2, or 3 by your name, according to
>the list above.
>Jaffo 6 (hectares)
I've included an example using Jaffo's name and the numbering system above.
--
Kevin Allegood ribotr...@mindspring.pants.com
Remove the pants from my email address to reply
"Having a bad day? It takes 42 muscles to frown, but only 4 to pull
the trigger of a decent sniper rifle." - Dr. John D. Taylor
Richard E. Nickle
Mortis <ri...@mindspring.badspambad.com> wrote in article
<366884f3...@news.mindspring.com>...
| (with the two little bumps over the u in uber of course, but i'm too
| tired to do 'em here)
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MORTIS THAT IS ALL.
MORTIS DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT UMLAUTS!
„ÐÖ ¥ÖÜ KÑÖW ÄßÖ܆ ßÄ¥WĆÇH¿?”
B. Chas Parisher
:) Chris Chase? (Is this guy related to Brian?)
Maybe, but neither of them are related to me. Dagnabbit.
--B. Chas "Although, sometimes it's a GOOD thing to have no USENET wise
relatives..." Parisher
bea...@my-dejanews.com
Jason McLaren <jas...@poboxes.com> wrote:
> >>>>> beable <bea...@my-dejanews.com> writes [with much snippage]:
> b> ki...@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) wrote:
> b> > Leah Verre (le...@humongous.com) wrote:
> b> > >
> b> > > Dear Lurkers to alt.religion.kibology
> b> > > You are hereby ordered to post.
> b> >
> b> > Leah, you don't have the authority to do that
> b>
> b> kibo, first of all, SHE'S ALLOWED!
>
> Yeah, but who does she think she is? She can't just MAKE us delurk!
>
> Er, oops.
HAY HOO ARE U KALLING A DUMBASS, DUMBASS??? U CANT JUST
KUM IN HERE FOR UR 1ST POSTNG AND CALL PEEPUL DUMBASSES!
U HAV TO WATE FUR UR 2ND POSTNG FOR THAT!!!1111!!!
cheers
brian
--
The guy's a troll. Ignore him. -- Captain Jean-Luc Picard
The guy's not even the real Jean-Luc Picard. Ignore him. -- Etienne Rouette
syadoz
Jaffo wrote:
> [***]Syadoz? This sounds like a Viagra prototype. (My dick didn't get
> any
> bigger, but my eyes bulged out like Roger Rabbit!)
dear Jaffo:
You must have a really high IQ plus ESP.
Your prescience in knowing that I have exophthalmos is just incredible.
However, I want you to know that, in the days when my parmaceutical
company was secretly testing Viagra prototypes, I was indeed a guinea
pig. None of the prototypes made my dick bigger.
Another company got the rights to Viagra. Out of curiosity, I tried it.
This product does not make my dick any bigger, either. Yet it seems to
work for so many other men.
We reworked our testing procedures in hopes that one of the discarded
prototypes would have some effect on me.
We tried everything. Test group after test group of Sports Illustrated
Bathing Suit Issue Models, Victoria's Secret Models and even porn stars
dedicated their time to the important task of making my dick bigger.
Nothing worked.
There was a slight, barely visible tumescence when I caught a glimpse of
that cartoon character, Taz. Then, someone shut off the tv, because they
were trying to get me to pay attention to all that T & A, and back to
square one.
Jaffo, I turn to you, in your infinite wisdom. Please, use your IQ, ESP
and 6 hectares for good, not evil. What would make my dick bigger????? I
beg you Jaffo. Help me, for I am lost
Syadoz XXX Theaters
Now Showing:
In Search of a Woodie
My What Big Eyes You Have
Mortis
>Mortis <ri...@mindspring.badspambad.com> wrote in article
><366884f3...@news.mindspring.com>...
>| (with the two little bumps over the u in uber of course, but i'm too
>| tired to do 'em here)
>
>YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MORTIS THAT IS ALL.
>
>MORTIS DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT UMLAUTS!
Of course, i'm not German. (well, i am a quarter german but all that
does is give me a healthy appetite for Liverwurst)
>„ÐÖ ¥ÖÜ KÑÖW ÄßÖ܆ ßÄ¥WĆÇH¿?”
I hate that show.
