Hooray! (was: ...Goddamnit..)

[The Cypher]

Neo Atma Weapon 3:16 wrote:

>You know what I feel like doing right now?

Killing yourself? KILLING YOURSELF?

>Getting up, walking over to the knife block, taking out the biggest, sharpest
>one I can find, put it against my wrist, and slide the blade across until
>it's crimson.

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[must keep my composure]

Ahem...boogie down, gentlemen.

[cue "Celebration" by Kool And The Gang]

>.....

It's a celebration...

>But I'm not going to.

Oh, damn it. I'll have to cancel the strippers.

>I finally opened my eyes. I was looking at life. At existence.

And it sucked, right?

>And I hated it.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

>It was cruel, it was awful.

<Atma> It was something my father did to me and it wasn't very lawful! </Atma>

>What's the point to all of it?

Well, mainly for you to die. Other than that, who the hell knows?

>The pain, the misery.

Sweeter words mine ears never heard.

>They say there's nothing stronger than love. They are wrong.
>There is something stronger. Hate. If I hadn't been taught all
>my life that you goto hell when you kill yourself, I'd be dead already.

Uhhh...hate to point this out to you, but God'll send you to hell for
wasting your time on the planet anyway. You may as well take the chance and
hope for forgiveness, 'cause I'm sure not going to give you any.

>Hope is an illusion. There is nothing.

Hmmm...sometimes I wonder what my name really means.

>I don't know whether I'm coming back to AGFF or not.

Here, let me give you some advice; don't.

>I don't know whether I'm going to be on AIM anymore.
>I don't even know if I'm ever gonna log online again after I log off
>tonight. I don't even know if I'm gonna to, by some miracle, not wake up
>tomorrow morning.

I heard 100 grams of depressants will help you there. Go search your trailer
for some.

>It's not worth it anymore. After talking on AIM, someone
>had suggested this horrid mood of despair and hopelessness I'm in will pass.
>Maybe they're right. Maybe I'll be back tomorrow senselessly and foolishly
>posting a 9 page sig and talking off-topic, acting like nothing is wrong. I
>don't know anymore. But for now, and probably forever, goodbye, AGFF. I'll
>try to go on and restrain myself from the knifeblock. And no, Cypher and
>Seb, you didn't beat me in a flame war. Life beat me.

Well, there's only one thing left for me to do.

[Cypher clapses his hands together.]

God, it's me, Cyph. Yeah, I know I haven't talked to you since I wished death
on my second grade teacher for failing me in math. But that's besides the
point. God, I'm going to ask you for the following favors:

* Make Atma choose the right decision and hang himself with some cable or
something.

* Hit Wyvern with a Dodge Dart and have the ambulances run him over on the
way there.

* Clean Erica Drescher.

* Give me a million dollars.

* Cut off Ultimax's testicles for calling me a pedo with no proof and then
backpedling.

* Blow up all of Sean Daughterty's Beatles records, tapes, and CDs.

* Give Unright crabs. (Or make this task a little easier and send Erica over
to his house.)

Even though it took you ten years to kill that teacher with a stroke in a
strip bar, God, I believe you can do this (a little faster, though). I
believe in you. Your friend, Cypher.

P.S. If it's not asking too much, could you set all of my enemies on fire?

Thanks.

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[Neo Atma Weapon 3:16]

The Cypher wrote in message <6h5o44$5bm$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>...

>Neo Atma Weapon 3:16 wrote:
>
>>You know what I feel like doing right now?
>
>Killing yourself? KILLING YOURSELF?
>

Don't worry, Cypher. If I ever got to the point where I would kill myself
it would mean either I had given up on God, or I'm willing to goto hell.
Either way, what I did with the rest of my life wouldn't matter. In other
words, you'd better pray I never get to that point, because if I did, I'd
get a list of people I hate, you would be on it, and I would get a gun, and
I would punish them before killing myself.

>>Getting up, walking over to the knife block, taking out the biggest,
sharpest
>>one I can find, put it against my wrist, and slide the blade across until
>>it's crimson.
>
>YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
>[must keep my composure]
>
>Ahem...boogie down, gentlemen.
>
>[cue "Celebration" by Kool And The Gang]
>
>>.....
>
>It's a celebration...
>
>>But I'm not going to.
>
>Oh, damn it. I'll have to cancel the strippers.
>

Strange, I didn't know you were into that sort of thing. According to DN,
you're just into 9 yr old girls.

>>I finally opened my eyes. I was looking at life. At existence.
>
>And it sucked, right?
>
>>And I hated it.
>
>Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
>
>>It was cruel, it was awful.
>
><Atma> It was something my father did to me and it wasn't very lawful!
</Atma>
>

Actually, I do hate my father, but that sad attempt at a flame isn't gonna
go much damage, Cyph, as he's never done that. I hate him for other
reasons.

>>What's the point to all of it?
>
>Well, mainly for you to die. Other than that, who the hell knows?
>
>>The pain, the misery.
>
>Sweeter words mine ears never heard.
>
>>They say there's nothing stronger than love. They are wrong.
>>There is something stronger. Hate. If I hadn't been taught all
>>my life that you goto hell when you kill yourself, I'd be dead already.
>
>Uhhh...hate to point this out to you, but God'll send you to hell for
>wasting your time on the planet anyway. You may as well take the chance and
>hope for forgiveness, 'cause I'm sure not going to give you any.
>

Nice ebonics, Cyph. When you get that translated into English, let me know.

>>Hope is an illusion. There is nothing.
>
>Hmmm...sometimes I wonder what my name really means.
>

It means "troll".

>>I don't know whether I'm coming back to AGFF or not.
>
>Here, let me give you some advice; don't.
>

Let me give you some advice: Burn in eternal damnation for all I care.

>>I don't know whether I'm going to be on AIM anymore.
>>I don't even know if I'm ever gonna log online again after I log off
>>tonight. I don't even know if I'm gonna to, by some miracle, not wake up
>>tomorrow morning.
>
>I heard 100 grams of depressants will help you there. Go search your
trailer
>for some.
>

Like I said, I'm not gonna get to that point, but if I did, you'd be the
first to know because I'd be putting a bullet in your head.

>>It's not worth it anymore. After talking on AIM, someone
>>had suggested this horrid mood of despair and hopelessness I'm in will
pass.
>>Maybe they're right. Maybe I'll be back tomorrow senselessly and
foolishly
>>posting a 9 page sig and talking off-topic, acting like nothing is wrong.
I
>>don't know anymore. But for now, and probably forever, goodbye, AGFF.
I'll
>>try to go on and restrain myself from the knifeblock. And no, Cypher and
>>Seb, you didn't beat me in a flame war. Life beat me.
>
>Well, there's only one thing left for me to do.
>
>[Cypher clapses his hands together.]
>
>God, it's me, Cyph. Yeah, I know I haven't talked to you since I wished
death
>on my second grade teacher for failing me in math. But that's besides the
>point. God, I'm going to ask you for the following favors:
>
>* Make Atma choose the right decision and hang himself with some cable or
>something.
>

That'd be suicide for you too, Cyph.

>* Hit Wyvern with a Dodge Dart and have the ambulances run him over on the
>way there.
>

Now THAT was a lame attempt at a flame.

>* Clean Erica Drescher.
>

Sorry to disappoint you, Cyph, but just because she won't sleep with you
doesn't mean she's got all the STDs you wish you had. If that was true,
every woman on the planet would be a walking virus.

>* Give me a million dollars.
>

I'll give you a million broken bones.

>* Cut off Ultimax's testicles for calling me a pedo with no proof and then
>backpedling.
>

There was proof, Cyph. You're in denial.

>* Blow up all of Sean Daughterty's Beatles records, tapes, and CDs.
>

And blow up Cyph while you're at it.

>* Give Unright crabs. (Or make this task a little easier and send Erica
over
>to his house.)
>

Stop telling us your fantasies of Unright, Cypher. No one wants to hear it.

>Even though it took you ten years to kill that teacher with a stroke in a
>strip bar, God, I believe you can do this (a little faster, though). I
>believe in you. Your friend, Cypher.
>
>
>P.S. If it's not asking too much, could you set all of my enemies on fire?
>

You are a blight on existence, Cypher. Build a rocket and shoot yourself
into the sun. That way this planet won't be stained with evil by keeping
your ashes on it.

--
Neo Atma

[Seb]

On Thu, 16 Apr 1998 16:20:04 -0500, "Neo Atma Weapon 3:16"
<Neo...@ThisPartToStopSpamSoDeleteIt.msn.com> wrote:

>The Cypher wrote in message <6h5o44$5bm$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>...
>>Neo Atma Weapon 3:16 wrote:
>>
>>>You know what I feel like doing right now?
>>
>>Killing yourself? KILLING YOURSELF?
>
>Don't worry, Cypher. If I ever got to the point where I would kill myself
>it would mean either I had given up on God, or I'm willing to goto hell.
>Either way, what I did with the rest of my life wouldn't matter. In other
>words, you'd better pray I never get to that point, because if I did, I'd
>get a list of people I hate, you would be on it, and I would get a gun, and
>I would punish them before killing myself.

That'd be pretty hard. You'd probably kill yourself by accident. What was
the statistic? "5 children die every day because they found their parent's
gun."

>>>Getting up, walking over to the knife block, taking out the biggest,
>sharpest
>>>one I can find, put it against my wrist, and slide the blade across until
>>>it's crimson.
>>
>>YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
>>[must keep my composure]
>>
>>Ahem...boogie down, gentlemen.
>>
>>[cue "Celebration" by Kool And The Gang]
>>
>>>.....
>>
>>It's a celebration...
>>
>>>But I'm not going to.
>>
>>Oh, damn it. I'll have to cancel the strippers.
>
>Strange, I didn't know you were into that sort of thing. According to DN,
>you're just into 9 yr old girls.

It looks like you left your brain back at DejaNews, fuckhead. If you'd
read Cypher's reply, you wouldn't be making such an ass out of yourself
right now.

>>>I finally opened my eyes. I was looking at life. At existence.
>>
>>And it sucked, right?
>>
>>>And I hated it.
>>
>>Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
>>
>>>It was cruel, it was awful.
>>
>><Atma> It was something my father did to me and it wasn't very lawful!
></Atma>
>
>Actually, I do hate my father, but that sad attempt at a flame isn't gonna
>go much damage, Cyph, as he's never done that. I hate him for other
>reasons.

*snicker*..

>>>What's the point to all of it?
>>
>>Well, mainly for you to die. Other than that, who the hell knows?
>>
>>>The pain, the misery.
>>
>>Sweeter words mine ears never heard.
>>
>>>They say there's nothing stronger than love. They are wrong.
>>>There is something stronger. Hate. If I hadn't been taught all
>>>my life that you goto hell when you kill yourself, I'd be dead already.
>>
>>Uhhh...hate to point this out to you, but God'll send you to hell for
>>wasting your time on the planet anyway. You may as well take the chance and
>>hope for forgiveness, 'cause I'm sure not going to give you any.
>
>Nice ebonics, Cyph. When you get that translated into English, let me know.

It looks like you did leave your brain back at DN. That seems to be the
only place where it ever gets to do something.

>>>Hope is an illusion. There is nothing.
>>
>>Hmmm...sometimes I wonder what my name really means.
>
>It means "troll".

It makes me wonder how many times you were dropped on your head..

>>>I don't know whether I'm coming back to AGFF or not.
>>
>>Here, let me give you some advice; don't.
>
>Let me give you some advice: Burn in eternal damnation for all I care.

Spoken from the king of grammar himself..

>>>I don't know whether I'm going to be on AIM anymore.
>>>I don't even know if I'm ever gonna log online again after I log off
>>>tonight. I don't even know if I'm gonna to, by some miracle, not wake up
>>>tomorrow morning.
>>
>>I heard 100 grams of depressants will help you there. Go search your
>trailer
>>for some.
>
>Like I said, I'm not gonna get to that point, but if I did, you'd be the
>first to know because I'd be putting a bullet in your head.

Well, Atma. Let me give you some advice: You can't kill a person by
typing "<kills Cypher with a pistol>" or something. You need a weapon, and
you need to know where the person lives. Alright?

>>>It's not worth it anymore. After talking on AIM, someone
>>>had suggested this horrid mood of despair and hopelessness I'm in will
>pass.
>>>Maybe they're right. Maybe I'll be back tomorrow senselessly and
>foolishly
>>>posting a 9 page sig and talking off-topic, acting like nothing is wrong.
>I
>>>don't know anymore. But for now, and probably forever, goodbye, AGFF.
>I'll
>>>try to go on and restrain myself from the knifeblock. And no, Cypher and
>>>Seb, you didn't beat me in a flame war. Life beat me.
>>
>>Well, there's only one thing left for me to do.
>>
>>[Cypher clapses his hands together.]
>>
>>God, it's me, Cyph. Yeah, I know I haven't talked to you since I wished
>>death on my second grade teacher for failing me in math. But that's besides the
>>point. God, I'm going to ask you for the following favors:
>>
>>* Make Atma choose the right decision and hang himself with some cable or
>>something.
>
>That'd be suicide for you too, Cyph.

Oh, right. Still into that "i'm cypher. i rule." shit?

>>* Hit Wyvern with a Dodge Dart and have the ambulances run him over on the
>>way there.
>
>Now THAT was a lame attempt at a flame.

Looks like you need to brush up on your definition of a flame..

>>* Clean Erica Drescher.
>
>Sorry to disappoint you, Cyph, but just because she won't sleep with you
>doesn't mean she's got all the STDs you wish you had. If that was true,
>every woman on the planet would be a walking virus.
>
>>* Give me a million dollars.
>
>I'll give you a million broken bones.

That would work, if he had a million bones to be broken.

>>* Cut off Ultimax's testicles for calling me a pedo with no proof and then
>>backpedling.
>
>There was proof, Cyph. You're in denial.

Define "proof".

>>* Blow up all of Sean Daughterty's Beatles records, tapes, and CDs.
>
>And blow up Cyph while you're at it.

...

>>* Give Unright crabs. (Or make this task a little easier and send Erica
>> over to his house.)
>>
>
>Stop telling us your fantasies of Unright, Cypher. No one wants to hear it.

.........

>>Even though it took you ten years to kill that teacher with a stroke in a
>>strip bar, God, I believe you can do this (a little faster, though). I
>>believe in you. Your friend, Cypher.
>>
>>
>>P.S. If it's not asking too much, could you set all of my enemies on fire?
>
>You are a blight on existence, Cypher. Build a rocket and shoot yourself
>into the sun. That way this planet won't be stained with evil by keeping
>your ashes on it.

I didn't know they taught the definition of the word "lame" in
kindergarten..

--
m30w DMV (Department of Meowing & Violence) member m30w
DMV Homepage http://home.swbell.net/mthack/DMVwelcome.htm

[timo suave]

Neo Atma Weapon 3:16 wrote:
>
> The Cypher wrote in message <6h5o44$5bm$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>...
> >Neo Atma Weapon 3:16 wrote:
> >
> >>You know what I feel like doing right now?
> >
> >Killing yourself? KILLING YOURSELF?
> >
>
> Don't worry, Cypher. If I ever got to the point where I would kill myself
> it would mean either I had given up on God, or I'm willing to goto hell.
> Either way, what I did with the rest of my life wouldn't matter. In other
> words, you'd better pray I never get to that point, because if I did, I'd
> get a list of people I hate, you would be on it, and I would get a gun, and
> I would punish them before killing myself.

Have I told you recently that you're my bestest friend?

