SPOILER - Disney's MULAN
Ted Frank
MOB writes:
>CS: Yes. Is right. Now let me touch you bird.
I was told we wouldn't have pornography on this newsgroup.
Unless it involved clowns or Nicole Kidman.
ObKia: Adding "the Clown" to everyday nouns makes non-funny nouns funny.
Example:
NOT FUNNY: "Penis."
FUNNY: "Penis the Clown."
Exception to the Rule: names of countries from the former Soviet Union
are funnier without "the Clown" appendage. E.g., "Kazakhistan."
Kia's still upset at me because I made her giggle during the wedding
ceremony when I leaned over and whispered "Sri Lanka" to her. If I had
said "Sri Lanka the Clown," it would have been a disaster.
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the other countries' newspapers. There are just too many of them."
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Tom E Arnold
Ted Frank wrote:
>
> ObKia: Adding "the Clown" to everyday nouns makes non-funny nouns funny.
>
> are funnier without "the Clown" appendage. E.g., "Kazakhistan."
>
Stalin and one of my grandfathers came from. Also worth consideration,
tho not a former Soviet Republic, is Chechnya.
> Kia's still upset at me because I made her giggle during the wedding
> ceremony when I leaned over and whispered "Sri Lanka" to her. If I had
> said "Sri Lanka the Clown," it would have been a disaster.
>
asked "are there any here among you who know of any reason..." her
cuckoo clock answered. Whispering "Ceylon the Clown" couldn't have come
close to the damage that did.
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AndyMan!
In alt.fan.kia-mennie Ted Frank <m...@Radix.Net> wrote:
:TF I was told we wouldn't have pornography on this newsgroup.
:TF Unless it involved clowns or Nicole Kidman.
Pfft. Read the FAQ. The guy gets a law degree, he thinks he's an expert
on anything.
:TF Kia's still upset at me because I made her giggle during the wedding
:TF ceremony when I leaned over and whispered "Sri Lanka" to her. If I had
:TF said "Sri Lanka the Clown," it would have been a disaster.
Yeah, ok. I dunno about the rest of the audience, but I distinctly heard
you uttering 'lake titticaca'. So there. :P
:TF --
:TF http://www.radix,net/~moe
and change that ',' to a period, too.
_Am
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Jaffo
http://www.odci.gov/cia/ciakids/
This is the scariest thing I have ever seen in my entire life.
I mean, this is scarier than an Art Bell show.
I mean REALLY REALLY scary.
Like 1960's apocalypse science fiction scary.
I mean like Philip K. "Dream of Hydraulic Sheep" scary.
FEAR
FEAR
FEAR
FEAR
FEAR!
Jaffo
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ain't listening." -- Rhianna
Ted Frank
In article <6i8qcg$e...@newsops.execpc.com>,
Tom E Arnold <to...@execpc.com> wrote:
>This rule may require some reevaluation in the case of Georgia, where
>Stalin and one of my grandfathers came from.
Don't forget Jimmy Carter! Georgia's hep. I don't think it's fair that
Atlanta got the Olympics over Athens, though, because Athens has, by far,
the better music scene: REM, the B-52's, Soundgarden, etc.
>> Kia's still upset at me because I made her giggle during the wedding
>> ceremony when I leaned over and whispered "Sri Lanka" to her. If I had
>> said "Sri Lanka the Clown," it would have been a disaster.
>>
>Dee and I got married in her parent's living room. When the minister
>asked "are there any here among you who know of any reason..." her
>cuckoo clock answered. Whispering "Ceylon the Clown" couldn't have come
>close to the damage that did.
It couldn't have been half as disastrous as that Roseanne thing, though.
I mean, the tattoos and whatnot. My condolences, and I'm glad to hear
you rebounded despite the conspiracies of Australian clock makers.
Bill Newcomb
In article <6ia190$m...@saltmine.radix.net>, Ted Frank <m...@Radix.Net> wrote:
>Don't forget Jimmy Carter! Georgia's hep. I don't think it's fair that
>Atlanta got the Olympics over Athens, though, because Athens has, by far,
>the better music scene: REM, the B-52's, Soundgarden, etc.
Oh, so Athens has got to wait another eight years. Waah, cry me a river.
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nu...@best.com | "Drink ho-hum juice." -bb@ww.c
Bill Newcomb
In article <3548423e...@news.onramp.net>, Jaffo <jaf...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>http://www.odci.gov/cia/ciakids/
>
>This is the scariest thing I have ever seen in my entire life.
Heh. I Quote:
"Being late on a report in school may mean losing a
grade, but in the Agency the stakes are much higher..."
Stefan Kapusniak
In alt.religion.kibology, nu...@best.com (Bill Newcomb) wrote:
>"Being late on a report in school may mean losing a
> grade, but in the Agency the stakes are much higher..."
This site _has_ to be a conduit for coded communications
to in place operatives.
'Aerial Reconnaisance Photography Pigeon', disguises
including moose antlers, fake arrows through the
head, and a Monty Python Spanish Inquisition outfit
for the preposterously clean cut multi-ethnic chyk.
YEAH RIGHT. MESSAGE RECEIVED AND UNDERSTOOD. PROCEEDING
TO RENDEVOUS POINT.
-- Kapusniak, Stefan m
Bruce H. McIntosh
On 30 Apr 1998, Ted Frank wrote:
> In article <6i8qcg$e...@newsops.execpc.com>,
> Tom E Arnold <to...@execpc.com> wrote:
> >This rule may require some reevaluation in the case of Georgia, where
> >Stalin and one of my grandfathers came from.
>
> Don't forget Jimmy Carter! Georgia's hep. I don't think it's fair that
> Atlanta got the Olympics over Athens, though, because Athens has, by far,
> the better music scene: REM, the B-52's, Soundgarden, etc.
Aside from the fact that we seem to be talking about two different
Georgias here, Athens has the unavoidable misfortune of having Every
Gator's Favorite Football Snack, the University of Georgia. Tsk. :-)
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