Mortis
Master of the Unknown, KPS
Nebulosis defunctus
"They will learn to fear everything pink, fuzzy and cute!"
syadoz
> "Richard E. Nickle" <ri...@trystero.com> wrote:
>
>
>> Mortis wrote:
>
> >„ÐÖ ¥ÖÜ KÑÖW ÄßÖ܆ ßÄ¥WĆÇH¿?”
This year, Beyjwatch and Melrovz Pleyjs are the 2 most popular shows in
Eastern Europe. These shows are considered appropriate for family values
viewing hours. This is one of the reasons that the crime rate is so much
lower over there than here. Here, in the US, these shows are broadcast
during hours when the family cannot sit around the tivee and bond while
watching these programs. And what is up with showing soaps during school
hours. Those are on the rest of the week during family prime time in the
ex-Soviet countries. Look at the better test scores those kids get.
Somebody needs to bitch slap that Jerry Falwell. We really could take
the good example of these countries when considering our tivee programming,
family values and education.
Captain Infinity
Jaffo wrote:
>Carlos also mentions a few people I've never heard of.
>
>CAJ?
>b.eable?
>Ranjit Bhatnagar? (Looks like ROT13 for William Shatner.)
>Ron Burke? (I think this was the star of Boogie Nights.)
>Chris Chase? (Is this guy related to Brian?)
>Marty Fouts?
>And who the hell is Captain Infinity?
I've wondered that myself. If you find out, please let me know. Thanks.
**
Captain Infinity
..."Reading a post from Captain Infinity is akin to
playing Russian Roulette with bullets made of cheeze."
--Mortis
kevbob
>So when should we, like, un-delurk?
um, now?
>/___~\ http://3509641275/~revjack
haha, you tried to make me go there but i now that there is not that many ip
spaces left. haha.
--
"goths float. i got it on tape." -me
AFFA MU
>http://www.angelfire.com/la/carlosmay/Kibology.html
Hm.
>"I found 'The ARK' shortly after I went online in July of 1994 by
>following the more clever crossposts on alt.slack"
Unfortunately, that's how you've been burdened with me.
>And who the hell is Captain Infinity?
He's from alt.fa.tom-servo or one of those other "serious" newsgroups.
>Who's neko?
YM Maneki Neko
Gee! I wish I had a kibolilogical wab page!
Jaffo
wrote:
:Jaffo, I turn to you, in your infinite wisdom. Please, use your IQ, ESP
:and 6 hectares for good, not evil. What would make my dick bigger????? I
:beg you Jaffo. Help me, for I am lost
:
:Syadoz XXX Theaters
:
:Now Showing:
:In Search of a Woodie
:My What Big Eyes You Have
As God as my witness, I didn't know you were a gurl when I wrote that
post.
From now on, all Kibological Females should put (F) by their names so
I don't make mistakes like this.
Or maybe you shouldn't, because that was the funniest post I've read
in this group since I started reading it again 10 minutes ago.
I am willing to sacrifice my dignity to make ARK funny again! God
knows, it won't be the first time...
syadoz
Jaffo wrote:
> On Sun, 06 Dec 1998 11:26:36 -0500, syadoz <mean...@roanoke.infi.net>
> wrote:
>
> :Jaffo, I turn to you, in your infinite wisdom. Please, use your IQ, ESP
> :and 6 hectares for good, not evil. What would make my dick bigger????? I
> :beg you Jaffo. Help me, for I am lost
> :
> :Syadoz XXX Theaters
> :
> :Now Showing:
> :In Search of a Woodie
> :My What Big Eyes You Have
>
> As God as my witness, I didn't know you were a gurl when I wrote that
> post.
>
> From now on, all Kibological Females should put (F) by their names so
> I don't make mistakes like this.
HUHHHHH???
As god is MY witness, I am not a gurl! What the heck are you talking
about?????
>
>
> Or maybe you shouldn't, because that was the funniest post I've read
> in this group since I started reading it again 10 minutes ago.
IMPOTENCE IS NOT FUNNY!!!! STOP MOCKING ME. YOU AND ALL YOUR 6 HECTARES!!!
WAAAHHHH! Jaffo is Mocking me. Someone make him stop
Jaffo
wrote:
:HUHHHHH???
:
:As god is MY witness, I am not a gurl! What the heck are you talking
:about?????