--

-timo suave
----------

"But I can't help the feeling "We'll try and ease the pain
I could blow through the ceiling But somehow we'll feel the same
If I just turn and run Well, no one knows
And it wears me out" Where our secrets go"
-Fake Plastic Trees -Mayonaise

[Neo Atma Weapon 3:16]

timo suave wrote in message <35368022...@concentric.net>...

>Neo Atma Weapon 3:16 wrote:
>>
>> The Cypher wrote in message <6h5o44$5bm$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>...
>> >Neo Atma Weapon 3:16 wrote:
>> >
>> >>You know what I feel like doing right now?
>> >
>> >Killing yourself? KILLING YOURSELF?
>> >
>>
>> Don't worry, Cypher. If I ever got to the point where I would kill
myself
>> it would mean either I had given up on God, or I'm willing to goto hell.
>> Either way, what I did with the rest of my life wouldn't matter. In
other
>> words, you'd better pray I never get to that point, because if I did, I'd
>> get a list of people I hate, you would be on it, and I would get a gun,
and
>> I would punish them before killing myself.
>

>Have I told you recently that you're my bestest friend?
>

I'm not in the mood for jokes, Timo.

--
Neo Atma

[Neo Atma Weapon 3:16]

Neo Rufus wrote in message <35368a72...@news.worldsite.net>...
>On Thu, 16 Apr 1998 16:20:04 -0500, "Neo Atma Weapon 3:16"
><Neo...@ThisPartToStopSpamSoDeleteIt.msn.com> tried to overthrow the
>m30w by saying:

>
>>The Cypher wrote in message <6h5o44$5bm$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>...
>>>Neo Atma Weapon 3:16 wrote:
>>>
>>>>You know what I feel like doing right now?
>>>
>>>Killing yourself? KILLING YOURSELF?
>>>
>>
>>Don't worry, Cypher. If I ever got to the point where I would kill myself
>>it would mean either I had given up on God, or I'm willing to goto hell.
>>Either way, what I did with the rest of my life wouldn't matter. In other
>>words, you'd better pray I never get to that point, because if I did, I'd
>>get a list of people I hate, you would be on it, and I would get a gun,
and
>>I would punish them before killing myself.
>

>Ha. What a loser. You'd go all the way to where each person lives,
>kill them, then kill yourself. What a waste of time. Do us a favor,
>and kill yourself right now.
>

You want to go too? Because if you think I'm kidding, just wait until my
faith vanishes and I find out where you are and watch you beg for your life
before I splatter your pathetic organs against the wall.

>>>>Getting up, walking over to the knife block, taking out the biggest,
>>sharpest
>>>>one I can find, put it against my wrist, and slide the blade across
until
>>>>it's crimson.
>>>
>>>YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>
>>>[must keep my composure]
>>>
>>>Ahem...boogie down, gentlemen.
>>>
>>>[cue "Celebration" by Kool And The Gang]
>>>
>>>>.....
>>>
>>>It's a celebration...
>>>
>>>>But I'm not going to.
>>>
>>>Oh, damn it. I'll have to cancel the strippers.
>>>
>>
>>Strange, I didn't know you were into that sort of thing. According to DN,
>>you're just into 9 yr old girls.
>

>Ummm.... no. If you would read, those posts were proven not to be
>Cyph's.
>

Bullshit.

>>>>I finally opened my eyes. I was looking at life. At existence.
>>>
>>>And it sucked, right?
>>>
>>>>And I hated it.
>>>
>>>Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
>>>
>>>>It was cruel, it was awful.
>>>
>>><Atma> It was something my father did to me and it wasn't very lawful!
>></Atma>
>>>
>>
>>Actually, I do hate my father, but that sad attempt at a flame isn't gonna
>>go much damage, Cyph, as he's never done that. I hate him for other
>>reasons.
>

>Heh heh heh..... care to share those reasons?
>

No. Care to share the reason that you're going to burn in hell?

>>>>What's the point to all of it?
>>>
>>>Well, mainly for you to die. Other than that, who the hell knows?
>>>
>>>>The pain, the misery.
>>>
>>>Sweeter words mine ears never heard.
>>>
>>>>They say there's nothing stronger than love. They are wrong.
>>>>There is something stronger. Hate. If I hadn't been taught all
>>>>my life that you goto hell when you kill yourself, I'd be dead already.
>>>
>>>Uhhh...hate to point this out to you, but God'll send you to hell for
>>>wasting your time on the planet anyway. You may as well take the chance
and
>>>hope for forgiveness, 'cause I'm sure not going to give you any.
>>>
>>
>>Nice ebonics, Cyph. When you get that translated into English, let me
know.
>

>.......you are a moron. Have you ever met an African American?

There is no such thing as an african american. There are blacks. Plain and
simple. Unless they've been in Africa most of their lives, that is a false
claim.

>Obviously not. Now, further proof of Atma's position of AGFF Head
>Hypocrite. You call people racist, but I doubt you've even met
>another race. _THIS_ is ebonics: "Yo homes, 'sup, foo? I be
>creepin' the hood, chillin' the ghetto, yea, dawg." Don't get them
>confused again.
>

Just because you talk like that, Rufus, doesn't mean we all do.

>>>>Hope is an illusion. There is nothing.
>>>
>>>Hmmm...sometimes I wonder what my name really means.
>>>
>>
>>It means "troll".
>

>And Atma means "hypocrite."
>

Rufus means "hellhound's fresh meat".

>>>>I don't know whether I'm coming back to AGFF or not.
>>>
>>>Here, let me give you some advice; don't.
>>>
>>
>>Let me give you some advice: Burn in eternal damnation for all I care.
>

>....uh, huh. That's some advice anyone is going to take.
>

It wasn't advice. It was telling you and your friends what your destiny is.

>>>>I don't know whether I'm going to be on AIM anymore.
>>>>I don't even know if I'm ever gonna log online again after I log off
>>>>tonight. I don't even know if I'm gonna to, by some miracle, not wake
up
>>>>tomorrow morning.
>>>
>>>I heard 100 grams of depressants will help you there. Go search your
>>trailer
>>>for some.
>>>
>>
>>Like I said, I'm not gonna get to that point, but if I did, you'd be the
>>first to know because I'd be putting a bullet in your head.
>

>.....uh, huh. Planning on moving to Cypher's home? Oh, and BTW, you
>have to be older than 18 to old a gun.
>

Funny you should talk about the law. Care to show your police record,
Cypher?

>>>>It's not worth it anymore. After talking on AIM, someone
>>>>had suggested this horrid mood of despair and hopelessness I'm in will
>>pass.
>>>>Maybe they're right. Maybe I'll be back tomorrow senselessly and
>>foolishly
>>>>posting a 9 page sig and talking off-topic, acting like nothing is
wrong.
>>I
>>>>don't know anymore. But for now, and probably forever, goodbye, AGFF.
>>I'll
>>>>try to go on and restrain myself from the knifeblock. And no, Cypher
and
>>>>Seb, you didn't beat me in a flame war. Life beat me.
>>>
>>>Well, there's only one thing left for me to do.
>>>
>>>[Cypher clapses his hands together.]
>>>
>>>God, it's me, Cyph. Yeah, I know I haven't talked to you since I wished
>>death
>>>on my second grade teacher for failing me in math. But that's besides the
>>>point. God, I'm going to ask you for the following favors:
>>>
>>>* Make Atma choose the right decision and hang himself with some cable or
>>>something.
>>>
>>
>>That'd be suicide for you too, Cyph.
>

>...........you mean you're Cypher? My Bob, he's been flaming himself.
>

No, it means I would get in my care and drive east and find him and do him
in before I did myself in. Understand now, or should I pound it into your
brain with a sledgehammer?

>>>* Hit Wyvern with a Dodge Dart and have the ambulances run him over on
the
>>>way there.
>>>
>>
>>Now THAT was a lame attempt at a flame.
>

>Now THAT was a lame attempt at a counter-flame.
>

If it's so lame, why are you repeating what I'm saying like you're 4?

>>>* Clean Erica Drescher.
>>>
>>
>>Sorry to disappoint you, Cyph, but just because she won't sleep with you
>>doesn't mean she's got all the STDs you wish you had. If that was true,
>>every woman on the planet would be a walking virus.
>

>......uh, huh. Thank you for telling us your fantasies.
>

Nah. Not mine. You're confusing me with yourself again. Sorry, I'm not
one of your other personalities.

>>>* Give me a million dollars.
>>>
>>
>>I'll give you a million broken bones.
>

>Ha, ha, ha, ha! You, who just told Cypher he can't flame, spew forth
>this pitiful piece of vomit. How...... hypocritical. Hmmm....
>

Shall I get you a dictionary to look up all these "big words" you're
spitting out? You don't seem to know what they mean...

>>>* Cut off Ultimax's testicles for calling me a pedo with no proof and
then
>>>backpedling.
>>>
>>
>>There was proof, Cyph. You're in denial.
>

>Proof? What proof? You moron, he didn't post that. That was someone
>impersonating him, dumb ass.
>

Uh-huh. Just like someone was "impersonating" Seb with that NA pic. Funny,
I had an expert look at the headers and they said it's highly unlikely Seb
didn't post it.

>>>* Blow up all of Sean Daughterty's Beatles records, tapes, and CDs.
>>>
>>
>>And blow up Cyph while you're at it.
>

>My Bob, your flames are getting more pitiful.
>

The irony is killing me...

>>>* Give Unright crabs. (Or make this task a little easier and send Erica
>>over
>>>to his house.)
>>>
>>
>>Stop telling us your fantasies of Unright, Cypher. No one wants to hear
it.
>

>I'm not touching that with a 50-foot pole.
>

Of course not. Your pole is about an inch long at best.

>>>Even though it took you ten years to kill that teacher with a stroke in a
>>>strip bar, God, I believe you can do this (a little faster, though). I
>>>believe in you. Your friend, Cypher.
>>>
>>>
>>>P.S. If it's not asking too much, could you set all of my enemies on
fire?
>>>
>>
>>You are a blight on existence, Cypher. Build a rocket and shoot yourself
>>into the sun. That way this planet won't be stained with evil by keeping
>>your ashes on it.
>

>More, and more crap....
>

Exactly what the doctor that delivered you said.

--
Neo Atma

[Bane]

Neo Rufus wrote in message <35368a72...@news.worldsite.net>...
>On Thu, 16 Apr 1998 16:20:04 -0500, "Neo Atma Weapon 3:16"
><Neo...@ThisPartToStopSpamSoDeleteIt.msn.com> tried to overthrow the
>m30w by saying:
>

>>The Cypher wrote in message <6h5o44$5bm$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>...
>>>Neo Atma Weapon 3:16 wrote:
>>>
>>>>You know what I feel like doing right now?
>>>
>>>Killing yourself? KILLING YOURSELF?
>>>
>>
>>Don't worry, Cypher. If I ever got to the point where I would kill myself
>>it would mean either I had given up on God, or I'm willing to goto hell.
>>Either way, what I did with the rest of my life wouldn't matter. In other
>>words, you'd better pray I never get to that point, because if I did, I'd
>>get a list of people I hate, you would be on it, and I would get a gun,
and
>>I would punish them before killing myself.
>

>Ha. What a loser. You'd go all the way to where each person lives,
>kill them, then kill yourself. What a waste of time. Do us a favor,
>and kill yourself right now.
>

>>>>Getting up, walking over to the knife block, taking out the biggest,
>>sharpest
>>>>one I can find, put it against my wrist, and slide the blade across
until
>>>>it's crimson.
>>>
>>>YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>
>>>[must keep my composure]
>>>
>>>Ahem...boogie down, gentlemen.
>>>
>>>[cue "Celebration" by Kool And The Gang]
>>>
>>>>.....
>>>
>>>It's a celebration...
>>>
>>>>But I'm not going to.
>>>
>>>Oh, damn it. I'll have to cancel the strippers.
>>>
>>
>>Strange, I didn't know you were into that sort of thing. According to DN,
>>you're just into 9 yr old girls.
>

>Ummm.... no. If you would read, those posts were proven not to be
>Cyph's.
>

>>>>I finally opened my eyes. I was looking at life. At existence.
>>>
>>>And it sucked, right?
>>>
>>>>And I hated it.
>>>
>>>Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
>>>
>>>>It was cruel, it was awful.
>>>
>>><Atma> It was something my father did to me and it wasn't very lawful!
>></Atma>
>>>
>>
>>Actually, I do hate my father, but that sad attempt at a flame isn't gonna
>>go much damage, Cyph, as he's never done that. I hate him for other
>>reasons.
>

>Heh heh heh..... care to share those reasons?
>

>>>>What's the point to all of it?
>>>
>>>Well, mainly for you to die. Other than that, who the hell knows?
>>>
>>>>The pain, the misery.
>>>
>>>Sweeter words mine ears never heard.
>>>
>>>>They say there's nothing stronger than love. They are wrong.
>>>>There is something stronger. Hate. If I hadn't been taught all
>>>>my life that you goto hell when you kill yourself, I'd be dead already.
>>>
>>>Uhhh...hate to point this out to you, but God'll send you to hell for
>>>wasting your time on the planet anyway. You may as well take the chance
and
>>>hope for forgiveness, 'cause I'm sure not going to give you any.
>>>
>>
>>Nice ebonics, Cyph. When you get that translated into English, let me
know.
>

>.......you are a moron. Have you ever met an African American?

>Obviously not. Now, further proof of Atma's position of AGFF Head
>Hypocrite. You call people racist, but I doubt you've even met
>another race. _THIS_ is ebonics: "Yo homes, 'sup, foo? I be
>creepin' the hood, chillin' the ghetto, yea, dawg." Don't get them
>confused again.
>

>>>>Hope is an illusion. There is nothing.
>>>
>>>Hmmm...sometimes I wonder what my name really means.
>>>
>>
>>It means "troll".
>

>And Atma means "hypocrite."

>
>>>>I don't know whether I'm coming back to AGFF or not.
>>>
>>>Here, let me give you some advice; don't.
>>>
>>
>>Let me give you some advice: Burn in eternal damnation for all I care.
>

>....uh, huh. That's some advice anyone is going to take.
>

>>>>I don't know whether I'm going to be on AIM anymore.
>>>>I don't even know if I'm ever gonna log online again after I log off
>>>>tonight. I don't even know if I'm gonna to, by some miracle, not wake
up
>>>>tomorrow morning.
>>>
>>>I heard 100 grams of depressants will help you there. Go search your
>>trailer
>>>for some.
>>>
>>
>>Like I said, I'm not gonna get to that point, but if I did, you'd be the
>>first to know because I'd be putting a bullet in your head.
>

>.....uh, huh. Planning on moving to Cypher's home? Oh, and BTW, you
>have to be older than 18 to old a gun.
>

>>>>It's not worth it anymore. After talking on AIM, someone
>>>>had suggested this horrid mood of despair and hopelessness I'm in will
>>pass.
>>>>Maybe they're right. Maybe I'll be back tomorrow senselessly and
>>foolishly
>>>>posting a 9 page sig and talking off-topic, acting like nothing is
wrong.
>>I
>>>>don't know anymore. But for now, and probably forever, goodbye, AGFF.
>>I'll
>>>>try to go on and restrain myself from the knifeblock. And no, Cypher
and
>>>>Seb, you didn't beat me in a flame war. Life beat me.
>>>
>>>Well, there's only one thing left for me to do.
>>>
>>>[Cypher clapses his hands together.]
>>>
>>>God, it's me, Cyph. Yeah, I know I haven't talked to you since I wished
>>death
>>>on my second grade teacher for failing me in math. But that's besides the
>>>point. God, I'm going to ask you for the following favors:
>>>
>>>* Make Atma choose the right decision and hang himself with some cable or
>>>something.
>>>
>>
>>That'd be suicide for you too, Cyph.
>

>...........you mean you're Cypher? My Bob, he's been flaming himself.
>

>>>* Hit Wyvern with a Dodge Dart and have the ambulances run him over on
the
>>>way there.
>>>
>>
>>Now THAT was a lame attempt at a flame.
>

>Now THAT was a lame attempt at a counter-flame.

