getting propositioned by men
Ian Porter
In article <ouWQ0EAw...@scentral.demon.co.uk>, Trevor Lake
<tl...@scentral.demon.co.uk> writes
>In article <01bd08f1$eb9fc960$8a22...@mha-ltd.demon.co.uk>, Michael
>Hart <mi...@mha-ltd.demon.co.uk> writes
[...]
>>I am not Gay, and i have never been intentionally homophobic to the best of
>>my knowledge, but i would find it "unsettling" to be propositioned by a man
>>
>>I do agree that you cannot say that someone "looks gay" - unless they are
>>camping it up big time : )
>>
>
>Yes, I agree. I am not actually Homophobic or bigoted in any way, but I
>think that Mike gets my point.
If you know what I mean. And I think you do.
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Lupus Yonderboy
Thus spake Ian Porter <I...@xx.yy.zz>:
>Trevor Lake <tl...@scentral.demon.co.uk> writes
>>Michael Hart <mi...@mha-ltd.demon.co.uk> writes
>>>I am not Gay, and i have never been intentionally homophobic to the best of
>>>my knowledge, but i would find it "unsettling" to be propositioned by a man
>>
>>think that Mike gets my point.
>
>If you know what I mean. And I think you do.
I know what you mean! I do! I do! Who wants Trident?
At a party last Saturday I was standing and kind of talking
to this guy next to me, but mostly talking to my friend Tim.
Suddenly the non-Tim one started leaning into me and putting
his hand on my butt!
Apparantly at this point I started yelling, "Hetero! Hetero!
Hetero! Go away!" He was drunk beyond hearing, but then
again so was I.
Needless to say, I got the job.
Sincerely,
Humor in Uniform
--
Alex Suter
"Over 95 percent success rate!"
http://www-cs-students.stanford.edu/~asuter/
Peter Guy
Last time I was propositioned by a man I didn't actually realise it at
the time *G* I was about 14 and waiting outside a shop when this bloke
asked me if I'd like to go somewhere and sunbathe with him. I guess the
fact that it was January probably ought to have aroused my suspicions.
I remember him as being a dirty old man, so he was probably something
like I am now *LOL*
I don't think it's likely that I'd get propositioned by a man now, I'm
not sure how I'd react if I was. Incidentally I have had some experience
with other males in between times, but not for quite a while.
I guess it would depend on the bloke. If it was a D.O.M. I guess I'd be
offended. If he was Ok but I didn't find him attractive I'd say "Thanks but
no thanks". If I found him attractive, who knows?
Peter
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Joseph Michael Bay
"Peter Guy" <pete...@bradford.gov.uk> writes:
> Last time I was propositioned by a man I didn't actually realise it at
>the time *G* I was about 14 and waiting outside a shop when this bloke
>asked me if I'd like to go somewhere and sunbathe with him. I guess the
>fact that it was January probably ought to have aroused my suspicions.
If you know what I mean.
And I think you do.
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Peter Guy
I've remembered another occasion, sort of. Me and some mates were walking
through town in the early hours, when this van draws up. The guy inside
asks "Do you know where we can get a fuck around here?".
When we said no he asked if I wanted to get in. I declined!
Does this count? :-)
Peter
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Peter Guy wrote in message <67889p$kpk$1...@svr-c-01.core.theplanet.net>...
B1FF
50M3 DQQD \/\/R0+3:-
>Hmmm... Now, I haven't been following this thread too closely, but I'm
>wondering who wants to damage uk.adverts.personals[1] so badly that they
>would crosspost a thread dealing with same-gender attraction to
>alt.religion.kibology?
1+ \/\/45 TH3 DQQD IN TH3 |_YCRA 5H0R+5!!
H3 15 H0M0 PR3V3RT!!!!!!11!!
> I mean, I assume they were Allowed...[2]
H3 15 A|_|_0\/\/3D +0 P05+ CR4P 0N
FUK.4DV3R+5.P3R50N4|_5 B3CUZ U R L4MERZ
!!!!!11!!
>Dave
>[1] No offense, kibologists...
>[2] Reveals his entire knowledge of Kibology in one swell foop...
DQQD!!1! 1+5 "F3|_|_ 5\/\/QQP"!!!11!
U C4N+ 5P3|_|_!!!!11!
-- B1FF
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Ian Porter
Dave Hemming <surf...@waverider.co.uk.allyourclothes> wrote:-
---8<---
>Hmmm... Now, I haven't been following this thread too closely, but I'm
>wondering who wants to damage uk.adverts.personals[1] so badly that they
>would crosspost a thread dealing with same-gender attraction to
>alt.religion.kibology?
Obviously some twisted, dangerous, religious nut who wants
uk.adverts.personals readers to convert to the One True Kibo.
Now please remove your pants!!!!!!11!!
> I mean, I assume they were Allowed...[2]
We are all Allowed. Except Spot.
>Dave
>[1] No offense, kibologists...
Apology NOT accepted, Englander Schweinhund!!!!!!!! We will make you
watch Japanese death-cartoons until the convulsions kill you.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!
>[2] Reveals his entire knowledge of Kibology in one swell foop...
I think you should see a doctor about that swollen foop.
Ian Porter
Lupus Yonderboy <asu...@Xenon.Stanford.EDU> wrote:-
---8<---
>At a party last Saturday I was standing and kind of talking
>to this guy next to me, but mostly talking to my friend Tim.
>Suddenly the non-Tim one started leaning into me and putting
>his hand on my butt!
>
>Apparantly at this point I started yelling, "Hetero! Hetero!
>Hetero! Go away!" He was drunk beyond hearing, but then
>again so was I.
>
>Needless to say, I got the job.
What _kind_ of job? Perverts want to know.
Lupus Yonderboy
Thus spake Ian Porter <I...@xx.yy.zz>:
>>Hetero! Go away!" He was drunk beyond hearing, but then
>>again so was I.
>>
>>Needless to say, I got the job.
>
>What _kind_ of job? Perverts want to know.
The Keeping the World Safe for Democracy job of course!
Here's an average day:
0400 Wake up, call Boston Public Library, line is always busy.
0405 Return to sleep, dream about Xena.
0515 Turn over in bed, dream about Xena.
0557 Wake up, solve quadratics while shouting "HEINLEIN WILL
LET ME VOTE! HEINLEIN WILL LET ME VOTE!"
0602 Assure roommates Chrissy and Janet that this will never
happen again.
0607 Return to sleep, dream about Chrissy and Janet.
0730 Clock radio turns on. Get up and turn off.
0849 Wake up, look at watch, scream, shower, dream about Xena,
shower again, dress.
0901 Run to Metro station.
0907 Just miss train.
0935 Get on train.
0949 Arrive at work.
0950 Log into computer.
0951 Telnet to California. Read ARK.
1012 Read alt.buddha.short.fat.guy
1015 Keep World Safe For Democracy
1200 Lunch
1210 Read ARK.
1220 Keep World Safe For Democracy
1900 Play Carmageddon. Drive over many people.
1930 Meet imaginary girlfriend Jessica for dinner
2100 Censored by NetNanny
2104 Apologize profusely
2140 Return home
2145 Assume fetal position. Rock back and forth.
2200 Listen to "LoveLine" on 99.1 WHFS.
2245 Read ARK. Listen to Full Monty soundtrack.
0000 Set clock radio to wake me at 0730
0035 Call Boston Public Library. Still busy.
0049 Sleep. Dream about Xena.
Notice that at no point do I do anything perverted
like killing Chris Farley or reading Reader's Digest.
Thank you.
Sincerely,
Missile Command (LTC)
P.S. Hi snookikins!