Fine. Then don't put (F) for female. Put (P) for Penis. (Whether
you use a little (p) or a capital (P) is a matter of personal taste.
:> Or maybe you shouldn't, because that was the funniest post I've read
:> in this group since I started reading it again 10 minutes ago.
:
:IMPOTENCE IS NOT FUNNY!!!! STOP MOCKING ME. YOU AND ALL YOUR 6 HECTARES!!!
:WAAAHHHH! Jaffo is Mocking me. Someone make him stop
Impotence IS funny. But not as funny as cancer or midgets.
Jaffo
:Fine. Then don't put (F) for female. Put (P) for Penis. (Whether
:you use a little (p) or a capital (P) is a matter of personal taste.
)
syadoz
Jaffo wrote:
> Fine. Then don't put (F) for female. Put (P) for Penis. (Whether
> you use a little (p) or a capital (P) is a matter of personal taste.
hey you almost broke my browser. You gotta close those java html thingies. Here
you go:
(/F)
Riboflavin
>all this time, I never realized Joe Bay worked for AT&T.
No, he actually works on the Death Star, but it's easy enough to get the
logos confused.
Captain Infinity
AFFA MU wrote:
>>And who the hell is Captain Infinity?
>
>He's from alt.fa.tom-servo or one of those other "serious" newsgroups.
I wish he'd go back there. There's far too much seriosity here as it is.
**
Wild Bumble, the Muffinsparker
Mortis
Who newfrouped alt.fa.tom-servo?
KPS oughta go over there!
(at least then H W*st couldn't find us)
James Kibo Parry
>
> dear Jaffo:
>
> You must have a really high IQ plus ESP.
But my IQ plus ESP is even higher. My IQ plus ESP totals 1700 and that's
before adding in my 2400 on the Chemistry SAT! That makes me a DOUBLE GENIUS!
and Pope Emperor FrogMaN (popellus_...@lart.com) wrote:
>
> Uhh, in my ultimate retardation, I misspelled "offer."
WAAH! I'M A DOUBLE GENIUS BUT YOU HAVE ULTIMATE SOMETHING SO THAT MAKES
YOU BETTER THAN ME EVEN THOUGH I'M NOT A RETARD LIKE YOU!!!
-- K.
People who aren't retards can be so cruel.
Theresa Willis
>
>Terri Willis? Is this Theresa Willis? Isn't that the same person as
>Stacia the Guacamole Girl?
My friends call me Terri, but you can call me Theresa.
And yes, "Stacia" is the nom de plume I adopt when I feel like
being short.
>
>I figure these people are:
>
>1. Really old people who were here before me.
I'm a really old people who arrived here after you.
>2. New people who have been here for 2 years or less.
My a.r.k. first anniversary is some time in January, I think.
Send me a present, and you can call me Terri.
>3. Alt.Slack transplants.
>
>Could everyone mentioned on this list please follow up and tell me
>where you came from and how long you've been here? If you don't have
>time to do this, please put a 1, 2, or 3 by your name, according to
>the list above.
>
>I'm confused.
Well, duh.
>
>Jaffo
--Terri (1+2)/2 HTH!
Clancy Dalebout
> In article <3666f658...@news.primenet.com>, Leah Verre wrote:
>>ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME THAT I AM NOT ALLOWED???
>>Maybe I should just take my name and my sanbox and convert to a LESS
>>SILLY RELIGION! HUNH? HOW WOULD YOU LIKE THAT, Mr. KIBO GUY?? Mr.
>>BIG OL' JERK GUY???? HUNH? HUNH?????
> HONH HONH? HONH! HONH HONH HONH HONH HONH HONH!! HONH HONH HONH HONH!
> HONH HONH HONH HONH-HONH HONH HONH!
^
Reload.
> HONH.
--
Clancy Dalebout | fleegix!at!siam!nein!aracnet!com
"With proper tactics, nuclear war need not be as destructive as it appears,
...BUCKO!" -- Henry "Jaffo" Kissinger
Here. Have a lutedood: o-X -- Joseph "Michael" Bay
Clancy Dalebout
> In article <366B0FAE...@roanoke.infi.net> syadoz <mean...@roanoke.infi.net> writes:
> How come God has to do all this witnessing, anyway? And does he have
> to appear in court? Or do they videotape his testimony at his office?