>
>>>* Clean Erica Drescher.
>>>
>>
>>Sorry to disappoint you, Cyph, but just because she won't sleep with you
>>doesn't mean she's got all the STDs you wish you had. If that was true,
>>every woman on the planet would be a walking virus.
>

>......uh, huh. Thank you for telling us your fantasies.
>

>>>* Give me a million dollars.
>>>
>>
>>I'll give you a million broken bones.
>

>Ha, ha, ha, ha! You, who just told Cypher he can't flame, spew forth
>this pitiful piece of vomit. How...... hypocritical. Hmmm....
>

>>>* Cut off Ultimax's testicles for calling me a pedo with no proof and
then
>>>backpedling.
>>>
>>
>>There was proof, Cyph. You're in denial.
>

>Proof? What proof? You moron, he didn't post that. That was someone
>impersonating him, dumb ass.
>

>>>* Blow up all of Sean Daughterty's Beatles records, tapes, and CDs.
>>>
>>
>>And blow up Cyph while you're at it.
>

>My Bob, your flames are getting more pitiful.
>

>>>* Give Unright crabs. (Or make this task a little easier and send Erica
>>over
>>>to his house.)
>>>
>>
>>Stop telling us your fantasies of Unright, Cypher. No one wants to hear
it.
>

>I'm not touching that with a 50-foot pole.
>

>>>Even though it took you ten years to kill that teacher with a stroke in a
>>>strip bar, God, I believe you can do this (a little faster, though). I
>>>believe in you. Your friend, Cypher.
>>>
>>>
>>>P.S. If it's not asking too much, could you set all of my enemies on
fire?
>>>
>>
>>You are a blight on existence, Cypher. Build a rocket and shoot yourself
>>into the sun. That way this planet won't be stained with evil by keeping
>>your ashes on it.
>

>More, and more crap....
>
>--
Albrecht? Is that you? What the fuck happened to you? Anyways, if you're
not really depressed or anything would you mind helping me save AGFF?

Bane

[Neo Atma Weapon 3:16]

Bane wrote in message <6h68s0$g1r$1...@winter.news.erols.com>...
>
>Neo Turncoat wrote in message <35368a72...@news.worldsite.net>...

>Albrecht? Is that you? What the fuck happened to you? Anyways, if you're
>not really depressed or anything would you mind helping me save AGFF?
>

Yes, it's him, and in case you're fucking blind, which you obviously are,
he's pro-Cypher. He's turned troll. He's not going to help save AGFF, he's
going to help destroy it.

--
Neo Atma

[Neo Atma Weapon 3:16]

Gregory Cook wrote in message <3538b3d0...@news.prodigy.net>...
>On Thu, 16 Apr 1998 19:40:06 -0500, "Neo Atma Weapon 3:16"
><Neo...@ThisPartToStopSpamSoDeleteIt.msn.com> wrote:
>
>-Uh-huh. Just like someone was "impersonating" Seb with that NA pic.
Funny,
>-I had an expert look at the headers and they said it's highly unlikely Seb
>-didn't post it.
>
>WHA?! You think Seb DID post it now??? ....
>

Either that or someone using his ISP and a pro knowledge of hacking and
forgery hacked a news reader and posted it. I doubt someone went to all
that trouble to frame a troll.

--
Neo Atma

[Takahiko Naito]

On Fri, 17 Apr 1998, Seb wrote:

> On Fri, 17 Apr 1998 02:06:32 GMT, ko...@mci2000.com (Jason, Master of
> Medieval Weapons) wrote:
> >>>
> >>>Fine, then.
> >>
> >>Do I hear a "be that way" targeting me?
> >>
> >>Augh!! It's got a lock on me! It's got a lock on me!!!
> >
> >Gee, that sounded somewhat like the old Seb...
>
> ....

We all miss your old self, Seb.

-Hiko

-- --- --
| Takahiko Naito - a.k.a. Hiko | Thu, Apr 16, 1998 |
| hi...@radix.net | 429 more days of freedom left |
| http://hiko.dragonfire.net/ | until I become AliB's slave |
-- --- --
| "Life's a dance you learn as you go." |
| John Michael Montgomery, _Life's a Dance_ |
-- --

[Neo Atma Weapon 3:16]

Shinyhat wrote in message <01bd69ae$73658160$d526c8cc@n>...
>
>
>Neo Atma Weapon 3:16 <Neo...@ThisPartToStopSpamSoDeleteIt.msn.com> wrote
>in article <6h5sl1$1...@argentina.earthlink.net>...

>>
>> The Cypher wrote in message <6h5o44$5bm$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>...
>> >Neo Atma Weapon 3:16 wrote:
>> >
>> >>You know what I feel like doing right now?
>> >
>> >Killing yourself? KILLING YOURSELF?
>> >
>>
>> Don't worry, Cypher. If I ever got to the point where I would kill
>myself
>> it would mean either I had given up on God, or I'm willing to goto hell.
>

>Yeah, I cant see how anyone could be dumb enough to actually do it. I mean,
>even if I was a devout atheist, I'd still never kill myself no matter how
>miserable I was if I though there was even a 10% chance I'd go to hell. Two
>words: Event Horizon.
>

Three words and an acronym:

WTF is Event Horizon?

>
>> Either way, what I did with the rest of my life wouldn't matter. In
>other
>> words, you'd better pray I never get to that point, because if I did, I'd
>> get a list of people I hate, you would be on it, and I would get a gun,
>and
>> I would punish them before killing myself.
>

>Heheh. Now THERES a thought. Why dont suicidal people do anything crazy
>before they take the dive? If I'd given up on everything, I'd go out and do
>everything I've always wanted to do like steal a tank and go on a rampage
>through Washington Death City and destroy all my enemies.
>

I'd do it. :) Just thank God I'd never get to the point where I'd kill
myself in the first place... I was having thought earlier, but, quite
frankly, all you sons of bitches and your horrible optimism have made me
wonder if I'm in the right even having this attitude.

>> >>Getting up, walking over to the knife block, taking out the biggest,
>> sharpest
>> >>one I can find, put it against my wrist, and slide the blade across
>until
>> >>it's crimson.
>> >
>> >YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>> >
>> >[must keep my composure]
>> >
>> >Ahem...boogie down, gentlemen.
>> >
>> >[cue "Celebration" by Kool And The Gang]
>> >
>> >>.....
>> >
>> >It's a celebration...
>> >
>> >>But I'm not going to.
>> >
>> >Oh, damn it. I'll have to cancel the strippers.
>> >
>>
>> Strange, I didn't know you were into that sort of thing. According to
>DN,
>> you're just into 9 yr old girls.
>

>Thats interesting. Why do people always assume "kiddie porn" is 9 year old
>or younger girls? Maybe he's like 16 and wants to look at young, human
>looking girls his own age instead of the bloated, diseased,
>mottled-skinned, over-tanned, plastic-haired freaks of nature that most
>porn is done of. Ever think of that?
>

No. What's the difference between 16 and 18? He was in a kiddie porn
group.

>
>> foolishly
>> >>posting a 9 page sig and talking off-topic, acting like nothing is
>wrong.
>>

>> >P.S. If it's not asking too much, could you set all of my enemies on
>fire?
>> >
>>
>> You are a blight on existence, Cypher. Build a rocket and shoot yourself
>> into the sun. That way this planet won't be stained with evil by keeping
>> your ashes on it.
>

>Err...what about the sun then? We'd all get bad radiation poisoning. He
>could just eleminate his very molecules in the Singularity.

Let's build a time machine and send him 65 million years back in time.
Maybe the last tyrannosaurs rex will pick his ass up and pull him in half
like in Lost World. In fact, I'll go too just to take pictures. What? We
can't build a time machine? Fuck.

--
Neo Atma

[Neo Atma Weapon 3:16]

Neo Rufus wrote in message <3536cca6...@news.worldsite.net>...
>On Thu, 16 Apr 1998 19:40:06 -0500, "Neo Atma Weapon 3:16"

>ROFLMAOWTIME! I'd like to see that come to pass.
>

So would I.

>>>>>>Getting up, walking over to the knife block, taking out the biggest,
>>>>sharpest
>>>>>>one I can find, put it against my wrist, and slide the blade across
>>until
>>>>>>it's crimson.
>>>>>
>>>>>YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>>>
>>>>>[must keep my composure]
>>>>>
>>>>>Ahem...boogie down, gentlemen.
>>>>>
>>>>>[cue "Celebration" by Kool And The Gang]
>>>>>
>>>>>>.....
>>>>>
>>>>>It's a celebration...
>>>>>
>>>>>>But I'm not going to.
>>>>>
>>>>>Oh, damn it. I'll have to cancel the strippers.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Strange, I didn't know you were into that sort of thing. According to
DN,
>>>>you're just into 9 yr old girls.
>>>
>>>Ummm.... no. If you would read, those posts were proven not to be
>>>Cyph's.
>>>
>>
>>Bullshit.
>

>Show me some proof they are Cypher's.
>

Show me proof they aren't. Cypher has been guilty of too many things in the
past. He's guilty until proven innocent.

>>>>>>I finally opened my eyes. I was looking at life. At existence.
>>>>>
>>>>>And it sucked, right?
>>>>>
>>>>>>And I hated it.
>>>>>
>>>>>Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
>>>>>
>>>>>>It was cruel, it was awful.
>>>>>
>>>>><Atma> It was something my father did to me and it wasn't very lawful!
>>>></Atma>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Actually, I do hate my father, but that sad attempt at a flame isn't
gonna
>>>>go much damage, Cyph, as he's never done that. I hate him for other
>>>>reasons.
>>>
>>>Heh heh heh..... care to share those reasons?
>>>
>>
>>No. Care to share the reason that you're going to burn in hell?
>

>Ummm... no... but I care to share the reasons I'm _not_ going to burn
>in hell..
>

I see you have none listed. Not a surprise.

>>>>>>What's the point to all of it?
>>>>>
>>>>>Well, mainly for you to die. Other than that, who the hell knows?
>>>>>
>>>>>>The pain, the misery.
>>>>>
>>>>>Sweeter words mine ears never heard.
>>>>>
>>>>>>They say there's nothing stronger than love. They are wrong.
>>>>>>There is something stronger. Hate. If I hadn't been taught all
>>>>>>my life that you goto hell when you kill yourself, I'd be dead
already.
>>>>>
>>>>>Uhhh...hate to point this out to you, but God'll send you to hell for
>>>>>wasting your time on the planet anyway. You may as well take the chance
>>and
>>>>>hope for forgiveness, 'cause I'm sure not going to give you any.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Nice ebonics, Cyph. When you get that translated into English, let me
>>know.
>>>
>>>.......you are a moron. Have you ever met an African American?
>>
>>There is no such thing as an african american. There are blacks. Plain
and
>>simple. Unless they've been in Africa most of their lives, that is a
false
>>claim.
>

>Not very PC, are we? Oh, and more hypocriticality (is that a word?).
>I'm sure if you went up to a "black" person and labeled them that,
>they'd think you're a racist. Now, wasn't it you calling people
>racists?
>

I'm a racist because I just logic, eh? That's nice, homophobe.

>>>Obviously not. Now, further proof of Atma's position of AGFF Head
>>>Hypocrite. You call people racist, but I doubt you've even met
>>>another race. _THIS_ is ebonics: "Yo homes, 'sup, foo? I be
>>>creepin' the hood, chillin' the ghetto, yea, dawg." Don't get them
>>>confused again.
>>>
>>
>>Just because you talk like that, Rufus, doesn't mean we all do.
>

>Actually, I don't. I was informing you of the meaning of "ebonics."
>Unlike you, I have contact with other races, and I hear it being
>spoken.
>

So you're saying all blacks talk like that, racist homophobic bigot?

>>>>>>Hope is an illusion. There is nothing.
>>>>>
>>>>>Hmmm...sometimes I wonder what my name really means.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>It means "troll".
>>>
>>>And Atma means "hypocrite."
>>>
>>
>>Rufus means "hellhound's fresh meat".
>

><Butcher> Ahhhhh.... fresshh meeattt... </Butcher>
>

No, the butcher is too good for your sorry ass.

>>>>>>I don't know whether I'm coming back to AGFF or not.
>>>>>
>>>>>Here, let me give you some advice; don't.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Let me give you some advice: Burn in eternal damnation for all I care.
>>>
>>>....uh, huh. That's some advice anyone is going to take.
>>>
>>
>>It wasn't advice. It was telling you and your friends what your destiny
is.
>

>I can't speak for Cyph, but I know where I'm going after I die. And
>it ain't a fiery lake.
>

You're right. It'll be just fire, no lake.

>>>>>>I don't know whether I'm going to be on AIM anymore.
>>>>>>I don't even know if I'm ever gonna log online again after I log off
>>>>>>tonight. I don't even know if I'm gonna to, by some miracle, not wake
>>up
>>>>>>tomorrow morning.
>>>>>
>>>>>I heard 100 grams of depressants will help you there. Go search your
>>>>trailer
>>>>>for some.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Like I said, I'm not gonna get to that point, but if I did, you'd be the
>>>>first to know because I'd be putting a bullet in your head.
>>>
>>>.....uh, huh. Planning on moving to Cypher's home? Oh, and BTW, you
>>>have to be older than 18 to old a gun.
>>>
>>
>>Funny you should talk about the law. Care to show your police record,
>>Cypher?
>

>I doubt Cypher has commited nearly as many crimes as you.
>

That'd be kind of hard considering I've never commited a crime in my life.

>I never knew you cared about me and Cypher, Atma. How kawaii.
>

Oh, you're a good flamer because you take typos out of context? Deluded
motherfucker, ain't ya?

>>>>>* Hit Wyvern with a Dodge Dart and have the ambulances run him over on
>>the
>>>>>way there.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Now THAT was a lame attempt at a flame.
>>>
>>>Now THAT was a lame attempt at a counter-flame.
>>>
>>
>>If it's so lame, why are you repeating what I'm saying like you're 4?
>
>If it's so lame, why are you repeating what I'm saying like you're 4?
>

Point proven.

>>>>>* Clean Erica Drescher.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Sorry to disappoint you, Cyph, but just because she won't sleep with you
>>>>doesn't mean she's got all the STDs you wish you had. If that was true,
>>>>every woman on the planet would be a walking virus.
>>>
>>>......uh, huh. Thank you for telling us your fantasies.
>>>
>>
>>Nah. Not mine. You're confusing me with yourself again. Sorry, I'm not
>>one of your other personalities.
>

>Thank Fluffy you're not.
>

Thank Fluffy? You worship something named "fluffy"? Fucking psychopath.

>>>>>* Give me a million dollars.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>I'll give you a million broken bones.
>>>
>>>Ha, ha, ha, ha! You, who just told Cypher he can't flame, spew forth
>>>this pitiful piece of vomit. How...... hypocritical. Hmmm....
>>>
>>
>>Shall I get you a dictionary to look up all these "big words" you're
>>spitting out? You don't seem to know what they mean...
>

>Nah, that's not really neccecary. I've got one right here. And if
>you consider "hypocritical" a big word, then you've really showed me
>you're more of a dumb ass than I thought.
>

For you, "the" is a big word, jackass.

>>>>>* Cut off Ultimax's testicles for calling me a pedo with no proof and
>>then
>>>>>backpedling.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>There was proof, Cyph. You're in denial.
>>>
>>>Proof? What proof? You moron, he didn't post that. That was someone
>>>impersonating him, dumb ass.
>>>
>>
>>Uh-huh. Just like someone was "impersonating" Seb with that NA pic.
Funny,
>>I had an expert look at the headers and they said it's highly unlikely Seb
>>didn't post it.
>

>"Expert?" Ha, ha, ha, ha! What the hell is that? If you know a
>"header expert" then you really spend too much time on the net.
>

You're contradicting yourself now. You say I'm always out breaking the law,
so how do I have so much time for the net?

>>>>>* Blow up all of Sean Daughterty's Beatles records, tapes, and CDs.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>And blow up Cyph while you're at it.
>>>
>>>My Bob, your flames are getting more pitiful.
>>>
>>
>>The irony is killing me...
>

>Are you hinting my flames are getting sorry? 'Fraid not, bastard.
>

No, your flames aren't sorry. They're fucking pathetic.

>>>>>* Give Unright crabs. (Or make this task a little easier and send Erica
>>>>over
>>>>>to his house.)
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Stop telling us your fantasies of Unright, Cypher. No one wants to hear
>>it.
>>>
>>>I'm not touching that with a 50-foot pole.
>>>
>>
>>Of course not. Your pole is about an inch long at best.
>

>And you would know? I need to turn off that video camera in the
>corner. Sicko.
>

You videotape yourself masturbating? Because there's damn sure no other
reason you'd be naked. No woman on the planet is THAT stupid.

>>>>>Even though it took you ten years to kill that teacher with a stroke in
a
>>>>>strip bar, God, I believe you can do this (a little faster, though). I
>>>>>believe in you. Your friend, Cypher.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>P.S. If it's not asking too much, could you set all of my enemies on
>>fire?
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>You are a blight on existence, Cypher. Build a rocket and shoot
yourself
>>>>into the sun. That way this planet won't be stained with evil by
keeping
>>>>your ashes on it.
>>>
>>>More, and more crap....
>>>
>>
>>Exactly what the doctor that delivered you said.
>

>Sounds like elementary school.
>

No, the DMV is elementary school.

--
Neo Atma

[Neo Rufus]

On Thu, 16 Apr 1998 16:20:04 -0500, "Neo Atma Weapon 3:16"

<Neo...@ThisPartToStopSpamSoDeleteIt.msn.com> tried to overthrow the
m30w by saying:

>The Cypher wrote in message <6h5o44$5bm$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>...

>>Neo Atma Weapon 3:16 wrote:
>>
>>>You know what I feel like doing right now?
>>
>>Killing yourself? KILLING YOURSELF?
>>
>
>Don't worry, Cypher. If I ever got to the point where I would kill myself
>it would mean either I had given up on God, or I'm willing to goto hell.
>Either way, what I did with the rest of my life wouldn't matter. In other
>words, you'd better pray I never get to that point, because if I did, I'd
>get a list of people I hate, you would be on it, and I would get a gun, and
>I would punish them before killing myself.

Ha. What a loser. You'd go all the way to where each person lives,

kill them, then kill yourself. What a waste of time. Do us a favor,
and kill yourself right now.

>>>Getting up, walking over to the knife block, taking out the biggest,

>sharpest
>>>one I can find, put it against my wrist, and slide the blade across until
>>>it's crimson.
>>
>>YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
>>[must keep my composure]
>>
>>Ahem...boogie down, gentlemen.
>>
>>[cue "Celebration" by Kool And The Gang]
>>
>>>.....
>>
>>It's a celebration...
>>
>>>But I'm not going to.
>>
>>Oh, damn it. I'll have to cancel the strippers.
>>
>
>Strange, I didn't know you were into that sort of thing. According to DN,
>you're just into 9 yr old girls.

Ummm.... no. If you would read, those posts were proven not to be
Cyph's.

>>>I finally opened my eyes. I was looking at life. At existence.

>>
>>And it sucked, right?
>>
>>>And I hated it.
>>
>>Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
>>
>>>It was cruel, it was awful.
>>
>><Atma> It was something my father did to me and it wasn't very lawful!
></Atma>
>>
>
>Actually, I do hate my father, but that sad attempt at a flame isn't gonna
>go much damage, Cyph, as he's never done that. I hate him for other
>reasons.

Heh heh heh..... care to share those reasons?

>>>What's the point to all of it?

>>
>>Well, mainly for you to die. Other than that, who the hell knows?
>>
>>>The pain, the misery.
>>
>>Sweeter words mine ears never heard.
>>
>>>They say there's nothing stronger than love. They are wrong.
>>>There is something stronger. Hate. If I hadn't been taught all
>>>my life that you goto hell when you kill yourself, I'd be dead already.
>>
>>Uhhh...hate to point this out to you, but God'll send you to hell for
>>wasting your time on the planet anyway. You may as well take the chance and
>>hope for forgiveness, 'cause I'm sure not going to give you any.
>>
>
>Nice ebonics, Cyph. When you get that translated into English, let me know.

.......you are a moron. Have you ever met an African American?

Obviously not. Now, further proof of Atma's position of AGFF Head
Hypocrite. You call people racist, but I doubt you've even met
another race. _THIS_ is ebonics: "Yo homes, 'sup, foo? I be
creepin' the hood, chillin' the ghetto, yea, dawg." Don't get them
confused again.

>>>Hope is an illusion. There is nothing.

>>
>>Hmmm...sometimes I wonder what my name really means.
>>
>
>It means "troll".

And Atma means "hypocrite."

>>>I don't know whether I'm coming back to AGFF or not.
>>
>>Here, let me give you some advice; don't.
>>
>
>Let me give you some advice: Burn in eternal damnation for all I care.

....uh, huh. That's some advice anyone is going to take.

>>>I don't know whether I'm going to be on AIM anymore.

>>>I don't even know if I'm ever gonna log online again after I log off
>>>tonight. I don't even know if I'm gonna to, by some miracle, not wake up
>>>tomorrow morning.
>>
>>I heard 100 grams of depressants will help you there. Go search your
>trailer
>>for some.
>>
>
>Like I said, I'm not gonna get to that point, but if I did, you'd be the
>first to know because I'd be putting a bullet in your head.

.....uh, huh. Planning on moving to Cypher's home? Oh, and BTW, you

have to be older than 18 to old a gun.

>>>It's not worth it anymore. After talking on AIM, someone

>>>had suggested this horrid mood of despair and hopelessness I'm in will
>pass.
>>>Maybe they're right. Maybe I'll be back tomorrow senselessly and
>foolishly
>>>posting a 9 page sig and talking off-topic, acting like nothing is wrong.
>I
>>>don't know anymore. But for now, and probably forever, goodbye, AGFF.
>I'll
>>>try to go on and restrain myself from the knifeblock. And no, Cypher and
>>>Seb, you didn't beat me in a flame war. Life beat me.
>>
>>Well, there's only one thing left for me to do.
>>
>>[Cypher clapses his hands together.]
>>
>>God, it's me, Cyph. Yeah, I know I haven't talked to you since I wished
>death
>>on my second grade teacher for failing me in math. But that's besides the
>>point. God, I'm going to ask you for the following favors:
>>
>>* Make Atma choose the right decision and hang himself with some cable or
>>something.
>>
>
>That'd be suicide for you too, Cyph.

...........you mean you're Cypher? My Bob, he's been flaming himself.

>>* Hit Wyvern with a Dodge Dart and have the ambulances run him over on the

>>way there.
>>
>
>Now THAT was a lame attempt at a flame.

Now THAT was a lame attempt at a counter-flame.

>>* Clean Erica Drescher.
>>
>
>Sorry to disappoint you, Cyph, but just because she won't sleep with you
>doesn't mean she's got all the STDs you wish you had. If that was true,
>every woman on the planet would be a walking virus.

......uh, huh. Thank you for telling us your fantasies.

>>* Give me a million dollars.

>>
>
>I'll give you a million broken bones.

Ha, ha, ha, ha! You, who just told Cypher he can't flame, spew forth

this pitiful piece of vomit. How...... hypocritical. Hmmm....

>>* Cut off Ultimax's testicles for calling me a pedo with no proof and then

>>backpedling.
>>
>
>There was proof, Cyph. You're in denial.

Proof? What proof? You moron, he didn't post that. That was someone
impersonating him, dumb ass.

>>* Blow up all of Sean Daughterty's Beatles records, tapes, and CDs.

>>
>
>And blow up Cyph while you're at it.

My Bob, your flames are getting more pitiful.

>>* Give Unright crabs. (Or make this task a little easier and send Erica

>over
>>to his house.)
>>
>
>Stop telling us your fantasies of Unright, Cypher. No one wants to hear it.

I'm not touching that with a 50-foot pole.

>>Even though it took you ten years to kill that teacher with a stroke in a

>>strip bar, God, I believe you can do this (a little faster, though). I
>>believe in you. Your friend, Cypher.
>>
>>
>>P.S. If it's not asking too much, could you set all of my enemies on fire?
>>
>
>You are a blight on existence, Cypher. Build a rocket and shoot yourself
>into the sun. That way this planet won't be stained with evil by keeping
>your ashes on it.

More, and more crap....

--

m30w DMV (Department of Meowing & Violence) member m30w
DMV Homepage http://home.swbell.net/mthack/DMVwelcome.htm

....................................................m30w.

[Jason, Master of Medieval Weapons]

On Thu, 16 Apr 1998 20:46:37 -0400, "Bane"
<da...@NO.FUCKING.SPAM.erols.com> interrupted my constant drinking of
coffee and/or Mountain Dew by saying:

Yes, that is Albrecht. But he joined the DMV, and now seems more
intent on destroying AGFF.

Jason, Master of Medieval Weapons
Wielder of the Mighty Flail
God of Caffeine
One of the Knights Who Say Swarf
User of Coffee Magic
AIM name: JasonMoMW
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Co-defender of Small Girl
Member of the Ellipse Faction.... see?
Holder of 3 Darkkstar Points
Holder of 37 Insanity Points
Holder of 15 Shiny Points
Holder of a Cape Coin, bestowed by Eldrick
Holder of Ash's packet of Smarties
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<puts hand over microphone> wait, can i say that on the usenet?

NS: You can on this newsgroup.

Cool."
-Edwyn, after "The Man" said RPGs are a waste of time

"Haha, I usually only brush my teeth about once every other day or so, I eat
alot of candy and junk, and I've never had a cavity. And that is because I
am...THE HOLDER OF THE HOLY TEETH OF THE GODS! IMPERVIOUS TO DECAY!!!
YESSS!!! <crack> Aww, ma toof! Aaggg..." -Shinyhat

"Hi! I'm Sailor Edwyn! I kill for love and justice!
And in the name of gratuitous violence, I will punish you!"
-Edwyn, replying to N.S. saying he needs to love, not hate

"Yeah, ICQ really blows. It's stupid how Mirabilis (sp?) put up a bunch of
cows and flowers to make it look all nice and safe, then you find out that
it's SEAL training just to download it, and it's one of the most unsafe
looking windows that's ever been forced on your desktop. It's like holding
a bunch of jagged glass in your hand and saying "now push this up to your
ear, and you'll be able to talk to people." FUCK YOU ICQ!!!"
-Neptune Salad, hating ICQ

"reading this newsgroup to get information is like trying to fill
your daily reccomendation of Vitamin C by eating Skittles." - Unright

"I'll give you a Prozac if you put me in your sig file!"
-Ranma, trying desperately to get in someone's sig

This is from a message wondering if it was possible
for Sephiroth to join your your party in FF VII.

"And when you win, he's beating himself."
-Laughing Vigilante, speaking of Sephiroth

"Eww..sick!!! Over WhAt..???Nake pics of Aeris or
something????EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!"
-Small Girl, replying to the above quote from LV

"You make the most dumbass replies, Atma..."
-Bahamut Zero

"THE IRONY METER IS OFF THE SCALE!
SHE'S GONNA BLOW, CAPTAIN!
[The sig is laughing at BZ.]"
-NeoAtma, responding to BZ's above quote

This is from the end of a message Atma posted
after he left.

"[The sig thinks Atma is a hypocrite for posting.]

Oh yeah? Well the sig can goto hell.

[The sig doesn't like that attitude.]

I don't give a damn.

[The sig thinks Atma is being a dickhead again.]

Oh yeah? You wanna see me be a dickhead? <calls the bank and tells them to
no longer allow the sig to withdraw on the expense account.>

[The sig thinks you should at least post an I'm back message if you're gonna
be a weakass bastard about this.]

Fucking sig! I'm not back, I made one post explaining what happened!
<begins choking the sig>

[The sig..... CAN'T BREATHE!]"
-Atma, arguing with the sig

434 posts to AGFF!! Whooo!!

[Seb]

On Fri, 17 Apr 1998 01:28:02 GMT, ko...@mci2000.com (Jason, Master of
Medieval Weapons) wrote:

>On Thu, 16 Apr 1998 20:46:37 -0400, "Bane"
><da...@NO.FUCKING.SPAM.erols.com> interrupted my constant drinking of
>coffee and/or Mountain Dew by saying:

[...]

>Yes, that is Albrecht. But he joined the DMV, and now seems more
>intent on destroying AGFF.

I don't see how flaming Atma can qualify as destroying AGFF.

[Gregory Cook]

On Thu, 16 Apr 1998 19:40:06 -0500, "Neo Atma Weapon 3:16"
<Neo...@ThisPartToStopSpamSoDeleteIt.msn.com> wrote:

-Uh-huh. Just like someone was "impersonating" Seb with that NA pic. Funny,

-I had an expert look at the headers and they said it's highly unlikely Seb
-didn't post it.

WHA?! You think Seb DID post it now??? ....

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[Jason, Master of Medieval Weapons]

On Fri, 17 Apr 1998 01:36:35 GMT,
dark...@cut.here.calgary.crosswinds.net (Seb) interrupted my

constant drinking of coffee and/or Mountain Dew by saying:

>On Fri, 17 Apr 1998 01:28:02 GMT, ko...@mci2000.com (Jason, Master of
>Medieval Weapons) wrote:
>
>>On Thu, 16 Apr 1998 20:46:37 -0400, "Bane"
>><da...@NO.FUCKING.SPAM.erols.com> interrupted my constant drinking of
>>coffee and/or Mountain Dew by saying:
>

>[...]

>
>>Yes, that is Albrecht. But he joined the DMV, and now seems more
>>intent on destroying AGFF.
>

>I don't see how flaming Atma can qualify as destroying AGFF.

If you would bother to look around, AGFF is falling apart. I'm not
saying it's anyone's fault in particular, but Cypher and you two have
been a part of it. The other part of it is all these people who have
fallen into deep depression. And may I ask you a question? Why did you
join the DMV? Just wondering...

[Seb]

On Fri, 17 Apr 1998 01:51:06 GMT, ko...@mci2000.com (Jason, Master of
Medieval Weapons) wrote:

>On Fri, 17 Apr 1998 01:36:35 GMT,

>dark...@cut.here.calgary.crosswinds.net (Seb) interrupted my

>constant drinking of coffee and/or Mountain Dew by saying:
>

>>On Fri, 17 Apr 1998 01:28:02 GMT, ko...@mci2000.com (Jason, Master of
>>Medieval Weapons) wrote:
>>

>>>On Thu, 16 Apr 1998 20:46:37 -0400, "Bane"
>>><da...@NO.FUCKING.SPAM.erols.com> interrupted my constant drinking of
>>>coffee and/or Mountain Dew by saying:
>>

>>[...]

>>
>>>Yes, that is Albrecht. But he joined the DMV, and now seems more
>>>intent on destroying AGFF.
>>

>>I don't see how flaming Atma can qualify as destroying AGFF.
>
>If you would bother to look around, AGFF is falling apart. I'm not
>saying it's anyone's fault in particular, but Cypher and you two have
>been a part of it. The other part of it is all these people who have
>fallen into deep depression. And may I ask you a question? Why did you
>join the DMV? Just wondering...