> Does he have to swear on a bible? Does he have to say "... so help me
> me"? Or does somebody else so help him?
> Also, does God ever get jury duty?
> ("I vote not guilty. Why? 'Cause I KNOW he's not guilty. Don't ask
> me how I know, I just KNOW!!!")
"It would seem, Mr. God, that you choose to flout the authority of this
court, and instead choose to appoint yourself judge, jury, and
executioner. Is this correct?"
From "The Cross-examination of God" by L. Ron Hubbard
B. Chas Parisher
:) How come God has to do all this witnessing, anyway? And does he have
:) to appear in court? Or do they videotape his testimony at his office?
The FTC haven't finished with Gates yet. Give them time...
FTC: Lord, have you ever, intentionally or unintentionally, sought to
use your near monopoly of western religion to discourage competition?
YAWEH: Yes. And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for
those meddling kids!
--B. Chas Parisher
ja...@jaffo.com
twi...@sound.net (Theresa Willis) wrote:
> ja...@jaffo.com (Jaffo) wrote:
>
> >
> >Terri Willis? Is this Theresa Willis? Isn't that the same person as
> >Stacia the Guacamole Girl?
>
> My friends call me Terri, but you can call me Theresa.
I'm sensing some hostility here. Please remember, just because I don't know
who you are, that doesn't mean I hate you.
I actually like your web page, but every time I start to review it, I get
distracted by the sex links.
> And yes, "Stacia" is the nom de plume I adopt when I feel like
> being short.
I wish usenet chyks would stick with one name each. Imagine the humiliation
if some guy hit on the same gurl twice!
Imagine the humilation of being rejected TWICE by the SAME PERSON!
That's only supposed to happen to really famous drunk guys like Richard
Burton.
> My a.r.k. first anniversary is some time in January, I think.
> Send me a present, and you can call me Terri.
You can borrow my copy of Atlas Shrugged if you want. They need to publish an
abridged version that takes out all those long boring speeches.
Cliff Notes for Atlas Shrugged:
"Dangy Taggert ran a railroad. She had lots of labor problems. Then she fell
in love with this engineer guy and ran off to live in a valley with him. And
they all lived happily ever after."
THE END
The summary is for high school kids, so they had to take out the part about
having sex in the factory.
> >3. Alt.Slack transplants.
> >
> >Could everyone mentioned on this list please follow up and tell me
> >where you came from and how long you've been here? If you don't have
> >time to do this, please put a 1, 2, or 3 by your name, according to
> >the list above.
> >
> >I'm confused.
>
> Well, duh.
NOTE TO SELF: Theresa does not handle sympathy pleas well.
Jaffo
--
Dejanews -- Preserving your awkward phase
Thomas R Scudder
: That's only supposed to happen to really famous drunk guys like Richard
: Burton.
So, what's he been doing since Star Trek: Reading Rainbow stopped
production, anyway?
: You can borrow my copy of Atlas Shrugged if you want. They need to publish an
: abridged version that takes out all those long boring speeches.
: Cliff Notes for Atlas Shrugged:
: "Dangy Taggert ran a railroad. She had lots of labor problems. Then she fell
: in love with this engineer guy and ran off to live in a valley with him. And
: they all lived happily ever after."
: THE END
: The summary is for high school kids, so they had to take out the part about
: having sex in the factory.
But ... but ... high school kids (specifically, high school geeks) are the
ONLY PEOPLE who'll actually READ THROUGH the boring-ass speeches.
(No, I didn't read AS in high school. But I did read through the entire
Thomas Covenant trilogy without once thinking the main character was an
annoying whiner.)
--
Tom Scudder aka tom...@umich.edu <*> http://www-personal.umich.edu/~tomscud
The cardinal rules of safety to survive Turkish driving are: drive very
defensively, avoid driving at night, and never let emotions affect what
you do. - State Department Travel Advisory
Christopher Chase
: Carlos also mentions a few people I've never heard of.
: Chris Chase? (Is this guy related to Brian?)
I can neither confirm nor deny at this time my relationship to a Mr. B. Jarai
Chase. There are too many Chases out there to construct an accurate
geneaology chart; however, I will try:
Chris Chase != Brian "Jarai" Chase
Simple yet eloquent. Always bitter, never smooth.