Well, you can keep wondering. I have my reasons.

[Jason, Master of Medieval Weapons]

On Fri, 17 Apr 1998 01:52:47 GMT,
dark...@cut.here.calgary.crosswinds.net (Seb) interrupted my

constant drinking of coffee and/or Mountain Dew by saying:

>On Fri, 17 Apr 1998 01:51:06 GMT, ko...@mci2000.com (Jason, Master of

>Medieval Weapons) wrote:
>
>>On Fri, 17 Apr 1998 01:36:35 GMT,

>>dark...@cut.here.calgary.crosswinds.net (Seb) interrupted my

>>constant drinking of coffee and/or Mountain Dew by saying:
>>

>>>On Fri, 17 Apr 1998 01:28:02 GMT, ko...@mci2000.com (Jason, Master of
>>>Medieval Weapons) wrote:
>>>

>>>>On Thu, 16 Apr 1998 20:46:37 -0400, "Bane"
>>>><da...@NO.FUCKING.SPAM.erols.com> interrupted my constant drinking of
>>>>coffee and/or Mountain Dew by saying:
>>>

>>>[...]

>>>
>>>>Yes, that is Albrecht. But he joined the DMV, and now seems more
>>>>intent on destroying AGFF.
>>>

>>>I don't see how flaming Atma can qualify as destroying AGFF.
>>
>>If you would bother to look around, AGFF is falling apart. I'm not
>>saying it's anyone's fault in particular, but Cypher and you two have
>>been a part of it. The other part of it is all these people who have
>>fallen into deep depression. And may I ask you a question? Why did you
>>join the DMV? Just wondering...
>
>Well, you can keep wondering. I have my reasons.

Fine, then.

[Seb]

On Fri, 17 Apr 1998 02:06:32 GMT, ko...@mci2000.com (Jason, Master of
Medieval Weapons) wrote:

>On Fri, 17 Apr 1998 02:04:35 GMT,
>dark...@cut.here.calgary.crosswinds.net (Seb) interrupted my

>constant drinking of coffee and/or Mountain Dew by saying:
>

>>On Fri, 17 Apr 1998 02:00:58 GMT, ko...@mci2000.com (Jason, Master of
>>Medieval Weapons) wrote:
>>
>>>On Fri, 17 Apr 1998 01:52:47 GMT,

>>>dark...@cut.here.calgary.crosswinds.net (Seb) interrupted my

>>>constant drinking of coffee and/or Mountain Dew by saying:
>>>

>>>>On Fri, 17 Apr 1998 01:51:06 GMT, ko...@mci2000.com (Jason, Master of
>>>>Medieval Weapons) wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Fri, 17 Apr 1998 01:36:35 GMT,

>>>>>dark...@cut.here.calgary.crosswinds.net (Seb) interrupted my

>>>>>constant drinking of coffee and/or Mountain Dew by saying:
>>>>>

>>>>>>On Fri, 17 Apr 1998 01:28:02 GMT, ko...@mci2000.com (Jason, Master of
>>>>>>Medieval Weapons) wrote:
>>>>>>

>>>>>>>On Thu, 16 Apr 1998 20:46:37 -0400, "Bane"
>>>>>>><da...@NO.FUCKING.SPAM.erols.com> interrupted my constant drinking of
>>>>>>>coffee and/or Mountain Dew by saying:
>>>>>>

>>>>>>[...]

>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Yes, that is Albrecht. But he joined the DMV, and now seems more
>>>>>>>intent on destroying AGFF.
>>>>>>

>>>>>>I don't see how flaming Atma can qualify as destroying AGFF.
>>>>>
>>>>>If you would bother to look around, AGFF is falling apart. I'm not
>>>>>saying it's anyone's fault in particular, but Cypher and you two have
>>>>>been a part of it. The other part of it is all these people who have
>>>>>fallen into deep depression. And may I ask you a question? Why did you
>>>>>join the DMV? Just wondering...
>>>>
>>>>Well, you can keep wondering. I have my reasons.
>>>
>>>Fine, then.
>>

>>Do I hear a "be that way" targeting me?
>>
>>Augh!! It's got a lock on me! It's got a lock on me!!!
>
>Gee, that sounded somewhat like the old Seb...

....

[Seb]

On Fri, 17 Apr 1998 02:00:58 GMT, ko...@mci2000.com (Jason, Master of
Medieval Weapons) wrote:

>On Fri, 17 Apr 1998 01:52:47 GMT,

>dark...@cut.here.calgary.crosswinds.net (Seb) interrupted my

>constant drinking of coffee and/or Mountain Dew by saying:
>

>>On Fri, 17 Apr 1998 01:51:06 GMT, ko...@mci2000.com (Jason, Master of
>>Medieval Weapons) wrote:
>>
>>>On Fri, 17 Apr 1998 01:36:35 GMT,

>>>dark...@cut.here.calgary.crosswinds.net (Seb) interrupted my

>>>constant drinking of coffee and/or Mountain Dew by saying:
>>>

>>>>On Fri, 17 Apr 1998 01:28:02 GMT, ko...@mci2000.com (Jason, Master of
>>>>Medieval Weapons) wrote:
>>>>

>>>>>On Thu, 16 Apr 1998 20:46:37 -0400, "Bane"
>>>>><da...@NO.FUCKING.SPAM.erols.com> interrupted my constant drinking of
>>>>>coffee and/or Mountain Dew by saying:
>>>>

>>>>[...]

>>>>
>>>>>Yes, that is Albrecht. But he joined the DMV, and now seems more
>>>>>intent on destroying AGFF.
>>>>

>>>>I don't see how flaming Atma can qualify as destroying AGFF.
>>>
>>>If you would bother to look around, AGFF is falling apart. I'm not
>>>saying it's anyone's fault in particular, but Cypher and you two have
>>>been a part of it. The other part of it is all these people who have
>>>fallen into deep depression. And may I ask you a question? Why did you
>>>join the DMV? Just wondering...
>>
>>Well, you can keep wondering. I have my reasons.
>
>Fine, then.

Do I hear a "be that way" targeting me?

Augh!! It's got a lock on me! It's got a lock on me!!!

[Jason, Master of Medieval Weapons]

On Fri, 17 Apr 1998 02:04:35 GMT,

dark...@cut.here.calgary.crosswinds.net (Seb) interrupted my

constant drinking of coffee and/or Mountain Dew by saying:

>On Fri, 17 Apr 1998 02:00:58 GMT, ko...@mci2000.com (Jason, Master of

>Medieval Weapons) wrote:
>
>>On Fri, 17 Apr 1998 01:52:47 GMT,

>>dark...@cut.here.calgary.crosswinds.net (Seb) interrupted my

>>constant drinking of coffee and/or Mountain Dew by saying:
>>

>>>On Fri, 17 Apr 1998 01:51:06 GMT, ko...@mci2000.com (Jason, Master of
>>>Medieval Weapons) wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Fri, 17 Apr 1998 01:36:35 GMT,

>>>>dark...@cut.here.calgary.crosswinds.net (Seb) interrupted my

>>>>constant drinking of coffee and/or Mountain Dew by saying:
>>>>

>>>>>On Fri, 17 Apr 1998 01:28:02 GMT, ko...@mci2000.com (Jason, Master of
>>>>>Medieval Weapons) wrote:
>>>>>

>>>>>>On Thu, 16 Apr 1998 20:46:37 -0400, "Bane"
>>>>>><da...@NO.FUCKING.SPAM.erols.com> interrupted my constant drinking of
>>>>>>coffee and/or Mountain Dew by saying:
>>>>>

>>>>>[...]

>>>>>
>>>>>>Yes, that is Albrecht. But he joined the DMV, and now seems more
>>>>>>intent on destroying AGFF.
>>>>>

>>>>>I don't see how flaming Atma can qualify as destroying AGFF.
>>>>
>>>>If you would bother to look around, AGFF is falling apart. I'm not
>>>>saying it's anyone's fault in particular, but Cypher and you two have
>>>>been a part of it. The other part of it is all these people who have
>>>>fallen into deep depression. And may I ask you a question? Why did you
>>>>join the DMV? Just wondering...
>>>
>>>Well, you can keep wondering. I have my reasons.
>>
>>Fine, then.
>
>Do I hear a "be that way" targeting me?
>
>Augh!! It's got a lock on me! It's got a lock on me!!!

Gee, that sounded somewhat like the old Seb...

[Shinyhat]

Neo Atma Weapon 3:16 <Neo...@ThisPartToStopSpamSoDeleteIt.msn.com> wrote
in article <6h5sl1$1...@argentina.earthlink.net>...
>

> The Cypher wrote in message <6h5o44$5bm$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>...
> >Neo Atma Weapon 3:16 wrote:
> >
> >>You know what I feel like doing right now?
> >
> >Killing yourself? KILLING YOURSELF?
> >
>
> Don't worry, Cypher. If I ever got to the point where I would kill
myself
> it would mean either I had given up on God, or I'm willing to goto hell.

Yeah, I cant see how anyone could be dumb enough to actually do it. I mean,

even if I was a devout atheist, I'd still never kill myself no matter how
miserable I was if I though there was even a 10% chance I'd go to hell. Two
words: Event Horizon.

> Either way, what I did with the rest of my life wouldn't matter. In
other
> words, you'd better pray I never get to that point, because if I did, I'd
> get a list of people I hate, you would be on it, and I would get a gun,
and
> I would punish them before killing myself.

Heheh. Now THERES a thought. Why dont suicidal people do anything crazy

before they take the dive? If I'd given up on everything, I'd go out and do
everything I've always wanted to do like steal a tank and go on a rampage
through Washington Death City and destroy all my enemies.

> >>Getting up, walking over to the knife block, taking out the biggest,

> sharpest
> >>one I can find, put it against my wrist, and slide the blade across
until
> >>it's crimson.
> >
> >YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> >
> >[must keep my composure]
> >
> >Ahem...boogie down, gentlemen.
> >
> >[cue "Celebration" by Kool And The Gang]
> >
> >>.....
> >
> >It's a celebration...
> >
> >>But I'm not going to.
> >
> >Oh, damn it. I'll have to cancel the strippers.
> >
>
> Strange, I didn't know you were into that sort of thing. According to
DN,
> you're just into 9 yr old girls.

Thats interesting. Why do people always assume "kiddie porn" is 9 year old

or younger girls? Maybe he's like 16 and wants to look at young, human
looking girls his own age instead of the bloated, diseased,
mottled-skinned, over-tanned, plastic-haired freaks of nature that most
porn is done of. Ever think of that?

> foolishly
> >>posting a 9 page sig and talking off-topic, acting like nothing is
wrong.
>

> >P.S. If it's not asking too much, could you set all of my enemies on
fire?
> >
>
> You are a blight on existence, Cypher. Build a rocket and shoot yourself
> into the sun. That way this planet won't be stained with evil by keeping
> your ashes on it.

Err...what about the sun then? We'd all get bad radiation poisoning. He

could just eleminate his very molecules in the Singularity.

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and will be shut down." -My computer

"How utterly evil." -Hero, SOM

Demonwall:"...(Atma) should be burned at the stake and covered in his own
shit just for being an asshole."
Paradox: "This raises hypocrisy to an artform, you know."

"She's a loser! Who's lost sight of life!" -Algus, FFT

[Sean Daugherty]

On Thu, 16 Apr 1998 22:38:57 -0500, "Neo Atma Weapon 3:16"
<Neo...@ThisPartToStopSpamSoDeleteIt.msn.com> wrote:

>Three words and an acronym:
>
>WTF is Event Horizon?

A *really* awful 2001/Alien-meets-The-Shining wannabe sci-fi "thriller"? Ok,
maybe not, but it was a *really* bad movie...

-----
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"Instant karma's gonna get you, | 3000 posts to alt.games.
Gonna look you right in the face | final-fantasy
Better get yourself together, darlin' |
Join the human race..." | AIM Nickname: HeiwaIkari
- John Lennon, "Instant Karma!" |

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[Neo Rufus]

On Thu, 16 Apr 1998 19:40:06 -0500, "Neo Atma Weapon 3:16"

<Neo...@ThisPartToStopSpamSoDeleteIt.msn.com> tried to overthrow the
m30w by saying:

>
>Neo Rufus wrote in message <35368a72...@news.worldsite.net>...
>>On Thu, 16 Apr 1998 16:20:04 -0500, "Neo Atma Weapon 3:16"
>><Neo...@ThisPartToStopSpamSoDeleteIt.msn.com> tried to overthrow the
>>m30w by saying:
>>
>>>The Cypher wrote in message <6h5o44$5bm$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>...
>>>>Neo Atma Weapon 3:16 wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>You know what I feel like doing right now?
>>>>
>>>>Killing yourself? KILLING YOURSELF?
>>>>
>>>
>>>Don't worry, Cypher. If I ever got to the point where I would kill myself
>>>it would mean either I had given up on God, or I'm willing to goto hell.
>>>Either way, what I did with the rest of my life wouldn't matter. In other
>>>words, you'd better pray I never get to that point, because if I did, I'd
>>>get a list of people I hate, you would be on it, and I would get a gun,
>and
>>>I would punish them before killing myself.
>>
>>Ha. What a loser. You'd go all the way to where each person lives,
>>kill them, then kill yourself. What a waste of time. Do us a favor,
>>and kill yourself right now.
>>
>
>You want to go too? Because if you think I'm kidding, just wait until my
>faith vanishes and I find out where you are and watch you beg for your life
>before I splatter your pathetic organs against the wall.

ROFLMAOWTIME! I'd like to see that come to pass.

>>>>>Getting up, walking over to the knife block, taking out the biggest,

>>>sharpest
>>>>>one I can find, put it against my wrist, and slide the blade across
>until
>>>>>it's crimson.
>>>>
>>>>YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>>
>>>>[must keep my composure]
>>>>
>>>>Ahem...boogie down, gentlemen.
>>>>
>>>>[cue "Celebration" by Kool And The Gang]
>>>>
>>>>>.....
>>>>
>>>>It's a celebration...
>>>>
>>>>>But I'm not going to.
>>>>
>>>>Oh, damn it. I'll have to cancel the strippers.
>>>>
>>>
>>>Strange, I didn't know you were into that sort of thing. According to DN,
>>>you're just into 9 yr old girls.
>>
>>Ummm.... no. If you would read, those posts were proven not to be
>>Cyph's.
>>
>
>Bullshit.

Show me some proof they are Cypher's.

>>>>>I finally opened my eyes. I was looking at life. At existence.

>>>>
>>>>And it sucked, right?
>>>>
>>>>>And I hated it.
>>>>
>>>>Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
>>>>
>>>>>It was cruel, it was awful.
>>>>
>>>><Atma> It was something my father did to me and it wasn't very lawful!
>>></Atma>
>>>>
>>>
>>>Actually, I do hate my father, but that sad attempt at a flame isn't gonna
>>>go much damage, Cyph, as he's never done that. I hate him for other
>>>reasons.
>>
>>Heh heh heh..... care to share those reasons?
>>
>
>No. Care to share the reason that you're going to burn in hell?

Ummm... no... but I care to share the reasons I'm _not_ going to burn
in hell..

>>>>>What's the point to all of it?

>>>>
>>>>Well, mainly for you to die. Other than that, who the hell knows?
>>>>
>>>>>The pain, the misery.
>>>>
>>>>Sweeter words mine ears never heard.
>>>>
>>>>>They say there's nothing stronger than love. They are wrong.
>>>>>There is something stronger. Hate. If I hadn't been taught all
>>>>>my life that you goto hell when you kill yourself, I'd be dead already.
>>>>
>>>>Uhhh...hate to point this out to you, but God'll send you to hell for
>>>>wasting your time on the planet anyway. You may as well take the chance
>and
>>>>hope for forgiveness, 'cause I'm sure not going to give you any.
>>>>
>>>
>>>Nice ebonics, Cyph. When you get that translated into English, let me
>know.
>>
>>.......you are a moron. Have you ever met an African American?
>
>There is no such thing as an african american. There are blacks. Plain and
>simple. Unless they've been in Africa most of their lives, that is a false
>claim.

Not very PC, are we? Oh, and more hypocriticality (is that a word?).

I'm sure if you went up to a "black" person and labeled them that,
they'd think you're a racist. Now, wasn't it you calling people
racists?

>>Obviously not. Now, further proof of Atma's position of AGFF Head

>>Hypocrite. You call people racist, but I doubt you've even met
>>another race. _THIS_ is ebonics: "Yo homes, 'sup, foo? I be
>>creepin' the hood, chillin' the ghetto, yea, dawg." Don't get them
>>confused again.
>>
>
>Just because you talk like that, Rufus, doesn't mean we all do.

Actually, I don't. I was informing you of the meaning of "ebonics."

Unlike you, I have contact with other races, and I hear it being
spoken.

>>>>>Hope is an illusion. There is nothing.

>>>>
>>>>Hmmm...sometimes I wonder what my name really means.
>>>>
>>>
>>>It means "troll".
>>
>>And Atma means "hypocrite."
>>
>
>Rufus means "hellhound's fresh meat".

<Butcher> Ahhhhh.... fresshh meeattt... </Butcher>

>>>>>I don't know whether I'm coming back to AGFF or not.

>>>>
>>>>Here, let me give you some advice; don't.
>>>>
>>>
>>>Let me give you some advice: Burn in eternal damnation for all I care.
>>
>>....uh, huh. That's some advice anyone is going to take.
>>
>
>It wasn't advice. It was telling you and your friends what your destiny is.

I can't speak for Cyph, but I know where I'm going after I die. And

it ain't a fiery lake.

>>>>>I don't know whether I'm going to be on AIM anymore.

>>>>>I don't even know if I'm ever gonna log online again after I log off
>>>>>tonight. I don't even know if I'm gonna to, by some miracle, not wake
>up
>>>>>tomorrow morning.
>>>>
>>>>I heard 100 grams of depressants will help you there. Go search your
>>>trailer
>>>>for some.
>>>>
>>>
>>>Like I said, I'm not gonna get to that point, but if I did, you'd be the
>>>first to know because I'd be putting a bullet in your head.
>>
>>.....uh, huh. Planning on moving to Cypher's home? Oh, and BTW, you
>>have to be older than 18 to old a gun.
>>
>
>Funny you should talk about the law. Care to show your police record,
>Cypher?

I doubt Cypher has commited nearly as many crimes as you.

>>>>>It's not worth it anymore. After talking on AIM, someone

I never knew you cared about me and Cypher, Atma. How kawaii.

>>>>* Hit Wyvern with a Dodge Dart and have the ambulances run him over on

>the
>>>>way there.
>>>>
>>>
>>>Now THAT was a lame attempt at a flame.
>>
>>Now THAT was a lame attempt at a counter-flame.
>>
>
>If it's so lame, why are you repeating what I'm saying like you're 4?

If it's so lame, why are you repeating what I'm saying like you're 4?

>>>>* Clean Erica Drescher.
>>>>
>>>
>>>Sorry to disappoint you, Cyph, but just because she won't sleep with you
>>>doesn't mean she's got all the STDs you wish you had. If that was true,
>>>every woman on the planet would be a walking virus.
>>
>>......uh, huh. Thank you for telling us your fantasies.
>>
>
>Nah. Not mine. You're confusing me with yourself again. Sorry, I'm not
>one of your other personalities.

Thank Fluffy you're not.

>>>>* Give me a million dollars.

>>>>
>>>
>>>I'll give you a million broken bones.
>>
>>Ha, ha, ha, ha! You, who just told Cypher he can't flame, spew forth
>>this pitiful piece of vomit. How...... hypocritical. Hmmm....
>>
>
>Shall I get you a dictionary to look up all these "big words" you're
>spitting out? You don't seem to know what they mean...

Nah, that's not really neccecary. I've got one right here. And if

you consider "hypocritical" a big word, then you've really showed me
you're more of a dumb ass than I thought.

>>>>* Cut off Ultimax's testicles for calling me a pedo with no proof and

>then
>>>>backpedling.
>>>>
>>>
>>>There was proof, Cyph. You're in denial.
>>
>>Proof? What proof? You moron, he didn't post that. That was someone
>>impersonating him, dumb ass.
>>
>
>Uh-huh. Just like someone was "impersonating" Seb with that NA pic. Funny,
>I had an expert look at the headers and they said it's highly unlikely Seb
>didn't post it.

"Expert?" Ha, ha, ha, ha! What the hell is that? If you know a

"header expert" then you really spend too much time on the net.

>>>>* Blow up all of Sean Daughterty's Beatles records, tapes, and CDs.

>>>>
>>>
>>>And blow up Cyph while you're at it.
>>
>>My Bob, your flames are getting more pitiful.
>>
>
>The irony is killing me...

Are you hinting my flames are getting sorry? 'Fraid not, bastard.

>>>>* Give Unright crabs. (Or make this task a little easier and send Erica

>>>over
>>>>to his house.)
>>>>
>>>
>>>Stop telling us your fantasies of Unright, Cypher. No one wants to hear
>it.
>>
>>I'm not touching that with a 50-foot pole.
>>
>
>Of course not. Your pole is about an inch long at best.

And you would know? I need to turn off that video camera in the
corner. Sicko.

>>>>Even though it took you ten years to kill that teacher with a stroke in a

>>>>strip bar, God, I believe you can do this (a little faster, though). I
>>>>believe in you. Your friend, Cypher.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>P.S. If it's not asking too much, could you set all of my enemies on
>fire?
>>>>
>>>
>>>You are a blight on existence, Cypher. Build a rocket and shoot yourself
>>>into the sun. That way this planet won't be stained with evil by keeping
>>>your ashes on it.
>>
>>More, and more crap....
>>
>
>Exactly what the doctor that delivered you said.

Sounds like elementary school.

[Gregory Cook]

On Thu, 16 Apr 1998 21:00:13 -0500, "Neo Atma Weapon 3:16"
<Neo...@ThisPartToStopSpamSoDeleteIt.msn.com> wrote:

-
-Gregory Cook wrote in message <3538b3d0...@news.prodigy.net>...
->On Thu, 16 Apr 1998 19:40:06 -0500, "Neo Atma Weapon 3:16"
-><Neo...@ThisPartToStopSpamSoDeleteIt.msn.com> wrote:
->
->-Uh-huh. Just like someone was "impersonating" Seb with that NA pic.
-Funny,
->-I had an expert look at the headers and they said it's highly unlikely Seb
->-didn't post it.
->
->WHA?! You think Seb DID post it now??? ....
->
-
-Either that or someone using his ISP and a pro knowledge of hacking and
-forgery hacked a news reader and posted it. I doubt someone went to all
-that trouble to frame a troll.

How do you know it was from his ISP? The message ID was messed up,
remember? ... the only thing that could possibly not be forged is the
NNTP-posting host, but that's usually a plain old IP address... you
know, 120.340.22.111 or something.. I guess you could do a WHOIS
domain name lookup on it and see if it's from his ISP's dialup
servers...

[Gregory Cook]

On Fri, 17 Apr 1998 02:12:42 GMT,
dark...@cut.here.calgary.crosswinds.net (Seb) wrote:

-On Fri, 17 Apr 1998 02:06:32 GMT, ko...@mci2000.com (Jason, Master of
-Medieval Weapons) wrote:
-
->On Fri, 17 Apr 1998 02:04:35 GMT,
->dark...@cut.here.calgary.crosswinds.net (Seb) interrupted my
->constant drinking of coffee and/or Mountain Dew by saying:
->
->>On Fri, 17 Apr 1998 02:00:58 GMT, ko...@mci2000.com (Jason, Master of
->>Medieval Weapons) wrote:
->>
->>>On Fri, 17 Apr 1998 01:52:47 GMT,
->>>dark...@cut.here.calgary.crosswinds.net (Seb) interrupted my
->>>constant drinking of coffee and/or Mountain Dew by saying:
->>>
->>>>On Fri, 17 Apr 1998 01:51:06 GMT, ko...@mci2000.com (Jason, Master of
->>>>Medieval Weapons) wrote:
->>>>
->>>>>On Fri, 17 Apr 1998 01:36:35 GMT,
->>>>>dark...@cut.here.calgary.crosswinds.net (Seb) interrupted my
->>>>>constant drinking of coffee and/or Mountain Dew by saying:
->>>>>
->>>>>>On Fri, 17 Apr 1998 01:28:02 GMT, ko...@mci2000.com (Jason, Master of
->>>>>>Medieval Weapons) wrote:
->>>>>>
->>>>>>>On Thu, 16 Apr 1998 20:46:37 -0400, "Bane"
->>>>>>><da...@NO.FUCKING.SPAM.erols.com> interrupted my constant drinking of
->>>>>>>coffee and/or Mountain Dew by saying:
->>>>>>
->>>>>>[...]
->>>>>>
->>>>>>>Yes, that is Albrecht. But he joined the DMV, and now seems more
->>>>>>>intent on destroying AGFF.
->>>>>>
->>>>>>I don't see how flaming Atma can qualify as destroying AGFF.
->>>>>
->>>>>If you would bother to look around, AGFF is falling apart. I'm not
->>>>>saying it's anyone's fault in particular, but Cypher and you two have
->>>>>been a part of it. The other part of it is all these people who have
->>>>>fallen into deep depression. And may I ask you a question? Why did you
->>>>>join the DMV? Just wondering...
->>>>
->>>>Well, you can keep wondering. I have my reasons.
->>>
->>>Fine, then.
->>
->>Do I hear a "be that way" targeting me?
->>
->>Augh!! It's got a lock on me! It's got a lock on me!!!
->
->Gee, that sounded somewhat like the old Seb...
-
-....

He is the old Seb. But if it gets out, then Cypher will punish him.
He's got to act tough in public. Give him an AIM if you really want to
talk to him. #;-}>

[JT]

Neo Atma Weapon 3:16 wrote:
>
> Neo Rufus wrote in message <35368a72...@news.worldsite.net>...
> >On Thu, 16 Apr 1998 16:20:04 -0500, "Neo Atma Weapon 3:16"
> ><Neo...@ThisPartToStopSpamSoDeleteIt.msn.com> tried to overthrow the
> >m30w by saying:
> >
> >>The Cypher wrote in message <6h5o44$5bm$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>...
> >>>Neo Atma Weapon 3:16 wrote:
> >>>
> >>>>You know what I feel like doing right now?
> >>>
> >>>Killing yourself? KILLING YOURSELF?
> >>>
> >>
> >>Don't worry, Cypher. If I ever got to the point where I would kill myself
> >>it would mean either I had given up on God, or I'm willing to goto hell.
> >>Either way, what I did with the rest of my life wouldn't matter. In other
> >>words, you'd better pray I never get to that point, because if I did, I'd
> >>get a list of people I hate, you would be on it, and I would get a gun,
> and
> >>I would punish them before killing myself.
> >
> >Ha. What a loser. You'd go all the way to where each person lives,
> >kill them, then kill yourself. What a waste of time. Do us a favor,
> >and kill yourself right now.
> >
>
> You want to go too? Because if you think I'm kidding, just wait until my
> faith vanishes and I find out where you are and watch you beg for your life
> before I splatter your pathetic organs against the wall.

Now here is an opportunity...
Hey Atma! Kill me too! My address is 191 scottsville road, rochester NY,
14611. If you can make it up here, i'll even give you detailed
instructions. This would save me the trouble of having to kill myself.
Just egt someone ele to do it for me! Seriously, if your faith ever does
vanish, let me know and i'll be all too happy to be your first victim.

JT

[Seb]

On Thu, 16 Apr 1998 23:07:35 -0500, "Neo Atma Weapon 3:16"
<Neo...@ThisPartToStopSpamSoDeleteIt.msn.com> wrote:

>
>Neo Rufus wrote in message <3536cca6...@news.worldsite.net>...
>>On Thu, 16 Apr 1998 19:40:06 -0500, "Neo Atma Weapon 3:16"
>><Neo...@ThisPartToStopSpamSoDeleteIt.msn.com> tried to overthrow the
>>m30w by saying:
>>
>>>
>>>Neo Rufus wrote in message <35368a72...@news.worldsite.net>...
>>>>On Thu, 16 Apr 1998 16:20:04 -0500, "Neo Atma Weapon 3:16"
>>>><Neo...@ThisPartToStopSpamSoDeleteIt.msn.com> tried to overthrow the
>>>>m30w by saying:

[...]

>>>>>Like I said, I'm not gonna get to that point, but if I did, you'd be the
>>>>>first to know because I'd be putting a bullet in your head.
>>>>
>>>>.....uh, huh. Planning on moving to Cypher's home? Oh, and BTW, you
>>>>have to be older than 18 to old a gun.
>>>>
>>>
>>>Funny you should talk about the law. Care to show your police record,
>>>Cypher?
>>
>>I doubt Cypher has commited nearly as many crimes as you.
>>
>
>That'd be kind of hard considering I've never commited a crime in my life.

Right. Now we can call you Atma, the holy angel of depression.

In the future, can you stop saying 'deluded' every time you try to flame
someone? It adds variety.

>>>>>>* Hit Wyvern with a Dodge Dart and have the ambulances run him over on
>>>the
>>>>>>way there.
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Now THAT was a lame attempt at a flame.
>>>>
>>>>Now THAT was a lame attempt at a counter-flame.
>>>
>>>If it's so lame, why are you repeating what I'm saying like you're 4?
>>
>>If it's so lame, why are you repeating what I'm saying like you're 4?
>
>Point proven.

Point not proven.

Look, I've somehow managed to get myself into.. a CASCADE!

>>>>>>* Clean Erica Drescher.
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Sorry to disappoint you, Cyph, but just because she won't sleep with you
>>>>>doesn't mean she's got all the STDs you wish you had. If that was true,
>>>>>every woman on the planet would be a walking virus.
>>>>
>>>>......uh, huh. Thank you for telling us your fantasies.
>>>>
>>>
>>>Nah. Not mine. You're confusing me with yourself again. Sorry, I'm not
>>>one of your other personalities.
>>
>>Thank Fluffy you're not.
>
>Thank Fluffy? You worship something named "fluffy"? Fucking psychopath.

No no, fucking -m30wer-. There's a difference.

[..]

>>>>>>* Blow up all of Sean Daughterty's Beatles records, tapes, and CDs.
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>And blow up Cyph while you're at it.
>>>>
>>>>My Bob, your flames are getting more pitiful.
>>>>
>>>
>>>The irony is killing me...
>>
>>Are you hinting my flames are getting sorry? 'Fraid not, bastard.
>
>No, your flames aren't sorry. They're fucking pathetic.

Coming from the guy who can't flame without saying 'deluded'...

[...]

>>>>>>Even though it took you ten years to kill that teacher with a stroke in
>a
>>>>>>strip bar, God, I believe you can do this (a little faster, though). I
>>>>>>believe in you. Your friend, Cypher.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>P.S. If it's not asking too much, could you set all of my enemies on
>>>fire?
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>You are a blight on existence, Cypher. Build a rocket and shoot
>yourself
>>>>>into the sun. That way this planet won't be stained with evil by
>keeping
>>>>>your ashes on it.
>>>>
>>>>More, and more crap....
>>>>
>>>
>>>Exactly what the doctor that delivered you said.
>>
>>Sounds like elementary school.
>
>No, the DMV is elementary school.