: 1. Really old people who were here before me.
No. And if I were there before you, you would know it from the warm feeling
you'd get from sitting in my ass-groove.
: 2. New people who have been here for 2 years or less.
Well, damn. My first post was The 25th Day of Septum in the Year of Our Kibo
1997. So sue me.
: 3. Alt.Slack transplants.
I believe I've made my opinion of alt.slack perfectly clear in another
thread. Mr. Eable, I will not cowtow to your demands. I WILL FIGHT! And I
WILL WIN! You can take my life, but you cannot take...MY FREEDOM!
I'm betting on either another UN airstrike on UT, or Terri to blow me apart
with the shotgun.
: I'm confused.
You should be. Isn't that the whole point?
--
Chris Chase
Grand Wizard - KPS of Texas
Kamikaze Peep Squad
Theresa Willis
>In article <366bee78...@news.sound.net>,
> twi...@sound.net (Theresa Willis) wrote:
>> ja...@jaffo.com (Jaffo) wrote:
>>
>> >
>> >Terri Willis? Is this Theresa Willis? Isn't that the same person as
>> >Stacia the Guacamole Girl?
>>
>> My friends call me Terri, but you can call me Theresa.
>
>I'm sensing some hostility here. Please remember, just because I don't know
>who you are, that doesn't mean I hate you.
>
Hostile? I haven't even shot you yet! Why, there are people here
I've blown away a couple of times already. But then, you only
hurt the ones you love.
>I actually like your web page, but every time I start to review it, I get
>distracted by the sex links.
Wow, I have a web page? Neat.
>
>> And yes, "Stacia" is the nom de plume I adopt when I feel like
>> being short.
>
>I wish usenet chyks would stick with one name each. Imagine the humiliation
>if some guy hit on the same gurl twice!
>
Note to self: Prepare to get hate-mail bombed by Stacia for
claiming to be her.
>Imagine the humilation of being rejected TWICE by the SAME PERSON!
>
>That's only supposed to happen to really famous drunk guys like Richard
>Burton.
>
>> My a.r.k. first anniversary is some time in January, I think.
>> Send me a present, and you can call me Terri.
>
>You can borrow my copy of Atlas Shrugged if you want. They need to publish an
>abridged version that takes out all those long boring speeches.
>
Believe it or not, I've already got it. I've even read it. Twice.
Except for the speeches... I drew pictures over those parts. Of
hammers and sickles and bunnies. Pretty, pretty.
Also, I thought the kinky sex in The Fountainhead was better.
>Cliff Notes for Atlas Shrugged:
>
>"Dangy Taggert ran a railroad. She had lots of labor problems. Then she fell
>in love with this engineer guy and ran off to live in a valley with him. And
>they all lived happily ever after."
>
>THE END
>
>The summary is for high school kids, so they had to take out the part about
>having sex in the factory.
>
I think there should be an Ayn Rand porno series. Then people can
claim they're just going to the movies for the philosophy.
I mean, it would be a crime to let all that train and tunnel
imagery go to waste.
CUE LEAH: Insert porno music soundtrack here. IYKWIM, AITYD.
>> >3. Alt.Slack transplants.
>> >
>> >Could everyone mentioned on this list please follow up and tell me
>> >where you came from and how long you've been here? If you don't have
>> >time to do this, please put a 1, 2, or 3 by your name, according to
>> >the list above.
>> >
>> >I'm confused.
>>
>> Well, duh.
>
>NOTE TO SELF: Theresa does not handle sympathy pleas well.
>
Well, duh.
>Jaffo
Actually, now you've gone and made me feel all guilty and stuff.
Tell you what, you can call me Terri, but only if you spell it
with a "y". And a silent "p".
Your devoted fan,
Pterry
P.S. I once told a Scientologist my last name was Dactyl.
Whadda maroon.
Carlos Froggy May
: http://www.angelfire.com/la/carlosmay/Kibology.html
[...]
: I scroll down to see what Carlos wrote about me and I end up here:
: "Jaffo is well endowed with 6 hectares of webpages. His newsfroup
: alt.politics.jaffo is where some of us Kibologists sometimes go to
: talk a little more seriously."