And the teachers have flunked you. m30w.

[Wyvern]

The Cypher <cyp...@wilhelp.com> wrote in article

<6h5o44$5bm$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>...
> Neo Atma Weapon 3:16 wrote:
>
> >You know what I feel like doing right now?
>
> Killing yourself? KILLING YOURSELF?
>

> >Getting up, walking over to the knife block, taking out the biggest,
sharpest
> >one I can find, put it against my wrist, and slide the blade across
until
> >it's crimson.
>
> YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
> [must keep my composure]
>
> Ahem...boogie down, gentlemen.
>
> [cue "Celebration" by Kool And The Gang]
>
> >.....
>
> It's a celebration...
>
> >But I'm not going to.
>
> Oh, damn it. I'll have to cancel the strippers.
>

> >I finally opened my eyes. I was looking at life. At existence.
>
> And it sucked, right?
>
> >And I hated it.
>
> Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
>
> >It was cruel, it was awful.
>
> <Atma> It was something my father did to me and it wasn't very lawful!
</Atma>
>

> >What's the point to all of it?
>
> Well, mainly for you to die. Other than that, who the hell knows?
>
> >The pain, the misery.
>
> Sweeter words mine ears never heard.
>
> >They say there's nothing stronger than love. They are wrong.
> >There is something stronger. Hate. If I hadn't been taught all
> >my life that you goto hell when you kill yourself, I'd be dead already.
>
> Uhhh...hate to point this out to you, but God'll send you to hell for
> wasting your time on the planet anyway. You may as well take the chance
and
> hope for forgiveness, 'cause I'm sure not going to give you any.
>

> >Hope is an illusion. There is nothing.
>
> Hmmm...sometimes I wonder what my name really means.
>

> >I don't know whether I'm coming back to AGFF or not.
>
> Here, let me give you some advice; don't.
>

> >I don't know whether I'm going to be on AIM anymore.
> >I don't even know if I'm ever gonna log online again after I log off
> >tonight. I don't even know if I'm gonna to, by some miracle, not wake
up
> >tomorrow morning.
>
> I heard 100 grams of depressants will help you there. Go search your
trailer
> for some.
>

> >It's not worth it anymore. After talking on AIM, someone
> >had suggested this horrid mood of despair and hopelessness I'm in will
pass.
> >Maybe they're right. Maybe I'll be back tomorrow senselessly and
foolishly
> >posting a 9 page sig and talking off-topic, acting like nothing is
wrong. I
> >don't know anymore. But for now, and probably forever, goodbye, AGFF.
I'll
> >try to go on and restrain myself from the knifeblock. And no, Cypher
and
> >Seb, you didn't beat me in a flame war. Life beat me.
>
> Well, there's only one thing left for me to do.
>
> [Cypher clapses his hands together.]
>
> God, it's me, Cyph. Yeah, I know I haven't talked to you since I wished
death
> on my second grade teacher for failing me in math. But that's besides the
> point. God, I'm going to ask you for the following favors:
>
> * Make Atma choose the right decision and hang himself with some cable or
> something.
>

> * Hit Wyvern with a Dodge Dart and have the ambulances run him over on
the
> way there.
>

> * Clean Erica Drescher.

>
> * Give me a million dollars.
>

> * Cut off Ultimax's testicles for calling me a pedo with no proof and
then
> backpedling.
>

> * Blow up all of Sean Daughterty's Beatles records, tapes, and CDs.
>

> * Give Unright crabs. (Or make this task a little easier and send Erica
over
> to his house.)
>

> Even though it took you ten years to kill that teacher with a stroke in a
> strip bar, God, I believe you can do this (a little faster, though). I
> believe in you. Your friend, Cypher.
>
>
> P.S. If it's not asking too much, could you set all of my enemies on
fire?
>

> Thanks.

<suddenly Cypher hears a deep, booming voice....then his mother stops
talking and God appears.>
God:WHO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TRYING TO FOOL, LUCY?

Cypher: Fine, you got me. It's not Lucy, though it's Lucifer. (changes into
true form of satan)

God: YEAH, YEAH, I'LL CALL YOU WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT! I'M GOD! I RULE!
LTERALLY! AND I'M SENDING YOU BACK TO HELL FOR USING DEJANEWS AND BEING A
JACKASS!

Cypher: *grumbles* Oh, yeah! Well, I'm the devil! I'm all-powerful! I'll
nuke all those bastards myself!

(Wyvern walks in and punches Cypher in the stomach)

Cypher: *gaack* (dies)

Wyvern: that was easy.

-Wyvern

yar...@gte.net
or
wyve...@hotmail.com
(if you want a responce, though, I highly recomend the first address....)

The AGFF God of Romance,
giver of roses, gifts ,passonite kisses,
also defender of chivalry,
devoted servant of females everywhere,
who will not rest until every girl is happy.(no GFS, please)
Welcome cupid's arrow when it strikes (but beware Kid Icarus', Hawkeye's or
Green Arrow's, they'll just give you puncture wounds)
and you'll be a happier person for it.
LONG LIVE ROMANCE!!!!

An AGFF Original Villian (tm)
Defender of E-chan
AGFF Defender of Washu, and all things Tenchi
AGFF Simpsons expert
Proud member of AGFF Co-Defenders of Cats
Co-founder of the Church of Ukyo (however not a practicing member, although
I like Uuchan, too)
Proud Member of .......the Elipse Faction!
Lord of the Dragonkeep
Weilder of the fiend sword,MADRICKER!
Mysterious benafactor to the SQUARE SOFT DEFENSE FORCE!!!!
Holder of way too many titles!
But wait! Have you met my henchmen?
WINSTON, my faithful and easily frightened butler,
CEDRIC, apprentice wizard and kawaii lizardlike creature,
NATHANIEL, the pissed-off minotaur with a heart of gold (and an axe)
AN ARMY OF DRAGONMEN, who don't eat much and are easy to please, therefore
keeping costs down.
and MATH PUPPY! To the rescue!
Winner of the "Really big but not as big as Atma's" waste of Bandwidth
award!
Winner of the "So surreal it even freaks out Edwyn" post of the day award!
10 Belthasar Points
5 Darkkstar Points
285 Cutey Points
5 Oi! Points
5 Philosophy Points
MAY P-CHAN CONQUER THE WORLD!!!!!!

____________________________
this space is dedicated to the memory
of those whom we have lost.

Linda
Kuibob
Atma
A.Werido
Seigfreid

...................you will be missed.
___________________________

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in RL, it's not as common."-Timo Suave

"Ah, the dream of every anime fan...to be that 'ordinary high school
student'..."-Edwyn

"What was that? Grab a pickaxe and murder everyone for ten square miles?
Oh, eleven?
Okay!"-Atma

"Greg, I can honestly say, you are one sick motherfucker."- Atma to Greg,
after he...I won't even say it.

"Mankind must surley be mad. He cannot make a worm, and yet he makes Gods
by the dozens."
-unknown

"Lisa, if the bible has thought us nothing else,-and it hasen't-it's that
girls should stick to girl sports, like foxy boxing, hot oil wrestling, and
so forth."-America's favorite male chauvinist, Homer Simpson

"I'm sending a team of dwarves to your home. They will arrive shortly and
begin sodomizing you."-Neo Rubicant

"Look, an Ultra COOOMBO! Right, time for some tea! Back in
five!"-Knightmare

"Hold on to your shorts and don't piss in 'em!"-Cid, FFVII

"She wished for world peace as the monkey's last finger curled. And
somewhere, in a bunker, deep underground, a man trips. A bright silent
light spreads throughout the world, and there is peace."
-unknown

"Who's a chick? I'm a LADY and don't you forget it. Chicks are animals!
Anyway,
-you're forgiven :)"- Amy, setting Thierry straight

"You want a bunch of advertisements with the occasional review
which have absolutely no opinion whatsoever and looks like it
was directly ripped from the manual along with walkthroughs
littered with spoilers??? WE GOT 'EM RIGHT HERE!"
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"Old man Wyvern... that old man Wyvern... he must know something... but
don't say nothing. He just keeps rolling... he just keeps rolling along."
-Dan Posluns, audtioning for "Showboat"

"I have only one thing to say: I hate golf."
-a man from Montana named Biff

"I don't know if it's just that Atma has left, but I have to say that
you're
wrong, and I'll tell you why you are wrong and I am right."
-Neptune Salad, who in that case was right, sort of.

"Look! Cherry blossoms! And look! A guntoting maniac! And
look! A shotgun wound! Hahahaha <falls over dead>"
-Edwyn

"Keith:I'm surprised
Atma:Air surprises you."
-from a flame thread

"Pretty much the only game of Nintendo I can stand now is Goldeneye.. it's
fun,
and it doesn't have cute bunnies or baby birds frolicking around in the
background."-Sebastion Darkkstar

"Take this fool out, you idiotic curr's! Don't forget who your master is! I
own you, Bitch!" -Master Higgns, the little turd from Hudson's Adventure
Island, to his wife and animals after Bayou Billy kicked his ass.

"Anyone ever wonder why there are so many mushrooms, pipe's and psychadelic
images in the Mario Bros games? A hidden message perhaps? Who knows...
except for that Miyamoto guy... he has to be a dope fiend..."
-The "ogre hombre," on how Nintendo is poisening the minds of our youth.

"Terrance: Oh, Celine Dion, what have you done? I was going to marry you,
and make us a family again, but now you've slept with ugly bob!

Celine Dion: What do you mean? why are you calling him 'Ugly Bob?'

Phillip:Because that's his name, you stupid bitch!

Celine Dion: You told me your name was Handsome Bob!

(Terrance removes the bag that was masking Ugly Bob's Face)

Celine Dion: AUGHHHHHHH!

Phllip: Behold, his hideous face!

Celine Dion: Oh, my God, he's hideously ugly! And I am pregnant with his
child! I'M GOING TO HAVE A FREAK BABY!

Philip:Oh, the humanity!"

-from TERRANCE AND PHILLIP: NOT WITHOUT MY ANUS (based on a true story)

"If it's a crime to love your country, them I guess I'm guilty. And if it's
a crime to steal a trillion dollars from your country and hand it over to
the communists, then I guess I'm guilty of that, too. And if it's a crime
to bribe a jury, them God help me, I'll soon be guilty again!"
-Mr. Burns, THE SIMPSONS

"Parents suck, ignore them, and they'll go away."
-Bane, speaking a universal truth.

"We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness..."-Orwell

___________________________________________________
WELCOME TO WYVERN'S WASHU SHRINE!

Washu-Why I like this charectar so much? Because I can relate to her.
Washu-chan's "Mad Scientist" persona is, to some extent an act- she seems
to be a bit shy to reveal herself to anyone, maybe because she's so far
ahead of anyone else intellegence-wise, that she feels isolated. She seems
to spend most of her time holed up in her lab (much like me & my computer)
because she has no one in the Masaki home she can just sit down and rap
with....

"She's essentially a rebel from society; an outsider. For the
most part, she acts a little crazy, but can, when the mood arises, be
deadly
serious. She cares for others more than she does herself, although she'd
never
let it show clearly. She toys with people for amusement, but never means
any
harm by it, and seems to do so much more in the sense of good-natured
ribbing,
even though her efforts are often misguided.

She sees herself as a sort of guardian towards Tenchi: Sort of a mother
figure, or perhaps a crazy aunt. She teases him, but doesn't truly mean
anything by it. If anything, I think she sees Tenchi, much more than
Ryoko, as
a substitute for her lost child. She's definately the most complex
character
on TM!, rivalled only by Ryoko."
-Sean Daugherty, on Washu

HEY, GREG, DON'T YOU THINK WASHU WOULD BE AN IDEALIST/HEALER? (like me!)

WASHU AND TENCHI.....

Washu is vunreable, but she could live without Tenchi. I think that
she does feel for him, but, as mean as she is to Ryoko sometimes, she
wouldn't take him, knowing what he means to her. But I might be wrong-Washu
is nothing if not unpredictable.

WANNA MARRY WASHU?

well, you can't,stupid, she's not real! But, just in case, here's Kyle
Pope's thoughts on her from Anime Marrige Prospects. Oh, and, I got first
dibs....

Hakubi Washu

Looks: She wears her 20,000-sai age well resembling as she does a 12-sai
girl. Make no mistake though that she has an adult form that answers a lot
of questions about where Ryouko got her good looks. Her most striking
feature is a magnificent crown of brilliant red hair that bears a passing
resemblance to a crab.

Smarts: Where do I begin? She is the self admitted "number one genius
scientist in the galaxy" and I don't think there is anyone who could
dispute that claim. A prodigy from the start she's had 200 centuries to add
to and refine her education to where she can be considered an expert on any
aspect of science and applied technology. The lab where she tinkers about
required five planets sub-dimensionally linked to contain it all.

Personality: To all outward appearances, deranged. She enjoys playing the
mad scientist to the hilt. However at the most unexpected moments she can
display a level of tenderness and vulnerablity that will put you on the
floor. She can also be unbelieveably cruel to Ryoko from time to time. The
level of her intellect makes it very difficult to pin down just what her
basic personality is but I expect that there is no malice to her and much
she does is out of scientific curiosity and a god-like distance from the
lesser beings around her, with the possible exception of Masaki Tenchi
who's hidden potential has even Washu stumped.

Home Economics: Incredible. For all it contains Washu's lab is beautifully
maintained and even homey. I can understand why she spends most of her time
there. I also expect that this has little to do with her pushing a broom
around. Washu's knowledge and skills have no doubt given her the means to
automate the whole housekeeping process. You probably won't even have to
make your bed or pick up after yourself. Which is good as Washu will
probably set up her home within that lab and its sheer expanse would make
conventional housekeeping methods useless. As for cooking Washu has some
difficulty coping with unfamiliar technology (stoves and hibachis) but once
familiar she is clearly an accomplished cook and will even use her own
hands in the kitchen.

Combat Skills: Deadly. You'd never know what hit you even if she explained
it. Not a brawler in any sense, Washuu would never use direct physical
force against an opponent. She doesn't have the size. But this is more than
compensated for by the forces she commands over time-space itself. Washuu's
mind is a weapon with which very few entities could cope.

Special Abilities: Stand back! Like her notorious offspring Washuu can
project energy blasts as well as form an energy sword. Can call up an
ethereal laptop which is no doubt linked to her mainframe and can use it to
analyze any problem she's confronted with. Can access sub-dimensional space
at will and uses it as a storage area and route of travel. She's mentally
linked with her "daughter", Ryouko. She can maintain a body of a fixed age
or revert to full maturity at will. Her knowledge of genetic engineering
allows her to create custom order lifeforms and it is suggested that she
has a role in the destiny of the universe approaching that of divinity.

Competition: Masaki Tenchi. Tokimi. While she views him principally as a
guinea pig for her experiments there is some sexual if not romantic tension
between them. On two occasions Washuu has propositioned Tenchi. If you can
convince her that you'd be a more interesting subject for her explorations
you might turn her eye but it will be difficult competing with someone who
can generate ten Light Hawk Wings. However I suspect that Washu realizes
that she has little chance of winning the Tenchi sweepstakes and thus keeps
her advances on the playful level. If offered the chance at a real
relationship of her own with someone up to her standards she'd jump at it.
Tokimi's interest in Washu is not romantic but something a lot more
powerful even if it still remains unexplained. Getting Tenchi out of the
way will be a breeze compared to Tokimi who is for all practical purposes a
goddess. Fortunately Washu seems quite capable of holding Tokimi off and
wouldn't let her interfere with her marriage to you. In the end, despite
all the people surrounding her, Washu is terribly lonely. There isn't
anyone in the Masaki household that she can really relate to so she spends
much of her time cloistered in her lab hiding in that 12-sai body. If
you're the one who can lure her out of her shell you will be greeted by a
very warm and loving woman.