: Carlos makes me sound like the Evil Babysitter. "Behave yourself
: young man, or we'll send you over to Jaffo's!"
: "No, anything but that! Nothing funny ever happens at Jaffo's!"
: Geez.
Get huffy about my description when I was being NICE, eh?
Pray I don't get in a mood to put a description on my link to you
that'll really give you something to complain about...BUCKO!
[...]
: Carlos also mentions a few people I've never heard of [...]
: b.eable?
MEME IMPLANTATION UNSUCCESSFULL
YOU ARE USING AN OUTDATED VERSION OF THE HIVEMIND
TO UPDATE TO HIVEMIND98.6 CLICK
HERE --> [*] <--PERTH
...and update your selectfile while you're at it.
Mr. Eable and Mr. Pacheco are, at last check, neck-and-neck as
frontrunners for the 1998 ARK Newbie of the Year award (and not
due to lack of some other fine new contenders).
As for all the other user-IDs you haven't heard of, they're all
pseudonyms for this red-head-CHYK. (She also has an inexplicable
ability to make ferns vanish into the 6th dimension.)
-- HTH,
Your Amphibeous Cyberpal,
Froggy
Fro...@neosoft.com * "The Information Super-Frog" [dibs]
http://www.angelfire.com/la/carlosmay/
Teg Pipes
> ja...@jaffo.com asieoniezi:
> : You can borrow my copy of Atlas Shrugged if you want. They need to publish an
> : abridged version that takes out all those long boring speeches.
>
> : The summary is for high school kids, so they had to take out the part about
> : having sex in the factory.
>
> But ... but ... high school kids (specifically, high school geeks) are the
> ONLY PEOPLE who'll actually READ THROUGH the boring-ass speeches.
>
> (No, I didn't read AS in high school. But I did read through the entire
> Thomas Covenant trilogy without once thinking the main character was an
> annoying whiner.)
I read Atlas Shrugged in High School, and let me tell you, by the time I
was done with that book I was an expansive, kind, warm kinda person; the
kinda guy who appreciates others' foibles because hey, that's what makes
us human. Atlas Shrugged showed me the importance of getting along and
truely investing my *self*, whole heartedly, into a community b/c only
in communities do we get to interact with people, as people.
It taught me love for my fellow man.
-Teg
The Avocado Avenger
>ja...@jaffo.com (Jaffo) wrote:
>>Terri Willis? Is this Theresa Willis? Isn't that the same person as
>>Stacia the Guacamole Girl?
>My friends call me Terri, but you can call me Theresa.
>And yes, "Stacia" is the nom de plume I adopt when I feel like
>being short.
"Terri" is the name I use when I feel like pretending to be tall and
newbie.
>>I figure these people are:
>>
>>1. Really old people who were here before me.
>I'm a really old people who arrived here after you.
I'm a really old people who arrived here after Jaffo but before Terri,
or at least my other personality whom I call Terri.
>>2. New people who have been here for 2 years or less.
>My a.r.k. first anniversary is some time in January, I think.
>Send me a present, and you can call me Terri.
Geez, I can't believe I was so rude to Jaffo! Sorry, Jaf, you don't
have to call me Terri!
Stacia * The Avocado Avenger * Life is a tale told by an idiot;
http://www.io.com/~stacia/ * Full of sound and fury,
Remove the guacamole to reply! * Signifying nothing.
The Avocado Avenger
>ja...@jaffo.com wrote:
>>In article <366bee78...@news.sound.net>,
>> twi...@sound.net (Theresa Willis) wrote:
>>> ja...@jaffo.com (Jaffo) wrote:
>>>
>>> >
>>> >Terri Willis? Is this Theresa Willis? Isn't that the same person as
>>> >Stacia the Guacamole Girl?
>>>
>>> My friends call me Terri, but you can call me Theresa.
>>
>>I'm sensing some hostility here. Please remember, just because I don't know
>>who you are, that doesn't mean I hate you.
>>
>Hostile? I haven't even shot you yet! Why, there are people here
>I've blown away a couple of times already. But then, you only
>hurt the ones you love.
Dammit, Terri, LEAH is the one who does all the shooting! No, wait,
it's that girl named Joe Bay... damn. I forgot who we all are pretending
to be again!
>>I actually like your web page, but every time I start to review it, I get
>>distracted by the sex links.
>Wow, I have a web page? Neat.
Note to self: make a web page.
>>> And yes, "Stacia" is the nom de plume I adopt when I feel like
>>> being short.
>>
>>I wish usenet chyks would stick with one name each. Imagine the humiliation
>>if some guy hit on the same gurl twice!
>Note to self: Prepare to get hate-mail bombed by Stacia for
>claiming to be her.
Note to self: force the Kibo Chyks (Joe, Etienne, Terri, Leah, and that
Stacia chyk) to send pics so I can keep them all straight.
The Avocado Avenger
>In article <366bee78...@news.sound.net>,
> twi...@sound.net (Theresa Willis) wrote:
>> ja...@jaffo.com (Jaffo) wrote:
>>
>> >
>> >Terri Willis? Is this Theresa Willis? Isn't that the same person as
>> >Stacia the Guacamole Girl?
>>
>> My friends call me Terri, but you can call me Theresa.
>I'm sensing some hostility here. Please remember, just because I don't know
>who you are, that doesn't mean I hate you.
>I actually like your web page, but every time I start to review it, I get
>distracted by the sex links.
>> And yes, "Stacia" is the nom de plume I adopt when I feel like
>> being short.
>I wish usenet chyks would stick with one name each. Imagine the humiliation
>if some guy hit on the same gurl twice!
>Imagine the humilation of being rejected TWICE by the SAME PERSON!
My first instinct was to followup to this and pretend I was Terri, but
now I'm all confused. Whose webpage has the sex links? Did I forget to
pay the pants bill? Why are my lips so chapped?
Theresa Willis
>
>I'm betting on either another UN airstrike on UT, or Terri to blow me apart
>with the shotgun.
>
However much I may want to blow you apart with the shotgun, I can
not in good conscience do so. My self-imposed rules decree that I
may only blow up people who make lame puns that I didn't think of
first. One must stand by one's principles, no matter what the
cost.
On the other hand, if I ever get my Neutopian Monster Truck, I
plan to put the rebar roo-bar to use in just this sort of
situation.
Yours pompously,
--Terri
Theresa Willis
>
>It taught me love for my fellow man.
>
>
Me too.
Except for the stupid ones. God, I hate those people.
--Terri
Dean Lenort
>Actually, now you've gone and made me feel all guilty and stuff.
>Tell you what, you can call me Terri, but only if you spell it
>with a "y". And a silent "p".
>
>Your devoted fan,
>
>Pterry
I love your books! I have about 10 of them and the last one I bought was
_Feet of Clay_. Could you send me an autographed copy of _The Colour of
Magic_? I'd buy it myself but they won't sell it in these United States
because of the way Colour is mispelt.
--
Dean Lenort | Cry Havoc! And let slip the dogs of crochet!
dean....@att.net | -- Theresa Willis
Brian A Palmer
: twi...@sound.net (Theresa Willis) wrote:
:
: >Actually, now you've gone and made me feel all guilty and stuff.
: >Tell you what, you can call me Terri, but only if you spell it
: >with a "y". And a silent "p".
: >
: >Your devoted fan,
: >
: >Pterry
:
: I love your books! I have about 10 of them and the last one I bought was
: _Feet of Clay_. Could you send me an autographed copy of _The Colour of
: Magic_? I'd buy it myself but they won't sell it in these United States
: because of the way Colour is mispelt.
They changed the name of it in the US for that reason. Search for _The
Source of Magic_ (although they may have changed a few minor plot
details because American's can't handle British culture)
--
Brian Palmer | The reader this message
PO Box 17123 | encounters not failing
Stanford, CA 94309 | to understand is cursed.
650-497-4637 |
Teg Pipes
Obviously, Terri needs to be ignored, smacked around and then
SEXED in some sort of strangely opulent-yet-desolate industrual
setting.
But let me make one thing clear: I don't need you. I can get along
just fine on my own. I have my buildings, my fury, my PASSION to keep
me warm and that's all I'll ever need! Regular sex? HAH! I've been
masturbating over Frank Lloyd Wright blueprints and Rockefeller
biographies for YEARS and that does me just fine!
-Teg