In-Laws: None known as far as parents are concerned. They may be still
alive given Washu's longevity but they seem to play no role in her current
life. She has an ex-husband and child who are members of a "very important"
family, but nothing beyond that is known.

Finances: Why would this woman have anything to do with money? With at
least five planets of her own and the technology to fabricate anything she
desires including living beings Washuu is financially set for a very long
life. Washuu has left such concepts as "economics" behind a long time ago.
If you become her husband you will spend the rest of your life in school
acquiring the knowledge to hold a conversation with her. Working for a
living will be a dead concept.

Sex: Kinky. If she comes after you in the nurse costume with the rubber
gloves, run. Not that you'd get far with the capture devices she commands.
This lady probably knows sexual techniques that would require your genetic
alteration. You need never worry about your sex life becoming boring or
routine. I seriously doubt that you will ever have sex with Washuu the same
way twice.

Overall: This is a catch worth everything you have to land. If you can
convince her to come out of that lab and out of that body (unless you like
the smaller one) this lady has more to offer than anyone else I can think
of. Power, knowledge of secrets of the universe terrestrial scientists
would saw off limbs for, comfortable expansive quarters no terrestrial
billionaire can match and the entire galaxy as your playground. This is a
combination that no other woman in the Masaki household can match.

QUOTES from the greatest mind in the universe!

"...it's way too easy for a genius like me. I AM SUCH A GENIUS!"

"I am cute, aren't I?"

"Somebody's being naughty on the internet...."

"Where were you when they handed out the brains?"

"Hey, you people, did I just come from through here?"

"I didn't create this web so you could go on some big power trip, you
know!"

"Ah, technology!"

"You promised you'd be my little guinea pig...."

"I'd rather be a child, and never have to grow up...."

"Ah, well, I haven't practiced in 700 hundred years and my aim is a little
off!"

"Yee-haw! How's this nice ambiance for ya?"

"[This portal's] range is only 800 meters, it dosen't work like it would in
a cartoon!"

"What ARE you talking about? (kawaii voice) There's no goblin cute as me!"

"Why, thank you all for waiting! We now present TENCHI's special events
with utmost confidence in succes!"

"CALL ME WASHU-CHAN!"
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-----------YOU ARE NOW LEAVING THE WASHU SHRINE...come back soon......

Always remember, at AGFF, OFF-TOPIC IS ON-TOPIC!

"Damn I hate these long sigs you people have."-Crono 6824

So there.

"Do not go gently into that good night;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

[Wyvern]

[Shinyhat]

Sean Daugherty <sean...@erols.com> wrote in article
<3536cf08...@news.erols.com>...

> On Thu, 16 Apr 1998 22:38:57 -0500, "Neo Atma Weapon 3:16"
> <Neo...@ThisPartToStopSpamSoDeleteIt.msn.com> wrote:
>
> >Three words and an acronym:
> >
> >WTF is Event Horizon?
>
> A *really* awful 2001/Alien-meets-The-Shining wannabe sci-fi "thriller"?
Ok,
> maybe not, but it was a *really* bad movie...

Hey, it wasnt that bad. Lawrence Fishburn acted horribly in it, but other
than that, it was pretty friggin scary. And I sure hope your not one of
those idiots that goes around critizing EVERY single movie that comes out
unless its some sort of a magnificent epic and tribute to the human spirit,
and often even then. I hate those kind of people. Like the critics in 70%
of newspapers. They think they're all cultured and avante' gard or however
you spell that, but they're really just snobby sophistication wanabees who
need to die horrible deaths.

[unr...@hotmail.com]

In article <3536b088...@news.direct.ca>,

dark...@cut.here.calgary.crosswinds.net wrote:
>
> On Fri, 17 Apr 1998 01:28:02 GMT, ko...@mci2000.com (Jason, Master of

> Medieval Weapons) wrote:
>
> >On Thu, 16 Apr 1998 20:46:37 -0400, "Bane"
> ><da...@NO.FUCKING.SPAM.erols.com> interrupted my constant drinking of
> >coffee and/or Mountain Dew by saying:
>

> [...]

>
> >Yes, that is Albrecht. But he joined the DMV, and now seems more
> >intent on destroying AGFF.
>

> I don't see how flaming Atma can qualify as destroying AGFF.

Seb... Meowers are what destroy this NG. You've heard of the Meow Wars right?
Are you now happy to be a part of that wonderful tradition of being considered
one of the low-lifes of USENET?

Atma is not the most polite or liked person in this newsgroup, but this is
AGFF.. not a flaming group. You said that you were going to be out of AGFF for
a while... Maybe you should leave now and take Rufus with you. I don't mean
to sound malicious, but since you're not going to be the cool, funny Bahamut
ZERO/Reno that you used to be then maybe you just don't belong in AGFF.

- Unright
Official AGFF and ACE Mad Scientist!
Keeper if the Sleeping Armadillo Bob! (As dubbed by Pigwalk)
Master of Bio, Virus and Poison!
Player of "Elk's Revenge"! (On loan to Ralph)
Mortal enemy of Texas Agriculture Commissioner Jim Hightower!
Winner of a flamewar against Cypher!
Winner of 1 OPotD from Rob and a few from Linda.
Saved Lenna's life in a fanfic! ...but lost Spoony...
Member of AGFF and ACE Co-Defenders of Cats!
Believer that Delaware is the pit of all that is evil.
Owner of one (1) copy of 1984. (from Small Girl)
Owner of one pair of vice grips. (from JT)

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[Seb]

On Fri, 17 Apr 1998 09:00:23 -0600, unr...@hotmail.com wrote:

>In article <3536b088...@news.direct.ca>,
> dark...@cut.here.calgary.crosswinds.net wrote:
>>
>> On Fri, 17 Apr 1998 01:28:02 GMT, ko...@mci2000.com (Jason, Master of
>> Medieval Weapons) wrote:
>>

>> >On Thu, 16 Apr 1998 20:46:37 -0400, "Bane"
>> ><da...@NO.FUCKING.SPAM.erols.com> interrupted my constant drinking of
>> >coffee and/or Mountain Dew by saying:
>>

>> [...]

>>
>> >Yes, that is Albrecht. But he joined the DMV, and now seems more
>> >intent on destroying AGFF.
>>

>> I don't see how flaming Atma can qualify as destroying AGFF.
>
>Seb... Meowers are what destroy this NG. You've heard of the Meow Wars right?
>Are you now happy to be a part of that wonderful tradition of being considered
>one of the low-lifes of USENET?
>
>Atma is not the most polite or liked person in this newsgroup, but this is
>AGFF.. not a flaming group. You said that you were going to be out of AGFF for
>a while... Maybe you should leave now and take Rufus with you. I don't mean
>to sound malicious, but since you're not going to be the cool, funny Bahamut
>ZERO/Reno that you used to be then maybe you just don't belong in AGFF.

Who died and made you the king of USENet? I don't see you trying to get
Atma to leave because he innesessantly flames newbies and generously feeds
trolls, argues, etc. Maybe you just have a grudge on all meowers.

[The Cypher]

On Fri, 17 Apr 1998 18:54:36 GMT, dark...@cut.here.calgary.crosswinds.net
(Seb) wrote:

>On Fri, 17 Apr 1998 09:00:23 -0600, unr...@hotmail.com wrote:
>
>>In article <3536b088...@news.direct.ca>,
>> dark...@cut.here.calgary.crosswinds.net wrote:
>>>
>>> On Fri, 17 Apr 1998 01:28:02 GMT, ko...@mci2000.com (Jason, Master of
>>> Medieval Weapons) wrote:
>>>

>>> >On Thu, 16 Apr 1998 20:46:37 -0400, "Bane"
>>> ><da...@NO.FUCKING.SPAM.erols.com> interrupted my constant drinking of
>>> >coffee and/or Mountain Dew by saying:
>>>

>>> [...]

>>>
>>> >Yes, that is Albrecht. But he joined the DMV, and now seems more
>>> >intent on destroying AGFF.
>>>

>>> I don't see how flaming Atma can qualify as destroying AGFF.
>>
>>Seb... Meowers are what destroy this NG. You've heard of the Meow Wars right?
>>Are you now happy to be a part of that wonderful tradition of being considered
>>one of the low-lifes of USENET?
>>
>>Atma is not the most polite or liked person in this newsgroup, but this is
>>AGFF.. not a flaming group. You said that you were going to be out of AGFF for
>>a while... Maybe you should leave now and take Rufus with you. I don't mean
>>to sound malicious, but since you're not going to be the cool, funny Bahamut
>>ZERO/Reno that you used to be then maybe you just don't belong in AGFF.
>
>Who died and made you the king of USENet? I don't see you trying to get
>Atma to leave because he innesessantly flames newbies and generously feeds
>trolls, argues, etc. Maybe you just have a grudge on all meowers.

He's a fucking nut who got several rounds of electroshock therapy. What did you
expect?

m30w.

--
m30w DMV (Department of Meowing & Violence) member m30w
DMV Homepage http://home.swbell.net/mthack/DMVwelcome.htm

"For instance, I'm convinced that a heroin addict for a
mom would not be as profoundly damaging to a child as would,
say, a fundamentalist Christian."-Keith Adams, giving a reason
for why he should be neutered.
"After all, you have made various insults against gay people, against
people with down syndrome, against pedophiles..."-Falimortis
showing his true colors.
"I showing everyone what a pathetic loser you are."-Ultimax
showing everyone what a pathetic loser he is.

[Jamey "Crisis" Powell]

unr...@hotmail.com wrote:
>
> In article <3536b088...@news.direct.ca>,
> dark...@cut.here.calgary.crosswinds.net wrote:
> >
> > On Fri, 17 Apr 1998 01:28:02 GMT, ko...@mci2000.com (Jason, Master of
> > Medieval Weapons) wrote:
> >

> > >On Thu, 16 Apr 1998 20:46:37 -0400, "Bane"
> > ><da...@NO.FUCKING.SPAM.erols.com> interrupted my constant drinking of
> > >coffee and/or Mountain Dew by saying:
> >

> > [...]

> >
> > >Yes, that is Albrecht. But he joined the DMV, and now seems more
> > >intent on destroying AGFF.
> >

> > I don't see how flaming Atma can qualify as destroying AGFF.
>
> Seb... Meowers are what destroy this NG.

Well, of course. Do try to make this rant short; the guys and I
are due for a brunch at Hitler's place, and we'd hate to make
the Fuhrer worried about us. We were also planning to plant an
Anthrax bomb in the Senate building, but I guess we won't have
time for that now.

> You've heard of the Meow Wars right?

Can't speak for him, but I was IN the second one, and I was
on YOUR side. Don't tell me we're harmful.

> Are you now happy to be a part of that wonderful tradition of being considered
> one of the low-lifes of USENET?

Let me share something with you. There are two types of Meowers: Those
who troll and/or mailbomb, and REAL Meowers. 95% of us haven't done
anything more harmful than unwelcome x-posts, if even that much. The
only reason people hate us is because of the assholes that actually
do the post/mailbombing, and there's maybe three of them in all of
Usenet. There hasn't even been a REPORTED postbombing by a Meower
since last summer, let alone a REAL one. And even then there was
evidence to suggest that it was done by somebody else (or a group of
somebody-elses) in an effort to convince the other regulars of the
newsgroup in question (rec.games.mecha) that moderation is a good
idea.

The fact is, Cypher's probably currently the worst-behaved Meower in
our ranks -- and all he's been up to for the past year or so is
flaming people in a non-flame NG. Hell, he's not even totally
unwelcome -- those of us who are actually familiar with the concept
of forgiveness (which is clearly quite foreign to you people) have
learned to find his posts an amusing diversion, and not some sort of
Usenet heresy, the creator of which is to be condemned for all
eternity.

> Atma is not the most polite or liked person in this newsgroup, but this is
> AGFF.. not a flaming group. You said that you were going to be out of AGFF for
> a while... Maybe you should leave now and take Rufus with you. I don't mean
> to sound malicious, but since you're not going to be the cool, funny Bahamut
> ZERO/Reno that you used to be then maybe you just don't belong in AGFF.

Much as I hate to say it, you're right -- Seb's been acting like
a real ass recently. Seb: please shut your trap before somebody
does it for you. I don't mind when Cypher does it: he's funny as
hell, and obviously doesn't take it very seriously. YOU, on the
other hand, would post malicious one-liners against Atma for no
good reason whatsoever. Jesus H. Christ, you're even more
obsessed with the past than Fali, Unright, Daugherty, etc. are.
Don't take my words lightly: when I side with THEM against
somebody over an issue of Meowing, you KNOW the person in
question is being an arse.

That is all.

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[Scott Bagwell]

Sean Daugherty wrote:

>
> On Fri, 17 Apr 1998 17:41:57 -0700, "Jamey \"Crisis\" Powell"
> <qua...@wilhelp.SPAMISEVIL.com> wrote:
>
> >The fact is, Cypher's probably currently the worst-behaved Meower in
> >our ranks -- and all he's been up to for the past year or so is
> >flaming people in a non-flame NG. Hell, he's not even totally
> > unwelcome -- those of us who are actually familiar with the concept
> >of forgiveness (which is clearly quite foreign to you people) have
> >learned to find his posts an amusing diversion, and not some sort of
> >Usenet heresy, the creator of which is to be condemned for all
> >eternity.
>

> Jamey, some people wrongly blame the DMV for Cypher's misbehavior. It's not
> entirely fair, but you can't say you're blind as to why it happens. Those of
> us who have been around here long enough to remember the outcome of the last
> couple of flame wars know that much.
>
> But don't ask us to "forgive" Cypher. Don't ask us to forgive and forget
> behavior that is still going on. I don't find his teasing and tormenting of
> someone with severe, and quite dangerous problems, amusing. I can only hope
> you have not been aware of what Cypher's been up to around here, because, if
> you have been, I really cannot understand how you could say such a thing. We
> don't condemn Cypher for all eternity, but, on the same token, you cannot
> expect us to forgive him until the offending behavior has stopped. And you
> can't expect people not to blame the DMV, rightly or wrongly, when Cypher
> trumpets it around as he does. I find the assertation that we are somehow
> meant to, or that we are somehow being "unfair" to Cypher, quite funny,
> actually.
>
Why is there so much talk about one person here and not nearly enough
talk about Final Fantasy? I would think that there were places to talk
about things like that elsewhere. I am not trying to be a smart-ass or
anything I am just asking an honest question.

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Scott Bagwell

[Sean Daugherty]

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[Sean Daugherty]

On or about Fri, 17 Apr 1998 22:59:30 -0500, the accused, Scott Bagwell, was
overheard saying...

>Why is there so much talk about one person here and not nearly enough
>talk about Final Fantasy? I would think that there were places to talk
>about things like that elsewhere. I am not trying to be a smart-ass or
>anything I am just asking an honest question.

We've never really limited our discussion to Final Fantasy... Hell, to be
absolutely sure, we only ever really discuss the series when a new game comes
out. Usually, we're a little less offensively flame-ridden as we are right
now, but if you're looking for straightforward discussion of the Final Fantasy
series (or even RPGs in general) you'd probably be better off on any of the
WWW discussion boards... We're more of a social group, than anything. A weird,
usually harmless, sometimes depressing, but always dysfunctional family.

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